Zbrojovkast

Win-mania takes hold of Zbrojovkast Towers this week with a mildly chaotic episode featuring visiting listeners Karen and Leon (recorded in the pub), matches as quotes, a D-Gran thunderbastard, hijinks on Merseyside, condiment-based wordplay and more! 0.00 - opening 1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Hammer & Tongs Vlašim and Sigma B 10.50 - Hot? Or Not?! 20.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Žižkov and Slavia B (pub-level phone sound quality from 32.45 - 39.55) 41.40 - Beer of the Podcast 48.10 - Baník B and Jihlava previews 1.04.10 - outro

Revelations abound as we get a(nother) manager, score some goals, discover some good football broadcasting content and discover we haven't done one of these in a packed schedule meaning there are four (4!) games to discuss as well as your usual nonsense. 0.00 - opening 2.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Vyškov, Zlín and Prostějov (though not all in the same game) 12.30 - Hot? Or Not?! 24.25 - Quiz Time! 30.30 - Zbrojovka vs. SK Líšeň 42.45 - Sigma Olomouc B preview 49.55 - Beer of the Podcast 53.00 - Dutch & Hosea Vlašim preview 59.00 - outro

Home form revelations, beer above expectations, manager defenestrations and shot-stopping compensations all come to the fore as we look back on two games, drink maybe the best beer we've ever had, briefly mention the fact that Hýnek was Zbrojovka manager but no-one really noticed... and more! 0.00 - opening 1.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Tábor 9.20 - Hot? Or Not?! 23.30 - Sparta B vs. Zbrojovka 32.20 - Vyškov preview 42.55 - Beer of the Podcast 47.00 - Zlín preview 58.30 - outro

It's going quite well and that makes us uncomfortable, although no more so than usual. Join us for two reviews, two previews, a Chomp-inspired beer, laughing at some Dutch people, mAcKlEyThEr hitting the ground running, Paddy Žitny's mystery goal, Dyno-Rod's Adam Hero, a heart-warming tale from Scottish League Two and more! 0.00 - opening 1.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Chrudim 9.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 16.30 - Varnsdorf vs. Zbrojovka 23.40 - Táborsko preview 32.10 - Beer of the Podcast 35.35 - Sparta B preview 43.10 - outro

African Club or Indie Band is back! And so is the football season. We've brought many, many people (not us, the club) so we discuss that, preview things, drink a beer that... yeah... and generally get back on the horse. 0.00 - opening 1.40 - Ins 'n' Outs 18.30 - Quiz Time! 26.05 - Chrudim preview 36.30 - Beer of the Podcast 41.30 - Hot? Or Not?! 47.00 - Varnsdorf preview 55.40 - outro

The winter break is here, so we look back at our last three matches, give a well-earned thumbs-up to Roman Potočny, have a beer, and then spend most of the time stealing the format of a well-known quiz show. Enjoy! 0.00 - opening 2.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Slavia B & Baník B 10.05 - Only Connect! Guess the Connection 17.30 - Beer of the Podcast 23.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Opava 32.50 - David's random 2.Liga players quiz 37.40 - Hot? Or Not?! 48.40 - Only Connect! Sequences 59.10 - outro

We're bottom of the league! The season hits its nadir (so far) as we talk Bread & Butter Vlašim and Viktoria Žižkov, Sam gets his darts on, we try a train beer, David goes to a fans' forum, we have a quick round of Keep or Kick Out and we finish off with the most unpleasant vocal performance we've ever featured courtesy of the throaty screeching of Lucie Bílá. 0.00 - opening 2.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Hall & Oates Vlašim 8.25 - Fans' Forum report 19.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 29.45 - Quiz Time! 35.30 - Beer of the Podcast 40.25 - Viktoria Žižkov vs. Zbrojovka 55.40 - previews + keep or kick out 1.03.10 - outro

We - Zbrojovka - score a goal from open play! Huzzah! We - Zbrojovkast - play African Club or Indie Band, try a wet-hopped beer, get bemused by the French, shake our collective fists at the weather, and generally babble on nicely. Welcome! 0.00 - opening 2.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Líšeň and Sigma B 17.10 - Hot? Or Not?! 27.30 - Quiz Time! 33.30 - Beer of the Podcast 38.20 - Chalk & Cheese Vlašim and Viktoria Žižkov previews 48.10 - outro

An absolute cracker of an episode as we talk new owners, missed sitters, goal ambitions, politicians, cherry Session, Dutch aggression, made-up names, coming games WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE Oh, and there's a belting ska music pun as well. 0.00 - opening 1.10 - ownership chat 11.50 - Quiz Time! part one 18.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Vyškov and Tatran Bohunice 25.10 - Beer of the Podcast 29.05 - Zbrojovka vs. Zlín 35.50 - Hot? Or Not?! 43.40 - Quiz Time! part two 52.40 - Prostějov and Líšeň previews 1.05.00 - outro

Tábor! Uničov! A ten-goal thriller! Beer! Gary Medel! Mashed potatoes! Majka the Pundit! Pigeons! Medieval skulduggery! Drum theft! If you can find another podcast with all these things in it, what on earth do you want from life? They're all here! 0.00 - opening 1.45 - Tábor (and very briefly Sparta B) vs. Zbrojovka, feat. Majka the Pundit 12.00 - Vyškov and Zlín (A-team) previews 21.45 - Beer of the Podcast 28.20 - Uničov vs. Zbrojovka B 35.30 - What's the Deal With... Uničov? 41.15 - Hot? Or Not?! 49.40 - Strány and Kroměříž (B-team) previews 57.10 - outro

Sam almost gets scammed by a child, David goes to Germany, Brno get hit for six in one of the most stunningly funny / pathetic games we've ever seen of anything PLUS we talk B-team, quiz, financial mismanagement and drink one of the weirdest, most interesting beers we've ever had... 0.00 - opening 3.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Chrudim (briefly) and Varnsdorf (much longer) 16.45 - Quiz time! 22.10 - Tábor and Sparta B previews 30.30 - Hot? Or Not?! 40.25 - Beer of the Podcast 46.50 - What's happening with the B-team and why you should care 54.30 - outro

We're back with a bing and a bang and a bish-bash-bosh! We discuss the summer ins and outs, Jihlava, have a pretty good wheat beer, make troll noises, look at CDs and have a childish giggle over a Dutch striker's name - all while being filmed! It's a multimedia extravaganza. 0.00 - opening 1.50 - summer transfer stuff 8.50 - Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka 18.40 - Hot? Or Not?! 27.50 - Opava preview 35.00 - Beer of the Podcast (feat. Ryan) 38.30 - Chrudim preview 48.30 - outro

APOLOGIES: I didn't check the mic input on this episode, so the sound quality is below our usual (honestly very good) standard, but I've done the best I can to salvage it. Unfortunately, the content is our usual standard, but you're used to that by now. 0.00 - opening 1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Kroměříž and Vlaším 17.10 - League summaries and general round-up 32.45 - Hot? Or Not?! 44.10 - Stat Attack! 51.30 - Beer of the Podcast 56.20 - Quick questions and the coming season 1.02.30 - outro

Football is a weird thing, and so is this podcast. Chalky beer, bad pronunciation, Robert Burns, a friendly Italian and the Verve all get a mention, while we preview the last two games, look back at three, and listen to David getting increasingly exasperated over a quiz. 0.00 - opening 2.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Příbram, Žižkov and Líšeň 11.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 20.40 - Quiz time! Part one 28.00 - Kroměříž and Vlašim previews 36.40 - Beer of the Podcast 40.50 - Quiz time! Part two 52.40 - outro

Sam's alter-ego makes an appearance as we dig through the murk and mire of the "new" ownership, as well as looking back and forward, drinking what can only be described as a Strudelbräu, getting annoyed with Antony, investigating myths and legends and generally larking about. 0.00 - opening 1.45 - "new" owners and the general situation 15.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Prostějov and Varnsdorf 27.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Jihlava and Vyškov 34.40 - Beer of the Podcast 37.50 - Hot? Or Not?! 44.15 - Opava and Přibram převiews 53.50 - outro

How to describe a game neither of us saw? Well... we give it a go then abandon it for a quiz. That silliness plus Albanian football, a delicious beer, Saudi Arabia vs. TNS, an exclusive money-saving offer*... and more! *not really 0.00 - intro 1.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Sparta B 16.00 - Prostějov preview 25.20 - Hot? Or Not?! 39.45 - Beer of the Podcast 45.00 - Varnsdorf preview 55.40 - outro

Wobbles aplenty on and off the pitch as we talk fan demonstrations, funerals, FA Cup action and fuckin' strong stout, plus Sam takes a dive into AI-generated content and David struggles to remember literally any Aberdeen players. 0.00 - opening 2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Tábor 14.05 - Hot? Or Not?! 21.40 - MFK Chrudim vs. Zbrojovka 35.10 - Beer of the Podcast 41.20 - Sparta B preview 52.50 - outro

We know. Exciting, isn't it? The second half of the FNL season is underway! We talk squad and ownership farrago, try the poshest, rarest beer we've ever had, wonder where Edrisa Lubega got to (Estrela Amadora at last sighting), try and solve the $750 mystery and witter on about loads more! 0.00 - opening 1.30 - squad and club updates 11.40 - Dukla Prague vs. Zbrojovka 19.40 - Tábor preview (incl. quiz) 34.40 - Beer of the Podcast (hi Sander!) 42.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 51.20 - Chrudim preview 1.00.50 - outro

Kit sponsors! Classic teams! Mascots! Football in 2023! Other topics! ALL HERE! Yes, here it is, Sam's Big Football Quiz (aka The Quiz of Choice). A couple of great rounds and some interesting twists to keep you on the edge of wherever you sit when you listen to podcasts. Or the edge of the pavement if you listen while walking.

If you've missed this new, extremely tenuous section of the show, here's a super-cut of all our mini-quizzes based on the niche interests of certain members of Zbrojovka's squad. You don't need to know anything about football to join in, so play along to learn about geography, history, jet propulsion and more in the company of our players. 0.00 - Adam Kronus 3.55 - Musa Alli (feat. Ben) 8.05 - Martin Toml 11.20 - Denis Granečný 16.45 - Martin Nový 22.20 - Lukáš Endl 28.30 - Martin Berkovec

Tales from foreign lands this episode as we look back at five games: three of FCZB and two from abroad! What balls should you put in your mouth? How much gyros is too much gyros? How do you avoid being stabbed by Greeks? And what in the world is a Zutphen? All these topics - and more! - in this episode of the world's best English-language Zbrojovka podcast. 0.00 - opening 1.50 - Zbrojovka vs SK Líšeň (aka the Battle for the Štatl) 10.25 - SK HS Kroměříž vs. Zbrojovka 13.50 - A Potted History of... Kroměříž 17.15 - Hot? Or Not?! 27.00 - Adventures in the Netherlands and Greece 35.40 - Beer of the Podcast 40.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Sigma Olomouc B feat. club updates 47.30 - outro

Music, manager misplacement, misery, morning madness and other things beginning with M dominate this episode. Mamma mia! 0.00 - opening 1.35 - Zbrojovka vs. Přibram 7.40 - Hot? Or Not?! 17.20 - Viktoria Žižkov vs. Zbrojovka 31.30 - A Potted History of... Viktoria Žižkov 39.45 - Manager Chat! 49.30 - SK Líšeň preview 58.00 - Beer of the Podcast 1.01.30 - HK SK Kroměříž preview 1.10.20 - outro

A disappointing couple of games but there's a lot to enjoy with hair metal, mascot violence, club statements, superb pastries, honey beer... and more! 0.00 - opening 2.20 - Zbrojovka vs. MFK Vyškov 15.30 - Hot? Or Not?! 24.40 - SFC Opava vs. Zbrojovka 31.50 - A Potted History of... SFC Opava 39.50 - Přibram přeview 46.40 - Beer of the Podcast 51.20 - Viktoria Žižkov preview 1.00.40 - outro

There's a lot in this episode so grab a drink and join us for Varnsdorf and Jihlava, two - TWO! - Beers of the Podcast(s), the JLB Credit derby, Klement Gottwald's new smelter, David (not Dave), Pilsner (un)original restaurants and Denis Granečný getting lost in the woods. 0.00 - opening 1.10 - Beer of the Podcast, part one 5.35 - Zbrojovka vs. Varnsdorf 17.05 - Hot? Or Not?! 26.00 - Vysočina Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka 36.25 - A Potted History of... FC Vysočina Jihlava 41.40 - MFK Vyškov preview 49.40 - Beer of the Podcast, part two 54.25 - Slezský FC Opava preview 1.03.40 - outro

Two wins, but questions remain as we delve into departures, defense and some very unfortunate events, plus a bumper hot or not, an excellent stout, military history, a terrible cover of wasn't-a-very-good-Kinks-song-in-the-first-place... and more! 0.00 - opening 1.25 - Sparta B vs. Zbrojovka 10.05 - 1.SK Prostějov vs. Zbrojovka 17.55 - Hot? Or Not?! 25.00 - A Potted History of... 1.SK Prostějov 30.25 - News Just (Vset)ín! and a Varnsdorf preview 39.00 - Beer of the Podcast 45.10 - Vysočina Jihlava preview 56.35 - outro

A guest means an unusual mic setup which means David sounds like he's in a bucket for this episode... but that's okay! Fellow Gentleman Ultra Ben joins us to talk Tábor, Chrudim, Bart, do a rhyming player quiz, have a drink-along-in-the-UK beer and more! 0.00 - opening 1.55 - FK Silon Tábor vs. Zbrojovka 14.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 22.05 - A Potted History of... FK Silon Tábor 26.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Chrudim 37.15 - Sparta Praha B preview 45.15 - Beer of the Podcast (UK edition) 51.30 - 1.SK Prostějov preview 1.00.30 - outro

Series six! Six! Three games, some new features, an absurd shoehorning of a new quiz format, dark, fruity beer, a couple of previews, and much, much more. 0.00 - opening 2.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Vlašim and Sigma B 11.25 - Hot? Or Not?! 19.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Dukla Praha 33.50 - A Potted History of... Dukla 41.25 - Tábor preview 48.10 - Beer of the Podcast 53.30 - Chrudim preview 1.01.40 - an English-language song sung in Czech

Blow off those relegation blues with the alternative awards, an exciting looking Beer of the Podcast, a crap shirt, a hype man and a potential Zbrojovkast competitor... 0.00 - opening 1.40 - the squad and management: ins, outs, shaken all abouts 14.25 - Hot? Or Not?! 24.15 - Beer of the Podcast 29.50 - the Zbrojovkast alternative awards 41.40 - outro

Sleepwalking complete, we're down. In a not-quite-the-last-episode episode, we look at the last couple of games, examine the numbers in-depth, do a couple of quizzes and then sod off to the pub. 0.00 - intro 1.05 - The last three games (but mainly Zlín) 9.00 - Examining the numbers and drawing conclusions 21.25 - Quiz Time! part one 26.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 35.05 - A Word from our Sponsor 35.55 - Beer of the Podcast 40.40 - Quiz Time! part two 46.15 - outro

Focus on the quizzes as Zbrojovka start spiraling wildly out of control away to Baník and home to Pardubice. We talk sporting directors, appalling directions, power league, lower league, victory parades and Teplice away in the latest episode of the podcast. 0.00 - opening 2.10 - Baník Ostrava vs. Zbrojovka 7.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Pardubice 14.05 - Quiz Time! 24.40 - Hot? Or Not?! 31.05 - Požár bails out 37.50 - A Word from our Sponsor 38.55 - Quiz Time! Again! 44.00 - Beer of the Podcast 48.10 - The State of Play 59.25 - outro

It's not gone as we hoped. Lie back and feel kind of ambivalent with us as we discuss three games, preview the final league group, have a chocolatey beer, talk Ukrainian/Brazilian friendship, listen to a band from UH, have a quiz and do a whole heap o' more! 0.00 - intro 0.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Slovan Liberec and České Budějovice 10.30 - Hot? Or Not?! 20.35 - Slovácko vs. Zbrojovka 24.25 - What's the Deal with... Uherské Hradiště? 30.10 - A Word from Our Sponsor 31.00 - Quiz Time! 40.20 - Beer of the Podcast 44.15 - "The Misery Section" (relegation group preview) 1.05.20 - outro

