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Twink Wars is a podcast where a some grown-up humans talk about teenage werewolves. Specifically Teen Wolf, the MTV show they love but also think is kind of bad a lot of the time! Join us to nitpick the sh!t out of every aspect of the show, come up with back stories and motivations that the writers didn't bother with and go on random tangents about various other pieces of media we enjoy. We release new episodes whenever the vibes are right. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

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    • Jul 17, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 49: Bienvenido a México

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 73:41


    No, we did not quit after the end of Season 3. Even if some of us may have wanted to.... We're back and talking about Season 4, Episode 1 - The Dark Moon. And since we're starting a new season, it's time for a field trip! Malia has officially joined the pack and everyone's still a little sad about one of their best friends dying but not enough to dedicate more than one conversation to it. Also Derek gets buried alive.

    Wolf Bites 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2024 19:55


    This is a short one, but don't worry, it's also incredibly outdated. We rant about Madame Web and the confusing Sony business model for these movies and Rashad tells us about Argyle. Jen and I hadn't seen anything, other than how hot Dua Lipa was at the Grammys (remember when the Grammys happened?).

    Episode 48: It's All Down Hill From Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2024 59:10


    Pour one out for the best villain: Void Stiles. You will be missed, you absolute legend... We'll also miss half the supporting cast that we'll never see again for basically no reason... Meanwhile, a past villain no one missed is back. Anyway, we may never rate an episode this high again!

    Episode 47: RIP To A Real One

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2024 116:27


    Welcome to the Saddest Episode of Teen Wolf: Season 3, Episode 23 - Insatiable. Last time, the pack saved Stiles (sort of?) but now they have to save Lydia... even though she doesn't want to be saved...maybe? Unclear. Either way, they come to rescue Lydia and things don't go well! Meanwhile, Scott's Dad continues to be a useless idiot and Kira's Mom continues to make things worse while somehow being incredibly smug about it.

    Wolf Bites 9 - Pathological People Pleasers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 90:50


    Hi, remember when we said we were back and we posted a new episode and we said there was a new Wolf Bites with that? Here it is! Three weeks later. Listen to us talk about a lot of stuff that was kind of dated when we talked about it and is even more dated now. These topics include: Saltburn, The Fourth Wing and The Grammys. As well as topics we can't avoid talking about every time: Taylor Swift and Marvel movies.

    Episode 46: A Fox, A Wolf, And A Banshee Walk Into A Stiles

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2024 76:24


    Hello! We're back! We took a (long) break and we're feeling refreshed and ready to talk about some supernatural teens. This time around we're talking about the antepenultimate episode of Season 3 - De-Void. Scott and Lydia visit Stiles's mind-palace and the rest of the pack get violent/horny.

    Wolf Bites 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2023 54:52


    Hello, here we are again to talk about things that were relevant when we recorded this a month ago. These things include but are not limited to: Gen V, Totally Killer, the new Hunger Games movie with the too-long title and also why I canceled my Netflix. Please enjoy but also try to ignore that my audio sounds a little weird.

    Episode 45: Fox News

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2023 95:10


    Look, they can't all be winners... This is, by far, our least favorite episode of 3B. Noshiko brings the season to a grinding halt to tell Kira and Scott about her old boyfriend and how all of this is actually her fault.

    Wolf Bites 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2023 57:28


    Hi there! In this episode we discuss our thoughts on The Marvels (we liked it!) and FNAF (meh). Then we talk about some other stuff, as usual.

    Episode 44: 'Dem Gray Sweatpants Doe

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2023 73:27


    Hello! It's been a little while but we're still here and we're talking about Season 3, Episode 20 - Echo House. Aka, the one where we really meet our favorite, semi-feral werecoyote (and also my cat's namesake) - Malia! Trigger Warning for mention of suicide and discussion of mental health care from two people who don't know what they're talking about. In this episode, Stiles decides to check himself into the not-at-all sketchy, local mental health facility while the rest of the pack track down a scroll that could help them save him from the Nogitsune. It turns out to be not a great idea but he does get laid, so there were pros and cons. Get in touch with us: Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 43: Surprise, Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 79:48


    Happy Belated Halloween! In case you missed our last episode of Wolf Bites, our release schedule is going to get a little sporadic during the holidays. We'll also be taking a bit of a break between 3B and 4. But THIS week, in Episode 19 - Letharia Vulpina, we're having a blast and so is The Nogitsune. Everyone else, not so much. While the rest of The Pack tries to keep up with Nogi's plotting, Kira speed-runs supernatural creature training.

