No-Budget Nightmares

It's been a long (long!) time coming but the German superhero parody (with a hint of splatstick) CAPTAIN COSMOTIC has finally arrived on No-Budget Nightmares! Since viewers don't have easy access to the film (and it's even harder to find subs), we go DEEP on this weird little number, hence a runtime an hour longer than the film we're discussing. OOPS! But thankfully you'll get plenty of incomprehensible German (from the film AND the hosts), a devilishly catchy theme song and an announcement of the subject of our next episode.. AND IT'S A BIG ONE. Listen and learn. 

HOT DAMN! No-Budget Nightmares returns.. AGAIN?! It feels like only a month ago when NBN returned from its THREE YEAR hiatus to J all over your Bs with meaty podcasting action, and now THE BOYS are back again, this time goofin' and grinnin' with the 1990 Buffalo-shot martial arts masterpiece BLOOD AND STEEL, written by, directed by and starring safe-cracker/bad-ass Mark Swetland! It's full of kicking and punching and nunchucks and throwing stars and just the most amazing accents you'll ever hear. In fact, I'm going to stop writing this summary and go watch it again RIGHT NOW!  Note: The film features some moments of sexual threat which, while extremely goofy in context, might cause some listeners distress. When you hear the sound clip of one of the thugs pouring a beer into a purse, feel free to skip ahead ten minutes or so. Sorry! 

After three long years we're free! TIME TO CONQUER EARTH! Yes - improbably - it's the return of No-Budget Nightmares! Since March, 2020 the podcast has been laying in wait, but we're back to insert ourselves once again into the overcrowded world of low-budget film podcastery! All your favorites are back: Moe! Doug! Yawning! Creaky chair sounds! Audio clips! Too-long run times! And we've returned with a BANG, covering Anthony Polonia's kaiju (or is that kiaju?) comedy ZILLAFOOT from (the year of our lord) 2019. With a sub-Suburban Sasquatch monster suit and an ending that threatens to break Moe's brain, it has everything you could want out of a NBN subject. Listen and tell your friends, you FIENDS! 

Miss us? NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES has - as you may have noticed - been taking an extended break during the ongoing end of the world, but we miss all of you SO much so we decided to release something special. A couple of years back the legendary Todd Sheets asked Moe and Doug to provide a commentary for the Blu-Ray release of his horror-comedy CLOWNADO. Neither of us ended up seeing a copy in the wild, but it was reported back to us that they DO exist. Either way, we figured enough time has passed at this point that even people who don't own a CLOWNADO Blu-Ray deserve to hear our lovely voices talk for 90 minutes about clowns and tornados and how they intersect. It may not be a new episode, but it's the NEXT BEST THING. Enjoy! 

Your no-budget pals Moe and Doug have been at this since 2011, so we figured it's about time to let our listeners get a word in. On this VERY SPECIAL episode of No-Budget Nightmares we have letters and audio clips from our listeners, who are eager(?) to ask questions, make comments, and to reinforce why it's probably best to leave this to the professionals (does anyone know any?). It could be a disaster, but there's only one way to know for sure. Let's listen!

A horrible plague threatening to destroy the earth? Only in the movies! On episode 126 Moe and Doug return to the greatest Argentinian zombie trilogy ever: PLAGA ZOMBIE! This time we're looking at the most polished of the bunch with PLAGA ZOMBIE: ZONA MUTANTE: REVOLUCION TOXICA (2011), which sees the return of Max Giggs, Bill Johnson and our beloved John West, who do battles with zombies, aliens and zombie aliens in a desperate attempt to save the world! Along the way we get blood, gore, friendship, pantomime birth, and the musical number to end all musical numbers. JOIN US.

On episode 125 of No-Budget Nightmares it's the apocalypse.. AGAIN! This time the animals have risen up to take out humanity, and we have an intrepid (and very cold looking) trio making their way across Rochester, New York to deliver a cell phone. On the way, there's rabbit attacks, squirrel attacks, gorilla attacks, turtle attacks and SO MANY MORE ATTACKS. It's RISE OF THE ANIMALS and it's a) fun as hell and b) only an hour long. WHAT A CONCEPT! TAKE DRUGS AND LISTEN.

I WANT YOU FOR.. THE ZOMBIE ARMY! On a brand new episode of No-Budget Nightmares THE LADS take on the 1991 SOV Delaware-lensed zombie classic THE ZOMBIE ARMY. Featuring: TWO head explosions, neck biting, battery acid-fu and some LETHAL LADIES (/w theme song). It's the best thing going today, and it's all for you. CHECK IT OUT, MAGGOTS! 

In the arms of an angel! It's NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES #123, and we're getting RELIGIOUS with the apocalyptic green-screen sci-fi madness of Fabian Rush's PANTHEON BLACK. It's a bit like ALIEN, a bit like EVENT HORIZON and a bit like that dream you had after eating a burrito where nothing made sense and everyone looked a bit fuzzy. But you have MOE and DOUG as your guides, which means FUN (fun not guaranteed). Time to watch! 

This week on No-Budget Nightmares we're chatting about a true obscurity. It's the brand new (actually old) shot-on-video horror film METAL NOIR, originally directed by David R. Williams back in 1990, before immediately falling into obscurity. That was, until shot-on-video writer, creator and historian Tony Masiello unearthed it, polished it, and brought it back to the world as a special edition DVD. But was all that effort worth it? It's up to Moe and Doug to pass judgment. I wonder what they'll say? GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LISTEN AND FIND OUT!  

WALKER! We've got another Patreon request episode, and this one is a DOOZY. 1997's SUDDEN FURY is full of explosions, full-body burns, gore, and incomprehensible accents. It also has the late David Warbeck (from Lucio Fulci's THE BEYOND) in one of his final roles. It's a rare No-Budget Nightmares action movie, and Moe and Doug get positively giddy as they walk through the bonkers plot (and some truly wretched acting) to get to the good stuff. Also, they go a little overboard on the accents. Sorry! 

On a BRAND NEW episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES we're watching Jim Haggerty's 2000 slasher film called, uh, THE SLASHER! It has bad acting, sound and dialogue, but what about the plot? That's bad too! But that's ok, since we're going to go through it scene by scene anyway, because what ELSE CAN WE DO? Nothing! CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE AND LISTEN! 

BULK SMOOSH! As you may have guessed 2012's THE AMAZING BULK is a mockbuster/parody of Ang Lee's THE INCREDIBLE HULK, except made in five days and shot entirely against a green screen using pre-rendered stock footage and computer generated models. It's exactly as good as that would suggest. There are tornado transformations, Stanley Kubrick references, ED humor and.. look.. it's garbage, ok? But its short garbage. It's No-Budget Nightmares. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 

HORROR! TERROR! SCARES! On this episode of No-Budget Nightmares we're discussing 1986's TERROR AT TENKILLER, which is so incompetent they forgot to record any audio while making it, so a different crew had to step in and complete the darn thing! Moe and Doug have plenty of fun picking this dull slasher movie apart, and we even bring on the wonderful Freeman Williams (who provides a voice in the film) to tell us about its creation and to recreate a memorable scene with our hosts! We also announce our upcoming live stream, which you're going to want to be a part of. IT'S ALMOST TOO GOOD! LET'S CHECK IT OUT!

A no-budget nightmares RETURN! And this time, thanks to a Patreon request, we're delving back into the work of Don Dohler! In fact, DEAD HUNT is Don's final film (co-directed by HARVESTERS' and STAKES' Joe Ripple), and it's an old fashioned slasher flick with a touch of post-SCREAM metacommentary for good measure. It's tons 'o fun, aside from a few issues with, uh, pronunciation. Have a listen and tell your friends right.. NOW! 

YES! No-Budget Nightmares returned with the movie that killed Monday, whupped Tuesday and put Wednesday in the hospital! It's Todd Sheets' VIOLENT NEW BREED. It's a ton o' faith-based fun, with a gang of drug-pushing "Breeders" making life hell for the citizens of "New York City", and features the immortal Rudy Ray Moore in a supporting role! It also has demon plant vaginas, Pac-Man shirts, JERRY ANGELL, Satan, and so much more! LET'S DIG IN! 

And now for something EXTREMELY different. Thanks to a Patreon request from listener Tyler Sharp, we've been blessed with a one-of-a-kind item: a preliminary cut of Matt Farnsworth's IOWA that was later re-edited for DVD release. Unlike most/all No-Budget Nightmares features, this one had a budget, a crew and name talent in front of the camera, but guess what? It's bad! Meth, corn, mangled genitals and bowler hats abound in this mess of a movie, and we're here for it. Clear off your afternoon and have a listen. 

We're back! It's a HOLIDAY MIRACLE! After a two month hiatus, No-Budget Nightmares returns with the 1987 Canuxploitation oddity BEYOND THE 7TH DOOR, starring the unforgettable (and unintelligible) Lazar Rockwood! Our hero, joined by a cocktail clad - and much more competent - lady-friend chainsmokes his way through SEVEN DEADLY ROOMS in order to unearth some hidden treasure, but will his greed get the better of him? I'm betting YES! It's a grand old time all around, so time to stop shopping for the kids and start LISTENING.

It's another NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PATREON SPECIAL, and that means something WEIRD! And, in this case, something GERMAN! Thanks to listener LARS for forcing us to watch the 2003 action-satire-gore-comedy OPERATION DANCE SENSATION, which has MASSIVE GUNS, endless NINJAS and an EPIC running time it doesn't quite deserve. But it's plenty violent, and has a snappy theme song, and that's good enough for us. GATHER YOUR FAMILY AND LISTEN!

It's a NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES *FIRST*! A SEQUEL! Moe and Doug return to ARGENTINA to check out the mid-point of the beloved PLAGA ZOMBIE trilogy, and they LOVE IT! In fact, there's some discussion about whether this is the BEST NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES FILM EVER! But that's at the end. Before that, you'll have to enjoy hearing THE BOYS wax philosophic about beheadings, disembowlings and JOHN WEST! It's all that and a bag of chips, so what are you waiting for? START LISTENING, JERKS!

Sgt. Gregory Dapp is a renegade space cop hunting down a deadly creature across the cosmos. The beast, called a PHOBE, makes its way to planet earth with DAPP hot on its trail, but soon comes upon a young high school cheerleader who has unknowingly stolen its egg. Can DAPP protect the young woman AND steal her heart? Can he stop the PHOBE from reproducing and bring it back to his commander? Can he sport the dumbest haircut in cinema history? Can he dance awkwardly with a HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT? Can he constantly wear sunglasses to cover his glowing yellow eyes? ALL WILL BE REVEALED on the latest episode of No-Budget Nightmares, featuring the Canadian classic PHOBE: THE XENOPHOBIC EXPERIMENTS!

Does it get any better than a SOV horror that had a limited international release in the 80s finally getting released in North America 28 years later (thanks to Bleeding Skull)? No, it doesn’t! And CARDS OF DEATH isn’t just some boring obscurity, it’s weird as hell, and introduced the world to “Gunny” Gunther, the dumbest, angriest cop ever! And don’t get us started on the closing credits song! No-Budget Nightmares returns to its roots, and we couldn’t be happier. Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook and Twitter! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! And head over to Dork Shelf for all the best film, TV and comic news, reviews and commentary.

Look, I'm going to be straight with you. This is a rough episode of No-Budget Nightmares. We didn't like the movie, which is just an unending parade of empty misery, and talking about it was just a tremendous drag. You'll hear how defeated we were by the end. However, if you've ever wanted to hear us be mentally and physically destroyed by a movie, this is the episode for you. It's the 2014 computer animated film WHERE THE DEAD GO TO DIE from director Jimmy ScreamerClauz. Don't say we didn't warn you.

YOU ASKED FOR IT! YOU GOT IT! It's a Something Weird (and Moe Porne) favorite, 1969's DRACULA (THE DIRTY OLD MAN), featuring all manners of rubber bats, sexual assault, and a soundtrack full of lame jokes recorded to make up for its unusable original audio! You also get Irving Jackalman, sex through pants, and some of the most uncomfortable dirty talk you're likely to ever hear and uncontrollable laughter. Who could ask for anything more? It's No-Budget Nightmares! 

Take a splash of THE EVIL DEAD, a pinch of 1977's HOUSE (aka HAUSU), and a whole lot of BODY BUILDING and you have something resembling the Japanese microbudget horror comedy BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL. Filmed on 8mm back in 1995, it wasn't completed until 2009 and didn't get an official release until 2012, and despite all those timeline shenanigans, it's still fun as HELL. Gory, funny, and packed with inspiration, it's something far more than a fan film. LISTENING TIME!

Look, we get it. That title is pretty rough. Also, this is a Bill Zebub film, so you know it's likely going to be awful. We at No-Budget Nightmares understand that some will be rightfully put off by such an extreme title, though the film in no way reflects the language of that title. There's no Jesus. There's no rape. Also, an HOUR of the movie is a SLIDESHOW OF IMAGES. SERIOUSLY. Dear lord. Anyway, we watched it, and now you get to hear us talk about it. It's a simply transaction. May god have mercy on our souls. 

Exploding dongs. SO MANY EXPLODING DONGS. 2011's THE TAINT is a bad taste smörgåsbord, gleefully crossing the line at every opportunity with its unique mixture of quirky humor, bodily fluids, shockingly slick FX and a tremendous synth soundtrack. But IS IT ANY GOOD? Let your good friends Moe and Doug decide! Or not! We're not your parents! Also included is our big ROBOT NINJA announcement, so check that out. TIME TO LISTEN, JERKS! 

MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! No-Budget Nightmares is BACK with Uganda's first action movie WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX?, featuring Ugandan Bruce Lee (aka Bruce U!), "Kissed By a Rose", helicopter attacks, and NON-STOP action! Made for only $200, and featuring a feature length "Video Joker" commentary from VJ Emmie, it's an absolute marvel. EXPECT THE UNEXPECTABLE! 

After ANOTHER lengthy sabbatical, NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES RETURNS! For the first episode of 2018, Moe and Doug go deep on a film featuring murder, masturbation, necrophilia and ventriloquism! It's Ron Atkins' nutzo 1997 SOV classic SCHIZOPHRENIAC: THE WHORE MANGLER, featuring one of the most gloriously unhinged performances in microbudget cinema HISTORY. WE GOTTA GET STRONG SO WE CAN KILL THE WORLD! 

HO HO HO! MERRY NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES CHRISTMAS! This year’s holiday special features Scott Shaw’s immortal SAMURAI VAMPIRE BIKERS FROM HELL, the film that brought the revolutionary concept of ZEN FILM-MAKING to the world, and one that somehow manages to be tedious, incomprehensible AND less than an hour long! Enjoy the opportunity to hear both Moe and Doug slowly lose their minds as they try to make sense of the plot, characters and stolen sound effects from DUMB AND DUMBER. IT’S A MIRACLE!   Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook and Twitter! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! And head over to Dork Shelf for all the best film, TV and comic news, reviews and commentary. WE'RE BACK BABY! Recording tomorrow on Scott Shaw's SAMURAI VAMPIRE BIKERS FROM HELL pic.twitter.com/4K2bWGiWU2 — No-Budget Nightmares (@nobudgetpodcast) December 16, 2017 pic.twitter.com/AJciBlQJEY — No-Budget Nightmares (@nobudgetpodcast) December 17, 2017

It’s NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES: THE NEXT GENERATION! After crossing the 100th episode threshold, we’re back with 1991’s EXCEEDINGLY GORY SOV possession movie SOUL OF THE DEMON! Despite an interminable 45 minutes of set-up, there’s head slicing, crotch slicing, stomach slicing.. ALL THE SLICING A PERSON CAN HANDLE! Time to BOLDLY GO WHERE NO-ONE HAS GONE BEFORE and LISTEN! Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook and Twitter! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! And head over to Dork Shelf for all the best film, TV and comic news, reviews and commentary. SOUL OF THE DEMON (1991) pic.twitter.com/feTiBN9lgv — No-Budget Nightmares (@nobudgetpodcast) November 26, 2017

SIX YEARS. ONE HUNDRED MOVIES. It's been a long, strange, often baffling trip, but No-Budget Nightmares reaches episode ONE HUNDRED in STYLE with FOUR special interviews, a MYSTERY MOVIE for the ages, and a count-down of our very favorite NBN episodes. Did I mention it's almost FIVE HOURS LONG?! Yeah, it's EPIC. So, clean your schedule, send the kids to the movies and light some candles.. It's time to show Moe and Doug how much you love 'em! MWAH!

THE MARCH TO #100 CONTINUES! On this penultimate episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES we toss our ENTIRE HISTORY in the WOODCHIPPER for a good ol' fashioned WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE! Jon McBride's 1988 black comedy classic features an incredible Casio keyboard soundtrack, wholesome slaughter and TOM, the oldest 12-year-old that has ever existed! THE END OF THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING! Spend the apocalypse with MOE and DOUG!

