Simon L .Read and Tom-Hass Vall-Hass have an off-beat comedy podcast. The juicy order of business includes Quest, Rankings, and The Big Clonker.
Tom and Simon get back int the mega hotseat and reshape the narrative with a SPICY new episode of Pit of Chimps! Featuring: Fruit Rankings Greatest Band of All Time Tournament Pit of Chimps: North America Stolen Letters Tom's Pills The Top 10 Songs in the World Right Now QUEST Ultimate Potato
A new year and a new era for Pit of Chimps as new ownership imposes new standards upon your favourite show. NEW! Will Tom survive the ominous clutches of The Shadow Master or will he escape with his life, and unmentionables, in tact? Will Simon deliver the Fruit Rankings or will his pectorals fall off? Find out the answers to these questions and more, in episode 59! This episode features a special report from the inaugural World Nigel Expo! Guest starring: Ricky Berwick & Sushimewew
Welcome to the Pit of Chimps 2022 XXXmas (and jungle) Special, but it need not be about XXXmas and it need not be so special. Enjoy an absolutely SPECTACULAR episode full of surprises and typical nonsense.
The Chimps return with their thrilling show! On this episode: Tom makes an exciting purchase while in New York Simon explains a bewildering incident resulting in the replacement of a classic Chimps segment Spectacular new titles The 2022 Ham & Eggs Cup Champion is crowned! ...and much, much more.
Simon and Tom return with all the spiciest segments you've ever had the misfortune of hearing. Featuring the Quarter Finals of the Ham & Eggs Cup!
Normal service is resumed as Simon and Tom return with their usual combination of absurd segments and bizarre news from an alternative dimension. Enjoy!
And now, for something completely different...
Simon and Tom have been fully charged for this week's maga episode which is sure to go down with the yoof demographic. The Chimps answer listener questions and Lamb Dallas returns for another sizzling adventure.
Simon and Tom continue to work under the control of FigoCorp. What zany antics will they get up to this week? Listen to discover a magical world of wonder.
Pit of Chimps returns under the new management of FigoCorp! Figo has demanded swift changes to operations at Pit of Chimps and results he shall witness.
The spiciest holiday special this side of the Danube.
The spiciest holiday special this side of the Mississippi.
Tom and Simon return with bewildering comedy segments, including: Nigel of the Month Fruit Rankings The Fabulous Horoscope Man Biscuit Rankings "I'd like to give you a piece of my mind" My Word! What a Good Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life Michelin Star Restaurant Menu - Mer de Salope The Lamb Dallas Report and more! Sexo Chimpo: https://sexochimpo.bandcamp.com/releases
Simon and Tom return with a bunch of NEW segments and also some recurring ones. The outrageous comedy podcast show rolls on.
The Chimps (Simon and Tom) return with more ridiculous antics and stuff and such. This episode is best listened to with a jug of warm gravy.
Simon and Tom discuss the recent 'happenings' from their bizarre alternative world. This episode features the 2021 Ham & Eggs Cup! Everybody's favourite tournament.
Simon and Tom discuss the recent 'happenings' from their bizarre alternative world.
All the absurd fun of the Pit of Chimps podcast, featuring: The World's Warmest Man Spice Donovan's Gravy Challenge Numbers! Craig's Bar Update Restaurant Menu Veg Rankings FAN EMAILS Intercepted Mail Animal Challenge Tom's Week Tom's Poem Slazenger Jones and the Frothy Schloon (part 2) Marlon Brando Encounters and Movie Pitches
Featuring lots of stuff and more stuff! Stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff! Dollar-dollar bill y'all!
On this 41st episode of Pit of Chimps: - Fruit rankings - An update on Pit of Chimps roaming reporter William La France - We pitch our movie ideas to Amazon PRIME Yugoslavia executive, Jack "Lil' Rice Pudding" Rice - and much, much, much, much, much, much more! Twitter: PitofChimps
All the usual stuff, plus the return of celeb caricatures (see our Twitter post on 23/04/2021 to play along!) instagram.com/simonlreadcomics
We've got it all on this episode. We even get to speak with movie producer, JC Potato!
Simon and Tom discuss all the happenings, the happen-nots, and the what the frizzaz is happeninangs? Big shout outs are had The Chimpos pitch their latest film ideas to big-time exec Eddie 'Spag-Bol' Thompson Tom is propositioned for more legal services Audio from Simon's recent stand up gig Update on the Lamb Dallas situation and much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, more.
Simon and Tom discuss a luscious array of absurd topics and pitch their movie ideas to movie executive, Eddie 'Spag Bol' Thompson, and established actor, Kermit T. Frogman
Simon and Tom discuss various absurd topics and pitch their movie ideas to Eddie 'Spag Bol' Thompson.
Pit of Chimps returns with it's surreal brand of off-beat comedy antics.
Special Christmas episode, featuring: Christmas lies Rambo quiz Fan letter Fruit Rankings Celeb letter The Alan Report Ham & Eggs Cup Final Michelin Star Xmas Menu Egg Lampoon's Diary Quest Through the Keyhole Job Offers for Tom Football Report Porkminster Harriers promo + half time team talk Intercepted Mail Lamb Dallas reviews the Craig's Bar Christmas Grotto Entertainment News Freeman News Netflix Movie Pitches & a Kermode Christmas Song Enjoy! Merry Holidays and a Spicy New Year! See you in 2021!
On a deluxe episode, the Chimps deliver a picnic of comedy delights and whatnot.
On this spooky Halloween special, Simon and Tom sensually deliver all your favourite bizarre hilarity, including: * A spooky gift from Pit of Chimps fan, Juggalo Kevin * Spooky Fruit Rankings * Spooky fan/celebrity letters * Spooky intercepted mail * Names of meals based on their appearance (spooky) * A spooky edition of the Lamb Dallas Report * Spooky Entertainment News * A spooky game of Through the Keyhole * Tom reads a spooky ghost story - 'The Curse of Little Greggy Bunyons' * The Ham & Eggs Cup returns for 2020 (not spooky, but contractually obliged) * Over 45s Paddling Pool Rankings (not spooky but, again, contractually obliged) * Spooky job offers for Tom * Tom is issued a Quest. Will he be able to overcome a spooky VAMPIRE APE? * Simon pitches a spooky film Sponsored by: - Craig's PLC - Spooky Graham's Large Sausage - Cracker Jack's Wacky Facts - Ronald Ogbue's Spooky Garden Centre
Simon and Tom sensually deliver all your favourite bizarre sketches and more! Sponsored by Craig's PLC. +SAVY IS COMING+
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more! Sponsored by Craig's PLC. "I'm Egg Lampoon, bitch"
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more! Sponsored by Craig's PLC. Time is an abstract concept. ++SAVY IS COMING++
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more! Sponsored by Craig's PLC. ++SAVY IS COMING++
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more! A return to face-to-face Chimping! No more Skype nonsense.
Including, but not exclusive to: The new Craig's Bar cocktail menu The return of Lamb Dallas Game-shows Movie pitch The Chimps receive an alarming letter Celebrity mail RPG Interview with Craig's Bar owner, Erwin Keith Subscribe to and like Pit of Chimps at the following places: Youtube: PitofChimps Facebook: PitofChimps Twitter: PitofChimps
Featuring: Wrestler names/gimmicks Intercepted Mail The Big Snorkeling Championship (Semi Finals) The Official Fruit Rankings Celebrity AMSR Job Opportunities for Tom Quest Visually Impaired Courting (Game Show) Michelin Star Restaurant Menu Court Hearing Re-cast Movies Fan Mail (10 ways to re-create a '90s rap/r&b music video) Top 10 Spicy-Bois RPG Interview with Big Bird Subscribe to and like Pit of Chimps at the following places: Youtube: PitofChimps Facebook: PitofChimps Twitter: PitofChimps
Featuring: The Official Fruit Rankings Wrestler names The Big Snorkeling Championships Fan emails Quest Tom goes to the Job Centre Michelin star menu Visually Impaired Courting Car names Former Pit of Chimps time-travelling guest-host, Joist, tells all about a former celebrity friend. Youtube: PitofChimps Facebook: PitofChimps Twitter: PitofChimps
Featuring: The Official Fruit Rankings Ron Rankings (unofficial) Fan Emails Quest Tom goes to the Job Centre Michelin star menu Film Review Visually Impaired Courting Car Names Court Hearings Ultimate Potato Interview with Alan Pacino Sponsored by: Big Fella Craig’s Bar Meechel Mansance’s Faecal Transplants Groin Enhancements Ltd Peter Activation Services Youtube: PitofChimps Facebook: PitofChimps Twitter: PitofChimps
It's the Pit of Chimps 20th episode spectacular! Celebrate with Simon and Tom as they celebrate with you.
Incredible action as Pit of Chimps roaming reporter, Lamb Dallas, provides an in-field review of Craig's Dungeon.
Simon and Tom introduce a new play-along-at-home caricature guessing game. Simon visits a swanky restaurant. Pit of Chimps roaming reporter, Lamb Dallas, provides an in-field review of Craig's Bar.
Tom hosts a new gameshow, with Simon as the contestant.
Tom reads out the horoscopes and review J. Corden.
Simon and Tom discuss the Mango Naming System and other strange things.
On this special holiday episode, Simon and Tom are joined by Joist, a member of The Christmas Alliance. Happy holidays!
Tom and Simon are joined by podcast listener, Arsene Sharp. The Chimpos are also joined by unruly dogs.
Tom and Simon are joined by special guest, Dr Dayvid Finemineshine. Who will win the Final of the Ham & Eggs Cup?
Simon and Tom are joined by special guest, Grandmaster Hank Pancake. Semi Final action in the Ham & Eggs Cup!
Join the Chimps as they celebrate Crisp Awareness Week! Quarter Final action in the Ham & Eggs Cup! Tom delivers some hard truths.
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