Reality Blows

The end is upon us. We're closing the podcast and this episode is a walk down memory lane. We talk about the beginning, the middle, and where it went wrong. Lol not really, but sorta? All great things must come to an end and this is an analysis of that very conclusion. THANK YOU for listening. We've had a wonderful time sharing our lives with you. Love, Nick and Ash Where to find us: Ashley: twitter: @AshleyBRoberts ig: Ashley_Brooke_Roberts Nick: ig: NickMaritato Youtube.com/NickMaritato

We'll be back with a new ep next week. Enjoy a CLASSIC Patreon ep that's new to 99% of y'all!: We went into Space Jam: A New Legacy with such high hopes, folks. After all, how could you go wrong when your two main ingredients are basketball and the Looney Tunes? Well, it turns out, where there's a will, there's a way because this movie SUCKED. And we're going to tell you why. Enjoy!

College radio daze, Universal Studios, and listener questions, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! This is Nick and Ash's first, “After Hours,” episode, aka an ep. recorded in the evening when their energy was very chill. They talk about their first LA comedy show together, the new Netflix show, “Old Enough,” and the movie The Batman (Ash loves it). Plus! Lots of Lily content.

A Renaissance Fair, an abandoned zoo, and two movies, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! We talk about the documentary Jasper Mall and the feature film Everything Everywhere All At Once. Plus, Ash has coffee for the first time and Nick breaks some shocking news about the dog(s) in the tv show Lassie. Watch Nick's Vlog: youtube.com/nickmaritato

AHOY, FOLKS! Here's a very fun Patreon ep about the time Ashley saw Terminator for the first time. We'll be back next week! Enjoy! watch Nick's vlog: youtube.com/NickMaritato

The Oscars, Twilight, Lily has leveled up, and we're still talking about March Madness, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Nick and Ash discuss the third episode of Survivor 42 and Nick gets a shopping alert. Plus! Nick might/should?? split his bracket winnings?? with Ash because she introduced him to college basketball and the North Carolina Tar Heels?? Just a thought. Thanks for listening! Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts Watch Nick's Vlog: youtube.com/NickMAritato

A comedy show, a poison cloud, and CBS's Beyond the Edge, this is a new episode of reality blows! Ash and Nick bicker about Disneyland, Nick went to an unusual bar, and Ashley thinks she has allergies. Plus! Thoughts on the second episode of Survivor 42. Enjoy!

Basketball, Ash's sad news, and books, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Ash gives us an update on her detox and Nick goes to get a haircut in the middle of the pod. Plus, a possible Pope blessing and the (maybe) cast list of CBS's version of The Challenge. Stay tuned to the very end to find out if we like our coffee cups from Nick's last vlog. Enjoy! watch Nick's Vlog: youtube.com/NickMaritato

Monster Inc., quitting coffee, and the Love is Blond season 2 reunion, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Nick and Ash have a heated discussion about Pepsi vs Coke, they spent one hour in Disneyland, and can't agree on Sal. Plus! Congratulations to the UNC Tarheels for Saturday's win over Duke at the Cameron Indoor Stadium. Enjoy! rate us 5 stars on apple podcasts! Watch Nick's VLOG: youtube.com/nickmaritato

Comedy shows, Lily's co-dependency, and Love Is Blind season 2, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Nick and Ash talk about their comedy-packed weekend, the anxieties of performing, and their opinions about each couple who made it to the end of Netflix's hit dating show. Who do they think stayed together? Predictions for the reunion? Listen and find out! watch Nick's VLOG: youtube.com/NickMaritato

Universal Studios, Celebrity Big Brother, and Love is Blind season 2, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! We had a very screen-filled Valentines, have thoughts on the Back to the Future franchise, quit a show, and started a show. We're absolutely loving Love is Blind season 2 and Ash explains why Big Brother always breaks her heart. Thanks for listening! rate us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts watch Nick's Vlog: youtube.com/NickMaritato

Life got a bit busy for us this week so here's a special UNLOCKED BLOWNUS EP PATREON SHOW from Valentines Day 2020! Back with a new ep next Monday! ************************************************* Happy Valentines Day! Welcome to our third Blownus episode! This episode is all about “Our Favorite Things in February 2020,” also known as “Things We're Into Right Now,” also known as “Stuff We Like,” also known as, “You Get The Picture.” Plus, we talked about our recent Instagram antics with off-the-griders and the joys of trying to connect with an audience online. Enjoy! RealityBlowsPodcast@gmail.com @RealityBlowsPod @AshleyBRoberts IG:NickMaritato

LOTS of different topics on today's ep!: GOOD TIME, JACKASS FOREVER, CELEB BB, FOOD/DIETS, ROLLER SKATING, SUCCESSION and (prbly) so much more! Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts! Watch Nick's Vlog: Youtube.com/NickMaritato

The Los Angeles County Arboretum, a broken iPhone, and the pitfalls of watching the series finale of LOST, this is another episode of Reality Blows! Ashley ate in on roller skates in front of a bunch of strangers, Nick went to an indy wrestling event, and they both watched the entire season of Survivor: Fans vs Favorites. Plus! Some LA thrifting, Nick ran from a peacock, and a discussion of weather, enjoy! Nice us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts! Watch Nick's Vlog: Youtube.com/NickMaritato

A disagreement over a hat, LA thrifting, and a horror museum, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Nick and Ash discuss the rise of thrifted clothes in street fashion and the ethical dilemma of odd people being documented in comedies. Plus! Used clothes from television productions and How To with John Wilson. Enjoy! GIVE US 5 STARS ON APPLE PODCASTS! Watch Our Vlog: YouTube.com/NickMaritato

Ashley's epic haircut, the joys of thrifting, and the The Challenge: All Stars season 2 finale, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Ashley explored Koreatown and talks about The Santee Alley and the Southern California Flower Market, Ash and Nick are both very into cassette tapes now, and the Rose Bowl flea market was quite an experience. Plus! The shock of someone being 41 and fake Disney pins. Enjoy! Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts! Watch Nick's Vlog: Youtube.com/NickMaritato

Kitchen tables, peanuts in soup, and line timer cards, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Ash and Nick finallllly found a table for their new apartment, had friends over to play cards, and went to Disneyland again. Lily adds a surprise scent to the podcast recording that has to be dealt with and Nick can't find Disneyland merch. Plus! Reflections on Roanoke biscuits and Disneyland's It's A Small World holiday overlay. Want to make sweet potato / peanut soup? Here's a very rough recipe: 1/2 white onion, chopped 2-3 cloves of garlic, chopped 1 medium jalapeno, deseeded and chopped ^^ put in large pot with olive oil, slow cook until it smells great then add: 2 medium sweet potatoes, peeled and chopped stir and let cook with mixture for a minute or two then add: 2 cans of fire roasted organic peeled and diced tomatoes (regular size cans, like Campbell's soup size lol) 1 can of light coconut milk (regular size) dash or two of water if needed (you'll know) salt, pepper, 1/2 or 1 teaspoon of cayenne pepper (your choice) ^^ bring to a boil, put on lid, and turn heat to low check in like 25 minutes, if sweet potatoes are cooked (they should be), add: 1 cup of chopped kale 2 spoonfuls of CHUNKY organic peanut butter stir for a bit to really mix in peanut butter, add more peanut butter if necessary serve with chopped cilantro on top Enjoy!

Happy New Year! We talk plane rides, grandparents, and a whole hell of a lot of TV. We watched the entire season of Twentysomethings: Austin on Netflix, are about to finish season 17 of the Real World (Key West), and are all caught up with The Challenge: All Stars. Plus! Thoughts on the movies: Don't Look Up and The French Dispatch. Enjoy! Rate Us 5 Stars on APPLE PODCASTS! Watch Nick's Vlog: YouTube.com/NickMaritato

Happy Holidays, pals! We hope you survived! This ep we talk about prepping for travel in crazy times and our experience at Holiday Road in Calabasas! Enjoy our show? Rate us 5 stars on APPLE PODCASTS! watch Nick's vlog: youtube.com/NickMaritato

Hey there, Blowhards! We're back with another jam packed ep of REALITY BLOWS!! This week we recap our 3rd trip to Disneyland, talk about how we are very busy/tired, discuss TV we wish we could watch, and round out the show with our thoughts on the Survivor 41 & The Challenge 37 finales. WATCH NICK'S VLOG: youtube.com/NickMaritato RATE US 5 STARS ON APPLE PODCASTS thanxxx

Hey folks! We're back with another...Nick & Ash show? Should we change the name or does it actually suit us better now that we mostly talk about our lives??? let us know! Plus, Ashley had a HUGE CELEB SIGHTING this week and Nick can't drink stout. Oh and some Survivor and Challenge chat! Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts! Watch Nick's Vlog: youtube.com/NickMaritato

Lily's new chair, New Jersey attitude, and Disneyland fashion, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! We talk about the battle going on in our apartment over a chair, the struggles of a storage unit, and Nick's new hobby. Plus! Some quick thoughts on Lost and a bunch of apologies. Enjoy! Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts! Check out Nick's VLOG: youtube.com/NickMaritato

HEYYYYYYYY We're having tech problems today and were unable to record our usually Monday podcast. Here is a PATREON ep from last winter to hold you over! Pretty sure we'll be able to get a new ep out later tonight/tomorrow. Sorry & Thanks! -Management (Lily)

AYO! It's a new week it's a new show!!!!! We're back talking LA life, lamps, and falling asleep during Survivor. PLUS!! Nick's got back pain, Ash had to go on a walk .... ITS REALITY BLOWS!

Closet doors, Too Much Vape, and Disneyland, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! After some classic Morning Struggles™️ we were able to record this week's pod. Sorry it's late! We're coming at you LIVE(?) from an empty room. Listen to us while recap a foggy week of our New Lives in LA. We're tired, we're confused, but most of all, we're appreciative (of you!). Thanks for listening and have a great day! Watch Nick's VLOG: youtube.com/nickmaritato Rate Us 5 Stars and leave a nice review!

Hey there folks! We are back with another road trip episode but this time it's for good. We're checking in from I-40 as we travel to our new home in Los Angeles. It's a big time move and we're taking you with us. follow us: ig:NickMaritato ig:Ashley_Brooke_Roberts Watch Nick's VLOG: youtube.com/nickmaritato

Stinky shoes, Lily meds, and the Evil Dead series, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Nick and Ash continue to pack for their Big Move™ and prepare for the drive across the country. Mainly, though, this is a discussion about the inspiration that is the Evil Dead series and the ramshackle group of friends who made it big in showbiz by making horror movies. Enjoy!

Disney induced meltdowns, POD storage shenanigans, and Nick's to-do list, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Folks, we are in the THICK of it. Who knew moving was so hard? We're juggling a lot of balls and dropping some very important tasks (cough cough Dream Key). Not sure what to say about this one except, Ashley talks a lot and Nick is stressed. Enjoy!

Wow wow wow we start with a little recap of our goodbye party in Brooklyn, move seamlessly to Reality TV/tragic current events, and then bring it home with more Survivor talk and a quick review of the cast of The Challenge: All Stars season 2. Email us a realityblowspodcast@gmail.com and let us know how you feel about the new advantages on Survivor and this Challenge lineup! Plus, there's only a few more days to binge our Patreon episodes before we shut down the account, so get over there today and get your Blownus eps before they're gone forever. Thanks for listening!

Welcome to a new episode of Reality Blows! Ashley woke up on a mission for majesty this morning, Nick has controversial things to say about a TikTok comment Ash received, and they talk about the season of spooky movies. Plus, Ash watched Squid Game by herself and Nick explains why cheap horror films are the best. Enjoy! Patreon.com/RealityBlows

Adult skate, Bushwick, and a wedding, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Nick and Ash are late today and it's all Ashley's fault. Plus, are we the kids at the roller rink, what happened at PF Chang's, and thoughts on visiting our old neighborhood. Enjoy! Patreon.com/RealityBlows

This episode is 90% reality TV and 10% crispiness vs October mugginess. Head's up: this episode is a LOT of TV talk and we discuss things that have happened on current seasons of our three favorite shows: Big Brother, Survivor, and The Challenge. So, if you're not all caught up, well, get ready for some spoilers! Obviously, we don't talk about things that have YET to air because frankly we have no idea what the future holds. But listen to this episode to find out how Ashley got back into BB (has something to do with Tiffany), thoughts on the new format of Survivor, and confusing character edits from production in this season The Challenge. Enjoy! WANT MORE REALITY BLOWS? JOIN OUR PATREON: PATREON.COM/REALITYBLOWS

Ashley is visiting her family in Virginia this week but through the power of modern technology we are able to put out an episode! This show has anecdotes about fences, horses, smoothies, Walgreens, and so MUCH more!! PLUSSSSS!!!!: Nick's dad calls in! Want more Reality Blows? Join our Patreon!: Patreon.com/RealityBlows

This episode of Reality Blows starts with in-depth Big Brother conversation. Ashley's back to watching this season now that justice *might* be (somewhat) served. The two discuss the truth behind gem mining stations and we learn why the MTA train lines appear to be designed NOT to connect with each other. Plus! Lots of car trouble and lots of car talk. Do you know how much new cars cost?? And Zillow is buying all the house. Enjoy! Want more Reality Blows? Join our Patreon!: Patreon.com/RealityBlows

Nick and Ash share a night-out story, discuss Big Brother season 23, and have thoughts about Mister Miracle (comic book). Nick has come around on LOST (they finished season 3!) and Ash is completely out on Big Brother. Plus, a lot of talk about the NJ transit. Enjoy!

It's Labor Day so we decided to drop a super fun Patreon Ep for free! ENJOY and tty next week! Join our Patreon: Patreon.com/RealityBlows

ROAD TRIP PART 2! We mention at the beginning of the podcast that there might be some reality talk but that turns out to be all LIES!! We can't stop talking about this dang NC trip and so this episode is a leisurely stroll through our final days in the south east. There's lots of beer, a semi-nude Nick, and some guy named Roy. Enjoy! WANT MORE REALITY BLOWS? JOIN OUR PATREON!: Patreon.com/RealityBlows

Highways, mountain music, and a very long walk, this is Reality Blows: On The Road! We left the sweet state of New Jersey to drive down South, see some of Ashley's family, and attend a nine-year-old's birthday party. Plus! Thoughts on The Challenge and fried fruit pies. Enjoy! Want more Reality Blows? Join our Patreon!: Patreon.com/RealityBlows

We're back, baybay! This episode's topics include: Ash almost rates a podcast negatively, Nick buys other families home movies, a lil bit a BB23 talk and a lotta bit about the 1st episode of The Challenge Season 37! Want more Reality Blows? Join our Patreon: Patreon.com/RealityBlows

Life changes, vlogging, and head lights, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Nick and Ash tackle the will-they-won't-they question of recapping The Challenge, they had a journey along a highway, and Ash has a thing for hearts. Plus, Big Brother talk and Lily's special treat. Enjoy!

Birthdaze, Disney Rides, and Big Brother, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! Ash celebrated another year around the sun, we watched a new Disney+ show, and one Survivor has finally taken the crown for most annoying contestant on the show. Plus, a flea market, adult cupcake consumption, and Nick reveals he has rhythm. Enjoy! Join our Patreon for exclusive episodes! Patreon.com/RealityBlows

We're back with another action packed episode of Reality Blows! This ep's topics include: walking outside without your phone, pinball, Survivor, how to enjoy summer while it's happening, BB23 and so much more! Want more Reality Blows? Join our Patreon!: Patreon.com/RealityBlows

We're back with another action packed episode of Reality Blows! Topics in this episode include: the rules of Rummy, the correct temp for lobster rolls, how Ash felt about The Quiet Place 2, a description of a diner, a plug for Jersey Mike's, a stingray/manta ray/jellyfish, the cast for the upcoming season of THE CHALLENGE and many more! Want more Reality Blows? Join our Patreon!: Patreon.com/RealityBlows

Fried food, Boardwalk rides, and a breakdown of the Big Brother 23 cast, this is a new episode of Reality Blows! We went on a trip to Seaside Heights and it's now a blur of a memory, we won a few prizes, didn't see a vegetable for days, and Nick knows more than Ash though about the BB live feeds. Thanks for listening and have a great week! Patreon.com/RealityBlows for more eps!

A movie, a documentary, and a roll of film. We went to see Zola in theaters, watched a special about Nickelodeon's golden years (called ‘Orange Years' lol), and Ash has the results of a mystery roll of film she bought at the flea market for 25 cents. Plus! We talk about our productivity styles and there's a lack luster Drake Bell story at the end. Also, did you have name brand snacks in the house growing up? Let us know and enjoy the show! Want more Reality Blows? Join our Patreon!: Patreon.com/RealityBlows

An exhausting week, what happened to real food at Chili's, and getting excited for Big Brother 23. Nick and Ash took a trip to NYC, Nick got a text message, and Ashley pulled her back. Plus, stomping through trash and surf lessons. This and more on today's pod! Check out our Patreon! Patreon.com/RealityBlows

We're back in the saddle for another Reality Blows! Listen to us ramble on about our THURSDAY DATE! Lobster Rolls! The movie Cruella! Alien: Covenant! And much much more!!! Want more Reality Blows? Sign up for our Patreon! Patreon.com/RealityBlows

Ashley went to Myrtle Beach, Nick has a new space-based obsession, and they both praise McDonald's. Nick got into a “verbal altercation” with a man who was upset about his family and Ashley told the flight attendants that she was having a difficult time. Plus, Nick talked with his dad about Lost and Ash was the Queen of the Cart Cruise. This and more on today's episode of Reality Blows! Want more Reality Blows? Join our Patreon! Patreon.com/RealityBlows

We discuss our triumphant return to Six Flags! Plus an update on feelings around Lost and our thoughts on The Challenge: All Stars reunion. Also, Nick loves salad works and Ash was once horny for democracy. Listen to find out why Six Flags gift shops feel post-apocalyptic and there's nothing wrong with the kiddie rides. This and more on today's podcast!

We are back with another jam packed Reality Blows! We chat about Ashley's upcoming beach day, At Home Film Fest tech issues and we close the show with our feelings on the Challenge All-Stars Final! Want more Reality Blows? Join our Patreon! Patreon.com/RealityBlows

Wondering what we did on vacation? Lucky for you, we give a day-by-day (hour-by-hour?) breakdown of all the ins and outs of our week away! Nick finally had K&W Cafeteria, we went to countless Goodwills, and we met a Waffle House with five-star restaurant aspirations. Plus, s’mores, beers, and walks in the woods. This and more on today’s pod! Want more Reality Blows? Join our Patreon!: Patreon.com/RealityBlows