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Who Wins Podcast


    • Dec 7, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 203 EPISODES


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    Who Wins Podcast Championship: The Grand Final – Darth Vader v Doctor Strange

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2024 38:47


    After 10 years, 99 shows (and a pilot), scores of hours and more swearing than is probably legal, we mark episode 100 by crowning the Who Wins Podcast Champion of Champions. It's Darth Vader vs Doctor Strange. Who wins?

    Who Wins Championship Tournament: Semi-Finals

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 44:17


    After shock and heartbreak in the last round, we're down to our last four as The Joker takes on Doctor Strange and The Flash takes on Darth Vader, as they all fight to be named our Champion of Champions.

    Who Wins Championship Tournament: Semi-Finals

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 44:18


    After shock and heartbreak in the last round, we’re down to our last four as The Joker takes on Doctor Strange and The Flash takes on Darth Vader, as they […]

    Who Wins Championship Tournament: Quarter Finals

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2024 32:55


    In this episode, our battle royal winners go one on one for the chance to take one step closer to greatness. Our Quarter Finals are;

    Who Wins Championship Tournament: Quarter Finals

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2024 32:55


    In this episode, our battle royal winners go one on one for the chance to take one step closer to greatness. Our Quarter Finals are; The Grinch vs The Joker John Rambo vs The Flash Doctor Strange vs Optimus Prime Darth Vader vs Stitch

    Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament – 7. Machines and 8. Monsters

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2024 38:04


    In this episode, Chris and Mark finish the battle royals as we edge closer to crowning the Who Wins Champion of Champions. In bracket 7 it's Machines, while in bracket […]

    Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament – 7. Machines and 8. Monsters

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2024 38:04


    In this episode, Chris and Mark finish the battle royals as we edge closer to crowning the Who Wins Champion of Champions. In bracket 7 it's Machines, while in bracket 8 it's Monsters. The Rules: Seeing how much we love both brackets and battle royals on this show, that's exactly what we're going to do. Combatants have been categorised and allocated to appropriate brackets, with the winners of each bracket progressing to the Quarter Finals. Here's how they line up: 7. Machines: Voltron, The Terminator, Baymax (sorry), Tyrannasaur (Zoids), Inspector Gadget, and Optimus Prime (Transformers). 8. Monsters: Stitch, Count Dracula, Angel (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel), Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel), Chucky, Michael Myers, Freddy Kruger, Lurch (The Addams Family), Shorty (Killer Klownz from Outer Space), Beetlejuice, and Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones). Here's how the Quarter Finals shape up so far – who will claim the last two slots? The Grinch (BR1) v The Joker (BR3) John Rambo (BR2) v The Flash (BR4) Doctor Strange v WINNER BR8 Darth Vader (BR6) v WINNER BR7

    Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament – 5. Magic Users and 6. Enhanced Individuals

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2024 50:40


    In this episode, Chris and Mark continue with the champion of champions tournament. In bracket 5 it's Magic Users, while in bracket 6 it's Enhanced Individuals. The Rules: Seeing how […]

    Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament – 5. Magic Users and 6. Enhanced Individuals

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2024 50:39


    In this episode, Chris and Mark continue with the champion of champions tournament. In bracket 5 it's Magic Users, while in bracket 6 it's Enhanced Individuals. The Rules: Seeing how much we love both brackets and battle royals on this show, that's exactly what we're going to do. Combatants have been categorised and allocated to appropriate brackets, with the winners of each bracket progressing to the Quarter Finals. Here's how they line up: 5. Magic Users: Dobby the House Elf, Dr. Strange, Albus Dumbledore, Malificent, Skeletor, Mary Poppins, and Sabrina Spellman. 6. Enhanced Individuals: Father Christmas (Santa Claus, for our international listeners), Jayce (representing Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors), Jason Bourne, Elsa, Rapunzel, Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, Ryu, and Mushu. Coming up, brackets 7 (Machines) and 8 (Monsters).

    Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament – 3. Humans and 4. Superheroes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2024 77:20


    In this episode, Chris and Mark continue with the champion of champions tournament. In bracket 3 it’s Humans, while in bracket 4 it’s Superheroes. The Rules: Seeing how much we […]

    Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament – 3. Humans and 4. Superheroes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2024 77:19


    In this episode, Chris and Mark continue with the champion of champions tournament. In bracket 3 it's Humans, while in bracket 4 it's Superheroes. The Rules: Seeing how much we love both brackets and battle royals on this show, that's exactly what we're going to do. Combatants have been categorised and allocated to appropriate brackets, with the winners of each bracket progressing to the Quarter Finals. Here's how they line up: 3. Regular Humans: George Bailey, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Tyrion Lannister, Michael Corleone, “The Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase, The Joker, Padme Amidala, Dr. Van Helsing, Dennis the Menace (from The Beano), Homer Simpson (representing The Simpsons), George Jetson (representing The Jetsons), Fireman Sam, Bob the Builder, and Maggie Simpson 4. Superheroes: Leonardo (representing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), Danger Mouse, Panthro, Desperate Dan, Mr. Incredible (representing The Incredibles), Buffy Summers, Superman (representing The Justice League), Thanos, The Tenth Doctor, The Flash, He-Man, SuperTed, Adam West's Batman, and Batfink. Coming up, brackets 5 (Magic Users), 6 (Enhanced Humans), 7 (Machines) and 8 (Monsters).

    Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2024 62:30


    That’s right, listeners – we’ve been building up to this all year! As we hurtle towards episode 100, we thought it’d be fun to bring back all of our winners, […]

    Round 1: Who Wins Championship Tournament – 1. Beasts & 2. Action Heroes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2024 62:30


    That's right, listeners – we've been building up to this all year! As we hurtle towards episode 100, we thought it'd be fun to bring back all of our winners, throw them into a pressure-cooker Thunderdome style and see who emerges as Who Wins champion. The Rules: Seeing how much we love both brackets and battle royals on this show, that's exactly what we're going to do. Combatants have been categorised and allocated to appropriate brackets, with the winners of each bracket progressing to the Quarter Finals. Here's how they line up: 1. Beasts (Miss Piggy – Muppets, Red – Fraggles, Dot – Animaniacs, Critters (generic Critter), Wicket – Ewoks, Scooby-Doo, Heathcliff, Grommit, Shaun the Sheep, Donald Duck – Disney, Winnie the Pooh, Beast – Beauty and the Beast, and the Grinch 2. Action Heroes Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, Captain Jack Sparrow, John Rambo, Aragorn, Flynn Ryder – Tangled, Ash Williams – Evil Dead, and Buzz Lightyear – Toy Story Coming up, brackets 3 (Regular Humans), 4 (Superheroes), 5 (Magic Users), 6 (Enhanced Humans), 7 (Machines) and 8 (Monsters)

    Elsa v Frozone

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 23:04


    In this episode, things get a bit chilly as Disney duelists Elsa and Frozone battle it out to determine which of them is the coolest mother*cker in the room.

    Elsa vs Frozone

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 23:04


    In this episode, things get a bit chilly as Disney duelists Elsa and Frozone battle it out to determine which of them is the coolest mother*cker in the room.

    Wolverine v Freddy Krueger

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2024 27:00


    In this episode, we pit everyone’s favourite X-Man against a disfigured child-killer from the dreamworld. Not that we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel or owt…

    Wolverine vs Freddy Krueger

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2024 27:00


    In this episode, we pit everyone's favourite X-Man against a disfigured child-killer from the dreamworld. Not that we're scraping the bottom of the barrel or owt...

    Gandalf v Dumbledore

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2024 51:44


    In this episode, Chris and Mark go all out to upset not one but two sets of internet superfans, continue the age-old argument of art vs artist, and demonstrate a […]

    Gandalf vs Dumbledore

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2024 51:44


    In this episode, Chris and Mark go all out to upset not one but two sets of internet superfans, continue the age-old argument of art vs artist, and demonstrate a shockingly cavalier attitude towards the etiquette of wizarding duels. All in a day's work, really...

    Pingu vs Shaun the Sheep

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2024 36:58


    In this episode, Chris and Mark find themselves flagging at the end of respective long days as they pit claymation crusaders into battle before descending into absolute madness. If we […]

    Pingu vs Shaun the Sheep

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2024 36:57


    In this episode, Chris and Mark find themselves flagging at the end of respective long days as they pit claymation crusaders into battle before descending into absolute madness. If we were the sort of people who did trigger warnings, there'd probably be something about child murder, internet porn and penguins carrying razorblades here… Apologies to lucastheshaunthesheepfan11 – our distinct (and completely on-brand) lack of preparation for this episode made us forget that this was one of your suggestions, so thank you for teeing this one up for us. I think.

