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This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, it's a Random Assault reunion as Alex comes back to discuss his trip to Arizona, overrated burger chains, and how he's making his way through the Ringu films. Mitch and Matt gush about Animal Crossing, and we talk about the thing that's happening. (To people reading these show-notes in the future, I mean the Chinese Coronavirus that was definitely a front for some shady government activity, right?) SHOW NOTES: - World events - Arizona - Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Animal Crossing - The Grand Canyon - In and Out Burger - Vortexes - Phoenix, AZ - REmake 2 - We talk about the thing - Space Jam - Ringu
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we bid you all adieu! Bob from Germany joins us on this final episode of Random Assault, to talk about podcasts cucking out and getting soft, Wandersong, and how country girls make do. Don't worry, though. Matt and Mitch will be back in The Career Suicide Podcast! SEGMENT 1: - The last episode - Alexa - The age of entitlement - Podcasts selling out and getting soft - Rage-baiters - YouTube and the algorithm - Pixel horror games SEGMENT 2: - Threesomes - Wandersong - Master System - Mario vs Alex Kidd - The games that started us on this dark path - Castlevania - Smash Bros - Scarface - Nintendo and ROMs - Earthbound - New 3DS - Saboteur - Amiga and chiptunes - Knock Knock - The Missing - Haunting of Hill House and Netflix dramas - Horror flicks - Tiny knives and tattoos - Country girls make do - Cultural differences between Canada, UK, and Germany
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, new listener ZimZam hops on the show right before we have to start shutting this whole thing down! We talk about the sexual chocolate that is Seal, everyone's favorite forsaken internet personalities, and how Randy Newman is gonna take this country back for the white man! SEGMENT 1: - JoJoposting - Vento Aureo - HP Lovecraft's cat - Fanfiction - The Nostalgia Critic - Jontron - Obscure Disney characters - Morrowind - Mass Effect - Our future children - Limp Bizkit - Seal SEGMENT 2: - The show's Twitter - Door-to-door politicians - Facial hair - Record players - Anime - Rick and Morty - They Who Shall Not Be Named - Forsaken internet personalities - Change the Channel - Shrek - Randy Newman, the white supremacist - Antifa - Elon Musk
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, MegalaDan joins us to discuss crossover games, the terror of sleep paralysis, when the critics don't agree with the general audience, and the sexy Japanese Grinch from a forgotten Game Boy Color game! SEGMENT 1: - Urinary tract infection - Healthcare - Wario Land - Pooping at work - The Long Reach - Crossover/fan games SEGMENT 2: - Animal Crossing - LEGO Overwatch - Goblin Slayer - Castlevania - Nightmares and sleep paralysis - The transition to Career Suicide - Animated emoji's - Christmas - Flashdrives SEGMENT 3: - YouTube - Music - Internet history - Star Wars Battlefront 2 - Critics vs audience - Japanese sexy Grinch
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt are flying duo as they discuss that terrible Sabrina show on Netflix, the eternal war between LEGO and Playmobil, and how King of the Hill is one of the greatest shows ever made. SEGMENT 1: - LEGO and Playmobil - Halloween - JoJo Part 5 - Smash Direct - Taiko no Tatsujin - Bothering the neighbors - YouTube Poop - Sabrina the Pandering Witch - HP Lovecraft - Holes on radio SEGMENT 2: - King of the Hill - Apu - Shenmue - LEGO Island - Book fairs - You Don't Know Jack
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bombastic Blake joins us again to talk up subjects like the new anime on the block, Castlevania Season 2, Phantasmagoria, and the wonderful world of Source Filmmaker porn! SEGMENT 1: - New anime - Kamen Rider - Witches Brew Frappucino SEGMENT 2: - Castlevania Season 2 - Etika - Smash leaks - SFM porn - Charmed - Phantasmagoria - Miami Connection - Christmas specials - Political stuff
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 316: Why My Pee Pee Make Boston Cream? Enjoy!
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 315: Witch Mask Throat F**k. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Chuck (aka Largo) joins us again to talk about Pokemon Sun and Moon, The World Ends With You, dragon dildos, and what our activation phrases might be! SEGMENT 1: - Political assassinations - Pokemon Sun and Moon - Layers of Fear - The World Ends With You - Downwell - Sega AGES - Luigi - Goblin Slayer - Vento Aureo - Nicholas Cage SEGMENT 2: - Xenoblade Chronicles - Records - AVGN - Mitch the detective - Racial casting - Castlevania - Dreams - Dildos SEGMENT 3: - Furries - Doug Walker - Red Letter Media - Bad Dragon - Activation phrases
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 314: City Folk. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jamie joins us from across the pond to discuss a whole lot of spooky things, just in time for Halloween! This is totally being uploaded during the month of October 2018, and not the day after Halloween of that same year. We're totally not a month behind on this podcast. No sir-ee Bob. SEGMENT 1: - British dialect - Matt's s**tty day - Scooby-Doo - JoJo - Leprechaun - Halloween Horror Nights - Fortnite costumes - Halloween - Let's players - Voice actors - Wandersong - Lindsey Lohan movies - Gross habits SEGMENT 2: - Microdrift - Skrillex - Podcasts - Vine compilations - Elder Scrolls - Violent games on Wii - City folk - Spooky movies and games - Independence Day - My Bloody Valentine SEGMENT 3: - The Predator - Mandy and Argento homages - Spiders - Nintendo waifus - Pokemon - The state of comedy
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 313: When I Cum Abroad, I Get on a Big Boat. Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE IS HIGHLY VISUAL-BASED, AS IT INVOLVES A LOT OF VACATION PICTURES. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT YOU LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE TO GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE. This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a heartfelt reunion, as Alex joins us to talk about his vacation in glorious Nippon! Kate also stops by to witness the weebery! Come with us on a whirlwind tour of the sights and sounds of Tokyo, Osaka, and Kyoto! Bear witness to the beauty of Engrish shirts! Wonder at how Alex and his girlfriend somehow completely missed the typhoon!
