Anonymous Trio

Duncan or Krispy KremeNano PumpRobby robots Star Wars New Years gaming consolesBlame it on the boogiePantera hardies I don't know what cabbies are Fibonacci's revenge Sequence  Finally get to what cabbies Executive begging cupSportsKings pistons and NFL

It’s another lost episode! This one was recorded right before Thanksgiving but the Trio didn’t bother being grateful for anything. Have a listen and then go have some fun. But be thankful for it.Switching up the format and the intro music!Captain Agenda has been dishonorably discharged and is now simply Mr. AgendaJLP does NOT like Nate Dogg. At all.Adventures at gang campRacial profiling is the shark fin of racismMort tells a rhetorical jokeName the fake deathcore bandThe benefits of being gratefulGuessing how much money movies madeTrue Confessions AND Updates!

It's not exactly a lost episode but for some reason we're publishing this one after 110 and 111. Why? It's important for our relationship with you to keep things fresh and interesting. This time we talked about a whole bunch of things you're going to love! So after you listen make sure to hug your parents and go have some fun! Washing your car White genocide and minority Jedis Quiz time: drug names Mr. Radio Voice grew a beardWatching people play video games on YouTubeNot smell your own shit or your roommate not smell your shit Shitting on Star Trek Nurse Radio Voice is moving in Chewing on tar Line etiquette Witch mud Who wrote The Goonies? Making potions for a living

Hey friends, the AT squad squeaked this one out just before the new year. They talk of important influential film such as Blood Sport as well as lesser films like Star Wars VII. Of course there is mounds of other important stuff, like He-Man and G.I. Joe so sit back and bask in the chaos then go have some fun.

This time on the Anonymous Trio we learn that Captain Agenda was dishonorably discharged from the Coast Guard and is now simply Mr. Agenda. As such, the rest of the trio had to step their game up and keep the show rolling. Mort tells two rhetorical jokes, JLP quizzes the trio on death metal band names and Mr. Radio Voice breaks out a spreadsheet of 5,000 movies and how much it cost to make them.So if you've never tried any of your pa's chaw, give the trio a try and then go have some fun!

It's been awhile. Go have some fun!

They talk about trains man, trains! Live, love, listen, then go have some fun! Write at info@anonymoustrio.com follow @trioanonymous.

Ever been hit by a sock with something filled with something unpleasant? Ever wondered what it would be like to dress up at Comic-con? Ever wonder if Jr Lollipops will ever find love? Well, this one answers all those questions and more. They even had a guest pop in @TheFatalSiren to chat about the cosplay scene which was awesome. The AT squad seemed to have fun, so now it’s your turn – go have some fun.

Anonymous Trio is in full swing and odly no scat with this one. In this episode, they cover  celebrity wealth, whining, and then wrap up with tales of when they were rapscallions up to know good.You deserve more, so please if you do nothing else, go have some fun.TopicsGrade school disciplinary measuresObservationsJerry Garcia TattoosBill and TedCelebrity WealthOperaSpielbergDr Dre David Copperfiled Madonna 8PDiddyGloria Estephan Kathy Ireland Tom Cruise High school partiesDear Amy and Uhh Yeah Dude

We all think we know more than we actually do, but Anonymous Trio proves once again that they don't. Put on your parka and lock-in to this adventure of wonder, splendor, and jack pine savages then how could you not go have some fun?Topics Observations Chronic Lateness Presidential Height Hofstadter’s law Fooled by Randomness: Nassim Nicholas Taleb Dunning Kruger Effect Slang for Ugly Dup De Doo Micro Scatting  Poo Pourri How much do your underpants cost? Boot cut underpants WTF Barack Obama

Some like it hot – the AT squad seem to like it funny then awkward and uncomfortable. That's just a small part of an all around good cast but like always, we give our three fans (Agghead, Fooseball, and Dr. Rockwell) the real deal what ever. Standard fare: updates, non sequiturs, work, paranoia, public shaming, arguments, callbacks to old episodes, strip clubs, sarcastic isms, then they say go have some fun, but I'm not sure they did, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't. acx2p75f  

Do you ever wonder what happens to your trash when you toss it away? Well, the AT squad imagine a wondrous place called Trash Island where its two inhabitants bask in their wealth of filth. Isn't if fun when our old friends get together and think of exotic locations and adventures such as these? It doesn't happen very often, so lets savor yet another episode and then go have some fun.

You don't always get what you want when you want it, but sometimes you get a random Anonymous Trio Episode out of nowhere. This one they even seemed to have their stuff together. They had topics, made calls, and talked all kinds of stuff – they even started up some old traditions, like making Jr. Lollipops get back on the dating horse or have to contribute to Ted Cruz's campaign. Well, lets just cherish this rare occasion then, like always, go have some fun.JLPops birthdayAshley MadisonPorkusNADSNOS drinkThe Alabama  Back HugMaster Blaster (again)Did you get the emailThe Yakuza (movie)Uilleann pipesSexually Transmitted Restless LegOut of office replyRockwell Phone inDeen Phone inNurse Radio Voice Phone inTime of our lifeScat attackLong John’s in Cereal

Well they finally did it! Who of the three of us who actually listen to the Anonymous Trio would have thought that they would have made it to 100 episodes? Dean showed up, Agghead called in, they left a message for Dr. Rockwell, and even unsuccessfully tried to get a hold of Foosball. Sit back and enjoy 1 hr and 25 mins of the best cast they've done in the month of March so far, then go have some fun.

This one was quite a musical episode which digs deeply into Disney, professionalism, the dentist, and Long John Silvers. Would they survive in the wild with only Transitional Lenses? They decide that they most likely they would not, and then end up having the time of their lives at the end so stick with them until then and then go have some fun.TopicsMaineLatkasSurvivalTransitions Lenses: @27CosbySea Bass and Monk FishHush Puppies @28DisneyDentists and oral hygieneRadio Voice's OCD / recycling issuesC.H.U.D.Pico JomsaRelationships

Hey bros, it's been awhile and we've got no time for this or that. Go have some fun!

Sometimes drastic times call for sarcastic measures. This one the fellas give their two cents on the civil unrest happening these days. Don't worry, it doesn't last that long. After getting into it, they quickly segue into being their normal immature selves and talk of normal stuff like horrible dates and Psychology Today. Too tired to write a list of topics for the Google bots, so until next time, do us a favor and go have some fun.Follow us @trioanonymous

Yet another remastered lost episode recorded in 2012! The gents haven't casted in a while and in this episode, Captain Agenda, Mort, Junior Lolly Pops and Mr. Radio Voice discuss changing the name of the podcast. Give it a listen to find out if they changed the name...actually, wait. The name is the still the same. But tune in anyway and then go have some fun! Topics Breaking up and then getting a new haircutCanned pumpkin lattesGambling on electionsThe president doesn't matterCheese Burgers in Paradse The Supreme CourtBuying adult diapers in bulkGaining monkey strength in a surprising wayNinja Gold and Vials of ActionMargaritaville, ItalyZipper or Button flyJelly trees and jelly strawsAre there any ska fans left?FMK: Goth kids, Hipsters and RaversHot air balloons and hang glidersMr. Radio Voice's wedding news (spoiler: it didn't happen)The fiscal cliff and debt ceilingMeat salad cannon

Life is full of questions like, what do you keep fresh up in the cloud? does Second Life still exist? how did the Duck Hunt gun work? and is watching The Suite Life of Zack & Cody as embarrassing as it seems? I think you can trust that the Anonymous Trio get to the bottom of these and more. And, before you judge, just remember that we all have true confessions. Topics Broached: Mail order bridesZack and codyRight hand vs leftMort vs HappyHappy vs RightIs Lollipops still the best?Milk Man DaveMedia binging and NetflixWipe out American Ninja Warrior. Float TripsEpisonomySally Twiz 

What, another lost episode? Yes folks, treasure has been found in the recesses of Captain Agenda's hard drive and this one is bright and shiny ready for consumption. Recorded in 2012 and featuring Dean of all people, the AT Squad sit to talk and tell us about the five steps to change, then how to avoid them. Man, I think this one is having fun, by just listening to it, so have some fun, then go have some fun! Topics Discussed: Religious upbringingFabulous Fast Fried ChickenBaby milkMimosas and pancakesKaroShasta, Pasta, and CanastaDiet plansTeen deanWilderness FamilyDirty Diana 

Making each other mildly upset can either be a sign of pending doom or true friendship. This time the AT Squad (Captain Agenda) got a bit ruffled but they seemed to get it back together for the sake of the fans. My guess is they will remain friends, but one never knows. Good news though, Jr. Lollypops went on a date with an opera singer, and a solid impression of Michael McDonald singing “What a Fool Believes” went down! Fun can be scarce these days, so even if you don’t want to, have some House of Lords on toast then go have some fun! Some Topics Broached The CellFreezing HorsesTiny animalsMicheal McDonaldHot Topic Diarrea CDs from the mailTime Life Paranormal BooksPure VibesFreedom RockBed time ritualsNinja SexCrunt PasteWe sing I Had The Time of My Life Again

What are the chances that four people would be in a good mood at the same time? Well the moon and sun were in alignment this time and the AT squad brought it back like they did in the golden days before it all came crashing down. I think we need to cherish these days because they can be few and far between, so lets listen well then go have some fun. Topics:Cowboy shirts and beltsToenail and Karate Man Our soundsMaking your bedDr. RockwellAggheadBamboo SunglassesAnd a lot more I can't remember

Some of you may be wondering what came of the sticky situations brought up last time (Episode 91). Mainly the the ex moving in situation, and the I'm not sure this is going anywhere situation. Well this one aims to solve those wonders with some more stuff to worry about in between. Sometimes friends can't let friends let their ex girlfriends move in with them, but sometimes Lollipops has to do what Lollipops has to do. Not sure this one is super funny, but they do get to some nitty gritty if that interests you. Keep on with it man, and like always go have some fun.Topics:Over the brain or under the brainBreakupsLiving with your exKarate expertsDisney WorldDuck matingLiceDatingUniversal StudiosHarry Potter RideCensorshipHaving a babyJudgmentStrokesLeather trench coatsSkating rinksMovies8th grade girl friendsBengay, advil, nuprin37 minutes in Captain Agenda sings as song referencing testicleseGolden Corral

Previous Episode. If you haven't heard this one, it's a classic from 2010. This is where the lore of many many topics AT still speaks of today originated. Relive a better time, then go have some fun.

This time the Trio tackle some tough decisions. What would you do if in a moment of weakness in which you had promised your ex that she could move in to your new house with you, but then she starts dating a karate expert? Let's find out then go have some fun.

Some of you in your 30s may sympathize with our aging Anonymous Trio. It's not easy being employed middle class white dudes (Jr. Lollipops included) with relatively manageable lives. They lament on their long lost optimism but sprinkle in a fair amount of in appropriate comments to break things up. I don't know if you know this, but you weren't instructed to go have any fun in last weeks release of episode 75's description, so you get two. Go have some fun! Go have some fun!Topics:  Butter ButtsHaving babiesWhat else are we scared ofShaq’s shoesJr. buys a houseEskimosEmpire Strikes BakeCat’s and dogMatch.comLife is meaninglessWorkDoop de dooTherapyBanana hammokOver the shoulder boulder holderMicro thongReturn of the JediBib FortunaMad Max Beyond the Thunder DomeFriendly gracesKing of the HillTrue confessionsSaget Coulier

Another lost episode, evidence that they were indeed once funny and worthy of their rank of best mediocre podcast. They get sentimental and talk about grade 8, played a game that should be done again, then later Jr. Lollipops pulls out some monumental Versus. This one was recorded prior to the 2012 election, so they talked a bit of Mitt Romney and Kony as well as Mr. Radio Voice’s wedding plans – if you’ve been with us for a while you know he eventually decided to not get married.Topics Discussed: What we were like in the 8th gradeTop 5 albums we liked in the 8th gradeMetallicaYoung MCDef LeopardDJ Rob BaseBell Biv DevoeTechnotronicGame: Finish these lyricsOverall shortsBotatasFirst time Jr. Drank with two girls in the 7th gradeRainbow BrightCrushes: StephanieHigh school chicksWhat drew Mrs. Radio Voice to Mr. Radio VoiceConfidence as an attractive forceJeep Patriots and WranglersHybrid SUVsHeaven and hellGoblin is backJr.’s unclesIn the presence of deathWe will die and cease to be awareNo proof of thatPraying to a hair dryerJr.’s verses:No arms or no legsX-Ray or Fly50 is the episode with GoblinDonkey Mini-HorseSand or GlitterBall bat or cool breezeJohn McCain’s danceMadonnaBen AffleckMr. Radio Voice’s wedding plansCookies and creamsDieting

Well it's been a few, but not to worry the AT crew is alive and well and ready to take on subjects of all shapes and sizes. Did you ever think they'd ever make it to 89 episodes or seamlessly interweave the concepts of life threatening fear with snorting Gatorade powder? Topics Discussed: Beef jerkyStereotypes confirmed desi being an Indian American, the origins of Jr. LollipopsWhere do Kenyan kids go for spring breakHaving childrenCaucus MountainsKarate Kid IIThe Last SamuraiSeinfeld disposal in tub episodeUncles and mayors who do crackRituals and habits FlossingTiny Birth Control PillsJapanese thingsSleep eating a spongeThe time Captain Agenda’s friend got drunkHow you feel A – ZToenails new guyHaving a baby or kidnappingLast wordsThe homeless exercisingMr. Radio Voices old Mrs. Radio VoiceDating and Match.comCollege refrigeratorsEnergy drinks, deaths and contentsBomb drinkCrystal BethB-BitaminsDerekLife threatening fearSnorting Gatorade powderFour Loco, and Clamato80 musicUs3

I think the AT squad is actually getting into some sort of swing. Maybe their hiatus was just what they needed and we can now consider counting on them as we once did to make us all feel like were not alone in our 30s angst. A musical episode, they sang a rendition of “Oh Canada”, and improvised a song about a boy becoming a man and marrying a beautiful woman. They even developed a new product! I think they deserve a social network like for this one, but that’s just me. Maybe tweet this for old time sake, then go have some fun.   Topic Broached:  General PetraeusNuclear missile codesGirl suing for her parents for cutting her offIn Like FlintMost embarrassing albums311CreedSalt-N-PepperStone Temple PilotsFalcoLimp BizkitPrimusPresidents of the United States of AmericaSmashing PumpkinsSo I Married and Axe Murder Sound TrackTrue ConfessionsOakley BladesMustache GlassesBamboo Sunglasses PandaOh Canada Internet trollingChris BenoitBBSRebecca BlackAre public figures fair game?1057 Wrote a new song, “She Was Beautiful”The nature and benifits of sinSex and honeyPunishment called the boatsGuilt of masterbationSports teamMichael Jordan playing baseballFred Phelps’ hate monger family How smart are we?Social problemsSexual updates, would you have it with a pro?Strip club experienceSally Twiznops and Pickles Shitzarella StixMr. Radio Voices dates and encounters and will he move in with his new squeeze.

One of many lost episodes. Not sure what was said. I think something about drum circles and sports, but I'm sure it's mildly funny. You need to go have some fun. 

Hey man, two within a month, that could be a new record. In this episode the AT squad dig deep and talk about stuff like female C.E.O.s, hipsters, and the movie star of Remo Williams. There’s also a bit about the game Street Fighter in relation to a Brazilian wax and traditional Indian attire. Perhaps the most educational aspect of this one is learning of the terms, Big Booty Judy and Jack Pine Savage. Try and slip those into your next conversation and then, like always, go have some fun. After all that they get to some good stuff.

This one the gang get back together celebrate Mr. Radio Voice's Irish American roots. Naturally that lead to talking Religion and Monkeys. Hope you enjoy and eagerly await next year's episode – in between that go have some fun.  

Ticks are gross, but they make awesome subjects of vocal exercising rhymes. This and many other insights were discovered by the Anonymous Trio this time around. They post rarely, but when they do it's pretty satisfying – so sit back, relax, and remember better times, then of course go have some fun. Topics: The Holy Ghost, Dark Crystal, Car Wreck, Vacations, Hitting Deer, Dressing up for Halloween, Last time we cried, CrossFit Therapy, Exercise bikes with fans, Streetstrider or Ellipigo, Vurtego Pogo Sticks, One word Snowden, Correct spelling of chode / choad, Competitive scatting, Purpose to life or random, Taking risks, Dropping lobsters, Urban lobsters,Bugs caught in ear or nose, Tick Talk, MMA Fighting, Hobbies, Being interviewed, Cosby Show, Different World, Living Color, Lilith Fair, Lyme Disease, FroYo flavors, Kidney stones, How long can you keep going, Flesh eating virus, Metallica's One video, Us as mythical gods.

This season’s theme is bound to be about figuring out the traumas associated with being in your mid thirties, because it’s clear that the Trio has been on hiatus to deal with some major stuff.  This group therapy session covers: revenge, Marcus Aurelius, big mistakes, missed opportunities, coughing in hand vs. elbow, the global mind, public libraries and schools, the mail, the stalker economy, spider goats, Snapchat, and other stuff intermixed with some very funny defense mechanism jokes and sarcasm. Try and delude yourself into thinking positive things can come of trauma then go have some Funyuns.

What would you do with a hot air ballon or with digestional distress  a dressing room? Find out what AT would do plus more funny stuff, then go have some fun.

This time the trio get together to quiz Mort to see if he's worthy of the Trio. The fact that he would rather do this cast for you folks than most activities makes him much more worthy than say Jr. Lollypops. They also talk about three sure fire ways to get people to like you. Go Jamabag then go have some fun.

Do you ever wonder what happened to the stars of yesteryear? Do you think Jr. Lollypops should now be called Legato Smooth? Do you think that all men should keep their promises? Do you think you could survive in times of the T.V. Show Little House on the Prairie? Do you think old ladies deserve to let it rip when ever they need to? Do you know what to ask yourself before you ask for advice? If you've answered yes to any of these then this cast was recorded with you in mind. We talked about the following T.V. Shows: Touched by an Angel, Blossom, Boy meets World, Parker Louis Can't Loose, Life Goes On, 6 Million Dollar Man, Highway to Heaven, Little House on a Prairie, My Two Dads, Thirty Something, Different Strokes, Perfect Strangers, Alf, Two and a Half Men, A-Team, MacGyver. Go have some fun!

This time AT unwinds with talk of drinking at work, shooting cannon balls at stomachs and pretenting they are just in from the easter block discovering America and her fine Jerkied Meats. So go ahead and unwind with them, then and always go and have some fun.

You know when you've eaten just the right amount of your favorite food, but then you decide to eat just a little bit more, but that turns into eating much more in turn making you sick and wishing you had an ounce of self control, knowing deep in your soul that that's why America will loose the next World War? Don't blame yourself – it's your fault, but don't take it. Give to the government and big business, they love it. This episode is one for the history books, in the top 70 at least. They talked of many things and some of them are listed here for you and our best listeners, the googlebots: Leviticus, hookworm parasites, football, cud, sports, synchronized swimming, parry, thrust, ground meat tooth paste, Rick Santorum, Kevin Smith's pelvic region, Lindsey Graham, mail bag, Fooseball. You've squandered it for the last time, so no have some fun.

Hey out there in T.V. land, A.T. is back with some in-depth talk about balls and all they entail. Before you say it, Captain Agenda had a horse voice and wants you to know that he loves all creeds (not the band Creed) and what ever gets said, he hates only himself. For the love of comedy they talked: bullies, the prostate, Popular Science, trans illumination, varicose veins, the double dutch, high school, Othello, Chess, Checkers, small arms fire and the love of all nations. Go have some fun ya'll.

This one the trio talk about finding new friends and catching trendy new diseases. They seemed more at one with each other now that Jr. Lollypops has gotten out some of his anger. Don't forget to go have some fun then give Anonymous Trio a five star iTunes review.

Hey man Anonymous Trio kicked it up and put one out, so if you liked them don't give up just yet. If it's impossible or too much trouble don't, but if you can conveniently do it,  go have some fun.

Hey AT friends, this one the guys talk some straight talk about the conversations our bodies have with other bodies. Jr. Lollypops can't seem to get his mic up to Agenda's standards and creates a bit of tension. Let's see, they also blather on about the same old same old that we love to hear again and again. If you haven't given up some accolades in awhile than be a pal and give the fragile ego's of Anonymous Trio a most needed boost. Love always, and of course, go have some fun.

Anonymous Trio truly loves talking wildlife and wild behavior as they explore the interesting world of sharks and shark behavior. Jr. Lollypops played the mum mum, Radio Voice talked about his new catche of English candy, Captain Agenda still thinks he's the superior member, and Finkelstein seems to be enjoying the crazy. The list: Pets, cats,  nuts, cashews, sun screen, breakups,  gym class, adderall , China, talcum, English candy, T.V. dinners, sharks, Lord of the Rings, Balrog, little league scandals, and much more. Remember you have a moral obligation to go have some fun as it's the only payment AT requires.

Getting back in the swing Anonymous Trio is getting to know each other and a new contributor, Mort Finkelstein. Most likely the next few will episodes will be getting to know this Mort and what makes him tick. It was new to him and if it's new to you, go have some effing fun! Nine out of ten bots want to know we talked of: pets, cats, nuts, cashews, sun screen, Breakups, gym class, adderall and more than I can remember.

So it's been awhile and if you were wondering where they've been just ask Mr. Radio Voice @ info@anonymoustrio.com. It's the same old show with the same old stuff, but it's good to hear that sweet old song. AT talked of the following: The term Gift of the Vagi as it relates to the TV show Modern Family, porn, porn docs, bobbing for apples, halloween costumes, exotic fruits and stinky fruit, men giving birth, birthing plans, fun chucks, match bombs, publicy and privaty matters, Iceland Air, and swinging. It's been too long so for good measure go have some fun.

Strange night – Mr. Radio Voice didn't make it and Dean was late, so Captain and Jr. Lollypops used that time to talk smack about Mr Radio Voice and Jr's early 20's. Dean showed up so they entertained each other with strange mispronunciations and tales of public nudity. If there was any good created it was in the invention of the new phrase, "gift of the vagi". All the clever ways of saying it has been said so go have some fun.

Snacks are good! Eat some then go have some fun.

For what it's worth, Anonymous Trio has fully excepted themselves as the deviant people they are. Clearly making each other laugh is more important than civility. So (pause) if you're horrible too or at least enjoy listening to horrible people, this podcast's for you. They say it at the end of every show, but I'm not sure they really care if you go have some fun or not but you should anyway. For our beloved Googlebots: comedy, Pappa John's, Pizza Hut, Domino's, licorice, Uhh Yeah Dude, fake French accents, Japan Adderall and other things. Ah Jaunt Tah!

Just when you think Anonymous Trio has run out of golden product ideas a divinely inspired one comes from above. Googlebots want to know that we talked of the following: bosses, Pizza Hut, straight men liking non straight things, words, Ryan Styles, Greg Proops, Price is Right, Drew Carey, Kevin Smith, life, strange war tactics. You guys are the greatest and deserve to go have some fun.

AT does a full fifteen of viruses, because it must have just felt right. You may also notice that though they've tried valiantly it seems like cleaning up just isn't possible. This one they talked Wal-Mart, Ghost Rider, schizophrenia, horror movies, The Thing, childhood activities, Vincent D'onofrio, JLo, Out of Site, and other stuff. Are you tired of hearing it cause AT isn't tired of saying it: Go Have Some Fun.