1337-Four Podcast

In which we catch a new generation of porkymons, several small European nations are insulted, and we pretend to have sponsors. Listen to episode 2!

In which we roll for initiative, summon a special guest as a free action, and items are given away to NPCs.Listen to episode 1 here!The guy you don't want to play with. (Or maybe you do)Congrats to the winner of our Humble Indie Bundle contest!Music from episode 1:OC Remix albums:Pilot Wings Hurry! Final Fantasy XSummoning of Spirits

In which Six is worst host, Broggles is plugged into the wrong place, and Reno wins things. Listen to episode 17! Music in Episode 17 AnamanaguchiAurora (Meet Me In the Stars)DensmoreRainbow in the DarkAirbrushPenpalBlackout CityJetpack Blues, Sunset HuesDawn MetropolisDanger MountainTempest, Teamwork, Triumph (at sea)MermaidOC Remix - Back in BlueSelect HopSmooth as HoneyFriend Turned FoeSIZZLING CIRCUITSOrigami RobotsPitched in SuspenseMorricone ManCool BurnSplash WaltzShopping NetworkOC Remix - Missingno TracksChampion's HorizonPrecious MetalsSlowpoke ShuffleDivine Oblivion

In which Broggles and Nile get bored, Reno is a clutz, a contest is won by... nobody, and we get all the power ups.Listen to episode 16! Relics of the Chozo:Premonitions of Fell PurposeSo it BeginsHostile AbductionPutting Down on ZebesEvil ArousedFull of Life (Brinstar)Unsettling NatureTraversing the BeyondVast Inner Depths of BrinstarSudden DeathA Change and a PassingMetal FatigueNoumenonEbb TidePyroclasticaBraving the FlamesPerceived by Cold IntelligenceEscaping RetributionThe Galaxy is at PeaceBad Dudes - Metroid Arrange:Phazon PunchDrifterOC Remix - BadAss: Boss Themes:Dragonfood (Ridley theme)OC Remix - Harmony of a Hunter:Echoes in EternityPhazon CorruptionOC Remix - Heroes vs. Villains:The Bounty of a Brain (Samus theme)

In which we warn against the dangers of playing alone, Reno's gaming integrity is compromised, and Six invents a text adventure.Listen to episode 15!Congrats to Guri, winner of our 1337-Four origin contest! You can hear his winning story entry enacted at the end of the episode. Music:OC Remix: Ragnarok OnlineBrassy RoadAncient GrooverJumping DragonNano eastSamurai DiscothequeWatery graveHigher than the SunOut of CuriosityHamatanOC Remix: Summoning of SpiritsTales and TrialsThis FateSmile and ForgiveCafe MantraChaotic HeartDesert NightsStrike of the Devil's AxePain WithstandingDeterminationAin't Yo FoolAntegenesisThe Fall of IseliaOC Remix: Phantasy Star OnlineImage of Hero

In which everyone wins, except humanityListen to episode 14.5!Play the game!Music for this episode:From the Amnesia album, by DJ Fortify :Don't AskIDKLOLTGIFDotsSilvia Hound - Everypony's Bangin'Balloon Party - DregsTuxe - Lost on the MoonTuxe - Luna's ChaosBenny Benassi Rather BeDJ Fortify - Chairmode (PewdiePie remix)

In which Nile hates everything, we ride chocobos down the rainbow road, and the ending makes no sense.  Listen to episode 14!Don't forget to get your entries in for the writing contest! See the episode 13 posting for details.Music for this episode:Echoes of the Lifestream (OC Remix)Deliverance of the HeartEvery Story Begins with a NameNo Such Thing As the Promised LandMateria JunkieFull Frontal AssaultToo Much FightingDamn Those Turks!Adrenalyne KyckNomura LimitSon of ChaosLunatic MoonMotor CrazycycleEchoes of Betrayal, Light of Redemption (OC Remix)Golbez and GoblinsThe Might of BaronOverture - Tellah's ProphecyAna (Prologue)Rhymes with Elixer (Chocobo Chocobo)

In which Nile offends a large portion of the fandom, the soundboard dies an honorable death, and contests galore.Our apologies for the audio quality of this episode. Listen to episode 13!Congrats to Myst for winning a copy of Portal 2!  NEW CONTEST!!!!!!!With fabulous prizes!How to enter:We're looking for an epic tale to be told... of the certainly spectacular origins of 1337-Four! All you need to enter, is to submit an appropriately lengthed (read: less than 500 words, folks. We aren't asking for a Marvel origin here. >_>) story, about how YOU think this misfit podcast of nerd-rages, shenanigans and occasional half-sober monologues began. Out of the hundreds, nay, thousands of entries that will surely pour in to our mailboxes full of Six's fan letters, we shall select the top three bestest, brightest, and most noodlerific (read: the one that makes us giggle the most, in a good way), and ultimately choose the winner of these champions. Now, what could possibly be better than having your hard-fought, blood-sweat-and-tears story chosen to stand above the rest, to be read live on the air for throngs to hear (fully voiced by the podcast crew, of course)? How about some fantastic prizes?!Here's how it works. First place will have their choice of the prize pool, followed by the second place winner, and then the third. As for what prizes are up for grabs? How about some free games? Or a book? Or an art commish? Pretty nice, right? First place has first pick, from either:-A copy of the Mythical Skies anthology, signed by Reno (Paperback, and available for 18+ only)-A free avatar commission, from artist SpaceSmilodon -A choice of free Steam games, including titles such as Dungeon Defenders and Terraria-A chance to appear on the 'cast as a special guest!You can enter by linking us to your story on Twitter, @1337fourpodcast, or by sending an email to 1337four@gmail.com, or by following the profile links below and sending any one of us a PM.Deadline for entries is December 15th, give or take a few days, and given the scope of rewards, we're not really asking much, so let's see some extra floofy entries!GLHF!        Music used in Episode 13:From Chrono Symphonic:01 Inciting Incident02 Morning Sunlight04 To Lands Unknown05 Darkness Dueling06 Lucca's Arrival07 Revelation of Fire08 Hymn of Valor10 Denadoro Climb11 The Masamune12 Darkest Omen13 Confronting the Mystic14 Door to the End of Time15 Manifest Destiny17 The Third Guru18 Beneath the Surface19 The Rising20 Crono's Dream21 The Chrono Trigger23 The Last Stand24 The New Beginning25 To Far Away TimesFrom Pokemon series - The Missingno Tracks:Disc 1 – 1-02 The Mighty Mighty Pokemon (~Opening~ Demo 2) [Level 99]1-05 Rain Prayer (Road to Viridian City - From Pallet ~ Guidepost) [ProtoDome]1-06 Viridian Vibe (Theme of Pewter City) [prophetik]1-07 Out of Antidote (Viridian Forest) [Cerrax]1-08 Hope to See You Again Soon... (Pokemon Center) [ProtoDome, Level 99]1-10 On the Origin of Species (Evolution) [ProtoDome]1-11 Drowning Blue (S.S. Anne) [Benjamin Briggs]1-14 Clash of the Titans [Battle (VS Trainer)] (pu_freak)From Disc 2 –2-03 Slowpoke Shuffle (Azalea Town) [WillRock]2-05 Divine Olivine (Violet City) [Chrono, DragonAvenger]2-07 Home Is Where the Luvdisc Is... [Hearthome City (Day)] (ProtoDome)2-08 My Friend Mudkip (Dewford Town ~ Surfing) [halc]2-09 Argent Vexemon (Ice Path) [The Orichalcon]2-10 May I Have This Swords Dance [Canalave City (Day)] (ProtoDome)2-13 Journey's End (Ending) [pu_freak]During the Tetris section: http://ocremix.org/remix/OCR02202/“ReMix: Tetris 'The Peddler's Legacy'”

In which we do our best to articulate the vast cornucopia of stupendousness which is PAX, the world is painted blue, and the Xel'naga are appeased.Listen to episode 12!We were there!Music of episode 12:VGO06 Kingdom Hearts Suite08 Radical Dreamers05 Vampire KillerHeroes vs. Villans14 Ganon (Legend of Zelda) - Bladewalker [zyko feat. Jose the Bronx Rican]05 Kratos (God of War) - Born of Ashes, Baptized in Blood [Brandon Strader]08 Mr. X (Streets of Rage) - Mr. Z [zyko]11 T.M.N.T. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) - Go Ninja, Go [bLiNd]20 Dracula (Castlevania) - A Walk with Death [Ailsean]01 Samus Aran (Metroid) - The Bounty of a Brain [Big Giant Circles]09 Mega Man (Mega Man) - Screw Wily, I'm Taking a Vacation [Mattias Haggstrom Gerdt]16 Sagat (Street Fighter) - Coconut Milk [posu yan, Joshua Morse]17 Kirby (Kirby) - The Life and Death of Kirby [Insert Rupee, Benjamin Briggs, halc]Cave Story Remix Project20.Tackle-BallOfBallos08.KrisDavis-IslandOfEden

In which we debate the musical qualities of rap, Six has technical difficulties, and the bass drop shatters the podcast.Listen to episode 11! Overclocked Remix. Go there.  Music of episode 11:  I Fight Dragons - The Geeks will Inherit the EarthThe Glowing Stars - Got it BadCaravan Palace - BeatophoneCaravan Palace - ClashBad Dudes - Cave Girl Caravan Palace - Cotton HeadsOC Remix - Damn Those Turks! (Turk's Theme) - FFVII Voices of the LifestreamOC Remix - Speed Run - Reserve Tank, Super Metroid VARIAtionsOC Remix - All Your Calcobrena Are Belong to Us - FFIV Echoes Of BetrayalOC Remix - Eat This bLiNd - Reserve Tank, Super Metroid VARIAtionsTaryn Manning ft. Valetto - Send Me Your LoveSelu Vibra - DevineMadeon - Raise Your Weapon (Deadmau5 remix)OC Remix - Lunatic Moon (Red XIII's Theme) - FFVII Voices of the LifestreamOC Remix - Flying Heaven (Fei Long Stage) - Super Street Fighter Turbo HD Remix soundtrackOC Remix - Sagat's Moonbike (Sagat Stage) - Super Street Fighter Turbo HD Remix soundtrackSymphony Crack - LIghts (Ellie Goulding/Bassnecter remix)Ephixia - Turret ErrorEast Siber - Triple BArt Attack - Still ShyBaasik - DashstepMr. Rogers Remixed - Garden Of Your Mind

In which the entire cast of the show rages at the things we don't mutually like, summer is analyzed in minute detail, and a winner is you.Listen to episode 10!Unlikely E3 announcements (so relevant)Music of episode 10: Desert Planet - Mario Built my Hotrod01 - Return Of The Ninja Droids02 - Breakout Button03 - Granny Hunt04 - She-creatures Of The Dry Sea05 - Red Dwarf06 - Turbo07 - Hot Rod Garage08 - Salsa Kong09 - Cherokees10 - Slurp!11 - Four Snowmen12 - Interstellar AgentOC Remix - Kirby, Rise of the Star. 01 - Drops of Dreamriver ~ Theme of Water Drop02 - Free Breezin' ~ Theme of Son of Wind03 - Cosmic Transformations ~ Theme of L'il Traveller04 - Creampuff Starship ~ Theme of Star Herald05 - Kirby...tacular ~ Theme of Swift Hunter06 - The Ballad of Sir Kibbles ~ Theme of Dream Hunter07 - Starbound ~ Theme of Dream Warrior08 - Generalized Vegetal ~ Theme of Star General10 - Final Flight ~ Theme of Final StarAnamanaguchi - Dawn Metropolis01 Blackout City02 Jetpack Blues, Sunset Hues03 Dawn Metropolis04 Danger Mountain05 Overarrow06 Tempest, Teamwork, Triumph (at sea)07 MermaidOutroThe Mighty Mighty Pokemon [Level 99]

In which we solve the riddle of the Riddler with a bit of help from a sidekick, we take a trip to feudal Japan, and Nile provides critique on the lyrics of 50 cent.Listen to episode 9! Caption or edit this pic, and win a free game! Entries due by July 30th. Link to your entry in a comment or on our Twitter feed @1337fourpodcast.    Music of Episode 9:OC Remix: Project Chaos - Heads up for tailsOC Remix: Final Fantasy Random Encounter - The First StoryOC Remix: Cave Story - Taking AdvantageOC Remix: Cave Story - Mimiga VibeOC Remix: Pilot Wings: Take Flight - 9-bit SkiesOC Remix: Pilot Wings: Take Flight - The Birdman ComethOC Remix: Rise of the Star (Kirby's Adventure) - StarboundOC Remix: Megaman X: Maverick Rising - SparkplugsOC Remix: Megaman X: Maverick Rising - DualityOC Remix: Heroes vs. Villains - TMNTOC Remix: Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix - Clamato FeverOC Remix: Heroes vs. Villains - Dr. WilyOC Remix: Heroes vs. Villains - Mr. XOC Remix: Heroes vs. Villains - RyuOC Remix: Armed and Dangerous - Adlehyde InterludeOC Remix: Final Fantasy Random Encounter - Gurgling Desert PondOC Remix: Armed and Dangerous - Optimist PrimeMaduk: Voices RemixOC Remix: The Answer - We Can See No.373OC Remix: The Answer - Apex in TechnoOC Remix: The Answer - Hyper Monkey Likes the DancefloorArt Attack: Equinox - Magic MindArt Attack: Equinox - What is Fun?Maduk (feat. Veela) - Ghost Assassin

In which we have generations of blue rodent infestation, we beat the final boss, and there is contests!Listen to episode 8!The king of pop in Sonic! Sonic's first video game appearance!  Creepy Tails doll... 

In which business is as usual for Mr. Six, winter comes and no one notices, and Adam Sandler gets eaten by aliens. Listen to episode 7!Our special guest! (SF) (FA) (Note, may contain NSFW content)I tried to watch Game of Thrones, and something very similar to this happened.  Music of episode 7 (From the OC remix albums Unsung Heroes and Final Fantasy V: Fabled Warriors ~ Wind, respectively):01 Heroes Unsung (7th Saga - Port Town) [DragonAvenger, OA]02 Somber Memory (Secret of Evermore - The Queens) [audio fidelity, Jenny Fae Davis]03 Shimmering (SaGa Frontier 2 - Rosenkranz) [OA]04 Weeping Willow (Willow - Villages - Dialog) [ilp0]05 This Winding Road (Faxanadu - Guru's House) [OA, Rexy, Brandon Strader, DragonAvenger]06 Family Legacy (Legacy of the Wizard - Inn & House Theme) [Level 99]07 Silent Traveller (Lufia & The Fortress of Doom - Field Motif) [Avaris, Level 99]08 Autumn Painter (Luminous Arc - Prelude) [OA, DragonAvenger]09 One Ring (Lord of the Rings - Volume 1 - The Shire) [Brandon Strader]10 Stockholm (Bahamut Lagoon - Jojo and God Dragons - Jojo's Theme) [Avaris]11 The Village of Decay for String Quartet (Ghouls'n Ghosts - 2nd BGM) [Vampire Hunter Dan]12 Hopes Fall to Water (Breath of Fire II - Crooked Ladder) [DragonAvenger, Level 99]13 Hero of Celceta (Ys IV - Dawn of Ys - Bronze District) [OA, Scaredsim]14 Shato Through the Heart (Shin Megami Tensei - Persona 3 - Shadow) [John Revoredo]15 Hymn of the Eternal Empire (Suikoden - Eternal Empire) [Abadoss, Brandon Strader, Rexy, Nutritious]1 - The Path to Glory ~Theme of Bartz~2 - Edge of Valor ~Theme of Knight~3 - Gentle Fist ~Theme of Monk~4 - A Healer's Touch ~Theme of White Mage~5 - In the Shadows ~Theme of Thief~

In which we talk about many things and also Marvel, Six sings happy birthday, and sound effects!Listen to episode 6!   From "Back in Blue (Megaman 9 OC Remix":Select Hop [Stage Select] (Joshua Morse)Smooth As Honey [Hornet Dance (Hornet Man Stage)] (Sir Jordanius)Friend Turned Foe [Boss] (Vurez)Sizzling Circuits [Strange world (Dr. Wily Stage 3)] (Main Finger)Origami Robots [We're the robots (Dr. Wily Stage 2)] (k-wix)Pitched in Suspense [Suspense] (bLiNd)Morricone Man [Maze of Death (Endless Stage)] (Mazedude)Cool Burn [Magma Burning (Magma Man Stage)] (Darkesword)Splash Waltz [Splash Blue (Splash Woman Stage)] (Corran)Shopping Network [Shop] (Rexy)From "The Sound of Speed (Sonic 2 OC Remix)":Final Progression (Jewbei)Ending song : "Avengers United They Stand intro (Laurie Johnson)

In which an actual princess invades the podcast, Reno and Pokegirl discuss Zelda, and we find out just how dangerous it is to go alone.Listen to episode 5!   Music for episode 5: (From the OC Remix albums 25 Year Legend and Threshold of a Dream, and Ephixia: Zelda Step) Disasterpeace - Chamber of the GoddessRekcahdam - Gimme My Sword!Laura Shigihara - Fushigina ForestJoshua Morse - Link's Epochsome1namedjeff - Labyrinth of Dance FloorsHyperduck SoundWorks - Hoy, Small Fry!Air & Sea - To Everything There Is a Temple of SeasonsC418 - SkywardBig Giant Circles feat. some1namedjeff - ThunderstruckJosh Whelchel - Zelda's First Trip to the 'Village'Mattias Haggstrom Gerdt - Hey, ListenKozilek - Last Dance of the GiantsGryzor87 - Ilia's Adagio Meets Dark MarchDong - Ballad of the Wind Fish (Kaze no Sakana Mix)CTPLR - Lon Lon Ranch (CTPLR Mix)Matheus Manente - Zelda's Graceful NightmareEphixa - Zelda Step - 01 Song Of Storms Dubstep RemixEphixa - Zelda Step - 02 Lost Woods Dubstep RemixEphixa - Zelda Step - 03 Gerudo Valley Dubstep RemixHyrule Field Main ThemeTitle ThemeLast BattleOutro song - Strike911 - WindsOfHyrule

In which the podcast turns cell-shaded and we all get spiky hair, the PG-13 rating is smashed into oblivion, and we desperately try to avoid drawing the collective wrath of Japan. Listen to episode 4!Naughty Tachikoma!

In which movie and video game tie-ins are strategically placed, another special guest is introduced, and the podcast gets Zerg rushed.Listen to episode 3!Jerbie's SF  FA (NSFW)A picture drawn by Pokegirl, of Broggles' "favourite" pokémon from episode one. Jerbie's game trailers:Music of episode 3:Summoning of Spirits - Disillusioned_Fate_(Derris-Kharlan) - OC RemixSummoning of Spirits - Continental_Divide_(Dry_Trail) - OC RemixSummoning of Spirits - Like_A_Glint_(Like_A_Glint_of_Light) - OC RemixSummoning of Spirits - Cartesian_Warfare_(The_End_of_a_Thought) - OC RemixSummoning of Spirits - Altar_Perception_(Search_a_Seal) - OC RemixFFX_Hurry - DarkeSword_-_Time_Slips_Away - OC RemixFFX_Hurry - AaronD_-_Fury_Haste - OC RemixFFX_Hurry - Zeroboros_feat_Swann_-_Party_in_Zanarkand - OC RemixFFX_Hurry - Chernabogue_feat_NintenJoe 64_-_For_Those_About_to_Run - OC RemixFFX_Hurry - Rozovian_-_No_Escape_No_Hurry - OC RemixNights: Lucid Dreaming - Panzer Nightopia - OC RemixNights: Lucid Dreaming - Dreams, Dreams (Disco NiGHTS Mix) - OC RemixNights: Lucid Dreaming - From Dusk til Dawn - OC Remix Nights: Lucid Dreaming - Lies Within Dreams - OC RemixNights: Lucid Dreaming - Slumber on a City Corner - OC RemixSC1 themeSc1 Terran theme 2SC1 Protoss theme 2SC1 Zerg theme 2SC2 Wings of Liberty Main Theme

In which we have a special guest, Reno's chair breaks halfway through the episode, and cutie marks are discussed.Listen to episode 2!Ponywings game - Hours of your LIFE!Super Filly Adventure - Play if you dare! 

Our first ever pilot inaugural flagship premiere episode!  In which Six draws the ire of America, and much rage is expelled over the battle tower.Listen to Episode 1!Ten most disturbing pokédex entries!