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Current events, music, breaking a whole ass bathroom with a pornstar... no topics are off limits for Santino The Misfit & Dayne Alexander on the Failure Made Monsters weekly live cast. Tune in every Friday at 6pm PST to catch up on the happenings of the 7 crazy days prior. Fully interactive and always entertaining, come cause some trouble with us.

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    • Jan 1, 1970 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 22m AVG DURATION
    • 56 EPISODES


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    ✖️Ep. 56 Anime Geeks & Creative Streaks (with Slim Da Reazon)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 128:56


    Our guest is good with a mic, a camera, and anime knowledge... sounds like Santino! We welcome our good friend, the multi talented, Slim Da Reazon! Unfortunately, we couldn't stop laughing for an obnoxious amount of the show. Soooo... enjoy!

    ✖️Ep. 55 Tarantino Burlesque & Electro Swing (with Miss Emmma)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 91:22


    From Quentin Tarantino & Old West inspired burlesque shows in LA to electro swing in the desert, Miss Emmma does it all! We sit down with the Femme-Cee of Desperada & Tarantina to see what makes her tick and shake her hips.

    ✖️Ep. 54 Shootin and Boot Scootin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 59:46


    (Note: We clearly had some issues with Daynes audio, because technology. Our bad!)We've been filming and dancing on shady rooftops and graves for 2 weeks. Let's chat about it.

    ✖️Ep. 53 Pre-Gaming With Whiskey for the Whisky

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 65:43


    Santino & Dayne catch up and prepare their bodies and minds before venturing off to the world famous Whisky A Go Go to watch the homies in Fire From The Gods. True story.

    ✖️Ep. 52 The Punk Rock Master Chef (with Chef Derrick Fox)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 94:02


    Our guest this week is Chef Derrick Fox, Master Chef Season 6 Runner Up, Drummer, and owner of Epic Mega Cookie Co.

    ✖️Ep. 51 New Music & Old Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 86:13


    Santino & Dayne chat about their new music, old movies, and of course... butt stuff.

    ✖️Ep. 50 Endless Nights & Vampire Bites (with Father Sebastiaan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 81:28


    The boys are back for their 50th episode! Joined by master fang smith, published author, and impresario of the Endless Night: Vampire Ball, Father Sebastiaan. Santino & Dayne fill you in (reeeaaal good like) on what happened during their unplanned hiatus, announce new music, and Sebastiaan takes us to vampire school.

    ✖️Ep. 49 Where Monsters Dream (with Jerry Jacob & Zo Guthrie)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 65:31


    Santino & Dayne are joined by the creators of “Where Monsters Dream” an immersive experience of art, fashion, tea & antiques in DTLA, Jerry (fashion brand Ito) & Zo (Fox & Moon Tea). We preview a new The Lullaby League track for the store, and answer the burning question... can Jerry get Santino naked on a bicycle with a boombox rolllin around DTLA? Spoiler: No. No he cannot.

    ✖️Ep. 48 Whats Up Doc? (with Doc Coyle of Bad Wolves & God Forbid)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 101:46


    Santino & Dayne welcome the one and only Doc Coyle (Guitarist of Bad Wolves, God Forbid, and host of The Ex-Man Podcast)! The fellas chat about how they "fit in" with music, Doc's trajectory and the intense sexy smolder that got him there, and even break out in to full-on song!

    ✖️Ep. 47 Bad Candy, Music, & Movies (with Scott B. Hansen)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 64:35


    Santino & Dayne welcome filmmaker Scott B. Hansen to discuss his new horror anthology Bad Candy starring Corey Taylor (Slipknot, Stone Sour) and Zach Galligan (Gremlins). The fellas also chat about Scott's extensive 500+ music video resume (from Willie Nelson to Ice Nine Kills) and their shared fondness for the 90's and early 00's.

    ✖️Ep. 46 Fire from the Bronx (with AJ Channer of Fire From The Gods)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 70:38


    Santino & Dayne are back for Season 3 with their first guest AJ Channer, lead singer of FIRE FROM THE GODS as he joins us from on tour with Korn & Staind. The boys discuss AJ's eclectic accent, tour life during Covid, the old NYC music scene, the possibility of unity amidst such division in the US, and of course... Jamaican bedroom prowess.

    ✖️Ep. 24 The One Before The Last One of Season One

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 104:10


    Dayne and Santino have ONLY TWO more episodes left in 2020, so they're totally playing fast and loose with them and just waiting for the end.. Bite your lip and hold on tight baby, thing get a little messy.

    ✖️Ep. 45 The Boys Share A Casting Couch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 96:22


    Santino & Dayne are reunited IN THE FLESH, and it feels... sooo.... uhh.... personal spacey. Lets catch up on the news in the season finale of Failure Made Monsters before the summer break! "From p*rnstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters! So tune in LIVE on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the live chat to shape the conversation! Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 44 Slow & Docile: Tokyo Rift

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:35


    Santino & Dayne will spend a little time on the news, Chauvin's sentencing, critical race theory, and entirely too much time debating over which is the superior Fast & Furious film. "From p*rnstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters! So tune in LIVE on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the live chat to shape the conversation! Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 43 Surrounded by Shirtless Hunks (with Duane Venner)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 86:15


    Santino & Dayne catch up on the hot topics of the week, discussing the reopening of the world (and California), what really is our "new normal", and matters of Pride Month with special guest, actor Duane Venner! "From p*rnstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters! So tune in LIVE on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the live chat to shape the conversation! Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 42 The Era Of Bipartisanship Is Over

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 64:32


    We catch up on the current events of the week because Moscow Mitch states the obvious (again), Rudy gets caught doing the obvious (again), and other stupid people do more stupid stuff (again) ... plus the boys reminisce about the past and chat about the future as the world opens up. "From p*rnstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters! So tune in LIVE on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the live chat to shape the conversation! Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 41 OMGod Aliens Abducted Ballots For Bitcoin! (with John Poveromo & Mike Lowther)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 100:15


    Santino & Dayne chat with comedian/writer John Poveromo & musician/filmmaker Mike Lowther about the oddities of male anatomy, aliens, getting back to gigging, Bitcoin, and how all of those things tie together even though they don't... "From pornstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters! So tune in LIVE on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the live chat to shape the conversation! Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 40 Holding Down the Forty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 69:30


    Santino & Dayne catch up on the latest news from the week and dive in to some twitter drama Dayne found himself in due to the 2010's top 4 rappers and a long Vegas hangover. "From pornstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters! So tune in LIVE on Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the conversation. Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 39 Self Made & Hungry (with MC)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 91:41


    This week we are joined by hip hop artist and founder of Chapo Gang, MC of SelfMadeFam to discuss what its like trying to come up in todays music industry, and how things have changed for artists over the years. "From pornstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters so tune in LIVE on Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the conversation. Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 38 Flexible in Body & Mind (with Jamie Lee)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 85:10


    Our guest this week is Personal Development Coach, Yogi, founder of MS. BROWN, and all around worldly human, Jamie Lee! "From pornstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters so tune in LIVE on Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the conversation. Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 37 Howard Stern Made Me Do it (with Tabitha Stevens)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 109:23


    This week we are joined by the lovely and perpetually positive, Tabitha Stevens! She is a 25x guest on The Howard Stern Show, 5x guest on Dr. 90210, 2007 AVN Hall of Fame inductee, and a TV, Film, Video actress & producer. "From pornstars to politics" you never know what to expect from Santino & Dayne on Failure Made Monsters so tune in LIVE on Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube & Twitch and join in on the conversation. Find where to watch upcoming and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 36 Scummy Little Secrets (with Sidney Scum)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 76:35


    This week we are joined all the way from Berlin, Germany by DJ, actor, and pro domme Sidney Scum! We catch up on current events, then chat about Germany's lockdown, body transformations, geeking out on gaming, and how to continue dominating dudes digitally... or not. Tune in Friday at 6pm PST on YouTube & Twitch. Find all viewing links and past episodes at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 35 Eat Wheaties & Make Movies! (with David J. Phillips)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 59:14


    Our guest this week is film producer David Phillps (Amateur Night, Mighty Oak) to chat about how flamboyant Santino is in real life as well as his new upcoming film "Eat Wheaties" starring Tony Hale, Alan Tudyk, Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Chalke, & more! Join us LIVE this Friday at 6pm PST as we catch up on current events, chat about the stupidity of committing crimes on Venmo, our love for movies, the small world of the film festival circuit, and more!

    ✖️Ep. 34 Guess who's back? Back again!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 71:55


    After a sudden hiatus, the boys are back in town! Find out why the sudden break, things get deep talking about the passing of the legend DMX, the guys play catchup on the last few weeks, and chat about the latest nonsense of the day. Join us LIVE on YouTube & Twitch at 6 pm pst / 9pm est on Friday. www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 33 Happy One Year Coronaversary!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 78:07


    Santino & Dayne reflect on one year in the great Pandemy, vaccine news, Dayne's trip back home to Chicago, and angry twitter fax machine tweets. Join us LIVE on YouTube & Twitch at 6 pm pst / 9pm est. www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 32 Tour Shenanigans & Rare Diseases (with Andrew Plotkin & Jen Roman)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 87:51


    Former tour manager, Andrew Plotkin, joins us this week to talk about hijinks on the road with artists like Chester Bennington, Stone Temple Pilots, Adam Gontier (Three Days Grace), The Dreamers and even our own Santino and his bandScarlet Carson. Plus, early in the show we're joined by rare disease advocate, Jennifer Roman! Tune in Fridays LIVE at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on Twitch & YouTube. Find all you need to get through the day at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 31 Psychology, Wrestling, & Video Games (with Frankie Rae aka Annie Cruz)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 91:42


    What if we told you we were speaking with a SiriusXM radio host, a Psychology Major, a professional wrestling podcast co-host, a variety Twitch Streamer, a former adult film actress, a gamer, and a cosplayer.... and they were all the same person? Santino & Dayne are once again joined by the multi-talented and multi-faceted Miss Frankie Rae aka Annie Cruz on this weeks episode of Failure Made Monsters! Tune in LIVE & watch the full episode exclusively on YouTube & Twitch! Links @ www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 30 Reign in Booze (with Matt Slayer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 92:14


    This week we prod the podcast purveyor of plastered pornstars, professional person, Matt Slayer, host of "And Now We Drink"! Join us LIVE on Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST exclusively on YouTube and Twitch (Links @ www.FailureMadeMonsters.com).

    ✖️Ep. 29 Impeachy Keen (with John Poveromo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 78:46


    Impeachment: THE SEQUEL! Santino & Dayne chat about the current events and work hard to get themselves all canceled with comedian and writer John Poveromo! Tune in LIVE & join the conversation on Friday @ 6pm PST / 9pm EST on Youtube & Twitch.

    ✖️Ep. 28 Numetal Time Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 63:31


    Santino & Dayne forgo their usual current event catchup because they simply cannot be fucking bothered to talk about jewish space lasers... and a comment about Santino's visible mall kid must, spins out of control in to an hour plus chat about numetal, hip hop, and other goodies from the early naughts. Join us, wont you?

    ✖️Ep. 27 The Pump & Dump (with Erin Warner)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 100:36


    Now that Kentucky Fried Voldemort is out of office, we can talk about other things! Episode 27 finds us joined by our friend (copywriter extraordinaire) Erin Warner, to chat about the people of the land sticking it to Wall Street and taking their slice of the pie through the use of numbers and memes. Let's chat stocks, gamestop, wallstreet bets, doge coin, elon, and all that maddddddnessssssss.

    ✖️Ep. 26 Back At It Like A Crack Addict

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 72:48


    We're back to kick off Season 2 of Failure Made Monsters to discuss the month of madness we missed while off the air. NOTE: This will be the last episode broadcast on Facebook so be sure to follow Santino & Dayne on Twitch or subscribe to the Mainstream Misfits YouTube Channel to watch future live broadcasts. All links at www.FailureMadeMonsters.com

    ✖️Ep. 25 The End of the Beginning (with John Poveromo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 134:01


    Well somehow we've managed to do this for 25 weeks straight with no breaks... until now! Join Santino, Dayne with special guest, comedian John Poveromo, for the last episode of 2020! FAILURE MADE MONSTERS will return in January after the fellas have recharged their anger and tried out all the new signature sex moves they've learned about in the first 25 episodes.

    ✖️Ep. 23 Dick Eating Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 124:50


    This week Dayne & Santino talk about Dayne's face in the photo currently attached to this broadcast where he is clearly performing fellatio on an apparition... plus, crazy court cases, a changing film industry, and our future plans for defiling specters. Join us every Friday LIVE @ 6pm PST and get involved in the interactive chat on YouTube.

    ✖️Ep. 22 Black Friday Sideshow

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 81:21


    Santino & Dayne attempt to speak with special guest Max Illidge of 40 Below Summer but experience technical difficulties throughout the broadcast and struggle valiantly to fill the time with nonsense and dick jokes! Tune in for the live video podcast with interactive chat every Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube, Twitch, & Facebook!

    ✖️Ep. 21 The FreezeHer (with Rocky Russo & Alley Kat)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 66:54


    Santino & Dayne reschedule their guest and drink away their worries with friends Alley Kat & Rocky Russo while discussing the headlines of the week! Tune in for the live video podcast with interactive chat every Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube, Twitch, & Facebook!

    ✖️Ep. 20 Bare Butt Cheeks at the Vatican (with Vampirephilia & Andrea Hunter)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 90:36


    Santino & Dayne play catch up on current events, the 2020 election results, coronavirus, hot dog stand mirages, and exposed butt cheeks at the Vatican! And are joined by our special guest, model and owner of Straight Outta The Coffin, Ashley aka Vampirephilia. Tune in for the live video podcast with live interactive chat every Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube, Twitch, & Facebook!

    ✖️Ep. 19 Special 2020 Election "Coverage" + Alcohol with Fraandz Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 93:58


    Santino & Dayne are back for another Failure Made Monsters LIVE 2020 election episode with guests, results, analysis, debunking conspiracy nonsense, Santino going on a tirade, and even more alcohol! Tune in for the live video podcast with interactive chat every Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube, Twitch, & Facebook! Fully interactive and always entertaining, join us, wont you?

    ✖️Ep. 18 Special 2020 Election "Coverage" + Alcohol with Fraandz

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 106:45


    Santino & Dayne went off schedule for a special Failure Made Monsters LIVE 2020 election “coverage” with guests, results, and copious amounts of alcohol! Aiming to ease your anxiety with facts + shenanigans. Tune in for the live video podcast with interactive chat every Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube, Twitch, & Facebook! Our Guests: John Poveromo & Mike Lowther

    ✖️Ep. 17 Ask Ghoulmaster (with Pete Carter)✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 89:56


    Just in time for Halloween.. the man of many faces... creator of Ghoulmaster, professional Michael Jackson impersonator (with MJs actual autograph tattooed on to his back!), a photographer, a director, and leader of his own quirky cult, Pete Carter! Tune in for the live video podcast with live interactive chat every Friday at 6pm PST / 9pm EST on YouTube, Twitch, & Facebook!

    ✖️Ep. 16 Inverted Vampire Sex (with SHOCKTHEMONSTER)✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 70:24


    Santino & Dayne catch up on the latest news, the final 2020 Presidential debate, Coronavirus spiking like TO on the Dallas star, and NEW MUSIC. They are also joined by good friend, multi-talented artist, and singer of the bands Neon Coven & Mursic, SHOCKTHEMONSTER! Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

    ✖️Ep. 15 Toilet Training Selfish Lovers (with Alley Kat)✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 63:13


    Santino & Dayne catch up on the latest news about useless senate hearings, voting tips for LA, announce new Failure Made Monsters music, and later discuss toilet training selfish lovers with model, Alley Kat, in episode 15 of the FM Monsters Weekly Live Cast! Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

    ✖️Ep. 14: Ask Her For Her Venmo (with John Poveromo)✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 97:07


    Santino & Dayne welcome comedian John Poveromo to crack entirely too many perfectly appropriate jokes about Pence's small tiny blacked winged unaccompanied conscience and sweet financial bedroom moves. Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

    ✖️Ep. 13 The Candy Man (with Brandon Williams)✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 61:55


    In Episode 13 Santino & Dayne chat about the circus event that was the first Presidential Debate, Trumps Covid-19 October surprise diagnosis, and later in the show are joined by model, actor, & recording artist Brandon Williams. Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

    ✖️Ep. 12: Guest Roulette Edition✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 74:29


    Santino & Dayne open up the show to the fans! Links were posted to social media for fans to join the live cast on a first come, first serve basis. The fellas chat with some awesome fans and old friends who hopped on line early to chat about whatever comes up! Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

    ✖️Ep. 11: Makers Cream (with Michael Pulley)✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 71:07


    Episode 11 finds us joined by actor & model, Michael Pulley also seen showing of his guns all over Instagram and the cover of Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 (true story!). We catch up on Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

    ✖️Ep. 10: The Masseuse Caboose (with Rocky Russo)✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 72:02


    Santino & Dayne are joined by friend of the show and man who is 45% beard, 64% jiggalo, 100% guaranteed to steal your girl and slather her in beard oil, and 13.5% not great at math, Mr. Rocky Russo! Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

    ✖️Ep. 9: Baby Wiping Power Rangers (with Kingnyne)✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 75:35


    We ask the hard hitting questions with musician and filmmaker Kingnyne about how he digitally set Santino on fire, his sweet Power Rangers ringtone, his new ventures in to film production, and whether or not he approves in eating the booty. Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

    ✖️Ep. 8: Batman's Emo Phase (with Marc Aces)✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 92:24


    Dealt with some technical difficulties and some received horrible news live on air... but we made it through and had a great chat with Santino's wife Jetson, and the psycho tattooed bartender / bodyguard / film critic, Marc Aces. Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

    ✖️Ep. 7: NJ Has Its Own Time Zone (with Clinton Cunanan)✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 66:34


    The boys of Failure Made Monsters are joined by lead singer of Another Lost Year, Clinton Cunanan, where he chats about his long term bromance with Santino, playing Sturgis, and how he convinced his bandmate that NJ was in its own time zone. Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

    ✖️Ep. 6: Surprise Tattoo! (with Annie Cruz & Payton Sin Claire)✖️

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 74:36


    Retired adult actress, Sirius XM host, and Twitch streamer Frankie Rae (aka Annie Cruz) and adult film star and cam girl Payton Sin Claire join us to chat about gummy bear enemas, double standards, and gaming gaming gaming! PLUS, Payton has a big surprise for our own Dayne The Great. Fully interactive and always entertaining, come and cause some trouble with us LIVE every Friday at 6pm PST.

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