Podcasts about death star vol

In which our heroes tear open boxes, watch as the pieces fly all over the floor and never manage to find all the bits while discussing Lego. It's a fun filled time as the gang explore the reality of Action Man vs Max Steel, revisit the moment that toys stopped being enjoyable and the fragrance of ants. Jackson surprises everyone and himself with his deep Lego knowledge, Tessa is spooked by doll feet and Edgoose just wishes Lego had sets based on horrific historical events that no one likes remembering. No matter what trauma has occurred in your life, just know you can build a bridge and get over it. Build it with Lego. Brought it full circle. Good as. Want to help us build Lego men of the gang? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can contact the Lego head office. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes fuse with an alien, become a goo monster, and give Spiderman the business as we ask which Plumbing Boy would make the best symbiote? We wonder why Spiderman doesn’t just carry a bell with him at all times, try to figure out which symbiotes are alive and cops, and explain hospices. Zammit struggles to find a crime worth eating someone for, Duscher learns how to smell the dying, and Jackson just flips the script and ruins the symbiotes life. So get in touch with your dark side, learn to eat human beings, and then eventually go to space. Also watch Roseanne. Want to help put a dvd copy of Roseanne season 1 in every house? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can begin shipping then off. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes turn ten, get a magic animal from a professor, and leave home forever as they ask how do people grow up in the Pokémon world? We discuss gym economy, shake our heads at islands only available by swimming, and catch god. Jackson’s favourite pokémon is 165 souls, Zammit keeps calling a machop a machomp, Duscher elaborates on the Pokemon War, and James just can’t deal with any of it. So open your pokédex, aim it directly at the embodiment of time, and have an uncomfortable religious awakening. Gotta catch em all! And by them we sometimes mean deities. Want to help Jackson open a bike shop? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can help him set up shop. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes x, y and z as they try to get by in a fantasy world. We estimate how many adventurers there are in the world, leave the township of Thrupence to found the town of Fourpence and make a chaotic neutral rogue our sheriff. Jackson tries to overthrow Zammit, Zammit is a level one commoner and Adam turns it all into a game. So join the gang as they play the Sims crossed with Dungeons and Dragons. Want to hire some half-orcs to dig your ditch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can find yourself in a racial minefield. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes strap on their leathers, hop in their jeep and fight over water as we discuss Post-Apocalyptic Earth. We panic over the coming beast wars, boil the sea and eat fancy Italian cakes. Zoe has it in for pigeons, Jackson gets put down by funnelling ants into his ears and Duscher just wants to see the world burn. So change your name to something like Chummonger, carve out a life in the new waster earth and do your best to survive. Or just die we guess. Want to help the gang train pigeons to communicate? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start buying those birds. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes try and figure out right from wrong, try to understand the difference between lawful and chaotic and if some things can be born evil while wondering what alignment is a baby. We look at dragons being jerks from birth, see what can change alignment and realise D&D doesn’t cover mental illness. Adam is our resident expert, Zammit attempts to work out when murder is okay and Jackson just wants to build the perfect utopia. It ranges on the morality spectrum as we work out just how long it takes to gain an alignment in Dungeons and Dragons. Want to help identify who is a jerk and who isn’t? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in levelling up our alignment detection spells. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes put on their scrubs, pull out their scalpel, and perform dangerous surgery as we discuss doctors (again). We discuss the need for brains, try to locate our stomachs, and mispronounce tourniquet. Edgoose is fairly sure he could perform surgery, Jackson sings as Edgoose dies, and Tessa just wants to frame a king for crimes. So wrack your brains, try to remember how to perform surgery, and then fail because you are not a doctor. And neither are we. Clearly. Want to help kill someone by taking all their blood? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start re-learning bloodletting. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes attempt true beauty, combine man with horse and gallop off into the sunset as we ask how can a centaur possibly work. We solve the question two minutes in, get disgusted about horse/centaur births and create an 'us versus them' dichotomy in a medieval society almost instantaneously. Jackson assumes the man part is all muscle, Adam gets onto his knees to get into the headspace of a centaur and Zammit just wants to know how they pick stuff up off the ground. So join the gang as they combine with beast to truely understand the majesty of nature. Want to learn about giraffes today? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can find out why they have those long necks. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes fall into a pool of radiation, have their bodies changed on a molecular level, and develop wondrous abilities as we discuss superpowers. We get stuck in an airtight room, discuss wisdom teeth, and and get hassled by Adam. Zoe just wants to be a better version of herself but ends up as ten teeth, Duscher gets bested by a fly, and Jackson just wishes he had a lamp made out of his ballsack. So develop superpowers, expect greatness, but instead deal with the terrible consequences. Theres no escaping that. Want to buy more pancake batter for Ryder to throw at Follow? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can go to the supermarket and start shopping. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get chosen as tributes, enter the games, and then start a revolution as we ask would the Hunger Games be entertaining? We discuss other forms of entertainment in the Capitol, laugh at Peeta’s rock throwing abilities, and do the Katniss whistle. Duscher knows the names of all the character, Zammit has a learning experience, and Jackson just falls asleep in the lake but doesn’t drown. So set off the canons, watch the games at gunpoint, and bleed out of your mouth a little. Viva la boring revolution. Want to keep Jackson full of ham? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can fill his tummy good In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes have four wheels, are painted red, and have a metal handle as we discuss wagons. We all do silly voices, talk premie babies, and read out a URL. Duscher steals the sun, Adam acts as a bridge between friends, Zoe explains a rickshaw as like a backpack for a baby but for an adult, and Jackson just wants to know why he can't pick himself up. So try to remember the difference between a cart and a wagon, figure out that maybe there isn't one, and just try and imagine the specific wagon were all talking about in this episode. No one knows what a wagon is. Want to help jackson finally finish his rickshaw? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help him build it. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes worry about an evil superman, gather the worst of the worst, and get them to do our dirty work as we ask: what would you do with the Suicide Squad. We calculate Harley’s age, describe South American geography, and talk some shit about Twister. Zammit makes the Suicide Squad mow lawns, Duscher over-explains nearly everything, James valiantly defends the film, and Jackson just wants to send the Skwad into lava. So get some bombs in your necks, weep for economically destroyed Australia, and think of a better use for the Suicide Squad then dying when Superman punches their brains out. Because come on, like seriously. Want to help James set up his park to hunt man in? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start erecting electric fences. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get theme music, hit up hot topic and get bombs in our heads and get forced into fixing Suicide Squad. We compare it to BVS, talk about some good crab burgers and wonder about why all these songs are in this movie. Zammit can't get over how he hates this movie, Jackson is baffled, Alyce says there are ten too many characters and Edgoose really isn't that bothered. So sit back, get a real obvious theme tune and help this suicide squad try and save that Suicide Squad. Want help DC pay the music royalties? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll send them some cash to help them out. Promise.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.Also there’s some cheap tee-shirts happening over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. I think that’s everything now? Stay handsome reader. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes age rapidly, begin to mumble, and get put in a home as we discuss Old, Getting/People. We discuss basic madness, the confusing nature of a pulse beat, and try to get a handle on androids. Jackson sheds a tear for the last Barry, Zoe reminds everyone of Pasquale Mario, the third Mario Brother, and Adam just wishes Jackson was better at describing monkeys. So smack your gums, tell the pots and pans to be quiet, and take a bath in the rejuvenating pool from the film cocoon. If we remember that film correctly. Which I'm pretty sure we don't. Want to help make Pasquale Brother a real game? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start coding his orange hat. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes are a rude journalist, go to a small snowy town, and piss off a magic groundhog as we ask the question how would you survive a Groundhog Day. We discuss the different ways to eat a nan, wonder why Bill Murray didn't become an inhuman monster, and inevitably turn to cannibalism. Zammit attempts to sleep with an entire town, Jackson does terrible things to his genitals, and Duscher just wants to get nuked. It's an infinite nightmare that doesn't end until Groundhog tells Mrs Groundhog he's sorry for being a dickhead. Want to help Jackson learn how to build a blimp quickly? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can get him lessons. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes present bloody molars to their parents, get a good night of sleep and awake to gold coins while questioning why the Tooth Fairy collects teeth. Join us as we encounter humanity’s magical foes, politely ask them not to kill our kids and find ourselves in a succession of conflicts with the Fey/Fay/Fae. Jackson contemplates the applications of a tooth stockpile, Zammit tries to negotiate a fair peace treaty and Duscher just wants to satisfyingly deliver film synopses. Prepare yourself for the War of Teeth as we draw back the curtain on a (disg)race of creatures hiding under the guise of a single entity to rob us of precious enamel. Well, scrap enamel. And in exchange for gold. And under the cover of darkness, presumably out of fear. Hmm. We may be the bad guys here. Troubling. Want to help ignite the war of teeth? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can finally get those fairy bastards. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes commit some crimes, go to jail, but then get turned into anti-heroes a bit as we ask what do we think will happen in suicide squad? We discuss Jared Leto’s sex crimes, talk a lot of shit about BvS, and bet steak dinners. Zammit laboriously explains Captain Marvel, Duscher hates method acting, Jackson brings back his favourite gag just for him, Aaron wishes DC would stop hurting him and we all just want to die. So get some bombs in your head, tattoo a mouth on your hand, and send all your mates condoms. Its spoiler free until 50 minutes and 51 seconds in til 51 minutes and 38 seconds. Want to help finally do it and form our own Suicide Squad? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help let us die. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes die, pay their debts, lose their dragons and forecast the weather as they tackle everybody's favourite game, the Game of Thrones. We harp on about how the books are better, miss Joffrey and swear that we do like the show before spoiling the pants off it. Edgoose wants someone to solve a problem without stabbing it, Jackson doesn't like season six and Gabe just wants the books to be finished. So sit back, prepare for winter and wonder why HBO made those changes with the boys as they talk about Game of Thrones. Want super special copy of The Winds of Winter? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll be able to pay some random dude to write you one. It's better than nothing.Don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes steal horses, rob carriages, stand and deliver and talk about bush rangers. We enjoy Australian's excuse for battle armour, want to take selfies with dead crooks and laugh at dumb past scientists for think Australia was a different shape to what it actually is. Gabe fills us in on the history of the Kelly gang, Jackson wants to know when we decided we weren't cool with corpses and special guests Liam and David from DCM Works both just want to look down on all of us dirty Victorians. So sit back and hand over all your valuables as we quit this podcasting nonsense and take up bush ranging. Want to get robbed? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can pretend you didn't donate that we robbed you like the outlaws we are. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes die at the hands of a child, spend some time as a ghost, and then attempt to kill that same child as we ask which of the Plumbing Boys would make the best Voldemort and why is it obviously Jackson B. Baly? We wonder what happened to Voldemort’s nose, turn a chip packet into a portkey, and give out mad cuddles. Zammit asks why the Death Eaters attacked Hogwarts in the first place, Duscher keeps alluding to Nazi Germany, and Jackson just once again argues for a government sanctioned union between two consenting cousins. So gather up your former cronies, put your soul in a snake, and try to kill the Boy Who Lived. It's either you or him so it might as well be him. Want to help Jackson take over the wizarding world? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start changing this world for the worse. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get onto the trail of Kat-The-Red. We arrive at a small town, get settled and get to know the locals. Cassius casts a bunch of stupid spells, Princess Ansley scouts for wedding locations and Leo should be praised when he does good.. So join us as we talk to a dog. Want to translate into Dwarven? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can translate the word 'fuckboy'. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes cross their fingers, cross their toes and howl in agony when the sound of snapping bones reminds them that “crossing” isn’t really in toes’ wheelhouse as we discuss Digits. We reach a very quick consensus on extra thumbs, consider the drawbacks of nub justice and struggle with the concept of amphibious life. Edgoose dishes out some straight-up murder, Tessa repeatedly counts to eleven with potentially Satanic implications and Jackson just wants a concrete definition on pudding. So join the gang as they largely ignore toes to talk about fingers. Apologies if you wanted an hour on the joys of imperceptibly better balance and guidance when counting to numbers between 11 and 20. It’s done now and you don’t deserve better. Digits. Want to help us count to 10? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us with basic math. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and grab some Sanspants Merch here http://teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes come out of the oven, are placed on a wooden chopping board, and cut up for sandwiches as the Baly Family tries to reinvent bread. We rank the necessities, try to figure out what a tween is, and question the structural integrity of a bread based jacket. Jackson explains smartphones to his father, Ryder reuses a pitch, and Dad just can't see the problems inherent in using your bowl of soup to dip in your soup. So forget the old bread, it's a thing of the past, new bread is where it's at. (New bread is just old bread but different.) Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can help Ryder come up with a different pitch. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get a prestigious teaching position, find out about a terrible prophecy, and mark a child for death as we wonder which Plumbing Boy would make the best Dumbledore and why is it Joel Zammit? We discuss the difficulty of slaughtering Harry Potter, do some excellent British accents, and explain souls. Jackson wonders if Dumbledore has a bed, Duscher once again turns to suicide, and Zammit just oblviates his way out of most problems. So run a school poorly, consume more lemon sherbets than is strictly reasonable, and then die for vague reasons in a tower. It might not be the best to fight the Dark Lord but at least they’ll get an education this time round. Want to help Zammit put in a curriculum? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start changing this school for the better. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get back into the game straight away, in more ways than one. We discuss insurance fraud, enter a Zone of Truth and discuss the spelling of an illiterate person’s name. Cassius learns his backstory, Princess Ansley helps determine our birthplaces and Leo isn't sad Krif is gone. So join us as the only thing that gets cut out is the Dungeon Master's explanation. Want to be ruled by merchant guilds? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have slave labour. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get born, survive an attack from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and wish our parents weren't dead while asking which one of us would make a better Boy Who Lived and why is it Joel Duscher? It's an emotional journey as we recruit an entire Quiditch team as our friends, try our best to memorise Duscher’s family tree and remember what being 11 is like. Jackson reimagines Harry as a monster, Zammit attempts too many accents and Duscher just wants to remind everyone when the PS2 was released. It's a philosophical adventure as we try to reach the sorcerer’s stone locked within Hogwarts by sending our best man forward, Joel C. Duscher. The C Stands for (Sick) Cunt. Want to help Duscher live out his fantasy? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we’re sure we can buy a time-turner to ensure these evens come to pass. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes deal with life in a city controlled by mercenaries. We check the map to see what we can sea, discuss the concept of time in a medieval setting and speak with another bounty hunter. Cassius finds Mr Fists adorable, Princess Ansley has needs and Leo is a reference to another fantasy story. So join us as they deal with sassy owls. Want to assume it's just...? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get some basic instructions on fireworks. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes' kids get kidnapped by Gobblers and they set out to rescue them, but pause along the way to fix The Golden Compass. We fall asleep during the film, break down how to adapt YA and just assume bears would want to protect their bear king. Gabe didn't re-watch the film, Zammit wants to kill a kid and special guest Alyce wonders why they'd cast big names to do one line and then bugger off. So sit back, cut out all your religious allegories so you don't offend anyone and wait for the next adaptation. Maybe this time it'll be good. Want a massive movie star to come on our show for one line for no reason? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll be able to afford one of the Baldwins.Don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/, remember to vote for in the 2016 Podcast Awards at http://www.podcastawards.com and check out Alyce’s series ‘i can’t even.’ here:YouTube.com/c/icantevenwebseriesFacebook.com/icantevenwebseriesTwitter.com/icantevenwebseriesInstagram.com/icantevenwebseries See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes erroneously prepare for a big turnout, cut mammoth slices that nobody would sensibly request and are forced to follow a satisfying meal with gigantic slabs of sugar as we discuss cake. We push our pathetic plastic dessert forks into region-specific cooking literature, consider practical applications for cake and propose substitutes for sugar and flour. Jackson breaks into houses, Alli delivers a message to Mark Ruffalo/Buffalo and Zammit just tries to ruin all of your favourite foods. So join the gang as they attempt to refuse seconds, but, hindered by food-induced lethargy, end up with more cake. Never again. Want to help us make the perfect cake? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us gain weight for the winter. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/, grab some Sanspants Merch here http://teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes observe Mr and Mrs Johnson having marital problems, ignore the obvious course of action and instead suggest a desert island marriage counsellor. We discuss the boar situation, wonder if you can survive off nothing but coconuts and keep mentioning Jim Carrey movies. Ryder reckons people will hold out for maccas, Dad suggests illegally closing off a beach instead and Jackson just wants to force a divorce. So build a shelter out of palm leaves, bond over the terrible things that are happening and island the problem away. Re-enact that Tom Hanks film but this time with love instead of a volleyball, and that’s just good business! Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can buy this island. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get attacked by the dark lord, have our mum jump in the way, and survive with only a scar as we ask is Harry Potter a bad wizard? We throw Harry Potter in a canal, wonder how useful troll knowledge actually is, and try to rationalise Dumbledore’s reasoning. Jackson wonders why everyone is super open about horcruxes, Zammit argues that Harry's only power is being present, and Sophie just loves Harry Potter and doesn't want to lose. So attend Hogwarts, go to your classes, and see how different things would be without the Boy Who Lived. The only rules are there are no rules. Want to help us separate our soul a bunch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can put our soul parts in gems and cups. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes prepare for the long journey ahead. We have a heady blast from the past, consider a ten year waiting list and discuss the TV show 'House'. Cassius has never fought a book before, Princess Ansley has a quiet word with Greyson and Leo was fast forwarding it. So join us as the Dungeon Master realises all the many, many mistakes he made. Want to have some juice? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not find any on the entire island. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes are confronted with the unknown and the mysterious and do their best to solve the unsolved mysteries of the world. We pay too much for meat pies, get distracted by Jackson's fantastic dog and get stung by bees when we sleep in their hives. Zoe wants to turn the Hindenburg into a mystery, Adam gets mad when people don't understand bikes and Jackson just wants to keep you all posted about Dogwatch 2016. So sit back, put on your Sherlock Holmes hat and try to help us solve unsolved mysteries. Or at least cause some more. Want to help us understand the mysteries of fire? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can make a difference in our day to day lives. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/, grab some Sanspants Merch here http://teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes regress to infant-hood, do their best to get comfy, and commute to work as Dad pitches the Man Pram and Pram Madame. We discuss the difficulty in having a stroller deemed roadworthy, the unfortunate question of wiping, and decide dock-workers would make the most appropriate nannies. Jackson wonders if the world would ever really be ready for adult-prams, Ryder hires a maxi-pram for him and the boys, and Dad just wants his sons to know how hard he had it in his day. So climb aboard, set your course for the park, and pretend to be a baby I guess. It's 100% comfort guaranteed and that’s just good business!. Want to help get this terrible idea off the ground? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 we can start funding this hair-brained idea. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes notice that Harry Potter remains very popular, remember that they’ve spoken about it previously and cynically decide to do so again by asking why Wizards are so ignorant about the Muggle world. It’s a Plumbing the Death Eaters revival as we take on Big Owl, explore alternate-reality console release schedules and invite J.K. Rowling to deliver some 100% canon Harry Potter exclusives. Jackson is legitimately concerned about his hypothetical child’s magical indoctrination, Zammit opens a whole new world with the wand/gun hybrid and Duscher just wants to eat pizza into a microphone like a dickhead. Prepare yourself to be repeatedly appalled by the archaic and self-destructive discrimination of an unjustifiably self-satisfied realm. All Wizards Are Bastards. Want to help us educate wizards? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can finally get them the proper education they need. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/, grab some Sanspants Merch here http://teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes have some time to relax. We make the return trip, play very sombre drinking games and we have a very awkward conversation about rough loving. Cassius is scared of the real dwarves, Princess Ansley goes shopping for a replacement and Leo asks a stupid question. So join us as we take painkillers. Want to move on the orc stronghold? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can wait until tensions drop. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which out heroes pretend to be cops, actually be thieves and get in sick fights before settling down with new identities to talk about Banshee. We're sad to see it go, sad to be talking about it on this show but thrilled to have been along for the ride. Gabe praises the characters, the depth and the story-telling and Carney just loved the irony of a criminal-sheriff. So sit back, run from Rabbit and hide your diamonds while we banter about Banshee.Want to help us protect our stuff? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us buy a safe that no sheriffthief could possibly break into. Hopefully.Head to teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio to grab some sweet Sanspants Tees for only $14! Don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. And remember to vote for in the 2016 Podcast Awards at http://www.podcastawards.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes clean their aquarium, go down to the local fish n chip shop, buy too many dim sims and chat about all things fish. We discuss fish funerals, steal the superpowers we assume that sea creatures  have and inevitably create a wet apocalypse using nothing but the ocean and moth dust. Jackson idealises a whole new way of fishing, Leo shares a cautionary tale about shrimp and Duscher just ate stupid pills for breakfast. So join the gang as they cast a line, relax and stare into the empty void that is the ocean as it stares back and maybe, just maybe, fall in love. Want to help Pope Fish rebuild the Church of Fish? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help convert those dirty fish heathens. Head to TeePublic to grab some sweet Sanspants Tees for only $14! And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes become prominent scientists, take a job at one of the various A.N.I.M.A.L. research projects and get inevitably turned into science powered super villains because of Spider-Man’s (maybe??) meddling. We look at the requirements of being a Spider-Man villain, find reasons to hate Peter Parker and realise it’s super easier making villains when there’s no bat-demon involved. Jackson becomes a giant elephant, Zammit works for some kind of investigative agency and Duscher just wants to turn into a bullet. So join the gang as they turn once more to a life of crime with a single minded vision of ruining Spider-Man’s day. Want to help take down Spider-Man? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us to just that. Head to https://www.teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio to grab some sweet Sanspants Tees for only $14! And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes deal with some serious consequences. We get out of our depth in the fighting pit, get out of our depth with a dragon's curse and get out of our depth with a competition for our lives. Cassius was going to pick Greyson, Princess Ansley has nothing to live for and Leo needs to shut it. So join us as the shaman removes some armour. Want to get away with a crime? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can remove the body. Head to https://www.teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio to grab some sweet Sanspants Tees for only $14! And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes worship false gods, wear a lot of leather and hide their powers as they tell you what they thought of X-men: Apocalypse. We investigate if movie trilogies existed before the eighties, rock out to Metallica and wonder why people don't age. Zammit wants Magneto to go to jail, Duscher wants somebody to have an arc, Edgoose likes a bit of violence in his superhero movies and Alli just wishes she was dead. So join the gang as we talk about the time the Joels at too much food while Edgoose and Alli slummed it in Pleb Cinema. #LetMeDie Want to help us got to bed? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can finally rest. Come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes pull on their tights, affix their capes, and set out to protect the innocent as they discuss Superhero films. We guess at what causes sequels, remember the cinematic masterpiece that was Spawn, and give praise to James Spader. Gabe finds himself once again excited for a Spiderman film, Adam wants his Spiderman to be a bit more nerdy, and Zammit just wants Ant-Man 2 to be a Dark Avengers heist film. So promise films all the way into 2020, make some odd choices here and there, and sort of end up making the same film several times. Excelsior.Want us to fund our own superhero film? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us assist in bursting this bubble.Go buy Gabe’s book Boone Shepard here http://www.bellfrogbooks.com/booneshepard/ and come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBEAlso head to https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio to buy some sweet Sanspants Merch for only $14!And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes shuffle the deck, criticize each-other’s deck-shuffling techniques and angrily reshuffle the deck as we discuss playing cards. We find ourselves underwhelmed by the nominally supernatural world of tarot, demand a greater level of sophistication from our magicians and express our disgust at anyone daring to assail us with mathematics. Jackson takes the opportunity to make his feelings known about kangaroos, Alli defends her knowledge of Alice in Wonderland and Zammit just wants the king to be sickeningly greasy. So join the gang as we offhandedly mention suit ranks and imply the existence of a game called 500 somewhere within a conversation about animals, nobility and bogus illusions. Playing cards.   Want to help us make our own deck? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us in this game of poker. Come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes play the music, light the lights, and meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight as they discuss whether or not Muppets are second-class citizens. We talk about the world of entertainment, ask some hard hitting questions about relationships and put the Muppets on the “Rights Spectrum”. Jackson calls Sesame Street a slum, Zammit doesn't remember what Gonzo does and Duscher just claims that maybe Muppets can vote and they just don’t want to. So join the gang as they mock their own friends and fight for the rights of chickens everywhere. Chickens are Muppets and Muppet are People! Want to figure that out with your modern day science? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can solve the Gonzo situation. Make something of yourself in this crazy world? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to get into the entertainment industry so you can get the vote! Come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes try to kill their mark. We eat around the dwarf, go to the fighting pits and karma rears it's ugly head. Cassius realises they don't ask many questions, Princess Ansley is not ready to die and Leo is just too short. So join us as we visibly cry. Want to go into the orcish fighting pits? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can do something to the death. Come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes select their murder methods, leave their calling cards and attempt to evade an ever-growing investigation as we discuss serial killers. We propose applications for disembodied arms, exploit the shortcomings of island law and examine the in-and-outs of running a successful murder hotel. Joel defends Charles Manson, Jackson fights the urge to needlessly declare his guilt, Zoe tries to describe an irregular bucket and Zammit just wants his cats to wait for the police. So join the gang as they publicly dissect their darkest instincts, causing irreparable damage to their social and legal standing, while acquainting themselves with serial killers. Want to help us cover up these murders? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us avoid the chair. Come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.