Podcast appearances and mentions of greg cote

Chris Cote slayed his best man speech, but will it spark his brother Michael to start an OnlyDans for his feet? Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Greg Cote, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote agrees with Stugotz that Joe Mauer should not have been a first ballot Hall of Famer even though he voted for him to be a first ballot Hall of Famer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote wants Anthony Edwards to go tell a walrus he has a bigger penis than him and Juju shows us some vintage gems from his closet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A look at the most lopsided playoff series in Greg Cote's memory and, of course, The Country Bear Jamboree. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who would win in a fight: 100 dudes or a gorilla? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"His adjustments were real, and they were...spectacular." Today's cast: Lingo Starr, Greg Cote, Jonathan Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Jessica, and Mike Lyin'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What body part does Greg Cote take pride in? Are the Panthers better than last year? Should Dan have worn his Panthers jersey tucked in as an homage to Michael Wilbon? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spero Dedes. 1:00. AFC South. Get me there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote read his own book at jury duty, Mike Ryan is going to Talladega to see buttholes and Dan convinces Danny Green that Nikola Jokic is the greatest offensive player in NBA history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan gets blamed for Greg Cote having never met Andrew Hawkins, Boston loves Payton Pritchard more than Jayson Tatum and our audience is the only one that doesn't respect Chris Wittyngham. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Longtime Miami Herald columnist Greg Cote reflects on his experiences with legendary figures in Miami sports, including Don Shula and Pat Riley. He discusses the evolution of coaching styles, the impact of his controversial columns, and the shift from traditional media to digital platforms. Greg shares insights on the changing landscape of sports journalism and the importance of adapting to new technologies while maintaining integrity in reporting.

After attempting to undermine Tony's bit for as long as possible, we finally get to his Top 5 'Where Were You' Games in NBA History. Plus, Greg Cote recants watching the Wilt Chamberlain 100-point game on a Sylvania and tells us why he loves cleaning his toilet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Juju Gotti joins the show to recap the show, discuss Tyler Herro's curious shot selection last night and the wild finish in the Sacramento Kings-Golden State Warriors game. Plus, Sean Paul isn't actually saying his name in his songs? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You can lead a Greg Cote to water, but you cannot necessarily make it drink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ron Magill is madder at us than he has ever been and we do our best to make him even more mad. Is somebody in great danger or grave danger? Plus, on this week's episode of The Pitch Clock, Chris tries to land his first win over Jeremy in Taylor's Trivia, and David Samson shows some heart. No, seriously. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're on to Ole Miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote gives us the five teams he's watching this tournament and Don't Look Now slowly turns into Lookie Here Right Now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time to spin The Greg Cote Wheel of Issues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote gives the crew some helpful tips & tricks on the best small talk at a graveyard.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote thinks he can run a 100 meter dash in 15 seconds, but he doesn't even walk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

COTE'S SLAM PACES DRUGS: Absence of Malice's Greg Cote saves the movies and recalls the name of the sports editor of The Hollywood Sun-Tattler from 1971. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Billy, Jessica, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JuJu Gotti dismisses Dan so precisely that he undermines Greg Cote's show-long argument against banging the drum at the Florida Panthers game. Also, hey. Fans of the show. Hey. You. Yes, you. Have you ever wanted to watch a game with Dan? Well, we have a new March Sadness bracket coming your way this year, and your involvement might just make it happen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nathan gets something off his chest to start the show after feeling slighted by Greg Cote. Then we break down all the action and do a deep dive into the numbers so far this season. We break down each teams singles and doubles records to discover where teams are getting their points this season. This lead's Nathan to declare that one team in Battle Court could be fool's gold.

WARNING: This episode contains mentions of sexual assault or sexual violence. If you or a loved one has been the victim of sexual assault, you are not alone. Call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673.  We are joined by Julie Scharper, Justin Fenton, and Brenna Smith, the Baltimore Banner reporters who broke the story about allegations of sexual misconduct against Ravens kicker Justin Tucker. They discuss the details of the allegations, the depth of their reporting, and the possible ramifications for Tucker that could come from this case. Plus, Greg Cote has to leave to get belly button surgery to fix his infamous umbilical hernia. We memorialize the nose on his stomach as Mike takes issue again with Gary Ferman, and we debut the newest version of the Confermaned sounder. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan cannot get over Greg Cote taking out Gary Ferman in the previous hour. What's the difference between a beat writer and a column writer? Would it hurt Greg more if you called him a "shitty reporter" or a "shitty writer?" Then, AROD is always in the middle of something, but this time, it leads the crew to a conversation about the most important athletes from South Florida. Mike Lowell? Frank Gore? Udonis Haslem? Plus, Greg Cote has a theory about why the Yankees finally changed their facial hair policy, and Billy Gil was well-informed while simultaneously chaotic on the FIU Panthers baseball broadcast over the weekend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tony kicks off the hour with his latest NBA hot take: The New York Knicks are COOKED. After Tony defends his stance, Dan and Mike lead the crew toward other NBA storylines: Jimmy Butler finding his joy in Golden State, Wemby's season-ending injury, and the mess with the Philadelphia 76ers. They also check out the personal auction of Adrian Wojnarowski. Then, Greg Cote wants someone around the studio to cut his hair with clippers he brought in from home, but he has some particular requirements that person would have to meet before he lets anyone touch his head. Plus, the myth around Michael Jordan continues to build, the link between vampires and mustaches, and Greg's thoughts on Al Golden and the Cincinnati Bengals.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote kicks off this epic day in sports the only way possible: with the signing of our National Anthem. Spoiler alert: no booing here! Did he nail the anthem too hard though? Is it better when he screws it up like he botched his introduction at our live show a bunch of years back? We revisit that epic Greg Cote moment and he explains how a tray of doughnuts led to him messing it up. Also, Chris is putting his orange squeezing experiment to the test throughout the day, Greg Cote tells us some things his body can do that Ricky Williams' body can't do and we listen back to one of the great live reads of all time from the legend Joe Rose. How much is a live read going for these days? Plus, Greg Cote tells us whether or not we're allowed to broadcast from his funeral and we discuss why his funeral is going to be some kind of party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris is in the back row today and he is bringing the good stuff as he continues to figure out whether the juice is worth the squeeze. He and his dad take shots at Canada for their 'bacon' which they allege is really just ham. Plus, Dan reveals to us why he gets his blood taken by The Blood Woman in a back alley and how he does not fart. Also, Pablo keeps bragging about winning awards and we're tired of it, Dan wants more details about Floyd Mayweather's upcoming $5 million birthday party at the Versace Mansion, and Greg Cote tells us what he would do with $5 million. Then, what happened to having just two or three friends? What pet names does our crew use with their significant others? What happens if Matthew Tkachuk gets hurt tonight? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote is mad about notifications on his phone and the fact that strangers can just request money from him on Venmo. Carson Beck and Hanna Cavinder both got their cars stolen and while Cavinder's car has been returned, Beck's MERCEDES AND LAMBORGHINI are still missing. Plus, Chris informs us he has to miss out on the United States against Canada in the Four Nations Face-Off tonight because of a comedy show. Has anybody had a bigger star turn this year than Nikki Glazer? Then, we've flown in Darren Rovell for a sports business “jerk off” with David Samson after Samson claimed he was not only more recognizable but also more qualified to discuss sports business. Who has the bonafides? What sports memorabilia will Rovell inexplicably have with him? Who will become the victor? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Porn star or fullback? The crew gets into a conversation about the application of analytics within analysis and why Stugotz and Greg Cote might be right to be afraid of more information. Why can't we all just have great vibes like Tony Romo? Then, Greg vigorously defends David Samson and his case to be added to the Marlins Hall of Fame despite the Shipping Container's criticism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time for a Wild Billy Thursday. With Billy in the EP seat and Greg Cote by our side, the show is off to a roaring start with talk of meteors, Christmas gifts, and Billy's work as Dan's fear coach. Then, do you recognize your own anxiety as it's happening? Plus, Greg takes down the Giant Schnauzer that won the Westminster Dog Show, Dan exposes Greg's phone password, and the show continues to discredit Fangs. Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Greg, Billy, Jeremy, Jessica, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote kicks off the show with one of his best hits, the Gary Stevens and Bernie Parmalee story. Then, Dan examines Kevin Durant's comments in response to an ESPN report about Suns locker room toxicity and reveals how Suns owner Matt Ishbia's management of Phoenix impacted the Miami Heat. Also, is crying male weakness? The story from Jimmy Butler's camp's perspective seems to think so. Plus, how much better are the Eagles than the Chiefs? Is Howie Roseman a genius? Did Andy Reid get undressed? Did the Chiefs just need to run the damn ball? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stop putting people on the couch, Le Batard. Enough with the crying. Then, Greg and Stu reflect on Jimmy Butler's time with the Heat, Jeremy Strong wants you to know he's in on the bit, and Stugotz wants Aaron Rodgers back on the Jets. Plus, Greg Cote is incensed that the 1972 Dolphins aren't ranked as the best Super Bowl winner of all-time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jessica has a blanket, David has a mic without a mute button, and Greg doesn't know how to get a haircut. Greg Cote Tuesday is off to a roaring start. We kick things off with a Luka Doncic themed Not Like Us parody before Dan tries to extract 30 seconds of Luka takes from Greg, Jeremy, and David so we can move on, but David's take stops everyone in their tracks. That said, we have a Gabe in the other room, and we need to hear from him. Then, there is exclusive video of Billy Gil Day in Cartersville via the Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote, but will Billy be healthy enough to make it to the Super Bowl? Plus, David tries to give Greg a pep talk, we learn Greg's wife's mom's mom's name, and Dan gets frustrated over the show's lack of Bucket of Death payoffs. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, David, Jeremy, and Jessica. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris tells the crew about why the shot of his life on the golf course almost led to an actual fight for him and Greg Cote. Then, after a game of Against the Spread, Gabe returns with a list of the Top 5 Gabes. Plus, Ricky Williams demanded to join the show to explain how astrology will impact the Super Bowl including which signs are most and least likely to thrive under pressure, why the end of a dynasty could be near, and how Saquon Barkley's chart could lead him to a Super Bowl MVP. Ricky also shares times he wanted to request a trade and how his experience was with Lucy at a Texas football game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Does your heart stop when you sneeze? Does coughing help you poop? How about picturing a dog pooping? We kick off today's show with Dan getting offended by Amin's pejorative nickname of Asterisk Man, Greg Cote's old song as the singing sportswriter, and Paul George's complaints over still not receiving a tribute video in Indiana. Then, Tony is our resident Jacksonville Jaguars expert and joins us from his paternity leave to break down the proper way to say DUUUUUUUUUVAAL not DUUUVALLLLLL. Plus, we hear from a ghost that is great at trivia, and we go back about a month to the state of University of Miami basketball after Jim Larranaga's retirement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Was Bud Grant a fraud? Have you ever blamed an animal for your farts? What's the creepiest mascot in sports? Why does Greg Cote call flatulence "letting a pet?" Hour 2 is off to a great start. Then, Mina Kimes joins the show to break down all things football including the Raiders coaching move, the most interesting aspects of this year's Super Bowl, and the Bears new offense. She also shares her thoughts on Jerry Jones' glory hole comments and plays America's new favorite game: "Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson!" If you want to see Mina's podcast live and support wildfire relief efforts click here: minapodlive.com. Ticket sales benefit the Red Cross. You can also support the American Red Cross wildfire relief efforts here: tinyurl.com/danfiresstugotz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billy has a bone to pick with reporters because nobody can tell him when the Miami Dolphins are playing in Madrid next season and he can't book his flights for cheap. Seriously, what happened to reporters? Also, does Joe Zagacki hate us? If he didn't already, he certainly will after this segment. Greg Cote has a problem with destination weddings and that leads us into his scorching hot take that Jimmy Butler has quit on the Miami Heat. We dive into his recent column about Jimmy and the drama that continues to unfold inside the organization. Plus, enough with London, Roy tried to go to Finland and Jerry Jones basically called his new head coach an idiot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We continue our discussion about which new NFL head coaches nailed and lost their introductory press conferences and then dive into the hires made around the league so far. Is there any coach whose perception has a starker contrast between fans and people within the NFL than Mike McCarthy? Does Mike McCarthy look like Mardi Gras? Is Mardi Gras actually magical or is it just a place where Greg Cote wakes up with mashed potatoes in his hair next to his friend Tom Jordan who LOOKS like Mike McCarthy? Also, Stugotz thinks Dan may have slashed his tires with an ice pick and we open an investigation into what happened. Plus, Dan is bringing threats back for 1-800 Flowers, Jess had an awkward moment with Dianna Russini, and NFL coach names that sound like they would make good doctors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yeah yeah yeah the Buffalo Bills and Kansas City Chiefs played another classic in last night's AFC Championship Game, but what if we started a late-night show with Cam Jurgens? Who is the second most famous center of all time behind Jason Kelce? Okay seriously though, that was an incredible game last night and the crew is here to break it all down. Mike Ryan is feeling sick for Josh Allen this morning after he fell short to Patrick Mahomes yet again, would he beat Patrick Mahomes if Patrick Mahomes didn't exist? Plus, we re-visit Greg Cote's incredible performance on last night's Watchalong as he came out firing and took out the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award. Should Josh Allen go all in on winning the Walter Payton Man of the Year since he can't seem to get that elusive Super Bowl? Also, the Chiefs will take on the Philadelphia Eagles again after the two played a classic Super Bowl two years ago, but is the average sports fan tired of this matchup? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stugotz has his weekend observations from Championship weekend in the National Football League. Pete Carroll is back, Zach Ertz leads the league in 'Still Got It', Josh Allen needs to do it against the Chiefs and here come the Islanders. Plus, nothing unites America like laughing at the Cowboys and is Greg Cote an old 70 or a young 70? Then, Dylan Raiola was in the Kansas City Chiefs locker room after they defeated the Buffalo Bills to advance to the Super Bowl, has his Mahomes-look-alike bit gone too far? Also, Billy believes the Philadelphia Eagles should give New York Giants' GM, Joe Schoen, a personalized Super Bowl ring if they win the title, Mike Ryan's Instagram knows he's turning 40 and Sylvester Stallone is mad about rolling suitcases. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote is in rare old person form as he is ready to say "good riddance" to Jimmy Butler. Greg leads the crew in his dismissal of Butler's lack of effort as he tries to force his way to the Phoenix Suns. We PROMISE this is not an extended Jimmy Butler conversation. We promise. Then, how do you feel about punctuation in show titles? What's the best show with an exclamation point? What about commas? How about a question mark? Plus, the Game Show Hall of Fame and Betty White's dating history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote leads our Postgame Show with JuJu Gotti, and it's as joyful as you'd expect. JuJu gives us some praise from today's show, celebrates Kel'el Ware's ascension, explains what he expects from his teams this weekend, and updates the polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The studio is abuzz with people all over the office fighting over who should have made the MLB Hall of Fame. Was Greg Cote the one voter who did NOT vote for Ichiro? Then, Billy wishes he could be put on house arrest just to get the relief of not having to make plans with anyone. Is house arrest actually our greatest form of freedom? Plus, snow in Tallahassee, Greg believes he could be a hype man, Jessica explains why the National Championship felt anti-climactic to some people, and we determine which Tight Ends would be most difficult to kill. Also, is Martin Short a good actor? Is he an immortal like Mark Andrews? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NFL star Cam Jordan joins the show, and even though he wants to stay in the positive land of his foundation, Dan and the crew need to know which Tight End he believes would be the easiest to kill. He also tells us about his pure hatred of the Falcons, the only time he felt bad about sacking a QB, Tom Brady's broadcasting chops, and Cal Twitter. Then, Greg Cote's dentist is a yammerer, and his old neighbor gifted him with a golf club that is too small to nudge an iguana will. Plus, Stephen A. Smith rips the NBA All-Star game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Papi calls in for The Shadow Show today to share his feelings on the Miami Heat, Jimmy Butler, and Jaime Jaquez--whose name he stunningly cannot say. To start the show, Dan wonders if Aaron Donald could come back and give the Los Angeles Rams three great games to help them win a Super Bowl. Would the Kansas City Chiefs take back Priest Holmes? Would the Buffalo Bills take back Eric Moulds? The Detroit Lions would HAVE to take back Calvin Johnson, right? Plus, despite the entire show's lack of interest, Dan recaps yesterday's interview with Chris Haynes about the Jimmy Butler situation. He also discussed Greg Cote turning back the clock for an epic two-day performance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ron Magill is back from his venture to the Galapagos that he funded by laundering through his substantive endowment and we've got plenty of questions for him. What do you do if a cassowary approaches you on the beach? What's the latest on his Sex And The Animals presentation? How often do mountain goats slip from the sides of mountains while traversing them? If you short changed a dog, would it know the difference? Also, we revisit one of our favorite animal videos in show history of an iguana escaping a swarm of snakes. Then, it's Tuesday so of course Greg Cote has a back in my day and this is is about cruise ships. Why would Greg Cote want to do anything besides 12 ounce bicep curls with Miller Lites? Plus, it's a vintage Ed Cote Tuesday and he tries to explain how the Venmo Fine Bucket works to all of us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good Ol' Teddy Ballgame kicks off The Big Suey, but we can't stay there long because a new potential NFL moment has been unlocked: What if Matthew Stafford leads the Rams to an upset over the Lions in a potential NFC Championship Game? Then, Greg Cote plays a dangerous game and considers changing his tune on the Houston Texans as they prepare to take on the Kansas City Chiefs. Plus, Earleen Cote is here and now leads the clubhouse in the "Best Revelation" category for the 2025 Suey Awards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Meadowlark Media crew was finally able to close the loop on something: there is a new Pat Riley statue atop the Elser looking down at the Miami Heat's arena across the street. Billy explains why he was frustrated with NFL Network yesterday, and Dan and Stu have dueling Stats of the Day. Then, Greg Cote takes us through some classic Greg-isms before educating the group on Ruth and Nellie Doogie, eating a peck of dirt before you die, and why it's okay to rinse off a banana that's fallen to the floor. Plus, Jessica saw celebrities in New York, Greg Cote saw valet guys crash into each other, there's nothing better than a FAST channel, and "it's Columbo time." Also, is Justin Herbert an all-time great QB like Jim Harbaugh says? And is Nick Sirianni the greatest Eagles coach of all-time like Stugotz says? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's not only a NFL Playoff reaction Monday, it's not only a College Football Playoff reaction Monday, but it's a Greg Cote Monday, and Greg is here and ready to go while wearing the same outfit he's worn for 3 of the last 4 days. Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container are full of takes from the weekend that was in football, but Dan wants to be sure we start with something we've never seen before from a rookie QB. After discussing Jayden Daniels' excellence with the Washington Commanders, the crew dives into the Steelers loss to the Baltimore Ravens and what it says about the state of the franchise. Then, Zane Gonzalez's big moment, Todd Bowles' strange sideline interview, Nate Burleson's world, Cam Newton's special forces, and Jessica's future Bears head coach. Plus, what have Notre Dame and Ohio State proved about themselves and the 12-team CFP? Also, Wolf Blitzer's entertainment system looks like Greg Cote's, and the crew tries to figure out what to do with Justin Herbert and Jordan Love. Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Greg, Chris, Billy, Jess, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices