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A podcast ran by musicians and artists about Music, NBA Basketball and whatever they come up with that day.

Ralph Mugot, Greg Hughes, Tyler Giard


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    Are you playing in? Or are you playing OUT?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 51:08


    Baby, I'm playing OFF

    Who Won the NBA Trade Deadline?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 64:44


    Trade anxiety season is over and your favorite boys are breaking down the deadline deals that happened since the balance-shifting moves over the weekend. They give their thoughts on the Himmy Butler's fit in the Bay, Brandon Ingram's flight north to Toronto, De'Andre Hunter rounding out the Cavs' rotation, the legendary Kuzma-Middleton swap, the Lakers grabbing Mark Williams out of Charlotte, the actual devil Cody Martin heads Dallas and finally the Phoenix Sons' cost-cutting maneuvers.Subscribe to Secret Jocks on YouTubeCheck out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly:⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjocks (at) gmail.com or hit us up on instagram⁠⁠⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠⁠⁠!03:35 Jimmy Butler's Impact on the Warriors12:16 Ingram Flies North21:00 Where do the Pels go from here?24:57 DeAndre Hunter's move to the Cavs33:42 It's Joever for the Bucks41:29 LA gets a center!51:39 Mavericks' confusing moves55:56 Phoenix Sons' headscratchers59:40 Music Korner and Closing Thoughts

    Ralph Hacked Shams

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 72:30


    The boys are locked in covering the insane trades of De'Aaron Fox, Luka Doncic and Anthony Davis over the weekend. Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: ⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠ Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjockspodcast@gmail.com or hit us up on instagram ⁠⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠⁠!

    Bonus Holiday Q&A

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2025 70:12


    Hey what up fam? Here's a bonus episode we recorded last week that I didn't get into editing because I believe in the observation of the holidays (doing no work of any kind, for any reason, ever). We indulge in some questions y'all sent in that are non-to-semi-basketball related. Hope y'all had a great holiday season and Santa & the Jewish version of Santa brought you everything your hearts desired.

    New Year, New League

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2025 69:46


    It's the time of year where we all commit (for prolly two weeks) to go to the gym, eat better, stop calling your co-workers that they smell like a zesty fart. We drafted all 30 teams to tell them what their New Year resolutions should be for 2025. We are the definitive NBA braintrust, so our opinions should be implemented by every general manager league-wide. Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: ⁠Spotify⁠ ⁠Apple⁠ Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjockspodcast@gmail.com or hit us up on instagram ⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠!

    The Bucks Won a Mickey Mouse Ring

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 39:50


    Well the season is over until April, ya'll! The Bucks secured the Emirates NBA Cup Tournament victory and there's nothing left to play for. The boys break down their win against the Oklahoma City Thunder and what changes should be made to the format. Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: ⁠Spotify⁠ ⁠Apple⁠ Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjockspodcast@gmail.com or hit us up on instagram ⁠@secretjockspodcast⁠!

    Return of the Greg!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 62:54


    our best bud greg hughes returns!! we're mostly rapping about the orlando magic's phenomenal start in this one tbh. tap in!

    Basketball Griftonomics (w/ Joe Suthers from Art Star, To Forget, Skywatching & MODE Workshop)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 66:36


    In this week's episode, the boys are talking shop with their favorite lefty, Joe Suthers, who is a prolific musician and guitar tech from Charleston, SC. They're talking cabling minutiae, Minnesota's stinky vibes, Jared McCain being the new Tyrese Maxey, the lapped Pacers and Buddy Hield refusing to adhere to the Buddy Hield Cycle (tm). They also delve into quarter-season awards ballots and their thoughts on which team will win the championship this season, with the influence of Kendrick Lamar's release schedule on NBA outcomes. Joe's plugs: @icemeimmediately @themodeworkshop @arrrrrtstarrrrr @toforgetband @s__w________ TwoTwinReverbs (the bad boy of chess.com) Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: Spotify Apple Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to secretjockspodcast@gmail.com or hit us up on instagram @secretjockspodcast!

    Sixers Washed? Rockets Good?? What If???

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 65:14


    hand down, man down! tyler and ben get after it this week and play point guard by committee on this week's episode. we check in on the good, bad and the ugly of sixers' abysmal 2-12 start, houston being sneaky good and the mid mavericks' finals hangover. for this week's fun segment, we ponder some butterfly effects of what would have happened if ____. tap in!music recs this week:Starflyer 59 - Lust For GoldDrowse

    Negative Plus/Minus

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2024 63:51


    a couple days late but we're still rocking, baby!! another week in the league, another fresh ‘sode of the only podcast covering the national basketball association. on deck we've got:tourney previewthe bucks being bad has the opportunity to create the funniest timelinethe jazz catching a couple dubs (finally!)it basically 2016 again, which means the warriors and cavaliers are scorching hotmore sucky injury newschauncey is an unserious coach for the blazersfor our fun segment, we fantasy draft the ultimate band out of current players. let us know who put together the best group!music recs:collector//emitter on youtubemidwife - no depression in heavennails - every bridge burning

    I WANT IGUODALA

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 73:48


    this week, the boys are talking about:believeland's rise in the eastern conferencebig zu (!!)celtics' coach mazzula's increasingly unhinged comments​wemby's big 5x5 against ​*seinfeld voice* “what's the deal with philly?”boo injuriesweird statueswe finish up debating about who we want to take a shot, martians have a death beam pointed at earth and fate of universe give me ______. basketball is beautiful!music recs:The Cure - Songs of a Lost Worldtrauma ray - Chameleon Senza - Celestial BodyGel - Persona

    What We Love to See, What We Hate to See and Who Deserves the #1 Pick After Week One

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 63:52


    whaddupppp we're back for a brand new edition of the SJP you know and love. we're gonna be dropping new episodes every monday this glorious NBA season. on this ep, ralph, tyler and ben react to the things they're loving about the 2024-25 season (7:50) and stuff they're actively beefing with (28:24). this week, we have a head to head matchup between tyler and ben about who deserves the #1 pick more: the Blazers or the Jazz (46:44). sound off in the comments for who you think won the debate!lastly, the boys give some music shoutouts to some stuff they've been listening to this year (59:09). are you a rocker who wants get guest listed into this show? or got a question you'd like us to answer? hit us up on IG or email us at secretjocks@gmail.com. peace n blessins

    S5E1: High Ceiling, Low Floor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2024 65:41


    Draft day is upon us and you know we've been holding you down with our EXTENSIVE coverage of this draft season. We touch on the Mikal Bridges trade to the New York Knicks, what's going on with the PG/Klay/Warriors situation. KD to the Rockets, maybe? What?! Major tap in.

    S4E9: Jazz Wiped Out Tomato Town

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2024 58:49


    We got new destinations for Pascal Yeah, Blazers are 'bout to go down (Go down) Ten wins on the board right now Jazz wiped out Tomato Town Draymond just got downed Silver called him, Dubs heading north-bound Then we're in the trade deadline streets Finding new homes, so dudes can eat

    S4E8: Hali Hurt Em

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 85:31


    The boys are back with a classic pick and roll episode. First, we have a little quarter-season check-in on the Jazz and Blazers. More importantly though, the NBA In-Season Tournament™️ knockout rounds are upon us and we discuss its successes and missteps, including how great single elimination basketball is, the Tyrese Haliburton breakout party, the branding and logistical headache of this event, and finally the Pelicans' ugly loss to the Lakers. Plus: Tyler's solved the goings on with LeBron and a theoretical Las Vegas NBA expansion team.

    S4E7: The Aura Garden

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 65:50


    When you're here, you're vibing! Ben lets it all out with how the Utah Jazz are doing this year. It's been rough, what could help this man/team? We also discuss what has been surprising for us this season and give thoughts on the In-Season Tournament and its courts. I don't know what any of this is and I'm scared.

    S4 E6: Talkin Shop w/ Evan McCarthy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 52:33


    What's up!!! Ben and Tyler are back with a special guest; talented artist with a genius basketball mind, Evan McCarthy! He breaks down the Dame trade, speaks on the future of the Blazers, and explains why we should be high on the Pelicans this year.  Follow him on twitter (x ) to check out his art and read his takes: @evanempdx 

    S4 E5: Eastern Conf Over Under

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2023 86:29


    Since it's the first game of the season, it's better late than never to rate the Eastern Conference teams. S.I.Rating (Sexy Index) is back and I don't think it's going anywhere anytime soon! Buckle up Ralph's come unhinged with all the sexy eastern teams! Check it out! NBA season is back baby!

    S4 E4: Western Conf Over Under

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2023 91:14


    The boys talked about the Western conference over and unders for the 2023-2024 season. Ralph introduces the new Sexy Index Rating, which rates your favorite teams starting five by how sexy he thinks they are.  A lot going on in this one!!!!!!!

    S4 E3: Ball Out Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 68:21


    The boys are back in town (for media day). Tyler and Ben discuss Mr. Beast and his questionable assortment of chocolates, and how it might impact the organizational dynamics of the Charlotte Hornets. They also talk about the aftermath of the Damian Lillard trade and its implications for the top teams in the Eastern Conference. Finally, they come up with the funniest trade possible that would mark the end of an era for a certain title contender.  Season 4 Episode 3

    S4 E2: Droppin' Dimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2023 79:28


    Full Squad! Talked about Dame moving on from the Trailblazers and the potential trade packages that make sense for the Blazers to take. Winners and Losers of the Free Agency. New Summer League players to watch out for. All Time Rizz Team. Conspiracy Theory about Droppingdimes20, and many more. So put on your tin foil flat bill hats and rock with us.

    S4 E1: Secret Slops

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 69:59


    After not recording after the conference finals, WE'RE BACK! Now with the new NBA season brewing with the Draft and a spicy Free Agency we're going to be your go to for all the dumbest jokes and coldest takes. Does #freebam movement something the Heat should be worried about? Nuggets finally getting their flowers from us, by flowers we mean weed. A couple of nerds talking about the 23' Draft Class. Free Agency part of the new season! Tingus Pingus, 2x DPOYs in Memphis, Bradley DEAL, and Cliff Paul!

    EP 73: David Blaine and the NBA, Play Off Locks, Play In Tournament Locks, Top 3 Teams Per Conference.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 75:15


    We speculating and hating today. Listen to us talk about our conference picks for the Play In Tournament, Playoff Locks, and the best 3 teams per conference. Everybody that listens to us are Blazers Legends

    EP 72: Covid Vaccines in the NBA, Preseason Talks and Predictions

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 64:10


    SEASON 2!!! We're back homies! We sure missed y'all. We're talking covid vaccines with in the players and the what ifs of not getting vaccinated. We're looking into our Magic 8 Ball to try and see the future. We're premature betting on the NBA Awards for the end of the season.

    EP 71: Back On Our Bullsheeeeesh: Ben Simmons, LNJ-DJJ-LM Trade, Stupid Censors, Uncle Drew

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 69:45


    It's been a while fam!Talked about Ben Simmons next destination, possible connection with CJ, Dame and Draymond to make this happen. We watched Uncle Drew and talked about the high points and the how much it rocked our world.

    EP 70: 2k Ratings, Pat Bev Trade, Trade Talks: Bulls, Blazers, CROCS, Malice in The Palace

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 66:13


    We're Back Baby! We talking 2k ratings, Pat Bev becoming a Grizzly then Timberwolves (AWWOOOOO) Bulls making moves opposed to Blazers not making any at all (so far). We watched Malice in the Palace and talked about highs and lows of the events. https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Ep 69: Greg's Victory Conference, and his Move. Ralph's Retelling of Space Jam.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 82:10


    We are back with Greg! We asked him about his victory and move and some Magic FA/Draft Talk. Ralph retells Space Jam, because Tyler watched the new Space Jam instead of the OG. Hear me struggle. Thanks! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    space jam retelling victory conference
    EP 68.1: Day 3 of Free Agency

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 59:00


    We're back baby Big moves have happen on day 3 of NBA's free agency. Kelly Oubre breaking my heart, funny funny Heat assembled, Laker's new bedtime, and we dissected Warriors, and Blazers moves.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    EP 68: Ralph's Post Game Interview, Draft Results, Early Trades, and Impending Free Agency

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 60:00


    We're back!Ralph lost to Greg in a game of 1 on 1, KINDA talked about the draft, Jumped around everywhere and talked early trades, and speculating free agency coming up!https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Pick and Roll: BUCKS IN 6 BABY!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 51:35


    The book end to end all book ends.Bucks winning in 6! Well deserved from Giannis and the crew! We talk all about the heroics, the ups and downs, the uncool reactions of CP3, and most of all GIANNIS the NBA Heartthrob. https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Weekend Roundup: Bucks vs Suns Game 5, Game 6 Preview, Dame Lillard, Space Jam New Legacy Review.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 60:09


    YOOOOOO! We back! We're talking Bucks vs Suns, and talk about key factors going in the next game. How we're stanning over Giannis' humility, Damian Lillard's word to make the Trailblazers kick it into high gear, Ralph's review of Space Jam New Legacy, and many more! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Weekend Roundup: A Depleted Secret Jocks Podcast Crew Talks About Nothing.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 63:35


    We really just talked about nothing. We briefly talked about Bucks and Suns, Some Internationa Ball, What If, Dream Jerseys and other things!

    Pick and Roll: SadxBoi_Giannis, Bucks vs Suns, Team USA, Space Jam 2, Looking For MJ's Super Fan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 47:35


    FRIDAY FRIDAY! Tyler and I talk very little about the Bucks vs Suns Game 2, we got side track with Sad Boi Giannis, Team USA jerseys, Space James 2, The MJ super fan that's our age, and a bunch of nonsense! GO BUCKS.

    Weekend Roundup: Massage Talk, Bucks in 4, The Tank, General Suns and Bucks What Ifs.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 65:20


    Hope you had a great time celebrating the most questionable observed holiday (Columbus Day is also a very bad holiday)We're Back to talk about Finals basketball. We talked about farts in a massage parlor settings, Bucks derailing CP3's hopes of a chip (not really), the 43 points the Tank dropped on some foos, and we just bullshit around since there's nothing to talk about since the finals are going to happen later today!https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Pick and Roll: Clippers Sad Exit, CP3 FINALLY BRO, Bucks Killed Hawks, (Trigger Warning: Sexual Abuse) Trailblazers Takes a Huge Step Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 65:20


    (Trigger Warning: Sexual Abuse)We're back as the full roster! We're tackling the last four teams and who we Ideally would love to be crowned the 2021 NBA Champions.[TW] Tyler tackles the bad decision that the Trailblazers made about hiring a piece of shit. BAD FUCKING MOVE PDX.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Weekend Roundup: A LOT of Hawks Talk with George (100 Watt Horse)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 69:57


    We are back from our load management! Tyler is off celebrating his 49th b-day so it was up to Greg and I to talk about the best Birds of the NBA right now, ATL Hawks. They've been doing it right! We've brazed on a few topics in regards of their roster, being the villains, series being 2-2, Trae resting or playing, and just a whole lot of praise from the Boyz of SJP. https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Weekend Roundup: Hawks Killed The Process, Superteam Got Bested by the Beast, Another Corny Title, Suns in 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 74:22


    Hey YOU GUYS.After an exciting round of NBA Playoffs we are astonished to find that the teams that we ruled out are now taking the center stage. It's crazy, unpredictable and we LOVE it. Hawks handed the Process back to Philly and said "YO FIX IT." The Bucks out muscled the Slim Reaper in a game 7. Suns being a sexy new team and Clippers.... yeah.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Pick and Roll: The NBA Decided to Release Everything All At Once. Crazy News.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 63:04


    What's up? Oh nothing. The NBA just decided that this week is all about dropping bombs. From coaches getting fired, people getting sick, crazy bounce back games, and Kawhi Erotic Fanfic. This week has been on one! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Weekend Roundup: We Kinda Talked About Basketball w/ Justin from Thrash Armstrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 66:35


    YO YO YOWe had Greg's band/teammate Justin from Thrash Armstrong. We talk about the Clipper's of the yesteryears, lob city, Chris Paul v Blake Griffin. being a fan out of spite and more more more! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Pick and Roll: We Talked Some Basketball, But Not Really.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 57:26


    The title says it all. We BRIEFLY discussed the NBA playoffs, awards, and predictions. Then we really indulged into the idea of the NBA stealing ideas from the WWE. I mean it makes sense, why not? https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Weekend Roundup: Playoffs 2nd Round Begins!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 66:15


    YO! 2nd round of the Playoffs is underway!We discuss Clips vs Mavs and how Luka needs help, Bucks vs Nets and the real owner of NYC, Hawks vs 76ers and how Triple H ruined everything, should've been a tech. New Coaches for Magics, Not leaving knifes near the Liberty Bell, Babymetal and many more.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Pick and Roll: RIP City. LeBron to Warriors. Trae The Villain. Joker: Jack Nicholson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 54:00


    We tackle the hardest question that Tyler had to answer this year. Blow up the Trailblazers? Dame was on fire, but the people around him couldn't even strike a match. LeBron for Wiggins... yeah? Probs!? Trae fitting into his new found roll, and I'm for it!https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Weekend Roundup: Go New York Go New York Go w/ David and Cole of Zap Dragon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 67:21


    Back at it again y’all!We got the realest two boys back in to talk about their favorite team and ooof. New York is down 3-1 and we discuss everything but that because everything hurts in New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of.Follow Secret Jocks Podcast on Instagram and Twitter @secretjockshttps://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Pick and Roll w/ Greg: Catching Up with the Ultimate Magic Fan, Malice at The Palace Pt2, Banned Fans, Playoffs in General

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 58:19


    The HOT BOYZ are back. All 3 of us in attendance. We bullshit our way through this episode talking awards, playoff predictions, fans being the worst, buying the wrong tickets, Malice at The Palace pt2, catching up with the man Greg! Glad he is back in our lives! Follows us: https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Weekend Roundup: First Playoff Games Impressions

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 60:28


    The NBA Playoffs are here and the landscape of the playoffs this year is on an even plane. Exciting stuff really. Everyone can win at any time! You get a ring! You get a ring! We go in depth and find funny parts of the first 8 games.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Pick and Roll: Play-In Tourney Rd 1, Marry Fuck Kill the Awards Finalists.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 59:17


    Tyler and I talking about the first round of the Play In Tournament. Lakers vs Warriors, Memphis vs Spurs, Celtics vs Wizards, Pacers vs Hornets.... A LOT to unpack. We also determined who we would marry, fuck and kill for our KIA awards finalists. Also should Backtrack be the soundtrack of NYC's Rucker Park?

    Weekend Roundup: The Playoff Picture, Play In Tournament

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 53:48


    Tyler and Ralph talk about the full playoff picture and how the teams are looking up. The Play In Tournament is upon us! Lock in.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks

    Pick and Roll: Warriors, Blazer's and Some Dude's Bet, Laker's Tanking? Slam Ball.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 60:53


    Ralph and Tyler talk about shoes, Slam Ball, MXC, Spike TV, Warriors, Blazers and some dude betting his house, shoes, are the Lakers tanking? There's a lot of things we talked about, it's too late. I'm tipsy from the episode. Basketball is beautiful.

    Weekend Roundup: Predicting NBA 1st Team, Biggest Surprise, How to Tell Your Boss That You Gotta Leave Work.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 45:30


    It’s basketball time baby!! First team All NBA, biggest surprises of the season so far, and what match ups would you like to see in the playoffs? THE PLAYOFFS ARE ALMOST HERE! New episodes every Monday and Friday Say wassup on the internet at Twitter and Instagram! @ secretjocks

    Pick and Roll: Nuggets, Dads, Boogers, the Nets (Drew Woolsey)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 55:22


    HEY YOU! We’re doing the thing with our friend Drew. Just Tyler and Ralph here figuring out how to do an episode without Greg! No Worries we have Drew helping us out to fill in that void. We talk Nuggets, Nose Nuggets, Dads, and a whole lot of nothings.

    Weekend Roundup: Western Conference 2nd Takes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 50:47


    PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS 2021 CHAMPS!!! You heard it here first!.. From Tyler. e talked about the NBA west, what teams are making it out of the first round? Are the Suns gonna take it all?? Can LeBron and the Lakers hang this season or are the injuries gonna bring them down? Follow Secret Jocks on Instagram and Twitter at SecretJocks New episodes coming out Monday and Friday now.. save the date mothafuckas!

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