Pauly Shore's Random Rants

Do any of you guys know a good urologist in Los Angeles? Because I pee 3-4 times in the middle of the night. Oh. And how cute is Buster? Wanted him to be apart of the podcast. Check out the video version on my YouTube to see his hijinks  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Buster is one years old. Approximately 9 months ago I was having dinner with some friends in Miami and a nice lady and her husband approached me with this puppy and that was it. It was love at first sight. Happy Birthday Buster! You're 1 year old! Heres to many many more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yoo brozzz, it's time for a new Random Rants. What do you guys think? Should I get Buster Vaccinated?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yooo brozzzz today we're discussing chopping Busters balls off, Dana Carvey, and Ear Diseases. It's the latest random rants broooo   Watch on YouTu See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with Buster. Thank you for all your messages on social media. Get to work tweeting and messaging the studios, brozz. Tell them you want crusty sequels. Plus, I'm talking about vaccines, Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones passing away, and Joe Biden pulling out. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas about twins, celebrity endorsements, pets, vaccines and Afghanistan. Who wants to be my plus one to see the Rolling Stones, doodzzz? Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I think I should take over Brittney Spears conservatorship. Because if I can run my life, I can certainly run Brittney's life. Don't you think guys? Who better to make all her financial decisions than Pauly Shore? If I could do it for me, I can certainly do it for BS. Lets go dooooodzzzz! We miss our Brittney!  Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo brozz! I'm all by myself, ranting about my potty mouth, small town Las Vegas, canker sores, UFC and wave pools. Plus, Stephen Baldwin wants to do Bio-Dome 2. Tell MGM / Amazon you want to see the sequel, doodzzzz! Come see me in Texas!! http://bit.ly/PaulyTour  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo brozz, I'm ranting by myself from Las Vegas. I'm talking about hot seatbelts, Brazilian butts, night baths and cigarettes. I'm going the see Dave Chapelle and Joe Rogan at MGM tonight. Plus, Trump is coming to the McGregor fight. See me and Sandy Danto at Delirious Comedy Club this weekend: http://bit.ly/PaulyTour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo brozz, it's time for another Random Rants. No producer, no dj, no sidekick, no squad. I'm talking about my trip to LA, my dog Buster, getting a job as a wax figure, and tipping the bathroom man. Do you guys like my haircut, doodzz? Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas. No producer, no dj, no sidekick, no squad. Just me, you and my feelings! If you can't get laid in Vegas, become an air conditioner repairman. Plus, overdosing on carbs, swinger parties, the prison vibe at my gym, my baby Buster and commemorating Paul Mooney. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from my hotel room in Naples, Florida about breakfast, Donald Trump's Netflix special, America's love of serial killer documentaries, piss medications, basketball, and saving it for a rainy day. Watch Random Rants on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm ranting from Vegas about burritos, wearing glasses, getting Donald Trump a Netflix special, the NBA and my new band, Pauly Shore and the Crustys! Plus, Buster is back (big thanks to Off The Leash)!  Watch Random Rants on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 162. Yo brozz, Random Rants is back old school style. I'm ranting about sexy Chayce Beckham on American Idol and moving to Las Vegas. Did you know there's a Whole Foods here? Plus, shout out to The Comedy Store and the comedy greats who have passed away recently (Paul Mooney, Carl Labove). Get on Twitter and tell the studios you want to see Pauly Shore in the movies, doodzzz. Watch Random Rants on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 161. Ho ho ho, brozzzz. It's the last episode of 2020. I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew and special guest Bill "Little Larry David" Degillio. The vaccine is really here, you guys! I met a puppy in Miami and adopted him. Meet Buster Shore! Plus, we're talking New Years Resolutions.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Vegas with the crusty crew. The vaccine is here and William Shakespeare was one of the first patients! All the simple things in life we took for granted got taken by the pandemic. The shutdowns are rough, brozz. Plus, how to approach famous people and getting attention. Meet Barry. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Yo brozzz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew. We talk about social distancing at comedy clubs (I'm in Miami tonight, Friday and Saturday: http://bit.ly/PaulyTour). Plus, the homeless situation and being compassionate. Who do you think about during the holidays? Let go of your grudges and try reaching out.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShoreThanks to Better Help for sponsoring the podcast. Go to http://betterhelp.com/rants for 10% off and live a happy and healthy life, doodzz.

Yo brozz, I'm back in Las Vegas with the crusty crew, including some new faces. We talk about the election and our new president-elect, Joe Biden. Have a small Thanksgiving because of COVID, doodzz. Stay safe for the holidays. Plus, I'm back on the road. See me in Salt Lake City and Miami.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 157. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from All Things Comedy studio in LA with writer, producer and director Mike Binder. He directed "The Comedy Store" on Showtime. We talk about filming the documentary, new comics he met during the process and his memories of performing there.Thanks to Helix Sleep for sponsoring this week's episode. Go to http://helixsleep.com/rants to take the sleep quiz and get money off (plus free pillows, doodz).Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 156. Yo brozz, I'm still ranting from All Things Comedy studio with the great Bill Burr (yes, it's really him) and Bill "Baby Larry David" Degillio. We talk about him watching me on MTV back in the day and recently hosting Saturday Night Live. Plus, pushing the envelope, Boston comedy and The Comedy Store documentary on Showtime.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 155. Yo brozz, I'm in LA at All Things Comedy studio, ranting with Bill "Baby Larry David" Degillio and my friend, comedian Jeff Ross. We talk about roasting, his Roast Master General title and Bumping Mics with David Attell. Plus, The Comedy Store documentary and celebrity friend stories. I invite Jeff to Bali for the holidays. What's his plan after COVID?Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 154. Yo brozz, I'm back in LA ranting from All Things Comedy studio with Bill "Little Larry David" Degillio, comedian Annie Lederman and Randy the dog. We talk about her career being on the up, dick pics, performing yet during COVID and The Comedy Store.Check out "The Comedy Store" documentary on Showtime.Watch Random Rants on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 153. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Vegas with the crusty crew. We talk about Bok Choy's crusty Uber rides and performing in Dallas. Plus, my obsession with Asians and thinking about retirement. I also tell you about Showtime's "The Comedy Store" documentary (Sundays at 10pmET/PT) and my plans in Los Angeles.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 152. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with myself, Pauly Shore. I talk to myself about moving to Vegas, The Comedy Store documentary on Showtime, and getting out the vote. Plus, I have a special guest, Graziela Capuano (@godsbabyprincess). We are the world, dooodzzz.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 151. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew and the President of the United States, Donald J Trump (@John Di Domenico). We used to party in the 90s but now he has coronavirus. He's a super spreader and won't stop talking, doodzz. We talk about wearing masks and the women of Las Vegas. Plus, Donald Trump = ratings. Thank you to MyBookie for sponsoring this week's episode. Click the link and use code "rants" to get up to $1,000 in free play! https://mybookie.agWatch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 150. Yo brozzz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with my friend, actor and comedian Chris Kattan (SNL, A Night at the Roxbury, Corky Romano). We meet Chris's lovely girlfriend (@cheygordon), congratulate our friend Punkie Johnson (@punkiejohnson) on getting SNL and talk about starring in movies. Plus, the holiday are coming and Halloween costumes. Make sure you vote, you guys!Thank you to MyBookie for sponsoring this week's episode. Click the link and use code "rants" to get up to $1,000 in free play! https://mybookie.agWatch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 149. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew and MMA fighter Ashlee Evans-Smith (check out her Rebel Girl Podcast). We talk about family, tattoos and preparing for a UFC fight. Plus, equal pay for women, cooking sushi, sports during coronavirus and female UFC fighters as sex symbols.Thanks to Helix Sleep for sponsoring this week's episode. Go to http://helixsleep.com/rants to take the sleep quiz and get money off (plus free pillows, doodz).Thank you to MyBookie for sponsoring this week's episode. Click the link and use code "rants" to get up to $1,000 in free play! https://mybookie.agWatch you YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 148. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with illusionist, magician, comedian and actor, Murray the Magician (Murray Sawchuck). He has a big billboard and knew my dad, Sammy Shore. We talk about the history of magic, and Murray makes me a chicken. Plus, old / vintage Vegas and dating here. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShoreThank you to MyBookie for sponsoring this week's episode. Click the link and use code "rants" to get up to $1,000 in free play! https://mybookie.ag

Episode 147. Yo brozzz, I'm ranting from Vegas with my old friend, actor and comedian Faizon Love (Friday, Elf, The Replacements, Blue Crush, Couples Retreat). He tells stories about his movies, working with Will Ferrell and meeting Kevin Hart. Celebrities are moving to Las Vegas (Faizon, Coolio, Flavor Flav, Eric B, Russell Peters, Joe Koy, Nicolas Cage, Pauly D, Carrot Top, Mike Tyson, Louie Anderson). Plus, racism, aging, and pandemic eating. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 146. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Vegas with the crusty crew and my GUEST HOUSE co-star Chip Diamond (Ed Bassmaster). We talk about east coast vs west coast culture and my old movies Chip hasn't scene (Encino Man, Bio-Dome, Son In Law, For Keeps, Phantom of the Mall, 18 Again!). Plus, we tell you all about GUEST HOUSE (out tomorrow, Sept 4, doodzzzz).Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 145. Yo brozzz, I'm ranting from Vegas with my new crusty crew. My first guest is MMA fighter "Big Country" Roy Nelson. We met at the airport, and he used to know my dad, Sammy Shore. He talks about his experience in the UFC, getting ready for retirement and wanting to act. Plus, marriage and family when you're in the entertainment industry.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 144. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with my new (and old) crusty crew. Auditions are over. This is my first official Random Rants Las Vegas, doodzz. And my first guest is Bill "Little Larry David" Degillio! We talk about coronavirus and the new normal. Plus, pretty girls that have boyfriends and "love me for me."Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 143. Yo brozzz, I'm still holding my Las Vegas crusty crew auditions. I'm looking for my dj and sidekick. Dontae is funny and makes awesome sketch videos. I met Gina at the gym; she's a mom, an esthetician and a singer (she sings us a song, doodzz). Leave your comments. Let me know what you think.Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 142. Yo brozz, it's another round of American Idol of Random Rants. I'm looking for my Las Vegas crusty crew. Sara is a comedian and has a lot of babies. She gives me dating advice. Israel is a super talented ukulele musician, but doesn't know Karate Kid trivia.

Episode 141. Yo brozz, the Las Vegas crusty crew auditions continue. I'm randomly ranting with potential sidekicks: Vegas comic Justin Brown and UFC fighter Jessica Evil Eye. She's a badass and sweet at the same time, doodzz. Her last fight didn't have an audience because of COVID, and she gives advice to other athletes. What do you guys think about Justin, Jessica, VTECH, DJQUE? Leave your thoughts in the comments.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShoreWatch the GUEST HOUSE trailer: https://bit.ly/PaulyGuestHouse

Episode 140. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from my new place in Las Vegas. I'll never be able to replace Bill, DJ Richee and producer Dave, but I'll do my best for you guys. For the next few weeks, it's American Idol auditions for my sidekick, DJ and producer. Tell me what you think of my new friends. James had coronavirus and Mike speaks Vietnamese. Vegas is hot and has drive-through car washes. Plus, the GUEST HOUSE movie trailer just dropped. Check it out, doodzz: https://youtu.be/zgDz_rAyP1YSubscribe on YouTube http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 138. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from the crusty Fourplex with my friend, comedian and actor Donnell Rawlings (‎The Donnell Rawlings Show podcast, Chappelle's Show, The Wire). He grew up in Washington DC and was in the Air Force. Dave Chappelle sent a private jet to fly him to his new outdoor comedy club. Plus, we talk about people coming together.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 137. Yo brozz, I’m ranting from the Fourplex with fellow MTV legend Steve-o (Jackass, Steve-o's Wild Ride). We talk about what’s going on in the world and I feed him fresh summer watermelon. Plus, we reminisce back on MTV days and preview our upcoming movie, Guest House (coming out in September).Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 136. Yo brozz, I'm back in the crusty fourplex with Bill, DJ Richee and producer Dave. My guest is comedian Brad Williams (check out "The Degenerates" on Netflix). We talk about doing stand-up in the time of coronsies and Brad's experiences as a little dude. Don't try to pick him up. People are just people, you guys. Plus, Brad is a brand new dad!Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 135. Yo brozzz, internet is out at for Fourplex so I'm temporarily ranting from All Things Comedy studio. Sidekick "Lil' Larry David" Bill is back with my friend, comedian and host Michael Yo. He tells me about surviving coronavirus and teaches me about vitamins. Plus, we talk about stand-up comedy and Michael's mixed race.Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 134. Yo brozz, I'm back in LA and ranting from All Things Comedy studios with Bill and my friend, comedian Jesus Trejo (new Showtime special; "Tacos con Todo" on First We Feast). We talk about parking cars at The Comedy Store, touring together, and parents getting older. Plus, protests and coronavirus. Stop and appreciate the little things, doodzzz.Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 133. Yo brozz, I'm still randomly ranting from my quarantine in Hawaii. I'm going to OKC and Dallas in June. Joe Rogan signed a $100M deal with Spotify. I remember my mom, Mitzi Shore, and dad, Sammy Shore. Plus, thank you to all my friends on Maui!Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 132. Yo brozz, I'm ranting on location in Maui. Everyone spatched the Wiez, and I'm dancing with myself this week, doodzzz. I'm heading back on tour to OKC (Bricktown Comedy Club) and Dallas / Fort Worth (Hyena's). What's up with Fauci? Plus, drum circles and getting kicked off the beach.Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 131. Yo brozz, I'm still ranting from my quarantine on Maui. I went surfing today and tell stories about San Diego and Joe Roper. It's the reopening roll out: try your clothes on on the curb then get your hair done. I used to be a bully then in high school got bullied. Plus, a performance from a fire breathing babe.Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 130. Yo brozzz, ranting from my quarantine in Maui. Talking about how things used to be from inside a banyan tree. I miss live stand-up and connecting with my audience. We dance down Maui's famous Front Street and do some yoga on the beach. Have you watched "Waco" or "Tiger King" on Netflix? I'm going to start my own little 90s style ranch called the Ponderosa Wiez Camp. Plus, my friends are my family. Check in on your friends, you guys.Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 129. Yo brozz, just because I’m not at the crusty Fourplex and in Silver Lake doesn’t mean you can stop me ranting. Here it is, you guys: Pauly Shore's Random Rants on location in Maui. To Bill, Ku, DJ Richie: the rants must go on. Once I get back home I’m all yours. Until then, I’m all Maui’s! Stay safe. Miss you guys

Episode 128. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from the fourplex with actor and comedian Steve Rannazzisi (The League, What's the Odds? podcast). We talk about The Comedy Store and going on the road together with Rick Ingraham and Ari Shaffir. Bill plays a Tahitian song. Steve won't eat my food. Plus, corona conspiracy theories, toilet paper shortages, the rise of webcam girls and sports. Steve was a Buffalo Wild Wings spokesman. Now he has a one man show called "Please Forget: A True 9/11 Story" Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 127. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from the fourplex with comedian and podcaster @Adam Carolla (The Adam Carolla Show). You guys thought I was crazy. Adam is way crazy! What do you think about his take on the coronavirus? Schools are shut down, comedy shows are canceled and the economy is getting hit. Wild. Right, doodzz? We talk about Biden, Bernie and the primaries. Plus, I don't put my groceries away. Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 126. Yo brozz, ranging from the fourplex with comedian, writer and director Neal Brennan (Half Bakes, Chappelle's Show, The Daily Show, Netflix). We talk about stand-up, The Comedy Store, and writing with Dave Chappelle and Ellen. Neal makes fun of my crusty apartment and compares me to Benjamin Button. He likes Bernie and explains democratic socialism and Medicare for All (listen up, my Trump supporter doodZz). Plus, bachelorhood. Neal gives me some therapy. Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 125. Yo brozz, ranting from the fourplex with my friend, comedian Christina Pazsitzky (Netflix, Your Mom's House podcast, Where My Moms At podcast). We met at The Comedy Store. Now she's married to fellow comedian Tom Segura , doodz. We talk about Silver Lake, Joe Rogan's podcast advice, relationships, acting and having a baby with Whitney Cummings, Plus, I make Christina guacamole. Bill reads YouTube comments. Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore