Such a Crock

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We all encounter things every day that we look at and think, “That’s such a crock!” Writers Katherine and Michael Flores tackle crocks, everyday and global with heart and humor.

Katherine Flores


    • May 20, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 42 EPISODES


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    Episode 42 - Spoilers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2019 43:08


    Spoiler Alert! This ep is dedicated to the Game of Thrones finale. We revisit our predictions from Episode 38 and dish about the end of an era.

    Episode 41 - The Last Hurrah

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 66:34


    The Last Hurrah is Such a Crock! Crockcasters discuss Mardi Gras, timeshares, and the TV show Lost to show why.

    Episode 40 - Assumptions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2019 63:44


    Assumptions are a crock in all aspects of life. This CrockCast explores the confusion of Instagram DMs, how nobody reads, and a munchausen mom's murder.

    Episode 39 - Memory

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019 59:03


    Memories are the Bugs Bunny of the brain - familiar trixster we think are friends. Join our convo on Errol Morris, Black Mirror, Murder, and memory.

    Episode 38 - Endings

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 65:28


    This Special Edition - Endings - Such a Crock CrockCast brings you Game of Thrones debates, refreshers, and predictions. Just in time for GOT's 8th season!

    Episode 37 - Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2019 61:36


    From Oscars to the Olympics, awards are a crock. In fact, Katherine uses "crapping your pants" to illustrate 3 distinctly different crocktacular examples.

    Episode 36 - "No Offense"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 51:23


    The most offensive CrockCast yet! We cover the Crock phrase “No Offense” in all its wretchedness - forbidden phrases, sexy mama, and specialized colleges.

    Episode 35 - Aging

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 52:04


    Getting older is inevitable, right? But not everything we say about it is. This ep celebrates the late bloomers that show us that aging is such a crock!

    Episode 34 - Childproofing

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2019 54:21


    CrockCast covers Childproofing this week with What's Eating Gilbert Grape, car seats, vaccination conspiracies, anti-Natalism, and baby gates.

    Episode 33 - The Frontman

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 58:35


    The Frontman role isn't just a Crock - it's a trap! This week's CrockCast explores timely topics like: blackface at a Virginia school, Freddie Mercury, and Jeff Bezos.

    Episode 32 - Diets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2019 71:52


    Diets are a crock! The CrockCast explores dieting; from crazy stuff (like eating cotton balls) to the practical ways Michael currently keeps the pounds off.

    Episode 31 - Scams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2019 66:34


    Scams are a crock! Finally a topic we can all agree on... but there's more. Michael and Katherine share fascinating scam stories for the coolest Crock yet!  

    Episode 30 - Originality

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2019 52:12


    May seem like a light saber ...but that's actually the sound of vaginal juices evaporating you hear in this CrockCast about Originality.

    Episode 29 - Wine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2019 59:45


    We know you love your wine... but it doesn't love you back, baby. Wine's pricey, inconsistently rated, and the whack facts about it will surprise you!

    Episode 28 - Resolutions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2018 59:39


    On New Years Eve, Katherine and Michael discuss advice for sticking to goals, David Goggins, and fun facts to make the point that resolutions are a crock.

    Episode 27 - Trolls

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2018 67:57


    Ring in the holiday season with this thoughtful rumination on Trolls by Such a Crock's Katherine & Michael Flores. Trolls are a crock!

    Episode 26 - Potatoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2018 49:43


    Katherine and Michael disagree mightily on the topic of Potatoes but do agree on poignant Potato crocks; from the famine of 1845 to wacky diets today.

    Episode 25 - Survival

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2018 51:21


    Michael and Katherine crack the code on survival crocks from homeless tips, Nigerian cloning, and Phineas Gage to evolution.

    Episode 24 - Royals

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2018 54:02


    Royals are Such a Crock! Michael and Katherine prove it with Canada, Camilla Parker Bowles, The Divine Right of Kings, and Versailles.

    Episode 23 - Feuds

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2018 56:41


    Feuds are a crock! Crocktacular feuds include a TV game show, the 28 year long Hatfields & McCoy battle, or celebrity beefs on Twitter and Instagram

    Episode 22 - Labels

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2018 52:41


    Labels are such Crocks that this week's Crockcast rolled off the tongue like an avalanche with the likes of frat bros, model mis-statements, and Stan Lee.

    Episode 21 - Villains

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2018 51:45


    Are villains even real? From Lannisters to rats, murderers to drug addicts and even Munchausen moms, Michael and Katherine discuss how villainy is a crock.

    Episode 20 - Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2018 54:03


    Even though they may not exist in the corporeal sense, ghosts can inhabit behaviors, body parts, careers, and just plain old assholes. Who knew? M + K obv.

    Episode 19 - Thrills

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2018 51:45


    What's SUCH A CROCK about Thrills? K & M talk roller coasters, fetishes, dopamine... and dressing up like a baby... We told you Thrills are a crock ;)

    Episode 18 - Inspiration

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2018 56:35


    Creative folk! Don't let "inspiration" become an excuse for why you don't grind out the work. Listen here to learn why inspiration is Such a Crock!

    Episode 17 - Holiday Decorations

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2018 54:18


    Do you know what's SUCH A CROCK? Holiday Decorations! This week we talk about American traditions, Japanese efficiency experts, and baaaaad neighbors!

    Episode 16 - Normal

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2018 54:48


    Weirdos rule! "Normal" drools. What even is this "normal"? This week we examine norms, some cultural, some signs of a time, and a 2,000,000-year-old tree.

    Episode 15 - Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 53:27


    Is having lots of STUFF more trouble than it's worth?

    Episode 14 - Antibacterial

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2018 56:20


    Michael & Katherine terrify germaphobes with a crockcast annihilation of all things antibacterial. Luckily, they'll also make you laugh those fears away!

    Episode 13 - Expertise

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2018 58:16


    Michael and Katherine get excited, impassioned even, to share their contrasting views on the crocktacular topic - Expertise.

    Episode 12 - Guilty Pleasures

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2018 51:52


    Katherine rejects the "guilt" in Guilty Pleasures while Michael doesn't seem to know what one is. On this they do agree: Guilty Pleasures are SUCH A CROCK.

    Episode 11 - Espionage

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2018 57:33


    Okay, okay... Spies are super cool. Michael and Katherine explore the potential "crocks" of Espionage while still paying homage to their sexy sides.

    Episode 10 - Worry

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2018 56:21


    Worry is SUCH A CROCK! Katherine talks about the mental taxes of worry (but how to reverse them). Michael explains why worrying is pointless anyway.

    Episode 9 - Deep Thoughts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2018 45:56


    Deep Thoughts are SUCH A CROCK aren't they? Katherine and Michael take a swing at philosphical navel-gazing and mental masturbation in this week's podcast.

    Episode 8 – Cults

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2018 61:24


    From the "occult recruitment" of Dungeons & Dragons in the 80s to ex-TV stars today, we discuss the crock of Cults with silliness and personal experiences.

    Episode 7 - Milk

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2018 46:30


    What makes milk SUCH A CROCK? While it is theoretically a food you can live entirely on, milk raises some health concerns you might not know about.

    Episode 6 - Computer & Phone Updates

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2018 50:28


    Automatic updates are SUCH A CROCK. Whether it's an automatic Windows update or the planned obsolescence of your new Apple device... It's all SUCH A CROCK

    Episode 5 - Serving Size

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2018 60:52


    "Serving Size" is not only about food! How many calories should you eat per day? How long is a "week" of camp? How much soda should you be able to buy?

    Episode 4 - The Most Important Meal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2018 52:04


    The idea of the most important meal is up for discussion this week. From "breakfast" to various takes on a last meal, we investigate and discuss.

    Episode 3 - Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2018 53:10


    CHICKEN is a crock? Can it be? Our fave fowl? Our beloved bird? Whether you

    Episode 2 – Living a Lie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2018 40:50


    Living a Lie is SUCH A CROCK! This week Katherine & Michael explore snoring businessmen, French con artists, conniving girlfriends, + Hollywood baby-making

    Episode 1 - Forbidden Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2018 45:22


    Katherine and Michael tackle the "forbidden" topic of... Forbidden Sex! Man's best friend, soccer, slurs and porn collide in our inaugural episode!

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