A podcast about self-care, because sometimes self-care is screaming into the void. Here we'll use expletives and alcohol to process the creeps, jerks, and weasels that compose the s***ty elevator music of our lives.
On this episode, Ginger wraps up the Andrew Tate story by explaining all the different countries with arrest warrants out against him after the man was completely owned by a teenager on Twitter. Featuring a breakdown on f***ability, the Romanian housing market, and what Patreon tier would include feet pics.Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
In honor of seeing Black Rifle coffee being sold at the local grocery store! On this rewind episode, Ren and Ginger wonder aloud if the best part of waking up is fascism in your cup. Featuring Matt Gaetz federal sex trafficking takes, whether doing cocaine is too gay, and yet another term Ginger has to explain to her dad.Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this TFNG Rewind, On this latest episode, Ginger tells a tale of a sh*tty law and a sh*ttier court case that would eventually become inspiration for the Nazis. Featuring New Year's Eve parties, a McElroy reference, and much, much screaming. CW: sexual assault, ableism, forced sterilization.Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger tells the first half of Andrew Tate's saga, or why letting a boy with daddy issues watch the Matrix is bad idea. Featuring multiple renditions of "Cat's in the Cradle," upsetting boomers with our vulgarity, and TFNG's new cryptocurrency, Void Coin.Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
This TFNG rewind features someone who is definitely in need of an update episode. Somehow-still-a-Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green does it all: racist Facebook memes, harassing school shooting survivors, and egging on an insurrection. Who knew that calling for the death of your coworkers would come at the performance evaluation? Featuring apologies to 2000s pop icons, handcuffing the devil, and, of course, Jewish space lasers.Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren explores the life and times of the Conservative Political Action Conference, where Republicans have been saying incredibly stupid things for decades. Featuring toddler bedtime routines, that terrible beard all conservative men have now, and Ren's mom reading Lois & Clark fanfiction.Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
CW: sexual assaultOn this episode, Ginger finishes up our discussion on Pete Hagsbreath, an block of wet cheese looking to Make America Lethal Again and whose own mom hates him. Featuring the Axe to Old Spice pipeline, pornos about getting stuck in dryers, and staging an intervention via Congress.Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On the first of this two-parter, Ginger explores the life and times of Pete Hegseth, America's newest Secretary of Defense whose making his drinking problem everybody's problem. Featuring fascist tattoos, how more moms and lesbians would improve the military, and the age old question: would Ren's husband still love her if she was a worm? Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren takes on private healthcare octopus, UnitedHealth Group, and its various and sundry tentacles to explain how maybe--just maybe--a for-profit healthcare system is Not Good™. Featuring Dancing With The Stars: White House Edition, Ren calling out Ginger for doodling, and the hottest new doctor on Grey's Anatomy, ChatGPT. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
A surprise Rewind episode due to a surprise death! On this episode, Ginger takes us on the wildest f***ing ride down to the sunny shores of Florida, where a now-dead Anita Bryant first started her anti-gay crusade. If you haven't heard of Anita Bryant, that's fine, just know that she's into God, orange juice, and ruining people's lives. Oh, and she sang sometimes. Come, little orange birds, listen and love us! Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this TFNG Rewind, Ginger takes us back into the Dead Asshole Archives to talk about NOT another U.S. president! Instead, we will be talking about Phyllis Schlafly, a woman who did her damnedest to screw over other women. Fierce opponent of the Equal Rights Amendment and lover of ugly doilies, Phyllis' contributions to the hellhole we are currently living in cannot be underplayed or overemphasized. And, Ren will be very sexually confused when the mini-series comes out starring Cate Blanchett. Be sexually confused with us! Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
One of our first TFNG bangers! On this episode, Ren takes on Ginger's unknowing and yet well-deserved arch nemesis, Ken Cuccinelli. We're going to talk about his terrible choices as a Virginia state legislator, his terrible choices as Virginia's attorney general, and about how terrible he is in general. Featuring fingerblasting, babies pulling themselves up by their bootstraps, and the morality of Roman titties. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren tells Ginger all about Nick Fuentes, racist AI chatbot and the internet's most irritating incel. The living personification of an ascot but if the ascot hated women. Featuring bad in-laws, Hot Frosty, and Ren & Ginger selling out. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren and Ginger discuss Donald Trump's 2024 presidential campaign, his platform, and his promises to prevent World War 3 and defeat the enemies from within. Featuring Ren's mom being a real one, Thanksgiving dictator jokes, and Ginger discovering Mad Max's Thunderdome. Citations at thisfnguypod.com
On this episode, Ren takes it on faith that climate change exists while Ginger describes Donald Trump's attempts to be a Captain Planet villain. Featuring the state of Gen Z political discourse, cloning extinct animals only to eat them, and Bigfoot erotica protagonist, Forrest McManagement. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren is joined by Ginger, her podcast husband, and Reek, her real life husband, as she explains how anything can offroad once. The Tesla Cybertruck, brain baby of one Elon Musk, proves that an obsession with the letter X and stupid amounts of money results in 7000 pounds of ugly with the bones of a minivan. Featuring Pennsylvania's hatred for hard seltzers, showing hole, and the new hit show, Porsche 9-1-1.
On this episode, we revisit the recent happenings with friend of the pod and your high school bully, Matt Gaetz. He's a policy maker who does not believe in making policy but apparently does believe that you can be sexy at *any* age. Featuring the Chase bank glitch, the famous leftist institution, the DOJ, and Ginger's dad's newest vocabulary word. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger discusses Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance, a sad simp of a man who once wrote a book about Appalachia, a place he did not live and clearly hates. Featuring mommy issues, a whole host of kinks, and Ren getting the maddest she's ever been. For the forseeable future, each episode we will be asking for our listeners to support a family in need. This week, we are asking for donations for the Nourhan family. Their GoFundMe is available on Twitter and our website. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren talks about the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank who once called Richard Nixon a liberal commie, and their newest evil plan, Project 2025. Featuring Ben Shapiro's lip filler, an Only Fans cat lady in booty shorts, and another term for Ginger to explain to her dad. For the forseeable future, each episode we will be asking for our listeners to support a family in Gaza. This week, we are asking for donations for Jannah's Healing Fund. Her Gofundme is https://gofund.me/cdb5e970. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, we conclude our two-part saga of Tucker Carlson, former Fox News host, lover of the Green M&M, and man whose legacy proves that satire truly is dead. Featuring furry hacktivists, word salads, and which candy is the most f***able. For the forseeable future, each episode we will be asking for our listeners to support a family in Gaza. This week, we are asking for donations for Noor Hammad and her family. Her Gofundme is https://gofund.me/8c7b11d6. Citations at thisfnguypod.com
On this episode, Ginger starts us on a two-part quest to discover the origins of one Tucker Carlson, wearer of bowties and man who lied his way into TV journalism by way of OJ Simpson. Featuring a cat named Bong Water, Dancing With the Stars, and a fond farewell to the 1055 people Ginger had to ban from the Facebook page. For the forseeable future, each episode we will be asking for our listeners to support a family in Gaza. This week, we are asking for donations for Ebaa and her family. Her Gofundme is https://gofund.me/384cc5e2 and you can find her on TikTok @ebaa.elkhoudary. Citations available at thisfnguypod.com.
In honor of Pride Month, we've decided to do a Rewind! On this episode, Ginger recounts the trans women who started a revolution and reminds up why cops shouldn't be allowed at Pride. Featuring pizzazz, bad New York accents, and how Tom Hanks got cancelled. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger turns TFG into a true crime podcast to discuss Orenthal James Simpson, a man whose comedic timing was very bad. Featuring Ginger maintaining relevancy, Ren's professional stabbing tips, and Slenderman reading The Secret. Content warning: descriptions of violence. Citations at thisfnguypod.com
Taking a break this week to bring back one of our favorites! On this episode, Ginger tells Ren a tale as old as time: about a 6-foot-tall religious lady in the early 1900s taking a hatchet to your local pub. Featuring Goosy Joss, braising politicians, and faking your own death to escape social blunders. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger and Ren discuss Anthony Comstock, a horny prude and cop for God that made it everyone's problem, even for us today. Featuring America First data mining, making microphones illegal for men, and two different musical references. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren and Ginger discuss that Leopards Eating People's Faces Party and their current spokesperson, Candace Owens. Featuring transphobes getting mad about Pokemon, learning straight culture from Love Is Blind, and surprising hero, Kim Kardashian. Citations at thisfnguypod.com
On this episode, Ren tells Ginger all about the Oneida Community, the original flatware polycule that brings Jesus and eugenics together in a way that isn't as bad as you think. Featuring Roachella, a Footloose reference, and Ginger's continued indecision as to whether she's going to join the silverware cult. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger and Ren talk about Howard P. Lovecraft, the father of cosmic horror, prolific racist, and favorite son of spinsters. Featuring New England serial killer vibes, dunking on Star Wars, and Ginger coming out to her dad. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren and Ginger discuss Alan Dershowitz, a fancy lawyer man known for defending the rich and famous and the devil's own personal advocate. Allegedly. Featuring stale takes, the copaganda masterpiece, Theodore Rex, and not one, but two, dramatic porn retellings. Citations at this fnguypod.com.
We're back! On our grand return episode, we take on the manic pixie dream girl of our imperialist dreams, Henry Kissinger himself, the man who won a Nobel Peace Prize by doing war best. We missed you all very much! Featuring terrible German accents, Mutually Assured: The Musical, and how God ruined a perfectly good lesbian. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
While Ren and Ginger work on the newest evolution of TFNG, they have brought forth from the archives on of the first episodes that really cemented what this podcast was all about: laughing hysterically at men's rights activists. The 22 Convention, sadly, did not come to pass, due to a whole pandemic thing, but its misogynistic memory lives on in our hearts. Featuring beach muscles, the George Washington of the Manosphere, and raising your femininity by over 500%! Citations at thisfnguypod.com or femalepsychopath.net.
A reckoning, a renaming, and a revival! Coming to your ears very soon! More at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger talks about Dan Quayle, the most boring man that is still alive, even if he was vice president at one point. Between blaming the L.A. riots on a television show and his many uses of prepositions, we will explore how Dan Quayle is sometimes technically correct, George H. gave him a puppy to teach him about responsibility, and him becoming the hero we didn't know we needed. Featuring the Hard Rock of states, the university of Peepaw, and the reveal of the TFNG motto. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren unveils another right-wing provocateur who decries censorship while being able to publish a book. Laura Loomer is many things and she is not good at any of them. From political punkings, to fake documentaries, to being banned from multiple internet platforms, including Teespring somehow, Laura has made quite the name for herself as a #ProudIslamophobe and "The Most Banned Woman on the Internet." Featuring embarrassing stories about Ginger's mom, what kind of dogs are LoTR characters, and how Ren's husband personally ruined Halloween. In memory of Karen, a good pupper who would like to speak to your manager. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger dips into true crime, where racism and murder fantasy meet! Bernie Goetz, an average white dude who looks like a bad Jeffrey Dahmer spin-off, was dubbed the Subway Vigilante for gunning down four teenage black boys and running away to New Hampshire for awhile. You know, like innocent people do. The fact that we got the Joker movie out of this is somehow not the worst part. Featuring the great soup and sandwich debate, New York City's knife economy, and Ren struggling with Billy Joel lyrics. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, we dive into the breaking news and discuss Syesha Mercado and her continuing battle to regain custody of her children. In a story that involves a struggling child welfare system, rampant abuse, and an overzealous doctor destroying families, we'll discover that the true villain was Florida all along. Featuring juggling chainsaws, Master Chef Junior Junior, and how Mariska Hargitay can change the world. Citations at thisfnguypod.com. CW: child abuse, suicide
On a special bonus-type episode, Ren and Ginger introduce what will be a Patreon exclusive: exploring the wonderful Reddit space that is "Am I The Asshole." This is where the people come to ask the anonymous masses about whether they have offended their fellow man. But beware, it is the internet, so it's gonna get weird. Featuring radioactive cockroaches, cheating on your spouse via bento box, and Eustace the pig.
On this episode, Ren takes us all on what may be the wildest ride yet. We're talking Steven Seagal, action hero, cringy weeb, and utter monster. It's like one of those bad jokes: a former action star wearing a bulletproof kimono walks into the bar, fakes a Jamaican accent, and tries to give all the women unwanted massages while negging them about their weak kidneys. The punchline? Well, it somehow involves a tank, a puppy, and Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Featuring Ginger's recent doctor's visit, couch guns, and a call from Ren's mom. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger talks about the Hostess with the Most-ess who never learned how to tie her shoes. Dolly Madison was considered the First of the First Ladies, but that's because our grade school history classes glossed over all of the slave-owning and disregard for human dignity. Hello, Dolly! You're the worst, Dolly! Featuring morbid old-timey shit, dick pics in space, and Ginger's confession that she is not a My Chemical Romance fan. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, we discuss the worst (and ugliest) U.S. president: James Buchanan. A man who saw the Civil War on the horizon and responded, "Meh, that is someone else's problem." A masterclass in pettiness, pissing off your own political party, and other lessons that America has clearly learned. Featuring Alanis Morrissette, a Queer as Folk remake starring 1860s political figures, and more Calls from Craigslist. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren shares America's newest record for 2021: the most anti-trans bills ever introduced to state legislatures! From attempts to keep trans kids from playing kickball to keeping them from getting healthcare to forcing teachers to out them to their parents, it's like an all-you-can-eat buffet but entirely made of transphobia. They're just trying to protect the children, y'all! Featuring calls from Craigslist, the worst sandwich ever conceived, and the timeless question: are horses racist? Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, we celebrate Pride Month by remembering why cops aren't allowed at Pride. Ginger takes us back to the 1960's, a time of peace, love, and rampant discrimination against LGBT+ folks. All it took was one sh**ty dive bar, a police raid, and a couple of trans women of color who decided that they had had enough. Featuring pizzazz, bad segways, and how Tom Hanks got cancelled. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger tells Ren a tale as old as time: about a 6-foot-tall religious lady in the early 1900s taking a hatchet to your local pub. Carry A. Nation was a prohibitionist but without any chill whatsoever, and we thank her wholeheartedly for that. Featuring Goosy Joss, braising politicians, and faking your own death to escape social blunders. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, we delve into the constitutional fanfiction that is sovereign citizens. Unfortunately, nonsense jargon, legal mad libs, and wacky hijinks are the ridiculous wrapping paper on a truly terrible gift: antisemitism, white supremacy, and domestic terrorism. Featuring bad star wars metaphors, a fire in Ginger's ovaries, and John Cena, the man, the meme, the legend. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger tries to squeeze a 12-part PBS docuseries into just one podcast episode. From slave patrols to strike breakers to corrupt political machines to outright violence, the history of American policing proves the old adage: what we learn from history is that no one learns from history. Featuring delivery pizza, more musical numbers, and a debate on what whiteness smells like. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger talks about magnets, magnetism, and Franz Mesmer, a man kicked out of Paris for being a pervert. Actually, it was the fact that his medical practice mostly consisted of getting stoned and feeling up ladies, but you get the gist. Add in Marie Antoinette, Amadeus Mozart, and Ben Franklin, and you got a recipe of what we like to call: history is weirder and hornier than you thought. Featuring racist gremlin, Ben Shapiro, wandering uteri, and DJ's Tinder profile. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren decides to celebrate Autism Awareness month by talking about a group that hates autistic people, but, don't worry, that feeling is mutual. Autism Speaks is known for the blue puzzle piece, being obsessed with curing autism, and producing films that make autism out to be the bubonic plague and the Zodiac Killer combined. Ableism: the true conspiracy theorist. Featuring the penultimate verse of Mr. Brightside, the menacing aura of the Duolingo owl, and grown men being upset about Disney World. Citations at thisfnguypod.com
On this episode, Ginger recalls two wars humans declared on birds and subsequently lost. First, the Emu Wars of Australia, where the military sent two machine guns to wipe out 20,000 birds the size of Tom Cruise with the same energy. And, like a real life cartoon, it goes about the way you expect. Second, the time when Maoist China declared war on sparrows, took it way to seriously, and millions died from starvation. Basically, the moral of the story is don't f*** with birds. Featuring the benefits of buying secondhand birds, Ren's lifelong feud with a parrot, and the odds of Ginger winning in a fistfight with an infant. Bonus: DJ and DJ Sr. making way too much noise. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ren and Ginger wonder aloud if the best part of waking up is fascism in your cup. Black Rifle Coffee Company is supposed to sell coffee, but what they really sell is "owning the libs" to guys whose entire personality is "GUNS!" Unfortunately, when you package your product in American flags and assault weapons in order to cater to military LARPers and right-wingers, the other circle in this already terrible Venn Diagram includes mass shooters and Nazis. Triggered, yet? Featuring Matt Gaetz federal sex trafficking takes, whether doing cocaine is too gay, and yet another term Ginger has to explain to her dad. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
On this episode, Ginger returns to her roots: true crime, bad science, and sexual predators. We're talking about Richard Gardner, child psychiatrist and man who was definitely subscribed to TheRedPill on Reddit, whose name was recently dropped in HBO's "Allen V. Farrow" docuseries. Gardner was the brain behind "Parental Alienation Syndrome," a thing that is definitely not real but still managed to use in order to ruin lives for decades. This is definitely a Vodka Cranberry (hold the Cranberry) kind of episode. Featuring Ren's new favorite serotonin-boosting TV show, Destiel becoming canon, and the eternal reminder to stop comparing your hurt feelings to the Holocaust. Citations at thisfnguypod.com. CW: child physical and sexual abuse, domestic violence, divorce, suicide, misogyny
On this episode, Ginger discusses another historic inventor who was weirder (and worse) than you thought. Alexander Graham Bell is well known as an American icon for his invention of the telephone, despite the fact that he was Scottish and lived mostly in Canada. What's less known is his party trick of fisting his dog's mouth, dating and marrying his teenage student, and--oh yeah--all the ableism and eugenics. Happy Deaf History Month! Featuring a Monty Python reference, the ethics of masturbating to Space Jam, and the revelation that Ren and Ginger don't know anything about President James A. Garfield. Citations at thisfnguypod.com.
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