Friends From The Internet

Download Now! iiiiiit's revengecast! where have we been for a year?? where have YOU been for a year? no doubt waiting, as we have been, for the return of Revengecast! the only podcast that tells you not just WHO put Lisa Simpson in the trunk, by WHY put Lisa Simpson in the trunk. oh, Emily. you could no sooner discard your persona than you could leave...... South Hampton......? is that what we're calling it now? anyway, the two of you are so clearly intertwined that to pretend it has anything to do with so-called "Charlotte" is pretense at best. Exhibit 1) Nolan's suit. Exhibit 2) Hitting Poor People's Cars With Your Car. Exhibit 3) You Definitely Bought The House So You Can Start Hardcore Crankin' Your Hog In Victoria's Bedroom??? like come on this so-known "Chocolate" doesn't even hit the top ten. but i know that look in your eye, Armalarm Tharme.... you're bored..... all your lofty ambitions have gone to seed.... and the harvest isn't as sweet as you thought it would be.......... meanwhile on the OTHER side of the [south side] of the island, Jack is officially Probied! that's right our darling dumbass has done the one thing we all knew he would since the beginning: join the cops so he can fix a hideously corrupt system from the inside!! his first act as Corruption Specialist Detective Serpico (Probie Edition): beg his partner not to arrest the rich lady doing drugs because he knows her! there's a big 10-4 salute to you, Jack-o! Declan's crying in heaven...... but mostly because all that angelic grace can't stop him from biffing those ollies??? am i right! put your pads on!! and on yet another island entirely?? Margeaux and Danny scheme their little spider schemes against one another? or for one another? but not enough to use material evidence of their rival's wrongdoing to hurt them. i think it just goes to show Revenge's iron-clad grip on the concept of Class Loyalty: Margaux's mad at Danny, but she's not "tell someone he woke up in a hotel room next to a dead model and orchestrated a tremendous cover-up" mad at him. rich looks out for rich, even when they mad at each other. it's just that sort of thing. finally, probably not on an island at all, but an regular degular continental landmass, is Victoria: the only rich person who has ever suffered. and boy is she suffering now!! because she is NOT rich and she is wearing BEIGE, the poorest of the colors. she has spent an estimated 9 months nursing a badass shovel wound on her forehead in a Connecticut(?) asylum. cut off from her She Wolves. cut off from her money! cut off from her very Soulstone itself (Grayson Manor)! surrounded by Poppets and Lisas Simpsons! will she survive?? will she THRIVE?? well..... i hope you'll listen to the episode to find out :3c Topics for Consideration: Beard for a Head Clandestine Sapphic Plans What Happened To Marta Yes the Dennis/Mac thing is going to keep coming up i'm sorry if we keep recording more episodes it just is A Hampton Queen Needs Her Throne :) Target Status:write us a review on iTunes using this link. it seems like it matters? but i don't really check or anything so you could just lie :) also we have a mailing list now! Sign up for... uhhh whenever the new DNUASC is coming, that's pretty much it for the moment.

why has this episode (the 1970s movie Time Etranger: Go Shogun recorded live during bd4pp 2020!!) been so hard to pooooooost............i just wanna get it over with cripes........

Download the Show: (right click, save as) This show also known as: quickly vanishing blood baptisms. happy 2021, babes :) (this was supposed to come out on like january 4th, that's why i said that) Music Selection: calling e.o.g.h.a.n. are you receiving e.o.g.h.a.n. please respond This show is about:

(for archival porpoises only) sorry for the bad audio! did i mention i moved cross country in march and have been trying to cobble not just our streaming audio set-up, but my entire life, back together ever since!! hope everyone is surviving in 2021. thanks for being an amazing group of friends who keep breaking your previous records year after year. no matter how terrible it gets out there, y'all have always showed up

good morning (brew!) you know the deal! the Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge is a podcast where our community challenges graz to determine which anime titles i provide her are real and which are.... ....beyond belief....

Download Now! i'm gonna skip the bit because tonight on revenge..... it's large victories tempered by little sadnesses. the true heart of the "melo"'d drama is laid bare for us tonight on the television screen. Emlanda Clorne......... for so long we've known you. we've rooted for you.... for some reason not to kill people? why is this still a thing in this show? they forget about everything else all the time why not just forget about that. i would be more mad right now if i didn't remember the finalé of that particular character arc--i.e.: the show, in toto--may as well have been written by us, in podcast form, as fanfiction. but that's a little story for season FOUR For as long as we've known and cared about Emily, for considerably less time have we we known Aiden, who we do sometimes still call EYE-den (though, mercifully, not in this episode, i think? but maybe, i don't really listen when i'm editing--i wouldn't so much call it "editing", what i do, as it is "edit in the Law and Order SVU DONK DONK sound more often than i should, which is zero.) so Aiden. right now, he thought he'd be shipping his big old head and his accent all the way back to Anaheim, California, the home of A Disney Place, itself the home of Epicott Center (less sure on this one???), which is a longwinded way of reminding you that Revenge's idea of England is a single street from It's A Small World After All and acknowledging there's something called a "lorry." ah, revenge..... we're not so different, you and i....

it's revengecast, the only podcast on the internet closing in on covering a full 75% of one specific TV show called Revenge. so as people who now know approximately 71-73% of revenge, you know that we're in the know!  and people in the know know they don't NEED to go over what goes on in the episode. a guy who looks like Brad Pitt's chin got stuck by 30 bees harasses emily so hard that she discards her Billionaire Power Armor (colloquially known as "money") to accompany him (not under arrest) to the police station set from what is almost certainly a failed multi-racial 90s buddy cop sitcom called Coffee n' Creem. and we *all* already know how easy it is to buy an ear off ear.net--the DARKEST of webs--but not because our politicians or news media are talking about it, am i right?? what's important is this is the moment. it's *the* moment, right. it's all come to this, bro!! all the red sharpies. all the therapists in cargo contains. Mason Treadwell. The Initiative. double infinities. collars. watches. whale cams. spilling bloody marys on people and then pretending to love them for three years while making "shooting yourself in the head with a cartoon pistol" gestures behind his back to your billionaire-slash-pervert friend on face time. the frakking guy because we needed a mid-season enemy of the week! squeak-squeaking your sister and giving her 1000 ccs of Clockwork Orange because you're tired of coming up with good plans. exploding her best friend on a boat that almost had nothing to do with you except for like in a cosmic and/or karmic sense............ but all that being said........ don't you gotta just give it to her? and don't you just you gotta give it to Conrad? i'm so surfeit with emotions i feel like standing and clapping like they do at the end of a play but i don't even do that at real plays because i'm socially awkward and am convinced that any motion i make will cause a crowd of hyenas to descend.** hey maybe i even gotta give it (just a *lil*) to Mike Kelley (or whoever wrote this) because people have been waiting to see Emily on the other side of jail cell from Conrad for a long time. what people? well.... i know two of them!!!! and they're just as happy seeing it now as they did for the first times................................... motherfucker how is "We Can't Quit.... Coz We Fit" not a Tim and Eric sketch, get the fuck off the porch Aiden, Jack is here with a RING (metaphor!!!!) so by the by: three cheers, Emalarm! here's to a successful mission with absolutely no repercussions in the near future, especially considering the next episode is the season finale! :) Topics for Consideration: Butt Prints "Little Mao" The New Franq Little Miss Born-A-Wretch Target Status: write us a review on iTunes using this link. it seems like it matters? but i don't really check or anything so you could just lie :) also we have a mailing list now! Sign up for... uhhh whenever the new DNUASC is coming, that's pretty much it for the moment.         **i did break this rule once.... and only once..... it was the Takarazuka Revue's showing of Chicago and i did it.... because they were incredibly hot.... :)

Download Now! that,s right its time for the *ONLY* podcast on the internet that waits nearly a year between installments of its supposedly weekly recap of a serialized TV show--no silly, i'm not talking about Fast Karate Vento Aureo Edition (RIP?? (there's always BD4PP2020( provided we all live that long))). iiiiiiits Revenge(...for david...)cast! well look a lot of things have changed since the last episode, including some people's names (mine). does that mean, by some strange coincidence, i am thanking the ghost of the fictional character oscar chapman--early 2010s answer to late 1960s transphobia--to thank for my coming out? i'm not saying that's NOT what happened... but ultimately... it was mostly this "Netflix's the Boy 2 The Boyer" tweet that set the whole thing in motion??? wow it's like... kinda weird when you put it that way... thank u... the netflix's the brahms...........

ooops i meant sleipnir i guess, shrug emoji** GUESS WHAT BABEY. it's my birthday (in a couple days) so come out to our streaming channel (bossdoors.tv) tomorrow, May 2nd (still not my actual birthday) and let's have fun together on an ALL DAY STREM (2020)           **but being "the enchanted rope that is tied around Fenrir" sounds like a pretty hot gig for an anime protagonist honestly

It's a new podcast!! I'm sleepy!! The end!! (a bunch of submissions came in after the wire so rest assured i'm saving them for next time)

wow!! is it really a whole separate calendar year since we did DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE FALL 2019 EDITIONi guess things sometimes fall through the cracks when you're... me...

It's a new pod! Come with us as we explore the worlds of Actual Play via the mechanism of Legacy of Dragonholt, wherein we flex our improvisational muscles and my mixing of audio is put to the absolute limit.     This one isn't really edited because we did it LIVE for #bd4pp2019! If you'd like to watch the video version this was sourced on, go check out the youtube! Enjoy the finale of Dragonholt which goes!! places!! we did not!! expect!! If you're just here for the names of the audio files I gave to Ian, brüdder, do i have good news for you!!

It's a new pod! Come with us as we explore the worlds of Actual Play via the mechanism of Legacy of Dragonholt, wherein we flex our improvisational muscles and my mixing of audio is put to the absolute limit. So Which Ones Can I Choose Again? :3c     No music this time time because we're in a rush!! Make sure you all come to see our DRAGONHOLT FINALE RECORDED LIVE this Saturday at Noon eastern time as part of our 24 hour charity stream for The New Sanctuary Coalition. More info at bd4pp.com!

UPDATE: if you wanted to know what the robot was actually saying, Nick's got you covered! I understand with the utmost certainty that is is impossible to understand... that's because it's an ARG! Why not join in with our Discord community (though it might just end up being Nick) to try and solve it? If people are able to get ~80% we'll donate $100 on the spot! b('.')b But be careful... there's some tricky Yokai Factz in there, sprinkled with Friends From The Internet lore that might trip you up!! Suggest games and learn more about streamtober/bd4pp here, and donate at bd4pp.com!

Sometimes dogs get sick and have acute kidney failure !! Which is why this DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE SUMMER 2019 EDITION has been so delayed! I'm not going to say don't worry about Panza she's okay, but she *is* doing a lot better than she was four weeks ago! And so, we finally have the time and energy between making her personal pan cream of wheat with boiled sweet potatoes and bits of chicken to record a podcast! And what's this?? A SNEAKY SURPRISE ATTACK! Listen closely, because on THIS morning brew, the tables MAY turn. Hold onto your seats, because it's time for a life or death struggle where Graziella's mettle is put to the absolute test as she wends and winds a labyrinth of real and user-submitted anime titles in an quest to determine the very essence of Reality and Falsehood!

