The Indiana Jones Minute

The show has returned! And the skull was returned to this cave of dead conquistadors, but no one knows why, including our guests Jonathan and Tabitha Carlisle. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

What's worse? Having lice, or having Mac aimlessly yell at you while you're strapped in a chair? Returning guests Jonathan and Tabitha Carlisle think they know. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Mac spends a minute threatening Indy. Or does he?? Our guest Jonathan Howell is in the background writing everything down to help figure it out. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

The arms race becomes a mind race as Spalko lets Indy in on Stalin's dream of psychic warfare while our guest Curtis Bloes guards his knees. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Spalko lays out the only explanation, that aliens built Akator and that everyone is trying to get back there, except for our guest Mitch Brian of the Alien Minute and 007x7 podcasts. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Oxley himself arrives, and things suddenly get interesting for a distressed Indy. Returning guest Mitch Brian is just surprised John Hurt is even in this movie. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

We're halfway through the movie! And our friend from Camp, Rob Brode, drops by to test the validity of some of Spalko's claims about what the skull can do. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Indy stares into the skull while listening to Spalko practice her beat poetry. Rob Brode returns to join in the clarity. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Indy survives staring into the skull, but only one Porter goes to Yale, and it's not Gerry or return guest Prof. Christy Porter. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

We finally leave that tent as Indy and Mutt are reunited at swordpoint and holy smokes, it's Marion Ravenwood! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Indy finds out where Mutts come from in front of a live studio audience that includes our old friend Jon (but not Pete). www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

It's another thruple on the show as our friend Jon joins us for some Oxley doodles. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Mutt tries to connect with Ox, Indy tries to connect with Ox's doodles, and our guest Ryan Anderson tries--against his will--to reconnect with this movie. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Our map expert Thor Ritz is back with nothing to do but study Mutt's disgust as Indy joins a study circle with Spalko. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Indy and Marion get stuck in quicksand because that's what happens in the jungle. Tierney Steele joins us and then runs off to find help. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Mutt saves Marion with a snake while our guest John Brueggen points out that everything you know is wrong. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Marion and Mutt get Indy past his fears, and our guest John Brueggen hangs out with Karen Allen! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Trapped in a truck, Mutt finds out his real dad is some schoolteacher. Therapist Deborah Helt is here to help the characters and us interpret our feelings. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Mom and Dad are still fighting, but only Marion ends up gagged. Therapist Deborah Helt is back to help us decide who wins this argument. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Indy and Mutt share some quality father/son time as they kick Devchenko in the face, Indy lets on he still Likes Marion, and our guest Joe Spaly shares some dos and don'ts about taking pictures of celebs. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Indy takes control of the truck, explains the plot to Marion, and explodes that tree cutting truck, almost cutting in half our guest Erik Habbinga. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Indy and the gang do everything they can to get from their busted truck to the duck boat, Spalko pouts, and our guest Eric Drysdale keeps his hands inside the minute at all times. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin

Oxley achieves a state of bliss or something, Indy punches Mac a couple of times, and our guest Eric Drysdale basically has a nice time. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Turns out Mac was CIA the whole time! Our guest Josh Horowitz is greatly relieved. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Oh boy, swords! And Marion gets punched by a tree! And our guest Josh Horowitz choses life over rugby! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Anyone who doesn't like Mutt, this minute is for you! Josh Horowitz returns as we question Marion's driving and her college degree. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Nobody wants to get pummeled by a three-months-pregnant lady with a Buster Brown haircut, and nobody wants it to happen in front of their dad and our guest Gordie Adams. Also, monkeys. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

We bet you're excited to hear Mutt's Tarzan yell as he swings with those monkeys! So is our guest, Alex Robinson! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

CGI monkeys give way to CGI ants as the months-long truck chase comes to crashing end. And WHOA, Alex Robinson is back! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

We can't get away from all the ants in this minute and neither can our returning guest Alex Robinson. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Who is blocking the ants? Oxley or the skull? No one is sure, including our guest Patrick Cotnoir from the George Lucas Talk Show (who likes this movie)! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

It's time for the Pat Roach scene without Pat Roach! Jim O'Kane joins us to watch the Rocky IV part of Indy IV. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

The key to winning a fight is just punching the other guy over and over, and then having him devoured by insects. Jim O'Kane returns to try to scream with a mouthful of ants. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

The only way to deal with ants is to drive off a cliff with our guests Mark Campbell and Jason Aumann! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Three times it drops. That applies to so many things, doesn't it? Our guests Mark Campbell and Jason Aumann return for the first one. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

We made it, everybody! We survived three waterfalls and eighteen minutes of mayhem. Wait, did our guests Mark Campbell and Jason Aumann survive? Somebody check. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Oxley paraphrases T.S. Eliot and Indy acts like E.T.'s Elliot as our guest Jon Solomon leads us up a running nose. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Indiana Jones forces everyone to walk through the Akator exhibit, but our guest docent Johnie Powers makes it worth it. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

This holiday classic of the non-commercialism of Christmas is brought to you by The Indiana Jones Minute! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

This week our guest Johnie Powers, like the crystal-headed aliens, returns with technology sufficiently advanced to seem like magic to us simple podcasters. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Indy and the Scooby gang get chased by the locals as our guest Doug Greenberg pines for the days of the Hovitos. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Indy and the gang yell each other's names as they are nearly done in by our guest Brett Stillo, who shakes his spear instead of throwing it. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

The gang does not find a city of gold at the top of that temple, but we do find our guest, Professor Tim Stock. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Our heroes discover the Akator breakfast bar as our guest Tim Stock schools us on the dangers of college. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: @indianajonesminute Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

The gang does everything right and opens the obelisk and is immediately punished, along with our guest Dave Arsenault. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Everyone falls down the stairs, Indy almost kisses Marion, Ox drops the skull, Mutt finds it, and hey look, it's our guest Hal Lublin! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Mac's bulging pockets of trackers gets smaller and Indy lights up a big fatty as our guest Joe Dator chats us up about theme songs and 70s interior decorating! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

The gang finds a massive room full of priceless, worthless garbage, and we find ourselves regarding the franchise through the young lens of our guest Will Burk. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Everyone takes a turn touching the skull, and Indy touches the skull to a door as the movie drains the color from itself and our guest Brian Reilly. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Indy starts counting with his thumb, Mac is a triple agent, and Spalko takes some tricorder readings, all while our first Patreon guest Joe Harras, who is stronger together than apart. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Our guest Natalie Polakowski joins us as Indiana Jones lets Spalko fall into the same trap he sets for every villain--namely doing what they came there to do. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

The idea of a big gift from an alien gives many of us a bad feeling, which is just fine with our guest Sasha Brainerd! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Is the room spinning or is it us? Or is it our guest Blair Wilson? www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Oh sure. PLANS. Here's a special announcement. Can you guess what it is??

Is it the height of selfishness to want to enter an interdimensional portal? British gentleman Neil Brown would like to know. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Spalko starts to rethink her desire to know everything, but Mac is going all Kenny Loggins as our guests from The Batminute podcast help us piece together clues to this interdimensional climax. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

We get our heads exploded along with Spalko as our guest Andrew Hawthorn, the original Crystal Skull defender, explains why he loves this movie. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Wow, there really is a UFO in this movie! And a crazy water park and our guest Matt Drum! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Our dear magical friends the aliens are leaving! Everybody wave and throw flowers! And welcome our guest Jamie Benning of the Filmumentaries Podcast! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Indy comes on very sage and says absolutely nothing as our guest Doris Weiss tries not to laugh along with the gang at Mutt's Daddy issues. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Laughter from Heaven! Jim Broadbent running! The wedding of Indy and Marion! This episode has everything, including that book you don't recognize and guest Stephen Badham. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

A bunch of complete strangers watch Indy and Marion tie the knot, including us and our returning guest Kevin Maher. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

There's a lot of flouting of church etiquette and fandom expectations as our guest Damien Fahey slowly files out of the movie with us. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

It's all credits from here on in as we try to reflect on happier times. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Join us in our reserved booth at the back of the club as we drink away our feelings about Crystal Skull with Prof. Christy Porter. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Our drink orders are getting confused and so is our understanding of time as we inch closer to the end of the movie. www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute

Praise the Lord, Thank Shiva, and Whatever, Interdimensional Beings, we've made it to the end. For now! www.indianajonesminute.com Join us at Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/indianajonesminute Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/ijmlc/ Twitter: @indianajonesmin Instagram: @indiana_jones_minute