The reality of the single life of girls over 35. Sandy and Carolyn talk about the reality of being single after 35 from wanting to stay home at night and wear your favorite scrunchie to bed to finding that first grey hair down THERE! You'll want to make
Farting at a party, a REALLY weird white elephant gift, crying singles in Sedona and Carolyn's closer spot in the Bay Area!
So much to discuss! Wait until you hear what Carolyn spotted in a bar in Concord! Sandy's pest control guy is obsessed with her....maps?!?!?! Carolyn's mom offered her candy in a dog poop bag! Enjoy!
It's been a year and a half and FINALLY we are back! Let's talk friends that ask how you're doing but don't mean it, realistic holiday cards, our trip to Vegas and more!
Carolyn saw something in public and Sandy is creeped out about it for A LOT of reasons!
Friends that make you want to nap and is it fashion or a defect?
Carolyn and Sandy went to Vegas at the same time! Someone went to the ER and some "almost" had a baller weekend!
Carolyn has an experience with BART police and Sandy made a HAUL at Old Navy! Also, more CVS love!
Carolyn got food shamed again and is OCD about her meals. Sandy's ex is going to Vegas and so is she!
Sandy's a 13-year-old girl for a night. Carolyn's mom dished some harsh feedback on her cooking!
Someone "oinked" at Carolyn at work!Sandy got a backhanded compliment...again!A counseling follow up from Carolyn's counselor and her signature move!
Find out why Carolyn's mom is a diva and why Sandy's photog let out a HUGE sigh in the middle of the shoot!
Carolyn and Sandy did a live podcast at Betabrand in San Francisco and talk about farts, traveling solo and, of course, their parents!
Carolyn got a REALLY sketchy email from a fan! Sandy made a SUPER embarrassing purchase before her most recent trip. Sandy also proves how much she truly loves food!
Carolyn made a HUGE mistake! Sandy hit on a guy that was A LOT younger than her and didn't know it! Also, hot criminals!
Sandy and Carolyn got hate mail for the first time! Sandy is obsessed with a friend request on social media because of the name! And, "Say Yes To The Dress" real-life drama!
Sandy is in love with a voicemail. Carolyn's most embarrassing moment. Car farts!
Carolyn works out on the way to the gym.Sandy wants an awkward friendship.Both girls are trying to break up with a friend.
Faking things you like, a maybe is a soft no and you're not invited over!
Sandy is heading to her high school reunion and Carolyn talks about something that she hates even more than loud chewers!
How do you tell your mom that her van smells like a vag? Also, someone had an encounter with bitch titties!
Carolyn has a new pet peeve that she continues to experience when she runs and Sandy is FREAKING out about something that happened to her on social media! Enjoy the latest episode of 2 Girls 1 Podcast!
Carolyn got hit on on the way to work this morning! Sandy is in love with her (gay?) doctor. And, the girls' moms are back...and breathing heavy! For real!
On this episode of 2 Girls 1 Podcast, Sandy is about to try moonshine for the FIRST time! Would you believe Carolyn has already tried it? Also, the girls are doing something solo...AGAIN!
It's a double-win at CVS for Sandy and Carolyn and Sandy got some major shade from a friend! Enjoy this episode of 2 Girls 1 Podcast!
On this 2 Girls 1 Podcast episode, Carolyn got a BIG surprise at the doctors office and Sandy had a very sensual doctors visit!
While Sandy might have a new crush, Carolyn is experiencing some serious moodswings. Check out this episode of 2 Girls 1 Podcast!
On this episode of 2 Girls 1 Podcast, there is a new trend at gyms all over the nation that totally grosses us out. Also, Sandy is going on vacation and she has a HUGE fear!
Carolyn and Sandy have some YOUNG fans in the office (don't make it weird)! Also, our moms keep farting AND we went on vacation together! It's so good to be back on 2 Girls 1 Podcast!
Episode 22: So you're saying you don't like our gifts????
Episode 21: Sandy and Carolyn break down their holidays and Sandy is SUPER annoyed by something on social media!
Episode 20: Sandy and Carolyn went on vacation ALONE again! Also a random conversation about Axl Rose from Guns N Roses ensues.
Mark Owen from Events And Adventures gives Sandy and Carolyn some dating advice!
Episode 18: Public hate, lonely holidays, an awkward Uber ride and your letters!
Sandy and Carolyn feel judged when it comes to enrolling for their benefits at work and Carolyn just spent the weekend with her 74-year-old mom in Las Vegas!
Episode 16: What we hate on Facebook and who parties harder in Vegas? Carolyn or her mom? Guess!
Sandy and Carolyn went for a hike over the weekend that they are now calling a "Fat girl hike" which included a HUGE mishap that caused a lot of embarrassment along the way!
Extra shot: THIS is what happened when Sandy and Carolyn ate nachos for lunch!
Carolyn did a solo photo shoot for the holidays, Sandy went to Vegas AGAIN, Carolyn saw a dude working his Tinder account and Sandy recalls a SUPER awkward Tinder date!
Sandy and Carolyn HATE wearing bras and here's how they celebrate the holiday today!
Carolyn tried to ask a guy out and failed MISERABLY! Sandy feels SUPER guilty about her weekend!
An anonymous fan of our podcast had a super awkward moment with her hubby and is asking for our opinion!
Sandy and Carolyn are doing an endorsement at work and they don't know how to handle it! Also, Sandy wants to buy some new "footwear" that Carolyn thinks will solidify her single status forever!
The bottom line is this. Carolyn ate a fart at work and had to tell Sandy about it. Then the girls discussed farting in front of their parents and their parents farting in front of them!
Sandy tore it up in Vegas this weekend (spoiler alert: Not really!) and Carolyn went to her nephew's soccer game and tried to maintain focus.
What "living life on the edge" means to us!
Do you know what Butt Butter is? Sandy does and she explains it in detail in this podcast! Plus the girls talk about how they've basically given up in life (hint: Carolyn has stopped cleaning her toilet).
Sandy and Carolyn address an email from a fan who wants to know what he is supposed to call women (Cute? Gorgeous? Beautiful?)
Sandy chasing after a guy that she doesn't even know makes her realize how nuts she is! Carolyn's bedtime schedule is RIDICULOUS and she should be embarrassed!
Carolyn's friend has a crush on her and she has a crush on him but there is ONE reason that they won't date each other!