Podcast appearances and mentions of chris cote

On this episode of Mystery Crate, things spiral immediately.Mike Fuentes attempts to defeat Chris Cote by taking on the 6 McDonald's cheeseburger challenge — can he actually finish six McDonald's cheeseburgers in one sitting? From there, the show derails into a full-blown argument about the Renaissance Festival (Ren Faire) — is dressing up medieval and drinking all day harmless fun, or is it officially “dorky”? The crew debates nerd vs dork culture, tailgates vs Ren Fests, and whether calling something “dorky” is secretly an insult.We also:-Try beef bacon and compare it to pork bacon (yes, this gets serious)-Debate Game of Thrones vs Lord of the Rings-Pitch a George R.R. Martin hot tub sitcom theory about why he hasn't finished Game Of Thrones-React to viral AI LeBron James videos-Develop a brand-new fear of sinkholes in Florida-Talk Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and the future of the Game of Thrones universe If you're here for fast food challenges, fantasy book conspiracies, Ren Faire arguments, or pure Mystery Crate nonsense — this episode has all of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's episode of the World's Greatest Action Sports Podcast, Chris and Todd are finally back together at Monday M.A.S.S. HQ for a solid episode where they talk about Olympic judging, the good the bad and the ugly in Italy, Red Bull Heavy Metal Boston, King & Queen of Corbet's 2026, Todd goes mega-rant, Matt Meola Surf Doc rips, North Shore floods, Kolohe Andino and family survive gnarly housefire, a bunch of sponsorship news, Ryan Sheckler randomly on Zero, Mexico drug war strands surfers and skaters, lots of questions answered, and so much more. Presented By:   Sun Bum @sunbum Odie's Pizza @odiespizza Mammoth Mountain @mammothmountain VEIA @veiasupplies New Greens @newgreens Spy Optic @spyoptic Hansen Surfboards @hansensurf Bachan's Japanese BBQ Sauce @trybachans Pannikin Coffee And Tea @pannikincoffeeandtea Bubs Naturals @bubsnaturals Mint Tours @minttours Die Cut Stickers @diecutstickersdotcom Vesyl Shipping @vesylapp   Camp Shred is coming! March 7-8 at San Elijo Campgrounds, Cardiff By The Sea, California.  

On this week's episode of the World's Greatest Action Sports Podcast, Chris and Todd talk via Starlink all about Olympic snowboarding, Todd shows us his O-face, Scotty James, Women's Halfpipe drama, Howard Stern talk's about Hot Toddy's open mic moment, we reveal yet another open mic moment "I have a theory", Chris went snowboarding, Tropicali rules, some questions answered and so much more.  Presented By: Odie's Pizza @odiespizza Mammoth Mountain @mammothmountain Sun Bum @sunbum One Wheel @onewheel VEIA @veiasupplies New Greens @newgreens Spy Optic @spyoptic Hansen Surfboards @hansensurf Bachan's Japanese BBQ Sauce @trybachans Pannikin Coffee And Tea @pannikincoffeeandtea Bubs Naturals @bubsnaturals Mint Tours @minttours Die Cut Stickers @diecutstickersdotcom Vesyl Shipping @vesylapp   Camp Shred is coming! March 7-8 at San Elijo Campgrounds, Cardiff By The Sea, California.

Chris Cote attempts the ultimate McDonald's cheeseburger challenge — how many plain McDonald's cheeseburgers can he eat in one show? We set the over/under at 5.5 burgers, the burgers hit the table, and Chris hits the wall (with the mic paying the price).Then we jump into the viral ChatGPT celebrity parents trend and let AI pick our “celebrity mom and dad”… and it gets WEIRD (Roy gets an all-time pairing, Jess gets absolutely robbed, and everyone's face gets “AI'd” into chaos). Plus: Winter Olympics talk, curling discourse, the “quad god” figure skating hype, and the crew realizing AI fake videos are getting too real to spot.If you're into food challenges, McDonald's, AI trends, and chaotic sports-adjacent conversations… this one's for you.Subscribe for more Mystery Crate: new episodes, dumb debates, and challenges that should not be attempted during the workday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You have no whimsy!" Can Sam Darnold have the greatest QB story ever if another guy was using his right arm to put pinto beans on the shelf? Can anyone on the show, other than Chris Cote, determine whether someone is a ginger? Does anyone enjoy a parody song as much as Jeremy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's episode of the World's Greatest Action Sports Podcast, Chris and Todd talk via satellite as the only action sports podcast with boots on the ground at the Olympics. The boys talk about Todd's viral hot mic moment that took over the world and made him a meme once again, it was the "that was boring" heard 'round the world. There is talk of penis-gate, we get the inside scoop on the Olympic village, Gabriel Medina in the snow, the Phil Shao doc, some big air talk, and Chris breaks down a few more news items including the Thriller At Killers, San Diego Super Swell, Superbowl Bad Bunny, and so much more. This is the first show in the new era of The Monday M.A.S.S., higher quality, same dumb talk, enjoy. Presented By: Odie's Pizza @odiespizza Mammoth Mountain @mammothmountain Sun Bum @sunbum One Wheel @onewheel VEIA @veiasupplies New Greens @newgreens Spy Optic @spyoptic Hansen Surfboards @hansensurf Bachan's Japanese BBQ Sauce @trybachans Pannikin Coffee And Tea @pannikincoffeeandtea Bubs Naturals @bubsnaturals Mint Tours @minttours Die Cut Stickers @diecutstickersdotcom Vesyl Shipping @vesylapp   Camp Shred is coming! March 7-8 at San Elijo Campgrounds, Cardiff By The Sea, California.

On this week's episode of the World's Greatest Action Sports Podcast, Chris and Robot Todd talk via satellite as the only action sports podcast with boots on the ground at the Olympics. The boys talk about Todd's viral hot mic moment that took over the world and made him a meme once again, it was the "that was boring" heard 'round the world. There is talk of penis-gate, we get the inside scoop on the Olympic village, Gabriel Medina in the snow, the Phil Shao doc, some big air talk, and Chris breaks down a few more news items including the Thriller At Killers, San Diego Super Swell, Superbowl Bad Bunny, and so much more. This is the first show in the new era of The Monday M.A.S.S., higher quality, same dumb talk, enjoy. Presented By: Odie's Pizza @odiespizza Mammoth Mountain @mammothmountain Sun Bum @sunbum One Wheel @onewheel VEIA @veiasupplies New Greens @newgreens Spy Optic @spyoptic Hansen Surfboards @hansensurf Bachan's Japanese BBQ Sauce @trybachans Pannikin Coffee And Tea @pannikincoffeeandtea Bubs Naturals @bubsnaturals Mint Tours @minttours Die Cut Stickers @diecutstickersdotcom Vesyl Shipping @vesylapp   Camp Shred is coming! March 7-8 at San Elijo Campgrounds, Cardiff By The Sea, California.

After the show's successful experiment of having Zas try different sodas, Roy is forced to try a random item from the studio's kitchen. The show then explores the ghosts of Super Bowls past as they remember moments from the last few Super Bowls the show has traveled too. Chris Cote then questions the judging of the The Westminster Kennel Club dog show. Later, Jessica has no idea the segment has ended and Cote is challenged to see how many McDonald's Cheeseburgers he can eat in an hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After the show's successful experiment of having Zas try different sodas, Roy is forced to try a random item from the studio's kitchen. The show then explores the ghosts of Super Bowls past as they remember moments from the last few Super Bowls the show has traveled too. Chris Cote then questions the judging of the The Westminster Kennel Club dog show. Later, Jessica has no idea the segment has ended and Cote is challenged to see how many McDonald's Cheeseburgers he can eat in an hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oh, his name is 'Tay Law' now?!" Ahead of NFL Championship Weekend, Domonique Foxworth is here to have his time wasted by discussing LeBron James and the Lakers, Chris Cote's lunch heater, the weirdest thing he's eaten in the car, and the Cheesecake Factory menu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On a lean episode if Mystery Crate, the crew discusses the proper way to be a house guest when you take a trip or the best way to not be one at all. Chris Cote believes he is on a hot streak when it comes to ordering good food and suggests he can manipulate his daughter into ordering things he wants to try. Finally, the crew deep dives the hit HBO hockey/love story "Heated Rivalry." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On a lean episode if Mystery Crate, the crew discusses the proper way to be a house guest when you take a trip or the best way to not be one at all. Chris Cote believes he is on a hot streak when it comes to ordering good food and suggests he can manipulate his daughter into ordering things he wants to try. Finally, the crew deep dives the hit HBO hockey/love story "Heated Rivalry." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys bring Rose in on an impromptu game of Dominoes annoying Mike Fuentes who is just trying to do a podcast. The crew then quickly gives their takes on the finale of Netflix's "Stranger Things" before diving in to Chipotle's new ridiculous high protein menu. Chris Cote then figures out what type of water heater he has in his house and finally we ask Roy, "Whose Snore is This?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys bring Rose in on an impromptu game of Dominoes annoying Mike Fuentes who is just trying to do a podcast. The crew then quickly gives their takes on the finale of Netflix's "Stranger Things" before diving in to Chipotle's new ridiculous high protein menu. Chris Cote then figures out what type of water heater he has in his house and finally we ask Roy, "Whose Snore is This?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of The World's Greatest Action Sports Podcast, Chris and Todd talk about the Tom Schaar is your Monday M.A.S.S. MasterSkater Of The Year, Nazaré, The ISA World Junior Surfing Championship in Peru, Florence Pipe Pro, Chris Joslin is your 2025 Thrasher Mag SOTY, tiger shark meets doodle dog, Point Break television series, Joel Tudor has beef, Chris appears on BEEFS TV, Jin Woo's shorts bother us, Crail Couch is back, Mikey Taylor is the new mayor, Shane Borland's part is sick, the Whiskey snow movie series gets the doc treatment, Todd is a helmet guy now, Bode Merrill goes off in new video, your questions answered, and more. This episode dedicated to the memory of our fallen homie, Devin Curran, we'll miss you bro.   Presented By: Mammoth Mountain @mammothmountain Sun Bum @sunbum One Wheel @onewheel VEIA @veiasupplies New Greens @newgreens Spy Optic @spyoptic Hansen Surfboards @hansensurf Bachan's Japanese BBQ Sauce @trybachans Pannikin Coffee And Tea @pannikincoffeeandtea Bubs Naturals @bubsnaturals Mint Tours @minttours The PLATFRM @theplatfrm Die Cut Stickers @diecutstickersdotcom Vesyl Shipping @vesylapp

On this episode of The World's Greatest Action Sports Podcast, Chris and Todd talk about the Tom Schaar is your Monday M.A.S.S. MasterSkater Of The Year, Nazaré, The ISA World Junior Surfing Championship in Peru, Florence Pipe Pro, Chris Joslin is your 2025 Thrasher Mag SOTY, tiger shark meets doodle dog, Point Break television series, Joel Tudor has beef, Chris appears on BEEFS TV, Jin Woo's shorts bother us, Crail Couch is back, Mikey Taylor is the new mayor, Shane Borland's part is sick, the Whiskey snow movie series gets the doc treatment, Todd is a helmet guy now, Bode Merrill goes off in new video, your questions answered, and more. This episode dedicated to the memory of our fallen homie, Devin Curran, we'll miss you bro.   Presented By: Mammoth Mountain @mammothmountain Sun Bum @sunbum One Wheel @onewheel VEIA @veiasupplies New Greens @newgreens Spy Optic @spyoptic Hansen Surfboards @hansensurf Bachan's Japanese BBQ Sauce @trybachans Pannikin Coffee And Tea @pannikincoffeeandtea Bubs Naturals @bubsnaturals Mint Tours @minttours The PLATFRM @theplatfrm Die Cut Stickers @diecutstickersdotcom Vesyl Shipping @vesylapp

The crew kicks things off with Chris Cote trying to get out the door to head to Fort Myers for an important family movie screening. From there, they dive into the world of social media and why certain trends have become downright terrible content. They also break down the conclusion of Tim Robinson's "The Chair Company," debating what it all means. Finally, the crew reflects on what the future may hold for Mystery Crate — new ideas, new energy, and possibly fewer terrible trends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew kicks things off with Chris Cote trying to get out the door to head to Fort Myers for an important family movie screening. From there, they dive into the world of social media and why certain trends have become downright terrible content. They also break down the conclusion of Tim Robinson's "The Chair Company," debating what it all means. Finally, the crew reflects on what the future may hold for Mystery Crate — new ideas, new energy, and possibly fewer terrible trends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have you ever traded someone out of pettiness?" David has a strong take on Giannis Antetokounmpo... and movies... and Kyle Tucker... and remorse... and Chris Cote's intelligence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of the World's Greatest Action Sports Podcast, Chris and Todd talk about the 2025Hawaiian Triple Crown Of Surfing, the four horsemen of the apocalypse have fulfilled the prophecy, John John, Gabriel Carissa, and Steph all returning to tour in 2026. Mammoth Mountain is open and going off, The Eddie window is opening, One-Wheel Antic Bike rips, Greyson Fletcher Doc and video part both drop and both rule, Gifted Hater goes down the Brandon Biebel wormhole, One Battle After Another isn't that great, must-hear pro tip for your first snowboarding session of the season, the worst F—k Mary Kill of them all, lots of questions answered, and so much more. Presented By: Mammoth Mountain! @mammothmountain Sun Bum @sunbum One Wheel @onewheel New Greens @newgreens Spy Optic @spyoptic Hansen Surfboards @hansensurf Bachan's Japanese BBQ Sauce @trybachans Pannikin Coffee And Tea @pannikincoffeeandtea Bubs Naturals @bubsnaturals Mint Tours @minttours The PLATFRM @theplatfrm Die Cut Stickers @diecutstickersdotcom Vesyl Shipping @vesylapp VEIA @veiasupplies

Tensions are high as the crew revisits who's brave enough to say they don't want turkey this year for Thanksgiving. Chris Cote introduces his new dog, Samantha Bennett. Then it's a spirited argument about when it's actually acceptable to put up Christmas decorations, followed by a Jess sharing a realization that the U.S. government still hasn't figured out how to phase out the penny. Finally, being a weather person may be really hard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tensions are high as the crew revisits who's brave enough to say they don't want turkey this year for Thanksgiving. Chris Cote introduces his new dog, Samantha Bennett. Then it's a spirited argument about when it's actually acceptable to put up Christmas decorations, followed by a Jess sharing a realization that the U.S. government still hasn't figured out how to phase out the penny. Finally, being a weather person may be really hard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew kicks things off by sharing their go-to breakfast orders — from elite diner pancakes to the underrated glory of a bacon-egg-and-cheese. Then it's on to the mysterious science of freezers and how food disappears once it enters Chris Cote's. Somehow that leads to Tom Brady allegedly cloning his dog (because of course he does), and a wild conversation about how Sora AI videos are starting to blur the line between real and ridiculous. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew kicks things off by sharing their go-to breakfast orders — from elite diner pancakes to the underrated glory of a bacon-egg-and-cheese. Then it's on to the mysterious science of freezers and how food disappears once it enters Chris Cote's. Somehow that leads to Tom Brady allegedly cloning his dog (because of course he does), and a wild conversation about how Sora AI videos are starting to blur the line between real and ridiculous. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It can't be a grower." The rats don't run New York City, but they might run Miami. Jessica is here to weigh in on the College Football Playoff rankings and help the crew determine how far this Chris Cote punishment needs to go. Zas also introduces a new game: "YOU KNOW 'BOUT THAT?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... yeah." Braun Strowman is our new best friend, and he's here to tell us all about his new show called 'Everything On the Menu,' give Chris Cote some lubricity advice, and answer Zaslow's sucka questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Another Halloween has crept up on the Mystery Crate crew and they are trying their best to be dressed for the season. Chris Cote makes a shocking admission, we wonder where is the worst place on the body to get a pimple, Dictionary.com picks their word of the year and Jessica continues to see A list celebrities on the streets of New York City. Have a happy and safe Halloween everyone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Another Halloween has crept up on the Mystery Crate crew and they are trying their best to be dressed for the season. Chris Cote makes a shocking admission, we wonder where is the worst place on the body to get a pimple, Dictionary.com picks their word of the year and Jessica continues to see A list celebrities on the streets of New York City. Have a happy and safe Halloween everyone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"My wife always says 'no ass'." It's an absolutely chaotic hour with a loaded shipping container that includes Dave Dameshek, JuJu Gotti, Kash Patel, Amin Elhassan, Tony, and a thin-assed Chris Cote. Jeremy manages to talk about Trey Yesavage for 37 minutes, Zaslow is trying to get laid, and we go to the DenTek Bucket. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Your name is Charles, and you're playing in MY arena." Are the Heat good? Are the Panthers bad? Is Dan absolutely drunk with Power? The answer might be yes to all three. Also, the 35-year Voice of the Miami Heat, Michael Baiamonte, joins the show to say all of the things Chris Cote grew up on including "TOOOOOOOO MANY STEPS," "Luol Deng," and "TWO MINUTES: DOS MINUUUUUTOS!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jessica is excited for her upcoming family wedding on Notre Dame's bye week. Chris Cote wants to know what everyone's favorite doodle is, Mike Fuentes advocates for a solo trip to Iceland and Cintia is excited for everyone's Halloween costumes. Later, Chris calls Billy to see if he wants to play another round of Jessica's New York Celeb Watch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jessica is excited for her upcoming family wedding on Notre Dame's bye week. Chris Cote wants to know what everyone's favorite doodle is, Mike Fuentes advocates for a solo trip to Iceland and Cintia is excited for everyone's Halloween costumes. Later, Chris calls Billy to see if he wants to play another round of Jessica's New York Celeb Watch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I am a character. My name isn't even Mike." Terry Rozier, Chauncey Billups, and Damon Jones were arrested by the FBI this morning, and the details unfolded as we were live for our Local Hour. Come for Mike Ryan's celebration, stay for questions about whether or not Chris Cote is next. Also, you remember that Game 7 of the 2005 Eastern Conference Finals? Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Notre Dame and USC on Saturday. Chiefs v Raiders and Dallas v Washington on Sunday. Three words for rivalry games - ooh, la and la. USC Legend Matt Leinart knows a thing or two about that game. He shares what's great about South Bend, Indiana. And then shares why giving blood is the easiest way to save lives. (Find out more: BigTen.Org/Abbott). Then Chris Cote joins the show to work through the top five games to watch this weekend, along with the reason why Oreos are a superior dunking cookie. Punk Legend Henry Rollins makes an appearance, too. We think. Don't fact check us on that one. But Dave Dameshek and the gang have the necessary prep to make the Week 7 NFL weekend soar on Football America! (Photo by Mike Stewart/AP) Timestamps: (00:00:00-00:02:45) Monologue - Rivalries (00:02:45-00:22:48) Matt Leinart on South Bend and Blood and Rivalries (00:22:48-00:43:53) Top Five Game with Chris Cote (00:43:53-00:49:42) Pick Six AUDIO Football America! is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/football-america/id1831757512 Follow us: Dave Dameshek: https://x.com/dameshek Matt Leinart: https://x.com/MattLeinartQB Chris Cote: https://x.com/__chriscote Host: Dave Dameshek Guests: Matt Leinart, Chris Cote Team: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes, Bradley Campbell Director: Danny Benitez Senior Producers: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes Executive Producer: Bradley Campbell Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Chicago Bears, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, Los Angeles Chargers, Los Angeles Rams, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, New York Jets, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tennessee Titans, Washington Commanders Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Craters have survived yet another promised rapture much to their dismay. Mike Fuentes introduces Tony to the "Dark Forest Hypothesis," Chris Cote shares his Top 10 white "sauces," Tony shows the crew how to tie their shoes and Jessica wants you to know it's ok to be a tourist doing touristy things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Craters have survived yet another promised rapture much to their dismay. Mike Fuentes introduces Tony to the "Dark Forest Hypothesis," Chris Cote shares his Top 10 white "sauces," Tony shows the crew how to tie their shoes and Jessica wants you to know it's ok to be a tourist doing touristy things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I can't praise UM enough." It's time to celebrate the University of Miami Hurricanes for not losing the game they have traditionally lost for the last two decades. Is this team going undefeated with several first-round picks and the best defense in the country, or is it a bunch of Malachi? Plus, Michael Irvin has a lot of energy, Chris Cote's wife ruins what could have been one of the best days of his life, Greg has a great moment at an Italian restaurant, and a breakdown of the semantics of a heated conversation. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

" You guys don't freshwater fish, do you?" It's time to revisit what might be Chris Cote's worst sports take of all-time and discuss Bill Belichick's blowout loss at UCF over the weekend, but first, Paul Maurice graces the show with his presence as Zaslow and the Shipping Container have a hard time keeping it together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Everybody knows if you're looking for somebody and can't find them they're dead...anybody checked on Chris Cote?" Dan doesn't preview games so we talk about everything we possibly can besides this weekend's Florida-Miami game including the reaction to the cancellation of Jimmy Kimmel's show, Gino Torretta's Heisman season, Indiana-Illinois, and Zas's movie theater selling pickles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Baker Mayfield is better than both Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes by a wide margin." - Dan Le Batard Greg is furious at traffic, but don't worry: he still has the wherewithal to compare Cam Newton's career to Mark Moseley's. Also, Dan begins his career as a hot take artist, Jeff Conine finally answers Chris Cote's text, Tony delivers his Top 5 QBs He Trusts Most At The End of the Game, and Tua irks Big Mac. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of Mystery Crate, Jessica is appalled by how Greg Cote was treated during the Le Batard Show's Soup cook off. Chris Cote reveals that him and his dad have not exchanged birthday gifts in years. The crew later shares what some of their first CDs were before determining if this year's "Hard Knocks" was one of the more boring seasons in the show's history. Finally, Mike Fuentes gets distracted buying World Cup tickets while the show spoils "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" documentary on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of Mystery Crate, Jessica is appalled by how Greg Cote was treated during the Le Batard Show's Soup cook off. Chris Cote reveals that him and his dad have not exchanged birthday gifts in years. The crew later shares what some of their first CDs were before determining if this year's "Hard Knocks" was one of the more boring seasons in the show's history. Finally, Mike Fuentes gets distracted buying World Cup tickets while the show spoils "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" documentary on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Football Americans! We've so much to get to this episode: Lamar v Allen! The long kicks! Jalen Carter's spit! The sad, sad Dolphins. And we've got the right father and son duo to tell you all about it with Greg and Chris Cote from the Dan LeBatard show. Plus, we've bring in Geoff Schwartz to explain why he fell asleep and missed what could be the best game of the season. The Super Fuentes Brothers provide knee jerk reactions to Week One from Miami, and Newsman Bradley presents Aaron Rodgers unfiltered from New York. Hyperbolic, sure. Satisfying? Of course. Football is back, America, and here to cover it is Football America! **That said. Before you hit play we gotta protect our guy, Pittsburgh Hero Ryan Clark. A lot of people out there chose to get up on Mount Pious about Clark saying Tom Brady and Drew Brees weren't generational talents. They aren't. Neither guy was a measurable physical freak. Y'see the NFL's got two basic types of QBs. 1. Specimens like Josh Allen, Andrew Luck, Cam Newton, even Jeff George. These guys can evolve into gunslingers like John Elway, Brett Favre and Ben Roethlisberger and take you to the top of Mount Lombardi. 2. Assassins like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, and Joe Montana. They've been marginalized with the name ‘game manager' but they're calculated and lethally accurate. Big game trophy hunters. That's why I call 'em ASSASSINS. In superhero terms, it's like Superman v Batman. You'd of course like the measurables of the son of Jor-el over Bruce Wayne, but that doesn't mean Batman can't win thanks to being more clever. So, descend Mount Pious and just admit Brady and Brees are the Keaton and Bale Batmans (batmen?) of the NFL. And be good with it. As for serial killers, well... Mike Tomlin can go ahead explain that one. We're stumped. Now, start the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Whiskey. On the rocks. Let's get after it. I'm not flying the plane." Amin is here with his Weekend Observations which leads to Chris Cote giving us a Top 5 list of ways he would murder somebody. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"She said fosters." It's the long awaited return of 'Brit or Nit,' and Chris Cote makes it sexy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I have broken up with Scarlett Johansson. It was a tough decision." Dan tells the crew why he came in second place on a bid for a documentary again, Billy pitches a new BYE Week rule to save the NFL, and Chris Cote details his big weekend at the poker table. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I didn't mean it like that, but why do you look terrible now?" Chris Cote and Greg Cote are debating whether Greg's topics are worthy of consideration, so, naturally, Amin leans on Greg for Local Hour topics. Today's cast: Amin, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I am not cancer-shaming, however..." Chris Cote corrects David Samson's grammar. Yes, you read that right. Newfound grammarian Chris Cote -- yes, our Chris Cote -- corrects David Samson's grammar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris Cote is for the spread, JuJu recaps his time at WNBA All-Star Weekend, and Pablo Torre wins the inaugural edition of Playa of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I said it, I mean it." We have breaking Uno news, a delineation between journalist and snitch, and a new descriptor for Caitlin Clark. Plus, JuJu updates some hugely important polls from today's show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices