The MESStimony Podcast

If you love documentaries, we have a great recommendation for you in Tinder Swindler.  Hear about how we want a ranch dressing road trip, and see if Lindsay can stump Mike with "Real or Fake Winter Olympic Events" Follow us on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok @TheMesstimony

"The Comparison Game" We are made in the image of God and he wants good things for us.  So often we lose sight of this truth because we are trapped in the lose-lose Comparison Game.  Join us as we re-wire our day to begin with a grateful heart. 

Tired of depressing news stories?  We were too!  Listen to The Messtimony as a way to take a break from all of that and share some laughs and relatable stories.    In today's episode we talk about rats that swam for 60 hours, 2021 most mispronounced words, and the Instacart driver that saved the day.   Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, & TikTok @themesstimony

2022 is here!  Listen today as we recap Christmas break, talk Lindsay's favorite cozy gift, New Year resolutions, and new content coming soon from The Messtimony! 

Tired of depressing news stories? We were too!! We created The Messtimony as a way to take a break from all that and share some laughs and relatable stories. Listen today as we talk The Chosen Movie, Mike's new rank as "knife guy", is Panera taking over as the most popular Christian hangout?  Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, & TikTok @TheMESStimony

Take a break from your busy holiday schedules and join us as we debate the best Christmas movies, talk Chipotle's release of cilantro soap, Yellowstone recap, and more!  Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok @Themesstimony. 

Take a break this Holiday Season and get a few laughs with the MESStimony as we talk random topics, share stories and have a few laughs.  In this episode we talk about The Marie Calendar's pie that ruined this one family's Thanksgiving, getting gas for the first time, the dollar and a quarter tree, and more!  Follow us on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok @TheMesstimony

Join us for our Thanksgiving edition of Marry, Date, Fling where we pick and choose our favorite Thanksgiving traditions and foods!   Kwik Trip / Kwik Star caused some controversy this week with a straw change, and do you need a 375 pound alligator in your life?  Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok @themesstimony

You know you've hit peak adulthood when going to Sam's Club is a fun date.  Find out what our favorite, new appliance is.  Learn how a fast food chain may soon have bottles of French fry vodka!  Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok @themesstimony. 

Hear how to possibly, maybe, allegedly get tickets for the season's hottest Christmas movie.  Learn the smoothest lines to help you put the "stud" in Bible Study, and find out why robot Mark Zuckerberg is obsessed with a specific condiment. 

Will Zuckerburg and his online army come for our souls?  Is there a limit to how gory Halloween decor can be?  Hear how some Illinois 7th graders made a Veteran's birthday the best ever! 

Will it be a good day? - hear about the pug who can predict your mood based on his level of laziness.  See what iconic candy is hitting the shelves after a 10 year hiatus.  Play our Fall version of "Marry, Date, Fling" and decide for yourself if you'd pay over $400 to stay in a murder house.  Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Tiktok @themesstimony

Are your knees weak?  Arms heavy? Listen to hear how Eminem is the latest celeb to venture into the restaurant business and find out how a rap star opened a fried chicken franchise in Iowa!  Hear the spooky tale of a hotel with a dark past, and be inspired by a high school quarterback with an unlikely handicap. 

Our pies are done!  Whose pumpkin spice pie will reign supreme?  Join us for a new fall segment with a spooky twist MesstiMURDER.   See how the Gabby Petito case keeps getting weirder, and check out the crunchy, toenail pasta sure to tickle your tastebuds. 

Are you giving a sloppy wet kiss to your lover, or to God? Join us as we play "worship song or love song".  Follow new developments in the Gabby Petito case, see who sold their Olympic medal, and hear the heartwarming story of a 79 year old Navy Veteran who is now a TikTok sensation. 

Hear our thoughts on the #1 Amazon Prime documentary, LuLaRich.  You'll never believe which restaurant just announced they're entering the battle of chicken sandwiches!  Would you want extinct animals brought back to life?   What could go wrong?! (Que Jurassic Park music). 

What happens when drug dealers and drug buyers are actually all undercover cops?  Find out what food and fun makes the top of our list and what we think is garbage during "marry, date, or fling", and have a feel good moment with a special message to millennials from Blue's Clues Steve. 

Is pumpkin juice a thing? Why is Kanye West the way he is? What is LulaRich?  Find the answers to these questions and more as we delve into hair clogs, Dr. Pimple Popper, and play "real or fake pumpkin spice products"

Lindsay and Mike learn the fastest way to injure themselves with milk crates, decide when to officially celebrate basic, white girl autumn, and discover that the Paralympics need more coverage.  Follow us on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok @themesstimony

Step away from the onslaught of doom & gloom in the World and join us as we discuss Grandma's freezer secret, Dad jokes, and Max's 500 day camping adventure.  Follow us on Facebook & Instagram @themesstimony!     

When making BLTs in the Midwest goes wrong, it's time for payback by sticking hair chunks to the shower wall.  Learn more about your enneagram personality number, and get inspired by one of our challenging VBS kids that ended up being an inspiration. 

Lindsay sprinkles just a little dill in her ranch, sports drink debate, and Mike tries to stump Lindsay in Real or Fake Olympic Sports!  Follow us on Instagram & Facebook @themesstimony  

The Mess Fam gets lost in the woods, Mike Googles Bezo's rocket and is shocked at the "adult" shape, and we share s smile over the positivity of the elderly and a pumped up golfer! 

When kayaking turns into a nightmare for one kiddo, she learns the tale of the haunted skull.  Learn a few yummy food hacks, and wash it all down with Mike literally thinking The Rock and Vin Diesel are the same person. 

Lindsay and Mike spill all the tea about closing one chapter and what lies ahead.  Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook @themesstimony

Mike and Lindsay Messerer intro The MESStimony Podcast!  What is MESStimony?  Why are there wild bunnies in their house?  Listen today to learn more about your new favorite podcast!