One-note Solo

Rich and Josh discuss smokescreens, trade, a lot of time alone, new spaces, leaving, being down and being grateful, birthday party clown, definitely still dead, scuppered, moving the goalposts, warm nostalgia, success, perfect size for big show, jumping to conclusions, gators from Florida, the sound engineer’s fault, highlights of the week, being jazzed, melding into the performance, feeling short, the best pleased, entry-level philosophy class for music majors, a constant flow, and Neil Young’s Tuscaloosa.Next time: Roxy: Tonight's the Night Live

Rich and Josh discuss triggered in 2020, half-note solo, exquisite corpse, third party phone service, unlimited evenings and weekends, designated delivery person, nothing from Margaret, candy-grams, stiff upper lips, misreading the situation, university emails, great Northern people, seeming fairly happy, scrambling to readjust plans, the birth of our saviour, tummy problems, mailing the degree, fun legal things, eating in restaurants, pulling out an inhaler, introductory videos, pretending to be tired, batching, keeping the magic alive, an inflated sense of success, flying out of January buzzing, tickling feet to get running, engaging in nostalgia, a live record again, Starbucks, breaking fire code regulations, dodgy dealings, editorializing, not connecting, audience participation, not even knowing you wanted it, subpar versions, something from the new album, a musician’s responsibility, and Neil Young’s Live at the Cellar Door.Next time: Tuscaloosa

Rich and Josh discuss waking up early, feeling anxious, whole pots of coffee, mandolin in the morning, crushing days, gym parties, after exercise drinks, industrial estates, trust issues in people, invigoration, getting really ripped for Christmas, yodelling guy from the south, infinite support, the bastard stepchild of John Wick, red badge, tiny little salt shaker things, spelunker dudes, emotional attachments, acceptance, bulking up the back and that middle, District 2, a little dirt, celebritytransplant.com, beard-growth rollers, the Devil’s crossroads, eating olives, doesn’t feel live, the sounds of fireworks and cannons, Canadian art, scaling back, going against type, difficult things to measure, being cool in high school, and Neil Young’s Return to Greendale.Next time: Live at the Cellar Door

Rich and Josh discuss rabbling, social media, the fringes of lock-downs, talking yourself out of it, having two issues, elbow bumps, getting in your own head, the foot tap, staying afloat, the ugly that you bump, Zoom dog walks, being content with not doing much, detaching your brain, 4am people, hanging around until midnight, things worse than my journal, Blending, mostly selling CDs, swivel metal spinny things, fedoras, smacking of desperation, entering film festivals, starting off kind of cool, feeling cheated out of it, obsession, ALL CAPS, and Neil Young’s Where the Buffalo Roam.Next time: Return to Greendale

Rich and Josh discuss the little coats, greys above the ear, one colour black, cosmetic eggs, natural blurred, chipped and rashed, summer being over, overdoses, movies that are dark, vampires suffering from the sniffles, bicycles moving by themselves, checking our blindspots, arenas, supernatural motor vehicle collisions, kicking a camera, coughing in the office, being out of time, tuning up , Americana as Fuck, the fiction of “Old Man,” human farms, firing Mickey, and Neil Young’s Live at Massey Hall 1971.Next time: The Times

Rich and Josh discuss the Coneheads, Turtles in Time, slapping it together, defending a masterpiece, recipes for success, the French, a volume issue, the bildungsroman, a collage of stuff, a bit of a downer, an increased pace, no clear patterns, wizards and goblins, expectations being too high, a toughman exterior, the Beach Boys, big audiences, screaming overtop of Dave Grohl’s guitars, chat sections, the home advantage, FOGO, figuring out what to do with your time, watching films and Fraser, coming back to seven, and Neil Young’s Journey Through the Past.Next time: Live at Massey Hall 1971(Thanks for your patience)

Rich and Josh discuss the view of life, buying in, walk ‘round an entire loch, sleeping it off, scamming the scammers, trusting Stephen, £100 in the bank account, dream holiday to Sri Lanka, eggplant cocktails, guessing for comedy, rewarded with the couch gag, lap desk, loafer levels, breathing in each other’s mouths, chicken periods, WOOF WOOF Farm, bringing in your plates and bowls, inheriting property, loving your little life, rain sounds, back in ’78, mixing, that guy who’s not Beck, drums sounding flat, Jawas, half of the day in the desert, feeling it on your feet, sadder vibes, and Neil Young’s Live Rust.Next time: Journey Through the Past

Rich and Josh discuss afternoon beer, responsibility to the brand, pure adrenaline, dressing up as old people, new versions of the show, wheat-based breakfast flakes, the death of cuttlefish, traditional abductions, knitting with your own hair, a sense of significance in the world, feedback for children, hitting a peak, the longevity of a skate career, feeling what it’s like to fly again, Animorphs, forest fires, charred remains, director chairs, Bullhorn 102: Electric Bullhorns, coping mechanisms, staring with a POV shot, looking at these old hands, shaking fists at clouds, taking llamas for a walk, the ‘90s, hiking until you die, a flamingo-esque reign, CGI rain, high-rise gates, the history of these cats, having a bear anywhere, and Neil Young’s Porch Session.Next time: More sessions?

Rich and Josh discuss nodding off, gathering thoughts, bad name for a bar, technically, attention spans, putting free time to good use, haircuts opening, satire and parody, taking breaks in films, knowing when breakfast was, a patchwork of recordings, spreading out over thirteen months, everyone on meth, claiming it’s her baby, that sort of country thing, cannon fodder, new managers, continuing to deliver content, falling in love with an actress, Chateau Marmont, purpose and reactions, always being in each other’s life, rock and roll in its infancy, the prostitute movie, descending into a ball of depression, and Neil Young’s Homegrown.Next time: We’re building a mystery.

Rich and Josh discuss glasses on the floor, 9:30am coffee, infinite things, having the choice, eyeballs in our wine, these new times, slowly pushing it back, inflammation, natural supplements, getting off the news, Wim Hof, running ten times faster, shadowboxing, barely liking walking, ASMR Barnyard, giant cuddly things, letters from the chicken union, getting more timid with age, hatching pigs, the musical equivalent of Zooey Deschanel, uke flak, left-hand morality, the chicken song, leaning into it, aging well like a fine old man, and Neil Young’s Barnyard Session.Next time: Whatever Neil cooks up.

Rich and Josh discuss being allowed to use pen, being left-handed, sending cards, text-heavy documents, cards, the ugly duckling story, making thank you cards redundant, waxing versus waning, banging through the building, sleeping in the kitchen, a man driving a Ferrari, TV in the bed, forty minutes max, thinking that I am disturbing someone, five or six substitutes, rambling jaunts, ten times longer than this needs to be, standing right next to the wall, waiting until inspiration strikes, travelling with fire, and Neil Young’s fourth fireside session.Next time: Hopefully more fireside sessions

Rich and Josh discuss self-identifying as clean-shaven, high school summer romance, peak beard, new chapter, new magic, hanging out the window, an old filing cabinet, broken links, North America, slowing down a bit, younger timeless persons, being cheeky, rotoscoping, shutter sounds, a pub in the garden, lairy guys, one woman on the crew, audiobooks, medical ads, horseshoes and clamps, weird cuts, showing behind the curtain, Tech Talk with Josh and Rich, 57% good days, bean trousers, the Lord’s day, doing a rolly polly on the bed, the nation needing football, and Neil Young’s first fireside session.Next time: Hopefully more fireside sessions

Rich and Josh discuss whole new world, normal cow milk, soaking and blending, the harder bits, decadence, weather starting to get nicer, paying off now, systems, little stacking tables, different personalities, trying on clothes, more calls, user-generated content, 1998 webcams, warehouse weights, justified exercise, templates, a lot of free time on his hands, opposite the coffee shop, a proxy for hanging out, waiting for the grocery store man to show up, feet puppets and Neil Young’s third fireside session.Next time: Hopefully more fireside sessions

Rich and Josh discuss real pants, joy from frugality, storing oil, connecting to the outside world, cheese plants, acceptable behaviour, sitting in the dark, little problems you can solve, offsetting a rainy day, crying in different rooms, dating functions, cardiovascular effort, lifting chairs, Voldemort-style, experiences on the table, affairs, a lot of potatoes to go around, essential worker roles, master switches, train sets from 1953, cabinet sounds, this different situation, clean snow angels, the original party, bashing out the hits, cutting to the bathroom, soap operas, Shakey Pictures, studying performances, using your thumb, robot versions of ourselves, building around him, end shots, singing at each other, a piece of a tractor, and Neil Young’s second fireside session.Next time: Hopefully more fireside sessions

Rich and Josh discuss hearths, moving out, pretending she’s a Shakespeare, 2031, little holes, the virtual realm, low fees, triple dancing, pizza parties, meat ice cream, B.Y.O. bubbles, water zappers, sweet spots, blasting it out, being authentically us, our Meghan, a lot of time for Harry and William, costumes, fancy dress, the Angel of the North, being born into titles, dark dark times, heartbreaking baby, being in on the in-joke, normal rules not applying, stomp beat, infinite turnstiles, carnivals, out of office replies, pulled jobs, making environments, prison workouts, rats in a cage on a face, a delayed January, weird times, advancing past the doughnut, back hair, staying positive, being grateful, so much business in the back, medium people, always Mulan, and honourable Neil Young mentions.Next time: What’s nextReward levels:5¥: Virtual high-five—personalized10¥: Virtual high-ten—personalized20¥: Virtual hang-ten—personalized wave crest breaking50¥: Virtual Insanity—dance with us75¥: Record your outgoing voicemail personalized name100¥: Cyber advice—your relationship, financial, or other problems500¥: Pizza party—provide your own pizza1000¥: Call with family member of your choice2500¥: Bathtub bonanza—maximum six guests5000¥: Guest on the show10000¥: Scented letter and locks of hair50000¥: Hear the lost ten minutes100000¥: Rich’s plus-one to wedding

Rich and Josh discuss sneeze inclusivity, GIFs, pardoning your French, The Question Show, downtime, direct quotes, the qualifications of judging people, children of divorce, Dashboard situations, skiffle bands, a little door in between, Winnipeg, being sold by the cover, leading you down a path, getting the bongos, how to approach it now, waiting for the wave, sapiosexuality, group stages, destiny, kissing with your eyes open, and review Rich’s top five Neil Young rankings.Next time: Honourable mentions

Rich and Josh discuss staring at the sun, Cocaine Henry, clapping at a distance, free forks, keeping noise to a minimum, just Jean, crying out for more modern country, not sleeping, boxing in the snow, making clothes in the library, being fearless in your approach, honorary degrees, memorability, haunting distorted harmonica, Neil Young humour, full Hollywood orchestras, Mr. Foucault, a fair bottom, massive walking contradictions, arranged marriages, the brown-eyed approach, and review Rich’s bottom five Neil Young rankings.Next time: Rich’s Top Five

Rich and Josh discuss pinnacles of fashion, mechanic’s uniform, cucumber munching, pulling back the cellophane, water and green, meandering, classic film, experimental artists, 200 hours of Neil Young, catastrophic thinking, the rapture, big ol’ septuagenarians, recording at such an elevation, ultrarunning, loving routine and structure, the flow state, con-cushions, dedicated vending machines, excuses for falling off the wagon, Mars bars, rehashing, trying to be horses, giving motion to a song, making a record, The Coffee Stutterers, the original manic pixie dream girl, Batman on the grip-tape, lying about scars, Weird Bodies United, and Neil Young’s Colorado.Next time: Reviewing Rich’s Rankings

Rich and Josh discuss Canadian Goosebumps, garbage pits, Virginia Woolf’s room filled with computers, reflections at eighty, thumb pulp, double-blind studies, being too happy, a replacement jellybean, too dark to work, recording in the bathroom, no pain, every piece of medicine, Christmas sandwiches, being pretty knackered, slasher fiction, £3000 commitments, clouds of despair, having a balance, Redcar, dating the Prime Minister, speaking as a parent, George Burns’s cigar, in-jokes, sounding pretty stoned, Bono playing a drum solo, great piano bits, teasing with “Hurricane,” sitting on the floor, literally someone to take care of you, Carrie Snodgress, tpk56, getting in the bed and having a sing, robot vacuum cleaners, lifted moods, not liking the banjo, providing for what they came for, sounding so beautiful, one of the greatest songs ever, really believing it, dead people in life, the Neil Young that everyone likes, tickets to a giant bathtub, and Neil Young’s Songs for Judy.Next time: Colorado

Rich and Josh discuss peacocks, the end of a decade, a cape with no regard, the vegan masses, plants with feelings, living that dangerous life, a difference in the fabric, immediate family prime, jogging pants, a big blurred patch, the most intimate of moments, threatening to move to Canada, cutting for time, Harold the Google Man, being politically motivated, firing forward, consenting to my photo life, fan service, placating, vampire theme songs, having it tattooed on your body, recycled bamboo, slam poetry, planet wreckers, wide audiences, base level decency, giant bed palace, small spaces, lumberjack demons, animal convicts, a baboon done for tax evasion, and Neil Young’s The Visitor.Next time: Songs for Judy

Rich and Josh discuss describing yourself, dancing to “Hitchhiker,” getting on the blower, ditching the band, Life After Youth, not connecting in a while, being put in a room with a guitar, sounding stony, little broken voices, Nebraska, thinking you’re playing great, situational anxiety, alcoholism and bands, everything is a balance, being affected by the weather, not being China, snowbirds, standing everywhere, motorcycle touring, being out of character, something haunting, getting everything set up, the passing of time, peeking behind the curtain, a robot in the house, Kazoodoo, Yoda getting a girlfriend, framing well, an opposite conversation, patting yourself on the back, break-ins, and Neil Young's Hitchhiker.Next time: The Visitor

Rich and Josh discuss tipping, 11 American dollars, different milk, Elizabeth Hurley, four-move checkmate, sounding like an old person, animated moves, catching up, regular fantasies, slowly dying, plant music, bread and butter, out of touch guys, remembering your mother’s maiden name, stompy drums, cars backfiring, distorted harmonica inside your head, throwing it somewhere in the middle, the lowest spot, spending more time, a sense of urgency, making sense in context, mixed reviews, super switched on, not really saying much, strange creepy weird behaviour, little avocado joy, and Neil Young's Peace Trail.Next time: Hitchhiker

Rich and Josh discuss dull fogs, headache people, the Tylenol Murders, Trunk or Treat, vegan gym man, that vampiric look, broad and not deep, two for being indecisive, decision fatigue, being muffled by a gourd on his head, beans and rice or kale, Howl-o-ween®, random animal stuff, high in the mix, the middle of a beehive, misrepresentation, ham-fisting stuff so much, sounding edgy, two hundred pound dollars, getting rid of the birds, metronomes, going to see a concert, Pilates five days a week, getting rid of the ranch, forming opinions, Your Move, and Neil Young's Earth.Next time: Peace Trail

Rich and Josh discuss The Great Escape, three minutes, dribbling it in the air, getting your macros, Bop It Extreme, looking like you’re trying, whooshing around, different paths, thinning in the back, No Wash November, feeling rough, tickling your 1970s Neil-bone, dragged to death, something you’d expect, Careless Whispering your way through life, sitting wrong, no rap at all, knowing what you are talking about, soulless blues, the Warner Brothers Dream, changing the dog watch, posh boy trousers, not seeing Ryan Gosling, roadrunners, sideburns, giant dog heads, washing more, and Neil Young's Bluenote Café.Next time: Earth

Rich and Josh discuss pepper sachets, being pretty deadly, to steal a dog, security footage, being real cut forever, sage advice, coaxing it out of you, old men in their seventies, Lucas Nightlight, Li’l Baby Willie, Tom Jones in Canada, passing as Crazy Horse, having something to say, farmholes, lawsuits, barrels, sequels, activism, being on the same page, ring tones, Solid Snake’s codex, pyramid schemes, and Neil Young's The Monsanto Years.Next time: Bluenote Café

Rich and Josh discuss being over the edge, winter clothes, doubloonies, smoking, contributing domestically, the difficulty of wearing clothes, stretchy jeans, guffing, Slappy Nappy, digging deep, homages to new loves, smart trees, Soggy Bottom Boys, fruitarians, nicely packaged metaphors, boys’ names, Master Chief, Michael Bublé, cheap casinos, orchestra-heavy paths, nightmarish blues bars, uninteresting major and minor arrangements, Yosemite, uni friends, hiring an automatic, pride, cat drivers, transformative experiences, not enough toilets, respect for nature, getting too close to the line, Thai fighters, and Neil Young's Storytone.Next time: The Monsanto Years

Rich and Josh discuss Saturday morning in Canada, cicadas, time machines, consciousness, Rayne-incarnations, joy joy joy, trying and failing, peaking over the wall, big machines, seventh sons, non-technical ideas, waveforms, parting with your money, super high-quality devices, a lot of heart, Scottish golf musicians, phone-booth aesthetics, communicating with the dead, skipping the first track, playing the same handful of songs, haunting framing, heart-wrenching longing, wondering if he remembers me at all, sounding older than you are, naïve love, being vegan, luminous yellow urine, being self-conscious, data collection, falling in the middle, getting back on track, and Neil Young's A Letter Home.Next time: Storytone

Rich and Josh discuss popular music, women writers 1660-1800, Tennessee’s industries, looking good wet, the effort you put into looking decent, narrowly missing disaster, waterproof hair, selfless acts, sleeping forms, wiping down, hot tubs, getting a bit pruny, looking relaxed, putting sweat on sweat, the most Canadian thing in the world, job-stoppers, carbonics, Josh’s Musical Jingles, hip-hop haircuts, bad homework assignments, NTSC back in the day, something awry here, the top five songs of 2012, Ezra Pound, audible cruelty, chunky chunky guitars, thumping drums, signalling rural life, little piano noodles, and Neil Young's Psychedelic Pill.Next time: A Letter Home

Rich and Josh discuss vandals, smashing knees, losing our number-one position, horse microphones, wedding planning, skill development, the virginity thing, the Serious-ham Spectrum, throes of passion, a good night’s sleep, loving the meatballs, so far removed from salmon, dog bunkbeds, the start of a horror movie, cold-weather snotface, efficient systems, jellyfish shots, birds with faces, catch noises, Internet crime, pretty big bowls, bobbing up and down, bookshelves, snipers, lemons, limes, a bit of butter, and Neil Young's Americana.Next time: Psychedelic Pill

Rich and Josh discuss shaving the sides, the vernal equinox, getting more equatorial, seasoned stag do participants, Vegan Diner Town, general life that people actually want, shirts from days gone by, marking the occasion with a portobello mushroom, highlight reels, blind-drunk dancing to Tears for Fears, hook, line, and sinkers, bloody country and western fiddle shit, leaving Ireland, getting trapped in a bar, jerkied gerbil, getting too boozy, learning to live with your mistakes, alpha-male music, beautiful little triangles, all of our angles, interpretive dance, listening as fan, schmaltzy poops, nature’s fireworks, all that independence and Neil Young's A Treasure.Next time: Americana

Rich and Josh discuss Holocaust metaphors, learning while you sleep, taking on the role of Chuck, vacuum cleaners, toilet papers, slabs of wood, being raw, feeling unfinished, those arms, tuning out a long time ago, getting right into the forks, remembering vegans, eating rice off a knife, loose fives, fart breaks, productivity, studio drinks, mayonnaise on everything, piñatas, the best shape of your life, perfect hair always, always being on time, jumping 6 inches higher, a slight chill, credits, being a wizard, and Neil Young's Le Noise.Next time: A Treasure

Rich and Josh discuss different angles, physically and morally, Coco before and after, professional recording spaces, chopping them open, barn fire, blood diversion, moving in, areas on the floor, looking busy, bean snacks, forgetting how to be around people, exposure therapy, the saddest part, pre-nightmares, slumber songs, my eventual downfall, the car’s fault, microinterations, loving rockabilly, just him and guitar, blues bars, campfires, never listening, and Neil Young's Fork in the Road.Next time: Le Noise

Rich and Josh discuss self-defence, feet fish, banning straws, running late, taking your clothes off, uncomfortable silences, chests out, cutting the small talk, robot masseuses, the process of bulking, lifting benches, no time for chitchat, the closest hole, paronychia, just smashing it, low levels of risk, being too polite, not hearing you scream, great looks, taking some responsibility, fashion corner, sympathy beans, being a shuffle-man, Mr. Gains, waiting for Neil, Polkaroo, lids on cribs, nice wheels, falling into waffles, chiming away in the background, wedding presents, and Neil Young's Chrome Dreams II.Next time: Fork in the Road

Rich and Josh discuss old shirts, feeling free, belly button food, sympathetic responses, loving it, glimmers of hope, sludgy and crunchy guitars, going back through them all, good crops, focus, really good high school bands, together holding hands on the edge, holding onto that swan’s neck, flatscreen TVs, divorcing before death, the same cut twice, booking ahead of time, scheduling a crisis, time-travelling, perfectionism, one-upping Zuckerberg, foam fingers, immersion therapy, treading water, being overwhelmed with happiness, looking more like a turtle, and Neil Young's Living with War.Next time: Chrome Dreams II

Rich and Josh discuss carpet coats, feeling uncomfortable, zippers and buttons, ripping open your poppers, focusing reading, showing off, giving less of a shit, little beetle faces, keeping the same colour, scrolling in the bath, clunky, lambs and donkeys and sheeps, heartstring-pullers, minor surgery, skinny skinny legs, well-read children, free grandad care, the caretaking aspect, womb gambling, kissing women, borlotti beans, making an error, scrolling where you want to, no place for wackiness, prison workouts, PaRappa the Rapper and Neil Young's Prairie Wind.Next time: Living With War

Rich and Josh discuss working on your book, Turtles ‘R’ Us, brand ambassadors, tuning on stage, tubes and subways, maintaining Canadian citizenship, small-town America, exhaustion, nostalgia, concept albums, fleshed out characters, Carson McCullers, karma, attic windows, sky burials, skeletons in suits, legit birds, not connecting, slogs, burnt out qualities, student essays, heartbreaking refrains, interesting approaches, songs about cats, some sort of emotion that isn’t anger, megaphones, remote cabins, sounding well Northern, and Neil Young's Greendale.Next time: Prairie Wind

Rich and Josh discuss Daylight Savings Time, Glaswegians, pain, surfing the web, being blown away, busboards, finishing moves, making promises and breaking them, vegan gyms, being able to tell, brimming with sex, passion, songwriting, turning up, getting political, funny men, John Mayer jeans, Slipknot cutoffs, living in 1955, blending into a mush, unreliable narrators, not going too deep, internships, 3am in the morning, soaking your head, infinite loops, ideas of paradise, and Neil Young's Are You Passionate?Next time: Greendale

Rich and Josh discuss national leagues, stressful situations, cleaning the windows, confrontation, overhangs, an introduction to vagina-making, breaking the mould, losing sleep, a million stones, Fight Fit, YouTube feuds, not bringing a pen, chewing hard gum, mewing your way into feeling better, yogic breathing, super defined forehead, The Hammer, playing to death, legitimizing behaviour, being mean to ghosts, weak sauce, Mr. Hardpants, magnetism, bad dad rock, pseudoscientific back doctors, cat formula, Starseed activation, and Neil Young's Road Rock Vol. 1: Friends & Relatives.Next time: Are You Passionate?

Rich and Josh discuss protein, grainy teeth, dinner ladies, the laughs we had, blue bubblegum drinks, chats with Mum, eyeliner, pretty precious lives, no clay, stunt driving, not doing it for awards, rock-and-rollers, stripping down, Gameboy Camera, getting cut short, filling sound, social days, measuring up to the plant, great love, Marie Kondo’s inspiration, incompatible software, thinking about reading about Scottish Clans, hanging out with a puppy and person, and Neil Young's Silver & Gold.Next time: Road Rock Vol. 1

Rich and Josh discuss nice hats, rapid loss, translucence, private calls, sushi, teriyaki beef, parrot pizzas, fresh air, saving the planet, Campylobacter, nesting, kissing your dog a lot, handwashing, going to court, Flat Earth, paper clutter, sparking joy, minimalism, putting the bell in the kettle, Russian accents, the hotter you get, leaving the country, changes in posture, balls to the wall, the day-to-day, pigeons, trying to be positive, four guys who want to rock, recording in the back of the venue, using all the mushrooms, getting a deal, and Neil Young's Year of the Horse.Next time: Silver & Gold

Rich and Josh discuss losing weight, dogs, test tubes, taking a peak, trackies, water weight, spiritual experiences, buying a coffee, heaven, Heelys, acting, living in the banister, consciousness, universal changes and mind-blowing experiences, judo, school plays, Cleanruss, big impacts, real pop bangers, Neil’s late teens, countless rooms, not sticking around, doing your best, the X-Men theme, flesh doughnuts, free food, rolling down the aisle, and Neil Young's Broken Arrow.Next time: Year of the Horse

Rich and Josh discuss being treat like a guest, awards, savings, external validation, the Christmas Period, perkiness, mortgages, not knowing how to make money, working class chumps, preparing for our inevitable downfall, ridiculous versions of yourself, the anxieties of life, kicking computer balls, scanning your house, redecoration, flying on confidence, more than enough, poaching Pearl Jam, pirate songs, Chris O’Donnell’s face, stalker problems, not just rock, doing one on your own, Happy Place, pouring petrol, and Neil Young's Mirrorball.Next time: Broken Arrow

Rich and Josh discuss the danger zone, December, yoga classes, parties, social interactions, devil’s spawn, education, little lies, bell jars, sour air, vegan ordering, existential confidence, shoulder-tapping, secret Christmas songs, WordArt, teen queens, trolleys, men of international things, fancy big people cars, the result of influence, ostriches, emus, and Neil Young's Sleeps with Angels.Next time: Mirror Ball

Rich and Josh discuss eco-friendly coats, plastic pellets, evolution, slowly turning into you, spirit weeks, shirts, bulk buying, energy conscientiousness, lateral raises, tumours, individual nose-prints, dentistry, delicious fish, polyscheduling, mortgage rates, ghostwriters, Nokia headaches, professional listeners, the length of a funeral, deeper and slower, colonialism, America, Sir Jackie Chan, expelliarmus, and Neil Young's Unplugged.Next time: Sleeps with Angels

Rich and Josh discuss moose nipples, global warming for your brain, the four humours, multiverses, martial arts documentaries, being a bit racist, reincarnation, ghost dogs, a lack of education, hardcore punk rock ways, dressing up, pretending you're a dragon, out-of-body experiences, masculinity, shuddering, accents, reunions, slow burns, refunds, marriage, killing Bill, plastic guitar nuts, cans and cans and cans and cans and cans of soda, sexy cougar shows, '90s monkey movies, internships, being too real, a bit of a banjo, Elton John, choir, being afraid of the dark, funny feelings, youknowimright, being the Buddha, and Neil Young's Harvest Moon.Next time: Unplugged

Rich and Josh discuss ouroboros, not minding feet, Clooney’s eyes, bringing your parrot to work, wanting a falcon, living in the world, an army of black cats, thinking it’s night-time, losing hope, affecting your walking, brainwaves in the bath, shower thoughts, shoes and nudity, water damage, waking up in the dark, Greenwich Unfair Time, sleep masks, canine inspiration, electric faeries, second sleep, slow mornings, Sonic Youth, running out of material, coffee in your oatmeal, looking extra cool, the best soundtrack in the world, closing the windows, funky jam bits, double-spacing, making room on the shelf, repeating yourself, irreversible hearing damage, and Neil Young's Arc.Next time: Harvest Moon

Rich and Josh discuss restoration practices, car mom updates, motorways, lucky happenstances, faith, trust, pixie, dust, no talking, Mr. Fancypants, permanent six packs, bathroom attendants, knowing when to talk, going alone, Introverted Spice, setting fire to your ears, making it intimate, teenage talent shows, dirty ditches, Sparky, crickets, desk areas, blowtorches, feeling the opposite, ill guitarists, professional footballers, putting it into context, dirty double ditches, and Neil Young's Weld.Next time: Arc

Rich and Josh discuss the Z-Man, baby cheeses, double-humiliation, painting faces, shaving your back, being welcomed to the bedroom, the knocker-downer, R&B, private dancers, taking the whole top off, garish shoes, riding the lightning, evening it out, starting to fall apart, spelling the word, gasp crying, being Bradley Cooper, asterisks and octothorpes, potato patches, country Offspring, accessibility, running forever, rediscovering the purpose, great bangers, great notes, loving surveillance, therapy over drinking, correlation, super cool apps, tippy pens, and Neil Young's Ragged Glory.Next time: Weld

Rich and Josh discuss perfectionism, skills for mixing, Elliott Smith in a basement, taking off your top, punk approaches, Flavour of Love, salads of gold, getting completely naked, identity, staple points of a day, cultural divides, open windows, silhouettes, freckles, privacy, professional segues, complicated things, not feeling cohesive, meaning the opposite, celebrities in Canadian music, free CDs, token friendships, the Creator, lack of pop culture knowledge, Tenacious D, the clean and rounded sound, complicated relationships with country music, being a horrible person with terrible reactions, and Neil Young's Freedom.Next time: Ragged Glory

Rich and Josh discuss fires on planes, iron gods, ASMR, loving bagpipes with sincerity, deleting apps, grocery store encounters, acknowledging from the elbow, hearing things, unappreciated skills, feeling like an expert, international etiquette, bathroom code forums, pregnancy, crossing the street, hotel persons, old dishes, dream scenarios, piling up denominations, sandwich machines, international Drs. Pepper, investing in confectionery, ordering off-menu, sending back food, applause, doing all the research, swans made of towels, replacing all of the things, gift culture, local Scottish delicacies, and Neil Young's Eldorado.Next time: Freedom

Rich and Josh discuss ennui, being a super cool dude, Spuds, bikinis, satire, harmony, dressing gowns, leaving Geffen, getting punched in the face, haute couture, dirty strings, temptation, family men, Taylor Swift's heartbeat, the Reptilian Elite, Paul Reed Smith, looking with their cameras, shallow men, tight haircuts, piddly things, old Nokias, choose your own call centre adventures, tempeh, and Neil Young's This Note's for You.Next time: Eldorado