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Welcome to Wait, You Haven't Seen That?! the podcast! Join our three intrepid hosts: Sista Luna, Megan Wykhuis, and Brie Kole as they journey through uncharted territory of films at least one of the crew hasn't seen. We kick our show off with the original Star Wars Trilogy! That's right! Brie has NE…

Wait, You Haven't Seen That?!

  • Mar 25, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 53m AVG DURATION
  • 30 EPISODES


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30- Beautician & the Beast Part 2 AKA Be Like Joy

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2020 60:23


Join the team for our FINAL EPISODE of Wait, You Haven’t Seen That?! The podcast. In this final installment, the gals jump back into our discussion of the 1997 not-really-a-classic classic, Beautician and the Beast with incomparable Fran Drescher. Brie still lovin’ on the 90s and the surprisingly diverse time it was and also appreciates Joy making the conversation for change productive. Sista likes that Fran adapts so well and compares Fran to Leslie Knope in her advocacy skills. Megan is obsessed with the massage scene and is impressed by Fran’s teaching pedagogy. Alternative episode titles include: 1) We’re In a Rom-Com Y’all, 2) Worried About Assassins, 3) Horn Ball Carl, 4) Come Be Better, 5) What Would Fran Do, 6) Umbilical Cord Purse, 7) Big Fran Energy, 8) Casually Unionizing, 9) Feelings Corner, 10) Teagy Bouffants

29- Beautician & the Beast Part 1 AKA Wear Pink & Do Whatever You Want

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 52:55


The squad rides for a final time on Brie’s last pic of the pod, ‘97 classic Beautician and the Beast! Strap on your bouffants and shimmy into your high waisted colorful pants. Brie declares that this film proves that no one can hate Fran but she also hates the kitten heels. Sista loves that Fran calls out bullshit while inviting change and she believes that Joy dreams in cartoons. Megan isn’t mad about loving this film even though she can put off some serious Grinch vibes. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Millennial Girl Acclaim, 2) Fran Melts Hearts, 3) No Dictator Staches, 4) Fran is a Force, 5) True Joy Meeller, 6) Fran the Millennial Savior, 7) Wigs on Fire, 8) Repressed Puff

28- The Rise of Skywalker Part 2 AKA Ugly Cry Adam!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 65:58


It's the FINAL STAR WARS EP, Y'ALL!! Join the team for Part 2 of their discussion of Rise of Skywalker with local Star Wars expert guest, Sarah Valentino. Brie has an amazing deep cut reference recalling that General Pride was in Spice World, and she still deeply loathes Luke (surprise, surprise). Sarah explains the thought process of Force Ghosts and hates that they gave Poe a background as a Spice Runner (he already had a backstory from the comics!). Sista feels should have stayed dead and comes through with the Buffy references. Megan doesn't like how Leia was written after Carrie Fisher passed away and is processing all of this through the writing of her fanfiction. Alternative titles include: 1) Woo-Woo Force Ghosts, 2) Armi-TAGE Tucks, 3) General Pride Parade, 4) Shootin' Wads Off, 5) JJ Can't Close, 6) Good Guys=No Consequences, 7) Tinfoil Hat Territory, 8) Holograms Can Touch, 9) Old Luke is Better, 10) Glitter Sabers, 11) No Magic? Who Cares?

27- The Rise of Skywalker Part 1 AKA Poe=DTF at all Times

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2020 50:48


The final Star Wars episodes are HERE! Check it out as the squad and resident Star Wars expert, Sarah Valentino, discuss The Rise of Skywalker and boy do we have LOTS of feelings about it. Brie really wanted Stormpilot to happen and doesn’t understand who the hell would sleep with Palpatine. Sarah thinks TROS ruined Poe by adding the Zori history so he could be perceived more hetero and really wanted Rey to be ok with who she is. Sista notes that it is the first time her and Zach did not go see a Star Wars recent release when they were together for Christmas because Zach hated it and really didn’t like the backslide in character growth. And Megan defends Reylo, surprise, surprise and needs to bring Ben back to life in her fanfiction. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Layer of Salt, 2) Parafin Wax Needed, 3) Poe=DTF at all Times, 4) Shirt Off Force Ghost, 5) Fan Vindication Lyfe, 6) Tiny Seizures, 7) Reads Like a First Draft, 8) Palpatine Flakes, 9) Rose Done Dirty, 10) Too Many Legs, 11) Can’t Win Against a White Dude, 12) Palpatine=Trump, 13) Ben Solo=Disney Princess

26- The Last Jedi Part 2 AKA Save All the F*ck Boys

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2020 62:44


Welcome back for Part 2 of Space Vegas, we mean, The Last Jedi! Joining the squad this week is beloved guest and brother to Sista, Zach Luna, co-host of the SpiderMan Minute Podcast! Zach explains how Rian does elegant storytelling and also calls our boy Finn out to not be complicit with fascism. Brie really wants to make SURE there is no incest on the horizon in TROS and absolutely adores Benico del Toro as DJ. Sista discusses connecting contrasting concepts and helps us understand what happens when you DON’T choose a side. Megan likes the gray area and the balance Rian is trying to bring to the Force and is loving all the badass lady storylines. Alternative episode titles include: 1) All the Daddy Issues, 2) We Need Mind Consent, 3) The Buffy Morality Line, 4) Don’t Meet Your Heroes, 5) Our Lord & Savior, Rey, 6) Save All the Fuck Boys, 7) Holdo: The Hero We Need, 8) Gryffindors Wear Spandex, 9) Space Vegas, 10) Yin-Yang 2020

25- The Last Jedi Part 1 AKA Samurai Drag Queens=Sith

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2020 57:57


It’s time to let the past die with those Star Wars prequels and celebrate the new squad in The Last Jedi! Joining Megan, Brie, and Sista on this excellent adventure is Zach Luna! Sista’s brother and co-host of the amazing Spider-Man Minute Podcast. Welcome Zach in all his Star Wars cinema buff glory as he nerds out over the metatextualness of the stories in Star Wars. Brie is still luke warm on Luke and can’t stomach Rey’s horrendous capris. Sista focuses in on the Scooby Gang splitting up and all the subverted hero tropes. And Megan brings up the Yin & Yang symbolism and how important it is to teach social and emotional skills to the babies. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Luke Skyfucker Warm, 2) Darn Tootin’, 3) Ewok Christmas Story, 4) Vaginal Imagery, 5) Chrome Dildo Ships, 6) White Men Standards, 7) The Force of Failure, 8) Turn Up the Horny Knob, 9) Strangest Pen Pals, 10) Rebel Decoder Rings, 11) Star Wars, Failure, and Mortality, 12) This Ain’t No Disneyland Parade, 13) Unreliable Mentors Everywhere

25- Now and Then Part 2 AKA Lesbian Undertones

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 57:04


Aaaaand we're back for part 2 of the 90's classic coming-of-age film: Now and Then. Brie has an out of body experience that Megan hasn't seen Mermaids and is hung up on the gals being ill-prepared for rain. Sista hates that they're always almost drowning and loves all the death themes. Megan was real bad at math as a teen and is clearly trying to do too many things. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Pen Peeks Under Duress, 2) Lesbian Undertones, 3) Ride or Die Friends, 4) No Balls for Girls, 5) Inopportune Monsoons, 6) Get That Pearl Necklace, 7) Brother Dicks Everywhere, 8) Brendan Fraser Butthole Clenching, 9) Breast to the Third, 10) Playground or Cemetery? 11) Sug Night=Voldemort

23- Now and Then Part 1 AKA Lady Marauders

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2019 54:14


The squad is hitchin’ a ride back to the swinging 70’s with this week’s Brie pick, Now and Then! Join Sista, Brie, and Megan as they embark on this excellent women written, directed, and produced film about four pre-teen gals coming into womanhood and solving a town kept secret. Brie notes how important representation is and feels all weird when the teen hormones get too real. Sista is hung up on the lack of supervision in the 70’s but loves the lady marauder vibes. And Megan wanted to see all the peens when she was an adolescent, was such an angel baby growing up, and comes to the realization that she is Chrissy. Alternative titles include: 1) Pudding Tits, 2) Peek That Peen, 3) Porn Rhymes with Corn, 4) Lots of Lesbian Subtext, 5) Gaslight Addition Nightmares, and 6) Teen Awkwardness Too Real

22- The Force Awakens Part 2 AKA Grand-Daddy Issues

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2019 67:48


Bust out your lightsabers and get ready to throw a temper tantrum cuz it’s time for Part 2 of The Force Awakens with your girls and special guest, Sarah! Join our squad as Sarah educates us on Han and Leia’s relationship and all of the missing pieces since Return of the Jedi. Brie shares her love of Gwendolyn Christie and admits she is more into this branch of Star Wars. Sista recognizes that Leia is a goddamn PILLAR OF STRENGTH. And Megan is ready to captain the S.S. Reylo ship and gets riled up discussing her hatred of life coaches. Alternative episode titles include: 1) S.S. Reylo, 2) Pillar-Of-Strength-Leia, 3) Galaxy Tabloids, 4) Kombucha Discharge, 5) Emo Kylo Ren, 6) Huffleclaw With a Slytherin Rising, 7) F*ck you, Life Coaches, 8) Big Hologram Compensation, 9) OG Voldemort, 10) PSA: Urgunnadie, 11) Professor Sista on Death & Fuck Boys, 12) Homeboy the Wise, 13) The Phasma Lounge

21- The Force Awakens Part 1 AKA Lightsaber Temper Tantrums

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2019 51:13


Lightsabers, droids, and speeders—Oh my! That’s right, we’re BACK in the Star Wars universe with the new sequel series and special Star Wars guest, Sarah! Kicking things off with the first part of The Force Awakens. Join the squad as Sarah schools us on why the First Order and the Empire didn’t use clones anymore (spoiler alert, it’s dark). Brie falls in love with the StormPilot ship. Sista celebrates the imagination of fanfic and points out the bullshit of toxic masculinity. And Megan draws comparisons between Finn and Rey and roots for Bendemption. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Clones: Too Many Greenhouse Emissions, 2) Reylo=Drarry, 3) Vadar Helmet Therapy, 4) The Real Throuple: Storm Peylo Ren, 5) Michael Fassbender Phelps, 6) BB-8’s VIP Room, 7) Mortality’s a Bitch, 8) Dark Side 101: Repression, Repression, Repression, 9) Star Wars Daddy Issues, 10) Poe’s Sexual Tension

20- The Birdcage Part 2 AKA Strip Clubbin' Under Duress

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 53:16


Welcome back to our second installment of the ever alluring film, The Birdcage! Join the squad and special guest Michelle Vigil as we jump back into the fresh, fab, and fetching world of Nichols and May's The Birdcage. Michelle chats about the coke epidemic of the late 80's and early 90's while reminiscing on her love of Portia De Rossi. Brie absolutely loooooves the diversity of drag. Sista hates that Nathan and Robin couldn't kiss on screen in the 90's, even though they were the relationship MVPs. And Megan just can't get over the cuteness of Alfred and Armand's adorableness and general loveliness. Alternative titles include: 1) Coked Out College, 2) Coke Dick, 3) Drag is Diverse AF, 4) Incest everywhere, 5) Val is STILL the Worst, 6) Dormitory Sluts, AmIRight?, 7) PSA: Get Tested, 8) Use It or Lose It, 9) Save the Day with Drag, 10) John Wayne Walks, 11) Read the Room

19- The Birdcage Part 1 AKA Val is the Real Villain

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 62:01


It’s time for another Brie AND Sista pick! That’s right. This week’s film newb is Megan! Join the squad and special guest Michelle Vigil as they sashay their way through The Birdcage. Michelle has roots in what the Florida drag scene really looked like in the 90’s and schools the team. She’s also full of deep cut references. Brie declares that Teagan would never ask what Val asks Armand to do (because Val is a dick). Sista relives watching her first rated R movie as a wee one and loving this film to the point she can still quote almost every scene. And Megan can’t help but get all misty over the park bench scene, but implores everyone to have critical awareness of the media content they consume. Title alternatives include: 1) So Quotable!, 2) Hung Like a Donkey, 3) How to Not Be Racist, 4) Take Down the Patriarchy, 5) White Dudes Yelling=Quality TV, 6) Scotch Will Get You Through It, 7) Camp Drag Ain’t Legit, 8) Big Head Tom Cat, 9) Shaving Robin Would Be a 24/7 Job.

18- Revenge of the Sith Part 2 AKA House of Darth

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 47:52


Our official conclusion to the prequel series of Star Wars, join the squad for part 2 of their discussion on Revenge of the Sith. Brie hates the youngling training and wasn’t into this season’s Sith collection. Sista likes Hayden’s guyliner and loves those dark side/light side lighting choices. And Megan is now on board with the Obi-Wan/Anakin ship (sorry Sista) and goes on a healthy relationship soapbox (you’re welcome everyone). Alternative titles include: 1) Jedi Babysitters, 2) Youngling Firepole Laps, 3) Hot for Hayden, 4) Space Beach Waves, 5) Dark Side Pre-Ejaculate, 6) Poor Choices=No Legs, 7) Dark Side Gaslighting, 8) Ewan Tries to Halp, 9) Jedis Tamp Down Feelings, 10) Jedi Ravers, 11) Luke Got Shafted, 12) Broody Skywalker Boys, 13) Disappointing Space Skin Care, 14) Vadar Frankenstein, 15) Ultimate Fuck Boys Unite.

17- Revenge of the Sith Part 1 AKA R.I.P. Star Wars Hymen

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 49:12


Aaaannnnd we’re back into the prequels! That’s right. The FINAL installment of the Star Wars prequel series: Revenge of the Sith, Part 1! Join the team as we dive into another rant and rave session of critical enjoyment and loving banter. Brie is emotionally dead inside from this final installment but she finally read the intro scroll! Sista understand that the internet is a beautiful thing and makes a strong Elsa/Anakin parallel argument. Megan is pumped on the new TROS trailer, gets all riled up about the feminist theory (or lack thereof) in this film, and again can’t seem to let go of this whole “attachments are bad” argument. Attachments are GOOD y’all! Alternative episode titles include: 1) Big Fat Bummer, 2) This Movie Didn’t Have *LEGS*, 3) F*cked Either Way, 4) Anakin: An Emotional Shitstorm, 5) GTFO or Touch Peens, 6) JNCO Raver Dark Side Pants, 7) Choices Were Made, 8) Jedi Council Foolishness, 9) Rainbow Lightsaber Repressions, 10) R2 Burns It All Down, 11) Mind F*cking Isn’t Great, 12) Yoda: Didn’t Win? Byeeeee, 13) Anakin Empathy is REAL, 14) Talk It Out, Then Touch Tips

16- The Bodyguard Part 2 AKA Passive Aggressive Smoothies

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 47:03


Join the squad for the second half of our dive into the 90’s not-so-brilliant bust, The Bodyguard! Brie hates that a common theme in the movie seems to be exploiting her girl Whitney. Sista is hung up on the ZERO chemistry between our two stars. And Megan haaaaates that white knight trope. Alternative titles include: 1) Poor Choices Were Made, 2) Trope Walmart, 3) Make Out Head Grabs, 4) Girls Can’t Say F*ck, 5) 0 to Samurai Flirting, 6) Bulletproof Buttons, 7) Samurai Sword Panties, 8) Hungover Play Dates, 9) Don’t Threaten People You’ve Been Inside Of, 10) Bodyguard Police, 11) Double Turtleneck Action

15- The Bodyguard Part 1 AKA Marijuana Does NOT Equal Murder

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 44:20


Time for another Brie Pick! We have nothing, if we don’t have this film on our pod. That’s right, join the squad for a dive into the 90’s classic with that tantalizing soundtrack: The Bodyguard. Brie brings up the BS of men tryin’ to leave our girl, Whitney, out of what’s happening in her house when she’s paying their salaries. Sista hates all the infantilizing of Rachel’s character and that pesky Madonna/Whore complex Hollywood seems to love. Megan is super proud of her 5th grade DARE speech and needs to know the REAL mystery, who in the F*&$ jizzed on Whitney’s bed?! Alternative titles include: 1) Not Here for the Critical Acclaim, 2) Trope-y AF, 3) What is the Plot? 4) Kevin Costner’s Make Out Obsession, 5) Just Say No…to Murder 6) Fletcher’s Sass Saves the Day, 7) Henry—The Real MVP, 8) Orange Juice Without Vodka?!, 9) Tackle Kids Like a Gryffindor, 10) Koosh Ball Lyfe

14- Attack of the Clones Part 2 AKA JNCO Jeans Fett

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 61:33


Join us again for another dip into the Star Wars Prequels as we wrap up this dumpster fire of a film: Attack of the Clones. Megan talks about how necessary it is to get a verbal “yes” for consent and how important it is for ladies to be at the table to talk about these films (problematic relationships yo)! Brie is into Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu (and promptly forgets that old emperor white dude). Sarah discusses the origins of the Force Ghost phenomenon and the meaning behind lightsaber colors. And Sista schools us all on death avoidant culture and why Big Bads seem to want to end death (oh and her Buffy-nerdness comes out when she talks about the Jedi Council versus the Watcher’s Council). Alternative titles included: 1) No Means NO Anakin, 2) Private Investigator Kenobi, 3) Anakin’s Voldemort-esque Moments, 4) Black & White Jedi Problems, 5) Super Villains Hate Death, 6) Inner Conflict is a Bitch, 7) Jedi Council vs. Watcher’s Council, 8) Purple Lightsabers=Crystal Lyfe, 9) Futuristic Skin Gloves, 10) Costume Injustice, 11) Clones Aren’t Droids?, 12) Clone Identity Crisis, and 13) Darth Vadar Restraining Orders

13- Attack of the Clones Part 1 AKA 0 to 60 Love Story

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 58:49


Jumping back into the prequel trilogy y’all and we’re joined by our rad guest and resident Star Wars expert, Sarah! Join our rebel badass babes as Sarah finally unveils what in the hell that farm on Tatooine was for (spoiler alert: it’s a moisture farm) and schools our hosts on the concept of Jedi love. Brie doesn’t love the cat-lady chic of this Star Wars fashion collection. Sista has all the hate for the clunky relationship that is Aname (yea…that’s their ship name). And Megan got her research on and nerded out on all the CGI and world building in this film. Altnerative episode titles: 1) Cat-Lady Chic, 2) Ewan McGregor Carries the Film, 3) Ewan McGregor’s Chemistry with EVERYONE, 4) George Lucas—DIVA LYFE, 5) Crawling Dick Assassination Attempts, 6) Emperor Palpatine Puppeteer, 7) Jedi Attachment Disorders, 8) PSA: It’s OK if You Aren’t Good at EVERYTHING, 9) Jar Jar’s Big Adventure, 10) Hayden Christensen’s Nip, 11) Twinkle to Spare, 12) Bubble Boy Film Choices, 13) Sexy Midriff is a MUST

12- The Associate Part 2 AKA Pussy Bow, Limp & Unintimidating

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2019 46:32


Welcome back to our continued conversation about The Associate! Join the team as we again discuss the 90’s movie that explores a black women’s quest to become a top financial advising exec in a sea of homoerotic white dudes. Megan, of course, brings up toxic masculinity ruining everything. Brie discusses her love of ice skating and Ricki Lake. Sista reveals she went to the same elementary school as JonBenet Ramsey!? Alternative episode titles include: 1) Tits Out = Bigger Deals, 2) Get Your Tits Done for YOU, 3) Frank, the Frat Bro Shit Bag, 4) Don’t Use Your Privilege & Power for Evil, 5) White Dudes are Apparently the Default, 6) Don’t Fear Vaginas, 7) Cameo Trigger Warnings, 8) Homoerotic Love Handle Grabbing, 9) Helpful Drag Queens Save the Day, 10) Period Piece Playboy, 11) Billionaire White Dude Tropes, 12) The Pussy Bow Origin Story

11- The Associate Part 1 AKA In the Name of Equality, Falsify Records

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2019 49:47


Brie pick #2! Join the team as we listen to the 1996 workplace comedy fighting the patriarchy: The Associate. Whoopi Goldberg leads this cast as a badass black lady, crushing the Wallstreet game. However, she can't seem to get ahead because of the shitty white man bullshit. The squad is fired up! Listen in as Brie explains the importance of NOT doing black face. Like, seriously. Come on people. Megan gets mad that Sally isn't included in the scheming and the damn women stereotypes that keep coming up. And Sista loves a good ruse getting out of hand and Whoopi turning that shit up to 11! Alternative episode titles included: 1) A Slyther That Got in Too Deep, 2) Whoopi is EVERYTHING, 3) Hot-Takes on 90s Movies, 4) We're Here for the Slyther/Huffle Dynamic, 5) Sally the House Elf, 6) The Ship That Didn't Happen, 7) The Red Velvet Rope of Privilege, 8) Strong Broach Game, 9)The 90s Box Silhouette Ain't Cute, 10) Walkman TVs Y'all, 11)Tamagotchi Overcommitments, and 12) Don't Die of Dysentery.

10- The Phantom Menace Part 2 AKA Double Rat-Tail Hotties

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2019 50:55


Here's the second installment of The Phantom Menace and our gals don't pull their punches in this one! Megan shamelessly compares JK Rowling to George Lucas. Brie ships Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson. And Sista talks about the dubiousness of relationships in the Star Wars verse. Buckle up as the team finishes talking about the first installment of the prequels--it will be a bumpy ride! Alternative episode titles include: "George Came in--Blasters a Blazin'," "George's Midlife Crisis," "Phantom Menace: The Fashion Collection," "Jedi's Vape Out," "Accidental Incest is NOT a Cool Reveal," "John Williams Saves the Day," "Star Wars-Sex Toy Line," "Dear C3P0, Kthxbyeeee," "Nine Year Old Sociopaths," "Yoda Side Eye," and "The DARE Program for Jedis: Just Say No to Your Feelings."

9- The Phantom Menace Part 1 AKA Immaculately Conceived Garbage

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019 48:27


The team once again dives into the Star Wars verse with the prequel trilogy (insert puke emoji here). Although the prequels were a bit rough, the squad has a ball talking about intergalactic trade federations and Queen Amidala’s epic wardrobe collection. So buckle in as we get into The Phantom Menace! Sista is mad about that character development (or lack thereof). Megan gets hung up on the apparently immaculately conceived Anakin. And Brie fixates on Qui Gon’s stone cold decision to draw the line at helping women. Alternative episode titles include: “Bi-sected Dudes,” “We Miss Marcia,” “ Painfully Long Pod Racing,” “Fandom Off the Rails,” “Be a Cardboard Box,” “Midichlorian Bullsh*t,” “Firefly Gummy Guy,” and “Draw the Line at Helping Women.”

8- Hedwig and the Angry Inch Part 2 AKA Salad Bars Don't Stop Us

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 49:32


Welcome back to the second installment of our first ever, certified fresh Brie Pick, Hedwig and the Angry Inch! Join the team again as they delve into this witty and wild rock opera with Hedwig, our transwoman protagonist as she strives for stardom in the midst of her fuck boi ex's tour. In this episode, Brie is lovin' on Rosie O'Donnell and Martha freakin' Stewart's collages. Sista is making Mean Girl comparisons. And Megan is ranting about the "other half"/soulmate trope because she apparently hates love. Alternate episode titles include: "ALL THE PUNS," "Hed-Heads," "FULL DIVA MODE," "Power Makes a Comeback," "Jesus & Hitler=Same Guy?" "Hitchcock Callbacks," "No Goddamn Cross Dissolves!" "Hedwig is Vadar."

7- Hedwig and the Angry Inch Part 1 AKA 90's F*ck Boy Look

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2019 52:54


Time for our first Brie Pick! Certified fresh, join the team as Sista and Megan are the rookies when it comes to Hedwig and the Angry Inch! This cult classic rock opera kept the team on their toes talking about the trans community, Plato's Symposium, and all the bouffant hair stylings of the late 80's/early 90's. Megan gets into the possible diagnoses of Hedwig's personality disorders. Sista tackles the unpacking of Hedwig's glittery layers. And Brie is convinced Hedwig is a Slytherin Princess, just like team mascot, Teagan Woo. Sit back and enjoy as our Scooby Gang rocks out with Hedwig! Alternative episode titles include: "Cute White Boys Rise Through The Ranks," "Tear Down the Wall! Tear Down the Binary!" "F*ck You Luther!" "Damn Girl, Reclaim Your Power!" "Tommy the Asshat," "F*ck Boi Dilemma," "Brie's Matching Butterfly Top!" "Paid in Kind with Pieces of the Berlin Wall," "Brie's All About the Reveals."

6- Return of the Jedi Part 2 AKA Star Wars Adjacent for LYFE

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2019 46:49


For the final installment of the OG Star Wars Trilogy, the team is again joined by local Star Wars guru, Sarah Valentino! We again dive into the team's thoughts on Return of the Jedi. Sarah better explains the mechanisms of the force. Sista loves the Vadar redemption arc that reminds her of Draco Malfoy. Brie wants the emperor to look out for those non-existent railings like Mario Kart's Rainbow Road. And Megan can't get over Williams junior's Toto-esque Ewok Song! Alternative episode titles include: Orbiting Endor, Throne Swivels, Emperor, Look Out for Those Rainbow Road Guardrails, The Power-Pet Situation, The Origin of the Force Ghost, Star Wars Porn, and Toto/Ewok Mash Up.

5- Return of the Jedi Part 1 AKA The Dark Side, A Drag Queen Party

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2019 48:49


In this episode, the team is joined by resident Star Wars expert, Sarah Valentino on Return of the Jedi! This is the last installment of the original three Star Wars films and buckle your seat belts for some awesome final reveals. Brie is HORRIFIED when her throuple of dreams becomes incenstuous. Sarah schools all of us on the Star Wars verse. Sista talks about having to creatively adapt from one movie to three. And Megan gets hung up on that damn metal bikini. Alternative episode titles included: Incestuous couples, Only Female in the Galaxy, Misguided Pixie, Teen Boy Fantasy, Banter Queen, Swiss Army R2, Yoda Validation, Bullshit Mentors, and Emperor Drag Queen.

4- Empire Strikes Back Part 2 AKA Boba Fett's Barbie Braid

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2019 46:50


The team finishes up Empire Strikes Back as we jump back in with episode 4. Brie FINALLY experiences the biggest cinematic reveal (and then immediately doubts its validity), and fixates on Boba Fett's braid. Sista begrudgingly confirms that yes, THIS IS THE REVEAL. Come on! Megan isn't convinced you should say, "I love you," even if you are being carbon froze. She has feelings, but is stoically Ravenclawing the situation, as always. Quotes from the episode include: "Pragmatic Vadar." "Lando is the inventor of Bitcoin!" and "This is a mother f*cking trap!"

3- Empire Strikes Back Part 1 AKA Taming the F*ck Boi

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 53:00


Welcome back to our next dive into the original Star Wars trilogy--Empire Strikes Back! Join Sista, Megan, and Brie on another epic space adventure as we follow Han, Luke and Leia (the whole Scooby gang) on their trek through space. Megan discusses the emotional implications of the force (what a Ravenclaw buzzkill), Brie is convinced Han/Luke/Leia are the throuple of dreams, and Sista teaches a college course on taming the fuck boi. Quotes from the episode include: "Welcome Jehovah Witnesses." "Vadar, the Power Peen." and "Luke is just gonna Eat, Pray, Love his way through this."

2- A New Hope Part 2 AKA Emotive Cape Work

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2019 50:22


Buckle up for the second installment of Wait, You Haven't Seen That?! as we continue our conversation about Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope! Join Sista, Megan, and Brie as they explore the music of John Williams, Storm Trooper tropes, and Vadar's impressive emotive cape work. Quotes from our reaction video this episode include: "John Williams is a Ravenclaw." "White dudes in space!" "Emotive cape work." "All the eye f*cking."

Ep. 1 WYHST A New Hope AKA Are Jawas Never Nudes?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2019 45:59


Welcome to Wait, You Haven't Seen That?! the podcast! Join our three intrepid hosts: Sista Luna, Megan Wykhuis, and Brie Kole as they journey through uncharted territory of films at least one of the crew hasn't seen. In this first episode, we begin the exhilarating journey through the original Star Wars trilogy. That's right! It's trilogy time y'all! And Brie has NEVER seen them. Buckle up for poppin' movie cherries, endless HP references, and comical social commentary. Fun reaction video quotes include: "That was a cute jacket though." "Are Jawas Never-Nudes?" "Look! A little roomba!" "Vader Ball!"

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