Creative comedic banter about life in Los Angeles, while hatching plans on how to take over the world
Scott Goldberg and Lyndsay Kancher
The season finale of The Conquistadors Show is here with "The Closure Hour". A celebration of the completion of the second season with Conquistadors in the Round, The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Shirt Reviews, Tweet of the week, Scott's Actor Movie Associations, Cheers, FAQ from the fans, Douche of the week, "The Conquistadors Will Be Missing You" and more. Brought to you by "The Seven Not So Deadly Sins". Check it out. See you with Season 3 in January!!
"The Reflection Hour"of The Conquistadors Show is here. An interesting episode with Conquistadors in the Round, Bad Movie Lines, $1 Grams of Weed, Peta Drones, a special interview with Director Josh Butler @TheJoshuaButler, and more. Check it out!
"The Upside Down Hour" of The Conquistadors Show is here. Scott and Lyndsay take it to a whole new level of upside down with a surprising episode with Dexter's Final Episode, Things you regret not having learned already, Good movies you never want to see again, Would You Rather, Things You Didn't Know Had Names, Scott Stumbles and more. Download it now.
The Conquistadors Show is back again with an episode recorded on 9/11/13. The Risk Hour features lots of fun topics including Scott's Stumbles, The Truth about being a Martian, Tweet of the Week, Cheers, Douche of the Week and lot more. Check it out if you are awesome or if you name is Zohar.
The 100th Episode of The Conquistadors Show is here. Recorded on 8/19/13 and chock full of content. Ice Cream Fire's Tim and Jackie come by with the song "Burn it Down" from their upcoming album. Matt Page call in from Enter The Dojo, Trayvon Martin Speculation, Context, Self Congratulations, Shows that didn't make it to 100 episodes, Montage of the past, Douchey Culinary Unions and more. Brought to you by "Freegan" www.TheConquistadorsShow.com
"The Repressed Hour" of The Conquistadors Show is here. An episode with Dean Norris spoilers, American Movie Classics?, SyFy's shortcomings, Movies of the Week, Conquistadors in the Round, Excepts from Robert McKee's story, Tweet of the week, Getting married at 22, Cocaine Exclamation points, Breaking Bad being back, Chipotle and Scott's Stumbles. Brought to you by "Live Free or Die" Check it out.
"The Beginnings Hour" of The Conquistadors Show is here. An episode with lots of fun stuff including Conquistadors in the Round, Gold Diggers, F*ck-Marry-Kill, Danny Tanner Moment, Smart and Happy people not having children, Cheers, Douche, Recap Talk Shows and more. Brought to you by "Captain Jack- New York's Most Famous Drug Dealer" www.TheConqustadorsShow.com
"The Validation Hour" of The Conquistadors Show is here. A fun episode to be Drunk on Music with Lyndsay's OK Cupid, Plagarizing Bloggers, Dangermouse being awesome, Orange is the new black, Goombay Smash, Caribbean vacations, needing to be validated, Tweet of the week, Douche of the week, Cheers and more. Brought to you by "Free Range Breast Milk"
"The Gossip Hour" of The Conquistadors Show is here. Hear our episode through the grapevine with Gossip, Scott's Stumbles, Tweet of the week, Cheers, Learning with Lyndsay, Japanese Counting, Menthol Cigarettes, Douche of the Week and Tipping. Brought to you by "The John Malkovich Diet" Check it out. www.TheConquistadorsShow.com
"The Justice Hour" of The Conquistadors Show is here. An episode including Would You Rather, Vocal warmups, Things going right, Justice going wrong, Tweet of the week, The hardest working country in the world, Shup up America, Cheers, Douche and much more. Brought to you by "Don't Give a Fuck- The Anti-Social Network"
"The Redemption Hour" of The Conquistadors Show is here. We discuss tired homebodies, Conquistadors in the Round, Bad Airplane Food, Lyndsay's OK Cupid, Cronuts, Regulation, Fat Americans and Ride Sharing Apps. Sponsored by "Hand Jobs" Check it out.
The Independence Hour of The Conquistadors Show is here. Happy Birthday America! An episode featuring Conquistadors in the Round, Fan Submission Do or Shots, Danner Tanner Moment, Online Sexual Harassment, Cory Booker saving dogs, Ass Slaps, Detroit, Ex-Vegan Neo-McCarthyism and much more. Brought to you by "Sign Twirling" Check it out.
The Half and Half Hour of The Conquistaodrs Show is here! Including all sorts of fun bits such as "Name 4 Episodes of The Conquistadors Show and "Do or Shots". Sponsored by "Hooters 2" You will check it out because you rock!
"The Deal Breaker Hour" of The Conquistadors Show is here. A fun episode with Scott's Stumbles, Scott's Actor Movie Associations, Tweet of The Week, Who Does Lyndsay Love and much more. Sponsored by "Her Peas". Check it out.
"The Loyalty Hour" of The Conquistadors Show has arrived. An episode chock full of content including Scott's Stumbles, Ask a Geek, F*ck-Marry-Kill, Where in the World is Eliza James, Leather Shirts and much more. Sponsored by "Monogamy". Check it out. www.TheConquistadorsShow.com
The Lackadaisical Hour of The Conquistadors Show has landed. Featuring "A Day in The Life of Warren Zevon" on the premiere of Conquistadors in the Round, and sponsored by "Hydrox (Oreo's Rival)" This episode is Cash Money Cookies. Check it out.
Do you wish you had a second chance at something? Would you take a second chance if it was presented to you? Hear Scott (@22Scott) and Lyndsay (@TeaPartyGangsta) on "The Second Chances Hour" episode of The Conquistadors Show. Also hear what Scott Stumbles upon, how to get lucky at Comicon and why tornadoes suck. Sponsored by "Break Up Cakes" Check it out.
"The Success Hour" of The Conquistadors Show. Do you measure your success against those around you, or former rivals? What does Success mean to you. Recorded on 5/14/13 (The day after Scott and Lyndsay's former high school classmate is revealed as the mother on "How I Met Your Mother") Sponsored by "Madame Kancher's Grift Cards" Check it out.
"The Crossroads Hour" of The Conquistadors Show has arrived. Life has ways of bringing you to a crossroads. See how Scott and Lyndsay will be dealing with theirs. Sponsored by "Pittsburgh" and recorded on May 7, 2013. Check it out.
"The Roxanne Hour" of The Conquistadors Show is here. Don't put on the Red Light and listen to the podcast instead. Sposered by "Radio Star" Check it out!
New episode of The Conquistadors Show with special guests Eliza James and Ben Rabbers. Eliza finally gets her wish and we make an episode about chicken. Recorded on Wednesday 4/24/13. Check it out. www.TheConquistadorsShow.com
Happy 420! Being blunt and smoking blunts in honor of the official weed holiday. Get stoned and chill with The Conquistadors Show. www.theconquistadorsshow.com
The Natural Hour of The Conquistadors Show has arrived. Sponsored by "The Bible Belt" and recorded on 3/27/13. Check it out !
The Matrix Hour of The Conquistadors Show is here. Are we headed towards The Matrix? Are We Already There? Are we missing out on interpersonal connections and Why are we afraid of change? Sponsored by "Oregon Trail: The Tour" Check it out.
Shhhh it's The Privacy Hour. Make sure to value your privacy and take some alone time to listen to this episode. Brought to you by Bomb Bar. Recorded on 3/12/13 .Check it out.
The Conquistadors are back with "The Alien Hour". A dynamic episode with everything from Muppets to Milli Vanilli sponsored by "Fecal Faces". Check it out.
Welcome to "The Dated Hour" sponsored by "Cereal Killers". Recorded on Wednesday 2/20/13, check it out if you dare.
Special Weekend Edition of The Conquistadors Show. The Conquistadors (@ConquistadorsLA) Are back in full force after Scott's Bahamas vacation. Drink a Goombay Smash (Conquistadors Drink of The Week) and Enjoy this podcast sponsored by The Conquistadors Begging for your money.
The Karma Hour of The Conquistadors Show has arrived. Recorded on 1/29/13 and Sponsored by Vannagetoff's Accent School. Check it out.