    2023 Christmas Special: Gremlins vs The Grinch

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2023 50:18


    Ho-ho-hello, listeners! It’s that time of year again – the CHristmas jumpers are out, Mark’s back on the egg-nog, and HR are on standby in anticipation of shennanigans at the […]

    Christmas Special 2023: The Grinch vs Gremlins

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2023 50:18


    Ho-ho-hello, listeners! It's that time of year again – the CHristmas jumpers are out, Mark's back on the egg-nog, and HR are on standby in anticipation of shennanigans at the Double Down party. That's right, it's Christmas! In this episode, Chris and Mark segue neatly from finding the stop-tap to reproductive rights as The Grinch looks to go 7-0 in our ninth annual seasonal smackdown. Standing in his way this year, those pesky Gremlins… As always, it's winner stays on. For those of you playing along at home, here's how we got here; 2022: THE GRINCH def. The Griswalds (6-0) 2021: THE GRINCH def. Krampus (5-0) 2020: THE GRINCH def. Frosty the Snowman (4-0) 2019: THE GRINCH def. John McClane (3-0) 2018: THE GRINCH def. Buddy the Elf (2-0) 2017: THE GRINCH def. George Bailey (1-0) 2016: Christmas was cancelled. Probably because of Brexit, Trump, or some other shit-show. 2015: GEORGE BAILEY def. Santa Claus 2014: SANTA CLAUS def. Kevin McAllister

    Dennis the Menace v Dennis the Menace

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2023 41:58


    In this episode, Chris and Mark get very confused as two pint-sized pugilists with the EXACT SAME NAME AND BIRTHDAY get into it for the unofficial title of Supreme Dennis. […]

    Dennis the Menace v Dennis the Menace

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2023 41:57


    In this episode, Chris and Mark get very confused as two pint-sized pugilists with the EXACT SAME NAME AND BIRTHDAY get into it for the unofficial title of Supreme Dennis. If you're having difficulty following the title, just wait until you listen to the episode!

    Hallowe’en 2023: Monster Hunters

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2023 56:32


    In this Hallowe’en episode we’ve got more monster hunters than most kids have candy as a stacked line-up vies for spooky supremacy. In no particular order, we’ve got;

    Hallowe'en 2023 - Monster Hunters

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2023 56:32


    In this Hallowe'en episode we've got more monster hunters than most kids have candy as a stacked line-up vies for spooky supremacy. In no particular order, we've got; Mystery Inc. (Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby, from Scooby Doo) The Frog Brothers (Edgar and Alan Frog, from The Lost Boys); Professor van Helsing (from Bram Stoker's Dracula); Simon Belmont (from Captain N); Luigi (from Luigi's Mansion); John Constantine (from Constantine); The Ghostbusters (Egon Spengler, Peter Venkman, Winston Zedmore and Ray Stantz, from Ghostbusters); and Mulder and Scully (from The X Files).

    Popeye v Desperate Dan

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2023 47:42


    In this episode, things turn salty as Chris and Mark talk childhood comics, the lasting effects of Popeye getting amorous, and just what Popeye gets up to at sea that […]

    Popeye vs Desperate Dan

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2023 47:42


    In this episode, things turn salty as Chris and Mark talk childhood comics, the lasting effects of Popeye getting amorous, and just what Popeye gets up to at sea that made his forearms so big… Thanks to Hot_Amphibian_6090 for the suggestion

    Animaniacs vs Alvin & the Chipmunks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2023 33:43


    In this episode, Chris and Mark try to kill the unkillable as two hugely annoying trios attempt to off one another. Thanks to HotAmphibian6090 for suggesting this fight.

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    Animaniacs v Alvin & the Chipmunks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 33:43


    In this episode, Chris and Mark try to kill the unkillable as two hugely annoying triods attempt to off one another. Thanks to HotAmphibian6090 for suggesting this fight.

    SuperTed v Danger Mouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2023 34:20


    We’re back after a lengthy lay-off (screw you, 2023!) to put two old favourites to the sword as SuperTed takes on the returning Danger Mouse.

    Super-Ted vs Danger Mouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2023 34:20


    We're back after a lengthy lay-off (screw you, 2023!) to put two old favourites to the sword as Super-Ted takes on the returning Danger Mouse.

