Reviewing bad VHS's and DVD's from thrift stores since 2018.
RESOURCES:Masterpiece Theater ThemeGunshot Sound
CommercialsPee-Wee Herman Crack Cocaine PSA (1980)Moon Shoes (1990)
I dunno about you, but I think the Earth is way bigger than a tiny little spider. I know who my money's on.
Maybe the lost treasure was the movies we made along the way...
So cutthroat, it temporarily murdered an entire genre!
I can't believe it's taken this long for an Uwe Boll movie to show up on this podcast.
This movie's inception alone must've been a miracle!
Can it reach the homoerotic bar set by Top Gun? Or will it fall head-first into the mud puddle of heteronormativity?
CREDITSTrombone Champ - God Save the KingCrackers in my Bed (1987)
COMMERCIALSSocker Boppers (1990)SOUND EFFECTSFart With Reverbmachine powering up
Music: "Shimmy Slide" by John De Hart
Elon Musk's wet dream about buying Oculus comes to life on the silver screen!
Will Tanjiro be able to save his Buffy: the Vampire comic collection? Will Angel finally admit his unrequited love for colorful samurai swords? Am I having a stroke? Find out next!
Audio CreditsHappy Marimba TunePrice is Right ThemeAir HornCrazy Frog - Axel F
A classic of bad cinema joins a classic of bad podcasting!
They're back and Quaid-ier than ever!
Randy Quaid? In this movie? It's more likely than you think.
COMMERCIALSTiger R-Zone (1995)Kraft Crazy Noodles (1999)
Straight from Vinegar Syndrome, it's another crazy remaster!
COMMERCIALSCertified Auto Repair (1988)
COMMERCIALSTylenol Allergy Sinus (1980)OTHER CREDITSAchievement sound from Team Fortress 2"63 1/3" from Clay Fighter 63 1/3Sound Effect from Super Mario 64
Ya know, they say in a few years we'll have TeraShadows that fit on a chip the size of our fingernails.
This movie's title could also be the name of a film about a bloodhound in a cyberpunk future.
COMMERCIALSCitrus Express (1997)
COMMERCIALSBaby Tumble Surprise (1995)MUSICMotivator by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4084-motivatorLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license"Sunsets in Summer" provided by Stock Music Links (stockmusiclinks.com)Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0
COMMERCIALSGundam Wing - Toonami (2000)OTHER SOUNDSZelda II Link's Awakening OST - Town Theme 2
Will this movie turn out to be surprisingly digestible?
COMMERCIALSBalzac (1993)Taco Bell - Taco Neck Syndrome (1990)
COMMERCIALSResident Evil 2 for Nintendo 64 (1999)
COMMERCIALS[https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/13729/tylenol-ad-3](Tylenol Sinus (1990))[https://www.retrojunk.com/commercial/show/49966/citrus-express](Citrus Express (1997))
Can this legendary MST3K-riffed movie stand on its own without the riffage?
SOUND EFFECTSPigeotto CryChameleon Twist OST - Title Screen
Featuring a special guest: Our friend Justyn! And a movie starring the breakout lead actor of Jaws 3-D: Simon MacCorkindale!
We were really craving some Jeremy Irons.
COMMERCIALSMuppets - Lights Out PSA (1990)