Podcast appearances and mentions of greg cote

"I don't want to say his name because he's a great friend, but after I broke the guy's jaw..." Michael Irvin enters the show with a 2027 Suey Nominee for Best Laugh and sticks around to discuss his love for his Miami Hurricanes, Malachi Toney's excellence, how Mario Cristobal is a true blessing to The U, and the Canes "flippin' more pancakes than a Waffle House." Also, Dan gives a lesson on social media and the three nominees for Greg Cote's Suey Award for Back in My Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I did give up sweating." Have you met our friend D$? He's here to talk Canes Football for 12 hours this afternoon, but Dan is NOT invited. Then, Klay Allen, Dan's thoughts on Pelle Larsson's potential ascension (that Jeremy told you about last week), Greg Cote's cruise, and Mike Ryan's trip to the Coke Zero Sugar 400. Plus, it's time for the Suey Award Nominees for Best Revelation. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They wash their underwear..." Dan is back, and while he heard a lot of our show while he was gone, nothing confused him more than the AEW wrestler who's been making Greg Cote references. He also teaches the crew a hotel hack he learned from pilots and flight attendants, marvels at Messi, predicts a De'Von Achane injury, is surprised by Zaslow's thoughts on Tua, and, oddly enough, thanks Awful Announcing. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You can sing 'My Way', but don't claim you didn't know it was a Sinatra song." The vibes are still weird after that awkward interview last hour with Clark Connors. Did Greg Cote think he was too good for a professional wrestler? Did he talk down to him? Did he come out of that looking bad? He tries to get back on track today by revealing Nos. 6 and 5 on his catchphrase list, and it works to perfection because these are some heavy hitters. Plus, Trysta sets up a great video of Lonzo Ball and Michael Porter Jr., and Zaslow may have snuffed Marvel out with the upcoming release of Avengers: Endgame Encore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have you ever had thousands of people line up to see your toenail encased in glass?" We are painstakingly close to the start of college football, and predictions are rolling in, including one that has the Miami Hurricanes winning the whole thing. Is this a good sign for Miami or is this rat poison? The SEC has made a ruling on players returning to college from the pros, and it is bad news for LSU. Plus, AEW wrestler and the man we believe is stealing Greg Cote's catchphrases, Corey Connors, joins the show for an extremely weird interview as we attempt to get to the bottom of what is happening over there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If the owner is spending less than $200 on a prostitute, it's okay to leave trash in the stadium." The legendary Dolly Parton passed away yesterday at 80 years old after an incredible life. Greg Cote is here to discuss the impact she had on all of our lives and what made her such an icon. We also discuss Klay Thompson signing with the Miami HEAT further after he was introduced to the Miami media and traffic yesterday. Plus, Trysta says something about an NBA player that none of our other cast members could say about a WNBA player, Greg Cote almost steps in it, and Mike poses an important question, which is more intense: Handmaid's Tale or The Bear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You thought you were talking to some hot girl, but it was definitely just a slob." After another disaster practice for Tua Tagovailoa and his seeming inability to beat out Michael Penix for a starting job, Greg Cote says he is the most likely QB in his prime age to be out of the NFL in two years. Amin shares observations from last night's episode of Hard Knocks, and Pat McAfee explains television to all of us dummies out there, which leads us to revisit one of the great hard network outs of all time. Plus, Greg Cote updates his catchphrase list, and we have a shocking revelation involving Uncle Dick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Tony, who's your friend?" USA Flag Football QB and friend of Tony Calatayud, Nico Caseres, joins us in the studio to discuss Team USA's recent triumph at the World Championships. Which country is the worst at Flag Football? Is he a better QB than Deshaun Watson? Greg Cote takes Jayden Daniels' side in the controversy over his number at LSU, the Denver Nuggets and Cleveland Cavaliers swung a trade, and there is a cocaine scandal at Penn State University. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Normally it's a donkey eating briars." Is it acceptable to wear gear of your favorite team that celebrates them not winning a national championship? Tony has found the picture of himself at Universal with AJ Burnett; Greg Cote listens to his own podcast in his garage, which doubles as a mental man cave; and Greg Cote reviews the reviews of the Pat McAfee album. Plus, Stephen A. Smith is at it again after receiving a Thumbs Down Award from the National Association of Black Journalists, something not even Jason Whitlock has accomplished. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I've heard it before, but I assumed it was Shakespeare or something." Nick Wright, who just recently moved to New York nine years ago, is here to break down stories from across the sports world, but he's overtaken by his love for Greg Cote's Top 70 Catchphrases and the genius of the Little League Theory. Also, the Lakers have been sold yet again, Pat McAfee continued his run of staying away from politics by joining Donald Trump at the Patriot Games, and there's more Gianni Infantino news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And now number 10!" It seems like AEW has made Greg Cote references on more than one occasion, and it leads us to the actual reveal of his No. 10 and No. 9 on his Top 70 Catchphrase list. Plus, a nomination for Best Musical Performance by Roy, and Kyler Murray won the starting QB job in Minnesota over J.J. McCarthy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If you're up for it..." Greg Cote made an offer after a few beers several months ago, and now, unfortunately, he has to cash in. Then, Chris eloquently explains the difference between the White Pages and the Yellow Pages, the crew breaks down their first cars, and College Football heads toward a 96-team CFP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I went to the clothes store..." Zas is here in his brand-new shirt, and he has a couple of cast members on board who weren't here yesterday. Greg has arrived with his typical far-away-from-the-mic energy, Jeremy has some feedback from yesterday's show, and the rest of the crew has thoughts on a new Miami Heat feud between current Heat forward Bobby Portis and former Heat guard Norman Powell. Plus, you know 'bout that Fourth Out Rule? Today's cast: Zaslow, Greg Cote, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Right on." Greg Cote is ready for some ASWM, but he doesn't quite know what it is, and his son CERTAINLY isn't gettin' off to it. He also has an update on his final two phrases from the Greg Cote Catchphrase Countdown before we get to the Top 10. Also, what's the responsibility of a television network when someone like Aaron Rodgers joins their show to crush Anthony Fauci? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nasty Nate breaks down everything you need to know about the upcoming Season X Battle Court Draft. Nate reviews every teams freezes and does a mock draft. (Mockin' it!) Finally Nate issues a challenge to Greg Cote to defeat him in a Zagackto Mock Draft challenge.

"Miami is a biblical clusterf***." In an hour that only Greg Cote could produce, we begin with details that are continuing to emerge about the Kyle Shanahan incident and end with a discussion of Skipper Chuck, a TV show that ran from 1957 to 1979. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Whatever popular names are in this country, that's Magda in Hungary." We are joined by Master Tesfatsion of The S Word podcast on TalkSport to discuss the FIFA scandal that should be rocking the sports world. The magnitude of this scandal is so massive that it has us longing for the days of Sepp Blatter. And yet, it is the second-most shocking thing in this hour because Greg Cote reveals a hygienic habit that will shake you to your core. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I took my boys to see the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 10 years ago, and I didn't know what the hell was going on." Amin makes a revelation that is nearly as shocking as Greg's from the last hour; Chris Wittyngham takes a crazy stray; Leeman's dad wears a robe, and Tony thinks it's endearing; and somebody out there believes Stanford is going to win the ACC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You know about Ghost?" JuJu Gotti has his Top 10 TV Show Theme Songs of all time and Amin completely steals his thunder. Dan wins Joker of the Week despite Greg Cote claiming today he hasn't changed his toothbrush in 35 years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"LeBron James plays for Philadelphia now, and Giannis plays for Miami now because the Celtics didn't want to part with Hugo Gonzalez." Bill Simmons has come after the Miami Heat once again following their inability to acquire LeBron James, and Mike Ryan and Jonathan Zaslow are simply not having it. Greg Cote is stepping over an extremely low bar by thinking the Miami Dolphins are going to be better than anybody expects them to be. Dan and the crew dive into the difference in the emotions between Hispanic, English, and American announcers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'd like to thank the grounds crew." Yeah, yeah, we've got a great call from Jason Benetti broadcasting a squirrel, and Mike wants to talk some college football and the best pitcher in Major League Baseball, Tarik Skubal, may get traded. None of that matters, though. What really matters is that Greg Cote is mad Jeff Kent got into the Hall of Fame, and that leads us into a conversation where these names are mentioned: Kyle Farnsworth, Todd Walker, Delino DeShields, Mike Mordecai, Edgardo Alfonso, Mickey Morandini, Nick Punto, Ronnie Belliard, and Mark Grudzielanek. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I like all nuts." Greg Cote takes us deep into the origins of #13 on his Top 70 Catchphrase list: "Who shot John?" Dan and Mike both have major breaking news to share, and after a long, thorough discussion of the corruption in FIFA, the President Trump administration, and the NBA, Dan apologizes for not choosing instead to dissect the breaking news that the horror movie genre has lost Colin Cowherd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Emergency Episode: LeBron to Philly. Greg Cote was right! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emergency Episode: LeBron to Philly. Greg Cote was right! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Who's the G.O.A.T.?" So, um, where's Greg Cote? Chris explains why his dad no-showed today before the never-refreshed Zaslow tells us why he chose to watch He-Man again last night. We got off to such a great start that there are three hyphens in that sentence. Plus, Tony did his part to recruit LeBron back to Miami, and the crew continues to do some true #Journalism to debunk rumors swirling online around The King's return. Today's cast: Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Chicken Parmalee." Jess is here to discuss Aaron Rodgers reuniting with his parents, why the internet is turning on Tom Brady, the WNBA All-Star Weekend festivities, and the return of FreddyLA, but first, Greg Cote reveals his next 2 catchphrases on his Top 70 countdown. Plus, Dan gives a thorough breakdown of the history and future of all Marvel movies, Greg details how he fell in New York City, and Roy conducts a symphony of Greg Cote sound to close the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I've never seen somebody this old in my life." Greg Cote squares off against the Pink Panther, FIU goalkeeper Emerson Butcher. Will he score a single goal? Will he be able to breathe? Will he even survive? Plus, the Miami Heat may have leaked the news of LeBron joining the franchise with a scheduled YouTube video for his press conference. Was this an honest mistake or something more? The crew breaks it down, and Dan sends Jeremy to the whiteboard to throw the conspiracy theories together. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I think I need to fire Chris Cote." Dan is furious with the lead producer of The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote, Chris Cote, for laundering his credibility on a b******* LeBron report. All that said, Rich Paul listened to our show and has a response to what Pat Riley had to say to Dan, and it begs the question: why has Miami actually soared to the top of the LeBron predictions market? Plus, Jeremy is headed to Camp Fiesta — a local 9-day summer camp for children with cancer — next week, and no one in the history of time has given off more "camp counselor" than him. If you would like to donate to Camp Fiesta, visit campfiesta.com/donate. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's a very good point." Greg Cote reveals a prank to Zaslow that has him furious. Also, Howard Stern heads toward a weekly show, the crew hates a 3rd place game, and Dan flouts the media standards and questions why no one is paying proper attention to the Kawhi Leonard scandal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Christopher was conceived because of The Hand of God." Greg Cote has a challenge ahead of him with a penalty shootout, and he's feeling confident while wearing his wife's shoes. Plus, the World Cup has been a universal success, UM's wide receivers are better than you think, and the Heat may assemble the oldest team ever. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"3, 2, 1, and we have takeoff..." You see that title, Dan? That happened. Rob Stone. Biiiiiiiiiiig broadcast guy. After he broke down the excellence of this World Cup semifinal round and told us about being a wrestling dork, he praised the crew. For being good. And professional. Also, Greg Cote sees a horny bison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats losing late again to the Yankees, and he also talks about the All Star rosters, Wimbledon, the Scottish Open, and his own golf outing over the weekend. Greg Cote calls in to talk about how great the World Cup has been in Miami, and he also talks about the Heat, the Marlins, and the Dolphins. Frank Isola calls in to give his thoughts on the World Cup, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Jill Miglich “Oyster” ; “Airport Wishlist”

Nasty Nate returns to evaluate Greg Cote's take that cold bacon is better than hot bacon. Then Nate talks about the big changes to the Dan Le Batard show and what he hopes this podcast will be moving forward. If you love the Le Batard show join us on this new journey!

"2 calls in a row, you know it's from the wife..." Greg Cote has a food take that will make you think hell has frozen over. Then, the guest you've all been waiting for: Scott McCullough is here to break down his thoughts on the Marlins removing Eury Pérez from the game after 7 perfect innings. Plus, Jaylen Brown's confidence vs. cockiness, Valerie had a brief moment of watching the World Cup, and Mike and Zas pay tribute to Kyle Lowry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oh, that's haaaaaaaaard." Does Dan owe a $50 fine for the worst possible affliction? Does Zas know how to pronounce "ancillary?" When did Jaylen Brown become a bad contract? And does Greg Cote have a new addition to his catchphrase countdown? Will he tell us about the 6 worst podcasts he's ever recorded? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's the hope of American soccer, and it went and died on the field last night." Did USA Soccer get exposed for its greatest weakness, the lack of a star, last night? Plus, we have some breaking news regarding the Cleveland Cavaliers, Giannis Antetokounmpo changing his number, a new Greg Cote book, and an upgrade/downgrade for RG3. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"NERD ALERT!" Amin joins the show and compares the Jaylen Brown trade directly to the Luka Doncic trade, but he also does his best to explain why Boston did it. Then, we watch some videos of Greg Cote's celebrations during the United States' victory last night. Is this the best team the United States has ever had? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm on the phone, brother. Thank you." Amin calls in from the parade to give us a live report. Audio audience, this one is for you. Plus, AEW seems to be fans of Greg Cote, Dan and Zas criticize Bradley Cooper's eye surgery, and Zaslow's bloodline continues a historic streak. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If we still kick the shit out of Australia, weehhegebbehhhehhh." If you have 10 Babe Ruths, do you have 1? Also, as we approach another huge game for U.S. Men's Soccer, why does most of America seem to have a problem with Alexi Lalas? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Celebrate him? When I walked by him, he muttered under his breath, 'I am the one who knocks.'" The Sun-Sentinel laid off an all-time legend in this market, and Greg Cote's longtime rival, Dave Hyde. Dave is one of the best writers to ever do it here in South Florida. He joins the show for the first time to discuss the end of his time writing, what it was like to spend a career meeting excellence, why he's making today a good day, and to tip his cap to Greg, the man who officially won their head-to-head career matchup. 'Who won?' Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Rome says, 'Rack 'em'?" Tony is across the street at the new FIFA fan zone with all his fans as Jess joins the crew to discuss the Brendan Sorsby news and how it's uniting America, how she and Leeman are feeling about the Knicks and their "must-win game", and to introduce Dan to the wonder of Buc-ee's. Plus, Greg Cote loves himself some motels, but not as much as he loves him some him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And now my daughter says it." Our San Antonio Spurs correspondent, Michelle Beadle, joins us in celebration after the Spurs got back in the series with a win at Madison Square Garden in Game 3 of the NBA Finals over the New York Knicks. Has anybody ever referred to her as "The 5th Beadle"? Then, Greg Cote reveals his Nos. 16 and 15 on his Catchphrase Countdown, which may turn into a Top 75, before we discuss the decision that came down yesterday that ruled Brendan Sorsby eligible to play despite committing a crime that cost Pete Rose his entire livelihood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I didn't trust my ability to be sultry." All he does is win: Jason Benetti fit not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 9 (!!!) of Greg Cote's catchphrases into last night's Detroit Tigers broadcast. Before he joins the show midway through the hour, we roll through his calls to see which ones can raise extra money for Project Main Street. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And their best player is named Wilfred." Sid Rosenberg looks like... well, REALLY purple. Like, a concerning amount of purple. I mean, a shade of purple never seen before. Purple! Then, World Cup tickets are going to be horrifyingly expensive, and while we're concerned, we're more concerned with the team Greg Cote has anointed as his team of the tournament. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Unethical Hoops is Floperation for dumb people." Dan feels bad for Montreal and Canada after the Carolina Hurricanes pummeled the Canadiens to take a 3-1 lead in the Eastern Conference Final. What can the NBA do about its officiating problem? Have we created a generation of children who hate Tony Brothers? Should the Stick be in the Toy Hall of Fame? And before we get to Nos. 20 and 19 on Greg's Catchphrase Countdown that may soon become a Top 61, Tony clarifies for Dan that Chris Hanson is the protagonist in the upcoming movie, PrimeTime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm getting all choked up." The Vegas Golden Knights are returning to the Stanley Cup Final for the third time in their nine-year franchise history, despite Mike Ryan guaranteeing before the series that the Colorado Avalanche would win the Stanley Cup. Is that a worse mistake than Dan saying Sandy Alcantara is unhittable? Plus, a Greg Cote cough for the ages, more Giannis-to-Miami trade rumors, Jason Williams going after his alma mater, and Greg Cote's eulogy of Manny "lovingly called 'Taco'" Fernandez. Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, JuJu, Mike, Trysta Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If my daughter turns to me and says, 'Papa'..." Greg is a homer, Mike gets fooled by the internet, and Zas is a racist. Plus, is it okay to triple-thrust directly at your opponent in the middle of a baseball game? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Once this kind of phrase gets installed in my head, I see it on the face of every child." Jason Benetti breaks out his greatest limited fake Boog Sciambi as he joins the crew to see which Greg Cote phrases he can squeeze into a broadcast. He also explains the brilliance of Jacob Misiorowski, the joy of John Sterling, and the freakishness of Shohei Ohtani. Also, Dan asks Zas how he'll ultimately view Shai-Gilgeous Alexander, or at least we think he did. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Why did I try to TALK?" Boog Sciambi is going to join us later in the show, so Dan, Zas, and the Shipping Container work to decide which Greg Cote catchphrases to ask him to work into a broadcast. Then, we've learned that Dan is clearly a Knicks fan, and Jeremy has the evidence. Plus, did you know you can hire a beautiful woman to show up at your funeral? Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You're gonna go..." We continue the countdown of Greg's Top 50-Turned-Top 60 Catchphrases, and there are a couple of heavy hitters that miss out on the Top 20. Plus, Dan makes a prediction for the Spurs series, Zaslow may have found someone to buy him a couch, and Greg and Mike get into a scuffle over the Inter Miami supporters, to the point where we hear an all-time Greg Cote laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices