Podcast appearances and mentions of greg cote

"Celebrate him? When I walked by him, he muttered under his breath, 'I am the one who knocks.'" The Sun-Sentinel laid off an all-time legend in this market, and Greg Cote's longtime rival, Dave Hyde. Dave is one of the best writers to ever do it here in South Florida. He joins the show for the first time to discuss the end of his time writing, what it was like to spend a career meeting excellence, why he's making today a good day, and to tip his cap to Greg, the man who officially won their head-to-head career matchup. 'Who won?' Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Rome says, 'Rack 'em'?" Tony is across the street at the new FIFA fan zone with all his fans as Jess joins the crew to discuss the Brendan Sorsby news and how it's uniting America, how she and Leeman are feeling about the Knicks and their "must-win game", and to introduce Dan to the wonder of Buc-ee's. Plus, Greg Cote loves himself some motels, but not as much as he loves him some him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And now my daughter says it." Our San Antonio Spurs correspondent, Michelle Beadle, joins us in celebration after the Spurs got back in the series with a win at Madison Square Garden in Game 3 of the NBA Finals over the New York Knicks. Has anybody ever referred to her as "The 5th Beadle"? Then, Greg Cote reveals his Nos. 16 and 15 on his Catchphrase Countdown, which may turn into a Top 75, before we discuss the decision that came down yesterday that ruled Brendan Sorsby eligible to play despite committing a crime that cost Pete Rose his entire livelihood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I didn't trust my ability to be sultry." All he does is win: Jason Benetti fit not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 9 (!!!) of Greg Cote's catchphrases into last night's Detroit Tigers broadcast. Before he joins the show midway through the hour, we roll through his calls to see which ones can raise extra money for Project Main Street. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And their best player is named Wilfred." Sid Rosenberg looks like... well, REALLY purple. Like, a concerning amount of purple. I mean, a shade of purple never seen before. Purple! Then, World Cup tickets are going to be horrifyingly expensive, and while we're concerned, we're more concerned with the team Greg Cote has anointed as his team of the tournament. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Unethical Hoops is Floperation for dumb people." Dan feels bad for Montreal and Canada after the Carolina Hurricanes pummeled the Canadiens to take a 3-1 lead in the Eastern Conference Final. What can the NBA do about its officiating problem? Have we created a generation of children who hate Tony Brothers? Should the Stick be in the Toy Hall of Fame? And before we get to Nos. 20 and 19 on Greg's Catchphrase Countdown that may soon become a Top 61, Tony clarifies for Dan that Chris Hanson is the protagonist in the upcoming movie, PrimeTime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm getting all choked up." The Vegas Golden Knights are returning to the Stanley Cup Final for the third time in their nine-year franchise history, despite Mike Ryan guaranteeing before the series that the Colorado Avalanche would win the Stanley Cup. Is that a worse mistake than Dan saying Sandy Alcantara is unhittable? Plus, a Greg Cote cough for the ages, more Giannis-to-Miami trade rumors, Jason Williams going after his alma mater, and Greg Cote's eulogy of Manny "lovingly called 'Taco'" Fernandez. Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, JuJu, Mike, Trysta Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If my daughter turns to me and says, 'Papa'..." Greg is a homer, Mike gets fooled by the internet, and Zas is a racist. Plus, is it okay to triple-thrust directly at your opponent in the middle of a baseball game? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Once this kind of phrase gets installed in my head, I see it on the face of every child." Jason Benetti breaks out his greatest limited fake Boog Sciambi as he joins the crew to see which Greg Cote phrases he can squeeze into a broadcast. He also explains the brilliance of Jacob Misiorowski, the joy of John Sterling, and the freakishness of Shohei Ohtani. Also, Dan asks Zas how he'll ultimately view Shai-Gilgeous Alexander, or at least we think he did. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Why did I try to TALK?" Boog Sciambi is going to join us later in the show, so Dan, Zas, and the Shipping Container work to decide which Greg Cote catchphrases to ask him to work into a broadcast. Then, we've learned that Dan is clearly a Knicks fan, and Jeremy has the evidence. Plus, did you know you can hire a beautiful woman to show up at your funeral? Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You're gonna go..." We continue the countdown of Greg's Top 50-Turned-Top 60 Catchphrases, and there are a couple of heavy hitters that miss out on the Top 20. Plus, Dan makes a prediction for the Spurs series, Zaslow may have found someone to buy him a couch, and Greg and Mike get into a scuffle over the Inter Miami supporters, to the point where we hear an all-time Greg Cote laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Yeah, hold on, I'm moving the horse fart." Ron Magill is fresh into his retirement and back on our airwaves, discussing everything from horse farts to Greg Cote's stomach sounds to sloth bears, and even Dan helping ducks cross the street. He also tells us about his campaign to have the flamingo rightfully established as the state bird of Florida. Plus, the Edmonton Oilers have fired head coach Chris Knoblauch, Ari Shaffir is this week's guest on South Beach Sessions, Daniil Medvedev is over it, and Zaslow has a hard time telling White Tamara how much money he spends on wrestling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Houston, we have a problem." JuJu and Trysta are here to talk some NBA Playoffs, and Trysta makes two shocking revelations: she hates Victor Wembanyama, and she thinks Daryl Morey gets a bad rap because he is ugly. Does the guy that slaps you on the back and says 'hey babe, I'm gonna hit the head' give off fun guy? Plus, Dan continues not to understand why so few people in the company seem to care that Pablo Torre Finds Out won a Pulitzer Prize, and Greg Cote struggles to pick out a line from his favorite movie of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm not a movie goer, I'm not a movie knower." Greg Cote knows nothing about movies, but he does assume that anybody riding a bicycle has been racking up DUIs. Does that mean Dan has been racking up the dooeys because he was riding a bike around recently? Do you have less respect for the guy in a suit if he's riding a scooter? Plus, the gang is very concerned for Warren Sapp after his recent appearance on the local news. Today's Cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Zaslow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's 15 yards in the NFL." Congratulations to Donovan Mitchell, who has taken Jimmy Butler's spot in the 'is this guy good enough to be your best player on a championship team?' debate. The gang weighs in on that, before JuJu tells us his Joker of the day that leaves Greg Cote shocked and dismayed. Plus, it was a loaded day for polls, and there are some massive results to share. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You're not man enough to know the truth." Nobody knows more about Disney World than the Lopez twins, but nobody knows less about Al Pacino movies than Greg Cote. Amin said yesterday that Anthony Edwards and Victor Wembanyama will be the next Magic-Bird rivalry, but Tony thinks it may actually be Wemby and Chet Holmgren. Can anyone in the NBA actually hit Wemby in the face with an elbow? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dan, you don't fart? Your breath must stink." Lane Kiffin is the subject of a new Vanity Fair article in which he claims he needed Oxford more than Oxford needed him. Do we believe him? Is that even true? Then, the best-dressed man on TV and Mike Ryan Ruiz group chat world member, Adam Lefkoe, joins the show ahead of the French Open to discuss how he became a tennis guy, why Chris Simms is his nemesis in sports media, how Greg Cote can win a Pulitzer Prize, and how the New York Knicks embarrassed his Philadelphia 76ers. Plus, is the famous parrot, Woody the Woodpecker, on the Mount Rushmore of red-headed athletes? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If you loved America, you would have never returned a guy who tried to steal an election back to power." Sandwiched between #24 and #25 on Greg Cote's catchphrase list and the fart of the year, Luke Thomas of Morning Kombat joins us to discuss the state of the UFC's relationship with Donald Trump, Dana White claiming not to be a yes man for Donald Trump, and why the White House event will be a stain that White and the UFC may never shake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"DRIVER COMFORT IS PARAMOUNT!" I could tell you about how we talked about the Oklahoma City Thunder being the first-ever sneaky dynasty, or how Stephen Ross is lying about Miami not being fit to host a Super Bowl, or even Zaslow going to Santa Fe Community College and still rooting for UM. We all know why you're here, though: there is a massive update to Greg Cote's Catchphrase Countdown, and it is the only thing that matters on today's show. Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Lighters are out, and pants are off." We check back in with The Love Doctor, and he gives us advice on what to get your ex-wife for Mother's Day, as well as whether or not you should bring a fake date to Mother's Day. Amin weighs in on the emerging NBA player beef between Draymond Green and Austin Rivers. Is Draymond Green the Michael Jordan of Robert Horries? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have you checked fingers? There's two of 'em right up yours, buddy!" Who came up with baseball pants, huh? Zaslow recounts his night at the Guns N' Roses concert, we enter Day 5 of 'Keep Michael Yormark The Hell Away From The University of Miami' shows, Greg Cote serenades the audience with a new song celebrating Connor McOverrated and the Edmonton Oilers, and Dave calls out Jeremy's name. Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, Roy Bellamy, and Tony Calatayud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Can you call it a mansion if you can't afford a sofa?" Did you watch the Miami Marlins and Janson Junk outduel Shohei Ohtani last night? Zas didn't, but that's because he was switching back and forth between the NBA and the NHL Playoffs from his cuck chair, rather than his uncomfortable leather couch. Also, as Dan rails against Greg's apology to the Dolphins over their 1st round pick, Chris leads the group on a search for the best items you'll find in a junk drawer. Today's cast: Dan Le Batard, Greg Cote, Jonathan Zaslow, Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, Roy Bellamy, and Tony Calatayud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Let's get it." Paige Bueckers has addressed the media regarding her relationship with her new teammate and No. 1 overall pick Azzi Fudd. Is it fair expect privacy when your workplace relationship is in the public eye? Then, Dan hears the great sound from yesterday's show of Zion Young and Eric DeCosta for the first time, 8-seeds are performing better than ever in the NBA, and Amin can't believe Greg Cote is apologizing for his Miami Dolphins NFL Draft reaction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's not just wide, it's also long."    No one wants to work today, but Zas, Amin, and Greg are ready for the grind. Did our show overreact to the start of the Miami Dolphins' picks in the NFL draft? Why do NHL fans have more patience than NBA fans in each sport's Playoff series? And could we be headed toward a Pat Riley retirement announcement today?     Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Greg Cote, Amin Elhassan, Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, and Roy Bellamy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What'd you break a window...?" We have an update to Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases list with some classics entering the fold. Then, Amin draws poorly while breaking down the final goal for the Anaheim Ducks, and don't worry, Dan, he apologized to the audio audience. Plus, Joel Embiid returns, a former Buffalo Bill has a tough time making a pick, and Amin's Top 5 Abbreviations That Should Be The Real Word. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"How do I leave Zoom? You sent me a Zoom link!" Greg Cote joins to revel in his 5-4 victory over Mel Kiper Jr., but the interview makes Zaslow sick and goes a bit sideways. That's a joke for the visual audience. Sorry Dan. Plus, Sean McVay doesn't seem too excited about the Rams' pick of Ty Simpson, Jalen Brunson, and the New York Knicks couldn't finish off CJ McCollum's Atlanta Hawks, the Blazers have a HUGE game at home against the Spurs, and eventually Rudy Gobert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm a K-Cup man." NBA this, Tiago Splitter that, we all know why you're really here: Greg Cote has Nos. 20 and 19 on his list of Top 50 Catchphrases, and they are DOOZIES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Him and Jemele would do NUMBERS!" The fallout from the last hour continues, and we break down the show's reactions further, including a hilarious Greg Cote moment he didn't even realize happened. Should we bring back Dr. Fred Johnson tomorrow night as the show's NFL Draft expert? After that, Ronan Farrow joins the show to discuss his latest piece about Sam Altman, the dangers of AI, and why Altman is beefing with Elon Musk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Long gone as a matter of fact. That's how life works." Greg Cote regales us with stories about The Lone Ranger as we learn whether his sidekick, Tonto, was actually Native American. We discuss Dwyane Wade telling people to stop playing on his name, while Trysta tells us the Cam'ron-Jey Uso fight story from her perspective. But the hour eventually derails into a Greg Cote story that ends with his mother finding dozens of dead cats by a river on Bird Rd that does not exist. Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Trysta, Juju Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're not going to believe this clown..." Bonzi Wells is here to discuss the origins of the new Untold Documentary about his 'Jail Blazers' and how grateful he is to be able to tell his side of the story. Who was misunderstood? How has his perspective changed? And will Bonzi be the best-ever at playing our 'Top 5 Bucket Getter' game? Plus, the conversation hasn't happened until Greg Cote speaks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"HEALTH!" We have two new additions to Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases, and we'll eventually get to the second one. What do you think it was like the first time a human saw someone sneeze? Plus, Shams goes after Doc Rivers, Italy has a renewed shot at the World Cup, and Dan and Greg relive a trip to Downtown LA in the 90s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's Bill, and his son is Will?" JuJu gives us his Top 5 NBA storylines we should be talking about and continues the investigation into whether or not Greg Cote was the inspiration for Steve Carell's character in Rooster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oh, excuse me for breathing." An alarm that we refuse to listen to is going off at The Elser, so we use it to our advantage and try to get a new "Fire Starter" take segment off the ground. Greg Cote's inner monologue makes an appearance before Mike Schur joins Jeremy on this week's edition of Pitch Clock to discuss what is going wrong with his Boston Red Sox early in the MLB season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Make no mistake. Everybody's rooting for everyone's failure in every atmosphere." We dissect Zaslow's terrible question to Dusty May, and David Samson tries to defend Zas, who admits he does not deserve it. It leads Zaslow to reveal the worst professional mistake of his career, and Greg Cote thinks Zas may have taken a half step back. But once David Samson's Inner Monologue makes its debut, this hour goes completely off the rails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't want to be late for the game..." After a late night with our South Florida Sports Equinox Livestream, that began with Papi's case for the Best Musical Performance Suey Award and ended with Dan ruining Sandy Alcantara's dominant night for the Marlins, it's time for Greg Cote to get 40 carries. He hits the ground running with Numbers 24 and 23 on his list of Top Greg Cote Catchphrases. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"No one colludes better than the National Football League." Mike is furious about a needlessly salacious story about Rory McIlroy, and Tony has a new edition of Greg Cote's Back in my Day. Then, DeMaurice Smith joins the crew to discuss his years as the head of the NFLPA, what the PA can do for players and their mental health, and why he forced himself to hate the game of football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I took advantage of my uncommonly large nostrils by trying to snort a gummy." Trysta joins the show and weighs in on the Jaden Ivey and Tiger Woods situations. How responsible should Ivey's mother — the head coach of the Notre Dame women's college basketball team — be for her daughter's actions? She then tries to take a victory lap on Dan Hurley and UConn basketball, but derails the show and leads us into a discussion of Greg Cote's feet and ingesting weed gummies rectally. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We've never had so much access to so much information with so little idea as to what the hell is happening." TYT's Brett Erlich joins the show to discuss the feud between Elon Musk and Jon Stewart, then claims he follows everyone on the show, even though he barely follows anyone. After he departs, we revisit our past Looks Like March Sadness Champions and the legendary voices that have brought them through our speakers for more than a decade, and Greg Cote reveals the Final Four of Mount GregFour. Plus, Mike rips into the USMNT after another embarrassing loss in the lead-up to this summer's home World Cup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's been doing number two for 15 years." Dan wants to steal Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases from The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote, but Greg doesn't have his 24th catchphrase ready just yet. Inter Miami opens its new stadium this weekend, and Dan wonders whether teams will eventually need fans in their stadiums. Plus, Mike Ryan was at Miami Hurricanes' spring practice and calls Malachi Toney both 'baby Jesus' and a 'prodigal son.' Today's Cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike, Amin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Your solution is to put Tiger Woods in a car that is literally surrounded by cameras?" Has April Fool's Day lost its juice in a post-truth world? Tony is fascinated by the merger of Japanese and American Twitter and Greg Cote continues to be fascinated by Tiger Woods as he seeks treatment following his recent DUI arrest. Amin proposes an interesting solution for Tiger before the show pivots to an epic mistake that MLB umpire CB Bucknor made last night that has made his stint behind the dish today must-watch television. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Christopher comes with multiple balls." The games are about to get really good in Women's College Basketball, there's an update on Tiger Woods' car crash, and, because it's a Tuesday, Greg Cote unsurprisingly has a 'Back in my Day.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We're losing recipes." Greg Cote, whose voice sounds like he swallowed the sands of time, introduces us to a few new phrases from his Top 50 catchphrases, and he also tells us about the 4 categories from his Mount Gregfour, a segment with 4 Mount Gregmores in it, which, of course, are lists of 5 things, like a Top 5, but not a Top 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's where he told Chi Chi to grab the yayo." It's hard to believe, but Joe Biden called Greg Cote last week and left him a voicemail. Even harder to believe? Biden ALSO had post-cruise voice. Plus, iguanas at the Miami Open, Zaslow's greatest theatrical performance, an update of the Looks Like tournament, and the Top 5 Teams and Athletes 'Roy' Likes To Watch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They eat you up and swallow you." The trial of the century has the crew ready to go, but you know who's not? The cruise-addled Greg Cote. Also, Miami is trying to do the impossible against Mizzou, we relive the Jai Alaites of yesterday's livestream for the Cyclones, and Dan breaks down in tears over the Dolphins reportedly holding onto De'Von Achane. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Nothin' wrong with that!" JuJu is here to update the polls, but first, he has some awards to dish out to the crew for their respective days on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The professional drinkers don't count: their wives count." "I'm like a donkey with a pack on trotting around the landscape." "It's like a packing house out here, there should be hams hanging from hooks." We're well on our way to one of the all-time great Greg Cote performances. And yeah, okay, Zas said the thing about Jeter, but who cares? Semantics. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I can see where I erred." The crew relives Greg Cote's electric local sports updates from vacation, Zaslow helps ESPN figure out the most untouchable athletes, and Luka and LeBron can't play together. But before all that, Tony has to make an apology. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I saw the Dolphins canned Tua. Canned tuna." Amin is here to provide the National perspective on Bam Adebayo's record-breaking performance, why it should be celebrated, the surprise of Bam being the guy to reach 83, and how Kobe Bryant fans are reacting. We also hear from an excited-to-drink-some-rum Greg Cote about Bam's accomplishment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"When I say it, I picture myself as Chef Boyardee." Can James Harden actually take a team over the top in the postseason? How do you get concert tickets if there are 700,000 people ahead of you in line? Why does Greg Cote think every one of his thoughts is interesting? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Nobody here is surprised a Blow Pop is over a dollar?" Did you know that Texas Tech is back because Gilbert Arenas has too many cars on his lawn? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices