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A whirlwind ride through the World Wide Web with tour guides Matt and Galen. Join us as we dive into modern media. New episodes every Saturday!

Netsurfer Pro


    • Mar 27, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 12m AVG DURATION
    • 106 EPISODES


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    S3 Ep106: GNV FLA (PRT 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 51:29


    CONTENT WARNING: from 10:00 to 18:00 we talk about Suicide by Self Immolation. In the 2nd half of this episode dug up from the depths, Matthew Marisa and Galen continue to discuss the ska-punk concept album GNV FLA from Less than Jake. Keywords: Single Mother, Malachi Ritscher, Protest, Concert Venues, Dungeons and Dragons is the real devil

    S3 Ep105: GNV FLA (PRT 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 40:26


    Happy 2025! To celebrate, here's an episode recorded in 2024. Half an episode. Halfpy 2024! In this one, Matthew Marisa and Galen dive into the discography of the ska punk band Less than Jake, specifically the album GNV FLA. Keywords: Florida, University Gardens, Pez dispensers, Lion City, Bad record label mandates

    S3 Ep104: The 4th annual Netsurfies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 116:54


    We're finally back! This episode is the 2024 Netsurfies, with some new categories added and some removed! Keywords: Game of the year, Album of the year, Anime of the year, Small Creator of the year, Meme of the year

    S3 Ep103: Skiptober - There is no Antimemetics Division (Part 2 (Episode 2))

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 49:02


    Hmm? it's almost 2025? No, I think we would be well aware if it were. It's still Skiptober and Matthew Marisa and Galen are still discussing the 2nd part of the SCP series/book There is No Antimemetics Division. Keywords: Vegas Room, Alien Gun, Jerry Smith, I summon Giant Germ in attack mode and end my turn

    S3 Ep102: Skiptober - There is no Antimemetics Division (Part 2 (Episode 1))

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 53:47


    Episode Class: Euclid This episode may have mild antimemetic properties, causing it to take much longer to edit and upload. In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen continue following the journey of the Antimemetics Division as part of Skiptober. What? it's December? Heavens no! Keywords: Secret Giraffes, Adam, Meet Cute, The Monument, SCP named Finger

    S3 Ep101: Skiptober: There is no Antimemetics Divison (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 76:02


    Episode Class: Euclid In the 2nd installment of Skiptober, Matthew Marisa and Galen examine the wiki fiction story turned novel, There is no Antimemetics Division. Keywords: SCP-055, Ojai, Starfish, Cosmic Horror, Designer Units

    S3 Ep100: Skiptober - An Intro to the SCP Foundation

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 98:03


    Object Class: Safe Description: Episode 100 of Netsurfer Pro sees Matthew Marisa and Galen exploring the world of the SCP Wiki, including a reading of one specific and hard-to-kill SCP. Keywords: Wiki Fiction, 173, 458, 682, 4999, 3333, 2747

    S3 Ep99: Valle Verde, Revisited

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 98:24


    Content Warning: This episode contains discussions of a graphic execution scene and child death. In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen return to the web series Valle Verde, discussing recent releases on the project. Keywords: FBI, Brain Implement, Bronze Bull, Gruntilda, JFK Clock

    S3 Ep98: Doctor Robotnik's Ring Racers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 82:05


    In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen discuss the 2024 fangame mod sequel kart racer Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers. Keywords: Doom, Fangames, Bart Simpson, Boost, Bubble Wrap, Sega fans does what Nintendoesn't allow

    S3 Ep97: Animal Well

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 68:21


    We're back! In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen explore the recent 2024 exploration puzzle game Animal Well. Keywords: Bigmode, Billy Basso, Potatoes, Bubble Wand, Layers, Nightmare Ostrich

    S3 Ep96: Status Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2024 1:03


    Sorry for the radio silence! This is not a regular episode, just a small update to let y'all know we're still alive and kicking, just at a much slower capacity.

    S3 Ep95: Talksurfer Show - Joker Poker and Oil Toils

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2024 93:34


    In this talksurfer, Galen and Matthew Marisa discuss the hottest newest games! At the time of recording! Keywords: Balatro, Helldivers 2, Islands of Insight, Jaws, Okay okay let's kill this guy let's beat him to death with hammers

    S3 Ep94: Pseudoregalia

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2024 79:57


    Neither sickness nor tornadoes could stop us from releasing this episode. Matthew Marisa and Galen explore the 2023 indie platformer Pseudoregalia. Keywords: Speedrunning, Out of Bounds, Parkour, Low-Poly Horror, Furries

    S3 Ep93: Palworld

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2024 84:47


    Somewhat fashionably late, in this episode Matthew Marisa and Galen discuss the open-world survival crafting monster taming base building game Palworld. Friend of the Show! Keywords: Pals, Ark, AI, George Carlin, Hokkaido Miracle Artist

    S3 Ep92: Talksurfer Show - Newsurfer Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2024 62:38


    We're not done yet, only slowing a bit! It's a new year, so Galen and Matthew Marisa discuss recent happenings, look back on the year prior, and look ahead to 2024. Keywords: Schedule Change, Retiring, Starfield, Chants of Sennaar, Broken Reality 2000, JAWS, Who will take up the theory master mantle

    S3 Ep91: The 3rd Annual Netsurfies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2024 85:11


    Oops, it's a little late! Matthew Marisa and Galen host their 3rd annual Netsurfies award show, but it an unlikely location... Keywords: Game of the Year, Meme of the Year, Anime of the Year, Garbage Fire of the Year

    S3 Ep90: Super Smash Bros. Melee

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 92:03


    (Note: Main topic starts at 11:11) First, Matthew Marisa and Galen give a brief overview of a recent surprise release. Then, they discuss the 2001 platform fighter classic Super Smash Bros. Melee. Keywords: Fesh Pince, Mario, Fox, Final Destination, DI, Hungrybox, Daisy's Third Eye

    S3 Ep89: Doppelganger

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2023 69:07


    (Note: Main topic starts at 13:38) In this week's episode, first Matthew Marisa and Galen take a stop on a trailer blazes. Then, they look at The Fall of Troy's iconic Prog Metal/Post Rock/Screamo/Math Rock album, Doppelganger. Keywords: Palworld again, Metal genres, Guitar Hero 3, FCPREMIX, There are 2 House of Leaves references and 1 Ace Ventura reference

    S3 Ep88: Touching Grass, Garlic, and Flowers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2023 92:23


    In this talksurfer, Galen and Matthew Marisa discuss the newest Mario, the newest games based off Vampire Survivors, the newest game based off Kings Field, the newest Pinball table, and the newest... uh... woke anime. Keywords: Mario Wonder, Pathfinder Gallowspire Survivors, Deep Rock Survivors, Venom, Protocol Rain, In Love with the Villainess, tag yourself with your best 3-finger hand sign now!

    S3 Ep87: Housetober: Skinamarink (Featuring Here's Horror)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 75:35


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of Child Abuse and Suicide. In this special finale of Housetober, Matthew Marisa and Galen are joined by Moth and Tay of the podcast Here's Horror to discuss the 2022 movie Skinamarink. Keywords: Darkness, Insomnia, Internet Horror, 572 Days, Presto Change-o, The Madagascar Poster

    S3 Ep86: Housetober: Myhouse dot WAD

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 85:58


    In the 2nd episode of Housetober, Matthew Marisa and Galen explore the 2023 Doom WAD sensation Myhouse! Keywords: Underhalls, Doors, Brutalism, Pool Rooms, The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet, Doggie

    S3 Ep85: Housetober: House of Leaves

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 103:17


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Domestic Abuse, Child Abuse In this start of Spooky Month, Matthew Marisa and Galen venture into the iconic 2000 Novel House of Leaves. Keywords: Anatomy, Unreliable Narrators, Footnotes, Minotaur, Do Not Proceed, Seriously What;s up with the numbers in the margins on some pages like cmon

    S3 Ep84: Matthew Marisa's Pinball Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2023 41:00


    As our prep for spooky month continues, we jump to a segment that was cut from a previous Talksurfer due to time. In it, Matthew Marisa discusses her recent obsession-I mean, interest in the world of Pinball. Tags: Williams, Stern, Jersey Jack, Halloween Ultraman, I know I got some of the terminology wrong ok it's hard when you start a new hobby and nobody explains the jargon to you

    S3 Ep83: Unhappy Refrain (The Vocaloid Episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2023 97:19


    CONTENT WARNING: at 1:09:00, we briefly discuss self harm and suicide. In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen explore the world of Vocaloid, specifically the 2011 album Unhappy Refrain. Keywords: Yamaha, Hatsune Miku, Wowaka, Rolling Girl, Busta Rhymes

    S3 Ep82: Betrayal at Club Low

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2023 75:52


    In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen take a trip to the world of Off Peak City, specifically to stop by the indie CRPG Betrayal at Club Low Keywords: B-game, Board Game, Jazz, DJs, Recycling, Cloning, Funny Dances

    S3 Ep81: Talksurfer Show - Toilet Humor

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2023 72:18


    Galen and Matthew Marisa take a break from album year to catch up with some old projects and investigate new memes. Keywords: Punch Punch Forever, Skibidi Toilet, Interloper, Valle Verde, Skibidi Dub Dub Dub Yes Yes Skibid Dubidi HEE HEE

    S3 Ep80: Me, Myself, and Something Else (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2023 41:20


    In this biweekly installment, Matthew Marisa and Galen finish their discussion on the 2019 ska-punk newtone album Me, Myself, and Something Else, Keywords: The Beast, Cool Spies, Basements, Give it a good try, Mindfulness, CBT

    S3 Ep79: Me, Myself, and Something Else (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2023 52:33


    (Main topic Begins at 13:13). In this episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen first take an extended look at a recent event and its internet-cultural significance. Then, they begin their analysis of a 2020 Newtone Ska-Punk album! Keywords: Oceangate, First Wave, 2 tone, 3rd wave, Newtone, Ska Punk, The Beast, The Monster, Anime Chord Progression

    S3 Ep78: People who can Eat People are the Luckiest People in the World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2023 81:11


    ( Main topic begins at 9:00) In this totally not late episode, Matthew Marisa and Galen discuss the Folk punk classic People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People in the World. Keywords: Gollum, Folk Punk, AJJ, Stormy the Rabbit, We just ripped off AJJ who in turn ripped off Woodie Guthrie

    S3 Ep77: Talksurfer Show - Not Zelda Whatsoever

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2023 60:14


    In this talksurfer, Galen and Matthew Marisa do not discuss the new Zelda, or the old Zelda, or any Zelda. keywords: Zutomayo, Pokemon Stadium, Calamity Mod, Mega Man 5, Mega Man  X, again we actually don't talk about any zelda games at all

    S3 Ep76: Fighting GamePril: Guilty Gear (Xrd and Strive)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2023 69:04


    (Main topic begins at 12:08) Wait, it's May? No no no, it's still Fighting GamePril! Matthew Marisa and Galen round out the month with a discussion on the anime fighting game series Guilty Gear. Keywords: Angel Hare, Oshi no Ko, Arc Systems Works, Air Dashing, Roman Cancels,  Inclusivity, Metal, Brisket again

    S3 Ep75: Fighting GamePril: Ultra Fight Da Kyanta 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2023 59:15


    In the 2nd episode of Fighting GamePril, Matthew Marisa and Galen venture into the world of kusoge with Ultra Fight Da Kyanta 2. Keywords: Poverty Game, Kusoge, Outsider Art, Team Game, Intentionality, Crocodile Cop

    S3 Ep74: Fighting GamePril: Rivals of Aether

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 78:47


    Matthew Marisa and Galen start a new theme month! In April, they're going to explore and discuss the world of fighting games. This begins with an introduction to Fighting Games and FGC terminology before diving into a competitive, cool, and furry platform fighter. Keywords: Hitstun, Neutral, Mixups, Rushdown, Wavedash, Smash, Not Smash

    S3 Ep73: Talksurfer Show - The Civ 6 Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 85:43


    Matthew Marisa and Galen have been playing too much civ 6, so they decided to just do an episode over it. Keywords: Trailer Blazes, Culture Victory, Trading Posts, Hamlets, Yongle

    S3 Ep72: Disco Elysium (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 95:26


    CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains a brief mention of self harm/suicide. In this 2nd half of a 2-parter, Matthew Marisa and Galen finish their exploration of the videogame Disco Elysium. Keywords: Ultraliberal, The Pale, Tribunal, Bad Communist, Reparations, HARDCOOOOOOORE

    S3 Ep71: Disco Elysium (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 50:19


    Note: This is part 1 of a multi-part episode. This part was recorded late 2022. In this episode, Matt and Galen begin an exploration of the Indie CRPG Disco Elysium. Spoilers abound. Keywords: Limbic system, Kim Kitsuragi, Cuno, Measurehead, Scabs, Psychic Communism

    S3 Ep70: Infinity on High (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2023 58:04


    This is part 2 to a 2-part episode! Listen to part 1 first! In this episode, Matt Marisa and Galen continue their discussion on Fall Out Boy's 2007 album Infinity on High. Keywords: Magic Sad Boyz, Screamo Screaming, Now Press Repeat, Microwave, Hipster Cars

    S3 Ep69: Infinity on High (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2023 57:38


    Oops, we talked about this album for too long so it became a 2-parter! And we didn't even acknowledge that it's our 69th episode! Matt and Galen first discuss a perplexing bit of gaming news, then take a time machine back to the year 2007 to discuss and analyze Fall Out Boy's 3rd album Infinity on High! (Main Topic discussion begins at 13:11) Keywords: Roblox, Cork Tree, Misheard Lyrics, Special Magic Boyz

