Girls Unscripted

Kate and Carolyn recap Season 2, Episode 3 of The Valley, “The Billionaire and the Boys' Chat.” Continuing its tenure as the darkest show on Bravo, this week's episode serves up casual fare like accusing the mother of your child of being a billionaire's escort and blacked-out husbands groping women in public! But nothing is as dark as WHATEVER THE F is on that boys' chat…06:19 - The Valley S2E3 Recap

Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 12: “Till Death Do Us Part.” Three years ago Tom and Ariana made out in a swimming pool at The Golden Nugget? Yes. That did happen. Scheana gets engaged? Yes. That did happen. Kristen releases rage on Ariana at SUR? You betcha. Totally happened. Tom and Kristen finally break up!? Oh, nvm. Somehow that still doesn't happen…07:47 - VPR S2E12 Recap

This week, Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2, episode 2: “Checking In.” After Jax's rage hits an all-time high, his friends and loved ones try to convince him he's at an all-time low. Worried he will lose access to Cruz, he reluctantly storms out to rehab. Meanwhile, Jesse and Michelle are struggling to co-parent, with bombs dropping everywhere: Michelle allegedly cheated, while Jesse's girlfriend is allegedly sleeping with “the guy from Baywatch.” *Trigger warning - this episode talks about domestic and substance abuse. 09:54 - The Valley S2E2 Recap

Buckle up, Gabbers! Kate & Carolyn are as excited to dive into The Valley Season 2 premiere as Brittany is to put lube in her hair! Follow along as Jax spirals to rock bottom while Kristen's redemption arc soars high! Meanwhile, Jesse threatens to take his kid to Orange County while Danny clings to the promise of Santa Clarita! And don't forget about Janet, the boys' chat, or terrariums! All this and more on this week's episode of Girls Unscripted. 13:52 The Valley - S2 Premiere Recap

This week Kate and Carolyn gab about Brittany Cartwright's bar falling through, the Southern Charm Reunion Part 2, the Summer House love triangle, and the latest viral Survivor moment. Then the ladies recap season 2, episode 11 of Vanderpump Rules: “The Ultimatum.” Follow along as Stassi's birthday trip to Cabo continues to be nothing short of a disaster. Jax confirms Ariana and Tom did hook up in Vegas, and Kristen confirms that that won't stop her from sleeping with Tom. And did Jax just bring 7+ women to Stassi's birthday boat!?08:00 - The Valley/VPR: Brittany Cartwright's bar sold11:35 - Southern Charm: Reunion Part 213:20 - Summer House: Lexi & Jesse & Ciara14:16 - Survivor: Viral Jeff Probst moment17:52 - VPR Rewatch: Season 2, Ep 11 recap

Carolyn and Kate start off with some reality gab including Craig's rumored new girlfriend, the frustrating Southern Charm reunion part one, Jesse Solomon's Summer House “toe sucking” drama, and the dating potential between Jesse and Ciara Miller.Then, the girls recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 10: “SUR of the Border.” The servers go on a group trip for Stassi's 25th birthday, but don't worry, she won't let you forget it! Follow along in Cabo, Mexico as Scheana “prefers gang-banging” in a van and Schwartz dumps an entire beer on his girlfriend's face!

This week, Kate's spritz b*tch journey continues! Then the girls catch up on this week's reality gab: Garcelle's surprising departure from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas major financial woes, The Real Housewives of Miami's Alexia and Todd Nepola's filing for divorce, the new reality trailers for Bravo's “Love Hotel” and Hulu's “Got to Get Out,” Ally Lewber's new astrology podcast, and Patricia Altschul's upcoming book: “Eat, Drink, and Remarry.”Then Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 9: “Rich People Annoy Me.” And by rich people, Stassi is referring to the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, as they come in for ga dramatic dinner at SUR. But first, Kristen Doute must melt down in SUR, behind SUR, and down the curb from SUR, as she spirals over the Tom and Ariana rumors. Meanwhile, Jax must lie (about whether or not he lied) about Tom and Ariana making out behind a port-o-potty at Coachella…!?

In this week's reality gab, The Valley trailer is OUT and Kate and Carolyn could not be more excited to talk about it. Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 8 of Vanderpump Rules, titled 'Sherlock Stassie.' Join them as the rumors about Kristen and Jax reach a boiling point—will FBI Agent Schroeder finally crack the case, or have the culprits managed to outsmart her once again? Don't ask Lisa - she's too busy hiring secret bloggers to spy on her staff.

In this week's Reality Gab, Kate starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey and has some things to say about it! Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 7 of Vanderpump Rules: “Addiction.” Who knew sex addiction was a thing? Not Jax! Who is ready for Scheana to give a lap dance to Peter at his 30th birthday? Not Katie! Who is shocked to hear the rumor that Kristen slept with Jax? Not NOT Kristen!

In this week's Reality Gab, Kate and Carolyn discuss the latest Jax Taylor reveal, get up-to-date on all the JT/Venita drama from Southern Charm, give their thoughts on Southern Hospitality (spoiler alert: we love it!) and discuss what we think happened after that crazy cliffhanger on The Traitors!Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules: “Lisa's Angels.” And these angels are sent straight from above to this year's Sur Gay Pride Parade float! And don't worry, there are about as many messy plotlines atop that thing as there are feathers atop Stassi's “floozy” headdress. Jax banged a ballerina - and he CANNOT wait to tell you about it. Stassi is not happy about Jax bragging about banging a ballerina - and she CANNOT wait to tell you about it. Scheana is performing her latest pop song 88 times, and everyone CAN wait for her to sing about it. Back at Sur, Kristen is professionally holding down the fort - aka, confronting Ariana about some suspicious texts from Tom. Who will break down first? (Clue - it's Kristen.)

This Week's Reality Gab: This week Kate and Carolyn catch up on the latest reality tea, including the surprising connection between this season's White Lotus and Southern Charm, the latest Southern Charm Shep Rose drama with Sienna's surprising side to the story, Summer House's current season so far with hot takes on Jesse & Lexi, Ciara & West, and Lindsay & Carl, and the shocking rumors floating around about Danielle's unfair traitor-behavior on The Traitors. Vanderpump Rules Rewatch: Then they recap season 2, episode 5 of Vanderpump Rules: “Surlesque.” Party tip: If it's your husband's birthday, and you own a restaurant together, why not dress down your twenty-something employees to perform a burlesque show for him!? Life tip: If you have a health concern, why not tell everyone you have cancer before doctors have taken X-rays!? Relationship tip: If you have an ex-boyfriend who thinks he has cancer, why not yell at him about his “f'n” sweater line!? All of this advice free to you from this week's episode of Girls Unscripted's VPR Rewatch.

Carolyn and Kate talk through season 2, episode 4 of Vanderpump Rules: “Rumors.” Or as they like to call it: “Ariana's Grand Entrance” or “The One Where Jax Reveals Who Everyone Else Has Slept With.” Follow along as Kristen's biggest nightmare becomes a reality, Ariana's braid claims main character energy, and Tom Sandoval flirts like a schoolboy with his new co-worker - the girl he's cheating on his girlfriend with.

Paige DeSorbo has moved on from Craig Conover, Bravo picked up cameras to film their breakup, and West Wilson comes after Girls Unscripted for suggesting his association with Brianna Chickenfry (only for him to then confirm it days later)! Kate and Carolyn spill some of the latest reality tea. Then they recap season 2, episode 3 of Vanderpump Rules: “Only the Lonely,” taking place in the scenic mountains of Lake Arrowhead, whose beauty can only be outdone by Stassi's signature on Jax's bicep. Can this “group of friends” cohabitate peacefully at Stassi's mom's lakehouse? Spoiler alert: Absolutely fucking not. Do we know who has cheated on whom by this point, creating an even JUICIER episode? Literal spoiler alert: Yes.

Paige Desorbo has broken her silence on her break up with Craig! West Wilson was spotted with Brianna Chickenfry! The new season of The Challenge All Stars Rivals has finally begun! Kate and Carolyn had no choice BUT to start off this episode gabbing about the latest reality tea! Then they return to 2013 to recap season 2, episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules: “Branded.” Ever thought of tattooing your ex's name onto your arm? Jax has! Ever thought of yelling at your boss for hiring someone else to do the job you refused to do? Stassi has! Ever ran alongside a white pickup truck to get shots of Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder screaming down the streets of West Hollywood? The Vanderpump Rules production crew has! So grab your popcorn and your running shoes for this week's episode of Girls Unscripted!

This week, listen as Carolyn and Kate take you back to the summer of 2013. Think: clunky jewelry, under-the-eye eyeliner, and Tom Sandoval cheating on Kristen with a bottle girl in Vegas. That's right - welcome back to old Vanderpump Rules recaps, season two! Follow along this first episode as Scheana loses teeth, Kristen loses her mind, and Jax refuses to lose Stassi. But don't feel too bad for Scheana - it's her birthday! Just be sure not to take a smoke break and trash her during her party… you might get thrown out or find yourself in a spontaneous fight with her boyfriend. But wait, is Shay crying??

After a month hiatus, the girls are BACK! And diving right into all the big reality tv news they missed! Like their take on the Paige and Craig break up, Laura-Leigh's podcast tell all, and catching up on The Traitors. They also dissect both The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and New York's intense finales.

This week on Girls Unscripted, Kate talks about meeting the fabulous Katie Maloney at Something About Her. Then Kate and Carolyn cover the “oh-cane” season premiere of Southern Charm, the drag-tastic S15E10 of The Real Housewives of New York's “Strictly Ballroom Affair,” and the Bat Mitzvah of the year in The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's S5E12, “Mazel, Meredith!”

This week on Girl's Unscripted, Carolyn and Kate cover a LOT of exciting Vanderpump Rules news including the final announcement on the season 12 reboot, the closing of Schwartz and Sandys, Kristen Doute's surprise pregnancy, and Pauly D and James Kennedy going on tour together. They also cover drama with Taylor Frankie Paul as she claps back at McKenna Gibbons breaking her silence. Then they get into The Real Housewives Roundup

This week on Girls Unscripted, Kate and Carolyn discuss the shocking Southern Hospitality trailer, the surreal Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere, Jax's spicy rebuttals to Brittany's claims on The Hot Mic podcast, the latest Vanderpump Rules filming rumors, what Scheana has to say about Schwartz's new girlfriend and the fallout between Lala and Jess. Then we get into The Real Housewives Roundup

This week Carolyn and Kate are breaking down all the latest reality TV news! JT mysteriously quitting Southern Charm, Brittany Cartwright going off on Jax while on Bravo's Hot Mic Podcast, Rachel Leviss potentially returning to Vanderpump Rules, and Teddi Mellanchamp cheating on Edwin with her… horse trainer?! Then they get into their Real Housewives Roundup

This week Kate and Carolyn have the privilege of talking to one of the longest-running castmates on Vanderpump Rules, the glue of SUR, the creator of Reality Network, the #sweatymess himself… Peter Madrigal!Join as Peter spills the tea! Did he actually leave Katie for Stassi? Who was the best kisser on VPR? Did he have an inkling about Scandoval? Why did Jax troll him on Twitter? All this and so much more on this week's episode of Girl's Unscripted!

Is Southern Charm's Ms. Patricia in Kate's DMs spilling the tea!? (Yes.) Is the new Southern Charm trailer here? (Yes.) Is Rebecca Minkoff boring? (Well, you decide.) This week Carolyn and Kate dive into their weekly reality gab - covering the new Southern Charm trailer, Ms. Patricia sliding into Kate's TikTok lives, Lindsay Hubbard's very public baby shower, their disappointment in The Challenge: Eras, and so much more! Then, they ride into the Real Housewives Roundup

This week, Carolyn and Kate dive deep into the Love is Blind finale, Brittany Cartwright's read with medium Tyler Henry, the surprising update from Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen, Rachel's publicist going extra-rogue, Tom Sandoval's podcast with Victoria Lee Robinson, and other spooky ghost stories!

This week, Kate and Carolyn cover their Weekly Reality Gab - including the continued chaos on Love is Blind, Katie Maloney's surprising new boyfriend announcement, Rachel (aka Raquel) going more Rogue than ever, Wes's hilarious start on House of Villains, Kate's very own possible “appearance” on the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Carolyn's light entry into shoplifting, and more! THEN it's time for The Real Housewives Roundup

This week, Carolyn and Kate talk about their crazy experience at ComicCon hosting a panel with Peter Madrigal from Vanderpump Rules and VanderpumpRobs! Carolyn then goes on a safari with Peter to the wild land of SUR to watch stars in their natural habitat.  Then, they enter into their Weekly Reality Gab, touching on the mess that is Love is Blind, Jen Shah's reduced prison sentence, and Brittany Cartwright's new man?  THEN, they enter into their Real Housewives Roundup

This week, Kate and Carolyn talk about meeting dozens of reality stars including Ariana Madix, Meredith Marks, Kristen Doute, Alexis Bellino, Reza Farahan, and more last week at Entertainment Weekly, PEOPLE Magazine, and DIRECTV's Fall Reality TV Kickoff party! Then, they enter into their Weekly Reality Gab, touching on the new season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and Jax's custody snafu. THEN, they enter into their Real Housewives Roundup

Coming in hot with proof, receipts, and timelines - this week Kate and Carolyn premiere their Real Housewives Roundup, starting with Salt Lake City! But don't worry - they still do some Reality Gab up top, too! This week, the girls talk about the break up speculations around Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen. Then they jump into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, recapping their thoughts on episodes 1 and 2 of Season 5. Do they miss Monica? Do they like Britani and Bronwyn? Is Whitney “feeling” or “facting”? Is Meredith gate-keeping baths? Are scrolls demure? All this, and more, on this week's episode of Girl's Usnscripted. 07:06 Taylor & Dakota breakup rumors 12:43 Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

This week Kate and Carolyn dive back into The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the long-awaited arrest of Sean Diddy Combs, plot leaks from The Valley finale, Craig Conover's betrayal to Loverboy, the New York Fashion Week mess with Micah from Love is Blind and Seb from Too Hot To Handle, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and more…

This week Kate and Carolyn address the rumors of cameras rolling at SUR (but for what?), Lala's surprising baby name, who actually is (and is not) in Hawaii filming The Valley, Nikocado Avocado's “social experiment”, and A LOT about The Secret Lives of Mormon wives. They also thank everyone for 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Brittany filing for divorce from Jax, their AWKWARD run-in with Brittany and Kristen on the supposed night of the filing, Jax's official diagnosis, Tamra Judge's extreme cosmetic procedures, and the surprise engagement of John Janssen to Alexis Bellino. 

This week Carolyn and Kate cover the questionable decision to turn Jax's bar into Britt's, Shannon's legal troubles on The Real Housewives of Orange County, a possible treaty on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the cut-throat start to The Challenge: Battle of the Eras, the wild docu-series Crazy Chimp and its tie to The Traitors, and more!

Just like Jax's relationship with chunky knit sweaters, all good things must come to an end. Kate and Carolyn wrap up the season one rewatch of Vanderpump Rules, recapping The Reunion and Secrets Revealed episodes. (We'll reveal one secret here: they both include Stassi crying.) Will Jax speak out on the AA break-up from hell? Will Stassi speak up on the timeline of her and Frank's relationship? Will Katie speak…period? Find out on this week's episode of Girls Unscripted!

This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Kate's run-in with Tom Schwartz, James Kennedy, and Ally Lewber, the long-awaited Love Island Reunion, Ariana Madix's brother getting arrested, confirmation of Scheana and Lala filming The Valley while Jax is in treatment, Tom Schwartz's possible appearance on Summer House, and more…

Season one ends with a BANG - or an admission of one, at least! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through an episode that is as wild as your boss asking you to pose in a mandatory bikini photoshoot. Laura-Leigh lands the role of a lifetime and leaves the Sur nest; without her, is Queen Stassi finally back? What a way to end a season that saw enough tears to fill Villa Rosa's pool, enough of Jax's sweaters to keep us warm, and not nearly enough logic or sense. But perhaps, at the end of the day/season, that's the perfect amount after all.

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Jax Taylor entering in-patient treatment, Brittany Cartwright's rumored new Bachelor Nation boyfriend, the newly announced mini Bravocon, the surprising new addition to The Real Housewives of New York, Aaron from Love Island getting dragged by Dave Portnoy, the new Hulu reality series “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” and more…

This week, listen as Kate and Carolyn break up with you at an AA meeting. Oh wait, that was Jax & Laura-Leigh! Follow along as Laura-Leigh's reign comes to a chaotic end as Stassi's seems to begin again within the walls of Sur. And if you ever need a page out of the book “How to Act When Your Staff Quits Midshift Because of Personal Shit”, look no further than Peter & Guillermo's performance on this week's recap of Vanderpump Rules!

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Leah from Love Island's famous dating history, Rob from Love Island's erotic video leak, a public spat between Tom Sandoval & Kristen Doute, Jax Taylor's surprising relationship with Paige Woolen, an update on the Something About Her trademark war, a curious new Peacock reality dating show starring four Real Housewives, and more… 00:00 Gab 06:49 Rob from Love Island video leak 09:27 Leah from Love Island dating life 14:07 Jax Taylor and Paige Woolen 18:33 Kristen Doute/Tom Sandoval feud 22:15 Phaedra Parks returns to Real Housewives of Atlanta 27:00 Something About Her trademark war 29:58 New Peacock reality dating show

Do you like bathroom sex? Well then this episode is for you! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through Lisa having her hands full with lies about bathroom lovemaking to threats of underwear “melvin” giving. Frank might think, “Vanderpump:0, Frank:1,” but will he score himself as high when he meets Stassi's parents about twenty minutes after he gets fired? …probably! And will he score himself as high when he and Stassi break up in a driveway? …definitely! And by the end, the only thing Stassi is hoping to score is some cigarettes.

This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Kendall from Love Island's explicit video leak, Lindsay Hubbard's “surprise” gender reveal, and the unexpected Bingo card of “David Arquette is pissed at Lala Kent.” Then, the girls interview investigative journalist and Bravo commentator Christina Cocca about all things regarding the current flood of Scandoval lawsuits. Instagram: @coccamacocca TikTok: @coccacocca YouTube @coccacocca

Queen Laura-Leigh has entered the group chat, and Stassi has some rage texts to say about it! Listen as Kate and Carolyn walk you through an all-staff meeting that unravels faster than Scheana's harmonies with her backup singers. Stassi fights for her life to not be viewed as a “ghetto bitch” (her words, not ours!) Laura-Leigh fights for her life to not pass out with anger, and Lisa fights for her life to milk every ounce of drama she can in ten minutes. Then, Scheana has her first “live” “gig” as a “popstar”! Will she flop? Will Stassi find a new ally? Will Peter's fedora stand the test of time? All this and more on this week's Vanderpump Recap.

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about the latest drama on Love Island USA, Lala Kent's “Baby Monsoon”, the shocking reveal of The Mole (spoilers!), Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson's bizarre Instagram live, the surprising reason why Olivia Flowers is not returning to Southern Charm, and the “Who The F Did I Marry” TikTok fiasco between Brooke Schofield and Clinton Kane!

Jax + a white wool sweater + a parking lot = this episode. Yes, THIS is the episode of Stassi's (aka “MY”) birthday! Listen as Carolyn and Kate take you through the trip to Vegas that was as uncomfortable as Schwartz pouring an entire beer over Stassi's head, and as messy as the timeline Jax gives as to when he got a girl pregnant in Vegas. Can Frank fend for himself? How many times does Stassi say, “It's MY birthday!”? Will Katie and Kristen “blow wind up Stassi's butt hole?” Find out on this week's Girls Unscripted!

This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Lindsay Hubbard's epic pregnancy announcement, Love Island USA's rise in the ratings, shocking Nick Viall and Natalie Joy cheating allegations, who they think The Mole is on Netflix, controversial thoughts on The Challenge: The Final Reckoning finale, and a juicy Kenya Moore and Tom Sandoval blind item!

Quite Frankly, this episode is as wild as Kristen Doute's nuclear meltdown at a photoshoot because one of the models had slept with Sandoval years before they met! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through the Battle of Stassi, fought by Jax and Frank, concluding with the deadly cannon launch of: “He got a girl pregnant in Vegas two months ago.” At the wake, aka Stassi's apartment, bottles of Cristal are lost, and you would think Frank's battle is won… But not if Katie and Kristen have anything to say about it! And is Jax's sweater… inside out? Find out on this week's Girls Unscripted!

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Jax Taylor's naughty texts to a woman with nice toes, Jax and Brittany's dysfunction on their “Reality” podcast, the controversial Perfect Match finale, a surprise Summer House update, Kaitlyn Bristowe's meltdown over Jason Tartick's hard launch with TikToker Kat, a juicy blind item about Lala Kent, and the new Freaky Friday sequel! 00:00 - intro / personal gab 14:19 - spicy Jax texts 17:02 - Jax & Brittany's podcast 25:50 - Perfect Match finale 33:07 - Summer House 37:05 - Kaitlyn Bristow/Jason Tartick/TikToker Kat 42:40 - Lala Kent blind item 46:29 - Freaky Friday sequel

Have you ever taken seven shots in less than sixty seconds? Jax Taylor has, and this is the episode to see it! Listen in as Kate and Carolyn go through Episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules and every fight (after fight, after fight) that comes with it. Follow along like a bright pink float as they talk through the first SUR Pride and every drunken tear that was lost that day. Also listen to Carolyn explain her impossibly complex spreadsheet of every shitty thing a castmate does on the show. You might be surprised who is in the lead! (Or not.)

It has been a week FILLED with gab! This week Kate and Carolyn cover West Wilson on the Viall Files (likely banning them from ever being guests themselves), part two of the Summer House reunion with the spotlight hot on Kyle and Amanda, Kenya Moore's “revenge porn” and suspension on RHOA, Harry Jowsey's delightfully unsurprising performance on The Perfect Match, Justin Timberlake's DWI, and why they love Chappell Roan so f'n much. Whew! That was a lot!

Raise your glasses high! Kate and Carolyn are taking you back to 2013, Sur, and some super shitty apartments. This is Girls Unscripted's FIRST episode of the Vanderpump Rules rewatch, starting from the pilot that introduced the devil (and don't you forget it.) Listen as Carolyn and Kate go through meeting the Witches of Weho, watching Tom shave his forehead, and seeing the back alley - ALL FOR THE FIRST TIME! From setting up plot-lines, to watching Kristen try to put limes in Chardonnay, to Kate taking her stab at singing “Freak Bitch,” the girls truly cover it all. This one's for you tonight!

This week Carolyn and Kate cover part one of the Summer House reunion with hot takes on West Wilson, The Challenge Rivals III finale with even hotter takes on Johnny Bananas and Sarah, Jax & Brittany's latest podcast, and even MORE Billie Lee drama but this time, Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee Robinson have entered the chat. 0:00 Intro 2:50 - Personal Gab (djs føxx & shortdads, stealing vodka, viral past lives) 14:32 - Gabbities vs Gabbers 20:33 - Summer House Reunion 27:56 - The Challenge Rivals III 38:52 - Billie Lee, Victoria Lee Robinson, Kyle Chan 50:27 - Brittany & Jax

We've been to Capri… We've been to Big Bear… And now, we've been through the first season of The Valley. Join as Kate and Carolyn walk through a finale that sends every cast member into a tailspin even Nia's self-defense techniques can't stop. Has Jax been outdone by Brittany? Has Jesse been punked by Michelle? Has Janet been defeated by Zack? Has Kristen been unraveled by… Kristen? (The answer is always yes.) All this and more!