Podcast appearances and mentions of greg cote

Nothing says New Year's Day like a father and his son arguing over football. In this hour, you will hear one of the maddest Greg has ever gotten at Chris on the air: when Chris barged in and stole his laptop as he was working on his preseason NFL predictions. If we learned one thing this day, it is this: NEVER mess with the sanctity of Greg Cote's NFL predictions if you do not want to face the consequences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If HEEELLLLLLOOOOO is the best Greg Cote sound of the year, then this next one might just be #1B. Finish off your 2025 by reliving the iconic Greg Cote voicemail to his son about PFPI business, which gifted us with "I need your support." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the last day of 2025 we feature what may be the best sounds of 2025 and they both come from the legend himself Greg Cote. The first one is his best Ethel Merman impersonation that he blessed us with for seemingly no reason. That was just part of an absolute heater that Greg was on back on November 11 that included the tier of tears, a hilarious interaction with Jumpin' Charlie, and kissing the tip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Remember that time Greg Cote ruined what should have been one of the greatest bits in show history by acting like he wasn't fooled by Jeremy's brother pretending to be Jeremy for an entire show? We still haven't gotten over it yet. In this hour, you will hear how our plot all came crashing down. Plus, a pair of songs, Mike Ryan's JD Vance bit climaxes, and Top 5 Shoulda Couldas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With Christmas come and gone, it's time to turn our attention to the new year, so we kick it off with an inspiring message from Ray Lewis and a Back in My Day from Greg Cote. Then things get really weird with an Al Roker interview, a pair of Roy's Top 10 lists, and Billy Mays stopping by and taking a swipe at The ShamWow Guy. Plus, Antonio Davis plays a game of Real Tough Guy or Fake Tough Guy, and Flo Rida joins in on the party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Merry Christmas! What better way to celebrate the holiday than with some of our favorite Christmas-themed moments from over the years? We kick it off with a pair of Back in My Days, and you know these are from long ago because Greg Cote was still doing them. After that, we've got a plethora of gifts under the tree, including a Roy's Top 10, Dan welcoming LeBron back to Miami, Tom Izzo playing the accordion, and a song honoring the 1-15 Dolphins. So put on your favorite pair of Christmas pajamas and grab a glass of eggnog; it's time to celebrate the holiday the Le Batard Show way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We kick off this year's holiday episodes by stepping into the way way back machine for some vintage DLS clips. We're going back to the mid 2000s, to find some of Greg Cote's earliest and best bits including his lack of wrestling knowledge and the origins of the Upset Bird. Come for that, but stay for an interview with George St. Pierre where he describes how quickly he could kill Stugotz, a story of Pat Riley crying, Dan's interaction in a steam room, and Detlef Schremf. Plus, Dan and Stugotz dissect the Crossfit scam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nathan is back with an emergency episode of sorts breaking down the incredible Stugotz news of his return to live radio with iHeart Radio and Fox Sports. Nathan shares what he has learned by reading Greg Cote's article on the news, an Awful Announcing article, and gives his on thoughts on the matter. Thank you so much for your support. Don't forget to follow and rate five stars! Your support makes a difference.

"Hips, booty, and a thumb in the butt." It's time for the Fake Pregame Show ahead of the Miami Hurricanes' biggest game in 20 years, but Dan has never been less prepared for a show in his life. It's time to talk about Dan's intimate moments at the holiday party and the unseemly texts he sent Chris and Jeremy beforehand. We also get to Trysta's inappropriate plus-one, JuJu and Tony's intro-video related snitching, snipers sniping, and Greg Cote's beer filtration system. Today's cast: Dan, White Tamara's husband, Chris, Amin, JuJu, Ollie's Mom, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have my six?" Dianna is here ahead of her Christmas Day game on Netflix to talk Joe Burrow and Dan's disdain for the Bengals facility, looking manly while keeping yourself warm, and why the Patriots have been realistic about their chances. Also, Greg Cote tells us about a college football player who put the ass in class, and Dan wonders if kids can tell time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Take my hat! I dare you!" Dan is forced to walk back a take in less than a minute, and, honestly, it's impressive how wrong he was so quickly. Greg Cote, a wrestling agnostic, turns into The Articulator of Disdain™. Also, the crew decides on what qualifies as a first ballot obscene gesture, and Zaslow lies to everyone about his role in a last-place result in a poll for NFL announcers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Happy Chanookah." Dan refuses to let the crew celebrate their Jai Alai Battle Court title without being a troublemaker. Zaslow claims the Chiefs' dynasty is over, and the Bills will NOT win the Super Bowl, but Greg Cote does impressions. He's built different. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The Heat took the Bucks' soul." A deep dive into Greg Cote's habit of falling asleep on the beach on the Fourth of July, a suspiciously well-timed injury for Giannis, and Zaslow misses an "s." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're making it up as they go along... OH, SHUT UP!" Greg Cote is tardy, but he's ready to discuss the Inter Miami Pink Birds, who are set to square off with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Also, Mike Ryan and the Canes fans in the room are jubilant as they're prepared to jump Notre Dame after the conference title games, and Jeremy is furious on behalf of BYU. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The Bears are better than Mississippi State." Greg and Dan each won an award, and they're equally honored. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're becoming a T.Y.D.W.P.I.T.F.R." Greg Cote is displaying the behavior of someone who is tripping, and he's furious at his family for leaving him alone while he watched soccer. Jeremy is paying off a punishment as George Harrison, and everyone seems to like him more. Mike Ryan is continuing to defend the University of Miami, but things are starting to unravel. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, "Jeremy," Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You used to walk around the house and you'd have a load in your pants." The death of the penny is upon us, and Greg Cote is mourning. Also, the disrespect of spitting on another human being, the Draymond Green heckler, and, somehow, a debate of whether or not the fan who approached Jimmy Butler in his car to yell at him about his bet "crossed the line." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"LET'S GOOOOOOO, DOL-PHIIIINS" Greg Cote knows logic, and he knows it was asinine for the Dolphins to go for it on fourth and a long two. Also, Dan Marino's chant at the Dolphins game, and Mike Ryan's ever-reasonable commentary on the University of Miami's standing in the college football landscape. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg Cote, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I was once disrespectful of Warren Sapp." Greg Cote wept, or sobbed, or wailed over a cane. He also kissed the shaft. And he better get that done before Jumpin' Charlie kills him. Also, basketball parabolas. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Arm punt?! How about get a first down?" Dan is begging someone for a reason other than "football" that the Dolphins blew out the Bills yesterday. Plus, a dive into Greg Cote's exercise routine, airport floor layers, and the home-and-home where both games are at your home, so it's not a home-and-home but is at home. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"As the great Greg Cote would say..." Is Chris Myers the NFC's Spero Dedes? Is Aaron Rodgers a big scaredy cat? Is the MLB gambling scandal somehow less important than the NBA one? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's knee week." Greg is late (again) to our discussion on Ja Morant following the Jimmy Butler playbook. He also doesn't have a Back in my Day, but he DOES have a legitimate excuse, and when he's here, you gotta feed him the rock. Today's cast: Amin, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You can't tell me when I'm late on my own f****** opinion." It's a Miami Football apocalypse, and there's no one we'd rather hear from than Greg Cote. Too bad he's late again. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Amin, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You've had a zoo experience..." As the show continues to use Monday Night Football's free use music until someone tells them not to, Zaslow is shocked to learn Greg sleeps criss-cross apple sauce, Tony insists he's had more MRIs than anyone, and Billy is ready to launch a new podcast: The Little Things And That Kinda Thing with Larry Little and Greg Cote. Also, is Dan okay? No, seriously. What's going on? Like, is this a body double? Dan? DAN? If you want to attend The Monster Masquerade at Zoo Miami Saturday 10/18, log onto http://zoomiami.org/monster and use code RONMM25. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If I were a guessing man..." JuJu has some TV shows to recommend and some polls to update, but first, it's time for the Joker of the Week. Also, Billy exposes Greg Cote. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"This is a bigger game than I probably should be playing, but I think I have a huge edge." The biggest thing we learned from this experience of Dan making a bet with Nick Wright? Dan should never make a bet with Nick Wright. Also, the crew discusses $1,300,000,000 back pain, an NFL team that may be haunted, and Greg Cote's bravery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"In lieu of flowers, please download Greg Cote's podcast." The Phillies' season ended in an instant, and in one of the worst ways possible, but Dan's more focused on the Intentional Walk of Shohei Ohtani. Also, Greg declined to come into work today, Roy may have violated the NHL Press Box "No Jersey" Policy, and Jeremy is paying off his punishment from The Bucket as the viral Arizona Cardinals fan with face paint from Thursday Night Football and it's definitely not racist and I legitimately have no idea why anyone would say it is and they should probably just shut the f*** up and leave Jeremy alone. Today's cast: Dan, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Anyone who thinks [redacted]: you're high!" Greg Cote is late (again), the Florida Panthers got their rings (again), Trevor Lawrence led a bizarre game-winning drive (again), and the Shipping Container got fooled by the internet (again). Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Roy, Billy, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"When I went right, I was good!" Shaquille Leonard is here to detail why he retired from the NFL, how he ended up coaching high school football, and why it's about the size of the fight in the dog, not the size of the dog in the fight. Also, the Shipping Container tries to trick Greg Cote with AI videos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Sometimes you run into Rico Dowdle." Can you imagine what that Greg Cote column looked like when it was 17-0? Would you have ever believed Bill Belichick's coaching career would end with this type of disgrace? Do we owe Dan a Darren Waller-based apology? Did the Florida Panthers do something that would get you arrested in any other sport? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dan is 100% right." "What, are you in a contract year?" There's no doubt about it: The U is Beck. That said, without Mike Ryan here, the crew is decidedly less sure about how impressive they've actually been. Also, dog years, the Derrick Henry fumble problem, and Greg Cote's lack of faith in Daniel Jones. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's under 'Anthony.'" Zaslow's journalism uncovers a Greg Cote secret, Cam Ward makes a THROW, the Tush Push is obviously cheating, and Trevor Lawrence keeps Trevor Lawrencing. Then, Dan compares Ken Rosenthal's viral moment to his dog in the back seat of his car or something? I don't know. That part was confusing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's really one of the things I'm most proud of." BREAKING NEWS: The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote may be without Greg Cote before you know it. We also find out his show may have a new show logo, he has a big event coming up, AND he has given up farting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of Mystery Crate, Jessica is appalled by how Greg Cote was treated during the Le Batard Show's Soup cook off. Chris Cote reveals that him and his dad have not exchanged birthday gifts in years. The crew later shares what some of their first CDs were before determining if this year's "Hard Knocks" was one of the more boring seasons in the show's history. Finally, Mike Fuentes gets distracted buying World Cup tickets while the show spoils "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" documentary on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of Mystery Crate, Jessica is appalled by how Greg Cote was treated during the Le Batard Show's Soup cook off. Chris Cote reveals that him and his dad have not exchanged birthday gifts in years. The crew later shares what some of their first CDs were before determining if this year's "Hard Knocks" was one of the more boring seasons in the show's history. Finally, Mike Fuentes gets distracted buying World Cup tickets while the show spoils "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" documentary on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Why did you make that sweet old man angry?" David Samson joins the show and takes us inside the making of the latest episode of Pablo Torre Finds Out. Plus, David sat down for a nine-hour interview then realized he is the villain in the story he told. Plus, Greg Cote is legitimately mad about losing yesterday's Soup Off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dinosaurs are revered, Dinosaurs are beloved." It's time to bang a gong and get it on for this special Greg Cote Tuesday as he celebrates his 71st birthday. Homer Greg has his choice of topics, so, of course, he defends the Dolphins and celebrates the career of his pal Ray Hudson. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

No need to get cute here: this Postgame Show is all about JuJu Gotti's touching tribute to Greg Cote on his birthday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Football Americans! We've so much to get to this episode: Lamar v Allen! The long kicks! Jalen Carter's spit! The sad, sad Dolphins. And we've got the right father and son duo to tell you all about it with Greg and Chris Cote from the Dan LeBatard show. Plus, we've bring in Geoff Schwartz to explain why he fell asleep and missed what could be the best game of the season. The Super Fuentes Brothers provide knee jerk reactions to Week One from Miami, and Newsman Bradley presents Aaron Rodgers unfiltered from New York. Hyperbolic, sure. Satisfying? Of course. Football is back, America, and here to cover it is Football America! **That said. Before you hit play we gotta protect our guy, Pittsburgh Hero Ryan Clark. A lot of people out there chose to get up on Mount Pious about Clark saying Tom Brady and Drew Brees weren't generational talents. They aren't. Neither guy was a measurable physical freak. Y'see the NFL's got two basic types of QBs. 1. Specimens like Josh Allen, Andrew Luck, Cam Newton, even Jeff George. These guys can evolve into gunslingers like John Elway, Brett Favre and Ben Roethlisberger and take you to the top of Mount Lombardi. 2. Assassins like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, and Joe Montana. They've been marginalized with the name ‘game manager' but they're calculated and lethally accurate. Big game trophy hunters. That's why I call 'em ASSASSINS. In superhero terms, it's like Superman v Batman. You'd of course like the measurables of the son of Jor-el over Bruce Wayne, but that doesn't mean Batman can't win thanks to being more clever. So, descend Mount Pious and just admit Brady and Brees are the Keaton and Bale Batmans (batmen?) of the NFL. And be good with it. As for serial killers, well... Mike Tomlin can go ahead explain that one. We're stumped. Now, start the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He does?" JuJu Gotti is here with a ton of information across the sports world, including Lee Corso, a hat-take double-down, Jordon's sideline gig, Tommy Castellanos, and Devin Hester Jr. not being quite who we thought he was. Also, Greg Cote's dismissive way of arguing with his wife inspires a song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm the one who told the GM to go get Micah Parsons from the Cowboys." Michael Jordan is going up against REAL power for the first time in his professional life, Cam Newton is wearing a poncho, and Greg Cote's football knowledge has been exposed. Also, it's time for each year's most anticipated Suey Award Nominees: Best Musical Performance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dianna Russini stops by with breaking NFL news before Greg Cote derails the show to unveil his full NFL rankings — and where the Dolphins fall. Then, Dan digs into the history of Miami–Notre Dame but also weirdly the New York Jets, and the Suey category for Best Laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"To waste good bacon is a strong misdemeanor in the criminal arc of life." Billy is fully cocked and on top of Zaslow, Greg Cote is having another shoeneral and has the best boxers since Ali. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You have 3 minutes to give me back my computer or I will not host that Draft Party." Greg Cote gets madder than he has ever been in the history of the show and John Isner tells us why he loves the pickles chat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"There's no Five-O?"

"I didn't mean it like that, but why do you look terrible now?" Chris Cote and Greg Cote are debating whether Greg's topics are worthy of consideration, so, naturally, Amin leans on Greg for Local Hour topics. Today's cast: Amin, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE LITTLE MERMAID'S BLACK?" It's been a lot of football talk this week, so it's time for some fútbol. Also, Weekend Observations, a game of Real or Fake Podcast, and Greg Cote's famous Robot Olympics topic gets off the ground. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Your general vibe is not as chill as you project." We analyze the newly-announced UFC deal with Paramount+ and re-visit our discussion on the WWE from last week in a much calmer manner. Plus, Greg Cote hates sequels. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote was 46 years old the last time the Miami Dolphins won a playoff game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mike Ryan has an exclusive report about the Cavinder Twins, we debate the difference between a meaningful and sizable donation, Greg Cote is coming around on that X, and we discuss an extremely eventful weekend in the world of combat sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices