Chapel Bell Curve

We're finally back! We'll assume you missed us. Yara  and Nathan are here to get you all the info you need to catch up on the last six months. Highlights include: Personal updates, including Nathan putting on compression sleeves for the first time live (aging so gracefully) UGA updates. Include a criminal justice sandwichAn introduction to the SEC for Texas and Oklahoma (read: we teach you how to be mean to two new sets of fans)Olympics talk. Yara uses the word "dong" multiple times Everyone's favorite Cheerwine flavored segment: #askcbc  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Yara and Nathan are back at it again with our SEC Championship Preview. The Dawgs are trying to get the monkey off their back (no they aren't), and we're here to help you get your mind right. We've got academic shit talk, we've got stats, we've got 30 seconds on Henry Kissinger's death. It's a vintage Chapel Bell Curve Experience to get you in the kind of feral headspace we'll need for the weekend. Qualitative Preview: 2:23Quantitative Preview: 41:49If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

It's weird to step in a Yellow Jacket hive and end up more upset about the referee's than the stings. But here we are, torturing metaphors and full of rage. Yara and Nathan are back today to catch you up on how are lives have been going, what we think about Auburn (LOL), the sloppy extermination job at Bobby Dodd, and much more. Qualitative Review: 2:04Quantitative Review: 24:04If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

We're back! Yara and Nathan are here, and ready to talk about the Lane Train's demolition at Sanford Station. (Are these train metaphors working?) Anyway, your dynamic duo is ready to rock with stories from the day, stats for your soul, and just enough intergenerational conflict to keep things interesting. Highlights include: Qualitative Review: 1:36Let's get angry at Pat McAfeeYara's Rage(r)Senior Day = TearsThe RCB Sousaphones vs. Estee LauderLaughing at Jim HarbaughQuantitative Review:  39:02National Title Caliber offense and it feels so goodThis team has a pass rush now? ExcitingThe future of CFB in the stands at SanfordBrock  Bowers for Heisman, again

What better way to celebrate homecoming than with the folks who invited the tradition? It's the Mizzou preview!Qualitative Review - 2:23Important Possum UpdatesConnor Stallion: Clue CharacterWho is Missouri, and have their artists seen a tiger?Quantitative review - 36:23Getting to know Luther Burden and co. from CoMoWhat we want to seeGame PredictionsWho Holds the Leash? - This one is human only - 56:28If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

Nathan is here with a very special episode and a very special guest. Dr. Carrie Tipton is a musicologist at Vanderbilt University and author of the new book From Dixie to Rocky Top on the history of SEC fight songs. Nathan is here to talk with her about the songs, the history, and he surprisingly large number of copyright lawsuits involved.Dr. Tipton has been nice enough to provide us with a discount code that will give you 30% off the purchase of her book from the Vanderbilt Press website.  Just use the code 15FRIENDS at this link to get the deal!  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceDr. Carrie Tipton on Twitter - @CarrieATipton

The gang covers the 43-20 thumping that was the Georgia V. Florida game. Come along as we review not only the game but our respective experiences, Our Bowers-less offense, and cannabis themed sandwich huts. Qualitative Review - 1:56Nathan's meets his enemiesJustin, a sandwich, a rumpus, and a dreamYara plays not a regular mom, but a cool momQuantitative review - 45:04Stats, get your statsGame ObservationsIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

This week we've got many a history lesson to share with Yara as we're prompted with the question, "Why is it that we hate Florida so much?" Past that, you've the classic quantitative, qualitative, and more. It's the Florida Preview. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 19:00A Historical Deep Dive into Anthropomorphic ReptilesA Lesson on the RivalryNotable Nemeses, Ethics EditionQuantitative Preview: 54:27Players to knowWho is Florida?What we want to seeGame predictionsWho holds the leash, Jax edition: 1:08:40

Yara, Justin, and Nathan are back at it again today to preview this weekend's tilt against the Cats. They've got a vibe check, manifestation hour, a fun game about celebrity backed whiskeys, and all the stats and analysis you can shake a stick at. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 2:15Vibe CheckEveryone manifests a successful seasonA brief history of Kentucky FootballNotable Nemeses, Whisky EditionQuantitative Preview: 40:40Players to knowWho is Kentucky?A brief breakdown of Liam Coen's offenseWhat we want to seeGame predictionsWho holds the leash, downtown edition: 1:02:48

Justin, Yara, and Nathan are here to figure out what the hell just happened. They'll breakdown the day they had, check in on Yara's wild ride and the power of prayer, and go in-depth on what went right and very, very wrong. Highlights include: Qualitative Review - 1:40Nathan's Old Man DayJustin and the Pride FestivalYara calls on a higher (and lower) powerQuantitative review - 28:40Stats, get your statsGame Observations: Learning about the power of dramaWho holds the leash? - 57:36The value of friendshipT-Pain: Erotic ConciergeIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

We're here for this whopper of a game with a whopper of an episode. Speaking of whoppers, Hugh Freeze, we don't like him! Join Nathan, Justin, and Yara as they research, rage, and read for filth everyone's favorite lay preacher. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 2:26- News, and some cautious optimism on the injury front- A brief history of Auburn- Notable Nemeses: Nathan's Prestige-Yara's (Not-so) Brief History of Hugh Freeze- Nathan talks calmly about Christianity, College Football, and American politics for 5 - 10 minutes (no seriously) Quantitative Preview: 43:30-Who is Auburn? - What we want to see-Score PredictionsIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

Were portions of this episode too horny to release to the public feed? Yes, definitely. Is there still plenty to unpack here from the UAB game? Also yes. Qualitative Review - 1:34Quantitative Review - 29:05If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

We're back! Today, Justin, Yara, and Nathan are previewing the upcoming game against the UAB Dragons. Be ready for analysis, marvel villains, a game called "Dilfer OR?" for some reason, and much, much more.  Qualitative Preview - 2:40Quantitative Preview - 30:47Who holds the leash? - 51:55If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

It wouldn't be a game against the Gamecocks if it wasn't soggy, hot, and uncomfortable. Justin, Yara, and Nathan lived through the moistest day on record, and are here to bring you their feelings, observations, and good, good numbers. Today's highlights include:Injury UpdatesYara's Rage Against DeionYara and the Very Weird DayJustin and the Sake BombNathan and the very platonic business partnerA defense of Carson BeckPee Paw Bobo, let us love youSome problems in the defensive backfieldIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

Justin, Nathan, and Yara are here to hash it out over the start of Georgia's SEC play for the season. We'll hit all the CBC favorites in this episode, including sober talk about an important issues, stats and game predictions. Topics of interest include:- What Mack Brown gets up to with his colleagues- Shane Beamer's Best Qualities- Who Holds The Leash brings in a third member If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

Justin and Nathan are here to recap the latest tilt between the hedges. We'll hit all the CBC favorites in this episode, including sober talk about an important issues, stats and game observations, and a bunch of jokes at the expense of various SEC coaches. Highlights include: - This Mel Tucker stuff sucks man- Around the league- HOOK 'EM HOOK 'EM HORNS- Hugh Freeze made a deal at the crossroads and all he got was 14 points- Our Experiences- Game notes and statsIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on Twitter or Bluesky - @ChapelBellCurve

If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on Twitter or Bluesky - @ChapelBellCurve  

Welcome back! It's Christmas in August! It's time for the first game preview of the year. We're excited to get back into the swing of things with grandmother avatar states, sensual poetry about an anthropomorphic bird, and an attempt to answer the age old question: What can Georgia gain against this FCS opponent? Highlights include: An in-depth history of UT MartinYogurt as a recovery mechanicWhat are we looking forward to this weekend? Actual football talk  about everyone's favorite Pop Pop: Mike Bobo#askcbcJustin's Poetry Corner: Who holds the Leash?If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

Like Christmas in August, the CBC team is back today to preview the upcoming season. Join Yara, Nathan, and Justin as they plumb the depths of Nathan's panic attacks, talk about win probabilities, yell about Hugh Freeze, and unveil Justin's newest abomination. Other highlights include: Musings on Billy Napier DoppelgangersLove Island AllegoriesChatGPT's Holy PurposeStats for All Y'allIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

Yara and Nathan are back and better than ever with your first episode of CBC for the Dawgs' run at threepeat. Justin - the adult in the room - is gone today, so we're here to bring you barely-understood Gen-Z lingo, sass, and an explanation of the phrase "Dream blunt rotation." Highlights include:- We're we've been-Yara's Deion Sanders Hate Corner- Realignment: doing it for the kids(?)- SEC Coaches: Barbie or Oppenheimer?- National CFB Preview featuring Ross Rutledge of r2sportsmetrics.com- A little advice for Yara's last semester of collegeIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on Twitter:Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

This one's a reeeeeeal doozy. Seriously. It's a full two hours of brain fugue. Yara joined us to celebrate the great Frawg trouncing of 2022 though, so we got that going for us.If you're able, please consider donating to the GoFundMe Fundraisers for Devin Willock and Chandler LeCroy.Devin Willock's GoFundMeChandler LeCroy's GoFundMe Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Your horses are safe here at CBC. You can trust us to protect them at all costs.Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

What can we even say about the game against Ohio State last weekend? Apparently a lot, however not without talking at length about Fred Durst and Joe Rogan. Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

We out here. We feelin' SASSY. We talkin' bout FOOTBALL but also that thing. That Dawg. They got that DAWG in 'em.If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

This week's episode has us coming at you live from Athentic Brewery in Athens, Ga. We share a bit about the Georgia Tech game, plenty on the SEC Championship, and then way too much about Gen Z know-how. Thanks so much Athentic for hosting us, Yara for contributing and guest hosting, and of course all of you that came out to see us! If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

A fine question. Why score many point when few point will do? Cause it's boring, mostly. Highlights Include:3:37 - Qualitative Review25:49 - Quantitative ReviewIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

I don't know Will Levis well enough to say whether or not he deserves better, but what I do know is that he should stop getting his medical advice off of WebMD.Highlights Include:6:07 - Qualitative Review43:08 - Quantitative ReviewIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

Nathan and Special Guest Host Yara (Gen-Z Social Media Extraordinaire) are here with you today to break down everything that happened in the 45 - 19 drubbing of the Bizzaro Bulldogs over in Starkvegas. The team is here today with thoughts on Roblox, a promise to watch the Lord of the Rings Movies, and analysis of - among other things - Georgia's 1st and Goal woes.Highlights Include:3:17 - Qualitative Review16:50 - Quantitative ReviewIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah

That Mike Leach really is something, huh? Or is he? Wait, he said what? If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

The CFP committee ranked the reigning national champions third...and we took that personally.If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

OH LAWD, THEY COMIN'. This one's a real chonker so get ready. We cover the bits of the Florida worth discussing with the biggest game of the season looming over our heads. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Usually the titles have something to do with the episode and the contents therein. This is still true for this one but I've just got pibbies on the brain. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Normal CBC Episodes:Qualitative & QuantitativePrecise, practiced, exactPredictableMidseason #AskCBC Episode:yeehawLaden with CheerwineNo gods, no kings, no rules just right

It's time for everyone's favorite episode about a 55-point conference blowout: the Vanderbilt review! Nathan and Justin are here to talk about a sweet day watching sweet boys around their sweet sweet friends. They also do a surprising amount of football analysis, considering what we saw on the field Saturday.Qualitative Review: 1:47Quantitative Review: 31:24If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

All we're saying is give this mascot a chance.It's the Vandy Preview. Your schedule of events: 5:45 - Qualitative Review+22:05 - Patreon Question of the Week35:31 - Quantitative ReviewIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Look, we may not always deliver you the good good you need on time, but we will eventually deliver. To that end, the boys are here with the Auburn Review. We talk about the triumphant return of the special boy pants, a frustrating first half, stats, storylines, and a brief ode to Daijun Edwards. Your schedule of events: 2:00 - Qualitative Review22:43 - Quantitative ReviewIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

This week's preview came with it a startling discovery: these Auburn Tigers have more in common with a mischievous children's book monkey than we'd previously realized.Qualitative: 2:15Quantitative: 46:05If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

We may be a day late, but we're here with a vintage CBC deep cut. Prepare for a chunky Missouri style deep dive into the stats, plays, narratives, and angst that made up the Dawg's 26 - 22 win over Missouri last Saturday.  The boys are here to answer your pressing questions, such as "What the hell just happened?" and "Is it 2009?" and "Where did the offense go?"  Highlights Include:  Qualitative Review: 2:45Quantitative Review: 17:35If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

It's that time of the year where we trim our houses with light-up toasted ravioli, drink suitcases of Natty light, and what with great anticipation and fear for Humphrey Mizzou to shimmy his way down the most broken of all our gutters. It's time to preview Georgia at Missouri. And Nathan and Justin are here to get you in the spirit. Highlights include: An Introduction to Mizzoumas: 2:30Qualitative Preview, including Cryto-Grecian Culture: 5:00 Quantitative Preview, or, "Missouri's Offense is Bad:" 23:05If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

We're back dear patrons. The boys are here to deliver you the finest in podcasting, a review of a #1 team sleepwalking through a closer-than-expected-but-still-not-particularly-close win over an above average MAC team. (Trust us, it's better than it sounds) We'll talk about our experiences this weekend, what the stats have to tell us, and Nathan's Special Boy Pants TM. Highlights Include:Qualitative Review - 5:04Quantitative Review - 29:13If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

There's a lot of cock talk in this one. Like, a lot. Seriously. I think we're sorry about it.It's the South Carolina preview.00:56 - Famous Cocks9:32 - Qualitative Preview41:55 - Quantitative PreviewIf you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

Hello beautiful people! Nathan is here today joined by Ross Rutledge of r2sportsmetrics.com and @dawgquant fame to preview the Dawgs next tilt against Samford. Highlights include stats, storylines, some viewer questions, and a surprisingly long talk about obscure Protestant sects in modern America.Qualitative Review: 2:40Quantitative Review: 14:50#AskCBC (and Nathan's Solo ASMR Segment): 34:28If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant 

That was certainly a game we all witnessed to kicked the season off. We're also joined by the ever-talented, Amanda Mull (@amandamull on Twitter) to talk all things Ducks, Dawgs, and what we might expect to follow this trouncing in Atlanta.If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on Twitter@ChapelBellCurve@NathanJlawrence@TheJustinBray@amandamull 

Justin and Nathan present you the Oregon preview. The boys are here with, Justin/Stetson Fan Fic, hot duck content, morning vibes, and two gratuitous mentions of Chili's.  Highlights include: 3:50 - Justin's Fan Fic Corner7:07 - Qualitative Preview (Hot Duck Content)17:00 - Qualitative Preview (Actual Football)33:10 - Quantitative Preview47:40 - PredictionsEditors Note: Because Nathan is bad at editing, there's a little bit of static in the audio as the boys talk back and forth. We'll reset Nathan's operating system and have this fixed in the next episode, for now, we're sorry, and Go Dawgs. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray 

You've heard us talk all about CBCR2 and now we're here with the man himself to share how that sweet statsy sausage gets made. Find Ross on Twitter @quantdawg or on his site r2sportsmetrics.com.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

We made it to three pre-season episodes! Who'd have thought it? Not us. Nathan and Justin are here today to answer all of your (very clever) #askcbc questions. We've got RPG talk, SEC teams as Tik Tok trends, and a lot of actual football discussion. Highlights include: 4:30 - $50 Patron Question9:03 - Discord Questions42:15 - Twitter QuestionsIf you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. You can find all of the stats that we talk about, including our CBCR2 power metric, at R2 Sports Metrics.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

What's that? The thump of clad feet across your still scorching-hot roof? It's not seasonally inappropriate Santa Claus, it's Nathan and Justin, back again with their second episode in two days, and they' re here to preview the dawgs.  We've got some waxing rhapsodic about tight ends, getting ROCKED UP for stats, and the fateful return of Stetson Bennet Narratives, TM TM TM.00:30 - Intro2:38 - Qualitative Preview25:51 - Quantitative Preview (Using CBCR2)If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

We're back! The boys are here to bring you all the SEC preview goodness you can eat (with your ears). Highlights include: 00:50 - What is  Chapel Bell Curve2:10 - New Format, who dis? 10:20 - Qualitative Preview (chin waggin' season) 12:22 - Oh no Bama what are you doing with that tire iro- (talking SEC West)16:18 - The 2nd best of the SEC East (talking  HOOPLE)22:50 -  Narratives and other BS27:00 - Lightning Round Qualitative Questions30:21 - Quantitative Preview (numbers and junk)30:50 - What is CBCR2?33:34 -  Running down the CBCR2 ratings for the SEC38:50 - Nathan justifies his fear of South Carolina43:10 - Who's in the 4th spot of the CFP? 46:38 - Who is the next Cincinnati? If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

We are gathered here today to discuss only the juiciest of off-season topics for your podcast enjoyment. Listen to it at like, .25x speed so you can really savor the content for as long as possible. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

In this *very* special episode we called on all of you to help make it happen since Nathan has been sick all week. We had the chance to speak with some incredible CBC listeners and supporters, and some DGDs alike. Huge thank you to everyone that participated and helped out on such short notice. We literally could not have done this without you! It's the Natty Preview. Check the time stamps below to find specific interviews:11:47 - Ava21:07 - Andy30:32 - Abby37:46 - Ian45:08 - Ross @Dawgquant59:09 - Graham Coffey @DawgOutWest1:16:20 - Amanda Mull @AmandaMull1:33:49 - THE Dr. James Barefield (Yes, that one)1:42:58 - Yara's RAGE Against the Machine!