The Cosmic Cannibal Podcast

CHAOS, CHANGE & WAKE-UP CALLS What: Uranus direct in Taurus When: Jan. 30 - July 7, 2025 Who's Impacted: EVERYONE (seriously, everyone!) Takeaway: with the outer planet of shake-ups, surprises, and radical change moving forward through the fixed earth sign, it's charging towards disruptive change and turning the material world on its head. Gemini astrologer & author, Cosmic Cannibal has YOUR 411 on this shift, including what it means for the collective and for YOU. Please don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! ??Questions?? Drop them in the comments! ✨ Website: https://www.cosmiccannibal.com ✨ Substack: https://www.cosmiccannibal.substack.com ✨ Instagram:   / cosmiccannibalcamille   ✨ TikTok:   / cosmiccannibalcamille   ✨ Pinterst:   / cosmiccannibalcamille  

The 2025 January new moon in Aquarius has the future calling, and it wants YOU to get lucky. In this video, astrologer and author Cosmic Cannibal (nee Camille) has the Top 5 things YOU Need to know about this lucky new moon, including why it is SOOO lucky. Please don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! ??Questions?? Drop them in the comments! ✨ Website: https://www.cosmiccannibal.com ✨ Substack: https://www.cosmiccannibal.substack.com ✨ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cosmiccannibalcamille ✨ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmiccannibalcamille

What happens when planets transit 29° & 0° ? Neptune, Saturn, and Uranus are changing EVERYTHING in 2025. In this episode of the astrology podcast, astrologer & author Cosmic Cannibal gives you the inside scoop on what it means when outer planets move into these critical degrees in astrology. Is it just crisis and chaos? Cosmic has the answers. Want an even deeper dive into this astrology? Check out the full video on the 29° & 0° Crisis at https://cosmiccannibal.substack.com/p/cusps-of-change-the-29-and-0-crisis Please don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! ✨ Website: https://www.cosmiccannibal.com ✨ Substack: https://www.cosmiccannibal.substack.com ✨ Instagram:   / cosmiccannibalcamille   ✨ TikTok:   / cosmiccannibalcamille  

Well, well, well, cosmic cuties. On December 15th (or thereabouts, depending on your time zone), la Luna is full in the chatty mutable air sign, marking a peak moment in your communications and growth journey; meanwhile the planet of communication leaves its retrograde frenzy for good. And snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has YOUR lowdown what what these two MAJOR planetary transits mean for you. Exclusive astro-insights and humor are included! Want YOUR in-depth horoscope for the Gemini Full Moon & Mercury Direct? Head over to my astrology newsletter, CosmicCannibal.substack.com and become a paid subscriber for just $5/month to unlock THESE horoscopes and So. Much. More. + 2025 has some MAJOR astrological happenings. Get ahead of the curve with a 2025 Birth Chart Reading. Together, we'll uncover how the game-changing energies of the year ahead will impact you. +Want to dive deeper into the astrology of 2025? With the 2025 Astrology Workshop and the Ultimate 2025 Astrology Guide, you're not just learning about astrology—you're stepping into a toolkit for navigating the year's most crucial transits. +Need a cosmic pick-me-up? Check out my novel Jupiter Returns, a fresh comedy-romance with heaps of astrology and loads of laughs. Centered around the Jupiter in Gemini transit, it's a barrel of laughs, astrology, and fun. (It also makes a great Holiday gift for the astrology lover / readers in your life!) Let's Connect:TikTok | Instagram | Facebook | My Website

Yep, it's here. Mercury Retrograde. This week's astrology kicks off with a loud, in-your-face backpedal for the Messenger / Megaphone planet in fiery Sagittarius. The good news? Well, there's actually quite a bit of good news (believe it or not), and your favorite snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal has everything YOU need to know about it. (Hint: it has to do with the Sagittarius full moon!) Listen to YOUR weekly forecast for November 25, 2024 NOW. + To unlock the full potential of YOUR 2025 and get ahead of the curve with a 2025 Birth Chart Reading. Together, we'll uncover how the game-changing energies of the year ahead will impact you.  +Dive deeper into the astrology of 2025. With the 2025 Astrology Workshop and the Ultimate 2025 Astrology Guide, you're not just learning about astrology—you're stepping into a toolkit for navigating the year's most crucial transits. +Find out where this astrology lands with your Mercury in Sagittarius Horoscope & Jupiter Retrograde in Gemini Horoscope.     +Need a cosmic break from the politics and noise? Escape it all with my novel Jupiter Returns, a fresh comedy-romance with heaps of astrology and loads of laughs. Get into the Jupiter groove with the ~official~ Jupiter Returns playlist on Spotify—it's basically a cosmic soundtrack! And for all the visual feels, check out the Jupiter Returns board on Pinterest. Let's Connect:TikTok | Instagram | Facebook | My Website

This week's astrology Oct. 14 - Oct. 20, 2024. In the words of 1999 Jennifer Lopez, “Let's get loud, let's get loud!” Because this week brings some annoying (maybe tense) astrology, including a very in-your-face Aries full moon, all of which beckons you to get loud about the things that are upsetting, annoying, and/or important to you. Join snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer & author Camille, aka Cosmic Cannibal, for this in-depth look at the astrology of the week ahead. Spoiler: laughs are encouraged. +If this forecast has you buzzing with questions about how the Aries Full Moon and the rest of this week's astrology is shaking things up in YOU life, don't worry—we've got you covered! Dive deeper with a personalized 2024 / 2025 Birth Chart Reading to uncover exactly what this year is (still) illuminating for YOU. +ICYMI: Camille's astrology, novel Jupiter Returns is LIVE! You can purchase YOUR paperback, ebook, or audio copy on her website or on Amazon. Get into the Jupiter groove with the ~official~ Jupiter Returns playlist on Spotify—and for all the visual feels, check out the Jupiter Returns board on Pinterest. Connect with Cosmic:TikTok | Instagram | Facebook | My Website

This Week's Astrology for Aug. 26, 2024. Join Astrologer & author, Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal) in this forecast, and unpack what mercury direct, Venus in Libra, and Uranus Retrograde mean for YOU. There might also be some quips thrown in, because ya know. Have you HEARD the news? The debut novel for Cosmic Cannibal, Jupiter Returns, is launching for pre-sale! Join the emailing list at CosmicCannibal.com for sneak peeks, launch events, and more fun stuff. I hope you'll join me in celebrating this long-awaited release. +If any of the above astrology makes you curious about your chart, check out my 2024 Astrology Birth Chart Reading. In this reading, we explore what transits are activating key points in your chart and how to work with their unique challenges. Paid subscribers here on Substack get 30% off chart readings! Subscribe now +Want YOUR weekly horoscope? Check out my bi-weekly horoscopes from the Independent. I'm their first-ever in-house horoscope writer, and I deliver high-quality horoscopes every two weeks. (Psst. horoscopes are on the last page!) + Annnd, I was recently a part of a short film, brothergirls, which won several awards in the 48-Hour Film Project in Denver. You can catch me as “Karen” in the short film, here on YouTube.

What does the astrology of August have in store for YOU? Cosmic Cannibal's got the answers. In this episode, the snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer & author breaks down the month of August and its most impactful astrology, including: Mercury retrograde & the Leo new moon, Venus in Virgo & Libra, Mars & Jupiter square Saturn, the Aquarius full moon, and SO. MUCH. MORE. To get in-depth August Monthly horoscopes for your Sun & Rising sign, check out The Cosmic Almanac on Substack. Need to know how August's astrology is ipacting you and YOUR chart? Get a 2024 Birth Chart Reading at CosmicCannibal.com. Don't miss an astro-update! Be sure to follow your favorite funny astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal, on Instagram, TikTok, Pinterest, Facebook, and YouTube: @cosmiccannibalcamille.

This is certainly a super-charged, emotionally heightened week. Not only because it follows a weekend assassination attempt, but also because of the astrology. More precisely, because of Mars.  Join snark-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal in another laugh-out-loud episode of the astrology podcast that dives deep into the planets, signs, houses, and transits. Be sure to follow Cosmic on social media @CosmicCannibalCamille. +Are YOU a Cancer celebrating your b-day this week? Discover what the next 365 days means for YOU with a Solar Return Birth Chart Reading. Get a detailed roadmap of the opportunities, challenges, and transformative moments awaiting you in your next year. + Annnd, if you haven't heard the news: I'm launching my debut novel, Jupiter Returns, a laugh-out-loud comedy-romance about an aspiring astrologer who navigates fierce competition, a surprise about her identity, and a new romance during her Jupiter Return. Jupiter Returns is launching soon.

A peek into the week's astrology, July 8 - 14, 2024. Join astrologer and author Cosmic Cannibal as she breaks down this week's most important astrological events, especially (and most importantly) Venus in Leo opposite Retrograde Pluto in Aquarius. See the complete podcast transcript and sign up for more FREE weekly forecasts on The Cosmic Almanac. +Did YOU love this podcast episode? Know someone who NEEDS to hear it? Share this podcast with YOUR friends! +Are YOU a Cancer celebrating your b-day this week? Discover what the next 365 days means for YOU with a Solar Return Birth Chart Reading. Get a detailed roadmap of the opportunities, challenges, and transformative moments awaiting you in your next year. + Annnd, if you haven't heard the news: Cosmic is launching her debut novel, Jupiter Returns, a laugh-out-loud comedy-romance about an aspiring astrologer who navigates fierce competition, a surprise about her identity, and a new romance during her Jupiter Return. Sign up for the Kickstarter pre-launch here. +Be sure to follow Cosmic on TikTok to watch the self-publishing journey unfold!

On April 20, 2024, Jupiter and Uranus align in earth sign Taurus, setting the stage for a potentially explosive, exciting, and electrifying weekend. A conjunction between these two cosmic juggernauts is rare—it only happens about once every 14 years—and it does, it initiates a new cycle of expansion, innovation, and breakthroughs. In this episode of the Cosmic Cannibal Podcast, comedy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal dishes on this rare planetary transit, offering her witty and incisive insights into all things Jupiter, Uranus, and Taurus. Work with the 2024 Jupiter-Uranus Conjunction via this Jupiter-Uranus Guide on CosmicCannibal.com Discover which zodiac signs are impacted most by the Jupiter-Uranus conjunction (and why), via The Cosmic Cannibal newsletter on Substack Get Cosmic in YOUR Inbox! Subscribe to the Cosmic Cannibal Newsletter to get podcast episodes, horoscopes, exclusive promos and more. Get a 2024 Birth Chart Reading: This reading examines the EXACT placement of the Jupiter-Uranus conjunction in YOUR chart, uncovering the themes, possibilities, and potentials it is bringing you. You'll also get personalized tips for working with the transit, as well as advice for how to lean into Jupiter's magnetizing abilities and Uranus' innovation.  Get the Cosmic Cannibal Planets Cheat Sheets & the Taurus Ebook: quickly learn the themes and energies of Jupiter, Uranus, and the other planets in astrology with these printable cheat sheets on the planets in astrology. Plus, get invaluable insights into Taurus (including its mythology, symbolism, and shadow side), and finally learn the true meaning of the fixed earth sign, with my ebook.  Learn more about the Taurus ebook, here. Find other astrology cheat sheets here.     

In this episode of Cosmic Gumbo, Katie & Camille hilariously dish on the astrology of the Big Game 2024. From Taylor Swift's political power (and whether or not she somehow rigged the game for beau Travis Kelce) to the zodiac signs of Kansas City & San Francisco's top players and coaches, this bowl of Cosmic Gumbo is a chunky one. Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in this comedy astrology podcast. Featuring Gemini astrologer Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal) and Kansas City Leo Katie, no star or star sign is safe from being tossed into this sonic dish. Want MORE Cosmic Gumbo? Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @cosmicgumbopodcast

Join astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she hilariously breaks down February's biggest transits. In this episode, Cosmic offers her witty insights, astrological expertise, and copious rambling about Mercury, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Back to the Future Part II, the Aquarius new moon and much more. This forecast will make you laugh out loud while also giving you the motivation you need to conquer the month ahead. Whether you're a die-hard astrology fan or just looking for a good laugh, this episode is not to be missed! Want MORE comic astro-logic from Cosmic? Check out her: Astrology newsletter: cosmiccannibal.substack.com Astrology Membership Community Website: cosmiccannibal.com TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and Pinterest: @cosmiccannibalcamille

Why does alien Alf eat SO many cats? Was Aquarius Michael Jordan secretly an alien (and is that why he's SOO good at b-ball)? In this episode of Cosmic Gumbo, Katie & Camille dish on all things Aquarius, from aliens and robots, to Paris Hilton, and why David Bowie should be an honorary Aquarius. Also on the talking block? How Aquarius Ashton Kutcher and Leo Mila Kunis have gone completely off the rails. It's a laugh-out-loud episode you don't want to miss. What IS Cosmic Gumbo??? Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in this comedy / astrology / pop culture podcast featuring Gemini astrologer, Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal), and Kansas City Leo, Katie. No star or star sign is safe from being roasted, toasted, and tossed into this podcast dish. Want MORE Cosmic Gumbo?? Follow us on IG @cosmicgumbopodcast

Join snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she hilariously breaks down one of 2024's biggest astrology transits, Pluto in Aquarius. Cosmic guides you through all the themes, meanings, and history of Pluto in Aquarius 2024, offering her witty insights, astrological expertise, and copious rambling. Whether you're a die-hard astrology fan or just looking for a good way to waste 25 minutes of your life, this episode is not to be missed! Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal?  Check out my: Astrology Newsletter: https://cosmiccannibal.substack.com/ Website: https://cosmiccannibal.com/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmiccannibalcamille YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq1cUi0WDJiZMfsGOZtH8HA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cosmiccannibalcamille/

In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has YOUR weekly forecast, including her thoughts on why the Capricorn New Moon is SOOOO good for setting long-lasting goals, and how YOU can best work with the astrology of the week. Feeling the weight of life and astrology's disappointments as you step into 2024? I get it—and I'm here to help. + If you're struggling to understand what to do as you head into 2024, check out my 2024 Birth Chart Reading. This reading dives into the transits, themes, and opportunities specific to you and YOUR birth chart, to help you master the astrology of 2024. +Transform your 2024, and infuse it with new energy and purpose with the Cosmic Collective, a brand new astrology membership community with Cosmic Cannibal.  Make 2024 YOUR Year with the Cosmic Collective, where disappointment transforms into empowerment, and weariness finds rejuvenation. Learn more about the Cosmic Collective, here. Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out: SubStack: https://cosmiccannibal.substack.com/ Website: https://cosmiccannibal.com/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmiccannibalcamille YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq1cUi0WDJiZMfsGOZtH8HA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cosmiccannibalcamille/

Is Santa Claus really a Capricorn? How much of a Scorpio is the Grinch? And are Gremlins more Gemini or Virgo in nature? In this special holiday episode of Cosmic Gumbo, Katie & Camille dish on the astrology of classic Christmas figures, from Santa Claus & The Grinch to Gremlins and The Polar Express. Also on the talking block? Tim Allen, Garfield, and whether Ol' St. Nick will have a holly jolly 2024. It's a laugh-out-loud episode of Cosmic Gumbo you don't want to miss. What IS Cosmic Gumbo??? Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in this comedy / astrology / pop culture podcast featuring Gemini astrologer, Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal), and Kansas City Leo, Katie. No star or star sign is safe from being roasted, toasted, and tossed into the Cosmic Gumbo.

In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal dives into the astrology of the week of December 11th, 2023. Mercury makes some sweet music with Venus, the Sun & Moon align in Sagittarius, Mercury begins its moonwalk through Capricorn, and Neptune cloaks the Sun in another dreamy fog. Don't know what any of that means? Don't worry! Cosmic Cannibal has got your back with another entertaining yet enlightening forecast for your week. 2024 is just around the corner, and there's no better time to unleash YOUR potential! + On Dec. 13, Cosmic Cannibal is releasing FREE 2024 Overviews for each of the Rising signs. These are 15-minute audio readings that dive into the top transits of 2024, according to each rising sign. Sign up for YOUR free 15-minute Reading, here. + Struggling to understand what to do as you head into 2024? Check out the Cosmic Cannibal Ascend to 2024 Birth Chart Reading. This reading dives into the transits, themes, and opportunities specific to you and YOUR birth chart, to help you master the astrology of 2024. + Want to conquer stress and anxiety this holiday season? Check out the Cosmic Cannibal Moon Sign Mastery workshop, which dives into the secrets of your Moon Sign. Discover how to harness the power of your emotions for stability, better relationships, and a more peaceful life. Save 25% for a limited time! + Looking for the ULTIMATE Astrology gift this holiday season? Treat yourself or a your loved ones to the Cosmic Cannibal Self-Care Gift Boxes. Crafted with care, each box includes handpicked bath & body gems and custom Zodiac Cards for an unforgettable gift and self-care experience. Get more astrological updates and insight (including what's in store for YOU in 2024) on TikTok. Follow the one and only Cosmic Cannibal there! Have a friend who'd love this content? Go ahead and share them this podcast!

This week's astrology focuses on relationships and depth connection, thanks to Venus and Jupiter. Snark-yet-savvy astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal has YOUR horoscope forecast for the week of Dec. 4, 2023, including all the need-to-know planetary motions and what they mean for YOU. Is YOUR sign impacted by this week's astrology? Listen and find out! Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Follow Cosmic on TikTok & Instagram Get YOUR Venus in Scorpio Horoscope on The Cosmic Almanac Get a Birth Chart Reading with Cosmic Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal Newsletter

On Dec. 1, the planet of talk, text, and data enters earth sign Capricorn, ushering in a bevy of serious, pragmatic, and money-making thoughts. In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal gives you the 411 on Mercury in Capricorn and what it means for your writing, thinking, career and creativity. Is YOUR sign impacted by this transit? Listen and find out. Want to connect with Cosmic? Follow her on TikTok, Substack, and Pinterest. Book a chart reading and get other astrology learning resources on her website, cosmiccannibal.com.

Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in Cosmic Gumbo, a brand new comedy / astrology / pop culture podcast featuring Gemini astrologer, Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal), and Kansas City Leo, Katie (who is totally, 100% a Chiefs fan). No star or star sign is safe from being roasted, toasted, and tossed into this sonic dish. In this inaugural episode, Camille and Katie discuss the highs and lows of Scorpio season, the romantic tour de force that is Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, the zodiac signs of the King of the Hill cast, and many more random astrology weirdness. Katie also shares her favorite weirdo Scorpio and Sagittarius celebrities in her "freaky forecast." Listen for laughs, stay for the dish. Want more Cosmic Cannibal? Check out the astrologer on: Substack, TikTok (@cosmiccannibalcamille), and on the web.

What do the stars have in store for you on the 2023 Sagittarius full moon? In this episode of Cosmic Chronicles, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal breaks down the June full moon. Taking place in mutable fire sign Sagittarius, this full moon is sure to ignite your luck, faith and desire to achieve, thanks to a special conjunction between Jupiter and the North Node. Cosmic guides you through all the need-to-know info about the 2023 Sagittarius full moon and the Jupiter North Node conjunction, including horoscopes for the zodiac signs, offering her witty insights, astrological expertise, pop culture analogies, and copious rambling. Whether you're a die-hard astrology fan, or are just looking for a good laugh, this episode is not to be missed! Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Website: https://cosmiccannibal.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cosmiccannibalcamille TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmiccannibalcamille Twitter: https://twitter.com/cosmiccamille Moon Sign Mastery workshop: https://camille-s-site-36ca.thinkific.com/courses/moonsignworkshop Substack: https://substack.com/@cosmiccannibal

What do the stars have in store for you this round of Gemini season? Join snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she breaks down this season's biggest transits, from the Sagittarius full moon, to Mercury in Gemini and everything in between. Cosmic guides you through all the major planetary transits for Gemini season 2023, offering her witty insights, astrological expertise, and copious rambling. Whether you're a die-hard astrology fan or just looking for a good laugh, this episode is not to be missed! Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal mailing list and get a FREE copy of the Cosmic Cannibal 2023 Astrology Guide, which has all the monthly transits, from new and full moons to Mercury retrograde–and more! Check Cosmic out on Medium.com, IG, TikTok, YouTube, and Pinterest. And be sure to up for the Moon Sign Mastery Workshop, which is available for pre-order NOW. Music Credits:  "Stringed Disco" and "Disco Medusae" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “70s Nu Disco Funk | 80s Funky Slap Bass TalkBox Music” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjMNyk-04_U&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=5 “Synth Funk (new 80s Retro Wave)” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPnGRocuKik&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=4 

In this week's episode, your host Cosmic Cannibal dives deep into the cosmic currents that are set to take over in the coming week. With Mercury stationing direct in Taurus on May 14th, Jupiter entering Taurus on May 16th, a Taurus New Moon on May 19th, Mars entering Leo on May 20th, and the Sun entering Gemini and Mars opposing Pluto on May 21st, there's no shortage of celestial action to keep an eye on. Join the sometimes snarky, always savvy Gemini host as she breaks down these transits and what they mean for your life and the world at large. It's a horoscope you won't wanna miss! Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal newsletter and get a FREE copy of the Cosmic Cannibal 2023 Astrology Guide, which has all the monthly transits, from new and full moons to Mercury retrograde–and more! Follow Cosmic on the web (cosmiccannibal.com), and on Medium.com. Oh, and don't forget to follow Cosmic on IG, TikTok, and Pinterest.  Enroll in Cosmic's upcoming Understanding Your Moon Sign Workshop, here. Music Credits:  "Stringed Disco" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “70s Nu Disco Funk | 80s Funky Slap Bass TalkBox Music” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjMNyk-04_U&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=5 “Synth Funk (new 80s Retro Wave)” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPnGRocuKik&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=4 

What do the stars have in store for you this May 2023? Join snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she hilariously breaks down this month's biggest transits, from the Scorpio lunar eclipse, to Jupiter in Taurus and Mars in Leo. These May horoscopes will make you laugh out loud while also giving you the motivation you need to conquer the month ahead. Cosmic guides you through all the major planetary transits for May 2023, offering her witty insights, astrological expertise, and copious rambling. Whether you're a die-hard astrology fan or just looking for a good laugh, this episode is not to be missed! Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal mailing list and get a FREE copy of the Cosmic Cannibal 2023 Astrology Guide, which has all the monthly transits, from new and full moons to Mercury retrograde–and more! In the mood for more snarky-yet-savvy 'scopes? Check Cosmic out on Medium.com, and while you're at it, visit the Cosmic Shop and grab yourself some sweet astrology gifts. Oh, and don't forget to follow Cosmic Cannibal on InstaGram and TikTok.  Music Credits:  "Stringed Disco" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “70s Nu Disco Funk | 80s Funky Slap Bass TalkBox Music” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjMNyk-04_U&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=5 “Synth Funk (new 80s Retro Wave)” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPnGRocuKik&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=4 

On March 7, 2023, Saturn entered Pisces for the first time in 30 years. Needless to say, this is a monumental transit, and Cosmic Cannibal has you covered. In this episode, the snarky-yet-savvy astrologer dives deep into the meaning and role of Saturn in astrology, uncovering the truth about Saturn Returns before exploring the ins and outs of this rare Saturn in Pisces transit and what it means for the mutable zodiac signs. Read "Saturn in Pisces: meaning and horoscope" blog post. Check out Cosmic's full prediction of Saturn in the Houses. Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal mailing list and get a FREE copy of the Cosmic Cannibal 2023 Astrology Guide, which has all the monthly transits, from new and full moons to Mercury retrograde–and more! Check Cosmic out on her website, Medium.com, IG, TikTok, and Pinterest. And get yourself a copy of your zodiac sign ebook, available on Amazon kindle. Music Credits: "Stringed Disco," "Over Cast," and "Disco Medusae" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “70s Nu Disco Funk | 80s Funky Slap Bass TalkBox Music” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjMNyk-04_U&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=5 “Synth Funk (new 80s Retro Wave)” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPnGRocuKik&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=4

What does it mean when Venus is in Aquarius? How is this Cancer full moon going to affect your zodiac sign? Snarky yet savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal doesn't really answer these questions, but on this episode of Cosmic Chronicles, she does talk about Venus in Aquarius celebrities Oprah and Sporty Spice, and the important transits happening on the Cancer full moon, as well as DraftKings and whether or not Santa Claus is a Sagittarius. So, it's a fun one! Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal mailing list and get a FREE copy of the Cosmic Cannibal 2023 Astrology Guide, which has all the monthly transits, from new and full moons to Mercury retrograde–and more! Check Cosmic out on Medium.com and while you're at it, click on this: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal –that way, you can follow your friendly neighborhood Gemini on IG, TikTok, and more. Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “70s Nu Disco Funk | 80s Funky Slap Bass TalkBox Music” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjMNyk-04_U&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=5 “Synth Funk (new 80s Retro Wave)” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPnGRocuKik&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=4

Mercury & Venus are saying buh-bye to Sagg, the Moon is getting swole, and both Jupiter & Neptune are butting heads with Mercury. Your fave snarky-yet-savvy astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal is here for it ALL. She's also got your horoscope for the week of Dec. 5, which includes those transits, as well as gratuitous talk about 90s pop, Sweden's contribution to music, her regrets about getting bangs, oh–and new background tunes. It's a helluva episode and you don't wanna miss it. Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out on Medium.com and while you're at it, click on this: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal –that way, you can follow your friendly neighborhood Gemini on IG, TikTok, and more. Also, be sure to get your hands on some cool astrology gifts for the Holidays, by visiting the Cosmic Cannibal shop on Etsy. Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “70s Nu Disco Funk | 80s Funky Slap Bass TalkBox Music” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjMNyk-04_U&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=5 “Synth Funk (new 80s Retro Wave)” by Aries Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPnGRocuKik&list=PLy4TyVzLifMyQr2ARQLXSYusBuwV_LHJV&index=4

After a long hiatus, your favorite snarky-yet-savvy astrologer is back with a bang. In this episode, Cosmic Cannibal has your oh-so funny forecast for 2022 Venus in Sagittarius, a transit that's sure to light a fire under your butt worse than a Fiery Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell. Of course, what that ass-flame is prompting you to do (besides run to the toilet), depends on what Cosmic has written for your sign's satiriscope. There's lots of info, lots of disco and lots of hilariously absurd rambling about, well, everything. Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out on Medium.com and while you're at it, click on this: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal Music Credits "Stringed Disco" and "Over Cast" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “Funk Cool Groove” by MusicToday80. Composed & Produced by: Anwar Amr. Video Link: https: youtu.be/FGzzBbYRjFY. Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...Music provided by Free Vibes: https://goo.gl/NkGhTg

The Sun has entered Virgo and Cosmic Cannibal has your forecast for it. In this short episode, your favorite snarky-yet-savvy (and oh-so self-obsessed) Gemini astrologer reports on all the transits happening this 2022 Virgo SZN, including: The Virgo new moon, Mercury retrograde, Venus in Virgo and more! There's lots of info, lots of disco and lots of hilariously absurd rambling about, well, everything. Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out on Medium.com and while you're at it, click on this: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “Funk Cool Groove” by MusicToday80. Composed & Produced by: Anwar Amr. Video Link: https: youtu.be/FGzzBbYRjFY. Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...Music provided by Free Vibes: https://goo.gl/NkGhTg “Ipanema Daydream” by Bird Creek, courtesy of Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/…. Music provided by FreeMusic109 https://youtube.com/FreeMusic109

Summer's hottest transit for love has arrived, and snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your hilarious horoscopes for it. In this episode, an over-caffeinated Cosmic explains why 2022 Venus in Leo is THE transit to bring more self-love into your life and why these next few weeks are gonna be great hair days. There are also gratuitous mentions of: Geri Halliwell, Bridgerton and the Will Smith bitch slap--oh, and plenty of disco muzak. (Cuz that's Cosmic's fave…) Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out on Medium.com and while you're at it, click on this: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal Music Credits: "Stringed Disco", "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “Love Struck” by E Jammy Jams, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTITqQRLtw

It's here, the grandest new moon of 2022. Snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has EVERYTHING you need to know about it, including the muy importante transits leading up to and following the new moon annnnd... horoscopes! Plus, there's disco muzak, copious ramblings and a few transits put in scene. That's right, Cosmic channels her inner thespian. Needless to say, it's an episode you don't wanna miss. Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out here: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Disco Medusae" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...

It's here. The most show-stopping transit of the year: LEO SEASON. And snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your Cosmic Weather Forecast for it. (Plus, she rambles a bit about various Leo celebs and about what makes the fire sign so darn great but also slightly insufferable.) Oh, and there's lots of disco muzak, so that's cool. Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out here: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal And click here to get yourself a copy of her Leo ebook, Leo: The Headliner. Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" and "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “Funk Cool Groove” by MusicToday80. Composed & Produced by: Anwar Amr. Video Link: https: youtu.be/FGzzBbYRjFY. Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...Music provided by Free Vibes: https://goo.gl/NkGhTg “The Best of Miss Cleo” courtesy of Jezebel, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZwLG7yJg1g

The love planet is at it again! This time, she's sliding into Cancer's DM and giving us all a romantic and financial transit to remember. (At least until Aug. 11.) In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your horoscope for 2022 Venus in Cancer, including special dates for the transit and great disco muzak tracks. Hey-oh! Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal Music Credits: "Stringed Disco", "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “Love Struck” by E Jammy Jams, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTITqQRLtw

What do Jim Carrey, Donna Summer, Jeff Besos and the Milwaukee Bucks have in common? They're all Capricorns! (Except for the Bucks.) They're also all a part of the report on the 2022 Capricorn full moon. In this hilariously absurd episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal talks in depth about the supermoon lunation and why it is so dang potent for manifesting. Included also are some great disco muzak tracks and copious existential ramblings. Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out here: https://linktr.ee/CosmicCannibal Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Disco Medusae" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...

On July 5, Mars and Mercury make major moves and snarky-yet-savvy #Gemini astrology Cosmic Cannibal has your forecast for BOTH. In this episode of the comedy astrology podcast, Cosmic rambles about 2022 Mars in Taurus and Mercury in Cancer and why one makes go after Golden Corral coupons and the other makes us sensitive AF. Included also are horoscopes for BOTH transits, along with a special appearance from notable quasi-Jamaican psychic Miss Cleo. Need we say more? Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Follow the snarky astrology on her website, Instagram, Twitter, Medium. Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Disco Medusae" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... “The Best of Miss Cleo” courtesy of Jezebel, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZwLG7yJg1g

It's here, another new moon and snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has a very special new moon listicle / transit report for it. Cosmic also gives you all the details on retrograde Neptune in Pisces, including but not limited to: what it means and why some signs are filing a class cation lawsuit against the outer planet. Intrigued? You should be. Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check out Cosmic's website, and follow her on Instagram and Medium, and get yourself a copy of her book, The Zodiac Abstract. MUSIC CREDITS: "Stringed Disco" and "Over Cast" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... “Funk Cool Groove” by MusicToday80. Composed & Produced by: Anwar Amr. Video Link: https: youtu.be/FGzzBbYRjFY. Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by Free Vibes: https://goo.gl/NkGhTg “Ipanema Daydream” by Bird Creek, courtesy of Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/…. Music provided by FreeMusic109 https://youtube.com/FreeMusic109 “They're Great!” Tony the Tiger sound clip courtesy of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6EcMSWRpms

Cancer season is in full swing, but do YOU know what this season has in store for you? Cosmic Cannibal does. The snarky-yet-savvy and oh-so self-involved astrologer has your Cosmic Weather Forecast full of all the transits happening this 2022 Cancer season, INCLUDING Venus in Gemini. There are also generous helpings of disco muzak and a fair bit of shade being thrown on Tom Hanks (you'll see why). Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? You can read her horoscopes and other astrology articles on her website and on Medium, and get yourself a copy of her book, The Zodiac Abstract. Music Credits: "Over Cast" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... “Funk Cool Groove” by MusicToday80. Composed & Produced by: Anwar Amr. Video Link: https: youtu.be/FGzzBbYRjFY. Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...Music provided by Free Vibes: https://goo.gl/NkGhTg “Ipanema Daydream” by Bird Creek, courtesy of Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/…. Music provided by FreeMusic109 https://youtube.com/FreeMusic109 “Love Struck” by E Jammy Jams, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTITqQRLtw

What do Smokey the Bear and Emeril Lagasse have in common? They're both a part of this extra spicy and extra satirical horoscope for the 2022 Sagittarius full moon. In this jam-packed episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal explains what the lunation is about and all the revelations that (should) come with it. And yes, Smokey and Emeril make an appearance, but not in the way you'd expect… Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal, follow the snarky astrology on her website, Instagram, Twitter, Medium.com. And get yourself a copy of her book, The Zodiac Abstract. Music Credits: "Stringed Disco", "Over Cast", and "Disco Medusae" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... “Smokey the Bear Commercial” by Commercial Break Room: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8js7y-NKeik “All that and a Bag of Chips!” Fresh Prince of Bel Air: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-tdL8l9r-0 Best of BAM! by Emeril Lagasse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dxpMxULHnA

What better way to kick off season 3 than with a forecast of Gemini season? Join snarky astrologer Cosmic Cannibal (a Gemini herself) in another hilariously absurd episode of the astrology podcast, where she gives you the low down on all the transits happening this Gemini season and what this time of year means for your chart and sign. There are also gratuitous references to both Tone Loc and Tony the Tiger, as well as copious amounts of lush disco music. So....yeah. Stay up to date on all things Cosmic on cosmiccannibal.com Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… "Disco Medusae" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Tone Loc Tony the Tiger

On April 30, Eclipse Season begins with a solar eclipse in Taurus. Are you prepared for what these lunations have in store for you? In this final episode of the astrology podcast, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer extraordinaire, Cosmic Cannibal, gives you the lowdown on 2022 eclipse season, including how to survive it. Well, sort of. Mostly, she just talks about the transits--Venus conjunct Jupiter, Pluto Retrograde, Neptune trine Lunar Eclipse--and the eff those mean for you during this next round of eclipses. Want more astro-logic from Cosmic? Check out Cosmic on her website, cosmiccannibal.com. This episode originally aired as part of the subScribe Podcast. Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “Funk Cool Groove” by MusicToday80, Composed & Produced by: Anwar Amr. Video Link: https: youtu.be/FGzzBbYRjFY. Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/… Music provided by Free Vibes: https://goo.gl/NkGhTg

Mars and the Moon come together (not really) to make for an active weekend, and snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your forecast for it all. In this episode of the comedy astrology podcast, Cosmic rambles about 2022 Mars in Pisces (and why it kinda sucks) as well as the Libra full moon (ditto the prior parenthetical). She also talks a bit about the romantic compatibility of Gemini and Libra and–this is the best part–there's a special appearance from the one-and-only Tony the Tiger. It's a hilarious and odd episode that's sure to get you lol'ing. Plus, there's lots of disco muzak... This episode originally aired as part of the subScribe podcast MUSIC CREDITS: "Stringed Disco" and "Over Cast" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... “Ipanema Daydream” by Bird Creek, courtesy of Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/…. Music provided by FreeMusic109 https://youtube.com/FreeMusic109 “They're Great!” Tony the Tiger sound clip courtesy of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6EcMSWRpms

Yep, Venus has entered Pisces and snarky astrologer Cosmic Cannibal is here to tell you what the hell that means and why you should care. In this episode of the one-and-only comedy astrology podcast, Cosmic covers all aspects of Venus in Pisces, from the love planet's rulerships and Pisces' fetishes, to that oh-so ~fancy~ exaltation. Oh, and did we mention there are extended Venus in Pisces horoscopes? Because there are extended Venus in Pisces horoscopes. And disco muzak. Lots and lots of disco muzak... To read the O.G. horoscope article, visit https://cosmiccannibal.com/ MUSIC CREDITS: "Stringed Disco" & “Over Cast” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “Love Struck” by E Jammy Jams, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTITqQRLtw

Ready for an ambition resurrection? The 2022 Aries new moon is sure to revive and reanimate your goals, and snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your hilarious horoscope for how. In this episode, Cosmic reports on everything you need to know about the 2022 Aries new moon, from all the transits (including the Chiron conjunction), to why it's an effing perfect day to start anew. There's also gratuitous rambling about Aries Mariah Carey, ranting about Will “bitch slap” Smith, and plenty of groovy disco muzak. It's sorta like Chaucer's General Prologue for the astrological new year. MUSIC CREDITS: "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... “Ipanema Daydream” by Bird Creek. Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by FreeMusic109 https://youtube.com/FreeMusic109

Predicting the future is hard work, which is why snarky yet savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal doesn't do that. She especially doesn't do that in this episode of the humorous astrology podcast, which reports on all that's happening on and around the 2022 Virgo full moon. Did the full moon already happen? Yeah, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't heed Cosmic's coverage of the lunation. There's also some hilarious (and deliberately vague) horoscopes for each of the 12 zodiac signs and upbeat #disco muzak. Need we say more? A version of this podcast originally aired as part of the subScribe podcast. Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “Funk Cool Groove” by MusicToday80, Composed & Produced by: Anwar Amr. Video Link: https: youtu.be/FGzzBbYRjFY. Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/… Music provided by Free Vibes: https://goo.gl/NkGhTg

What do Dua Lipa, Abraham Hicks, Cinderella and Ayahuasca have in common? They're all part of this wacky, whimsical and slightly satirical horoscope for the March 2022 Pisces New Moon. In this short and sweet report, snarky astrologer Cosmic Cannibal tells you everything you need to know about the new moon and why it's a primo night for making wishes. MUSIC CREDITS: "Stringed Disco" & “Over Cast” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “Love Struck” by E Jammy Jams, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTITqQRLtw

Get ready to dive into your feeling these coming weeks, because it's finally Pisces Season. In this episode of the astrology podcast, snarky-yet-savvy astrology satirist Cosmic Cannibal has your hilarious forecast for Pisces season 2022. Join her as she reports on all this season's transits, including, but not limited to: Venus conjunct Mars, the Pisces New Moon, Venus/Mars in Aquarius and the Virgo Full Moon. There's also gratuitous crying (hey, Cosmic is a Pisces Moon, layoff), upbeat disco muzak and some jazz. Need we say more? This episode originally aired on the subScribe podcast. Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b… “Ipanema Daydream” by Bird Creek Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/… Music provided by FreeMusic109 https://youtube.com/FreeMusic109 “Love Struck” by E Jammy Jams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTITqQRLtw

In an a very un-Leo-like way, snarky astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has your stripped down, unvarnished, unplugged Leo full moon horoscope, sans disco music. Is this is a new trend for the satirical astrology expert? Nah. She was just too busy to do any sound mixing. #holla Feel like reading your horoscope? Check them out at https://cosmiccannibal.com/2022/02/15/your-2022-leo-full-moon-horoscope/

After a rather long break, snarky-yet-savvy astrology satirist Cosmic Cannibal is back and has your February forecast covered. In this episode of the astrology podcast, Cosmic reports on all the planetary transits taking place this month, including, but not limited to: Mercury in Aquarius, the Leo Full Moon and Pisces season. There's also horoscopes for each of the 12 zodiac signs and upbeat #disco muzak. Need we say more? This episode originally aired on the subScribe podcast. To read more astrology articles and horoscopes like this, visit https://cosmiccannibal.com/ Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Disco Medusae" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

After a brief holiday break, snarky astrologer Cosmic Cannibal is back with a bang--and a bang-up forecast for 2022 Aquarius season. In this short and sweet episode, Cosmic covers all the transits happening this Water Bearer season, from Mars in Capricorn and Mercury in Aquarius, to the Aquarius New Moon and much, much more. So...this is what, like, the first episode of season 3 or something? Yeah, sure. Just listen to it. You won't be disappointed. This episode is based on an article published in The Scribe. Music Credits: "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Disco Medusae" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...

A full moon, a Jupiter trine, and lots of Venus action make for an active astrology weekend, and Cosmic Cannibal has your forecast for ALL OF IT. That's right, in this episode of the astrology podcast, Cosmic gives you the lowdown on all the transits taking place this weekend, from the Gemini Full Moon and its lucky trine with Jupiter, to Venus conjunct Pluto ANNNNND Venus Retrograde. Plus, she explains why synchronicity is to be expected and also why she–and you–should not, under any circumstances get Dakota Johnson-inspired fringe. (That last bit will make more sense when you listen.) If that doesn't whet your appetite, maybe the upbeat and slightly out-of-place disco muzak will? To read more from Cosmic, check out www.cosmiccannibal.com Articles mentioned in the episode: “2021 Venus in Capricorn horoscopes” https://cosmiccannibal.com/2021/11/05/2021-venus-in-capricorn-horoscopes/ “2021 Pluto Retrograde: What it means and why you should freak” https://cosmiccannibal.com/2021/04/27/2021-pluto-retrograde-what-it-means-and-why-you-should-freak/ MUSIC CREDITS: "Stringed Disco" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Over Cast" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Disco Medusae" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... “Ipanema Daydream” by Bird Creek. Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music provided by FreeMusic109 https://youtube.com/FreeMusic109