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All I Do Is Fail is a podcast that likes to look at life's failures and celebrate them. AIDIF is hosted by comedians Tom Elwes and Ali Woods. They are joined by a different guest every week to discuss their life's failings. The flaw is yours!

Tom Elwes & Ali Woods

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    • Aug 15, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    Summer Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 81:55


    In this special summer edition of the AIDIF podcast, we bid a heartfelt farewell to Phoebe as she embarks on a new adventure in Bristol. Join us as we catch up with the gang and share what everyone has been up to over the last six months. To all our amazing fans, we love you and thank you for your support!Support the Show.

    A Festive Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2023 57:25


    In the spirit of Christmas, we're thrilled to bring you something truly special! Join us for a heartwarming catch-up with the gang as we reflect on the exciting happenings of the past six months and share some hilarious failmail's.We're feeling the love and missing each and every one of you. From our hearts to yours, Merry Christmas!

    The Final Episode (live)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2023 110:26


    Join the AIDIF gang one last time for the final live episode.In this live final special we say goodbye in the most aidif way possible. Thank you all so much for your support over the years we love you and we couldn't of done it without you.Support the show

    Your funniest school dramas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 52:06


    In the penultimate episode of AIDIF the lads discuss your funniest school dramas and Phoebe crushes another round of worst week. Likes Tom's MSN messenger status from when he was a teenager"don't cry because its over, smile because it happened"We love you all and want to say a massive thank you to everyone who supported us. One episode left and we would love to have you at the live show on Monday. Tickets on the AIDIF insta account Support the show

    My boss is looking up peoples addresses on google street view

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 58:59


    The gang are joined by the incredibly talented comedian Darran Griffiths for this classic episode of AIDIF The gang also help one listener out who's boss keeps looking up peoples addresses online to see how well they are living. In failmail we asked what are the funny/weird things only your family does. Support the show

    I like my boss but he is 30 years older and married

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2023 46:11


    In this episode we break some sad news too you all : (We also help a listener who fancies her married boss who is 30 years older and in failmail we asked for you funniest nicknames. Please come to the live show! Support the show

    The most illegal thing you have ever done and we announce a live show!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 52:27


    In this Gem of an episode of AIDIF the gang announce that we are doing a live show on the 24th of July!!!We also give relationship to one listener and asked you what was the most illegal thing you have ever done. Support the show

    What to do with flakey friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2023 58:33


    In this packed episode of AIDIF we help one listener who wants help dealing with a friend who keeps cancelling plans. In failmail we asked you what the stupidest argument you have ever had with a partner was.Phoebe also has a blinder of a worst week. Support the show

    I want to date an English man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 58:03


    In this episode of AIDIF the gang help a listener who wants to date an english man. In failmail, we asked you "how have you stayed cool in the heat" Thanks for all your support! Support the show

    My male colleague has a partner but has an emotional bond with me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 44:51


    In this firecracker of an episode the gang help a listener who's male colleague has a partner but has an emotional bond with them. in Failmail we asked you "what was the worst betrayal you have ever experienced" and Phoebe smashes worst week once again.  Thanks for listening we bloody love you all!!!  Support the show

    My partners Ex still has a key and the Phillip Scofield situation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2023 46:46


    In this jam packed episode of AIDIF the gang discuss the Phillip Scofield drama and they help a listener who's partners ex, still has a key to their house. In Failmail we asked you what was the worst secret you have ever had to keep. Thanks for listening we love you all!Support the show

    How to stop an office predator

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 50:57


    In this weeks  AIDIF the incredibly talented Russel Hicks joins us to solve the worlds problems. We help one listener who set her boyfriend a deadline for proposing that he has missed and another who is dealing with a married guy who is trying to sleep with everyone, in the officeSupport the show

    How to break up when your in a throuple

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 43:18


    In this ep of AIDIF the gang help a listener break up with a couple they are in a throuple with. In failmail we asked for your best life hacks (for the cost of living or otherwise) Thank you for all the support with the pod, you can subscribe to our patreon if you like (link below) Or just recommend it to a friend Support the show

    The worst Sexts you have ever received

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 53:19


    In this weeks episode of AIDIF the gang talks about the fallout from the coronation and helps a listener who wants to know how quickly they should start dating after a divorce! In failmail we asked you for the Worst sexts you have ever received / Sent Support the show

    Is it easier for women to attract a partner and the coronation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2023 54:54


    In this action packed episode of AIDIF the gang discuss the coronation and the fans of the royals. We help a listener who asked "why is it easier for women to attract a partner  vs men" Finally Ali solves the problems with diet coke. Support the show

    Your craziest holiday stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 53:58


    In this episode of AIDIF the gang discuss listeners craziest comedy stories.  Phoebe has a holiday romance of her own and we help another listener get out of going to a wedding. Support the show

    How to unfriend someone subtly (ft Freya Mallard)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2023 55:01


    In this episode of AIDIF comedian and online super star Freya Mallard comes to the studio to help the nation with their problems. We help one listener unfriend someone and another deal with a "family" member who is stealing. Thanks for supporting the show!! Support the show

    Going on a date for the first time in a year and the worst things your landlords have done

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 59:36


    In this banger of an episode of AIDIF the gang help a listener who hasn't been on a date in a year!Also the gang discuss Taylor Swifts break up, the Dalai Lamar and the current state of musicals. In Failmail we asked you what are the worst things your Landlords have done. Support the show

    Is it ever ok to tell your partner they are getting fat

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2023 48:21


    In this jam packed episode of AIDIF the gang help a listener, who doesn't know how to talk to a loved one about their recent weight gain. Phoebe finally returns to storm worst week and in failmail we asked you "whats the funniest thing you have overheard in conversation" Please subscribe to support the show!!Support the show

    I drunkly invited someone, now I really dont want them to come

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 49:56


    Ali returns for another  belter episode of AIDIF, in the new studio.In this ep we help a listener who drunkly invited someone on their stag-do and now they really don't want them to come. We also help another person who wants to convince an old lady they live with to leave them their house. In failmail we asked "Whats the best excuse you have heard to get out of something" Support the show

    I cheated because the other guy had a Jet Ski (ft Tatty Macleod)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2023 44:35


    In this  firecracker of an episode of AIDIF we are joined by the fantastic Tatty Macleod)  We help a listener who is trying to juggle multiple lovers and another who keeps cheating.  In fail mail, we asked for the worst excuses you had heard to get out of something Support the show

    My friends new boyfriend ghosted me

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2023 48:14


    In this explosive episode of AIDIF the gang helps a listener who's best friends new boyfriend ghosted her 2 years earlier. The gang also helps another listener who's boyfriend went on a camping trip with "just a friend". In failmail we asked you what the weirdest thing you have ever celebrated is. Support the show

    You gotta be cruel to be kind and your best life hacks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2023 52:41


    In this ep of AIDIF the gang helps a listener who's best friend has  started to get feelings for them. Also they discuss the new Hollywood fat loss injection. Finally in failmail we asked for your best life hacks Support the show

    I think he is insecure and your funniest nicknames

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2023 48:49


    In this weeks ep the gang discuss the girl claiming she is Madeleine Mccann, Tom's very strange private gig request and a listener who was blocked by a man after she told him she was getting a similar job.In failmail we asked for your funniest nicknames Support the show

    If you just want casual sex do you need to lower your standards?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 45:40


    In this ep of aidif the gang tackles one listener's life drama of not wanting to lower their standards even though they just want casual sex! Also, we asked you what you want to give up but you just can't! Finally, have a new section called "a friend of a friend said"  a new section where we discuss factless salacious rumors we have heard about celebs. Support the show

    Are you really ever too busy to see someone and your worst office romance stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2023 63:50


    In this week's AIDIF Ali is out of the office but friend of the show Kate Barron steps in to bring the funnies. The gang discusses valentines day, Paying for meet and greets, and Megan and Harry.  In agony uncle, we asked you for your funniest and worst stories of Office Romance.  Support the show

    How to get over someone and Leonardo DiCaprio's new GF

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 52:18


    In this ep of Aidif the gang is discussing the best way to get over someone and the situation with the age of Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriends. Support the show

    If you are really into someone should you date another person as a distraction?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2023 56:45


    The gang are finally back in the studio for an action packed episode of AIDIF. This week they are disscussing the strikes, Hogwarts legacy, Mason Greenwood and the fact that the OC is now daytime TV. In agony uncle we ask the question of weather you should date someone else if you really like someone. And in failmail we asked listeners why they had got in trouble at work. Support the show

    The Ginger Trio Return (raw in the studio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2023 74:27


    Hello piffies!Tom is currently away in Australia so it's the ginger trio of Ali, Phoebe and Lucas back in the Vauxhall studio to record this week's episode!Apologies for the slightly mad lack of edit on this, but it's the only way we could get it out.Hope you enjoy!Support the show

    Buying partners B-day gifts and trying to relate too Gen Z

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2023 39:52


    In the final episode of the Downunder saga Tom and Ali discuss buying their partner's birthday gifts and how they can relate to Gen zSupport the show

    The gang are back together

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 48:02


    The gang is back together (sort of).Tom, Pheobe, and Ali are all back on the podcast to discuss their new years and Ali's break up! We have missed you!! Support the show

    A Christmas special from down under

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2022 37:25


    Tom joins Ali from sunny Australia on this AIDIF Xmas special.Tom discusses his flight from hell and Ali talks about buying the perfect gift for a partner!Support the show

    AIDIF / Btec Philosophers CROSSOVER EPISODE ft. Ali Woods, Michael Odewale & Elliot Steel

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 46:11


    This week we mix it up, leaving you asking the question: why?Tom is away doing an impromptu tour of South East Asia, so Ali invites the Btec Philosophers Michael Odewale (Mock The Week, The Mash Report) and Elliot Steel (Comedy Central, Live From The Comedy Store) to have a crossover episode!No Agony Uncle, no FailMail, just vibes.Hope you enjoy!Support the show

    How to get out of obligatory Christmas gift giving and your worst Xmas party stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2022 48:36


    In this ep, Ali and Tom help a listener who wants to get out of obligatory gift-giving. In failmail we asked you "what are your worst Xmas party stories" Support the show

    Meeting someone perfect but they live in a different country and your weird Xmas traditions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 62:51


    In this episode, the gang discusses their Movember challenge and the Balenciaga drama!They also try to help a listener who has met the perfect girl but she lives in a different country. In failmail the gang asked "what's your funniest/ weirdest Xmas traditions" Support the show

    Sending people messages by mistake and worst texts you have ever received

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 64:26


    In this ep, the gang offers help to a listener who accidentally sent his entire company a message. In failmail we discuss the worst/ funniest messages listeners have ever received Support the show

    Phoebe steps up and your worst sporting fails

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2022 76:50


    In this ep, Tom is away due to a victorian illness.So in an AIDIF first producer, Pheobe steps into the presenting chair, to tackle all your life dramas with Ali. In failmail we asked you what were your worst sporting fails. Support the show

    How to make love whilst listening to music and the worst thing you have ever eaten

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 54:30


    In this ep, Ali returns from his travels to discuss the listener's life dramas with the gang. In failmail  we asked you the question "what's the worst thing you have ever eaten" Support the show

    Falling for a married person and the cheapest thing you have ever done

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2022 62:21


    In this weeks ep, the gang is joined by the fabulous comedian Kate Barron.They discuss the life drama of one listener who asked what you should do if you fall in love with a married man!In fail mail, we asked you what is the cheapest/thriftiest thing you have ever done.Support the show

    Can you make someone fall out of love with you and what you would change about the UK

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 56:46


    In this ep, the gang tackles the question of whether you can make someone stop loving you. In failmail we asked you "what would change about the UK"#yardwork #headandshafters Support the show

    How to know if its a red flag or just you and the best thing you have spent money on

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2022 60:03


    In this week's ep we tackle who should be the next Prime Minister. We also tackle the age-old question of whether it's a red flag or just you! Lastly, in failmail we asked what's the best thing you have spent money on.Support the show

    My mother-in-law saw my sex tape and now she wont speak to me

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 57:33


    In this ep, the gang tackles the life drama of one listener whose mother-in-law saw her sex tape and now won't speak to her. In failmail the gang discusses the spookiest things to happen to you. Support the show

    What to do if someone likes you but doesnt want to have sex and your irrational fears

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 66:44


    In this ep, the gang talks about what to do if someone "100 percent" likes you but doesn't want to have sex. They also discuss, firemen, nudes you didn't want to see, and yoga. In failmail we asked, "what your irrational fears are?"Enjoy the ep and message us your "Head and shafters" stories Support the show

    How to stop wanting unavailable people and the worst places you have lived

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 55:59


    In this weeks ep, the gang discusses how to stop wanting to date people who are unavailable. The gang also reminisces about their school days and the strange teaching methods they were subjected to.Also In failmail we asked you where is the worst place you have ever lived.(also we hope you enjoy the new intro song!)Support the show

    Is it right to expose cheating publicly online and the craziest gossip from your town

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2022 54:01


    In this episode, the gang discusses the  Adam Levine cheating scandal and the morals behind exposing cheating on a public forum. Also in failmail we asked you what was the craziest town gossip from where you grew up Support the show

    What to do if everyone tells you to break up with your partner and what you would if you were King/Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2022 53:10


    In this episode, the gang discusses the passing of the Queen and what to do if everyone (including your therapist) tells you to break up with your partner. In failmail we asked you what you would change about the UK if you were King/Queen. Support the show

    What to do if you're still thinking about your ex and your worst boss

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 40:59


    In this episode, the gang tackles the big question of "what to do if you're still thinking about your ex"In failmail we discuss listener's worst boss's (This episode was recorded before the passing of the Queen, may she rest in peace) Support the show

    AIi Woods returns! and the wildest rumours at your school

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 69:52


    The gang is finally back together! Ali Woods returns to the podcast to discuss listeners life dramas and in failmail we talk about the wildest rumors at your school. Support the show

    Jack Skipper and Andrew Mensa

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2022 50:52


    This week the gang is joined by internet sensation Jack Skipper and Andrew Mensa from the hit show what I wore. They come to the AIDIF studio to share some of their own life fails Support the show

    Live from the Edinburgh fringe

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 32:19


    In this very special episode of AIDIF Ali and Tom give an update on Edinburgh and how its all going.  The show, the TikTok dinners, and the good times! Support the show

    The worst people you have ever dated and how to break up with someone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2022 52:34


    In this episode, the gang tackles the issue of breaking up with someone, who keeps convincing you to stay!In failmail, you sent us the stories of the worst people you have ever datedSupport the show

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