Podcast appearances and mentions of greg cote

Emergency Episode: LeBron to Philly. Greg Cote was right! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Who's the G.O.A.T.?" So, um, where's Greg Cote? Chris explains why his dad no-showed today before the never-refreshed Zaslow tells us why he chose to watch He-Man again last night. We got off to such a great start that there are three hyphens in that sentence. Plus, Tony did his part to recruit LeBron back to Miami, and the crew continues to do some true #Journalism to debunk rumors swirling online around The King's return. Today's cast: Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I've never seen somebody this old in my life." Greg Cote squares off against the Pink Panther, FIU goalkeeper Emerson Butcher. Will he score a single goal? Will he be able to breathe? Will he even survive? Plus, the Miami Heat may have leaked the news of LeBron joining the franchise with a scheduled YouTube video for his press conference. Was this an honest mistake or something more? The crew breaks it down, and Dan sends Jeremy to the whiteboard to throw the conspiracy theories together. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Chicken Parmalee." Jess is here to discuss Aaron Rodgers reuniting with his parents, why the internet is turning on Tom Brady, the WNBA All-Star Weekend festivities, and the return of FreddyLA, but first, Greg Cote reveals his next 2 catchphrases on his Top 70 countdown. Plus, Dan gives a thorough breakdown of the history and future of all Marvel movies, Greg details how he fell in New York City, and Roy conducts a symphony of Greg Cote sound to close the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I think I need to fire Chris Cote." Dan is furious with the lead producer of The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote, Chris Cote, for laundering his credibility on a b******* LeBron report. All that said, Rich Paul listened to our show and has a response to what Pat Riley had to say to Dan, and it begs the question: why has Miami actually soared to the top of the LeBron predictions market? Plus, Jeremy is headed to Camp Fiesta — a local 9-day summer camp for children with cancer — next week, and no one in the history of time has given off more "camp counselor" than him. If you would like to donate to Camp Fiesta, visit campfiesta.com/donate. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's a very good point." Greg Cote reveals a prank to Zaslow that has him furious. Also, Howard Stern heads toward a weekly show, the crew hates a 3rd place game, and Dan flouts the media standards and questions why no one is paying proper attention to the Kawhi Leonard scandal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"3, 2, 1, and we have takeoff..." You see that title, Dan? That happened. Rob Stone. Biiiiiiiiiiig broadcast guy. After he broke down the excellence of this World Cup semifinal round and told us about being a wrestling dork, he praised the crew. For being good. And professional. Also, Greg Cote sees a horny bison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Christopher was conceived because of The Hand of God." Greg Cote has a challenge ahead of him with a penalty shootout, and he's feeling confident while wearing his wife's shoes. Plus, the World Cup has been a universal success, UM's wide receivers are better than you think, and the Heat may assemble the oldest team ever. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats losing late again to the Yankees, and he also talks about the All Star rosters, Wimbledon, the Scottish Open, and his own golf outing over the weekend. Greg Cote calls in to talk about how great the World Cup has been in Miami, and he also talks about the Heat, the Marlins, and the Dolphins. Frank Isola calls in to give his thoughts on the World Cup, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Jill Miglich “Oyster” ; “Airport Wishlist”

Nasty Nate returns to evaluate Greg Cote's take that cold bacon is better than hot bacon. Then Nate talks about the big changes to the Dan Le Batard show and what he hopes this podcast will be moving forward. If you love the Le Batard show join us on this new journey!

"2 calls in a row, you know it's from the wife..." Greg Cote has a food take that will make you think hell has frozen over. Then, the guest you've all been waiting for: Scott McCullough is here to break down his thoughts on the Marlins removing Eury Pérez from the game after 7 perfect innings. Plus, Jaylen Brown's confidence vs. cockiness, Valerie had a brief moment of watching the World Cup, and Mike and Zas pay tribute to Kyle Lowry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's the hope of American soccer, and it went and died on the field last night." Did USA Soccer get exposed for its greatest weakness, the lack of a star, last night? Plus, we have some breaking news regarding the Cleveland Cavaliers, Giannis Antetokounmpo changing his number, a new Greg Cote book, and an upgrade/downgrade for RG3. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oh, that's haaaaaaaaard." Does Dan owe a $50 fine for the worst possible affliction? Does Zas know how to pronounce "ancillary?" When did Jaylen Brown become a bad contract? And does Greg Cote have a new addition to his catchphrase countdown? Will he tell us about the 6 worst podcasts he's ever recorded? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"NERD ALERT!" Amin joins the show and compares the Jaylen Brown trade directly to the Luka Doncic trade, but he also does his best to explain why Boston did it. Then, we watch some videos of Greg Cote's celebrations during the United States' victory last night. Is this the best team the United States has ever had? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm on the phone, brother. Thank you." Amin calls in from the parade to give us a live report. Audio audience, this one is for you. Plus, AEW seems to be fans of Greg Cote, Dan and Zas criticize Bradley Cooper's eye surgery, and Zaslow's bloodline continues a historic streak. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If we still kick the shit out of Australia, weehhegebbehhhehhh." If you have 10 Babe Ruths, do you have 1? Also, as we approach another huge game for U.S. Men's Soccer, why does most of America seem to have a problem with Alexi Lalas? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Celebrate him? When I walked by him, he muttered under his breath, 'I am the one who knocks.'" The Sun-Sentinel laid off an all-time legend in this market, and Greg Cote's longtime rival, Dave Hyde. Dave is one of the best writers to ever do it here in South Florida. He joins the show for the first time to discuss the end of his time writing, what it was like to spend a career meeting excellence, why he's making today a good day, and to tip his cap to Greg, the man who officially won their head-to-head career matchup. 'Who won?' Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Rome says, 'Rack 'em'?" Tony is across the street at the new FIFA fan zone with all his fans as Jess joins the crew to discuss the Brendan Sorsby news and how it's uniting America, how she and Leeman are feeling about the Knicks and their "must-win game", and to introduce Dan to the wonder of Buc-ee's. Plus, Greg Cote loves himself some motels, but not as much as he loves him some him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And now my daughter says it." Our San Antonio Spurs correspondent, Michelle Beadle, joins us in celebration after the Spurs got back in the series with a win at Madison Square Garden in Game 3 of the NBA Finals over the New York Knicks. Has anybody ever referred to her as "The 5th Beadle"? Then, Greg Cote reveals his Nos. 16 and 15 on his Catchphrase Countdown, which may turn into a Top 75, before we discuss the decision that came down yesterday that ruled Brendan Sorsby eligible to play despite committing a crime that cost Pete Rose his entire livelihood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I didn't trust my ability to be sultry." All he does is win: Jason Benetti fit not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 9 (!!!) of Greg Cote's catchphrases into last night's Detroit Tigers broadcast. Before he joins the show midway through the hour, we roll through his calls to see which ones can raise extra money for Project Main Street. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And their best player is named Wilfred." Sid Rosenberg looks like... well, REALLY purple. Like, a concerning amount of purple. I mean, a shade of purple never seen before. Purple! Then, World Cup tickets are going to be horrifyingly expensive, and while we're concerned, we're more concerned with the team Greg Cote has anointed as his team of the tournament. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Unethical Hoops is Floperation for dumb people." Dan feels bad for Montreal and Canada after the Carolina Hurricanes pummeled the Canadiens to take a 3-1 lead in the Eastern Conference Final. What can the NBA do about its officiating problem? Have we created a generation of children who hate Tony Brothers? Should the Stick be in the Toy Hall of Fame? And before we get to Nos. 20 and 19 on Greg's Catchphrase Countdown that may soon become a Top 61, Tony clarifies for Dan that Chris Hanson is the protagonist in the upcoming movie, PrimeTime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If my daughter turns to me and says, 'Papa'..." Greg is a homer, Mike gets fooled by the internet, and Zas is a racist. Plus, is it okay to triple-thrust directly at your opponent in the middle of a baseball game? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm getting all choked up." The Vegas Golden Knights are returning to the Stanley Cup Final for the third time in their nine-year franchise history, despite Mike Ryan guaranteeing before the series that the Colorado Avalanche would win the Stanley Cup. Is that a worse mistake than Dan saying Sandy Alcantara is unhittable? Plus, a Greg Cote cough for the ages, more Giannis-to-Miami trade rumors, Jason Williams going after his alma mater, and Greg Cote's eulogy of Manny "lovingly called 'Taco'" Fernandez. Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, JuJu, Mike, Trysta Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Once this kind of phrase gets installed in my head, I see it on the face of every child." Jason Benetti breaks out his greatest limited fake Boog Sciambi as he joins the crew to see which Greg Cote phrases he can squeeze into a broadcast. He also explains the brilliance of Jacob Misiorowski, the joy of John Sterling, and the freakishness of Shohei Ohtani. Also, Dan asks Zas how he'll ultimately view Shai-Gilgeous Alexander, or at least we think he did. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Why did I try to TALK?" Boog Sciambi is going to join us later in the show, so Dan, Zas, and the Shipping Container work to decide which Greg Cote catchphrases to ask him to work into a broadcast. Then, we've learned that Dan is clearly a Knicks fan, and Jeremy has the evidence. Plus, did you know you can hire a beautiful woman to show up at your funeral? Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You're gonna go..." We continue the countdown of Greg's Top 50-Turned-Top 60 Catchphrases, and there are a couple of heavy hitters that miss out on the Top 20. Plus, Dan makes a prediction for the Spurs series, Zaslow may have found someone to buy him a couch, and Greg and Mike get into a scuffle over the Inter Miami supporters, to the point where we hear an all-time Greg Cote laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Yeah, hold on, I'm moving the horse fart." Ron Magill is fresh into his retirement and back on our airwaves, discussing everything from horse farts to Greg Cote's stomach sounds to sloth bears, and even Dan helping ducks cross the street. He also tells us about his campaign to have the flamingo rightfully established as the state bird of Florida. Plus, the Edmonton Oilers have fired head coach Chris Knoblauch, Ari Shaffir is this week's guest on South Beach Sessions, Daniil Medvedev is over it, and Zaslow has a hard time telling White Tamara how much money he spends on wrestling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm not a movie goer, I'm not a movie knower." Greg Cote knows nothing about movies, but he does assume that anybody riding a bicycle has been racking up DUIs. Does that mean Dan has been racking up the dooeys because he was riding a bike around recently? Do you have less respect for the guy in a suit if he's riding a scooter? Plus, the gang is very concerned for Warren Sapp after his recent appearance on the local news. Today's Cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Zaslow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Houston, we have a problem." JuJu and Trysta are here to talk some NBA Playoffs, and Trysta makes two shocking revelations: she hates Victor Wembanyama, and she thinks Daryl Morey gets a bad rap because he is ugly. Does the guy that slaps you on the back and says 'hey babe, I'm gonna hit the head' give off fun guy? Plus, Dan continues not to understand why so few people in the company seem to care that Pablo Torre Finds Out won a Pulitzer Prize, and Greg Cote struggles to pick out a line from his favorite movie of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"DRIVER COMFORT IS PARAMOUNT!" I could tell you about how we talked about the Oklahoma City Thunder being the first-ever sneaky dynasty, or how Stephen Ross is lying about Miami not being fit to host a Super Bowl, or even Zaslow going to Santa Fe Community College and still rooting for UM. We all know why you're here, though: there is a massive update to Greg Cote's Catchphrase Countdown, and it is the only thing that matters on today's show. Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If you loved America, you would have never returned a guy who tried to steal an election back to power." Sandwiched between #24 and #25 on Greg Cote's catchphrase list and the fart of the year, Luke Thomas of Morning Kombat joins us to discuss the state of the UFC's relationship with Donald Trump, Dana White claiming not to be a yes man for Donald Trump, and why the White House event will be a stain that White and the UFC may never shake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You're not man enough to know the truth." Nobody knows more about Disney World than the Lopez twins, but nobody knows less about Al Pacino movies than Greg Cote. Amin said yesterday that Anthony Edwards and Victor Wembanyama will be the next Magic-Bird rivalry, but Tony thinks it may actually be Wemby and Chet Holmgren. Can anyone in the NBA actually hit Wemby in the face with an elbow? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dan, you don't fart? Your breath must stink." Lane Kiffin is the subject of a new Vanity Fair article in which he claims he needed Oxford more than Oxford needed him. Do we believe him? Is that even true? Then, the best-dressed man on TV and Mike Ryan Ruiz group chat world member, Adam Lefkoe, joins the show ahead of the French Open to discuss how he became a tennis guy, why Chris Simms is his nemesis in sports media, how Greg Cote can win a Pulitzer Prize, and how the New York Knicks embarrassed his Philadelphia 76ers. Plus, is the famous parrot, Woody the Woodpecker, on the Mount Rushmore of red-headed athletes? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's 15 yards in the NFL." Congratulations to Donovan Mitchell, who has taken Jimmy Butler's spot in the 'is this guy good enough to be your best player on a championship team?' debate. The gang weighs in on that, before JuJu tells us his Joker of the day that leaves Greg Cote shocked and dismayed. Plus, it was a loaded day for polls, and there are some massive results to share. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Lighters are out, and pants are off." We check back in with The Love Doctor, and he gives us advice on what to get your ex-wife for Mother's Day, as well as whether or not you should bring a fake date to Mother's Day. Amin weighs in on the emerging NBA player beef between Draymond Green and Austin Rivers. Is Draymond Green the Michael Jordan of Robert Horries? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have you checked fingers? There's two of 'em right up yours, buddy!" Who came up with baseball pants, huh? Zaslow recounts his night at the Guns N' Roses concert, we enter Day 5 of 'Keep Michael Yormark The Hell Away From The University of Miami' shows, Greg Cote serenades the audience with a new song celebrating Connor McOverrated and the Edmonton Oilers, and Dave calls out Jeremy's name. Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, Roy Bellamy, and Tony Calatayud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Can you call it a mansion if you can't afford a sofa?" Did you watch the Miami Marlins and Janson Junk outduel Shohei Ohtani last night? Zas didn't, but that's because he was switching back and forth between the NBA and the NHL Playoffs from his cuck chair, rather than his uncomfortable leather couch. Also, as Dan rails against Greg's apology to the Dolphins over their 1st round pick, Chris leads the group on a search for the best items you'll find in a junk drawer. Today's cast: Dan Le Batard, Greg Cote, Jonathan Zaslow, Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, Roy Bellamy, and Tony Calatayud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Let's get it." Paige Bueckers has addressed the media regarding her relationship with her new teammate and No. 1 overall pick Azzi Fudd. Is it fair expect privacy when your workplace relationship is in the public eye? Then, Dan hears the great sound from yesterday's show of Zion Young and Eric DeCosta for the first time, 8-seeds are performing better than ever in the NBA, and Amin can't believe Greg Cote is apologizing for his Miami Dolphins NFL Draft reaction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's not just wide, it's also long."    No one wants to work today, but Zas, Amin, and Greg are ready for the grind. Did our show overreact to the start of the Miami Dolphins' picks in the NFL draft? Why do NHL fans have more patience than NBA fans in each sport's Playoff series? And could we be headed toward a Pat Riley retirement announcement today?     Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Greg Cote, Amin Elhassan, Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, and Roy Bellamy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What'd you break a window...?" We have an update to Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases list with some classics entering the fold. Then, Amin draws poorly while breaking down the final goal for the Anaheim Ducks, and don't worry, Dan, he apologized to the audio audience. Plus, Joel Embiid returns, a former Buffalo Bill has a tough time making a pick, and Amin's Top 5 Abbreviations That Should Be The Real Word. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"How do I leave Zoom? You sent me a Zoom link!" Greg Cote joins to revel in his 5-4 victory over Mel Kiper Jr., but the interview makes Zaslow sick and goes a bit sideways. That's a joke for the visual audience. Sorry Dan. Plus, Sean McVay doesn't seem too excited about the Rams' pick of Ty Simpson, Jalen Brunson, and the New York Knicks couldn't finish off CJ McCollum's Atlanta Hawks, the Blazers have a HUGE game at home against the Spurs, and eventually Rudy Gobert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm a K-Cup man." NBA this, Tiago Splitter that, we all know why you're really here: Greg Cote has Nos. 20 and 19 on his list of Top 50 Catchphrases, and they are DOOZIES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Him and Jemele would do NUMBERS!" The fallout from the last hour continues, and we break down the show's reactions further, including a hilarious Greg Cote moment he didn't even realize happened. Should we bring back Dr. Fred Johnson tomorrow night as the show's NFL Draft expert? After that, Ronan Farrow joins the show to discuss his latest piece about Sam Altman, the dangers of AI, and why Altman is beefing with Elon Musk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Long gone as a matter of fact. That's how life works." Greg Cote regales us with stories about The Lone Ranger as we learn whether his sidekick, Tonto, was actually Native American. We discuss Dwyane Wade telling people to stop playing on his name, while Trysta tells us the Cam'ron-Jey Uso fight story from her perspective. But the hour eventually derails into a Greg Cote story that ends with his mother finding dozens of dead cats by a river on Bird Rd that does not exist. Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Trysta, Juju Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"HEALTH!" We have two new additions to Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases, and we'll eventually get to the second one. What do you think it was like the first time a human saw someone sneeze? Plus, Shams goes after Doc Rivers, Italy has a renewed shot at the World Cup, and Dan and Greg relive a trip to Downtown LA in the 90s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're not going to believe this clown..." Bonzi Wells is here to discuss the origins of the new Untold Documentary about his 'Jail Blazers' and how grateful he is to be able to tell his side of the story. Who was misunderstood? How has his perspective changed? And will Bonzi be the best-ever at playing our 'Top 5 Bucket Getter' game? Plus, the conversation hasn't happened until Greg Cote speaks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Make no mistake. Everybody's rooting for everyone's failure in every atmosphere." We dissect Zaslow's terrible question to Dusty May, and David Samson tries to defend Zas, who admits he does not deserve it. It leads Zaslow to reveal the worst professional mistake of his career, and Greg Cote thinks Zas may have taken a half step back. But once David Samson's Inner Monologue makes its debut, this hour goes completely off the rails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oh, excuse me for breathing." An alarm that we refuse to listen to is going off at The Elser, so we use it to our advantage and try to get a new "Fire Starter" take segment off the ground. Greg Cote's inner monologue makes an appearance before Mike Schur joins Jeremy on this week's edition of Pitch Clock to discuss what is going wrong with his Boston Red Sox early in the MLB season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's Bill, and his son is Will?" JuJu gives us his Top 5 NBA storylines we should be talking about and continues the investigation into whether or not Greg Cote was the inspiration for Steve Carell's character in Rooster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices