The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"I don't give a damn about my first girlfriend. She can kiss my ass." JuJu delivers his Thursday Thunder, updates The Polls, and has BOTH a Salute of the Day AND a Joker of the Day. Also, will Jeremy go 4-for-4 with his parody songs for show sponsors? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They f'ed up their twizzles." Jessica is here to talk about the Winter Olympics and her search for a little bit of thigh. Plus, this James Harden thing may work out in Cleveland, huh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're always wondering why I love going to Whole Foods so much." Comedian Ian Lara joins us as we somehow keep finding more Dominican New Yorkers who love the New York Knicks. Tony delivers his Refran Del Día as a rapid-fire quiz for Ian before Roy says something he literally NEVER has, as we discuss the Canadian Power Play unit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's an interesting question." David chooses himself over eternal love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It wasn't a question. It was an eloquent point." The show seemingly had more of its crew watch the Heat vs. Pelicans game than any other Heat game this season, and Mike uses it as an opportunity to remind everyone that he is, was, and forever will be irrefutably right about everything. Today's Cast: Dan, Chris, Jack Schitt, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ted Danson is dangerously delightful... don't let him try to tell you otherwise. Ted and Dan got together in Los Angeles back on June 3, 2024, and bonded over coming to terms with their insecurities late in life… could you imagine a world where the adored icon was not only shy, but thought he lost his funny, and needed Larry David to save him? That last part was about Ted, of course, not Dan. (Sorry, Dan). Ted also shares memories from his legendary time on “Cheers” and his magnetic friendship with the “whimsical” Woody Harrelson that culminated in their wonderful SiriusXM podcast, “Where Everybody Knows Your Name with Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson (Sometimes)”. Watch Ted Danson on the hit Netflix series, "A Man on the Inside", created by Mike Schur. Both seasons of "A Man on the Inside" are now streaming on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT KAWHI LEONARD?!" Jeremy is very frustrated as he tries to finish up his latest song, and I promise we'll get to it eventually. JuJu reveals that watching Traitors changed his life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Anything is better than these terrible jokes I've written about Hitler." Stand-up comedian Lucas Zelnick tells us why he's like a gambling addict when it comes to bombing and how he found out that calling a gay dude "gay" is not funny, but actually just a hate crime. Plus, we break down yet another all-time banger from Chris "Mad Dog" Russo on load management in the NBA, and Tony bets the castle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The closest to a smoking gun..." After an update to the pizza crust debate from yesterday, Pablo joins us to discuss his new bombshell reporting surrounding the Clippers, Kawhi Leonard, tampering, and even, potentially, a mention of this financial deal to the federal government. In the process, Tony and Mike undercut Jeremy to the point that he lashes out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The rubber meets the road in a big way." Nick Wright has stolen an idea from JuJu, but to his credit, it's a REALLY interesting idea. He also has thoughts on the futures of Victor Wembanyama, Drake Maye, and someone he was unfamiliar with before the Super Bowl: Bad Bunny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"God Bless America, God Bless Malachi Toney, and God Bless Uuuuuuudeeehhhhhh!" We're living the jai life as we jaiperventilate over the Miami Hurricanes' win over the jaily ranked North Carolina Tar Heels. Greg also can't remember the jailight of his life at the fronton. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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"The F you think I was drafted to Detroit for?" Tony finds the ugliest possible spot for his Top 5, the entire NBA fought each other last night, Bad Bunny reminds Dan why he's named Dan, and the crew learns that Gabe Vincent is indeed an Atlanta Hawk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dan, is your position now anti-football as opposed to pro-football?" Chuck Klosterman joins us from in front of his electric fireplace to discuss his new book, "Football," and why the cultural monolith of the game may eventually be... doomed? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Gingers don't watch ginger porn." Greg has so many memory lapses that Dan utters words he's never spoken before: 'Too much Greg.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"My wife always handles the wand." After the Heat's loss to the Jazz, a team that is purposefully trying to lose to a point that Zas has threatened to send their coach to prison, we're talkin' boy bands, pizza crust, and the Marlins bringing back teal as p's and c's report to Spring Training. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Jonathan 'Phony Bologna' Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I went to McDonald's yesterday." It's Toilet Bowl Monday, and Amin is here to deliver his Weekend Observations, including racists in WWE, kickoff rules, and the Top 5 Things To Call His Dump This Morning. Plus, Jeremy returns at the end of the hour with his best effort at a parody song for Miller Lite's next Super Bowl commercials. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I gotta think about that one." JuJu still hasn't gotten over Dan's mistake from early in the show, and he's also here with games. Or to provide free "game." Or something like that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You have no whimsy!" Can Sam Darnold have the greatest QB story ever if another guy was using his right arm to put pinto beans on the shelf? Can anyone on the show, other than Chris Cote, determine whether someone is a ginger? Does anyone enjoy a parody song as much as Jeremy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Howdoyouknow?" After an egregious error by Dan regarding Beyoncé, the Great Court-Storm Debate of 2026, and a Jordon Hudson shirt controversy, the Shipping Container sends Giannis Antetokounmpo and Will Hardy to jail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"¿Cómo se dice, 'Start the show?'" Es hora de un análisis completo del Super Bowl y del increíble espectáculo de medio tiempo de Bad Bunny. Dan quedó impresionado por lo mala que era la línea ofensiva de los Seahawks, Tony no podría estar más orgulloso de Bad Bunny, y Zaslow estaba más interesado en descubrir que Jessica Alba sigue estando guapísima. Reparto de hoy: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We made it! All the way to San Francisco. Host Dave Dameshek strolls down Lombard Street. Then travels down to media night in San Jose. Did ESPN anchors fall for his long running bit? (Coach, is this a must win game?) Of course they did. Then we chat with Seattle Seahawks great Matt Hasselbeck and Handsome Hank Hodgson on media row. Are we ready for the season to end? No. But we're going out in style on this episode of Football America! (Photo by Vera Nieuwenhuis/via AP) AUDIO Football America! is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/football-america/id1831757512 Follow us: Dave Dameshek: https://x.com/dameshek Henry Hodgson: https://x.com/nflukhank Host: Dave Dameshek Guests: Henry Hodgson Team: The Super Fuentes Brothers: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes Director: Danny Benitez Senior Producers: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes Executive Producer: Soup Campbell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The NHL is heading to Milan, but before it gets there, the gang is all here to discuss the fight involving Gavin McKenna outside a bar at Penn State this past weekend, which has the presumptive #1 overall pick possibly facing 20 years in prison. David and Roy recap their time at the Stadium Series in Tampa, and the gang dives into the Panthers Den after another brutal week that may have put the final nail in the coffin of the two-time defending Stanley Cup Champions. Ethan has a stat of the week on Sergei Bobrovsky's fall-off this season, and Rosa En Un Minuto features the Carolina Hurricanes. In wins and fails, Roy celebrates highlights in the sport; David celebrates the US women getting off to a great start in Milan; Ethan cheers on Gustav Forsling, whooping up on JJ Moser; and Thunderbug has stolen Rose's heart. Then, ESPN's Greg Wyshynski joins the crew to discuss the Artemi Panarin trade, break down the McKenna situation further, and tell us what his feelings are about Team USA heading into the Olympic Games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm plumb sick in my balls." Yammerin' Dave Dameshek is here to talk Super Bowl, but he gets distracted by his fury over an underwhelming uniform matchup that could have been spectacular. Then, after legendary Washington Post reporter Michael Wilbon joins us to discuss the paper's collapse under 'lightweight cream puff' Jeff Bezos and why he feels 'devastated' and 'pissed off at the world,' the crew discusses the size of their packages. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"No, I don't wear two at a time. What am I, an asshole?" Now that the Trade Deadline has passed, we can use our final two hours of the show before Super Bowl weekend to actually discuss the Super Bowl. Did you know Mike was a Day 1 Drake Maye stockholder? Plus, Ryen Russillo may have deleted his IG post, but Donald Trump sure hasn't taken down his racist post depicting the Obamas as apes. Mike and Dan lead a conversation on the normalization of Trump's racism as he deflects from the Epstein Files. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Yo, you see Ryen Russillo's Instagram story?" The Florida Panthers and Tampa Bay Lightning have the most heated rivalry in the NHL. No, not THAT Heated Rivalry. And after a failed pursuit of Giannis Antetokounmpo, Dan, Mike, and Zas go through the list of stars the Heat couldn't land, and Jeremy is unhinged going scorched earth on...well... seemingly everyone else involved in this saga. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billy Corben updates us on the false arrest and violation Joshua Epstein's First Amendment rights. Joshua and his attorney, Courtney Caprio, joins the show to talk about it. Plus, we give flowers to Miami news legend Eliot Rodriguez. Eliot comes on the show to talk about what he's doing now that he's retired. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I WANT THEM DO SOMETHING!" *deep sigh* Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Kenny Walker the Thirdeth." After Mike dismisses the challenge Lindsey Vonn has ahead of her, JuJu joins Dan, Zas, and the Shipping Container to discuss why it's okay for him, as a Bills fan, to root for the Patriots and the Top 5 Halftime Shows That Deserve More Fanfare. Then, he and Trista chat with Haley Jones about her basketball career and beyond on this week's Good Follow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Why is Dan judging Dap?" Pablo Torre is here to share the harrowing story of Charles Flores, a wrongfully convicted football fan who is running out of time on death row. It is worth your time. Sign the petition to save Charles. But first, tries to launch a truly dreadful bit that ends with Zaslow in the penalty box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"My name, somehow, is searchable because of that..." Okay, there might be some missing context. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"My stomach hurts!" The crew cannot believe Dan's facetious monologue ripping the NBA media landscape may have actually influenced public opinion surrounding the Giannis Antetokoumpo trade packages, and in response, Dan calls Shaq sensitive again and comes close to killing Pat Riley. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's when I was like, oh, you know, football is the platform, but not my purpose. Let me go do this work. And that's when I found my purpose." Brandon Marshall put up the numbers to be in the Pro Football Hall of Fame... but will he? Will he have to wait like Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft or never make it to Canton despite 12,000+ receiving yards and a record six 100 catch seasons in 13 years? Brandon puts Dan in the hot seat from the start after Dan describes Brandon as one of the most prolific wide receivers in the history of the NFL before getting into how he made a name for himself in the league despite all odds. Together, they explore Brandon's diagnosis of borderline personality disorder and his mental health journey from rock bottom to a place of stability and growth. Now, he's in the position to lead others in sports media as he signs a new production deal with Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I dig." Amin and JuJu join Zas, Tony, Chris, and Jeremy to discuss all the latest news on the NBA Trade Deadline, including updates on James Harden, Jaren Jackson Jr., and Giannis Antetokounmpo. Well, it WAS all the latest news until Anthony Davis was traded, right as the show ended. Classic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If you're gonna get me on, you're gonna be talking about the old days, for crying out loud!!!" Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo joins us for a legendary hit as he refuses to speak about anything from the last decade. Then, Katie Nolan is here to chat about her Patriots getting back to the Super Bowl, the Westminster Dog Show, Catherine O'Hara's passing (with an appearance from Dan's Inner Monologue), and her popularity with the radio row guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"YOU LOOKED INSANE!" Dave Dameshek is having the time of his life at the Super Bowl, Dan is concerned about layoffs at the Washington Post, and Greg wants to be thanked for his top-tier cooking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Too legit to quit." Dan starts the hour by going scorched-earth with his 100% authentic take, written in his own words, that the NBA media is trying to force Giannis onto a team NOT named the Miami Heat because of jealousy over the Big 3 era. He's delirious with rage. It's a sight to behold. Also, Tony's Top 5 from Crandon Park has some bold Super Bowl predictions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You guys hate when I say things are uniquely Miami..." The crew set up at the start of yesterday's show that they were going to try to will Giannis Antetokounmpo to the Miami Heat, but since they forgot to do so, Dan starts the show with his fascination with frozen iguanas. Plus, James Harden's trade to the Cavaliers sends the show into a tizzy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jason Kidd shuts down reporters after being asked about playing Cooper Flagg at point guard — and Juju & Trysta break down the awkward presser moment that has NBA fans buzzing. Then the crew reacts to Jokic coming back, whether SGA can repeat as MVP, Paul George's drug violation situation, and a viral rodeo clip that goes completely off the rails.Plus: a boxer gets hit so hard his toupee flies off, and Reggie Miller's Caitlin Clark comparison sparks debate. This episode is part basketball analysis, part internet chaos, and 100% Alley Oop energy.#JasonKidd #NBA #Jokic #SGA #CooperFlagg #PaulGeorge #CaitlinClark #ReggieMiller #NBAReaction #BasketballNews #AlleyOopShow #NBAShorts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That boy good." JuJu Gotti joins us for the latest on the Cavaliers potentially blowing things up in pursuit of James Harden, Giannis Antetokounmpo, or Anthony Davis before delivering his Top 5 People We Have Had On the Show Who Are As Good At What They Do As Fred Warner Is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

".............................yeah." Greg Cote claims the Winter Olympics are bigger than the Summer Olympics. Is it true? James Harden said he wants to leave a legacy. Is it true? Fred Warner says Tillamook Cheese is his go-to pregame snack. Is it true? Dan says the Rams and Seahawks aren't appreciably different. We KNOW that's not true. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I could tell you all about Dick Hammer." After patriotism and being a huge underdog, is there anything that can get you to weep for your team? Plus, history says Greg Cote is going to check out after his 'Back in My Day.' Will he? Tune in to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He still has my hoe." Zaslow gets caught in a hypocrisy over his James Harden trade analysis, Luis does a comedy show, and Dan makes a 200-year-old reference. Plus, we're takin' a trip down to Enzo's Dough Hut for Greg Cote's 'Back in My Day.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I do hate him." The Panthers may have been dealt the death blow to their chances of a 3-peat last night, and Dan's trying to convince the Shipping Container that it's a good thing. Plus, Chris and Jeremy took a trip to the Heat gala to chat with Pat Riley about whale-hunting, Shaq about his rivalry with Dan, Bam Adebayo and A'Ja Wilson about the infamous Spo timeout, and Vlad Goldin's fiancée, Cameron, about car snacks. Also, Jeremy hugs Dwyane Wade. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dave Dameshek is on his way to San Francisco. But Football America! wanted to do our own awards show. Who will win: the Big Letdown Award for the player who disappointed you the most; the Fallout Award for the player who went nuclear; the Life Comes At You Fast Award for the team who had it all and yet still failed. We also tackle which Gatorade color will be dumped on the winning coach. Then Dan Hanzus joins the show to tell why Sam Darold bailed out the team this year. Then Geoff Schwartz hops on join the show to tell us why his Super Bowl guests probably won't like Bad Bunny. It's a star studded show for Football America! We're excited for you to listen. (Photo by Alejandro Granadillo/via AP) AUDIO Football America! is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/football-america/id1831757512 Follow us: Dave Dameshek: https://x.com/dameshek Geoff Schwartz: https://x.com/geoffschwartz Dan Hanzus: https://x.com/DanHanzus Host: Dave Dameshek Guests: Geoff Schwartz, Dan Hanzus Team: The Super Fuentes Brothers: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes Director: Danny Benitez Senior Producers: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes Executive Producer: Soup Campbell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's great on Myspace." JuJu gives a couple of members of the show a chance to take back some odd takes from last week before delivering his Top 5 Bad Movies of 2025. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Missed connection: You were the uber driver with the pretty smile who picked us up from the casino. I was the loud asshole in the back demanding you take us TO the casino." Amin is here to chat with Dan, Zas, and the Shipping Container about Giannis Antetokounmpo and his trade packages, LeBron's All-Star appearance, and the Doomsday Clock grift before he delivers his-and-only-his Weekend Observations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He talks a lot about eating ass." Welcome to the United States of Bad Bunny, where Dan has issues with both the NFL Playoff system and, inexplicably, Glen Powell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Gus Malzahn retired?" Zaslow is battling through some speech issues as he criticizes Reggie Miller, Jeremy is an investigative reporter, and Dan tries to identifly any examples of a less believable excuse for PEDs than Paul George citing his mental health. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He knocked that shit off!" Is it possible that ammonia bleach could cause your hair to fall out? Can you trick another team into taking your prospect by simply playing them more minutes? Could you be hit by a forklift coming out of an elevator? Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Things got chaotic on this episode of Alley Oop . Hosts Juju and Trysta break down one of the most out-of-pocket NBA moments of the week as Jaylon Tyson makes worship-level comments about Donovan Mitchell — and that's just the start.The duo also reacts to: -Josh Hart flashing finger guns-Tracy Morgan's icy comments toward a homeless man-LeBron James possibly playing his final game in Cleveland-Luka Dončić hurting himself on the Cavs' court-Giannis trade rumors heating up-Steph Curry rocking the wrong Timbs-Lu Dort getting into it with the Fears family And the big question: Are today's NBA players actually soft?From viral clips to league-wide debates, Juju and Trysta don't hold back as they unpack the culture, chaos, and contradictions of today's NBA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices