HabsFan vs. LeafsFan Podcast

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 27.HvL is Kamal Rehman (HabsFan) and Ari Shapiro (LeafsFan)Marc Bergevin & Geoff Molson at the Loo. (0:00)As our continued fascination with executive lavatories continues, HvL is proud to bring you the latest invasion of privacy involving a ruthlessly candid conversation between the general manager and owner of the Montreal Canadiens. You'll be enthralled, transfixed, and quite possibly horrified by their savage exchange and unpredictable release of random bodily functions.HvL SportsDesk (5:20)Rehman & Shapiro prepare for the post-season in style with their hot takes on everything from the value of tanking, to the wisdom of putting faith in anyone over the age of 30, why Tyler Bozak and Paul Stastny are so over-rated it'll make your head spin, and why Patrick Marleau is a huge fan of video games involving islands of players battling it out over random weaponry and helmets.HabsFan Rant (10:49)Kamal saves one of his best rants for the end of the regular season by illustrating the value of free agent acquisitions in the larger context of what this season has meant to fans of the Habs. By the time he's finished his manic eloquence, you'll find yourself reaching for a new general manager.LeafsFan Rant (14:59)Ari riffs on the power of Toronto's youth movement and how everything seems like roses and unicorns until you realize that a first round exit against the Boston Bruins will be considered a colossal failure in the context of poetic redemption and failure to contain the greatest weasel known in the galaxy.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 26.HvL is Kamal Rehman (HabsFan) and Ari Shapiro (LeafsFan)Kyle Dubas & Lou Lamoriello at the Loo. (0:00)In what has been called the greatest exchange of ideas and thoughts since Garth Snow bumped into Charles Wang and convinced him to lead an NHL franchise without any experience whatsoever, HvL is proud to bring you a catastrophic invasion of privacy in the form of an audio conversation between the minds that have shaped and influenced the future of the franchise; a candid, no holds-barred conversation inside the MLSE executive restrooms.HvL SportsDesk (4:12)Rehman & Shapiro cover everything under the sun in this week's edition of the HvL SportsDesk, including a closer look at why tanking is essential for the Habs, why Kasperi Kapanen will leave you breathless and wanting more, and why Evgeni Malkin is the most under-rated player in any professional sport ever.HvL Banter (8:39)Our banter segment returns with a furious vengeance that find Kamal and Ari bickering on a number of hockey issues while finding themselves at polar opposites when it comes to the future of their respective teams. One man is clearly thrilled; the other waits for a shoe to drop.LeafsFan Rant (17:39)Shapiro delves into the prospect of facing the Boston Bruins or Tampa Bay Lightning in the first round of this year's playoffs and literally goes insane thinking of the possibilities. You haven't heard this much bluster since the last time he ranted about anything good in this world.HabsFan Rant (19:05)In what is clearly his magnum opus on tanking, Rehman delivers a stunningly worthwhile diatribe on why Carey Price may cost his team a shot at Rasmus Dahlin. If you ever had a legitimate reason to fast-forward this episode, here it is! 

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 25.HvL is Kamal Rehman (HabsFan) and Ari Shapiro (LeafsFan)Opening Sketch: Marc Bergevin's Wonderful World of Medicine (0:00)Fans of the Montreal Canadiens might wince as they embrace our exclusive, behind-the-scenes audio footage of Marc Bergevin conversing with his team physician while deciding how the remaining stretch of the season will unfold, while taking into account their litany of highly dubious injuries and secret burning desire to draft the number one overall pick as innocuously as possible.HvL SportsDesk (2:51)Rehman & Shapiro cover the latest scuttlebutt pertaining to their respective teams including: Shea Weber and Andrew Shaw's injury status, JvR's impending free agency status, Geoff Molson's soon-to-be search for a new general manager, the hockey quagmire that is Alberta, Scherbak's goal, and the powerfully noxious odour of really bad goaltending interference calls.A Quiet Moment of Sober Second Thought with HabsFan (7:21)In a new segment that we created for the masses, Kamal makes a compelling argument as to why the NHL's plans for expansion need to be carefully considered before re-defining the difficulty level behind making the playoffs and risking turning the entire process of competition into a bloody mockery.Exclusive interview with sports broadcaster and journalist Sam Mendelsohn (@Mendy_Island) (12:28)Sam Mendelsohn, hockey savant and former reporter with the Oshawa Generals join us to discuss his thoughts on the post-deadline play of the Toronto Maple Leafs while giving us a closer examination of the psychology behind finding yourself so firmly entrenched in a playoff spot that the next month might feel like you're trapped in a groundhog day existence.  

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 24.HvL is Kamal Rehman (HabsFan) and Ari Shapiro (LeafsFan)Opening Sketch: The World According to Mike Babcock (0:00)We're thrilled to bring you an extended sketch filled with outrageous amounts of Toronto references and some surreal cameos including Elon Musk, Josh Donaldson, and Bill Gates. Our budget for 2018 has clearly been the difference with our guest list and this opener will (hopefully) leave you howling with glee and (definitely) researching the power of vehicular space travel. This is also an unusually long sketch with thinly-veiled double entendres and hidden meanings so take your time and listen with a sandwich.HvL SportsDesk (3:48)Rehman & Shapiro have ruthlessly kidnapped this week's predictable banter slot and replaced it with some kind of strange and incredibly unpredictable SNL-style sportsdesk news update armed with equal parts sardonic humour, genuine serendipity, and a taste of delicious irony. We're not sure if it works but we're certain the internet will let us know like it always does.Exclusive interview with Omar White (@OLW93) of A Winning Habit (@FSAWinningHabit) (12:28).We're tickled pink to be joined by celebrated writer, blogger, social media bon vivant and former Royal Rumble winner, Omar White - site expert of our Montreal Canadiens affiliate. Mr. White isn't just a beacon of NHL knowledge and hockey insight, but rumour has it that he once defeated James Tanner, Mike Stephens, and Baltimore Dave in the squared circle just to prove he's the greatest wrestler on FanSided and in Southern Ontario. There's no stopping this kind of infamy!

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 23.Kamal Rehman (HabsFan) and Ari Shapiro (LeafsFan).The Colin Campbell Method (0:00)We're thrilled to bring you an unauthorized look at a recent meeting between the former and present Directors of Player Safety: Colin Campbell and George Parros - complete with three audio examples of delusional thinking, recurring hypocrisy, and good old boy fraternity. It's basically a twisted French version of modern NHL democracy at work.HvL Banter (2:42)Kamal and Ari reflect on the inconsistency of executing basic hockey rules and why the league is suffering enormously by treating their fans with the same elitism used in present day automobile manufacturing, streetcar innovations, and anything remotely associated with overpriced internet and/or cell phone service.LeafsFan Rant (16:22)Shapiro argues that Marner and Nylander have failed to live up to expectations rather miserably when they should clearly be leading the Atlantic on the strength of Leo Komarov's checks from behind.HabsFan Rant (18:20)Rehman explores the recurring nightmare of mathematical realities when it comes to the Habs and insists on the merits of tanking. He also insists on the merits behind higher drafting positions and treating fans with basic decency.Exclusive interviews with Mike Stephens (@mikeystephens81) & Josh Tessler (@JTesslerSports) (20:50).We're pleased to bring you one of the site experts and writers at Editor-in-Leaf, one of our FanSided affiliates that helps Toronto fans understand the politics, economics, and history behind their beloved Maple Leafs. You haven't heard soothsaying like this since we had Omar White and Andrew Berkshire fight to the death in our gladiatorial arena.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 22.Kamal Rehman (HabsFan) and Ari Shapiro (LeafsFan).Roman Polak: The Unwanted One (0:00)Netflix, Amazon, and Spotify in conjunction with Hulu and Bombardier proudly present the international trailer for the latest film from HvL Studios - Roman Polak: The Unwanted One. This completely unsanctioned and highly anticipated film was financed by Travis Dermott's father, Jaromir Jagr, and the original unwanted one...Larry Murphy.HvL Banter (2:18)Kamal and Ari exchange aggressive perspectives on Roman Polak, Carey Price and Marc Bergevin while lamenting the shortcomings of their respective teams and realizing that baseball is just around the corner. One of them is also a Time Lord.LeafsFan Rant (13:35)Shapiro tries to reconcile the madness of Mike Babcock with the genius of Mike Babcock and comes across as a third-rate Canadian Ontario politician who wants to have his cake and eat it.HabsFan Rant (15:01)Rehman gets all existential and wants the Habs to stop winning.  He's not endorsing tanking, but if you listen to this podcast at a certain angle while standing on your toes, you'll get hypnotized faster than at a Brian Burke press conference.Exclusive interviews with James Tanner (@James_Tanner123) from Editor-in-Leaf, Omar White (@OLW93) from A Winning Habit, and "Baltimore" Dave Stevenson (@Baltimoredavey) from Puck Prose:We're joined by all three (3) of our affiliates, which some would argue is a recipe for disaster and is known for encouraging Greco-Roman orgies. James, Omar, and Dave offer their brilliant insights and witty repartee on all things Canadiens, Maple Leafs, NHL, and Quantum Physics.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 21."What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." (0:00)Once again we're thrilled to bring you exclusive and highly illegal audio footage of how the inside of the respective locker rooms must sound during a typical Vegas Golden Knights home game. For the record, they're really good at home. No, I mean seriously good. Don't even ask how or why - just accept it for what it is and for the love of all that's holy please be careful in that city.HvL Banter (2:01)Kamal and Ari lament the recent play of both their teams while reminding one another that it's only the halfway mark of the season and that anything's possible if you believe in true love, the tooth fairy, and the value of left-handed puck moving defensemen.HabsFan Rant (14:25)Rehman looks at what Carey Price really means to the Habs and why their blueprint for success is both obsolete, perplexing, and makes him want to reach for high-grade opiates.LeafsFan Rant (16:43)Shapiro reflects on the enormity of losing a hockey legend and why we should all take a moment to appreciate the heroes still with us; George Armstrong, Frank Mahovlich, and Brian Papineau. Exclusive interview with National Prospects writer and Marlies reporter Scott Wheeler (@ScottCWheeler) of The Athletic NHL (@TheAthletic) (18:08)One of the most recognized and familiar names in the Maple Leafs blogosphere and former site expert at SB Nation's Pension Plan Puppets, Scott drops in to speak with us about his candid thoughts on Johnny Bower, the current state of Maple Leafs prospects, and why you should have already subscribed to The Athletic in the time it took to read this paragraph.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 20.William Nylander vs. Mitch Marner vs. Santa Claus (0:00)You'll likely never look at the Christmas season (or Santa's lap) the same way again after witnessing William Nylander and Mitch Marner as they drop in on their local shopping mall and end up causing an epic Yuletide stir that would make Leo Komarov blush.HvL Banter (2:48)Kamal and Ari take a closer look at Eugene Melnyk's follies, the Maple Leafs and their recent Red Rider B-B gun offensive woes, and why the insufferable Dion Phaneuf is destined to become the greatest scapegoat in the hockey universe.LeafsFan Rant (15:45)Shapiro clamours mightily at the thought of what Nylander and Marner need to do against future opponents to avoid living up to their reputation as excitingly inconsistent young guns who disappear when you need them most.HabsFan Rant (17:21)Rehman draws on the inspiration of Charles Schulz as he describes his candid thoughts on the Montreal Canadiens, the power of metaphorical ornaments, and why a Charlie Brown Christmas always makes him smile gleefully like some sort of Dickensian child.Exclusive interviews with FanSided NHL experts Omar White (@OLW93) of A Winning Habit (@FSAWinningHabit)& "Baltimore" Dave Stevenson (@baltimoredavey) of Puck Prose (@Puck_Prose). (19:15)We're thrilled to have two of our FanSided affiliates on this show to help bask in the glory of all things NHL. First, Omar White joins the show to discuss Les Habitants and the latest scuttlebutt across La Belle Province, followed by Dave Stevenson who chimes in on his thoughts related to Patrick Marleau's influence on the buds and why viewers down south get a raw deal when it comes to Canadian hockey content.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 19.A Montreal Canadiens Christmas Carol (0:00)Charles Dickens is likely rolling in his grave as HvL brings you an exclusive holiday special screening of "A Christmas Carol" starring Marc Bergevin in the titular role of Ebenezer Scrooge as he's visited by the three spirits of Christmas; Past (Maurice "Rocket" Richard), Present (Mikhail Sergachev), and Future (Ron MacLean). HvL Banter (3:08)Kamal and Ari feverishly discuss the fate of two of the game's most talented and prominent figures; Carey Price and Erik Karlsson. HabsFan Rant (14:01)Rehman meticulously destroys any referee or official who decides to make it about themselves through overly flamboyant and excessively bombastic calls during an NHL game. He also thinks Wes McCauley should find a new career.LeafsFan Rant (16:41)Shapiro blasts the Maple Leafs for ignoring the severity of Auston's "upper body" injury suffered against the Pens by blathering on about player's health and how vital they are to the future of the league and blah blah blah owners making money something rather.Exclusive interviews with Justin Bourne (@jtbourne) of The Athletic NHL (@TheAthleticNHL) and Eric Engels (@EricEngels) of Rogers Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) (18:12)A critically-acclaimed senior NHL columnist at The Athletic, Justin sits down with us to discuss his thoughts on the Maple Leafs as a team and the crushing weight of expectations in both markets. Then, a celebrated hockey writer and sportscaster, Eric drops in to share his candid thoughts on the Canadiens, the future of Marc Bergevin, and the value of certain players heading into the future. Missing this show is simply not an option if you're a fan of either team!

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 18.The Kris Russell Mask of Overcompensated Forgiveness (0:00)HvL in association with the Edmonton Oilers league of gift shoppes and apothecaries is pleased to bring you an exclusive, limited time special offer to purchase: The Kris Russell Mask. It's great for missed birthdays, overcooked holiday turkey, and religious ceremonies.HvL Banter (1:55)Kamal and Ari work together to digest the reality of trading places offensively and how things can change in the blink of an eye. LeafsFan Rant (13:06)Shapiro looks at the Russell debacle as sign of our times; an era in which simply trying and finishing a task is often lauded more than actual triumph and favourable results.  HabsFan Rant (14:51)Rehman riffs on the importance of protecting Carey Price from harm thanks to the reckless nature of opponents who charge the net with impunity knowing that they simply can, while also highlighting the delicate balance between increased scoring and mounting injuries.Exclusive interview with Steve "Dangle" Glynn (@Steve_Dangle) of Rogers Sportsnet, Hockey Night in Canada, his own podcast, and quite possibly the lost city of Atlantis (17:00).We're thrilled to be joined by mercurial YouTuber, epic blogger, master podcaster, and general tour-de-force Steve Glynn, a man who exemplifies a high-octane pace of limitless streams of consciousness that'll make you thankful for sugar, hockey analytics, and bleeding blue. Steve drops by to regale us with tremendous anecdotes of his passion for the blue & white, his relative impudence for the Habs, and his meteoric rise into your living room on nothing more than his wits, a shoe-string budget, and a love of technology.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 17.Taken 4: Carey Price Unleashed (0:00)You won't believe your ears after listening to exclusive HvL footage of Carey Price in his media scrum following his recent victory against Columbus. In the belligerent and truculent tradition of Liam Neeson, Charles Bronson, and Clint Eastwood, comes the story of one man and his annoyance with the Montreal media and their heartless search for sensationalistic headlines.HvL Banter (2:08)Kamal and Ari review a week filled with highs and lows and questionable tweets from the President while mulling over their lingering concerns over impact players such as William Nylander, Mitch Marner, Carey Price, and David Schlemko.HabsFan Rant (12:13)Rehman offers a touching lamentation on how the NHL is two steps behind in their evolution as a "dynamic" league where legitimate goals are inexplicably disallowed even when slo-mo replay comes to save the day.LeafsFan Rant (13:43)Shapiro rambles fruitlessly at the prospect of Nylander finishing with 16 goals on the year while reminding others that heroes are found in all forms, shapes, and sizes - especially if you're part of the third phase Marvel universe.Exclusive interviews with Hockey Night in Canada rinkside reporter Kyle Bukauskas (@SNkylebukauskas), legendary sportscaster Joe Tilley (@joeswisstv), and Sportsnet Fan 590 radio host Roger Lajoie (@TheRog590) (15:20)Thanks to our expanded budget and desire to bring you only the most compelling perspectives across the hockey universe, HvL is thrilled to deliver a triumvirate of interviews that will leave you breathless and wanting more. Kyle, Joe, and Roger drop by with their candidly earthy and progressive outlook at the Maple Leafs and Canadiens.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 16.Darth Lamoriello & Apprentice Matthews: A Star Wars Story (0:00)HvL in association with Disney, JJ Abrams, and Mel Brooks is honored to bring you the first of many Star Wars mini-episodes on our podcast including a glimpse of the awesome power of Darth Lamoriello as he summons his disciples - Kadri, Gardiner, and Komarov - to his personal star destroyer.HvL Banter (2:10)Kamal and Ari debate the finer points of NHL discipline and tact in an era where everything is magnified, scrutinized and tenderized by the lofty expectations of ravenous fanbases and disgruntled owners.HabsFan Rant (10:54)Rehman channels his inner optimist and delivers the kind of Black Friday good cheer normally reserved for consumers with minimal debt and a discerning eye for goaltending superheroes.LeafsFan Rant (12:13)Shapiro reminds listeners that Kadri is a special player and how puck possession and on-ice discipline impresses him more than flashy goals and light sabers.Exclusive interviews with Marc Dumont (@MarcPDumont) of The Athletic (13:45) and Jackie Redmond (@Jackie_Redmond) of NHL Network (43:37).HvL is proud to bring you back-to-back exclusive interviews with two of our favourite media personalities in the business. First, we're joined by The Athletic's Marc Dumont, who regales us with his authoritative perspectives on the Montreal Canadiens and the juicy and value-oriented nature of mangoes, followed by the NHL Network's Jackie Redmond, who brings a joie de vivre only matched by her love and passion for the sport of hockey.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 15.A Premature Celebration of Questionable Longevity (0:00)HvL is proud to bring you exclusive audio footage from the sumptuous pre-game ceremony of Auston Matthews commemorating his 100th game as a Maple Leaf, with special clips from Team President Brendan Shanahan, Mayor John Tory, and the incredibly eloquent Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau.HvL Banter (2:07)Kamal and Ari dive headlong into a meaningless conversation that sounds more like two Yiddish grandmothers commiserating about how Bergevin took their love of hockey away and replaced it with nothing but existential self-loathing and lingering contempt.LeafsFan Rant (10:41)Shapiro offers the listening audience a (prophetic) warning about the Coyotes while subtly reminding fans of the Maple Leafs that there's still a long way to go before true respectability against NHL underdogs.HabsFan Rant (11:59)Rehman unleashes his best vitriolic scorn for the Canadiens front office as he skillfully picks apart pereceived realities like the Ark of the Covenant, trickle-down economics, and why Carey Price is the hockey equivalent of an admiral during the Battle of Britain.Interviews with Omar White (@FSAWinningHabit) (13:30); Josh Tessler (@JoshTessler) (19:20); and Dave Stevenson (@Puck_Prose) (22:47).We're pleased to bring you a svelte triumvirate of hockey perspectives from three wise men. First, Omar White unleashes the kind of rant that would make HabsFan as proud as a French poodle. Next, Josh Tessler drops in for a blunt perspective on Shea Weber and the unbearable lightness of bad decisions, and finally "Baltimore" Dave Stevenson arrives for his candid takes on both teams.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 14.Max Pacioretty: The Unheralded One (0:00)The Quebec film board brings you their biggest, federally subsidized, and highly controversial film about the life and times of beleaguered captain and tireless philanthropist, Max Pacioretty. Viewer discretion advised: this trailer contains traces of cat hair, peanuts, and righteous indignation. HvL Banter (2:17)Kamal and Ari find themselves discussing the merits of leadership by invoking the memory of Sundin and how their respective hockey markets have chewed up and swallowed former heroes with reckless abandon. They also touch on the HHOF and refer to Dave Andreychuk as the most dynamic lump of potatoes since Jason Allison. LeafsFan Rant (11:18)Shapiro highlights the glory of winning without your best player while heralding the value of depth even if his soul is gradually dying during Auston's injury absence.HabsFan Rant (12:41)Rehman theorizes on the nature and caliber of dreaded adversaries that awaits his beloved team, culminating with the great clash on Saturday night. His voice may seem calm, cool, and collected, but inside you know he's feeling unheralded.Interview with Jamie Thomas (@JamieThomasTV), host at Winnipeg Jets TV (13:55); Dave Stevenson (@baltimoredavey), site expert at Puck Prose (@Puck_Prose) (23:30); Omar White (@OLW93), site expert at A Winning Habit (@FSAWinningHabit) (26:45).As part of our action-packed agenda for this episode, we're pumped to bring you three interviews starting with accomplished sportscaster Jamie Thomas of Winnipeg Jets TV, along with both our affiliate gurus and men of noble worth; Dave Stevenson & Omar White.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 13. Roller Coaster of Emotions - Time Travel Edition (0:00)We've expanded our budget this winter by offering you an exclusive look at what transpired on our show three weeks ago, only to then contrast it with the present day reality of overhyped expectations, rose-colored fantasies, and the potential end of the Habsfan/LeafsFan partnership due to a most bizarre exchange of irony.HvL Banter (2:15)Kamal and Ari decide to reflect on the current state of affairs when it comes to their respective teams by bringing up the absence of Auston Matthews, the resurgence of Brendan Gallagher, and why Mike Babcock is not only immune to criticism, but there's a very good chance he can walk on water. LeafsFan Rant (14:13)Shapiro underscores the value of depth by highlighting unsung heroes and unheralded players in the face of gargantuan adversity from the news that Auston could be missing long-term and that means more alcohol and drugs and drugs with alcohol in them...if you're a fan of the buds.HabsFan Rant (15:50)Rehman indulges in the kind of soliloquy normally reserved for heads of state and Saudi royalty as he trumpets the renaissance of certain Canadiens players and the surreal narrative of moving into  a playoff spot which no longer seems so ludicrous thanks to a third string goaltender and the awesome power of Greyskull.Interview with Austin Owens (@_AustinOwens), host of Tip of the Tower podcast (17:52)We're pleased to have a sports journalism graduate from Centennial College on the show as Austin Owens drops by to discuss his Leafs-Canadiens perspectives and existential hockey theory while reminding us that his podcast is not only kick ass, but that he's got incriminating photographs of Omar White at Sea World.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Live Round Table (11/01/17)Round Table Special Edition featuring Andrew Berkshire (@AndrewBerkshire), Omar White (@OLW93), Kamal Rehman (@kamalrehman10) and Ari Shapiro (@ari_shapiro).Together, these four intrepid warriors of hockey band together and discuss: What's changed in the current Leafs/Habs paradigm (2:15), can the Maple Leafs get by with their current six defensemen (5:55), on their relative value and the challenge of finding a true shutdown defenseman (11:52), which players on the Habs might rise above the current group to help salvage their season (16:11), what the panel thinks the Canadiens will end up doing if they continue struggling in November (23:22), what if Laine had ended up in Toronto and Matthews in Winnipeg (33:09), could the Maple Leafs make a blockbuster trade if it means creating an extended playoff run (38:41), how do you measure Drouin's season as a baseline of success against Sergachev (51:29), and what it would take for the Leafs to be considered true Stanley Cup contenders (55:10).

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Sketch Comedy Show (Episodes 1-12)We're proud to bring you our very first "best of" comedy sketch compilation show for the second season up to November 1st. Check out our bravado and bluster as we try to endear ourselves to your cold and frigid hockey hearts with a little joie de vivre, a handful of lost irony, two spoonfuls of saucy hidden meanings, and a devastating cavalcade of cultural references that'll either have you in stitches or make you never listen to us again. Either way, bonne chance![0:34] Ser Patrick Marleau at Babcock Keep.[2:20] Andrei Markov KHL press conference.[3:41] Donald Trump at the Montreal Canadiens Fanfest.[5:41] An Executive Meeting at the Montreal Canadiens HQ.[7:19] Mitch Marner's Training Camp Physical.[8:39] Mike Babcock: The Untouchable One (Trailer)[10:41] HvL Hockey Translator: Claude Julien.[12:55] Joffrey Lupul's Independent Medical Examination.[14:40] Auston Matthews & The Letter "C" Special Offer.[16:07] Mayhem on the Highway: A Montreal Canadiens Fan Story.[17:49] Marc Bergevin, Telephone Desperado.[20:08] HvL Hockey Translator: Lou Lamoriello[21:40] The Sad Tale of Old Man Bergevin.HvL is Kamal Rehman (@kamalrehman10) and Ari Shapiro (@ari_shapiro). Original theme and soundtrack by Kevin Strom (@elvtnedge). Proudly affiliated with A Winning Habit (@FSAWinningHabit) and Puck Prose (@Puck_Prose) on the FanSided Network (@FanSided).

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 12. The Sad Tale of Old Man Bergevin (0:00).In the finest spirit of Halloween and Edgar Allan Poe, HvL is thrilled to bring you a closer look at the tragic tale of a well-intentioned man living on borrowed time in a cosmopolitan neighbourhood filled with spoiled children; it's basically a Shakespearian tragedy with a poem in the opening.HvL Banter (2:30).Kamal and Ari usher in evil spirits and voodoo magic as they commiserate on the changing direction of their teams and why jumping to early conclusions in the NHL is like appreciating the philanthropic motives of corporate lobbyists.Interview with JD Bunkis (@JDBunkis), host of "Good Show" on Sportsnet Fan 590 (9:40).The ridiculously talented JD joins the show to regale us with his thoughts on the surrealism of Stanley Cup hype, if the Leafs front office will make a big trade for an extended playoff run, and if Montreal can genuinely rely on Carey Price as their saviour and trump card in a world gone mad.Interview with Tony Ambrogio (@Tony_Ambrogio), freelancer with TSN & TSN 1050 (23:40).A true sportscasting legend, Tony drops by to offer us his thoughts on frenzied Maple Leafs fans, his perspective on accelerating the process with key players, and if the Habs have any hope in hell to rebound from a mathematically gruesome start."on hallow's eve the children would play - tricking and treating as hard as they may - on the streets of rue champlain and st. luc they came - gleefully dancing with no one to blame - and so without warning came a frightful shriek - a darkened neighbourhood to frighten the meek - and inside an embattled house within - lived a devilish old grinch named marc bergevin." (Intro Poem)

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 11.HvL Hockey Translator: Lou Lamorieollo (0:00).We're thrilled to bring you more controversial audio footage of the Lou Lamoriello Hockey Translator experience which includes references to William Nylander, Nazem Kadri, cannolis, and an out-of-town dating service. HvL Banter (2:05).Kamal and Ari size up the remains of the day by speculating on potential trades, potential trends, a potential outcome for certain beleaguered general managers, and the potential of an overvalued and volatile housing market destroying the future of this precious country.LeafsFan rant (7:30).Shapiro boastfully rants on the need for his team to stop relying on the illusion of elite-calibre goaltending. Freddie's good, he's just not as good as you think he is unless you're armed with rose-colored 3D glasses and some popcorn.HabsFan rant (8:45).Rehman rages against the inexplicable wing-washing of Alex Galchenyuk and Jonathan Drouin while trying to understand what the Penguins and Rangers are really up to in preying on a vulnerable and desperate Canadiens front office.Exclusive interview with Andrew Berkshire (@AndrewBerkshire), contributor to @Sportsnet, @RDSca, @VICESports, and @sn_nhl (10:07).Andrew also has a kick ass podcast called The Andrew Berkshire Podcast; he's a celebrated hockey blogger, podcaster, author, and Montreal authority on all things bleu, blanc et rouge. Tune in and listen to his sage-like quantification of vexing Habs-related issues that will broaden your horizons while tickling your fancy. If you get bored, know that he also runs a Game of Thrones podcast.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 10.Marc Bergevin: Telephone Desperado (0:00).Using our highly advanced and irrefutably illegal surveillance methods, HvL is thrilled to bring you the Marc Bergevin wiretaps of his most recent efforts to upgrade the Habs at all costs via our all-access satellite system brought to you by Canada's proudest and most reliable companies: Bombardier, Air Canada, and Metrolinx.HvL Banter (2:40).Kamal and Ari embark on a quick examination of their respective teams and why the next few games in the schedule could spell the end of this season for one of them while somehow inexplicably mentioning Darcy Tucker, James Reimer, and Tie Domi in the same sentence. Needless to say, this episode is heavy on blue syrup and low on red pride.LeafsFan rant (11:55).Shapiro reminds the faithful in Toronto that crushing expectations mixed with unrealistic media hype almost always creates an unfathoma.... ah, hell, who are we kidding - the Maple Leafs are on fire and seem absolutely unstoppable, completely balanced, and will likely change the way you feel about hockey in this city forever. The end.HabsFan rant (13:34).Rehman takes us on a road filled with hockey adversity as he analyzes the next few goaltending opponents for the Canadiens and comes to the unenviable conclusion that the future is not only bleak, but that he might be coming down with pneumonia. No, I mean that - listen to the recording; he's clearly dying on tape.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 9.Mayhem on the Highway: A Montreal Canadiens Fan Story (0:00).You'll be amazed at how dangerous the Quebec highway system can be when not one, but *two* Habs superstars end up plowing into your car in the most cinematic fashion imaginable. What starts as an unfortunate accident quickly turns into a sentimental nightmare that only a fan of the Canadiens could possibly appreciate. Listener discretion is advised: this sketch includes high-octane sound effects and really dubious accents.HvL Banter (2:11).Kamal and Ari take no prisoners in their ridiculously serious conversation about the fifth game of the regular season. The irony isn't lost on them even as they descend into a state of relative madness and yearning for their barbarically scrutinized hockey teams.HabsFan rant (15:01).Rehman uses serious math, new school analytics, and other hocus pocus in a truly prophetic manner to point out all the mundane realities associated with a slow start and why the Montreal Canadiens battle with the Leafs might be the highlight of their entire season. LeafsFan rant (16:30).Shapiro sounds the alarm bells and issues a distant early warning about Frederik Andersen and the always frail, delicate, and unreasonable expectations from the Leafs fanbase when it comes to goaltending 101. An exclusive interview with Andrew Boehmer (@acboehmer), site expert at Editor-in-Leaf (@EditorinLeaf), who joins the show to discuss game five of the season, his thoughts on the strengths and weaknesses of the blue and white, and why artificial intelligence and nuclear weapons doesn't scare him nearly as much when compared to Carey Price in the zone. (17:45)

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 8.Auston Matthews & The Letter "C" Offer (0:00).Straight from our coveted partnership with MLSE and Amway comes the greatest fan offering since our highly controversial "Uncle Leo's magic trousers" promotion - we bring you an exclusive look at the North American premiere of the Auston Matthews Captain's Letter sweepstakes. You won't want to miss your chance at a piece of history while simultaneously giving all your hard-earned disposable income to the Blue and White machine.HvL Banter (1:30).Kamal and Ari engage in some verbal sparring and sword-crossing double entendres that reveal the sticky residue of their shared contempt for small sample sizes, overhyped media sources, and lazy journalists who ask lame questions on Sportsnet and TSN.LeafsFan rant (15:28).Shapiro desperately tries to sound like a soothsayer in an old medieval village and instead comes across as a "told-you-so" apologist when it comes to curbing frenzied fans who honestly believed in the prospect of an 82-0 season.HabsFan rant (17:15).Rehman channels a svelte mix of Stephen Hawking and Jim Hughson as he offers up a torrid volley of statistics which not only validate the current plight of the Habs, but vilifies them for believing in Mark Streit, Bergevin's empty promises, and the ghost of Bonhomme.We're sad to say that Kamal and Ari are such profound egoists that they neglected to interview anyone for this episode. We hope you enjoy this "special" limited edition episode that you can tell all your friends was nothing more than a true anomaly in the expanded HvL catalog. It's not going to get you laid, but chances are you'll impress the heck out of your mates.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 7.Joffrey Lupul's Independent Medical Examination (0:00).We're thrilled to bring you an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at Joffrey Lupul's second medical examination administered by Dr. Bolton, an independent physician with dubious ties to the Maple Leafs organization.HvL Banter (2:12).Kamal and Ari bring you their latest preview of the upcoming NHL season including a candid look at why the boys in blue will likely bring their fans more than they deserve, and why the garcons in rouge could lead their faithful into an abyss of self-loathing and baseball reflection.HabsFan rant (10:45).Rehman breaks down the various lines, accoutrements, and sundries in a way that would make Claude Julien blush and Marc Bergevin offer him a full-time position as a part-time assistant.LeafsFan rant (13:20).Shapiro unleashes an ode to bluster as he reminds listeners at home why the sophomore jinx is a real thing even though it's a jinx which means it's largely a superstitious notion right up there with touching the conference trophy and the Apollo moon landings.Exclusive interview with Omar White (@OLW93) of A Winning Habit (@FSAWinningHabit), our FanSided Montreal Canadiens affiliate (15:12).HvL is overjoyed to have accomplished and celebrated blogger, writer, podcaster, contributor, freelancer, site expert, necromancer, neuromancer, and possible blade runner, Omar White, on the show. Listen carefully as he sets up a scintillating preview of this hockey season that's heavy on the Habs bias, lean on the Leafs' cold cuts, and full of sports gravy and gravitas. You can find his excellent work on @FSAWinningHabit and on the @FanSided network.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 6.The HvL Hockey Translator: Claude Julien (0:00).You won't want to miss the latest installment of our world famous Hockey Translator featuring embattled Canadiens coach Julien as he reveals his inner voice on the frustrations of losing, his core group of players, his underachieving prospects, and his thoughts on Michael McCarron using pugilism instead of skill in hopes of punching his ticket to the NHL.HvL Banter (2:45).Kamal and Ari hunker down to discuss the incredibly powerful influence of the Montreal media spotlight when it comes to wooing free agents and encouraging Montreal fans to embrace prescription medication. They also address why the Kadri-Gallagher rivalry is a new meta-event worth tracking every game and inexplicably touch on the Toronto Blue Jays for roughly twelve seconds.LeafsFan rant (8:50).Shapiro urges caution and sober second thought when considering the current state of the Maple Leafs blue line and why fans should remember that Rome wasn't built in a single NHL season. HabsFan rant (10:49).Rehman's irritation for the Canadiens and their 0-6 pre-season start is on fine display as he reviews the remains of the day with a compellingly lurid admission that a lack of talent might be the real culprit behind their raison d'etre.Exclusive interview with Michael Joubran (@FSVegasHockey) of Vegas Hockey Night - the official account for the Vegas Golden Knights (13:15).HvL is pleased to bring a fantastic interview with Michael Joubran, the site expert for Vegas Hockey Night, one of FanSided's newest NHL affiliate websites, bringing you ample amounts of Golden Knights coverage, news, and opinions from someone who actually knows what he's talking about.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 5.Mike Babcock: The Untouchable One (0:00).FanSided's secret motion picture division is pleased to bring you the international movie trailer for their latest project featuring a mercurial head coach whose thirst for vengeance is only matched his unstoppable will, an insatiable lust for power, and a deployment of enigmatic line combinations that only he could possibly justify.HvL Banter (2:15).Kamal and Ari offer their combative perspectives on the reign of Babcock and what it means for the Maple Leafs moving forward while also delving into the altruistic nature of Jonathan Drouin and how his escalating profile in Quebec could end up challenging Pacioretty's captaincy both symbolically and literally.LeafsFan rant (12:48).Shapiro doubles down on the Lupul controversy and castigates the media perception behind business decisions that always seem to benefit the player more than the suffering fanbase.HabsFan rant (14:49).Rehman chooses to deploy a profoundly satiric wit in highlighting how today's NHL rewards mediocrity and essentially supports poor general management decisions in ways that will boggle your mind and scramble your eggs.Exclusive interview with Andrew Walker (@AndrewWalker650) of Sportsnet Radio 650 (17:48).HvL Is pleased to bring you an exclusive interview with celebrated Vancouver sports broadcaster, Andrew Walker of "The Program" radio show on Sportsnet 650, who joins us in studio to discuss the Maple Leafs upcoming season, the risks associated with fans getting too far ahead of themselves, and a candid perspective of how quickly things can change when you don't have to suffer through an agonizingly long rebuild.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 4.Mitch Marner's physical at training camp (0:00).In what will universally be described as the second worst invasion of privacy ever recorded, HvL has inexplicably acquired exclusive, behind-the-scenes audio footage between Maple Leafs star Mitchell Marner and his doctor during his annual training camp physical.HvL Banter (1:31).Kamal and Ari discuss the astonishing levels of optimism across hockey circles and in Las Vegas surrounding the Leafs chances of winning the Stanley Cup, and why Marc Bergevin's double-talk and questionable moves have significantly alienated the Habs faithful. LeafsFan rant (7:30).Ari takes us through a mildly interesting and mostly annoying reminder of the legacy that was the Muskoka 5 that will leave you chock full of crestfallen memories and probably reaching for a casket of ale.HabsFan rant (9:54).Kamal unveils his torrid thoughts on fans of the Montreal Canadiens and their dubious mindset when it comes to heralding Ryan-Nugent Hopkins and Matt Duchene, when really they should be setting their sights on a former prized target coveted by Brian Burke.Exclusive interview with James Tanner (@James_Tanner123) of Editor-in-Leaf (11:35).In a decidedly Leafs-oriented segment with a guest who sounds like a svelte cross between James Franco and Pierre LeBrun, writer James Tanner offers his concerns about the Leafs defensive corps, is highly favourable about Ron Hainsey and his geriatric intangibles, explains his candid thoughts behind veteran-based leadership, and if Morgan Rielly will ever live up to the soul-crushing expectations of a ravenous fanbase notorious for chewing up and spitting out promising defensemen.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 3.An Executive Meeting at the Montreal Canadiens Headquarters (0:00).In what could best be described as one of the worst invasions of privacy ever recorded, HvL has acquired exclusive, behind-the-scenes, flashback audio footage between Canadiens GM Marc Bergevin and head coach Claude Julien as they discuss their newest acquisition and saviour of Quebec hockey, Jonathan Drouin.HvL Banter (2:10).Kamal and Ari discuss the surrealism behind the Drouin signing, the irony in having George Parros as the newest NHL director of player safety, and why so-called "weasel enforcer" Leo Komarov is both the best and worst hockey player in the world.LeafsFan rant (8:05).Ari proceeds to gush endlessly about the Maple Leafs special teams and why their path to respectability includes a small, bronzed statue of Frederik Andersen next to Ted Rogers in front of the SkyDome.HabsFan rant (9:37).Kamal rants mercilessly at the Ottawa Senators for their controversial ticket purchasing methodology and why their weasel-like ways should be vilified in the media, discredited by the fans, and exposed on YouTube alongside "Rhino versus Hippo" videos.Exclusive interview with Mike Stephens (@mikeystephens81) of Editor-in-Leaf and Crackin' Wise Pod (11:51).We're mighty pleased to bring you a brilliant writer and contributor with FanSided, Mike Stephens from Editor-in-Leaf, as he joins us to talk about the upcoming rookie tournament, why Martin Marincin and Roman Polak keep him up at night, and how Toronto can improve itself by avoiding soul-sucking bridge contracts that result in your best defenseman leaving for Nashville and then all that remains are tears and empty beer bottles.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 2.FanSided's newest hockey podcast has returned, and we welcome you to join Kamal Rehman (HabsFan) and Ari Shapiro (LeafsFan) as they take you through a myriad of satirical sketches, sobering rants, compelling banter, and memorable interviews.President Trump at the Montreal Canadiens Fanfest (0:00).In an astonishing move that required a massive budget infusion and some highly incriminating videos, HvL is proud to bring you exclusive audio from this year's Montreal fanfest event at the Bell Centre.HvL Banter (2:28).Kamal and Ari discuss the re-naming of the ACC to the Scotiabank Arena, the resurgence of Johnny Bower as the greatest Maple Leafs goaltender of all-time, and why Curtis Joseph was an overrated fever that gripped this city for far too long.HabsFan rant (9:40).Kamal channels his secret inner optimist and wonderfully articulates what could be a season of sublime hope or eventual misery, depending on whether you prefer your glass half-filled or half-empty. Either way, he's already on his third Prozac.LeafsFan rant (11:30).Ari offers us a dazzling retrospective of the last fifty years worth of mediocre goaltending with the occasional smattering of false hope and lowered expectations; all the while making us believe that Frederik Andersen is either Jehovah or Tony Stark.Exclusive interview with Colin Teskey (@TeskeyRadio) of the Fan 590 and 90.5 FM (13:41).We're excited to bring you a piping hot take on the upcoming Leafs & Habs seasons with sportscaster extraordinaire, Colin Teskey, who offers up his perspective on the upcoming season and why so much is riding on both franchises to succeed. He also talks about his podcast, his work as the voice of the OHL Peterborough Petes, and his love of exotic cheese.

HabsFan vs. LeafsFan - Season 2, Episode 1.FanSided's newest hockey podcast is back! Join Kamal Rehman (HabsFan) and Ari Shapiro (LeafsFan) as they take you through a myriad of satirical sketches, sobering rants, compelling banter, and interviews.Ser Patrick Marleau at Babcock Keep. (0:00)Something evil lurks across the steppes of the North as legendary champion Ser Patrick Marleau of House Marleau arrives at Babcock Keep to be greeted by a desperate Maester Selke who seems utterly convinced that all that glitters isn't really gold. Andrei Markov KHL Press Conference. (4:15)An exclusive look at the English-Russian translated press conference from the Akbars Kazan training facility as former NHL and Montreal Canadiens defenseman Andrei Markov speaks to the media in a spectacularly candid and blunt manner.LeafsFan rant. (5:39)Ari takes a moment to consider what the acquisition of Patrick Marleau really means and how a special relationship with Mike Babcock might signify the best and worst outcome for a neophyte team of young neophytes.HabsFan rant. (6:58)Kamal voices his profound displeasure at what the departure of Andrei Markov really means for the Habs and why he suspects Marc Bergevin might be up to something that might break the wheel and cost him his sanity.Exclusive interviews with Andrew Boehmer (@EditorinLeaf) and Omar White (@FSAWinningHabit). (9:49)We're thrilled to have the site experts of our affiliates joining us for tonight's podcast: Andrew Boehmer of Editor-in-Leaf and Omar White of A Winning Habit; two brilliant hockey minds at polar opposites in a world where the colours blue and red find themselves eternally at odds. Tune in to appreciate their exquisite perspectives on the upcoming Toronto and Montreal campaigns.

Habsfan vs. Leafsfan - Episode 16.Discussing the game seven potential outcomes for Washington vs. Pittsburgh and Edmonton vs. Anaheim.

Habsfan vs. Leafsfan - Episode 15.Discussing: Alex Ovechkin's future, Sidney Crosby's noggin, and the importance of nationalism in the NHL.

HvL special feature: NHL playoff predictions.

Habsfan vs. Leafsfan - Episode 13.Toronto's newest sports podcast brings you: Justin Trudeau and the 100th NHL centennial anniversary, Edwin Encarnacion's health check-up, highlighting Hockey Night in Canada's Saturday night battle tonight, fearless 2017 predictions, and why rose-colored glasses will be all the rage this year.

Habsfan vs. Leafsan - Episode 12.Toronto's newest 15-minute sports podcast brings you: Gary Bettman & Donald Fehr having lunch, Gordie tries ordering an NHL jersey from NHL.com, Chris Sale & Steve Pearce announced to the media, Habs injury woes, the Junkhead of the Week (Concussion Protocol Observer Man), and why Ryan Nugent-Hopkins and Marcus Stroman are the same type of athlete.

Habsfan vs. Leafsfan - Episode 11.Featuring: The Golden Knights of Vegas, Inside the head of Auston Matthews, Stuck in an elevator with Bobby Clarke, Brett Cecil's controversial press conference, Edwin vs. Kendrys, Free Agency speculation, and more!

Habsfan vs. Leafsfan - Episode 10.Toronto's newest sports podcast featuring: What's inside PK Subban's head, Where in the world is Stephan Robidas, Toronto Blue Jays free agency jamboree, and the Top 3 Leafs & Habs reasons for winning and losing tonight.