    S3 Ep68: Mountain Dew (and 32 of its Flavors)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 134:21


    For our Season 3 premiere, we made a very strange decision. (Note: The review of the 32 different Dew flavors begins at 55:25.) Keywords: Tasting Party, Dewritos, Gamer Branding, The Worst One was the KFC One

    S2 Ep67: The 2022 Netsurfies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 96:21


    What do you mean it's 2023? Every other award show held is for the previous year, right? This is the 2nd annual Netsurfies! Keywords: Meme of the Year, Indie Game of the year, Game of the Year, new secret Matt Category

    S2 Ep66: Mini-Talksurfer - Emergency Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 28:26


    Missed us? Well, here's an episode where Matt and Galen explain why there's been an unplanned hiatus. Then they discuss a new segment, some current fixations, and upcoming fixations. Keywords: Civilization VI, Vampire Survivors, Survivor-Likes, Atomic Bomb vs Coughing Baby, You Me Gas Station, Vines

    S2 Ep65: Knives Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2022 82:32


    In this episode, Matt and Galen do a brief Trailer Blazes before discussing the 2019 Mystery Movie Knives Out. Keywords: Luigi, Immigrants, Go, Class Warfare, Recursive Fractal Donuts

    S2 Ep64: Nixonverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 78:30


    In this secret episode, Matt and Galen dive into the world of The Nixonverse, the Monument Mythos, and Analog Horror. Keywords: Found Footage, D-Day Knight, the House on the ocean, Tim and Eric

    S2 Ep63: Talksurfer Show - Blue and Green and Yellow

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 74:26


    In this Talksurfer, Galen and Matt do a dive into the wacky ride of Twitter, explore a new webseries, and talk about recent nifty media. Keywords: Checkmark, Valle Verde, Simpsons Note, Sonic Frontiers, Rock and Stone

    S2 Ep62: Yume Nikki

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 101:43


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Self-Harm, Sexual Assault, Suicide In the final episode for this October, Matt and Galen take a brief lighthearted break on the trail before finally exploring the surreal RPGmaker horror game classic Yume Nikki. Keywords: Mario Movie Trailer Blazes, Dreams, Paracas Textiles, Witch Event, Uboa, Kyukyu-kun, I'm sorry about that whole intro bit it feels kinda disrespectful in retrospect

    S2 Ep61: Piglet's Big Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 103:53


    For the 2nd episode of Spooky Month, Matt and Galen enter the world of a survival horror licensed videogame made for kids. Is it scary? Is it weird? Who's to say? KEYWORDS: Pooh, Psychonauts, Monkey's Paw, Dutch Angles, Tigger Dysphoria

    S2 Ep60: Super Mario 64 (Is Personalized)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2022 75:08


    Submitted for the approval of the 00:00 AM Club, Matt and Galen explore the world of Mario 64-based creepypasta, videos, and romhacks. Keywords: Low-Poly Horror, Iceberg Videos, Personalization AI, Wario Apparition, B3313, YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOOO

    S2 Ep59: Worthikids

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 54:05


    In the last episode before Spooky Month, Matt and Galen cover the works of the internet animator and songwriter Worthikids. Keywords: Pepe Silvia, Bigtop Burger, Captain Yajima, Wire, Cozy Villains

    S2 Ep58: The Queen Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 68:29


    In this episode, Matt and Galen discuss current trailers and topics before a serious discussion on the death of Queen Elizabeth and the internet's reaction to it. Keywords: Trailer Blazes, Blue Album, Reigensweep, Queen Elizabeth's Elizadeath, Thatcher 2, Cottagecore Direct

    S2 Ep57: Talksurfer Show - Chimera Rant

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2022 71:18


    This episode has absolutely nothing to do with Hunter X Hunter. Instead, Galen and Matt begin with a trailer blazes and then discuss annoying people on the internet, weird videogames, analog horror, and manga. Keywords: Chimeraland, Brisket, Naganuma, Uchikoshi, Sandcastle Builder, Digital Horror, Undead/Unluck

    S2 Ep56: Exit through the Gift Shop

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 92:26


    In our return from our hiatus, Matt and Galen enter the world of street art with the 2010 documentary Ext through the Gift Shop. Keywords: Breakdancing Cat, Up Yours, Kid Named Finger, Xbox Live, Thierry Guetta, Shepard Fairey, Banksy, Selling out, Auteur theory, Art is a Joke

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