The MARCH TO 100 continues with a return visit to the works of auteur DAVE WASCAVAGE, the director of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES classics SUBURBAN SASQUATCH, FUNGICIDE and MALEVOLENT ASCENT! This time Moe and Doug delve into the long-awaited TARTARUS and get terrorized by the film’s vision of a CG hell full of TURD TABLES, terrifying OTTOMANS, and more UFOs than you can shake a stick at. It’s a MESS and WE LOVE IT! GIVE THE KIDS A COUPLE OF BUCKS AND TELL THEM TO STAY OUT LATE! It’s NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES and IT’S ALL GOOD! Want more of this goodness (and some fine perks)? Support No-Budget Nightmare on PATREON! Go ahead and check out NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES on Facebook and Twitter! You’ll be our best friend. Or check out Moe and Doug on Twitter! And head over to Dork Shelf for all the best film, TV and comic news, reviews and commentary. DEAR GOD. pic.twitter.com/mWx9aKIcms — No-Budget Nightmares (@nobudgetpodcast) August 15, 2017 pic.twitter.com/Cjbf1LyrwV — No-Budget Nightmares (@nobudgetpodcast) August 15, 2017 Coming soon to @nobudgetpodcast 2005's TARTARUS pic.twitter.com/V9xy7iJDIS — Boner Vivant (@Doug_Tilley) August 15, 2017

EVERYONE IN YOUR SEATS! On this episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, Moe and Doug are like school in summertime... NO CLASS! Also, a vicious CHUPACABRA is on the loose thanks to some potent Mexican sorcery. Students at BAXTER U are being dispatched in a variety of messy (off-screen ways), and it's up to a trigger happy lieutenant and a senior class of idiots - with the help of their not-at-all-suspicious teacher - to get to the bottom of the mystery. The whole thing is written (and stars!) Bill Vincent, who is best known for teaching Sam Raimi at the University of Michigan! I WANT TO LISTEN RIGHT NOW! 

NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES returns with another Canuxploitation classic featuring ALIENS, ZOMBIES, NEW WAVE MUSIC, and LOTS MORE! It's 1982's BIG MEAT EATER and it's as crazy as a sci-fi/horror/comedy/musical gets, and - get this - it's actually pretty GOOD! A brief respite from the pain as we HURTLE DANGEROUSLY towards episode 100. Lots of LAUGHS, a few TEARS, and maybe, just maybe, you'll learn a little something. MEAT YOUR FATE!

It's the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES debut of DAVID "ROCK" NELSON! Moe and Doug hop in the wayback machine to check out his epic (2 1/2 hour!) monster classic THE DEVIL ANT featuring Tom Savini, Forrest J. Ackerman, Roger Corman, Svengoolie, Conrad Brooks, John Russo and HILLARY CLINTON! By the end, you'll be going MAD! We're 95 episodes deep and there's NO GOING BACK NOW! Grab a cup of JAVA (with sugar) and some CHINESE FOOD, it's time to face the terrible, terrifying wrath of THE DEVIL ANT!

It's the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.. IN CANADA! Welcome to the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast, and we're looking at the first film in Brian Clement's MEAT MARKET trilogy featuring ZOMBIES, BUTTER TARTS, LUCHADORES, VAMPIRES and people dressed like IDIOTS. There's plenty of gore and pitiful acting, but also a big surprise: PORNOGRAPHY! Come for the gore, and stay for Moe and Doug getting endlessly confused about the cast, the plot, and pretty much everything else! LISTEN OR DIE.

He is looking for Linda.. AND THAT COULD BE ANYBODY!! It's 1986's SPINE, a SOV horror classic featuring a Hank Williams Jr./Ole Anderson/Barry Gibb lookalike murdering nurses while the cops struggle with their ancient computers! IT BLOWS, but that doesn't stop Moe and Doug from talking about it for NINETY MINUTES because LIFE IS HELL and WHAT ELSE ARE YA GONNA DO?! ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER TONIGHT, so tell the rest of the world to GO TO HELL and listen!

YOU CAN'T KILL NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES! Yes, after a TWO MONTH break fans feared it was the END OF THE LINE, but Moe and Doug are back and better(?!) than ever! Not only that, but they've got a ROCKIN' movie to explore with 1989's HEAVY METAL MASSACRE, which features all of the belly-shirts, skull necklaces, VIDEO EFFECTS, chainsaws, wooden pallets and HAMMER MURDER that your greedy little eyeballs (or earholes) can handle! It's all here and it's all METAL. LISTEN!

Time to drop the kids off at the pool, because on this episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES we're plumbing the depths to bring you 2003's MONSTURD! Moe and Doug are up to their elbows in the brown stuff, and only their quick wit, Pepto Bismol, adult diapers and EARTH'S YELLOW SUN can save them, so grab your foul-mouthed dummy, strap on some toilet rolls and let's get down to BUSINESS! POOP!

Look, I'm going to be straight with you.. Ryan Cavalline's SERIAL KILLER kind of sucks. It's dumb, and cheap, and not entertaining. HOWEVER, there are no half measures on NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES so we're going ALL OUT to bring this tale of twisted killers, tied up ladies and a FOOT in a BOX to life! We're going to SQUEEZE some entertainment out of this sucker, so tuck your pants into your socks, because it's going to get WET. Your dead!

Time for another No-Budget Nightmares TREAT, and they don't get much bigger than Frank Henenlotter's microbudget bad taste sleaze horror classic BASKET CASE! Start off the new year right with startling sound clips, political commentary, and plenty of hanging dong. Moe and Doug are in depressed loner paradise with this adorable tale of brothers getting violent revenge, and we've invited you to listen in. WHAT'S IN THE BASKET?! Download and find out!

It's the HOLIDAYS! Almost! And that means it's time for the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES ANNUAL CHRISTMAS CRAPTACULAR, and what better way to say goodbye to this awful, awful year than with your good buddies DOUG and MOE?! This year our pernicious pair is spending time with Conrad Brook's awful JAN-GEL, THE BEAST FROM THE EAST, and so can you. DELETE ALL OTHER PODCASTS. THIS IS YOUR NEW GOD. Merry everything!

It's the RETURN of the BREEN! Because YOU demanded it, we're diving deep into DOUBLE DOWN, and nothing's gonna stop us now! No-Budget Nightmares + Neil Breen = LOVE and DESIRE. We needed this, and you needed this, so let's hide away from the world for a bit and enjoy the solemn story of a hacker, bio-terrorist and king of ALL men as he struggles with issues of life, death, and the destruction of Las Vegas while also dealing with a magic cancer-curing rock. STOP READING AND START DOWNLOADING!

It's a No-Budget Nightmares FIRST! Thanks to a kind contribution from Something Weird Video, we're bringing you an AUDIO COMMENTARY for the Andy Milligan vampire classic THE BODY BENEATH! Even better, though you can certainly sync our commentary to your OWN copy of the film, we've also gotten permission to provide the video RIGHT HERE for you to enjoy! It's HALLOWEEN! It's NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES! It's TIME!

It's October, which means another SPOOOooooooOOOOOky episode of No-Budget Nightmares, featuring Chester Novell Turner's 1987 microbudget anthology film TALES FROM THE QUADEAD ZONE! It's filled with titty cups, corpse theft, SANDWICHES, and faces being mysteriously blown upon by ghost boys. It's fun and fancy free and you're gonna LOVE IT. Start downloading, jive turkey!

POLICE AND THIEVES! IN THE STREETS! It's episode 84 of No-Budget Nightmares and we're doing another PATREON SPECIAL (thanks Adam Lounsbery!) featuring Wally Koz's legendary 555. Y'see, there's a hippy killer on the loose and he's butchering couples just for the kicks, and you won't be able to guess who it is until the very.. last.. frame. Fire up the lights, Moe and Doug are here for you. Now listen.

Saluto! It's episode 83 of No-Budget Nightmares and this time we're heading to Italy, renowned for its black gloved killers, expensive wines and MY LOVELY BURNT BROTHER AND HIS SQUASHED BRAIN! It's a microbudget John Waters-tinged slasher with lashings of incomprehensible characters, dialogue, and a guy cutting off his junk with garden shears. Sixty minutes of shaky video and punk music? For Moe and Doug, that's child's play. Come have a listen.

It's No-Budget Nightmares episode 82, and this time Moe and Doug are wasted away again in 2007's NECROVILLE, a buddy-comedy with vampires, werewolves, CHUPACABRAS, and zombies! Co-directed, co-written and starring microbudget stalwart Billy Garberina, it's GHOSTBUSTERS meets SHAUN OF THE DEAD except with more giant chainsaws, hipster vampire masters and falling pianos. Call the sitter and send the dog to the pet hotel.. It's time to listen!

Listen up you BIG ASS, it's time for No-Budget Nightmares to take another deep dive on the filmography of the immortal Tim Ritter with 1987's KILLING SPREE! It's rude, crude and full of 'tude, and features a TRULY AMAZING lead performance from Asbestos Felt, who ably rants, raves and roars every demented line, as well as a requisite appearance from Joel D. Wynkoop! TOOT A WHILE ON THIS, BUD!