It's episode 9, that i accidentally deleted

Listen Up! Iiiiiiit's Revengecast, the only podcast on the internet to ask [Netflix's [Renée Zellwegger's]] HWHATIF we recorded a podcast about Revenge like every six months give or take. So that's what we're here to do! Or, to be accurate, that's what we did on, according to my reference notes, Saturday, June 15th and we're just releasing it now. Wow, do I need a better laptop or *what* this noise cancelation takes FOREVER!! So, Game of Thrones. Haha, just kidding! What's happening in the Hamptons? Well, just like in real life, noted industrialists who are poisoning the environment and inflicting countless chronic conditions on the most vulnerable among us are being sternly censured and sometimes even jailed for their crimes! Haha, just kidding!(x2) They're receiving awards from green energy foundations (just like in real life). Enter stage or (DERBY!) left, noted billionaire poisoner, Luke Gilliam, whomst we discover is really just an SVU-style ripped-from-the-headlines version of this weird turtle man Graz is obsessed with. Who was that?? Didn't catch the name. But be careful out there, Mr Gilliam, because the Ecological Alliance Front just might make your NEXT pretend swig of hazardous chemicals your LAST one. :3c And also by the way Jack still has a bone to pick with the ultimate culprit of his young brother Declán's death (in a leather jacket)--THE PLANET EARTH. Blah blah blah, something something something Javier (in a leather jacket). We're treated to a full frontal of an AI clone that somehow knows what shoes you wanna buy and all you have to do is scan your brain and presumably get photographed by that absurd camera rig from the matrix. Yeah, okay. Gross violations of privacy aside I'm definitely convinced that Javier can pull this technology off, given this was written circa the shitty Tupac hologram and years before Alexa would ask us "I didn't catch that, did you ask me to search for DragonForged Dildo Sales" NO ALEXA. I ASKED YOU TO SERACH FOR DRAGONFORCE DILDO SALES. Hey remember that song?? It came out around this time, maybe! Or several years before. But in the timeliness of Revenge (and Revengecast!), all things are worth waiting for. And thus, Emily has made a pact to experience no contemporaneous speed metal until her father is avenged. Which is too bad because Javier has a minidisc mix that he'd really like to share with her--which is what I WOULD say, if I remembered if those two characters had ever interacted with one another. Meanwhile, on the other side of the FOOD WASTE, Aiden is throwing Nolan's thoughtful gifts in the trash because god dammit it's a stakeout not a SHWARMAout and anyway who is that attractive and well-stacked lady? Why, it's presumed-dead journalist Oscár ChapMan, currently living her best life as Brenda(á). Wow, taking billionaires to task AND shattering gender expression, all in 2013? Guys, was Revenge actually secretly woke???? Topics for Consideration: Hickenlooper?!!? Harry Potter Zombie Compass Dick Fixed Perspective Camera Fetishes Baby Mini V THE BLACK SHARPIE Target Status: THIS LINK LETS YOU BUY THE BOOK I WROTE. If you have the time, write us a review on iTunes using this link. iTunes reviews are a big factor in discovery metrics, and all it takes is a sentence to help us grow! Also we have a mailing list now! Sign up for... uhhh whenever the new DNUASC is coming, that's pretty much it for the moment. gabba gabba GET IT

Iiiiiiiit was my birthday, and I didn't have to pick it up the phone! Know what I *did* have to do though??  The DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE SPRING 2019 EDITION! And this time, for AllDayStrem2019, it was LIVE AND DONE IN FIVE. Hold onto your seats, because it's time for a life or death struggle where Graziella's mettle is put to the absolute test as she wends and winds a labyrinth of real and user-submitted anime titles in an quest to determine the very essence of Reality and Falsehood!  

It's a new pod! Come with us as we explore the worlds of Actual Play via the mechanism of Legacy of Dragonholt,  wherein we flex our improvisational muscles and my mixing of audio is put to the absolute limit. One Extended Yeet     the tracks used, in order, are: First Step In The Big City, Fun Adventure, RPG Lost In Time, The Swarm Approaches, Depths, Accion, YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT THIS TRACK IS, and, as always, The Empty Road by Hitctrl. gabba gabba GET IT

Listen Up! It's Revengecast, the only podcast on the internet that loves you enough to put a show out on Valentine's Day, setting aside the obvious irony where the LAST episode of Revengecast was put out closer to 2018's valentine's day than this current one. Okay so let me catch you up as best I can while revealing--we believe in full disclosure--that we recorded this podcast like two weeks ago and the only reason I'm getting around to posting it now is because the grindiest event in the grindiest mobage, Granblue's Unite and Fite, is has just begun, and so for the foreseeable future my desktop will looks like this 24/7: and I'll feel MARGINALLY less guilty about spending the next X hours of my life hitting the same 5 buttons every 3 minutes if I work on a podcast while I'm doing it! SO ANYWAY. Revengecast. Remember Mason Treadwell? Of course you do, he's the attache case to the stars! The chaise lounge of the rich but not particularly famous. At the moment, Mason is vewwy, vewwy sad because prison doesn't stock his favorite skin exfoliants in the commissary, and trying to make that skin sparkle with a (soon to be) patented combination of Vics Vaporrub and Top Ramen flavor sachets was NOT having the desire effect. So, he decides he should--nay, MUST!--make his voice heard. Taking to the streets (or, the visitation room), he pounds his chubby fists on the table with a strident refrain of "JUVIE BOY WANNA LOBSTA! JUVIE BOY WANNA LOBSTA!" until Emily gets so fed up she pockets the sharpie she was gonna give him to black his hair and says IF YOU WANT YOUR DAMN LOBSTER SO MUCH JUST STICK IT UP YOUR ASS. You know what they say, you can take the Juvie Girl out of the Juvie but you can't take the Girl out of the Juvie Girl. Mason replete with his reporter's intuition and Hemmingway's inherent misogyny, immediately deciphers Emily's message as a veiled threat--"his ass" obvious code for "Victoria." If you want your lobster... DON'T YOU DARE... "stick it up" .... aka "make a phone call to" in Welsh slang... Victoria?? Well we'll just see about that! Because this Juvie Boy gets two phone calls... a week. But when Thursday comes you better watch out, Armalarm Tharme! Meanwhile on the other side of the ATLANTIC Emily and Aiden stop by what appears to be the Little England attraction of Disneyland Britain's It's A Small World ride, where Aiden's mother has taken up a hermitage, unable to bear the slings and cabbages of her neighbors, who for the past two-odd decades have been calling her a "Right Pip Pip Terrorist-Wedder, Innit" among other unprintable phrases that appear to be referencing sodden french cheese in a derogatory fashion? Meanwhile back on the OTHER other side of the Atlantic, which is (technically) where we started, Nolan's got his OWN trouble a brewing (for once) and (also for once) it doesn't involve a weird sociopath. This time it's just a regular sociopath, which is what all silicon valley millionaires are anyway, so Nolan should feel right in when Javier tries to get his GREASY PIZZA PAWS all over Nolan's 70% of that (rejected) Black Mirror Script. That's right baby, John Hamm is in talks to star in the lead role and Revengecats is BACK IN BUSINESS. May this ride never end! Which at the rate we're going, it won't until 2050! And by that time that glacier hole the size of manhattan will have collapsed and we'll have BIGGER things to worry about! REVENGECAST REVENGECAST REVENGECAST! Topics for Consideration: Extremely Bort Secret Dumbass Language Conrad's 絶対領域 Adult Jive, or "The Big Boy Slammer" Danny One Ups-Manship, Danny-Style Target Status: THIS LINK LETS YOU BUY THE BOOK I WROTE. If you have the time, write us a review on iTunes using this link. iTunes reviews are a big factor in discovery metrics, and all it takes is a sentence to help us grow! Also we have a mailing list now! Sign up for... uhhh whenever the new DNUASC is coming, that's pretty much it for the moment.  

Zac and Jacob have a full report from James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez' ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL, and it's time once again for videogame chat with Dave and Graziella!

Wow it's been like two months since we did a podcast?? Guess that means it's time for the DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE WINTER 2019 EDITION and this time, it's There's No Fear In The New Year! Hold onto your seats, because it's time for a life or death struggle where Graziella's mettle is put to the absolute test as she wends and winds a labyrinth of real and user-submitted anime titles in an quest to determine the very essence of Reality and Falsehood!  

It's a new pod! Come with us as we explore the worlds of Actual Play via the mechanism of Legacy of Dragonholt,  wherein we flex our improvisational muscles and my mixing of audio is put to the absolute limit. All Gnomes Are Jewish Or... Rocks...?     the tracks used, in order, are: Enchanted Festival by Matthew Pablo, Buy Something! by CleytonKauffman, Love Theme by peastman, One by pheonton, Tavern by yd, Hometown by SubspaceAudio, JRPG Piano by Joth, The Old Tower Inn by RandomMind, and, as always, The Empty Road by Hitctrl.

If you missed BD4PP2018 (where our community raised over $4700!!!! :o) don't worry! We'd never leave you in the dust, and so here's the audio-only DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE FALL 2018 EDITION recorded live for the BD4PPs! And *because* it was recorded live it sounds... however it sounds! But I'm sure you're used to that by now~ (and if you'd like to watch the video,  find it here!) Hold onto your seats, because it's time for a life or death struggle where Graziella's mettle is put to the absolute test as she wends and winds a labyrinth of real and user-submitted anime titles in an quest to determine the very essence of Reality and Falsehood! gabba gabba GET IT

It's a new pod! Come with us as we explore the worlds of Actual Play via the mechanism of Legacy of Dragonholt,  wherein we flex our improvisational muscles and my mixing of audio is put to the absolute limit. SURPRISED?? TWO DRAGONJOLTS IN (nearly) TWO DAYS? WELL JUST BECAUSE THE LEGEND OF THE STONE MUST BE TOLD.     the tracks used, in order, are: Soliloquy by Matthew Pablo, Town 01 by Fantasy Musica,  Curious Critters by Matthew Pablo, Fun Adventure by HitCtrl, City 03 by Fantasy Musica, Shady Dealings by bart, some random thing from that lawyer game (don't sue is capcom???), Tavern by yd, Sunflower Valley by isaiah658, Enchanted Festival by Matthew Pablo and, as always, The Empty Road by Hitctrl

It's a new pod! Come with us as we explore the worlds of Actual Play via the mechanism of Legacy of Dragonholt,  wherein we flex our improvisational muscles and my mixing of audio is put to the absolute limit. Always Caulk The Wagon =^-.-^=       the tracks used, in order, are: Soliloquy by Matthew Pablo,  Main Menu - Dream Music by Hitctrl,  Village Music by Hitctrl, City 03 by Fantasy Musica, Lonely Witch by HorrorPen, Depths Part 1 by pal.zoltan.illes, Recent Changes by Arthur, accìon! by djsaryon, Sunflower Valley by isaiah658, and, as always, The Empty Road by Hitctrl gabba gabba GET IT         (you are already GOT IN THE FUCKIN FACE, KYRIC)

No one will understand this and I was gonna put links but it's funnier if i don't?

It's a new pod! Come with us as we explore the worlds of Actual Play via the mechanism of Legacy of Dragonholt,  wherein we flex our improvisational muscles and my mixing of audio is put to the absolute limit. Trapped in the fantasy world with my cellphone and also i'm a cat?? =^o_o^=     the tracks used, in order, are: Soliloquy by Matthew Pablo,  Main Menu - Dream Music by Hitctrl, Sad Song by HarvettFox96, and Buy Something! by CleytonKauffman, Stepping Stones by Matthew Pablo, and The Empty Road by Hitctrl gabba gabba GET IT

It's a new pod! Come with us as we explore the worlds of Actual Play via the mechanism of Legacy of Dragonholt,  wherein we flex our improvisational muscles and my mixing of audio is put to the absolute limit. If it sounds like crap it's because of the air conditioner TERR'BLY SURRY GOV' m(__)m     the tracks used, in order, are: Soliloquy by Matthew Pablo, The Little Big Adventure, Fun Adventure, and Maw of the Witches Den by Hitctrl, Little People at Work and Lonely Witch by HorrorPen, Village Music  and The Swarm Approaches by Hitctrl, accìon! by djsaryon, Lost in Time by Hitctrl, RPG Battle B by cynicmusic, and The Empty Road by Hitctrl

No excuses this time, it's just slow coz we're slow! But no longer! It's officially time for the DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE SUMMER 2018 EDITION! Hold onto your seats, because it's time for a life or death struggle where Graziella's mettle is put to the absolute test as she wends and winds a labyrinth of real and user-submitted anime titles in an quest to determine the very essence of Reality and Falsehood! With these things I have a note that says "Always include a Fate title real or fake," and I both don't think there has ever been an anime season where there wasn't SOME Fate thing, and I also don't think that I could ever write an anime title that rivals what Fate titles actually are IRL. You think you could do this stuff, that anyone could do this stuff, but it takes a very specific kind, I guess. UmU By the way! Did you know we have a tinyletter now to use for the purposes of reminding people when things like this come up so it doesn't get lost in the overwhelming onslaught of sadness and strife that is the modern social media feed? Sign up at https://tinyletter.com/yfi and don't fear I'll spam you to death with it, because I can't think of anything interesting to write in it otherwise!

It's a new pod! Come with us as we explore the worlds of Actual Play via the mechanism of Legacy of Dragonholt,  wherein we flex our improvisational muscles and my mixing of audio is put to the absolute limit. Featuring the community collaboration of discord members Timecrash, DG_Nick, and DunkmasterKyouko for this really bad bit that YES OF COURSE I'M GONNA KEEP DOING IT WHO DO YOU THINK I AM.  

As surprising as a Majima Everywhere, it's time for Graziella to Tell Us Everything She Remembers From Nearly A Year Of Playing Yakuza Kiwami!   By the way! Did you know we have a tinyletter now to use for the purposes of reminding people when things like this come up so it doesn't get lost in the overwhelming onslaught of sadness and strife that is the modern social media feed? Sign up at https://tinyletter.com/yfi and don't fear I'll spam you to death with it, because I can't think of anything interesting to write in it otherwise! Also we have a discord! oops, I'm supposed to mention that more!  

FIRST! Zac and Jacob return to the maddening world of DARLING in the FRANXX, PLUS FLCL2! THEN: Dave and Graziella from Friends from the Internet are back for 90 minutes of our E3 Game Show! It's all videogames! C'mon in! (for YFI listeners, Graz and I show up at the 56:00 mark)

Listen Up! It's Revengecast, the only podcast on the internet willing to give you the STRAIGHT POOP on Jeanne D'Arc (Dark (or, "Jalter")'s VITO SPLENDIDO and YES I DID LOOK THAT UP, GRAZIELLA. So what's going on with the island these days? Oh who fuckin knows. It's more complicated than Lost up in this piece. By which I mean relationships become fractious over the slightest amount of misdirection from known untrustworthy sources for the sake of drama and then resolve and reconcile within the span of the next scene. In this, our shortest Revengecast to date, I'm not really sure what we talked about because we were so worn out that I'm not sure we talked about anything at all. Look I'm really upset that we, with the subtraction of gacha journalism, for the first time have recorded a Revengecast that's shorter than the episode length itself and for some reason that's getting me really emotional. Also, I'd make a joke here about not having time to finish this blog post because I have to grind my Revenant Weapons before the Guild Wars event ends but y'all know I finished that last night already. Huh.... we talked about Rage of Bahamut last time too, I guess... Topics for Consideration: Stephanie or Stevie Enrich MY DICK CHARLOCALOID. Cheap Imitation French Whale Cam Target Status: THIS LINK LETS YOU BUY THE BOOK I WROTE. If you have the time, write us a review on iTunes using this link. iTunes reviews are a big factor in discovery metrics, and all it takes is a sentence to help us grow! Also we have a mailing list now! Sign up for... uhhh whenever the new DNUASC is coming, that's pretty much it for the moment.

Belayed by three weeks of indecision and laziness, not even the cataclysmic arrival of the dread GENITORI can stop the DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE SPRING 2018 EDITION! Hold onto your seats, because it's time for a life or death struggle where Graziella's mettle is put to the absolute test as she wends and winds a labyrinth of real and user-submitted anime titles in an quest to determine the very essence of Reality and Falsehood! Watch out folks, because we got some real hum-dingers here, and what starts out as a commanding lead quickly because something else entirely. The winds of fate are fickle, Seaman Graziella, especially when our usual rogues gallery of contributors are at the helm!! >:o (also i'm serious about stealing that reverse werewolf thing no take backs :3) and remember what Ken Levine taught us, there's always a man, there's always a lighthouse, there's always DAMN IS THAT CATGIRLS ARM A BOAR I LOVE FATE NOW   By the way! Did you know we have a tinyletter now to use for the purposes of reminding people when things like this come up so it doesn't get lost in the overwhelming onslaught of sadness and strife that is the modern social media feed? Sign up at https://tinyletter.com/yfi and don't fear I'll spam you to death with it, because I can't think of anything interesting to write in it otherwise! Also we have a discord! oops, I'm supposed to mention that more!

It's Revengecast, the only podcast on the internet we occasionally remember to record and release! What's going on on the island this time? Well let me tell you what's NOT going on on the island... of MANHATTAN! Because that is where we supposedly are and yet that is in no possible universe where we actually are perhaps to the greatest extent it's ever been aside from all the times they forget to crop the palm trees out of the frame. Information is the seat of power, they say, and thus Voulez is the base of this pyramid, which takes place primarily there and, as intimated above, definitely at the Metropolitan Opera House which, as Victoria Grayson herself says, absolutely cannot afford any wild cards, especially not ones potentially named Amanda OR Fauxmanda (actually just kidding Vicky isn't operating at anywhere near that level and Graz is out at some Court Watch Public Action Keep The District Attorney Accountable Thing and so she can't stop me from saying for a third time that Victoria is definitely sniffing up the right tree with the wrong ass... or... it's the right tree and it's the right ass in as much as it's her ass but normally you don't sniff at trees with your ass is my point and thus the metaphor is... Hey look man my metaphors aren't on trial here and anyway I'm just trying to distract you from the severe bummer that is the Tragic Plight Of The Hokkaido Wolf and besides that it's been a long week?? ...the week we recorded this... which was not this week... Occasionally we're at Nolan's house with his new roommate, the rejected extra from Swordfish staring Halle Berry and we get to see Jack in a cave man suit which is always nice. SAY BYE PANZA.  Topics for Consideration: Gatcha Edging Much Like Nico "Just Let Me Have This One Thing," The Jack Porter Story QWATASHI QWAA Them Chubby Elf Cheeks :3 Please Don't Take My Blood, Zucky

The stunning debut of Bugs (featuring Filomena)!

It's Revengecast, the only podcast on the internet with the temerity to split a podcast about not-so-hit TV show Revenge into two episodes! And geez, with the amount of Patrick we're dealing with her, can you blame us???   Aw I'm just funnin' you Pod, you're all right. But I will need you to board this jet to Italy, send your minority report holo-message to Victoria, and never, ever look back.   What else is happening? Preferable stuff that doesn't involve Patrick or trying to redeem Patrick or trying to pretend like anyone watching this show could possibly care about Patrick or trying to act like there's some sort of moral equity between what Nolan blundered into (accidentally revealing his monster father) versus what Patrick blundered into Nolan (q.v. blunt objects referred to in episodes prior). Well if you can't stand all that stuff above--and we sure won't!--how about a little bit of the old Drown-itis! Because, as we've discovered, I think, kind of, that's the only way to get your memories back on this GD island (I guess it is near the sea) or achieve any sort of spiritual or emotional closure (tell that to father paul, am I right :o) and that leads us to dark truths about the practicality of Ronald Takeda's revenge plan vis-a-vis his revenge teaching method that leaves a lot to be desired and, frankly, practically ends the podcast right then and there. Some truths are too galling.    Also Stevie Grayson is here.   Topics for Consideration:   A Sprinkle of Patrickprika Remember Mad Men? Poor Person Pride (PPP) STEFANO LEONE!

As mentioned on the pod, we have a tinyletter now to use for the purposes of reminding people when things like this come up so it doesn't get lost in the overwhelming onslaught of sadness and strife that is the modern social media feed. Sign up at https://tinyletter.com/yfi and don't fear I'll spam you to death with it, because I can't think of anything interesting to write in it otherwise! Also we have a discord! oops, I'm supposed to mention that more!

It's Revengecast, the only podcast on the internet about the television show Revenge where we don't actually talk about Revenge, and I'm finally free of the curse laid upon me by an ancient mummy! Topics for Consideration: Willy Wonka’s Unethical Gacha Machine Square Square Hold Square Trundel-chan???? The Law & Order SVU Of Manga  

2017 was a HUGE year for video games, so we've got a HUGE podcast counting down our Top 5 Games of 2017, featuring Dave and Graziella from Friends from the Internet, Dustin Bailey, formerly of This Week in Games, and Heidi Kemps currently of This Week in Games!

Recorded *LIVE* during #BD4PP2017, it's time for the DOWNTOWN NEMURU ULTIMATE ANIME SLEEPYTIME CHALLENGE POLAR GRAVITATION LINGUISTIC GRAVEYARD XRD EDITION 1.0.1 PATCH FALL 2017 EDITION! Hold onto your seats, because it's time for a life or death struggle where Graziella's mettle is put to the absolute test as she wends and winds a labyrinth of real and user-submitted anime titles in an quest to determine the very essence of Reality and Falsehood! Time slips through our fingers 25 hours at a time. In this life, you wake up at 8:30 and you go to bed at 8:30 and the time between is but a gauzy dream. Kicking off our 2017 charity drive for Planned Parenthood (wherein our community raised $4200, woah!!) Graziella, the enduring champion, weathers an onslaught of BlendS, "like" potions, HUMAN TRIANGLES(?!). What's that?? The appearance of an OLD RIVAL shakes Graziella to her core and, like tossed dominos spinning in the air, the future becomes more tenuous than ever. Is this the end? Will Graziella survive the conflagration of this desolate windswept moor we call "the battleground of life?" What's more, will she triumph? Find out now, on The Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge Fall 2017 *LIVE* Edition! (also I'm glad we had the video to grab audio from, because iphone voice memos appear to just flip on their aggressive noise canceling every single time now! So instead of "we sound like we're time traveling underwater for 28 minutes straight" you just had to endure some intermittent spots where the noise reduction couldn't tell the difference between our voices and the room noise. And THAT'S what we in the "business" call a *win*. b(o.o)b)

Listen Up! It's Revengecast, the only podcast on the internet that *KA-THUMP-KA-THUMP-KA-THUMP-KATHUMP* 

Listen Up! It's Revengecast, the only podcast on the internet that takes two months to tell you what happened two days ago in a TV that went off the air two years back and, as if to add self-interested insult to our laggardly delay, we specifically recorded this to remind you that our 24-hour charity stream for Planned Parenthood is coming up on November 4th!   But also, Revengecast! It's been a while! What to catch you up on? Well, let's see, this so-called "Chillcast," proves to be anything BUT as we dip our toes right into Emily's long-held fantasy of boudoir cauterization. Oh, would that it were my long-lost love that were holding this red-hot poker, Niko, and not the daughter of the man who my long-lost love murdered. What was that? I didn't say anything. MAKE WITH THE CAUTERY, MURDER NURSE. It's just not Emily that's feeling the stings of a love lost (which is definitely not actually burgeoning sepsis). Why, Notorious Slime Lizard Conrad Grayson's so heartbroken in the departure & wrongful police pursuit of Lydia Davis--that, again, he planned to have happen, but it didn't happen in the way he planned it to have happened--and throwing away first editions of rare poems like Allegories R Us is going out of business. Likewise, Margaux is stripped from her Common People (Like You) bliss to discover the wrenching loss of control that happens in a publication when your under-paid, under-appreciated assistants are forced to accept task rabbit side gigs from the aforementioned Slime Lizards, bent on fomenting and resolving their own libel cases faster than an afternoon nine on the golf course, just to make ends meet. Boy, running a magazine sure is tough! And Margaux's not the only one who wants to sleep with Common People (Like You). Who else is sauntering by this big old horse triptych we call life? It's Sarah Marie Clemenzo Marciano Soprano Mikey Sonny Vito Corleone Paddingtonbeara! Who, thusly elevated into high society, just wants to sip her powerade by the pool in peace without the constant interruptions of the housewife (Emily) whose househome (Grayson Manor) she's wrecking by sleeping with her househusband (Danny). Is it too much to ask for a girl from the other side of the tracks to make a nice Càprésé Sàlàd and Pàstà Prïmávérà for her infidelitous beau without her mom showing up to put her doughy hands on her dowdy hips and talk some jibber-jabber like Sarah Marie Clemenzo Marciano Soprano Mikey Sonny Vito Corleone Paddington Bear I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO BE A HOME RAKER. :.< She's snowing you! >.

This flimsy excuse for a podcast mostly exists to remind you that #BD4PP2017 is coming and STREAMTOBER starts tomorrow at bossdoors.tv! But in it Dave spoils ALL OF ATTACK ON TITAN so don't listen past the overproduced intro if you care about spoilers for everything UP TO AND INCLUDING THE CURRENT MANGA. (also since I have no illusions about anyone actually understanding a word I said, you can find information about the BD4PP stream here!)

Download here It's YFI! The only podcast on the internet that I'm currently rushing out to get done between work and a friend's weekend-long wedding extravaganza. But that's neither here nor there!! Thanks so much to Evan (@vamptvo) for joining us, you can find much of his work on AniGamers and my sinceristy apologies for not editing down that Maison Ikokku blather into a tighter bit but like I said I am EXTREMELY HARRIED THERE'S SO MUCH LEFT TO BE DONE TONIGHT AND NOW A SWITCH IS HAVING POWER INPUT ISSUES AND CANT DECIDE BETWEEN 110V AND 220V OH MY GOD I'M GONN D If you'd like to be on the next one, send your question to questions@bossdoors.tv! If you have the time, write us a review on iTunes using this link. iTunes reviews are a big factor in discovery metrics, and all it takes is a sentence to help us grow! This Week's Major Skews: Sweet Potatoes RULE! This New "Facebook" Thing

Listen Up! In this episode of Revengecast, we're really rushed to publicize that Evan Minto is going to be doing a special episode of #YFI with us this Thursday night (so get us your questions to questions@bossdoors.tv!) which is to say: I do an even worse job leveling the audio than I normally do and I know what you're saying "an ounce of mic discipline is worth a pound of single-band compressor+hard limiterx4 then normalize" but if I learned how to do that, like Homer Simpson and the wine-making course, I fear I'd lose the space in my brain where my encyclopedic knowledge of MMO loot tables lives?? Iiiiiiit's Revengecast, the only podcast about the only show where bullets shoot you so hard in the ova you can't have babies no more. And if you're worried I just ripped the major punch of the episode wide open... Well I kinda did... But luckily this episode is FULL of punches. Like when Jack punches Danny, or like the two Niko [Robin] (i guess we're calling her that?) lands on directly on Emily's gun-shot ovas to convince her to "man up" (her words not mine okay???) and stop pussyfooting around the memory of her father, "the great warrior," Ronald Takeda (okay so I don't remember if she actually said "man up" but she definitely said that). But enough about Niko and her bizarre and ill-fitting insertion into the otherwise rigid and unimpeachable Revenge chronology, we're "Note-lan" a few things all over this island!!! Like wondering why Danny is bumming around at Voulez sporting a fresh shiner and also going to the stowaway and acquiring a fresh shiner and also stalking and/or menacing Sarah Catamantello(-Paddingtonbeara) at her trash hovel-cum-illegal day care-cum-apartment inside a literal construction site instead of standing by his gut-shot (and subsequently gut-punched) wife. As Bruce Willis probably said in that movie--how wude! You know what else is rude? Hitting people on the head with bricks, Patrick! Now, by this point we all know Danny is a fuck, but now we hate Patrick again too?? I swear we just started liking the guy! Well, you know what they say, "you can't force love OR hate," but I certainly never would've imagined that sweet, innocent Patrick, the first (cast-off) child of Victoria Grayson (née Harper) would be capable of sinking to such dastardly deeds. You know what I would expect?  Victoria to rub it in! And boy oh boy, does she ever! Like in two separate scenes because in the first one she's just like "haha you got shot, also have a pastry, also the pastries are a consolation gift for your newfound inability to bear hale and hearty scions of your lineage" and in the second one she's like "haha you got shot, also no pastries this time, also still no babies, also you're pooooor" (not really seeing how that one lines up, but, well, you know). I would also expect Margaux to flip-flop several times about a course of action but I think this is the finest episode to date, wherein two people both convince her to doubt her instincts, to NOT doubt her instincts, and then to doubt her instincts once more. Hooeee, that's a ratio sliced finer than brie cheese! Danny's on the ropes, Emily's on the ropes, Nolan's on Hoarder's for his crippling jacket edition, and you know there's a dark (and possibly sensual) object lurking within the warm, fluffy interior of that innocuous stuffed animal. All this, and the return of everyone's favorite quiz show "Cookie or Candy Bar or Dog Breed" all in the scant span of 131 minutes? Woah nelly! Call us Cobblin' Carol, because we must've needed a shoehorn to pack it all in!!! ANYWAY. FORTNITE IS A VIDEOGAME SO IF YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT SKIP TO 15:00. ALSO I SORTA SPOIL SOMETHING FROM LAST SEASON'S GAME OF THRONES SO SKIP FROM 17:00 TO 20:00 LOOK JUST GENERALLY KEEP YOUR EARS UP I GUESS BUT AT THIS POINT WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS THAT SHOW, as Graziella said three times after we watched the last episode, IS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY FOUR-YEAR-OLDS. !?DetenteCastDetenteCastDetenteCast?! (send us your questions!) Topics for Consideration: The Siberian Husky Rescue Dog Rescue D.O.G. (the p is silent) Sub Zero's Cousin-Brother, Scorpion A Fundamental Misunderstanding in the Italian Localization of Look Who’s Talking FLESH IS GROSS BlueSpine by Cronenberg Eat Your Profiterole, Brian Target Status: THIS LINK LETS YOU BUY THE BOOK I WROTE. If you have the time, write us a review on iTunes using this link. iTunes reviews are a big factor in discovery metrics, and all it takes is a sentence to help us grow!

It's time for the Downtown Nemuru Ultimate Anime Sleepytime Challenge Spring 2017 Edition! Hold onto your seats, because it's time for a life or death struggle where Graziella's mettle is put to the absolute test as she wends and winds a labyrinth of real and user-submitted anime titles in an quest to determine the very essence of Reality and Falsehood! She lives her life by one creed: on the battlefield, you never think about what's next. Her code, her motto, her oath. Long is her struggle and, as the sun peeks over the horizon (well, +4 or so hours), battle-hardened and world-weary Graziella awakes from fitful slumber to find her struggle renewed. These seas are turbulent, just like those in the Battle of the Blackwater that cost our beloved Onion Knight two of his sons. But Ser Davos stood strong in the face of grief--and that weird explodey liquid they made a big deal out of but it wasn't it just like Super Oil or something--and so shall SHE. Embroiled in the mists of torment, Graziella is confronted by dastardly foes on all sides. Isekai cafes, anthropomorphic gun girls, humanoid weapons managing their post-office wage slavedom while searching for the true meaning of THOSE WORDS, cat idols, DOG idols, giraffe boyfriends??? What will those animeka think of next?! As a wise Graziella once said: THAT'S SO MUCH STUFF ALREADY!

It's Revengecast! The show that takes us a months per single episode of a long-dead TV show to record and then when we finally do we accidentally ruin the file and take another whole week to record it. But hey, our lack of ability to keep to even a vague and/or general and/or not-completely-meaningless/in-name-only schedule is why you love us! It is also, not coincidentally, a least a little bit of why we don't we have a Patreon! But hey, we can't all be CHAMBO TRAMBOPS. So anyway I'm gonna blitz through this as fast as I can because in the 24 hours since this Revengecast was recorded I managed to drop a whole glass (technically it was a mason jar) of water on my computer in such a way that the glass straight up exploded and water got everywhere and let me the first to sorrowfully inform you the AIDRIA TECHNIQUE did NOTHING to save it. So anyway got some salt about that. You know what else is salty? THE OCEAN. Where EMILY CURRENTLY LIVES with her freshly delivered pair of bouncing baby BULLET WOUNDS courtesy of Danny who for some reason was upset about being told he was a father (in fairness, because it led to Sara Paddingtonbeara's attempted suicide but wow, talk about burying the lede there Danno). So Emily got shot and we left her out on the ocean for this 6-ish weeks like "???" Only for her to end up on some gnarly-ass fishing boat being basically fine except for her plot amnesia which, thankfully, and yes there is a god, is at least resolved by the end of the episode in a way that almost makes it worth it. Meanwhile: everyone's got a story about where they were and what they were doing while Emily shot. With the combined powers of Charlock Hound and the reopening of Jashley Investigations (ft. Margaux) we tug taut these tangled tales into a swollen web of falsehood that you can only read one way: Lydia. Oh Lydia, I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't the worst. As it stands, you're just the bad version of Margaux--equally as hapless and misinformed about your position in the world, but totally supercilious about it. In the parlance of our streamcasts, we summarize this attitude with the acronym "I-M-T-B" And boy oh boy has there never been a more "IM" for "TB" to be than Lydia Davis. So of course they were gonna put the blame on you, you big, dumb baby--they're Graysons! It was in the cards long before your ill-conceived plan to do the thing that's been the cover art of this podcast for approximately 5 years completely without context. Well, red wine, your day in the sun has finally come! And people can finally know what that climactic shot of descending merlot truly means, except for how we replaced it with the Everything In The World Is Either A Potato Or Not A Potato image like a year ago, so once more for old times! ...oh right in the course of writing this post I forgot that image is always at the top of the post... Is Charlotte the worst detective who ever lived? What dark secrets does Margaux Lemarchal hid on her nefarious memory stixx?? Will Conrad and Danny ever "Jash" it out or will their tamped rage finally boil over like an overstuffed pot of idaho golds??? Will Graz log on in time to complete her grand company dailies??? I don't know, but I'll tell you one thing: Revengecast is back & it'll never leave you again! Except for the part where I have to go frantically google "apple care liquid damage macbook air" like six thousand more times before my appointment on Wednesday just in case Apple changes their mind on the subject in the meantime. !!!!REVENGECASTNTERNVENGECASTRENVEGENATVCAST!!!! Topics for Consideration: Eldorast, Wizard of the Blue, Scion of the Seventh Age Gutshot Triathalon DARK NOLAN The Dangers of "Bodycon" One Degree of YRP The Beautiful Potpourri of My Supposed Innocence

Oh no, Velvet Crowe! You've saved the world and yet all your good deeds are doomed to the bargain bin of video game history--Looks like it's up to Graziella to recount your legacy for posterity, BIEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!!

Download here Join us, your friends from the internet, in a questioncast! If you'd like to be on the next one, send your question to questions@bossdoors.tv! If you'd like there to actually be a next one, share this around so more people will listen to it and we'll actually get questions! If you have the time, write us a review on iTunes using this link. iTunes reviews are a big factor in discovery metrics, and all it takes is a sentence to help us grow! YOU KNOW HOW I STARTED THIS EPISODE TALKING ABOUT HOW IN THE CHARIOT VIDEO WE STARTED RECORDING TOO LOUD AND THEN I LOWERED IT. WELL I DID IT ON THIS EPISODE TOO, SO ENJOY THE FIRST ~10 MINUTES. Also I feel weird cropping audio of a dub of a parody webcomic but here's the video and I guess here's the original artist because, according to Wealthyaardvark, "people became very internety about it" and she took it down, so thanks a lot internet?? This Week's Major Skews: Induction Burner Entraptment 2D Waifus: An Analysis of Hidden Costs The story about a little village that shoved donkey turds into a certain someone’s ears that JUST MIGHT surprise you Baby Nicky vs Schierke: Who Did It Best? See you next time, kids!