    Wolf Bites 6 + Posting Schedule Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 40:21


    Happy Halloween! In this perfectly, 100% intentionally, timed mini-episode, we talk about all the horror movies we watched recently. So if you're looking for some recs for a scary movie night, we have opinions.

    Episode 42: Riddle Me This

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 65:49


    Season 3, Episode 18: Riddled is our favorite episode yet! Until next week and the week after that. Stiles sleep walks, which stresses everyone out, and we officially meet the best Teen Wolf villain for the first time. That's basically it and it kicks ass! Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 41: Of Nogitsunes & Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2023 61:18


    In Episode 17 of Season 3, it's the moment we've all been waiting for....Stiles takes a nap and then catches fireflies. If you know, you know. Some other stuff happens too. Isaac plays dress up. Chris tells us about a fun trip his dad sent him on as a graduation present. Scott and Kira have a sleep over at his house that doesn't go well. It's great! Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 40: Untz Untz Untz Untz

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 69:33


    Who's ready to pop some molly and hit the dance floor?? Not the McCall Pack because they have serious werewolf business to attend to. It just happens to need to get done at a black-light rave thrown by Danny and with the help of the twins. Also this week, Stiles has an extra key on his key chain and he can't remember what it's for. (We've all been there) And Derek's cheat day M&M binge gets ruined. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Wolf Bites 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 10:40


    I may have forgotten to post this episode until now and we may not have had much to talk about, but we said we were posting a Wolf Bites so by god we're posting one. It's perfect for listening on a very short commute, so enjoy. Topics: Glow Up (the Netflix show about make-up not the one about female pro wrestlers), Bottoms, the movies I watched on the plane home from Ireland, the WGA Strike which is now over and no longer relevant and the "new" Olivia Rodrigo album.

    Episode 39: You Light Up My Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 64:24


    This week, famous 'skinny-creature' actor, Doug Jones guest stars and it's electrifying! (sorry) Scott and Kira have an awkward double date with her parents and also there's a mass murderer lose in the school that the pack are trying to locate. Derek and Peter continue to do weird, werewolf sh!t on their own. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Wolf Bites 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2023 18:45


    Hi, this week we talk about Gran Turismo, Netflix's live-action One Piece, Wheel of Time Season 2 and Only Murders In The Building Season 3.

    Episode 38: I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee: Feral

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 64:06


    This week the pack all work together to turn a coyote back into a human, teenage girl. It's Season 3, Episode 14 - More Bad Than Good. Which is a weird title because they do more good than bad but I'm not the show runner. Also Lydia says 'more harm than good' at one point so why isn't that the title? Anywho, we liked this episode. Skip to around the 12 minute mark if you don't want to listen to us talk about our vacations. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Wolf Bites 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 25:13


    Hello, thanks for joining us for our spin-off podcast. This week we talk about some stuff we watched 2 weeks ago when this episode was recorded. We cover the season finale of Strange New Worlds, a movie that may or may not be a remake of a Meryl Streep/Kevin Bacon movie and Baldur's Gate 3. Also, I have seen Hozier live since recording this and it was great! Love that guy!

    Episode 37: Teenage Scream

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 64:01


    We're back and ready to discuss some Prestige Television! This week we're talking about Season 3, Episode 13: Anchors a.k.a. the Season 3b Premiere. If you come here for the complaining, you're out of luck this week cause we love this one. It's good for real! Last season Scott, Allison and Stiles all ceremonially sacrificed themselves and now their sh!t is all f@cked. Scott can't control his shifting, Allison is seeing visions of her psycho, dead aunt and Stiles can't tell if he's actually awake or not. Lydia's just enjoying not being the crazy one this time. Stick around after this episode and listen to Episode 3 of Wolf Bites if you just can't get enough of us discussing media. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Wolf Bites 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2023 25:24


    This week in Wolf Bites we talk about Red White and Royal Blue, that Dracula on a boat movie and the new Pixar film where they try to copy Inside Out again.

    Episode 36: Girl, You Doing Too Much

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 81:05


    Before we start Season 3B, we'll be taking a little hiatus while we both go on vacation. Season 3A has been pretty darn good but we can't say we were big fans of this finale. Lunar Ellipse is kind of a mess tbh. We spend most of this episode talking about what an idiot Jennifer is. We also write a better way for Scott to earn his Alpha Status. Check out Wolf Bites to hear us talk about Red White and Royal Blue, Last Voyage of the Demeter and Elemental. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Wolf Bites: 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2023 28:30


    Hello and Welcome to Wolf Bites! The spin-off of Twink Wars. The podcast where two people who usually talk about Teen Wolf talk about some stuff that's not Teen Wolf. In this first episode, we talk about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The After Party, Theater Camp and then also full frontal nudity, horror trends and the on-going writer/actor/CGI artist strike.

    Episode 35: The Parent Trap

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2023 97:53


    Season 3B Eve Eve, aka Episode 11. The one where there's a lot of talking and not a lot of doing. Scott watches fireflies with Deucalion, Stiles has a panic attack and Jennifer tells us things we already know. Also, that faint moaning in the background is not a ghost haunting the podcast, it's my cat snoring on the couch next to me. This week we're trying something new and breaking the 'Not Teen Wolf' talk into a separate episode. So if you came here for anything other than the teenaged wolves, go ahead and check out 'Wolf Bites: 1' that should be next in the queue. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 34: Why You Always Lyin'?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 96:04


    We're on Season 3, Episode 10 - The Overlooked. It's Season 3B Eve Eve Eve! In this episode Jennifer makes an attempt to keep Derek on her side but no one can compete with Stiles's shiny, teary eyes. The gang begrudgingly protects her from the Alpha Pack so she'll save Cora and tell them where the Sheriff is but, surprise surprise, she doesn't hold up her end of the deal. And I guess Scott 'betrays' them all by 'joining' the Alphas? Whatever. Stick around after the main episode to learn about my unhinged Swiftie behavior. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 33: Jennifer's Bodies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2023 106:14


    It's Season 3, Episode 9 - The Girl Who Knew Too Much and it's time for a school event to get ruined by supernatural creatures! This time it's a memorial recital for the kids who've been brutally murdered so far this season. We learn who the Darach is and what's up with Lydia, the Sheriff learns about werewolves, and Allison learns that not ALL of her relatives are psychotic. After that, we discuss Barbenheimer, Secret Invasion and Atomic Eve/Invincible. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 32: Sounds Fake, But Ok

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 116:51


    This week we're talking about the characters talking about some other characters. It's Season 3, Episode 8 - Visionary, where Peter and Gerard lie their asses off. We learn not only do Hales reproduce through budding, they also evolve like Pokemon. We also learn that while Deucalion may not have always been evil, Gerard definitely has and Derek has always been a mess. After that, we make fun of the new Insidious movie, talk about what actually makes a movie 'good' and debate the appeal of Tom Hiddleston. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 31: Fs In The Chat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2023 108:38


    Pour one out for the most competent member of the Hale Pack, gone too soon. This week we're talking about Season 3, Episode 7 - Current. Specifically, telluric currents and what the hell they have to do with all this nonsense. Derek's pack tries yet another plan that fails horribly, Scott shows potential and Melissa shows that this entire town would be lost without her. After that, we share our thoughts Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, The Idol and an actually good piece of media, The Night House. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 30: Sexual Healing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2023 154:48


    Despite our title this week, we should issue a content warning because due to the episode material, we mention suicide a lot. This one's about fan favorite: Season 3, Episode 6 - Motel California. We talk about the lack of development of non-white characters and also fun things like Sciles' epic bromance and what a bunch of snobs these kids are. Skip to 01:26:15 if you don't care about Teen Wolf but would like to hear us talk about The Bear (editor's note: I said Sarah Polley was a guest star but I meant Sarah Paulson), Dylan's new movie (it's not great), how much time and money I've spent on The Sims 4 and why Rashad is going to buy The Flash on blu-ray even though it sucked. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 29: Sorry About My Festering Wounds, Do You Still Think I'm Hot?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2023 117:26


    In Season 3, Episode 5 - Frayed...Scott is not doing great. Also Derek is dead, apparently, so that's a shame. On the way to a cross-country meet that Coach WILL NOT MISS, Stiles gets malicious, Allison gets emotional and Lydia gets pedantic. After we finish talking about Teen Wolf, you can skip to around the 1 hour and 19 minute mark if you just want to hear us talk about how streaming is making movies too long and why we kind of miss collecting physical media. Also Spider-Man: Across the Spider-verse and the new Transformers. You can follow us on a couple social medias or email us if you want. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 28: Derek Gets Piped Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 93:50


    What did Derek ever do to Jeff Davis to deserve this, honestly? We're talking about Season 3, Episode 4 - Unleashed and while Derek spends the entire episode impaled, Allison and Isaac bond in a closet, Stiles obsesses about ritual sacrifices and Scott has HAD IT with the twins. Seriously, can Derek get a f*cking break? Later, we talk about Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse, Ted Lasso and which of the Supermassive Games...games... are our favorites. We are here: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 27: To Shreds You Say?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2023 120:37


    This Week On Twink Wars: Everyone is on their A-Game to catch Boyd and Cora before they go on a feral rampage and we marvel at how little we had to complain about. We also gush about how much we love Dylan O'Brien. Later we also talk a lot about Fast X and how stupid that whole franchise is (compliment). You can find us here: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 26: The One Where Stiles Almost Got Laid

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2023 100:14


    This time we're talking about Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3! But also before that we talk about Teen Wolf Season 3 Episode 2. In this episode, Stiles almost loses his virginity, Scott gets an answer right in class, Deaton drowns Isaac and Derek proves how strong he is. When we get to GotG3 we do a spoiler-free review before we get into spoilers, if somehow by this point you haven't seen it yet but still want to (we're a little late getting this episode posted). You can find us here: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 25: We're Just Really Excited About Season 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2023 131:19


    Helloooooooo! Sorry for the break in posting but to make up for it, we're posting two episodes at once! It's Season 3, baby! This episode is about the season premiere 'Tattoo' and we've had a bit to drink so bear with us. We discuss tattoos, how high Jeff had to be to come up with the Uber-wolf twins and also racial profiling! Thought? Comments? Concerns? Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 24: Narrator: The Feeling Was Friendship

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2023 104:48


    Uploading on a Saturday again, but in my defense, I went to see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 and I needed time to recover. We finished Season 2! We didn't love this finale but you can't win'em all. Talking Points: Gerard's plan is absurd, Lydia and Jackson are confused by emotions and Chris joins the Good Guys! And next week we get to start the best season! Follow us or talk to us or rate and review us on all the places: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 23: Oh No, Baby, What Is You Doin?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2023 91:26


    We are posting our discussion of Season 2, Episode 11 - 'Battlefield' on Saturday afternoon, just like I said we would be. There's no need to go back and check on that. This week some of our favs make some questionable choices (except Isaac, you're doing amazing sweetie), Derek continues to fail, not upwards, but sort of in a lateral direction, and Stiles educates us about what drowning feels like. If you'd like to take sides on any of our debates, you can do so here: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 22: Well That Escalated Quickly

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 62:14


    Ok, let's try that again, shall we? This is our second attempt at talking about Season 2, Episode 10 - Fury. I think we got it this time, but you can let us know. In this episode, sh!t really pops off at the Sheriff's Dept., we find out Deaton has been slacking and Allison gives in to The Dark Side. In behind the scenes news, we're going to start posting on Fridays now because it gives me more time to edit. Well, really it gives me more time to NOT edit before I finally get around to it. You can go to our socials to tell us if we've actually managed to improve the sound quality at all or to see pictures of my cats! Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com Rate and review wherever you listen to us!

    Episode 21: There Had To Be An Easier Way To Do All Of This

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 118:39


    Hello Friends! We are back from our little break and talking about Season 2: Episode 9 - Party Guessed. Lydia throws a wild party, Derek continues to struggle with parenting and Victoria is the most dramatic bitch ever. Oh and we also find out who the kanima's master is. Skip to 1:13 if you only want to hear us talk about John Wick, Dungeons and Dragons and Resident Evil 4. Also, just so you know, after we stopped recording Rashad did tell me the entire plot of Berserk in detail and it's nuts, you guys. You can be like our new best friend Kat and tell us how great we are here: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com Or rate us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts...where you listen to us!

    Episode 20: Drugs Are Bad, Mkay?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 91:52


    Hey Kids, don't do drugs! Now that that's out of the way, this week in Season 2 - Episode 8, the teens go to a rave and we talk about which drugs we've tried. They finally make some progress on figuring out the kanima's master's whole deal (and by they I mean Stiles) and Chris wears a grey t-shirt - which may not seem plot relevant but it's relevant to us. Also, Victoria tries to do a murder. Skip to 1:13:50 to hear us talk about Love Island spoilers, Steve Martin and this book I'm reading that everyone and their mother has already read, probably. You can tell us your favorite quote from The Jerk here: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 19: Jackson, Get That Out Of Your Mouth!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 115:28


    Folks, we got a real Twink War in this one. In Season 2, Episode 7 - Restraint, Scott and Jackson throw down in the locker room and it's kind of the only part of this episode we enjoyed. We find out who that creepy kid who's been stalking Lydia really is, Allison acts annoyingly out-of-character (in my opinion) and Erica reveals that she actually has good taste. Sorry we're releasing this late, I didn't get it edited yesterday due to my own personal failings. If you don't care about Teen Wolf, but want to hear us talk about The Oscars, Scream 6 and the Last of Us season finale, skip to 1:01:55. Please for the love of god, someone send us an email: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 18: Sex, Lies and Lizard Tape

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2023 110:51


    Ok, now we're OFFICIALLY half-way through Season 2. This week we talk about Episode 6 - Frenemy and not much really happens in this one? But that's ok, we liked it anyway. Stiles gets micro-agressed by his father, Lydia gets hit on by some rando in her backyard and Scallison get it on for, ambiguously, the first time? Oh and also the kanima goes clubbin'. If you listen to this Teen Wolf podcast but don't want to hear about Teen Wolf, skip to 1:16:45 to hear me rant about Top Gun: Maverick getting nominated for Best Picture and Rashad complain about being tricked into paying to see a Demon Slayer clipshow in the theater. Let us know what fictional frenemies we forgot to talk about: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 17: Yer A Lizard, @&)%*$!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 99:57


    Here we are, almost halfway through Season 2 already. Look at us. Who would have thought? Actually not me, tbh. This week we're talking about Season 2 Episode 5 Venomous. Which is not the right word but they keep saying it. Skip to 00:10:15 if you want to avoid spoilers for the following: American Horror Story S1, Nip/Tuck S3, sort of The Haunting of Hill House and Bly Manor but not really...and I guess Harry Potter and The Sixth Sense? I apologize if I forgot something else we spoiled while talking about our favorite big reveals. In this episode, we find out who the kanima is and also that planning and critical thinking are not included training in Derek's Werewolf Boot Camp. If you're a fan of us talking about anything but Teen Wolf, skip to 1:12:00. We have conflicting feelings about Skinamarink and various other 'boring' horror movies. If you want to yell at us for spoiling something for you because you didn't read the notes before listening, you can do so here: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 16: Everybody Loves Boyd

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 137:39


    What can I say, this one just felt like an 'upload at 8pm on a Thursday' kind of episode. This week, Stiles proves he should try out for water polo instead of lacrosse, Scott and the Argents have another family dinner that might actually be more awkward than the last one, and we can't stop talking about how much we love Boyd. We have a heated debate about whether it's realistic that Derek didn't float, Rashad brings his Debbie Downer A-game and we spend the last 30 minutes talking about Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter. You can actually skip to 1:45 if you don't actually care about Teen Wolf and you just want to hear us talk about all the other things we watched recently. Besides Anita Blake, we also discussed why the reviews of Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania are wrong. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 15: She-Wolf's All That

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 116:46


    Hey there! This time we're talking about Season 2, Episode 3: Ice Pick. There is ice present and Derek does pick some new betas, so I guess that name makes sense. There's definitely something weird going on with Lydia and Jackson, but who knows what (just kidding, I know what). Meanwhile, Stiles finds Scott's heroics very attractive. Rashad says he's not going to use our Twitter until you guys start interacting with us, so the ball's in your court: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 14: Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 117:33


    We've recovered from last week's rage blackouts and we're talking about Season 2, Episode 2 - Shape Shifted. It's the full moon again, so the pack has to break Isaac out of jail after he is wrongfully accused of his (shit-head) father's (justifiable) murder and before he wolfs out. Also Jackson is definitely NOT making a sex tape. After we're done talking about Teen Wolf, we spend some time talking about The Last of Us Episode 3. Specifically, how much each of us cried. How much did YOU cry watching Long Long Time? Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Teen Wolf: The Show: The Movie: The Travesty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 164:32


    We're taking a break from our regularly scheduled programming to talk about Teen Wolf: The Movie. This is our longest episode yet and I'm sorry but we just have a lot of feelings and almost all of them are bad. This episode was so long, we had to take several pee breaks. And because we like a podcast vérité style, enjoy the sounds of the toilet flushing in the background. Special Guest: Jen! Also: Paramount+ gave us a promo code: 'THEPACKISBACK' Here's what you need to know about that: New subscribers get 1-month free Paramount+ subscription (while supplies last)(that's a weird way to say that). Offer expires 3/31/23. After free period, (this is in all caps so it's important) SUBSCRIPTION AUTOMATICALLY RENEWS ON MONTHLY OR ANNUAL BASIS AND YOUR CREDIT CARD AUTOMATICALLY CHARGED BASED ON SELECTED PLAN (+TAX), AT START OF EACH BILLING PERIOD UNLESS YOU CANCEL. Cancel any time on account page, effective at end of the billing cycle. No refunds. Restrictions apply. So give it a try if you want. Or don't. We're not getting paid for this so I don't really care. Engage with us! Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 13: I'm Not Like A Regular Dad, I'm A Murder Dad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 131:23


    Well, well, well...here we are starting season 2. The premiere is called 'Omega', so naturally, I would be remiss if I didn't provide an in-depth explanation of the omegaverse fan fiction trope. In this episode: Lydia goes for a nature walk, Jackson is somehow in worse shape than he was last season, Scallison reach new heights of star-crossed-loverdom and The Argents are getting reinforcements, whether they want them or not. Next week, we plan to cover the movie that just dropped yesterday and that I plan to pretend never happened as soon as we finish covering it. In the meantime, feel free to send us your thoughts on that: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 12: All Aboard The Struggle Bus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2023 128:13


    Hellooooo! We made it! This week we're talking about Season 1, Episode 12 - Code Breaker, a.k.a the season finale! We also have a special guest because Rashad's friend Gary happened to be hanging out so we forced him to watch Teen Wolf for the first time and then talk about it! In this episode everyone continues to just have the absolute worst time. Lydia's in a coma, Derek's still chained up, everyone's threatening Stiles and Scott's girlfriend just found out he's a creature of the night. We rate the Alpha creature design and the episode and the season and Gary validates our completely correct opinions based on 45 minutes of content. Interact with us: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 11: Allison And The No Good Very Bad Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 118:33


    We're back! Hopefully everyone had a nice holiday and is ready to listen to us complain about this teen drama some more! Please enjoy the added atmosphere of my cat's water fountain running in the background the whole time. In this episode, everyone is just kind of having a bad time, especially Allison. But on the plus side, we continue to do a great job fixing the show with our own personal headcanons. You're welcome. What are your personal headcanons that would fix everything? Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

    Episode 10: Oh My God They Were Co-Captains

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 120:22


    Hello and Welcome to Episode 10: Co-Captains! Can you believe we're almost done with Season 1?? We're going to take a little break for the holidays but then we'll be back and better than ever! Or at least back and not worse! In this episode Allison finally calls Lydia on her sub-par best friend behavior, Jackson reaps what he's been sewing and we argue about whether Scott is a wimp or just nice. Would you help Jackson out, even though he might not deserve it? Let's discuss: Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com

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