BOING! That's the sound of the New Manager Bounce(tm) as we almost Zbrojovka it up against Pardubice. As well as that we've got a Scottish indie anthem, a South Korean goal machine, a flowery beer, Michelin-starred Brighton and a bunch of other crazy crap. 0.00 - opening 1.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Hradec Králové 3.20 - Manager Chat! 10.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Pardubice 19.45 - Slovan Liberec preview 28.00 - A Word from our Sponsor 28.50 - Beer of the Podcast 34.30 - Dynamo České Budějovice preview 40.40 - Hot? Or Not?! 50.45 - Slovácko preview 1.00.20 - outro

We've got two home games in quick succession coming up, so we talk defeat at Sparta, get a great quiz, discover the benefits of cameras, the curse of David Huf, Scotland vs. Spain, Racing Club Warwick and much, much more. 0.00 - intro 1.25 - Sparta Prague vs. Zbrojovka 13.35 - Hradec Králové preview 21.30 - Quiz Time! 29.05 - Hot? Or Not?! 38.30 - A Word from our Sponsor 39.30 - Beer of the Podcast 44.00 - Pardubice preview 57.30 - outro

Fun and games despite the actual games in this episode as we dissect Teplice and Jablonec, drink sweet, sweet sugar, take your questions, listen to some classical music and get excited by a very big sandwich. 0.00 - opening 1.40 - Teplice vs. Zbrojovka 7.00 - What's the Deal with... Teplice? 13.10 - Hot? Or Not?! 25.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Jablonec 34.40 - A Word from our Sponsor 35.40 - Beer of the Podcast 40.40 - Listeners' Questions 53.20 - Sparta Prague preview 59.40 - outro

Absolute bounce from Baník and Bohemians is zapped by Zlín and a cup debacle for the ages. But fear not! As well as that we've got Dutch drubbings, a Dutch prick, Dutch courage and a load more non-Dutch stuff. It's a Czech podcast after all. 0.00 - opening 1.55 - Bohemians vs. Zbrojovka 10.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 17.05 - a cup mess and Zbrojovka vs. Zlín 29.50 - A Word from our Sponsor 30.40 - FK Teplice preview 37.55 - Beer of the Podcast 43.50 - FK Jablonec preview 51.20 - outro

Who's big in Benin and super at Srbská? Well, it's neither Sam nor David, but we'll tell you the answer as well as bringing you two games, two previews, a stadium name quiz, some pear and cinnamon loveliness, a cat update... and more! 0.00 - opening 1.10 - Slavia Prague vs. Zbrojovka 8.45 - Hot? Or Not?! 18.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Baník Ostrava 28.30 - A Word from our Sponsor 29.45 - Quiz Time! 34.50 - Bohemians preview 43.50 - Beer of the Podcast 47.50 - Trinity Zlín (and a bit of ČB) preview 57.45 - outro

Je to trochu Škoda as we get only a point from Boleslav, then Zbrojovka it up against Viktorka. But never fear! There's also spear-lobbing, museum-touring, beer-drinking, mailbag-reading, game-previewing and other-things-doing. Also David gets to use the word carpetbaggery, which pleased him no end. 0.00 - intro 1.25 - Mladá Boleslav vs. Zbrojovka 7.45 - What's the Deal with... Mladá Boleslav? 14.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 25.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Viktoria Plzeň 40.30 - Slavia Prague preview 49.35 - Beer of the Podcast 54.10 - Listeners' Mailbag 59.35 - Baník Ostrava príču 1.07.45 - outro

How was your winter? Slightly worse now. We're back! Ins n' outs, previews, a little quiz, Slovak microbrewing, Fence Update(tm), a New Orleans jazz legend... and more! 0.00 - opening 2.10 - winter break updates 12.30 - Mladá Boleslav preview 22.40 - Quiz Time! 30.00 - Hot? Or Not?! 41.20 - Beer of the Podcast 45.20 - Viktoria Plzeň preview 53.40 - outro

2-3, 3-2. Not a crap version of the Chuckle Brothers, but some recent scorelines. We dig into the wheres, whys, and what the fucks of FCZB's last couple of games, plus try a custardy beer, learn about ČB, have a rant from Sam, hear David audibly lose the will to live during one of two quizzes and, y'know... more! 0.00 - opening 2.25 - Dynamo České Budějovice vs. Zbrojovka 13.50 - What's the Deal with... České Budějovice? 21.00 - Quiz Time! Part 1 30.25 - Viktoria Plzeň vs. Zbrojovka 34.05 - Hot? Or Not?! 43.50 - Beer of the Podcast 49.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Sigma Olomouc 1.05.40 - Quiz Time! Part 2 1.13.20 - outro

SNICK! That's the sound of the Little Butcher's goalscoring knife slicing through defences. We discuss that guy, the other guys, the goals, the other goals and more, including VAR in Scotland, soccer in the PNW, local cider, Pak Bean, giant pencils, defensive replacements and such and such! 0.00 - opening 2.20 - Hradec Králové and Pardubice vs. Zbrojovka 12.45 - What's the Deal with... Eastern Bohemia? 19.20 - Hot? Or Not?! 29.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Slovan Liberec 40.00 - Beer of the Podcast 43.30 - A Word from our Sponsor 44.30 - Dynamo České Budějovice preview 54.50 - Quiz Time! 1.03.30 - Viktoria Plzeň and Sigma Olomouc previews 1.15.10 - outro

It's a busy life in Zbrojovkast Towers as we head to Jablonec and back, see a strange game against Sparta, and drown our sorrows with two (2) Beers of the Podcast(s). Plus: the Dandytown Hornets, a scary mask, jewelry, a brass section, cats, a rare and unexpected mention of Eupen, and much, much more! 0.00 - opening 1.10 - Beer of the Podcast (part 1) 4.25 - FK Jablonec vs. Zbrojovka 13.45 - What's the Deal with... Jablonec? 20.05 - Zbrojovka vs. Sparta Prague 31.45 - Hot? Or Not?! 40.20 - A Word from our Sponsor 41.15 - Hradec Králové preview 48.10 - Quiz Time! 52.00 - Beer of the Podcast (part 2) 56.00 - Silon Táborsko (cup) and FK Pardubice (league) previews 1.06.30 - outro

Opponents in yellow and blue feature heavily: Zlín, Teplice, Rosice sort of. PLUS: a sprucey bonus, War (Edwin Starr actually), elected representative Marek Fišer, The Queue, modern architecture, some lazy Alli/Henry stereotyping, billowy nets... and more! Oh, and craftycoon.cz for your pints. 0.00 - opening 2.30 - Trinity Zlín vs. Zbrojovka 12.30 - What's the Deal with Zlín? 20.35 - Hot? Or Not?! 31.20 - My Favourite Things 36.30 - A Word from our Sponsor 37.20 - Zbrojovka vs. FK Teplice 46.10 - Beer of the Podcast 53.30 - FK Jablonec preview 1.06.30 - outro

Zip! Clang! Bosh! That's the sound of us ripping through the topics in this episode, packed with footbally goodness, including (but not limited to) pints with Darren Huckerby, Rosice's rockery, the Falta experiment, Ostravan mantras, an unexpected Soul II Soul encounter, GOLF SHOT, and more! 0.00 - opening 1.15 - Zbrojovka vs. Slavia Prague 8.10 - Hot? Or Not?! 16.30 - Baník Ostrava vs. Zbrojovka 26.50 - What's the Deal with... Ostrava? 36.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Bohemians 44.10 - A Word from Our Sponsor 45.10 - Trinity Zlín preview 52.00 - Beer of the Podcast 56.15 - Slovan Rosice (Cup) & FK Teplice (league) previews 1.07.30 - outro

Only one game to report on in this episode, but it was a goodie. As well as that we've got a dodgy beer, the Blue Brazil, squirrels, FCZB as Leicester City, a quiz, yoghurt, the theme from Stingray... and more! 0.00 - opening 1.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Mladá Boleslav 14.50 - Hot? Or Not?! 25.40 - Slavia Prague preview 38.45 - Quiz time! 47.05 - A word from our sponsor 47.50 - Beer of the Podcast 54.10 - Baník Ostrava preview 1.03.00 - outro

Points! Goals! Amazement! After two games, everything's going suspiciously smoothly, and we've got reports from both, previews of course, plus a new feature, Olomouc history, "fucking twee shite", a warm riot police welcome, rough beer, a new member of the fan fraternity, and a delicious Nick Drake pun. 0.00 - opening 1.40 - Zbrojovka vs. Slovácko 9.55 - Sigma Olomouc vs. Zbrojovka 20.50 - What's the Deal With... Olomouc? 30.45 - A Word From Our Sponsor: Hammerite 32.15 - Hot? Or Not?! 42.20 - Mladá Boleslav preview 52.15 - Beer of the Podcast 55.10 - Viktoria Plzeň preview 1.03.30 - Outro

WE'RE BACK! Yes, series five is here, and what's in store? Well there's so much to bang on about we've gone slightly over our normal one hour to bring you all of this... 0.00 - opening 2.15 - Ins n' Outs 15.20 - 1.FC Slovácko preview 25.45 - Beer of the Podcast 30.55 - Your Questions 45.30 - Hot? Or Not?! 59.25 - Sigma Olomouc preview 1.08.10 - outro

It's the last episode of the season, so we have a look back over the last couple of games, round up some unusual stats, have a quiz, hear some bloke singing in Spanish, salute an LGBTQ+ trailblazer, and watch Thomas Muller hoy a trophy over a fence. 0.00 - opening 1.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Dukla Prague, Chrudim and Tábor 10.05 - the state of play in the 1. and 2.Ligy, and the playoffs 23.40 - Stat Attack! 31.35 - Beer of the Podcast 35.20 - Hot? Or Not?! 47.40 - Quiz Time! 52.30 - outro

A promotion special with fellow Gentleman Ultras John, Ben, Pavel and Julia as we discuss Vyškov, Třinec and Vlašim, have a retro Beer of the Podcast, bring all the Hot or Nots, decide on our Moments of the Season, and take part in a game of "Ústí player or Communist?". 0.00 - opening 1.45 - MFK Vyškov vs. Zbrojovka 12.00 - The Mysteries of Otakohoutek 15.40 - Zbrojovka vs. FK Třinec 28.40 - Beer of the Podcast 33.40 - Quiz Time! 41.20 - Hot? Or Not?! 57.40 - Vlašim vs. Zbrojovka (very briefly) and Moments of the Season 1.04.10 - outro

Six scored, none conceded. Žižkov, Přibram and Varnsdorf all beaten, three more matches coming up in quick succession. Hamburg beer, Ota Kohoutek, a quiz, MLS derbies, an Aberdeen update, sausages, škvarky, fruitcakes, snow, shots, and the return of Vrabec Review! 0.00 - opening 0.40 - Zbrojovka vs. Přibram and Varnsdorf 8.15 - Hot? Or Not?! 21.25 - Beer of the Podcast 25.40 - Viktoria Žižkov vs. Zbrojovka 36.50 - Vrabec Review 39.30 - The Mysteries of Ota Kohoutek 42.00 - Ústí nad Labem preview 46.40 - Quiz Time! 53.20 - Sparta B preview 58.50 - MFK Vyškov preview 1.06.45 - outro

WE'VE FOUND IT. The worst BotP of all time. Possibly. Laugh at that, and at FCZB who lost to a very good Líšeň side. That plus some previews, old-Yorkshire-woman-violence-fermentation, Infantino awfulness, a mysterious seat, Scotland supporters' awards... and more! 0.00 - intro 2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. SK Líšeň 15.50 - Hot? Or Not?! 30.35 - Přibram přeview 36.50 - Beer of the Podcast 42.50 - Viktoria Žižkov preview 50.40 - outro

The 2.Liga returns! It's cold but we're warmed by goals, Filip Blecha, a South Yorkshire Hungarian, bicycle kicks, Dalibor Janda, the promise of Buckfast, and an iguana called Agáta. 0.00 - opening 1.55 - Zbrojovka vs. Prostějov 12.50 - Hot? Or Not?! 21.50 - The Mysteries of Otakohoutek 25.00 - Vysočina Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka 33.10 - What's the Deal with... Jihlava? 42.20 - SK Líšeň preview 51.35 - Beer of the Podcast 56.00 - Varnsdorf preview 1.05.10 - outro