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On this episode of Mystery Crate, Jessica is appalled by how Greg Cote was treated during the Le Batard Show's Soup cook off. Chris Cote reveals that him and his dad have not exchanged birthday gifts in years. The crew later shares what some of their first CDs were before determining if this year's "Hard Knocks" was one of the more boring seasons in the show's history. Finally, Mike Fuentes gets distracted buying World Cup tickets while the show spoils "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" documentary on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
On this episode of Mystery Crate, Jessica is appalled by how Greg Cote was treated during the Le Batard Show's Soup cook off. Chris Cote reveals that him and his dad have not exchanged birthday gifts in years. The crew later shares what some of their first CDs were before determining if this year's "Hard Knocks" was one of the more boring seasons in the show's history. Finally, Mike Fuentes gets distracted buying World Cup tickets while the show spoils "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" documentary on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Football Americans! We've so much to get to this episode: Lamar v Allen! The long kicks! Jalen Carter's spit! The sad, sad Dolphins. And we've got the right father and son duo to tell you all about it with Greg and Chris Cote from the Dan LeBatard show. Plus, we've bring in Geoff Schwartz to explain why he fell asleep and missed what could be the best game of the season. The Super Fuentes Brothers provide knee jerk reactions to Week One from Miami, and Newsman Bradley presents Aaron Rodgers unfiltered from New York. Hyperbolic, sure. Satisfying? Of course. Football is back, America, and here to cover it is Football America! **That said. Before you hit play we gotta protect our guy, Pittsburgh Hero Ryan Clark. A lot of people out there chose to get up on Mount Pious about Clark saying Tom Brady and Drew Brees weren't generational talents. They aren't. Neither guy was a measurable physical freak. Y'see the NFL's got two basic types of QBs. 1. Specimens like Josh Allen, Andrew Luck, Cam Newton, even Jeff George. These guys can evolve into gunslingers like John Elway, Brett Favre and Ben Roethlisberger and take you to the top of Mount Lombardi. 2. Assassins like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, and Joe Montana. They've been marginalized with the name ‘game manager' but they're calculated and lethally accurate. Big game trophy hunters. That's why I call 'em ASSASSINS. In superhero terms, it's like Superman v Batman. You'd of course like the measurables of the son of Jor-el over Bruce Wayne, but that doesn't mean Batman can't win thanks to being more clever. So, descend Mount Pious and just admit Brady and Brees are the Keaton and Bale Batmans (batmen?) of the NFL. And be good with it. As for serial killers, well... Mike Tomlin can go ahead explain that one. We're stumped. Now, start the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"Whiskey. On the rocks. Let's get after it. I'm not flying the plane." Amin is here with his Weekend Observations which leads to Chris Cote giving us a Top 5 list of ways he would murder somebody. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"She said fosters." It's the long awaited return of 'Brit or Nit,' and Chris Cote makes it sexy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"I have broken up with Scarlett Johansson. It was a tough decision." Dan tells the crew why he came in second place on a bid for a documentary again, Billy pitches a new BYE Week rule to save the NFL, and Chris Cote details his big weekend at the poker table. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"I didn't mean it like that, but why do you look terrible now?" Chris Cote and Greg Cote are debating whether Greg's topics are worthy of consideration, so, naturally, Amin leans on Greg for Local Hour topics. Today's cast: Amin, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"I am not cancer-shaming, however..." Chris Cote corrects David Samson's grammar. Yes, you read that right. Newfound grammarian Chris Cote -- yes, our Chris Cote -- corrects David Samson's grammar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chris Cote calls new Greg Cote Show episode 283, out now, the “scariest” show we've done. Could it be our trip to an adult toy store? Also, Greg takes monkey bars challenge & more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris Cote calls new Greg Cote Show episode 283, out now, the “scariest” show we've done. Could it be our trip to an adult toy store? Also, Greg takes monkey bars challenge & more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris Cote is for the spread, JuJu recaps his time at WNBA All-Star Weekend, and Pablo Torre wins the inaugural edition of Playa of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Steven Spielberg's "JAWS" turns 50 years old and Chris Cote has a confession about the classic film. Later, Billy joins the show while Chris and Jeremy both release exclusive Mystery Crate Top 5s! Also, the crew is curious and cautious