The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast

This is part 2 of my discussion with professional voice actors Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt. We talk about some of their favorite roles in film, tv, animation and video games (and especially MY FAVORITE of their roles), their dream jobs (Yuri's Dark Knight Returns destiny) and their heroes. We also take a few listener questions from Twitter. DONATE to support […]

In this episode I talk to my friends Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt about how they have the greatest job in the world. They are both full time professional voice actors in Hollywood, California, USA, Earth and I find everything they have to say about the world of voice over and voice acting to be COMPLETELY […]

Joel, Eli and Alex talk about: Leverage in syndication, Cable TV Cord Cutting, iPads iPads everywhere and not a drop to ink, TRON is cheating, Movie Magic is dead, The Dark Knight is in the future, WE are in the past, Secret Limey Spider-man, Allamo Drafthouse 90's Sing-A-Long, the sad true fate of Smash Mouth, […]

It's Joel! It's Rob! It's Dave! It's those same guys following up where THIS EPISODE left off! The same three guys are talking about San Diego Comicon, as well as OTHER THINGS! SPOILERS: The last 10 minutes of this particular episode are perhaps my favorite in all HE Podcast history. DONATE to support the show! […]

It's Joel, Dave and Rob talking about the things boys talk about. The terrible, horrifying things… Tripple A's and those attracted to batteries, Coin-ventures and Grandma's bones!, The Ballad of Pearl (My Lovely Lumpy Grandma), Southwest accepts alternative payment, Broken Spirit Airlines, Stephen King Airlines, Rob skips SDCC for Connecticon, Hartford is terrifying, My dinner […]

It's me and Eli and Josh all over again some more!

This one's a rambler. PLEASE TO ENJOY! Dave's horrible movie idea, Hot Dog Aid, Joel forgets Jennifer Tilly exists, plenty of Wizard talk, Hot dog rock, “The GPS Of Fate” movie pitch, Kevin Kostner solves the crisis, poaching dinosaurs, bifurcated Spawn, downtown Phoenix is a dead zone, Rob gets Phoenix poisoning, the heartiness of the […]

Alex is back! Also Eli! Things are talked about in the following order! Joel's home theater woes, white van speaker bros, Jeremy Renner's Ghost Protocol isn't fooling anyone, age is a cruel mistress, Secretary spankings, Avatar makes the best jerk chicken, Thanks, Obama!, Zombie Gun Show, Doomsday Preppers, Hurricano, American Pickers EXPOSED AS FRAUDS!, Storage […]

Eli and Josh are back for some reason!  Why do we start by talking about politics?! Eli, basically refuses to answer my questions about working on the Star Wars Kinnect game, Eli basically refuses to answer my questions about Harlem Nights, things get pretty racist concerning my reader/listener demographics, hiding your valuable in unwanted alcohol, […]

On this episode I am joined by Rob Denbleyker and Dave McElfatrick of Cyanide and Happiness. We spend a great deal of time talking about Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. We also get into racist Transformers, Serpentor's interior design preferences, how Ireland is a different place than America, Rowan Atkinson, Texas potatoes, Billy Elliot, […]

The HE Podcast is back! Read more about the long hiatus and the new direction for the show here. In this episode I am joined by Kris Wilson and Rob Denbleyker from Explosm/Cyanide & Happiness. We talk about how Kris's home is likely burning down in a Colorado wild fire, among other things. Please donate […]

In the post show for Episode 83 we talk about “Saved By The Bell,” “Scream 4” some more… I think… maybe we didn't. I know I played with the virtual guitar in iPad Garageband for 20 minutes or so.

Show Notes: Joel tries to coax Eli into talking about his bachelor party, wedding and subsequent Vegas vacation with little to no success. The crew examines Eli's Vegas souvenir: NUDEY PLAYING CARDS! Maybe we call a hooker. Just maybe. Also Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Scream 4, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Breaking Bad, Insidious, Mystery Team […]

Show Notes: This episode is a recording of the Webcomics Roundtable panel from C2E2 2011 in Chicago, IL. Cast: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With Slingshots. Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids SUBSCRIBE via […]

In the post show for Episode 81 we talk about the rampant classism and racism at Josh's magical restort in the Bahamas and lots more.

Show Notes: Travel Adventures! Josh's gay cruise to Dick Island, Alex's magical trip to Hogwarts and Joel's Frakes-tastic Emerald City Comicon experience! Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Josh Jeffcoat Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids The Fancy Bastard Hotline! (203) 6-FANCY-B We listen to your calls for some reason! SUBSCRIBE via iTunes or RSS

In the post show for Episode 80 we go over a 1946 list of Hobo slang.

Show Notes: Our New Sponsor: Tres Feo, Update on the whereabouts of Josh and Eli [one of them is dead], space shuttle Discovery launch, the great soccer sticker conspiracy, SNL Backstage, Robocop statue vs. Freddie Mercury statue, shitty movie suggestion: Eliminators (1986), Contact, lots of Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes in general conversation, Predator The Musical, talking […]

In the post show for Episode 79 you will hear what is probably the most fun I have ever had in my life: singing autotuned versions of 80's pop hits. I apologize for NOTHING.

Show Notes: It's Josh's birthday (but where is he?), Dallas's mayor drives cabs and fights crime, update on Roger's rape-van, The Justin Bie-bot, Tom Brislin's new video-song, we leave Josh a B-Day voicemail, Roger hacks his car which pleases Hitler, Top Gear (US vs. British), Wizard Magazine/ The Wizard/ Wizard World/ Al Gore is an […]

In the post show for Episode 78 we've got: More American Chopper talk, Alex's encounters with Starbuck (Katee Sackhoff), (Number 6) Tricia Helfer and Uhura (Nichelle Nichols), and the 10 greatest starships of all time.

Show Notes: What happened to Josh and Eli?, Roger has a van and a plan, Roger's domestic adventures, power tools are terrifying murder machines, new Black Dynamite hits!, Kevin Smith (Red State, circumventing Hollywood, Too Fat To Fly, etc), X-Mas kids music on Pandora, Stop vegetable abuse, Patton Oswalt in Big Fan, SyFy's Face Off, […]

Show Notes: [Recorded 01/12/2010] Black Dynamite, TRON Legacy is biodigital jazz, Old Chub Scottish Ale, Rocky Balboa, M&M tubes + sleeping kitties = Floaty Inception cats, Transformers 80's Movie, Rape in a moonbounce (Revenge of The Nerds), offensive humour, 80's cartoons don't hold up, clay-mation, voice modulation, secret sauce, Summer Glau's TV kiss of death and more! Cast: Joel Watson & Eli Luna with guest host […]

Show Notes: [Recorded 12/12/10 @ Dragon's Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX] This is part 2 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon's Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy! Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, David Willis of Shortpacked and Randal Milholland of Something Positive […]

Show Notes: [Recorded 12/31/2010] Our end of the year Podcastravaganza! We talk about TRON: Legacy, The best TV of 2010, Reality shows: Pawn Stars & American Pickers, Joel starts watching Doctor Who, all the movies we DIDN'T see in 2010 and LOTS MORE! Cast: Joel & Eli with guest host Alex Flores and special guest […]

Show Notes: [Recorded 12/11/10 @ Dragon's Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX] This is part 1 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon's Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy! Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content, David Willis of Shortpacked […]

In the post show for Episode 73 we play with all the sound FX on the mixer. It is horrible.

Show Notes: [Recorded 11/30/10] Eli tries again to kill josh, this time with Whipped Lightning “Whipahol”, Leslie Nielson died so we talk about O.J. Simpson, racist Hobbits, Joker cameo in Batman 3, Spider-Man musical woes, The Nasa Mystery Announcement, dark comedies: Extract & Observe and Report, Punkin Chunkin, Joel finally sees X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Grizzly […]

In the post show for Episode 72 we do this horrible bit about calling the Sith Pope. It's truly terrible. I'm sorry.

Show Notes: Joose, 4Loco Four LoKo and other energized malt liquors, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1, The Green Lantern Trailer, Cowboys vs. Aliens, The Whedonless Buffy Reboot, Joel's HBO/Cinemax Free Preview (the softest core of porn, G-String Divas, Dragonball: Evolution), The Venture Brothers Season Finale, […]

Show Notes: Once upon a time I made A COMIC about Chris Hardwick. Then, through the magic of Twitter and The Internet I was able to interview the very same Chris Hardwick while he was in Dallas doing a few stand up gigs. Chris killed with murder-style laugh-times on stage and was extremely gracious and […]

In the post show for Episode 70 we talk about who should be doing the Obama impression on SNL among other things.

“We Salute You.” Show Notes: Taco Delight, Skyline, Mtv's Teen Wolf: The Teenage Wolf, Party Down, The Cape, Industrial Light & Magic: Creating The Impossible, Black Dynamite, Avatar Super Secret Special Edition Blu-Ray, Joel's Letter From Prison, Austin Comic-Con, Joel Meets Doug Jones, Webcomics Rampage, Major Nelson Podcast Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, […]

In the post show for Episode 69 we talk about how Eli's job is creating Star Wars canon amongst other bullshit.

Show Notes: An update on The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Do gays “69” more than the average consumer?, Conan, The Walking Dead Episode 2, Geek News, w00tstock Dallas, hanging out with Adam Savage and MORE! The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them. The Fancy […]

In the post show for Episode 68 we talk about Clayface in Batman 3, Josh's 20 minute preview of TRON 2.0, our exclusive interview with Uwe Boll's new superheroine Blubberella.

Show Notes: Voting for weed, Voting for politicians, Joel's jury duty, Halloween haunted house fun times, JFK in Jaws, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Superman Lives, Adam McKay, The Walking Dead, Are there any podcasts in Dallas?, Zombie fighting dream team (it's the Mythbusters), Borg Cube vs. The Deathstar, Gay Otters?, Drawing Josh's dong The […]

In the post show for Episode 67 we talk more about my man-crush on Daniel Day Lewis, take another call from the Fancy Bastard Hotline, and discuss w00tstock SDCC. Plus we delve into more detail about Klingon reproductive anatomy.

Cast: Joel, Josh & Daniel Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Caprica capricancelled, New BSG Prequel, The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Tommy Wiseau Panel at SDCC, Glee Rocky Horror, Freaks & Geeks, Community, Josh refuses to watch SG:U, Joel's Star Trek convention, Klingon anatomy, baseball?, Halloween, Old Man Logan The Twit Sack: […]

In the post show for Episode 66 we try to play a podcast game based on IMDB but it fails miserably.

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Lots of fake/joke racism in this one for some reason. More than usual. If you think that would offend you, feel free to skip this episode. Show Notes: Why has it been 10 months?, Eli's getting married, Interview with a Chilean miner, Runaway Train: […]

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about Josh's MAME arcade cabinet, Josh has food on his face, glory holes, the majesty of Danny De Vito's naked body, fruit fly penis laser SCIENCE!, Leno vs. Conan, “New Scrubs” and other tv shows, James Cameron, […]

In the post show for Episode 65 we talk about the top 10 movie nude scenes (male and female) of the last decade and a bunch of other crap.

In the post show for Episode 64 we talk about The 40 worst movies of the 00's. Due to technical difficulties we lost the first 10 min of the post show and about 15-20 at the end. I think I've figured out why this keeps happening and hopefully can avoid it in the future.

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about James Cameron's Avatar, the future impact of 3D graphics on films, Eli's trip back to Texico, Old movies Joel has recently seen (The Happening/This Mist/The Killing Room), Josh seeing New Moon, Dollhouse, and the most regretted […]

In the post show for Episode 63 we talk WAY TOO MUCH about Twilight and how it ruined vampires for me.

Cast: Joel, Eli and Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about Baylor Clown College, Paula Deen and Mint Juice, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Turkey Jones, Flash Forward and Other TV type news, ABC's “V” [SPOILERS], Thanksgiving plans, Chooch and Chang's El DeLorio print, and Sarah […]

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode the HE crew talks about what we've been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of […]

In the post show for Episode 61 we talk about the movies with the highest all time body counts and the SciFi Sequels that didn't suck.

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic, This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, […]

In the Post Show for Episode 60 we talked about The Fancy Bastard Shitty Movie BirthdayCast.