The Church Absurd - The Unholy Archives

Jess burns down the church after two years of waiting. Special appearances by former guest RPM and superfan Clell. This is how it ends. The after show may continue, but The Church Absurd proper is dead. Thank you for all the years of support.  Written by Reverend Jess Recorded by Reverend Jess Edited by Reverend Jess. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

A new track from Lonnie's album. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Giving you guys an update and playing a never before released segment! Follow us on Anchor! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Final version. Full album coming soon. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Jess and Sam talk Area 51, e-thot murder, Crystal Head Vodka, and Jess' mom performs on Mom Metal. Our apologies, but this episode is censored. This will never happen again. If you're easily offended, you should probably stop listening to this show going forward and then go f*ck yourselves. Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Interview starts at 7:40 Jess interviews one of his personal heroes: the creator of the Postal games, Vince Desi of Running With Scissors. We talk the rabid fan base RWS has, the comedy of the Postal games, stories from the set of Postal: The Movie, RWS' current projects, a possible Krotchy side scroller, Postal shovels being made, the fate of the VR game in development, and the infamous Postal rubber phallus. Follow the RWS Twitter: @rwsbleeter Follow Vince: @vincedesi Buy the games and the mousepads: runningwithscissors.com Thank you, Vince. This interview meant the world to me. TIMESTAMPS: - Intro: 0:00 - Interview Start: 7:40 - How does it feel to still have a growing fanbase 15 years after Postal 2?: 10:35 - Analyzing the two sides of Postal and the comedy of Postal 2: 13:30 - The original thought process behind the comedy and how it would play in today's society: 14:10 - A fan's special email and the merch of RWS: 19:00 - The mindset of RWS' fan interaction: 20:23 - RWS' honesty with Postal 3: 22:00 - The mindset of Postal 2: Paradise Lost: 23:35 - Fate of the VR Game 26:30 - Postal 4 when? 28:04 - The importance of the Postal game yesterday and today, Vince's run-in with the WSJ, and owning the bad press: 30:03 - The original vision for Postal: The Movie: 37:00 - The cancellation of Postal 2: The Movie: 40:36 - Postal, The TV Series?!?: 41:52 - Postal Shovels for Sale?: 44:03 - The Postal Dildo: 45:50 - Fun Stories from the set of Postal The Movie: 48:55 - Does Vince still have the Krotchy suit?: 52:03 - Krotchy: The Side Scroller: 54:38 - Thanking Vince for everything: 56:52 - Vince Says Goodbye and Go Dildo!: 57:25 - Jess' Final Thoughts: 59:57 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Jess and Sam get a chill episode going, talking MIB, NASA's 5 year plan for the moon, free speech, and watch more messed up stuff for WTFU. Also, Roof Koreans and small town government. To claim one of the free copies of Postal: Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Lonnie calls for Bigfoot Hunting supplies, Chris meets Joey's World Tour, and we perform a rendition of Richard McBeef, a play by the Vtech Killer. It's dumb, but what do you expect? Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

A quadruple dose of TWIFUP, a real life gnome encounter, and the homie from Wiscawnsin await you this week. It gets uncomfortable. To claim one of the free copies of Postal Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

The guys are back and take a look at Alex Jones on the JRE, call into prayer lines for spiritual guidance, and Chris experiences the real life Super Saiyan and VVJ for the first time. To claim one of the free copies of Postal Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301 Other Links: TWIFUP(18+ ONLY): Making The Perfect Woman on efukt.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

From the bowels of Hell, the guys take a look at 10 famous demons, the f**ked up news stories they missed, debut a new segment, and try to get back to Earth. Also, we're giving away copies of Postal Redux on Steam! To claim one of the free copies of Postal: Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Running With Scissors! Check out their games at runningwithscissors.com! Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any God" Written and Performed by Rusty Cage From the album GANGSTALKERS: Rusty Cage, Vol. 4. Available at RustyCageMusic.com Used with the artist's permission. Contact Us: Email: FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com Facebook: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio Twitter: @thechurchabsurd, @fatlulzradio, @revjess_flradio, @hangrypitbull Physical Mail: FAT LULZ RADIO P.O. Box 1235 Campton, KY 41301 Other Links: TWIFUP(18+ ONLY): https://efukt.com/22644_cum_crusher.html --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

A little mini reunion of Jess' first podcast. Jess calls up El Jordano Diablo to talk conspiracies, wrestling, movies, and their old podcast. The After Service Show is for the superfans. Check out the last episode for the real show. The Links of Jordano: Hate Flow: https://audioboom.com/channel/let-the-hate-flow-through-you Twitter: @eljordanodiablo @wrestlevoid @abovebelowent --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

The guys spend Christmas talking Krampus, catching predators with Chris Hansen and reading their chatlogs, and taking a look at the most terrible Santa Fanfiction ever. It doesn't end well for the guys. To skip the disturbing fanfiction, go to 1:13:50 THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

We got illuminati talk, cannibals, and the most disturbing King of the Hill fanfiction you've ever heard. We are slowly securing our place in Hell. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

The crew takes a look at the Donkey Lady, the BTK letter, and premiere the new staple segment of the Cringe Corner: Fan Fiction Theater! THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Time for a banger. We got Jason from Small Town Monsters pimping his craft. We got Chris' mom reading AxCx lyrics. We got an in depth discussion on the NPC and Simulation Theory. We got a thing on WTFU that almost makes Jess puke. All this and more! Pick up any of the Small Town Monsters docs on home media at shop.smalltownmonsters.com! Follow them on Facebook and Instagram for the current updates! FB: Small Town Monsters IG: @small_town_monsters And check out the official STM Podcast: Monstropolis on all major pod platforms! What Made Jess Nearly Puke (18+ NSFW): https://efukt.com/22290_Most_Vile_Girl_On_The_Internet.html THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

It's all falling apart as the pulpit talks The Scottish Catman, Tupac being alive, bugchasers, and feminist Kesha parodies. Plus, the Deacon and the Cardinal perform dramatic readings of death metal lyrics. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

The boys cover skinwalkers, batsquatch, an excerpt from Pee Wee Gaskins' autobiography, and terrible National Anthem performances in honor of the election. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation on Facebook, instagram, and Twitter! Search THE CHURCH ABSURD! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

It's the first ever Halloween special and it all falls apart when the party is crashed by the drunken Godfather. We play shocking trivia, cover the Toolbox Killers' Halloween murder, cringe at an emo rapper, and more! Shoutout to PEE ON THE PODS! Check them out on Podbean, iTunes, and all your favorite podcast apps. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Jess, Sam, and newcomer Chris unwrap the legend of the Bandage Man, take a peek inside Franklin Castle, revisit the manifesto of Patheticus, and have an intimate encounter with Slenderman. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Bandage Man - Franklin Castle - Calvin Parker -Sargel18 WTFU -More of Patheticus' Manifesto Cringe Corner - F**k Me Slenderman! -After Service Reception -Outtakes THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Jess and Sam shine a light on the Enfield Horror, revisit a documentary featured previously on WTFU, and Riley Reid cannot rap. Also, Bobby Brown apparently has banged a ghost. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Enfield Horror - Bobby Brown Banged A Ghost WTFU - Maregasm 2: The Second Coming - I'm a Necrophile, Ask Me Anything - The Letters of Charles Whitman Cringe Corner - Riley Reid Cannot Rap - Rose McGowan Rambles Lonnie Sings: BYOBigfoot -Outtakes THE CHURCH ABSURD IS available on all podcasts apps, iTunes, Google Play, TuneIn, Stitcher, and wherever you get your podcasts. All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

The Reverend and Deacon look at the Ratman, the 4chan School Shooter manifesto, and some snakes get busted. Lonnie instructs the boys on what the Squatch says.   THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Reverend Jess and Deacon Sam look at The Beast Of The Land Between The Lakes, the Virginia tech shooter manifesto (in impressions), a Canadian freeman, and we insult Murray State University for really no reason. SEGMENTS: UNHOLY BEASTS - The Beast of the Land Between The Lakes - Gef - Spooky Story Time WTFU - Disturbing News Stories - Impressions Game: Virginia Tech Shooter Manifesto Cringe Corner - Die Cis Scum - Canadian Freeman - 4th Baby announcement THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupis #impressions #virginiatech #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

The terrible trio look at Spring Heeled Jack, the Son of Sam letters (in impressions), a "virtuous" pedophile, more Dr. Phil, and the Cringe Corner gets personal. Also, as a special treat for the 25th episode, Lonnie debuts another hit from his album! Segments Include: UNHOLY BEASTS - Spring Heeled Jack -  Human Ape Hybrid experiments - Spooky Story Time: tEh FAt GhoST WTFU -Impressions Game: The Son of Sam Letters - A "Virtuous" Pedophile Cringe Corner - "No! I Don't Wanna Get A Job!" - A Real Life Letterkenny Skid ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=w-TGBgIBlq4) - Personal Cringe: The Grammar Gang Punctuate That Sentence! (https://youtu.be/lagsR-cD_EU) - "Bigfoot On My Property" by Lonnie King - After Service Reception THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

The demented duo of Reverend Jess and Deacon Sam talk Owlman, people remove a part of themselves to sing better, crime scenes, and a sad man named Joey and his food reviewing world tour. Also, Deacon Sam receives a letter from a secret admirer. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Owlman - Indrid Cold - Spooky Story Time WTFU - Alessandro Moreschi - Flowers In The Attic  - Crime Scene Stories Cringe Corner: - Joey's World Tour - I Got Hugged By A Girl! - Pee Fight Mail Time! - A Letter For Deacon Sam - After Service Reception - Outtakes All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #angryginger #impressions #stalker #serialkiller #truecrime #coppercab #morgue #sheepsquatch #florida #comedy #bigfoot #machoman #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies #vampire #vault606 #xbox #richardchase --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Newlywed Deacon Sam returns to the Fat Chapel to tell a cautionary tale of alcohol and port-a-potties. The boys look at the Sheepsquatch, Coppercab's apology for slavery, Richard Chase's unquenchable thirst, and some of the most heartful A.C. lyrics as they get the impressions treatment. Finally, capped off with a game of Shocking Trivia with Jon's first shock collar experience. It doesn't go well for him. SEGMENTS -Jon's Crappy Saturday UNHOLY BEASTS - Sheepsquatch - Spooky Story Spectacular WTFU -Back to the Boom De Yada -Richard Chase Impressions Game: A.C. Lyrics Cringe Corner: - Coppercab Apologies For Slavery - The Best Blink 182 Cover - Juggalo Ryda Reborn -GAME TIME: SHOCKING MOVIE TRIVIA -Outtakes All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #angryginger #impressions #blink182 #serialkiller #truecrime #coppercab #morgue #sheepsquatch #florida #comedy #it #philcollins #bigfoot #machoman #movietrivia #shockcollar #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies #vampire #vault606 #xbox #richardchase --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This was the attempt at episode 23 but Reverend Jess was tired and we didn't have Deacon Sam back. It is absolutely stupid. We apologize and assure you that the other episodes are better. SEGMENTS INCLUDE Unholy Beats - Dover Demon Cringe Corner - The Juggalo Ryda Spectacular All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #whowasphone #serialkiller #truecrime #lallorona #morgue #boomdeyada #florida #comedy #it #philcollins #bigfoot #machoman #obama #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies #videogames #vault606 #xbox #playstation --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Reverend Jess and The Fickle Fanboy team up for this week's service to talk Mexican Weeping Women, good old American preacher homophobia, and a man who has a relationship with inflatable animals. Also, Jess brings on Tom and Karlo from The Designated Drinkers podcast to talk shadow people and road ghosts. SEGMENTS INCLUDE Unholy Beats - La Llorona - The Midnight Game - Listener Stories: Road Ghosts and Hat Men with Tom and Karlo from The Designated Drinkers   WTFU: - Christian Fear Mongering: A Righteous Government -Boom De Yada: https://www.facebook.com/970408256344946/videos/1145842352134868/ Cringe Corner: - Inflateable Animal Love - Lightning Round: Soundcloud Rapper's Thrift Shop Parody -Lonnie Sings Phil Collins -Outtakes Check out The Fickle Fanboy at @theficklefanboypodcast Check out Designated Drinkers at designateddrinkers.podbean.com All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #whowasphone #serialkiller #truecrime #lallorona #morgue #boomdeyada #florida #comedy #it #philcollins #bigfoot #machoman #obama #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies #videogames #vault606 #xbox #playstation --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, Reverend Jess brings Altar Server Jonathan back to the Fat Chapel and Deacon Sam is missing in action, so we call upon the all knowing Fickle Fanboy himself: RPM, to join us in the absurdity of Japanese monsters, kids who attempt comedy, the importance of cleaning your new tattoos, and the only real Super Saiyan. SEGMENTS INCLUDE Unholy Beasts: -  The Teke Teke - The Sacred Riana  https://youtu.be/kzEQNDNaSXA - The Dogman Returns!   WTFU: - The Last 40 Days of Junko Furuta  - Infected Tattoo Draining https://youtu.be/50yfro_biR8 Cringe Corner: -Super Saiyans Are Real! - 6 Year Old "Comedian" Blast Session: - Parents Who Put Their Kids on TV by Altar Server Jonathan - Easily Offended People by RPM - Deacon Sam by Reverend Jess -After Service Reception -Outtakes All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! Check out The Fickle Fanboy with RPM on Soundcloud, iTunes, Google Play, and all your favorite podcast apps! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #whowasphone #serialkiller #truecrime #tinder #morgue #westfieldwatcher #florida #comedy #it #stephenking #jerseydevil #elliotrodger #obama #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies #videogames #vault606 #xbox #playstation --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, it's a special episode as we talk with Ben Dale Combs, the overseer of Jackson's premiere video game store, Vault 606. Ben shares his occupational torment and we show them the right way to play trivia. All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, we look at Betty and Barney Hill, disturbing news stories, cringy singing competitions, have a Blast Session, and Sam doesn't understand when something is too soon. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Betty and Barney Hill - Stephen King's New Book WTFU - Worst Tinder Date Ever - Magic: The Stabbing - Westfield Watcher Blast Session The Cringe Corner - Spank Me Santa - WB Superstar USA - Lonnie Sings - Conclusion - After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #whowasphone #serialkiller #truecrime #tinder #morgue #westfieldwatcher #florida #comedy #it #stephenking #jerseydevil #elliotrodger #obama #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, we look at Mel's Hole, investigate the reborn Incel Forum, listen to a Brony Parody song, and shock each other with shock collars. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - 4chan Ghost Battles - Mel's Hole - Sam's Childhood Ghost Story - A Legitimately Creepy Story WTFU - Jake Evans - Bad 911 Call Operators - 1 Guy, 1 Spoon - Incel Threads The Cringe Corner - Equestrian Idiot - Stop Making Fun Of Dragon Ball Z - That's Not Pee - Game Time: Shocking Trivia - Conclusion - After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, we look at the Jersey Devil, interview the methhead who went home with a serial killer, listen to some incel cringe, read some love words for Jesus, Lonnie sings Flo Rida, and David Berkowitz starts his own podcast in the After Service Reception. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Jersey Devil - The spooky tale of the spoooky mann WTFU - Love Words To Jesus - Incel Threads The Cringe Corner - Revisting the homie from Wiscawnsin - My Mom Took My Vape - Lil Pump - Pruane2 Loves Obama - Classic Cringe: Why Must I Cry - Its So Cold In The D - Indian Road Rage - Lonnie Sings Flo Rida (Welcome To My Shed). - Conclusion - After Service Reception - The David Berkowitz Show All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, we look at the Mothman, revisit A Serbian Film, read through Elliot Rodger's Manifesto, Lonnie sings A-Ha, and we revisit random emo songs from the early 2000s in the after service reception. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Mothman - Alex Jones - Teh Day of All The Blood WTFU - A Serbian Film Baby Scene - Real life Newborn Porn - The Impressions Game: Patheticus' Master Plan The Cringe Corner - Preparing for the End Times with Jim Bakker buckets - "End Times" A Parody of "My Girl" - John Sakars Revisited - Kanye's Lift Yourself - Bad Stand Up Comedy - Lonnie Sings A-Ha. - Conclusion - After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #whowasphone #serialkiller #truecrime #jimbakker #doomsdaypreppers #aserbianfilm #takeonme #vegans #standupcomedy #mothman #elliotrodger #supremegentleman #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, we look at the Tengu, Jess meets a serial killer, Lonnie sings Post Malone, and we learn valuable lessons from Pruane2Forever. Who was phone? UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Tengu - Flat Earthers - The Beast of Bladenboro - Creepy Mysteries - The Elevator Ritual WTFU - Jess Meets A Serial Killer - 911 Call: "Deal With It" - 911 Call: "His Head's Missing..." - 911 Call: "I'm Dying!" The Cringe Corner - Angry Juggalette WOW Player - The Legend of Pruane2Forever - Lonnie Sings Post Malone - Conclusion - AFTER SERVICE RECEPTION All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, the toxic trio talk Hodags, ghost hunts with show superfan Trobi, revisit Albert Fish's letters, check in on some Cringe Corner favorites, and play 2 Lies, 1 Truth. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Hodag - Turnbull Canyon - Guest Ghost Stories: Trobi's Graveyard Adventure WTFU - Canadian Elliot Rodger - The Imitation Game: Albert Fish Revisited Cringe Corner - Bev And Bob Revisited - Mine Diamonds - ﹰRapping ﹰFor ﹰJesus - Christian Side Hug GAME TIME: 2 LIES 1 TRUTH - CONCLUSION - AFTER SERVICE RECEPTION --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, Jonathan takes the night off so Jess and Sam talk the Pope Lick Monster, Kentucky urban legends, the Bjork Stalker, MCR fan fiction, and drug PSA. Also, Lonnie sings a song for you at the end. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Pope Lick Monster - Kentucky Legends - The Truth About Donald Trump's Hair WTFU - Ricardo Lopez - My Chemical Necrophilia Romance CRINGE CORNER - Social Farter - I'm Pee Wee Herman and This Is Crack - Jacob Sartorius - Oppa Spongebob Style -Conclusion - Lonnie Sings All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, we see what happens when Jess and Sam drink Canadian whiskey.  It's an exercise in bad taste. We talk Agogwe, see how much more disturbing we can make the Toy Box Killer tape, revisit the cringy Juggalo rapper, and tell some lies. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Agogwe - Party Sex Dolphin - The Truth About George W. WTFU - A Group Of Celebrities Channel The Toy Box Killer - 911 Call: My Chimp Cringe Corner - Juggalo Rap Revisited GAME TIME - Two Truths and Lie Outtakes --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, it is the moment you've all been waiting for. The one and only Bigfoot Hunter: Lonnie. Join us for a 40+ minute interview with the man, the myth, the legend. It includes evidence, witness accounts, and a government cover-up. You do not want to miss this. After the interview, the boys look at cringy Juggalo rap, another Albert Fish letter, and play a game of Did The Juggalos Do It? SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Melon Heads - The Lonnie Interview WTFU -  "Your Hot Peanut Butter" With Albert Fish The Cringe Corner - Kill The Hater - You Only Live Once Vocal Cover - IceJJFish -GAME TIME: Did The Juggalos Do It Rev. Jess VS Altar Server Jonathan -Conclusion -After Service Reception Special Thanks to Lonnie for coming on the show! Check out his upcoming book: Bigfoot Off Grid when it drops All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, your toxic trio talk about globsters, the truth about Wal-Mart's low prices, well endowed gnomes, goths, and foreign insults. Jonathan channels the Toy Box Killer, and George Dunne of the podcast Second Shot takes the crew on a tour of an elderly sex dungeon. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - The Globster - Well Endowed Gnomes - The Wal-Mart Time Travel Truth WTFU -  "He's In The House" 911 Call -  The Toy Box Killer Tape - Scientologist Fear Mongering: Tom Cruise Is The Only One Who Can Help The Cringe Corner - The Life of A Goth - The Teen Werewolf - Dear Potheads by Coppercab - Guest Appearance: Sex Dunnegeon with George Dunne - Cold Drinks Training Video for Wendy's (https://youtu.be/PJ-JBFXh2IU) -GAME TIME: Foreign Swears with Deacon Sam VS Altar Server Jonathan -Conclusion -Outtakes Special Thanks to George Dunne for calling in! Check out his podcast: Second Shot, available through Above Below Entertainment on all podcast platforms! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, Jess and Sam talk about a magical frogman, discover what JRHNBR means, torture Altar Server Jonathan with a 9 volt battery, train for future careers at Wendy's, and delve into the world of Minecraft song parodies. Also, world renowned comedian Chris Paugh talks to us about ghost turds. It gets pretty messed up this time around folks. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - The Loveland Frog - Wereotters - The Voicemail Malaysian Flight 370 Conspiracy from Twitter -Guest Appearance: Ghost Turds with Chris Paugh WTFU - Evalion - JRHNBR - Christian Fear Mongering: The Spirit of Truth - Whitney Wisconsin The Cringe Corner - Mine Oddity by Minecraft Awesome Parodies - Karla Holmolka - Hot Drinks Training Video for Wendy's ( https://youtu.be/3xSyVjkSib4) -GAME TIME: Shocking Movie Trivia with Deacon Sam VS Altar Server Jonathan -Conclusion -After Service Reception Special Thanks to Chris Paugh for calling in! Check out his new album: APAUGHCALYPSE NOW, available May 11th through Above Below Entertainment on all digital platforms! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, Jess and Sam take a look at weird Japanese monsters that love butt stuff, vegans who are inappropriate with papaya, Kyle Odom's close encounters, and Ugandan homophobia. Also, we get accused of being anti-gay. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - South Bay Bessie, The Lake Erie Monster - The Shirime (https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/08/19/shirime-eyeball-butt/) - The Kappa (https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/01/25/kappa-to-shirikodama-kappa-and-the-small-anus-ball/) -Close Encounters with Kyle Odom (Kyle Odom's Manifesto: https://www.scribd.com/doc/303424144/Kyle-Odom-s-Manifesto) WTFU - Don Spirits' Bad Day (911 Call) - Christian Fear Mongering: Eat Da Poo Poo - The Sound of Schizophrenia The Cringe Corner - Bev and Bob sing Chop Suey! (https://youtu.be/LG-X1iOQBXE) - Pewdiepie Roasted! by THEROASTINGKID1907 -VVJ By John Sakars ( https://youtu.be/BTm9LgnHGxM) -Conclusion - The Longest After Service Reception Ever All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

After Jess recovers from illness, the boys are back! This week, your horrible hosts cover two cryptids, tell the tale of a gym rat turned Ghostbuster, get a taste of Japanese rock music, and try to curb an addiction. This and much more await the congregation so have a listen! SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - The Crawsfordsville Monster - The Thetis Lake Monster - The Ghost Who Couldn't Lift (4chan Story) WTFU - "I Kill My Kids" 911 Call - Christian Fear Mongering: Crack That Wrist! - Spongebob Theme 800 Times Slower - Chu Chu Lovely by Maximum The Hormone Analysis The Cringe Corner - I Love Money by Longneck (https://youtu.be/eXIk9V8TFcg) - Problem by Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend (https://youtu.be/0Ta-ki-V5o0) -Jess and Sam Try The Reboot App GAME TIME: B-Movie Titles  (The Aftermath of the Game can be seen here: https://twitter.com/RevJess_FLRadio/status/973915799978151936?s=19) -Conclusion -After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

A late night service has Jess and Sam looking at the Flatwoods Monster, Grave Robbing For Morons, and comparing the quotes of Putin and Bernie Sanders. Also, the depraved duo premiere the new segment: The Cringe Corner. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: -Unholy Beasts: The Flatwoods Monster WTFU - Ruth's Unexpected Guest (911 Call) - You Have 1 New Message (The Original Night Stalker) - Grave Robbing For Morons The Cringe Corner - Sceneable (10 Years Old) Tells Us Why We Need Communism - The Angriest Juggalette Ever GAME TIME: Putin or Sanders? -Conclusion -After Service Reception Prep -After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

The Church Absurd is in service with special guest and alter server, Jonathan. The terrible trio talk Dear David, the Bear Lake Monster, the Child of Rage, and more! The party continues a game of Is It On Pornhub? and the karaoke punishment that follows. Segments: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES  - The Bear Lake Monster -  Dear David (https://storify.com/moby_dickhead/dear-david) WTFU - Elliot's Supreme Lady - The Child of Rage - Byron Smith's Thanksgiving 2012 GAME TIME: Is It On Pornhub? -Karaoke Punishment: Rocket Man -Fan Mail -Conclusion -After Service Reception Prep -After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #podernfamily #podcast #comedy #truecrime #funny #cryptids #strange #nsfw #nowplaying #listennow #fatlulzradio #podmafia #creepy #childofrage #byronsmith #batman #eltonjohn #nerdculture #share --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

After a night of Chinese food and a movie, Jess and Sam take a look at the Aswang, Elliot Rodger, a Christian woman's fear-inducing view on sex, and tell some personal ghost stories. Segments: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES  - A Brief Look at The Mandela Effect - The Aswang WTFU - Elliot Rodger's Retribution - Christian Fearmongering: Sex Has A Price Tag - Personal Ghost Stories with Sister Blaze-It and Deacon Sam -Fan Mail: RE: Liz's Shadow Person from David D. GAME TIME: Jaden Smith Tweets (Real or Fake) -Conclusion -After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

On this episode, things get spooky when Jess and Sam look at ghost dogs, the Weepy Voiced Killer, and listen to the infamous Area 51 Caller of Coast To Coast. Plus, a friend of the show shares two crazy stories of Shadow People and Ouija Boards. Segments: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES  - The Black Shuck - Shadow People and Ouija Boards with Liz. - The Area 51 Caller on Coast To Coast WTFU - A Letter From David Berkowitz - The Weepy Voiced Killer GAME TIME -Donald Trump or Kim Jong Un -Conclusion -After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support