Welcome back poddies! The newest episode of The Conquistadors Show has landed with "The Ridiculous Hour" Scott and Lyndsay take you through a tour or ridiculous sponsored by "Home Depot Dos". Recorded on 1/23/13. Check it out!
Happy New Year! The Conquistadors are back with "The Get Up and Go Hour". Sponsored by Glue Huffing! Check it out!
Hot of the press "The Obligatory Holiday Hour" has arrived. The last new episode of the year where The Conquistadors discuss the best and worst movies of 2012, holiday obligations, vacation plans, Scott's lack of holiday food knowledge, and the Mayan Gods join us to answer some more burning questions. The Conquistadors also warn you about the dangers of the man known as Waldo "Check it out. www.theconquistadorsshow.com
The Banging Hour of The Conquistadors Show has landed. An episode where we hash all sorts of issues and sponsored by "Jazz- Can you Dig It" Check it out.
The "Just Desserts Hour" of The Conquistadors Show has landed. Scott and Lyndsay talk about everything from Karma to Cupcakes and sponsored by "Uranium" Check it out www.theconquistadorsshow.com
"The Context Hour" of The Conquistadors show Sponsored by Custom Car Alarms. Recorded on Wednesday 11/28/12. Check it out. Dirty Dancing 4 Life Bitches!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving from The Conquistadors Show. This episode has special guest Matt Brown from Hive of Villiany. Check out Scott and Lyndsay's open letter to President Obama and much more. www.theconquistadorsshow.com
"The Connected Hour" of The Conquistadors Show has landed. We as humans are over connected in a lot of ways and under connected in many other ways. An interesting episode sponsored by "Cadaver Carry" The express funeral delivery service.
The Conquistadors Show is back with "The Horror Hour" Though we missed Halloween due to Scott's sickness, The Conquistadors explore what they love about Horror Movies and more. Sponsored by "Candy Inspectors" Check it out today!
The Culture Hour has arrived brought to you by "Take it to the Hole- The Kris Humphries Story. Check it out.
"The Cool Hour" of The Conquistadors Show is now available for your listening pleasure. Covering different shades of cool and the proper way to execute celebrities. Spnosored by "Magic Johnson's Cure to AIDS" Check it out. www.TheConquistadorsShow.com and check out our commercials at www.Soundcloud.com/TheConquistadorsShow. Follow us on Twitter @ConquistadorsLA. You Rock.
"The Freedom Hour" has arrived sponsored by "The Least Interesting Man". Check out an exciting episode with brand new segments and games. Check it out. www.theconquistadorsshow.com @ConquistadorsLA
Check out "The Artificial Hour" of The Conquistadors Show, where we take an artificial attempt at covering the topic. Sponsored by "Atheism"
The Conquistadors Show has released a new episode known as "The Jealousy Hour" Sponsored by Jumping Frenchman of Maine Disorder. Check it out.
The Conquistadors Show is back with "The Addiction Hour". Recorded on 9/12/12 and sponsored by Ringo's Greatest Hits. Check it out.
The Commitment Hour has landed with special guest Tito making another appearance. Sponsored by Construction Worker Appreciation Day
Episode 207 of The Conquistadors Show has arrived with guest Jackie and Tim from Ice Cream Fire. Check out "The Reinvention Hour"
"The Nostalgia Hour" has landed at www.TheConquistadorsShow.com Check out the madness in an episode sponsored by Myrrh. Check it out.
Episode 205 of The Conquistadors Show has landed with "The Exploration Hour" Sponsored by Turles and recorded on the early morning of Thursday August 9, 2012, this is an episode worth diving into. Check it out.
New Episode of The Conquistadors Episode titled "The Confidence Hour". Sponsored by "Ye 'Ol Renaissance Pleasure Festival" and recorded on 8/1/12, we explore confidence in several lights, explore athletes going out on top and more. Check it out.
Episode 203 of The Conquistadors Show is here. Titled "The Fear Hour", we take on Fear in a week full of it. Posted right after it was recorded on 7/26/12, check it out.
Episode 202 of The Conquistadors Show where we explore Failure and all that comes with it. Recorded on July 19th, 2012, Check it out. Don't be chicken like Marty McFly.