    Dog Battle Royal

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2023 58:13


    Chris and Mark are back with their biggest and most brutal battle yet, featuring some of the world’s best-loved dogs. And Scrappy-Doo.

    Dog Battle Royal

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2023 58:13


    Chris and Mark are back with their biggest and most brutal battle yet, featuring some of the world's best-loved dogs. And Scrappy-Doo.

    Christmas Special 2022: The Grinch vs The Griswalds

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2022 44:48


    In this year's Christmas Special, The Grinch looks to go 6-0 as he takes on all 13 members of the Griswald family – including the Squirrel! For those of you playing along at home: 2021: The Grinch def. Krampus 2020: The Grinch def. Frosty the Snowman 2019: The Grinch def. John McClane 2018: The Grinch def. Buddy the Elf 2017: The Grinch def. George Bailey 2016: Christmas was cancelled 2015: George Bailey def. Santa Claus 2014: Santa Claus def. Kevin McAllister

    The Grinch v The Griswalds

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2022 44:49


    In this year’s Christmas Special, The Grinch looks to go 6-0 as he takes on all 13 members of the Griswald family – including the Squirrel! For those of you […]

    Panthro vs Black Panther

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2022 37:53


    In a hastily arranged, unplanned change to the schedule, we round off Cat month on the network with Mark's impression of an impression, a potential spin-off series for 2023, and a disputable version of metaphysics that should not, under any circumstances, be relied upon or considered even remotely close to being accurate…

    Panthro v Black Panther

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2022 37:53


    In a hastily arranged, unplanned change to the schedule, we round off Cat month on the network with Mark’s impression of an impression, a potential spin-off series for 2023, and […]

    2022 Hallowe’en Special: Clowns

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2022 40:45


    In this episode, Chris and Mark round off spooky season with the scariest of all God’s creations. No, not Tories. Okay, second-scariest… While we’re here, Mark’s new book – The […]

    Hallowe'en 2022 - Clowns

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2022 40:45


    In this episode, Chris and Mark round off spooky season with the scariest of all God's creations. No, not Tories. Okay, second-scariest…

    Jon Snow v Aragorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2022 44:02


    In this episode, Chris and Mark finally decide if it’s harder to watch 80+ hours of Game of Thrones or 13 hours of Lord of the Rings. Oh, and there’s […]

    Jon Snow v Aragorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2022 44:01


    In this episode, Chris and Mark finally decide if it's harder to watch 80+ hours of Game of Thrones or 13 hours of Lord of the Rings. Oh, and there's some fighting…

    Go-Bots v Transformers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2022 53:08


    In this episode Chris and Mark get a stark vision of our future as the machines rise in battle. While you’re at our website, why not check out the “Books, […]

    Transformers vs Go-Bots

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2022 53:07


    In this episode Chris and Mark get a stark vision of our future as the machines rise in battle.

    Sonic the Hedgehog vs The Flash

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2022 45:03


    In this episode, Chris and Mark go faster than you can say “That's what she said” as Barry Allen's Flash squares off against a furry blue asshole.

    Sonic the Hedgehog v The Flash

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2022 45:04


    In this episode, Chris and Mark go faster than you can say “That’s what she said” as Barry Allen’s Flash squares off against a furry blue asshole. While you’re here, […]

    Buzz Lightyear v Flash Gordon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2022 48:14


    In this, the most brutal episode ever, Chris and Mark serve up a battle for the ages as Flash Gordon takes on Buzz Lightyear. The toy.

    Buzz Lightyear v Flash Gordon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2022 49:15


    In this, the most brutal episode ever, Chris and Mark serve up a battle for the ages as Flash Gordon takes on Buzz Lightyear. The toy. While you’re at the […]

    Platinum Jubilee Special: Queens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2022 43:30


    To commemorate 70 years of sitting on her arse and doing nothing for 70 years, this episode pits Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II against some of pop-culture's finest queens. Plus, Chris getting royally confused… Neither Chrs nor Mark are fans of the Royal Family, so this episode may not be for everyone – be warned!

    Jubilee Special – Queens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2022 43:30


    To commemorate 70 years of sitting on her arse and doing nothing for 70 years, this episode pits Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II against some of pop-culture’s finest queens. Plus, […]

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