about Dan's intentions inviting a barber to the studio next week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Steven Spielberg's "JAWS" turns 50 years old and Chris Cote has a confession about the classic film. Later, Billy joins the show while Chris and Jeremy both release exclusive Mystery Crate Top 5s! Also, the crew is curious and cautious about Dan's intentions inviting a barber to the studio next week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"I said it, I mean it." We have breaking Uno news, a delineation between journalist and snitch, and a new descriptor for Caitlin Clark. Plus, JuJu updates some hugely important polls from today's show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tony is in a small pickle about his brother's upcoming bachelor party and the craters try to help him find a way to resolve it. Jessica makes the case for July as a good sports month, Fuentes wants Chris Cote to size down his Starbucks order and Tony learns that vacations aren't quite the same once you have a kid. Finally, the crew discusses more unpopular opinions from the internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tony is in a small pickle about his brother's upcoming bachelor party and the craters try to help him find a way to resolve it. Jessica makes the case for July as a good sports month, Fuentes wants Chris Cote to size down his Starbucks order and Tony learns that vacations aren't quite the same once you have a kid. Finally, the crew discusses more unpopular opinions from the internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The greatest rivalry in golf — Steph Curry against Mardy Fish in Tahoe — is back, Chris Cote relates to an NBA rookie more than he ever has, Mike Ryan admits that Brad Marchand is a Panther legend, and American tennis is better than ever, despite Greg Cote saying America is bad at tennis a few days ago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"This is a semantics argument." We're popping champagne with a sword over the excitement around the introduction of Chris Cote's Limited Fake Mike Ryan as Jonathan Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chris Cote insists the road team in hockey has an advantage in the 2nd period because of the distance traveled for line changes, and even as Domonique draws a literal diagram to explain why he's wrong, he only gains more confidence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jess returns to Mystery Crate just in time for Billy to open up some of her mail that's piling up at the Meadowlark Media studio. The show remembers pitchman Billy Mays and how a certain product almost killed Billy. Later, Chris Cote learns that central air conditioning isn't everywhere, Amin doesn't see the hype around Portillo's and Jess has a new Mystery Crate exclusive Top 5! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jess returns to Mystery Crate just in time for Billy to open up some of her mail that's piling up at the Meadowlark Media studio. The show remembers pitchman Billy Mays and how a certain product almost killed Billy. Later, Chris Cote learns that central air conditioning isn't everywhere, Amin doesn't see the hype around Portillo's and Jess has a new Mystery Crate exclusive Top 5! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chris Cote wonders how malicious "Scam Likely" calls really are, Roy shares the story of how his wedding rings were stolen the day before his wedding, Billy points out the difference in Dr. Pepper soda bottles, and Roy tells the story of how him and his wife got together and how she used an alias before they met. Is Roy's wife a spy? Is Roy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chris Cote wonders how malicious "Scam Likely" calls really are, Roy shares the story of how his wedding rings were stolen the day before his wedding, Billy points out the difference in Dr. Pepper soda bottles, and Roy tells the story of how him and his wife got together and how she used an alias before they met. Is Roy's wife a spy? Is Roy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tim Kurkjian is one of Dan's math friends, and while he's here to play the Looks Like game and give us all sorts of peculiar tidbits about Major League Baseball, he also buzzes the tower while Chris Cote eats a Blizzard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It's Chris Cote's birthday on this brand new edition of Mystery Crate! The crew discusses if Dan has ever gone on a fishing trip, Chris Cote's inability to work on his own car, what topics they have to lie there way through with friends, if beach vacations suck and Billy shares a story about a family trip to Pigeon Forge before questioning Mike's skills as a "Mountain Man." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It's Chris Cote's birthday on this brand new edition of Mystery Crate! The crew discusses if Dan has ever gone on a fishing trip, Chris Cote's inability to work on his own car, what topics they have to lie there way through with friends, if beach vacations suck and Billy shares a story about a family trip to Pigeon Forge before questioning Mike's skills as a "Mountain Man." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Amin once joined Jake from State Farm's entourage. Jeremy befriended the people beside him on his Spirit flights, but Tony and Billy don't believe him. Chris Cote feels vindicated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The crew tries to decide what has had producer Mike down the last few days before he reveals that he had to visit his doctor to drop off a "package." Chris Cote is worried about his latest trip to the dermatologist and wonders if his doctor is too young. Finally, Chris Cote claims to know exactly what to say to cops when he gets pulled over. Officer Tony is on the scene to test this theory. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The crew tries to decide what has had producer Mike down the last few days before he reveals that he had to visit his doctor to drop off a "package." Chris Cote is worried about his latest trip to the dermatologist and wonders if his doctor is too young. Finally, Chris Cote claims to know exactly what to say to cops when he gets pulled over. Officer Tony is on the scene to test this theory. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chris Cote slayed his best man speech, but will it spark his brother Michael to start an OnlyDans for his feet? Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Greg Cote, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The crew advises Chris Cote on his upcoming Best Man speech, and Billy Gil wants you to know he'll NEVER play for JJ Redick. Today's cast: Stugotz, Izzy, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Amin Elhassan's Weekend Observations lead us to Chris Cote's experience with the garter toss, which concerns the rest of the crew. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
AND JuJu's Top 5 Underrated Annoyances. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"Steven's mom? That's the difference here?" After examining an underrated annoyance of Chris Cote's, Stugotz delivers his Weekend Observations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We're headed to The Church of Chris Cote this Good Friday as the crew tries to apply the 'yes and' skills they learned from Andrew Santino yesterday. Today's cast: Amin, Izzy, Chris, Jeremy, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The boys of Mystery Crate are relegated to Studio B to discuss their feelings about their children growing up before their eyes. Later, Mike Fuentes educates the guys on some of Sabrina Carpenter's risque music, Amin shares his thoughts on LeBron James starring in a mobile gaming ad and Chris Cote tries to convince the room that talking to animals is better than being able to speak every language on planet Earth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The boys of Mystery Crate are relegated to Studio B to discuss their feelings about their children growing up before their eyes. Later, Mike Fuentes educates the guys on some of Sabrina Carpenter's risque music, Amin shares his thoughts on LeBron James starring in a mobile gaming ad and Chris Cote tries to convince the room that talking to animals is better than being able to speak every language on planet Earth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chris Cote tries to figure out a way to sell his wife's feet pictures on Only Fans without having to promote it. The crew discusses the horrors of moving and what a pain furniture delivery can be. And Mike Fuentes shares his meet up with pop star Becky G and if telling someone they smell good is a compliment that could land in a weird spot with a stranger. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chris Cote tries to figure out a way to sell his wife's feet pictures on Only Fans without having to promote it. The crew discusses the horrors of moving and what a pain furniture delivery can be. And Mike Fuentes shares his meet up with pop star Becky G and if telling someone they smell good is a compliment that could land in a weird spot with a stranger. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Someone in our Shipping Container called other people at the company "short-sighted morons." Who was it, and why did they do it? We kick off today's show by celebrating the legendary Diana Taurasi as she announced her retirement yesterday. Then, was Nico Harrison ogling Luka Doncic last night? Yearning? Creeping? Longing? The crew shares their takeaways from the first game between the Dallas Mavericks and Los Angeles Lakers since the blockbuster Doncic trade. Plus, Amin is now a movie star and wants to ensure everyone knows it. Also, is Chris Cote a bad son for not calling his dad after his procedure? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Pat Forde has done some tremendous reporting on the gambling scandals across sports happening right now, and he joins the show to break down the details of his reporting. Then, Taylor has been producing purposefully bad content, including our take line, and Michael Kay blew Dan away with his killer dance moves in an elevator. Plus, we play the first rendition of Chris Cote's new game: "Patriotic or Annoying?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Is it a Greg Cote Monday? Confermaned. Dan begins the show by asking Roy how he believes Chris Cote is doing as the show's Executive Producer. That's leadership. Then, after a new song making fun of sleep farting, Dan has questions about how to determine the bonafides of news breakers as the people breaking the news continue to shift from old-school journalists to people with skin in the game. Is Greg Cote the king of a small kingdom? Does Mike's CanesInsight have better information than everyone else on the UM beat? Is Jay Lucas officially the next Miami basketball coach? And what does Gary Ferman have to do with all of this? Plus, Billy is the authentic and understated news breaker of the bunch, but Tony has some issues with Billy's lack of gusto within his reporting. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Billy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
How would you react if a puck hit you in the face in the middle of a hockey broadcast? Also, the crew relives an awkward moment from Dan at this past weekend's South Beach Wine and Food Festival. Then, legendary college basketball coach Rick Barnes of the Tennessee Volunteers joins the show to discuss why he'd rather be at practice than talking with us, his love of NASCAR, the Yankees of his youth, and the Summer of '49. He also explains what he learned throughout his career from Bobby Knight, T.J. Ford, Richard Petty, and Kevin Durant before playing a game of Shot For Your Life. Plus, Patrick Willis joins the NFL Hall of Fame, Chris Cote has a great "looks like" for David Baker, and Roy has an Alexander Ovechkin Stat of the Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
JuJu Gotti is here to tell Stugotz where he can hear some more Jalen Hurts praise, thank Jeremy for his not during the conversation about where Chris Cote lives, criticize Samson for snitching on Chris, and deliver the first ever Blagacki. Plus, JuJu updates the polls about pennies, cocaine, and bad smells. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Domonique Foxworth joins the show and begins with a motivational speech to Chris Cote before explaining why he asks for permission to "take it back to the 90s." Domonique chats with the crew about talking his way into parties, Amin's child's first flagrant foul, Charlie Kravitz's Dan impression and his experience with Jayden Daniels, and he leaves by imparting some advice. Then, have you ever been such a fan of someone that you've told them they changed your life? Plus, Turkey Vultures and breaking NBA Trade Deadline news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Do you think Jerry Jones knew his role on Landman was a scripted show or did he believe it was a documentary? Dan, Amin, and Hawk discuss the dollar store and whether or not it's appropriate to still call it the dollar store in the midst of inflation causing prices to go above a dollar. Then, Dwyane Wade announced he had 40 percent of his kidney removed due to a cancerous tumor in 2023, and it leads the crew to a conversation on checking in with the doctor and, ultimately, the interesting position athletes are put in with pain management. Plus, the greatest play of Hawk's career, a walk-off home run call for a home run that was NOT a walk-off, and Chris Cote's Jay Gruden impression. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Washington Wizards offend Amin, and even though David Samson is here, Dan insists on starting with Amin's complaints before going to our bad team expert in David. Then, where were you when Mark Hendrickson started on Opening Day for 65-inch David Samson's Marlins? Plus, stand-ins for team photos, Chris Cote's limited fake Dave Van Horne, and another game of "Would You Attend Their Funeral?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We want to kick off another Greg Cote Tuesday, but first, Greg has to tie up some loose ends. There was a NFL Playoff game last night as the Los Angeles Rams beat the Minnesota Vikings, but it's more important that we find out what Greg's loose ends actually are and determine the difference between a loose end and any other menial task. Then, would Greg be okay with his wife cheating on him once if she properly wrapped every gift with wrapping paper instead of using a gift bag? Plus, William Shakespeare makes his second appearance on the show in as many days, Greg's book deal and horse syndicate, Billy's helium dilemma, and the difference between a guy vs. THE guy. Also, Chris Cote has the most original Sam Darnold take you'll hear in sports media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
After kicking off the hour with a new beat for Gelo feat. Lavar Ball, Stugotz calls Mike Vrabel the most overrated coach in NFL history. Then, did Williams Shakespeare invent every modern phrase? Did he invent swagger? Plus, A.J. Brown is a big reader, Greg "teaches" the crew about Mike the headless chicken, and Chris Cote did what he could to kill a cockroach this morning. Also, it's time for Stugotz's Weekend Observations including the Washington Commanders, Jordan Like, the Patrick Mahomes of Ryan Tannehills, Jim Harblah, and an affair with a pint of Baskin Robbins ice cream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices