Podcast appearances and mentions of moe porne

Last chance to hear Brandon's original theme song about Doug! But also, all of us speaking emphatically about bad movies, good movies, and about talking about movies. We touch a little more on Eric Roberts and Doug's other podcasting ventures and and and... I forget. Many things. We had fun. Hope you do too. Now we just gotta rope Liam on here. And now all the other stuff I wrote the first time: But, Doug Tilley's back! One of the first guests on this feed something like 9-10 years ago, he actually turned on this camera this time and told us all about Canada, Eric Roberts, 80s local news anchors in Detroit, and the other usual Doug Tilley things. This'll probably be three parts because we're not Blank Check and we respect you enough to not put up 3 hour episodes. Check out Doug's main podcasting project at ⁠⁠Cinema Smorgasbord ⁠⁠with his buddy, Cinepunx cofounder (and former guest here) Liam O'Donnell. A spinoff or evolution or whatever of their original podcast, Eric Roberts is the Fucking Man, Cinema Smorgasbord covers a whole host of other actors and filmmakers that will make you tepidly exclaim, "Oh yeah, that guy(/lady)!" Or, if the last 30 years of Eric Roberts vehicles is too high budget for you, dig deep into the stone ages of podcasting with his 13-year-old(!) podcast ⁠⁠No Budget Nightmares⁠⁠ with his old friend Moe Porne. Can you believe that shit is still active? I suppose I can since these are the only movie podcasts I ever listen to. Speaking of movies that look like shit, did I mention I made a thing with ⁠⁠The Smudge⁠⁠ (sort of) about midwest noise festivals? Well, you can look at the trailer for that ⁠⁠here⁠⁠ and eventually we'll have a DVD you can purchase.

This week we talk to Doug about Eric Roberts (natch), his early internet communities, making a short feature film on video in the early 2000s, and Newfoundland accents! And now all the other stuff I wrote last time: But, Doug Tilley's back! One of the first guests on this feed something like 9-10 years ago, he actually turned on this camera this time and told us all about Canada, Eric Roberts, 80s local news anchors in Detroit, and the other usual Doug Tilley things. This'll probably be three parts because we're not Blank Check and we respect you enough to not put up 3 hour episodes. Check out Doug's main podcasting project at ⁠Cinema Smorgasbord ⁠with his buddy, Cinepunx cofounder (and former guest here) Liam O'Donnell. A spinoff or evolution or whatever of their original podcast, Eric Roberts is the Fucking Man, Cinema Smorgasbord covers a whole host of other actors and filmmakers that will make you tepidly exclaim, "Oh yeah, that guy(/lady)!" Or, if the last 30 years of Eric Roberts vehicles is too high budget for you, dig deep into the stone ages of podcasting with his 13-year-old(!) podcast ⁠No Budget Nightmares⁠ with his old friend Moe Porne. Can you believe that shit is still active? I suppose I can since these are the only movie podcasts I ever listen to. Speaking of movies that look like shit, did I mention I made a thing with ⁠The Smudge⁠ (sort of) about midwest noise festivals? Well, you can look at the trailer for that ⁠here⁠ and eventually we'll have a DVD you can purchase.

I forgot while writing this that Doug said Eric Roberts is the Fucking Man got pulled from iTunes because of the name, so, there's your title. But, Doug Tilley's back! One of the first guests on this feed something like 9-10 years ago, he actually turned on this camera this time and told us all about Canada, Eric Roberts, 80s local news anchors in Detroit, and the other usual Doug Tilley things. This'll probably be three parts because we're not Blank Check and we respect you enough to not put up 3 hour episodes. Check out Doug's main podcasting project at Cinema Smorgasbord with his buddy, Cinepunx cofounder (and former guest here) Liam O'Donnell. A spinoff or evolution or whatever of their original podcast, Eric Roberts is the Fucking Man, Cinema Smorgasbord covers a whole host of other actors and filmmakers that will make you tepidly exclaim, "Oh yeah, that guy(/lady)!" Or, if the last 30 years of Eric Roberts vehicles is too high budget for you, dig deep into the stone ages of podcasting with his 13-year-old(!) podcast No Budget Nightmares with his old friend Moe Porne. Can you believe that shit is still active? I suppose I can since these are the only movie podcasts I ever listen to. Speaking of movies that look like shit, did I mention I made a thing with The Smudge (sort of) about midwest noise festivals? Well, you can look at the trailer for that here and eventually we'll have a DVD you can purchase.

As the world falls into more chaos (#BlackLivesMatter) it's best to laugh. So we picked a movie with no plot, some laughs, no direction and just fun. The Fat Boys movie, Disorderlies. A movie that will waste your time but it will make you laugh a few times. We also have our best friend Moe Porne from No Budget Nightmares to join in on the fun. Like us on Facebook/Join our Facebook Group/Follow us on Twitter Theme by Cxdy called MAD! Don't forget to leave a comment!!!

We never thought it could happen but Cross Talk has achieved the impossible. We have brought together for the first time since their break up in a dumpster, the band that will forever remain in our hearts for their unique vision and pungent smell.In 1990 this band would go on to create a musical wave of innovation not seen since the invention of the keytar. Combining grubby wafts, unkempt hair, coats flecked with vomit and animal blood and the insertion of a pristine woodwind instrument into their anus, they created a sensation in the early 90s indie music scene that would go on to influence Lenny Valve and Cocksters, Ernie Pephepperton Flange III and Grunt Foreskin, the Dutch heavy metal rock band that like to hump tubas. Ladies and Genitals will you all please rub it together like grasshoppers at an orgy for Matt, Moe and Doc the original members and line up of Hobo Butt Flute!

It's yet another overlong, verbose, silly, loud, offensive, mad, jam-packed and infuriating New Year's Special.Once again, host Jon Cross welcomes Doc Paul Crowson, Andrew Buckley and, of course, Moe Porne to chat a movie topic worthy of their combined expertise and to make a lot of dick jokes. Dick jokes won't be a problem this year as our intrepid foursome wade into the murky, often complex and problematic waters of the oft-forgotten genre of 1980s sex romps. We tackle Revenge of the Nerds, The Last American Virgin, Splitz and Hamburger The Motion Picture. We talk the problems, the surprises, the laughs, the positive, the negative and, yep, the boobs.Escape your relatives, switch off your pre-conceptions, try not to get offended and realise that sometimes you just got to cut-loose and celebrate humanity's basest movie making.ENJOY and HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Franchise Month Begins- This year the 3BG is taking a trip to Detroit. Oh no, I'm sorry. Old Detroit. Crime is through the roof. Many citizens are either homeless or ducking the constant barrage bullets and prostitutes. Kirkwood Smith is out with his gang flexing hard on the Detroit PD. And to make matters worse, the OCP corporation wants to takeover the Motor City and turn it into Delta City. Think of Neo Tokyo with robot police walking around. We team up with our good friend Moe Porne of No-Budget Nightmare to talk about this classic movie.  Like us on Facebook/Join our Facebook Group/Follow us on Twitter  Intro by Cxdy x SCXTT Original Artwork by megatron_83 on Instagram  Outro by Fly Melodies x MB13Beatz Don't forget to leave a comment!!!

Another Sleazy Spader Springtime comes to an end and for this fourth and final episode, we have guest and podcast luminary, Moe Porne and host Jon Cross discussing a very rare find indeed, the Andy Lunn championed "Driftwood" from 1997. Spader's sleaze causes a french wood carver with mental problems to kidnap him for sex, basically. Moe and Jon find interesting reviews online for the film, discuss the wonder of limping, wheezing, grocery clerks, hypothesise about Diftwood sequels and cross overs and imagine a world where Spader teams up with Andrew McCarthy for a Weekend at Bernies 3! All this and more on a very special Sleazy Spader Springtime 4 finale! Featuring music by The Big Heist!Enjoy! CONTACT US and give us feedback at aftermoviediner@gmail.com, Call us on 347 669 0053 or leave us a voicemail from your computer at www.speakpipe.com/aftermoviediner

So the New Year's After Movie Diner special gang are back with another trowel through the career of an actor you didn't know you didn't give a crap about. Returning guest hosts Moe Porne and Doc Paul Crowson are back with Jon Cross and this year are joined by Andrew Buckley! Hoping to find a potential lost gem, they subjected themselves to not one but four John Ritter films: Hero at Large, They All Laughed, Skin Deep and Stay Tuned!Do they find treasure or are they poking around in a bag of old vegetable shavings and animal plops? Listen to find out and to learn what John Ritter's connection is to The Two Ronnies, what film finds him cross dressing with Salt n Pepper and just why it is he insists on showing everyone his chest hair!Enjoy and Happy New Year!Find our co-host Jim and follow him on Twitter @J_E_A_Wallace.Podcast RSS FEEDSubscribe To/Rate & Review/Download on iTunesOr Subscribe To/Rate & Review/Listen To/Download on STITCHEROr Listen To/Download on SPREAKEROr Listen To on YouTubeCONTACT US and give us feedback at aftermoviediner@gmail.com, Call us on 347 669 0053 or leave us a voicemail from your computer at www.speakpipe.com/aftermoviediner

It's a horror movie! It's right-wing propaganda! It's a horror movie *AND* right-wing propaganda! This week we're joined by No-Budget Nightmares and alt.nerd.obsessive host MOE PORNE to talk about 2014's despicable THE SCAVENGER KILLERS, featuring Charles Durning, Robert Loggia, Dustin "SCREECH" Diamond and ERIC ROBERTS! We also chat about whether you should cuddle chickens, our favorite Mexican food, THE DARK KNIGHT, the crushing depression that fills every second of our day(s) and SO MUCH MORE! LET'S LISTEN!  The post Episode 79: Scavenger Killers (2014) (/w Moe Porne) appeared first on Eric Roberts is the Man.

It's a horror movie! It's right-wing propaganda! It's a horror movie *AND* right-wing propaganda! This week we're joined by No-Budget Nightmares and alt.nerd.obsessive host MOE PORNE to talk about 2014's despicable THE SCAVENGER KILLERS, featuring Charles Durning, Robert Loggia, Dustin "SCREECH" Diamond and ERIC ROBERTS! We also chat about whether you should cuddle chickens, our favorite Mexican food, THE DARK KNIGHT, the crushing depression that fills every second of our day(s) and SO MUCH MORE! LET'S LISTEN!  The post Episode 79: Scavenger Killers (2014) (/w Moe Porne) appeared first on Eric Roberts is the Man.

YOU ASKED FOR IT! YOU GOT IT! It's a Something Weird (and Moe Porne) favorite, 1969's DRACULA (THE DIRTY OLD MAN), featuring all manners of rubber bats, sexual assault, and a soundtrack full of lame jokes recorded to make up for its unusable original audio! You also get Irving Jackalman, sex through pants, and some of the most uncomfortable dirty talk you're likely to ever hear and uncontrollable laughter. Who could ask for anything more? It's No-Budget Nightmares! 

It's our 250 episode of the 3BG Podcast. We're so proud we have made it this far. Thanks to our fans and to everyone who helped us along the way. Like a our good friend Moe Porne from No-Budget Nightmares, who's been our best friends since we started. He tags along with us on this episode. That being said let's talk about Bill Cosby and this sorry ass movie. We talk about Cosby, Pills and other awesome things. 

Jamie Sammons and Jon Cross join Moe Porne to discuss Never Too Young To Die

Moe Porne and his guests discuss Android Cop... and they don't exactly enjoy it.

Matt Poirier and Jon Cross join Moe Porne to discuss the Jim Wynorski cult classic

Jon Cross and Moe Porne talk about sex, pornography and dirty shit.

Jon Cross and Doug Tilley join Moe Porne to discuss the Dan Ackroyd flop, Nothing But Trouble.

On this, the inaugural episode of Drive All Night: The Podcast Podcast, Justin discusses what the podcast is about and explains the origins of the title. The topics of conversation… Continue reading "The Eric Roberts Nightmare"

On this, the inaugural episode of Drive All Night: The Podcast Podcast, Justin discusses what the podcast is about and explains the origins of the title. The topics of conversation… Continue reading "The Eric Roberts Nightmare"

Our house! In the middle of our street! Our BOARDINGHOUSE! It’s the ORIGINATOR of SOV horror, and Moe Porne and Doug Tilley find themselves perplexed while trying to unwrap the mysteries of John Wintergate’s ode to hedonism/psychokinesis. If you like tiger-print banana hammocks, impenetrable timelines, dead cats, and topless nudity, you’re going to want to lap up all of this delicious podcast MILK. Yum yum! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! Purchase Boardinghouse (30th Anniversary Edition)

Sweet sassy molasssy! The NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PODCAST is *BACK*! And it’s packing HEAT! And for their triumphant return, Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley are covering an all time nutball classic from 1994: KINDERGARTEN NINJA. Featuring NFL legend Dwight Clark as a drunken, womanizing douchebag who turns his life around thanks to MARTIAL ARTS, kids(!) and the ghost of Bruce Lee. Seriously! Clark gets a chance to fight, sing, eat french-fries, cozy up to bimbos, hilariously promote his restaurant and ACT! Sort of! And the episode ends with another INCREDIBLE song by Roo, and the promise of many, many more episodes to come. STOP READING AND START LISTENING! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! LOTS of new exciting stuff to come. Including a FULL EPISODE ARCHIVE. It’ll be OFF THE CHAIN Purchase Kindergarten Ninja on Amazon Hey! Why not watch the WHOLE MOVIE (legally!) right here?!

It’s the classic love story. Boy meets girl. Boy shares corpse with girl. Boy loses girl to corpse. Boy… does some stuff that is difficult to describe. It’s episode 36 of the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast and we’re talking about some CORPSE F**CKING ART! It’s 1988’s sleaze-art-German classic NEKROMANTIK directed by twisted auteur Jörg Buttgereit, and while some poor souls would only dare dip the tip in, hosts Moe Porne and Doug “SWEETBACK” Tilley have gone whole hog into this ode to dead love. Join us in the murky pool of blood, urine, goo and other bodily fluids, and stick around till the end for a very special treat!ローラーコースター ローラーコースター/6点入り(代引き不可)ヨーロピアンクラシック折れ脚こたつ 80×80cm+国産（日本製）こたつ布団 2点セット テーブル 正方形 猫足 セット （こたつカラー：ホワイト+布団柄：C_サークル・セピア）【代引不可】【代引不可【1500円以上購入で300円OFFクーポン 8/2 9:59まで】 【カンテサンス】 センティッドキャンドル ペルス ネージュ 600g 【アロマ:アロマキャンドル:キャンドル:カップ入り】【ポイント10倍】【子供家具】コロコロチェア＆デスク 3点セット 学習机 学習デスク 本棚 テーブル キッズチェア 木製 HOPPLヤマケン 積層 はがせるカラーまな板 イエロー 2号B-51mm3個セット特選土鍋 8号土鍋（有田焼） [ 24 x 13cm ] 料亭 旅館 和食器 飲食店 業務用防犯カメラ専門店 VCN-9762V マザーツール製 防水型高画質HD-SDI【smtb-k】【w4】【森のお厨子】お掃除道具サービス日立産機システム TFOX-KK 5.5KW 4P 200V 三相モータ ザ・モートル 安全増防爆型 (全閉外扇型)ナチュラルモダンPCデスク 幅60cm紙幣計算機 紙幣カウンター ダイト daito DN-600A★クーポン配布中★ イタリア家具[ ダイニングチェア 椅子 ]王冠 白家具 猫脚? アンティーク アンティーク風 輸入家具 輸入雑貨 イタリア家具 チェア イタリア 家具 ロココ調 ダイニングチェア【送料無料＋クーポン＋2大特典】2016年度 イトーキ 学習机 ジョイカラーデスク 書棚「ロータイプ」LEDライト L51ES HZ-F82 HZ-F82PK HZ-F82PP HZ-F84 HZ-ギガンティックシリーズ ドラゴンボールZ 魔人ブウ (善) 約460mm PVC製 塗装済み完成品フィギュア　エクスプラス　新品学習デスク 学習机　Leamo【リーモ】シリーズ フリーワン ハイタイプ NAH-H9L-L52UDS ラテナチュラル NAH-H91-L52UDS ティーブラウン　ITOKI イトーキ 2017年度洗濯機 日立 ビートウォッシュ BW-V70B HITACHI 縦型 簡易乾燥 本体 新型 新品光回線インターネット加入キャンペーン 回線セット販売 光 SoftBank光 申込み Jul17【Jiffy Steamer J-4000/ジフィー スチーマー【並行輸入品】】 b0000665teセイコー SEIKO 報時 掛け時計 RQ306Aシャビーなフレンチインテリア　アンティーク調トールミラー　ウォールミラー　鏡 10P27May16リッチェル 分別タウンボックス弓形 容量/60L【直送商品】【代引不可】【業務用品,大型ごみ箱,屋外用分別ゴミ箱】

Microbudget films can be EDUCATIONAL! For instance, in Bobby Keller’s DEATHERMAN we learn that a combination of radiation and acid rain can cause a recently buried weatherman to return to life and CRAVE BLOOD. SCIENCE! So grab your BAROMETER as there’s a WARM PRESSURE SYSTEM of murder coming your way. Thankfully, you have meteorological mad-men Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley to guide you through the highs and lows of this no-budget throwback on the latest episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES! E-mail us IF YOU DARE at nobudgetnightmares@dailygrindhouse.com. [クーポンで1200円OFF 8/26 18:00?8/29 0:59] テレビ台 ローボード 国産 完成品 テレビボード テレビラック 200cm 収納 TV台 TVボード AVボード 日本製【正規輸入品】 アメリカ ハワードミラー 620-315 HOWARD MILLER ORIGINAL HOWARD MILLER IV クオーツ式掛け時計 [大型サイズ]コンドル　ポリシャー　CP-8型　階段用（ポリッシャー 床用） 【3900円以上送料無料】その他 サンゲツカーペット サンビクトリア 色番VT-1 サイズ 200cm×300cm 【防ダニ】 【日本製】 ds-1287943[スマホエントリーでポイント最大14倍]TWEMCO 電波クロック（電波時計）RC-12A (ホワイト)おしゃれな掛け時計?壁掛け【まとめ買い】【ジョンソン】【ＫＩＷＩ】ＫＩＷＩ油性靴クリーム　黒　45ＭＬ【45ｍｌ】×144個セット （4968306479585）ダイニングテーブルセット ベンチ 4人掛け ダイニング4点セット 幅150cm アジアン アカシアウッド オール無垢材 アジアンリゾート ダメージ加工 レトロ アンティーク調イナバ物置 シンプリー 全面棚タイプ MJX-159D [収納庫/収納/屋外収納庫/屋外/倉庫/小型/激安/価格/小屋/ガーデニング/庭/いなば/いなば物置/稲葉/ものおき/物置き]羽毛布団ツインキルトルネロイヤルポーランドダックダウン90％ダブルサイズペアセット/ストーンクラウンペアチャーム(ブラック＆ホワイト)/ArtemisClassic/アルテミスクラシック[空想刀-高級模造刀] ZS-141 闇霞 DX -YAMIKASUMI-DX- 布製刀袋付き◆送料無料◆　●居合練習　居合稽古に最適　● 端午の節句 子供の日 こどもの日 居合道 ast新品 未使用 AQUOS ZETA SH-01G Indigo docomo スマホ 白ロム 本体【当社６ヶ月保証】【中古】 【 携帯少年 】【3年あんしん保証付】INAX 洗面器セット[オーバーカウンター式][はめ込み前丸形][手動スイッチ付自動水栓（グースネックタイプ）][壁排水] L-2160FC+AM-211V1-Ssetインテリア?家具 水廻りフロアー タフチェッカー MZTF-25 32枚セット 色 グリーン サイズ 厚15mm×タテ250mm×ヨコ250mm／枚 32枚セット寸法（1000mm×2000mm） 【エナメルバッグ A4 濱野皮革工芸 セレブ エナメル トートバッグ A4対応/濱野皮革 バッグ hamano 濱野 本革 レザー エナメル トートバッグ 通学 レディース 日本製【予約】 17-18 SCOOTER DAYLIFE-THRUSTER スクーター スノーボード 板 フリースタイル パウダーボード S【選べるソールカバー＋ロック＋グリッププレゼント】【10%OFF★ポイント最大７倍★【全国配送可】-ベッドコーナーセンサーセット (分配コンセントセット) アイホン2P 型番BS-2/BC-S（P2） asn7-2756-65 -【医療・看護用機器】オプティア ＡＢ アップリカ アクア（GN）【ポイント10倍】【送料無料※】 Aprica Optia アップリカ ベビーカー オプティアＡＢ A型 オート4キャス 両対面 トラベルシステム CTS 【Fender フェンダー エレキギター FEN STD STRAT HSS RW BSB N/BAG】 b005l2umuuマリッジリング ２本セット K18 ホワイトゴールド 結婚指輪 天然 ダイヤモンド 日本製【NEWショップ】 【マリッジリング】【ホワイトゴールド】【結婚指輪】

Grab your throwing stars and nun-chucks and head to the cemetery for a knock-down, drag-out brawl with episode 33 of the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PODCAST featuring Jim Van Bebber’s cult classic DEADBEAT AT DAWN. Your intrepid hosts Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley take to the mean streets of Dayton, Ohio and find a near apocalyptic hell-hole of nastiness, where gangs rule the streets and the only way to survive is to RUN LIKE HELL. It’s messy, violent and OH SO AWESOME, so dive in while we make one last big score.

Episode #2 of the Sidecast is here!   On this edition, Mike & Jamie welcome Doug Tilley and Moe Porne to discuss a couple of [...]

Episode #2 of the Sidecast is here!   On this edition, Mike & Jamie welcome Doug Tilley and Moe Porne to discuss a couple of [...]

Todd Sheets. TODD SHEETS. If you had told us all the way back in Episode #5 that less than 30 episodes later MOE PORNE and DOUG “SWEETBACK” TILLEY would be talking to the man himself, they would have called you a liar. A scoundrel. A miscreant. Yet, here we are not only featuring a film he’s actively disowned (1993′s GOBLIN), but also featuring an interview with the MASTER OF SPLATTER TODD SHEETS! Yeah, this is a big one, so call your parents (adopted or otherwise) and get them to listen as Todd dishes the dirt, peels back the layers and gives a VERY SPECIAL announcement about his upcoming film house of forbidden secrets. All here and more on.. NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES.

You could have a steam train, if you’d just lay down your track. Or you could have a SLEDGEHAMMER to the freakin’ SKULL! No, it’s not Peter Gabriel, it’s David DEADLY PREY Prior’s early 80s shot-on-video horror classic SLEDGEHAMMER! Packed to the gills with thoroughly reprehensible (and stupid!) characters, Prior has his cast maneuver the halls of his apartment while avoiding a shape changing, invincible, sledgehammer-wielding, mask-wearing MANIAC! LISTEN to your hosts MOE PORNE and DOUG “SWEETBACK” TILLEY guffaw at the glorious gobs of gore, and ENJOY their mirth towards the macho meatheads who treat their girlfriends alternately horribly and offensively. I’m your sledgehammer! Let there be no doubt about it

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER! No-Budget Nightmares returns with its 30th episode anniversary spectacular, and you’ve never heard ANYTHING like it. We have listener mail, recorded messages from some of our favorite film-makers, interviews with Oliver Assiran & Les Norris (directors of GORNO: AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY), David Sitbon (who appeared in SUBURBAN SASQUATCH and ANTFARM DICKHOLE), Jim Bultas (director of ROCK N’ ROLL SPACE PATROL ACTION IS GO) and Deric Bernier (who appeared in NIGHTMARE ASYLUM and ZOMBIE RAMPAGE) and hosts Moe Porne and Doug Tilley go over their favorite and least favorite moments and films. Stay tuned for some SPECIAL SONGS, and surprises! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!

You’ve never seen anything like SCIENCE CRAZED. That’s both a threat AND a promise. A Canuxploitation classic of the highest (lowest?) order, NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES hosts Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley can make neither head nor tail of the bizarre pacing, strange dubbing and downright BIZARRE qualities that make up Ron Switzer’s Canadian wonder. It deserves your love, respect and FEAR. Join the cult of SCIENCE CRAZED.

You like vomit, right? No? Well, thrash metal legend Lance Ozanix LOVES vomit. And in 1991 he decided to turn his unique ability to vomit on command into a 40 minute, blasphemous spectacular! HOLY MOLY features finger snippings, demon horns, neon ray-bans and is as ugly as it is entertaining (which is a LOT). Your podcast pals Moe Porne and Doug Tilley dive deep into the netherworld, and come up with delicious bite-sized morsels of fun and frivalty. Take a ride on the NBN freight train, if you WILL.

Move over Herbert West, EDGAR ALLAN LOVECRAFT (seriously) is here! Full of more panty-headed partiers than you can shake a syringe of “reanimating serum” at, REANIMATOR ACADEMY is an aquarium of laughs that features a smattering of gangsters, a gaggle of decapitations, and prostitutes by the bucketful! If you listen carefully you can hear hosts Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley slowly lose their minds (and heads!), before eventually finding serenity in the sweet embrace of death. PLUS Another chapter in the mysterious REDNECK COUNTY FEVER saga! ALL THIS AND MORE!

GREETINGS, TRUE BELIEVERS! This week we have a film from GERMANY, or – I should say – GOREMANY, because this episode is jam packed with organ meat, decapitations and TEETH DRILLING. Splatmaster Olaf Ittenbach cut his teeth (HA!) as a dental technician before churning out some of the nastiest low-budget violence that Deutschland has to offer, and he started his career making nihilistic shot-on-video nonsense like 1997′s THE BURNING MOON. Listen to Moe Porne and Doug Till-E-y fumble their way through the their first international feature – and there’s listener feedback, too! EXCELSIOR!

Stop your grinnin’ and drop your linen, because it’s time for Mike Stanley’s immortal (GET IT) DEAD IS DEAD, starring the bearded, bowl-mulleted auteur as the hunky lead. THRILL! as Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley try to unravel the ancient mysteries of who these people are, and what the heck they are doing. And what’s up with those mutants?! If the leaden, awful dialogue doesn’t get you, the incomprehensible editing certainly will, and it’s all on (audio) display on the latest NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PODCAST. Save your fork.

Pull out your cleaver and slap on some greasepaint, because it’s time to dive headfirst into 1985′s BLOOD CULT, which is notable as (not quite) the first straight-to-video feature film – and not notable for anything else! Featuring a septuagenarian hero, DOG MURDER, exciting driving music, DUMMY MURDER, and the geekiest love interest since REVENGE OF THE NERDS, BLOOD CULT is a nasty bit of video violence; and is greedily lapped up by your hosts Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley. We make learning fun!

Antfarms! Dickholes! They go together like peanut butter and chocolate, and are FINALLY brought together in Bill Zebub’s WTF bizarro no-budget opus ANTFARM DICKHOLE. Featuring: Wedgies! Ants! Dickholes! Bikinis! Rampant nudity! Wang bananas! And ANT-EATER ACTION. Moe Porne and Doug Tilley WATCHED the damn thing, and now you’re going to listen to them stumble and sigh their way through talking about it. LISTEN TWICE! IT COSTS THE SAME!

He’s a NINJA! But.. also a ROBOT. Actually, ROBOT NINJA doesn’t really feature a robot or a ninja, but it *does* contain a sociopath comic book writer inadvertently causing the death of many innocent people. It also has face stabbings, head stabbing, stomach stabbings and BODY MODS. But that’s not all! How about a little BURT WARD? How does that sound? J.R. Bookwalter followed his classic THE DEAD NEXT DOOR with this nuttiness, and MOE PORNE and DOUG “SWEETBACK” TILLEY are here to reap the rewards. OW. MY NUTS.

Yes, after a brief, dramatic interlude your hosts Doug “Sweetback” Tilley and Moe Porne have returned to explore the depths and heights of ultra-low-low-low budget cinema. This week we cleanse our palate with Todd Jason Cook’s 1995 zombie opus DEATH METAL ZOMBIES, featuring choreographed head-banging, gut-munching, UNFORTUNATE UNDERWEAR and lots and lots of DEATH METAL. Shengar commands you to listen!!

HIP HOP LOCOS. BARELY LEGAL LESBIAN VAMPIRES. THE SUMMER OF THE MASSACRE. We’ve talked about plenty of terrible, no-good, very bad films here on NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, but GORNO: AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY might very well trump them all. A sickeningly pretentious attempt at aping the “teenage debauchery” sub-genre dominated by Larry Clark and Harmony Korine, it uses film as a blunt object in which to hammer its audience into submission. And it sucks. Terribly. This is a very special ANGRY episode, where Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley let loose with both barrels on a very deserving target. One way or another, you’re going to get covered in spittle. Enjoy.