A Million Little Podcast

Our season 4 journey has come to an end with kind of a bummer of a twist! But there's also some good news to go around: Gary and Maggie have some very big ups and downs all within one episode; Katherine's mom goes all “cool grandma” to solve a problem, Rome helps bridge the gap between Maddox and his dad, and we don't have to hear Vali be smug for a few more months. All good things! In the bad category: Eddie has yet another tragic turn, of course, and the mystery of the Perverted Teacher and the Stairs is solved.  Happy summer off, Million Little Listeners! We'll be back (in some fashion, at least once!) in a few months.

We once consistently referred to Eddie as a “Weiner,” and now? He's our guy! He's settling in with Anna until the quiet girl from Sophie's support group breaks some news that might ultimately change everything. Katherine is ABOUT that drama with our movie star and Greta. It's egg retrieval time for Gary and Maggie, whose mom steps up to the plate, while Rome deals with an old problem who is now a new problem (Maddox's dad), and Gina deals with Yale-ditching Tyrell and his new cocky, judgmental girlfriend who has been around for two weeks and suddenly knows everything. One more episode to go this year, and — breaking news — ANOTHER SEASON AFTER THAT. Will Kevin & Dave be written off the podcast version of the show? We'll find out…soon.

Shanice is back and she's bringing gifts and a whole vibe for Katherine, until she finds out about Greta. Maggie's mom comes to town and causes problems, before she helps to fix a big one. Gary and Maggie make a big commitment, Rome helps a student come out, Sophie starts a support group and Anna almost ruins it. Oh, and Tyrell f***s.

Eddie stumbles upon Katherine's new living situation (Greta the roommate) which leads to some #realtalk about Greta's bipolar diagnosis, and then Eddie stumbles upon an alibi for Anna (who may not tbe he real killer of Professor Pervert). Rome has a rough first day as a teacher with a  bunch of entitled a-hole kids — and one nice one who has a breakthrough moment. Gary and Maggie proceed with their fertility journey and it leads to absolute hijinks as Gary bumps into Sophie and tries to beat a ticking biological clock of his own.

Maggie and Gary move in together, and wait for the green light to go to baby makin' town, and their doctor visit ends up being productive for another reason: an alibi. Folks, it's another murder episode but this one has a happy ending. Gina turns a catering failure into food truck success, Rome's film still isn't quite finding a home, but he has a new part-time job offer, and more importantly, Tyrell starts getting college acceptance and rejection news…all while the cameras are rolling. Eddie goes to a fan convention to sign autographs, and ends up feeling weird and meeting one of his biggest influences (Colin Hay cameo!). Sophie and Danny find a scavenger hunt their dad left for them and go on an adventure that is really fun and touching, and that might be a lovely little goodbye for Danny in America. Katherine meets Greta's ex and they talk about making a big move. 

Let's play 2! Dave & Kevin put together a double episode to catch up, covering “School Ties” and “Fingers Crossed.” Rome returns to his old school to screen his documentary and considers how hard to go in his speech, Maggie looks into how many years she has left to become a mother. She also finds a suspicious lump that Gary goes to get checked out, which takes us into his storyline in our second episode. Gina finds out the real story of her parents breakup, and is shocked at what she finds. Katherine goes to her 20 year high school reunion, debuts Greta to her friends as her girlfriend, and then? We get a big ol' mess of a game night.

Maggie takes on the establishment at her radio station, which results in some collateral damage around her. Gary is a terrible wingman for the triumphantly returning Danny, Rome deals with some bad school flashbacks, Gina finds a new dream, and Eddie deals with the nervousness of taking his new relationship to the next level.

Ladies and gentlemen, we can once again start an episode by saying…Gary f**ks. It's been too long? Gary and Maggie are back, Cam the perfect hockey player is in for several rough surprises, Sophie is freaking out Eddie with her plan to tour instead of go to school, Katherine and Greta get semi-busted by Theo, and Rome needs to step back after pressuring Tyrell about his college applications. As Sophie heads out, and Delilah is in France, we ask…are we writing off the entire original Dixon family? Maybe…except for the show's real hero's return…

Gary and Maggie are magnets and cannot be stopped, not even by a perfect hockey boyfriend. Katherine has a scare that takes her to the hospital and causes an awkward meeting between her new girlfriend and her old husband Eddie, and Rome gets to be fun with everyone except for when he's super mean to Gina (until his apology). Also, Eddie and Anna are, we regret to say, not done yet. 

What a mix in this episode! There's some great stuff (the ending beat, particularly — also Gina's realistic, nuanced portrayal of dealing with a partner with depression), and a bunch of absolutely batsh*t insane stuff that seems like they were trying to end an improv scene that got out of hand (everything with Anna/Eddie storyline, her magical memory) etc. Also big ups to Katherine for finding the one place to “secretly” make out where literally all your friends could see you. And hey: no one hire that radio producer who is sweet but literally the worst at her job of all time!

Oh my God the show is back — and so are we. Katherine is making moves, specifically with a childhood friend (who is a real life friend of Kevin's!). Maggie goes on a drive with Gary to find her stalker, Rome and Eddie drive around and then go for a swim, and Gina tracks down her co-worker she accidentally outed as an ex-con. 

Sophie's got her big audition, Liam runs away to Gary, we meet Darcey's husband Stephen (a massive drip of a guy), Maggie and her hockey guy exchange I love you's, and Rome and Gina face a crossroads when the woman who has been helping him with his movie admits she has feelings for him — and that she doesn't think he's “happily married.” Eddie also has a talk with Gina that we think is some of the best writing we've heard in a while. Eddie? No longer a weiner! (Stephen has taken that title.)   We'll see you back in late February! “If I lay here…”

Let's start with the good: Rome and Gina with some subtle and incredible acting toward the end. A Colin the Dog appearance. A very human Gary episode. An absolutely hilarious, end-of-episode plot twist in Maggie's stalker case. Sam Pancake said “pancake” a lot. And THEN, Eddie bringing the pedophilic teacher's now ex-wife into Sophie's home -- without Sophie's consent -- so the wife (Anna) could apologize. Sociopathic stuff. Just cut this out in the reruns, folks. We're back in TWO weeks with the winter finale!

In what we agree is a very good use of flash forward storylining, we've bounced six months into the future after a bunch of big turns last week. Rome and Gina are trying to make long distance work while she's on the movie set in Miami, and Rome meets a nice publicist who gives him her number for…professional reasons (really). Eddie is driving for NOT Uber, and has a heart to heart with hard-partying Sophie. Maggie confronts some doubts about her seemingly great new relationship with the hockey player, and Gary bumps into a (spoiler) PREGNANT Darcy, has a trip to memory lane when he spots his old car, and tries to move on.

Gary confronts the pervy teacher, who blackmails him and demands Sophie delete the podcast…which leads to big problems in a way you might not guess. Katherine and her new possible leading lady have a real moment, Gina gets a job offer that might take her out of town, Eddie uses the money from the lady who hit him to…give her his apartment? Feels like we deleted some scenes in that story line! Finally the thing Kevin's most excited about: Ryan Hansen of Veronica Mars & Party Down fame is here to romance Maggie.

Rome's got career highs and lows in about a 10-minute span, but he gets an actual good (and sometimes funny!) hang with his dad, so we're counting this as a win. Maggie continues to have no idea how to behave, on Earth, anywhere, Gina makes a new friend at the new job, Eddie finally finds the woman who hit him and explores the butterfly effect of everyone's choices. And Gary? He's got the law closing in, and Darcy moving out of his life. It's a big one!

It's a Divorce Party for the gals, and a Bruins game for the guys. Both parties fall apart but we get a game of never have I ever that reveals some new secrets, a grand gesture from Theo to a girl he likes, Sophie & Maggie bumping into the wife of the perverted, comatose teacher, and a trip to a dumpster to find Gary's lucky hat. Can someone just watch a dang Bruins game with Rome?!

It's flashback to the beatdown time, as we see what happened when Gary and his dad friend went to put the pervy music teacher in a coma. Gina & Rome try to have a fun day and make the best out of her current job search, which lands her in a gator-themed restaurant (think Margaritaville-meets-adule Chuck E. Cheese). Eddie gets a new physical therapist who is dealing with similar physical issues, Katherine has a playdate with Rome's famous actress friend, and Maggie is once again being a clown, this time at the new radio job. JUST TAKE THE KID'S CALL OFF-AIR, MAGGIE! C'MON!

Ladies and gentlemen, we are BACK. And Delilah is on her way out! She's heading back to France and taking our beloved Danny, Rome & Gina say goodbye to Someday (for now) and begin their foster journey with Tyrell. Eddie is going through it in a funny/relatable/awful way and trying to track down the woman who hit him and then basically prank called him about it. Maggie's gonna get a radio show after a hot-mic moment creates an opening, and Gary? Well, he beat a pervert into a coma (which we love, don't we folks), and now he's dealing with the aftermath.

Oh boy, it's getting dark in here! We spent the whole episode guessing which character was gonna a) die b) kill someone else, and there were a lot of realistic possibilities! Delilah comes back and makes everyone mad, Tyrell finds out how his mom got taken by ICE, Sophie goes to the police, Eddie and Katherine make an even bigger mess of their custody battle, Gina sells the restaurant, and Theo spills (of course). And Gary? Oh boy, Gary gives us a cliffhanger. That's a wrap on season 3, baby! We'll see y'all in the Fall.

Yes, everyone is talking about the finale (episode coming in 2 days) but BEFORE the finale, it was “No One Is To Blame,” where Gary gets hit with a bombshell: Darcy wants to move to be closer to her child's father — and Eddie living with Gary is complicating everything. Sophie decides to go to the police about her abuser, and is part of maybe the best scene in the entire series when Rome tells her about the day her father passed. Next episode is the big one!

In these two episodes (United Front & Not Alone) we find Gina dealing with the frightening after effects of a concussion suffered at the hands of the police. In even scarier news: her mom is back! But after being massively annoying, she comes through for Gina in the end. Sophie returns from France and finds that another girl likely suffered a similar assault, and she takes the brave step of reaching out to her family. Katherine and Eddie begin divorce proceedings, and things get ugly when it turns to custody of Theo. And — as always — Gary is the greatest friend of all time.

It's another double episode: “Junior” and “Listen.” Katherine begins the transition to divorcing Eddie, and seeing Alan. Gary's dad comes to town, and we find out why he's Gary and not “Javier.” The murders of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor lead to protests, in a really well-written and well-acted episode dealing with the protests of 2020. Message us @amillionpodcast on Twitter, and hit us with a rating and a review if you don't mind -- it'll take less time than an on-air therapy session with Maggie Bloom.

This is a big episode! So big, it's actually two: 3.10 “Trust Me,” and 3.11 “Redefine.” We discover the abuse Sophie suffered at the hands of her music teacher, and the gang comes together to try to help her through it. Incredible performance by Lizzy Greene with incredibly tough subject matter. Also: Tyrell's mom gets deported, Rome & Gina have a big decision to make, Rome's dad gets a girlfriend, and Katherine might have a new boyfriend on the side, as Eddie tries to work his way back through rehab. Twitter: @amillionpodcast

Eddie has another rough one! He agrees to go to rehab, and gets mad at Gary for supporting Katherine who is just about over the whole Eddie experience. She also whiskey drinks during the day, and makes a move on our new tattooed friend. Rome and his dad butt heads over their faith, and British Jamie (maybe?) says goodbye.

Rome busts Eddie on stealing pills, and is joined by Gary on an intervention — after Eddie goes nuts on a racist's car, which was very satisfying. Katherine tries to help Theo deal with idiotic racist children in his class, and she finds herself moving closer to her new lawyer friend. There's some more Maggie podcast fallout, and we beg the authorities to deport Jamie and give us Tyrell's mom back. See ya on WEDNESDAY nights going forward, friends!

Eddie is going full POS (Dave's words) as the lies start to build up and his addiction begins to spiral, Gary goes full germaphobe, which helps him find common ground with Darcy's son Liam, Rome & Gina find a way to keep the restaurant open while helping kids in need, and Jamie snoops through Gary's stuff, finds an engagement ring, and shows it to Maggie like a COMPLETE POS (#DeportJamie), and Maggie somehow accidentally publishes a long revealing talk on her podcast. PODCAST STORYLINES, BABY!

This episode has everything: Maggie's abortion, Eddie diving deeper into drug addiction, and Rome throwing green tomatoes in the wrong sauce! All similarly high-stakes problems. It's a big episode that Kevin and Dave think was done really well! Gary's dedicated friendship gets him in a tough spot, and Maggie maybe has her realest episode yet. Follow us on Twitter @amillionpodcast, and if you'd like to join Kevin & Dave for a boozy zoom brunch, head over to patreon.com/kevinandjon to check it out. Thanks, Millionaires!

Oh, there's a surprise pregnancy! AGAIN! The Spring re-premiere of A Million Little Things also brings us the shock of Covid hitting, one year ago: it hits Rome's film production, cancels Eddie's surgery, and it's coming for Gina's new restaurant too. Delilah is stuck in France, and Maggie is returning from England. It's a lot!

It's the Winter Finale of A Million Little Things, before the next 14 episodes begin in March! Kevin & Dave talk about newly-minted boob man Theo, his parents struggles in the bedroom (very well done story, ps), Sophie's audition and Gary's blowing up of her spot, Maggie turning full heel after her one night stand (we grade her behavior at far under a B+) and Gina's day with Rome's new movie star. See you March 4th, Millionaires!

Time to solve all the Eddie mysteries! The hit and run, the stalker, the mysterious lake death -- those all get figured out in this episode. Rome RIGHTFULLY flips out on a guy, examines his own grief, and he and Gina try to move forward. Danny confronts a bully, and there's more British nonsense. Also: the accidental text to the wrong person! BRUTALLY RELATABLE stuff!

Season 3, episode 2 is “Writings On The Wall,” and Kevin and Dave are gonna TALK about it. Sophie finds her dad's signature on a wall at Harvard, Eddie struggles with new life in a wheelchair, Rome & Gina try to come together after deciding not to adopt (for now), and creepy truck guy makes his creepiest appearance yet at the end. Also there are absolute scenes in England. Total Oxford nonsense.

8 months later…Kevin & Dave return to talk about the season 3 premiere of A Million Little Things. Maggie is in England, Rome and Gina deal with fallout from the non-adoption, Eddie fights for his life and his legs after being hit by a car, and of course…Gary f's.

Well, if you're a main character not named "Delilah" in the season 2 finale, we've got some bad news for ya. Kevin & Dave wrap things up talking about Gary (yeah, he f***s) & Maggie putting it all out there, Rome & Gina's day in Hell, Eddie's absurd accidental death storyline, and of course, Delilah! Guess what? She f***s (the hot EMT). HEY EDDIE LOOK BOTH WAYS! Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

We've got a baby shower for Gina (and Eve?), a new "mystery" about Alex, who drowned, with black out Eddie from a decade ago somehow being involved (maybe?) and Gary going hard after his new relationship with Darcy. Maggie gets a montage and Delilah? Yeah, she fucks. One more episode this season! Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

On the one year anniversary of Jon Dixon's passing, the group has a dinner in his honor. Gary questions where his life has gone while his friends turned things around, Katherine gets a new gig, Maggie breaks her news, Delilah anchors one of the most emotional scenes in the show's history, and Theo? Oh my GOD is he back on his bullshit. Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

Kevin & Dave talk about Dakota once again ruining everything, Gary's pick up game at laser tag, the extreme playing it uncool of Rome/Gina, Katherine quitting her job, and Maggie & Delilah's fun girl's night. Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

In this very special episode (see: announcement at the end/not to mention Dave's battle with shingles, Kevin and Dave talk about everyone going to the restaurant for literally everything in their lives, on the same day. Maggie's blind date, Rome's meeting with his dad and a movie star, Gary's freelance "office," everything is at the restaurant. It's Cheers, all of a sudden! And Jaimie drops in with a message at the end. Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

Theo is cold as friggin' ICE, just dragging Dakota, and his dad, and it rules. Rome & Gina help Eve navigate being tracked by her abusive ex, Maggie gets her 6-month checkup which brings her a little closer to "friends" with Gary, but the big show is Danny's first/last big sleepover with Elliot! Oh and Sophie is on drugs. Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

Theo is on fire lately, and we are back on HIS bullshit. Gary & Maggie try to figure out what's next for them, Delilah's dad tells one of his 12 stories, Sophie gets a make out with Jake from Lamb Shank, and Rome & Gina find a possible birth mother (who is great). Also: DAVE IS BACK! Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

Guest stars! Road trips! Flashbacks! Mommy issues! This episode has everything (except about a third of the cast)! We're talking about why soft people shouldn't ride motorcycles, how guys named Todd are never the hero, and asking why the hell we don't have Harry Potter medicine already. Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

Rome & Gina are making an adoption video, Sophie is barfin', fellow troubled teen Gary is getting arrested, Eddie is making a career transition and Delilah is asking the most important question: who let the dogs out? Oh and Eric is still shady, and we're hoping there's no "surprise, Eric is actually GOOD" moment. Most importantly, DAVE IS BACK! Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

We're back! And more importantly, DANNY is back! Y'all knew we'd be excited about this one - Danny gets his first TWO kisses, Katherine and Eddie tell Theo the truth for the first time ever, Sophie and Gary are mean girls now, Rome & Gina are baby shopping, and it turns out Eric is a liar which NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED.       

In this FALL SEASON FINALE, Gary has an absolute all-star showing: bringing all the friends together to fix things, in his biggest way yet, and a great/heartbreaking scene with Maggie that might be the series's best yet. We settle PJ's dad question (thank God, why is he still hanging out like this), Rome & Gina come to a big decision, and so does Delilah. And Sophie busts some guitars. See you January 23! Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

Rome is at the center of this episode, delivering a eulogy and holding everyone together after family tragedy. Katherine welcomes Delilah to the burn unit after roasting her ass a bunch of times, and Maggie considers a move to England, surprising Gary. And PJ is still around for some reason. WHERE'S DANNY, DAMMITT?! Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

The results are in...and Jon Dixon...you ARE the father! WHAT?! Before that, driving tests for Sophie & Maggie, Gary's Colin problem gets solved in the best possible way, Theo has a 10th bday, Delilah wants to lie & Katherine wants truth. Oh, and Eddie fu**s. Follow us! Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Twitter: @amillionpodcast

The whole gang is back together, in the episode AND our podcast studio. Maggie makes a big play to steal the wiener title from Eddie when she loses Gary's dog, we find out a weird secret about Andrew, and evvverybody is strugging with telling the truth. Plus we reveal our favorite movie/TV therapists! Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

We're a week late! But unlike Katherine (or KAT) it wasn't because we were trying to move to Austin. Eddie & Katherine / Edward & Kat have maybe their best date yet in version 2.0 of their relationship, and they hook up in an open house. Maggie & Gary are struggling to figure out who they are without cancer, Rome directs a WEIRD commercial that freaks out Gina, his dad sucks, and everyone gets together for the first baby announcement family photo post-Jon. Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

In this restaurant-centric episode, we've got appetizers of a blackout, Eddie babysitting his own affair baby, Katherine telling everyone to leave her the hell alone, and Gary lightening the mood with his nipple. But the main course is us absolutely dragging Maggie's mom Patricia for being SELFISH and the WORST. With a side of what-is-Eric-even-doing-here? And a terrible-Cajun-accent after dinner mint. Enjoy! Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

We end with the biggest story: Danny gets the big part in Grease! Also, Danny at 12 is very relatable to Jaimie's life, now. But before that: Gina works through some complicated stuff in a great scene, and Rome takes a job to help support her, and they both decide to stop being anonymous. Gary tries (too hard) to help Maggie work things out with her mom, and ends up with his own mom issues. Different kinds of first dates are tricky for Eddie & (real life pool shark) Katherine, and Delilah. Rome also gets tied up in PJ's attempt to uncover his mystery dad. Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com

The team is back together for season 2, episode 2 of A Million Little Podcast! We've got psychics who are friends with Gina for some reason, Patricia/Jan from the office trying to move back in with her daughter Maggie, Katherine repeatedly trying to bail (and ultimately hanging around for a complicated, mature storyline), Rome volunteering for a suicide hotline, Delilah struggling with new baby and a half a mil, and Gary being friend #1 at all times. We back, babayyyy! Twitter: @amillionpodcast Instagram: @amillionlittlepodcast Email: amillionlittlepodcast@gmail.com