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 312: Cucking is my business... and business is good! Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we accidentally double-booked our guests, so we're joined by both Bombastic Blake and MegalaDan! Dan shares some great Star Wars Galaxies stories, Blake shares his Grindr horror stories, and Mitch gets into Megadeth. Nice story... tell it to Reader's Digest! SEGMENT 1: - Broadcasting - Star Wars Galaxies - Baahubali - Adventures in Grindr - Blake's stream SEGMENT 2: - Destiny 2 - Mega Man - Stands - Cartoons - Sonic SEGMENT 3: - Vince McMahon - Megadeth - Horror movies from childhood - Cuckery - Dating sims - YouTube recommendations - Discord drama - Nintendo Direct - Rose City Comic-Con
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 311: Phil Dies Live On Air. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Phil-Angie joins us once again to discuss his crippling Fortnite addiction, how Naughty Dog is bad at making games, and then his dad rips him out of the podcast, so Mitch and Matt discuss things like Streets of Rage 4 and the movie Society. SEGMENT 1: - Bojack Horseman ripped off Phil - Holidays - Pokemon - Naughty Dog is bad at making games - Spyro Reignited Trilogy - House Party - Delayed Nintendo Direct - Death Grips and stupid songs SEGMENT 2: - Dead by Daylight - Discord - Adventure Time finale - High Guardian Spice - Trigun - Destiny SEGMENT 3: - Society (the movie, not the place we live in) - Streets of Rage 4
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks returns to talk about metal bands, bad anime, and living in the hellscape that is Pennsylvania. Mitch complains about Uncharted, and Matt rockets his unborn into the night sky with the announcement of Simon Belmont for Smash! (You can tell we recorded this like, a month ago, huh?) SEGMENT 1: - 311 - Trigun - Outlaw Star - Huniepop 2 - Smash Bros Direct - Uncharted - Living in Amish country - Pennsylvania stories - Sucking your own dick SEGMENT 2: - Coming out - Music talk - Podcasts are dumb - Disenchanted - Hardcore Henry - Graffiti Kingdom - Castle Rock SEGMENT 3: - The worst anime - Anime games - More anime
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 310: Tricum. Enjoy!
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 309: I'M CUMMING. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Everett joins us from the frozen north to talk about Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Mr. Clemps and other YouTube personalities, and a whole lot of anime. Because what else would we talk about on this show, besides anime? SEGMENT 1: - Super Best Friends - Meme mines - Persona 5 - Anime and visual novels - CG in anime - Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Daemon X Machina - Soundboards SEGMENT 2: - The Emoji Movie - Mamma Mia 2 - Into the Spider-verse - Sony Pictures Animation - Wrestling - Godzilla - Brand loyalty - Mr. Clemps - YouTube people SEGMENT 3: - Teen Titans Go - FLCL - Kakegurui - Gantz - Robocop - Podcasts
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 308: Cuck Me Some Slack. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Cameron (TheWeebShow) joins us once again to discuss the various topics of the day: the hierarchy of quick-food-service gas stations in the Mid-Atlantic, our various autistic moments, and the status of Target and Toys 'R' Us in Canada! SEGMENT 1: - Cyborg - Captain Underpants - Matt's moving - Tetris - Wawa vs Sheetz - Kirby - USA vs Canada SEGMENT 2: - The Papa John's fiasco - Autism moments - Other podcasts - Fart fights - Indian doctor singing pop songs - Sonic Archie Comics - Cameron the PAWB SEGMENT 3: - The Big Crunch - Sonic Mania - Toys R Us and Target in Canada - Non-Euclidian Earth
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 307: A Genius Kojumbo Podcast. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Sebastian joins us jam-packed full of topics, including the arcade scene in Sweden, hacking your Switch, the Bömbermin, and the eternal debate of smol tiddy and big ass versus big tiddy and no ass. SEGMENT 1: - World Cup - Independence Day - Deviant erotica - Vampire movies - Monster Trucks - Jurassic World - The Last Jedi - Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man - It (2017) - Deadly Stranding - A Sound of Thunder - Dead Cells - Blazblue - Arcades in Sweden - Splatoon 2 SEGMENT 2: - YouTube Red - Ben Shapiro - Hacking your Switch - Slap City - YouTubers - Guild Wars SJWs get fired - Jean Claude Van Johnson - Studio Trigger - Arc System Works - Bömbermin - Mega 64 - Our video s**tposts - Kids cartoons with lore SEGMENT 3: - Anime dubs - Netflix Castlevania - Spider-Man - Smol tiddy and big ass vs big tiddy and no ass - Autistic playground
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jamie joins us again to talk about direct-to-video Disney sequels, 80's music, and the horrors of living in the UK, which includes a tour of his room under the stairs at his evil aunt and uncle's house! SEGMENT 1: - Steam box - Killer7 - Gamecube - Men in Black - Direct-to-video Disney sequels - Japanese cinema SEGMENT 2: - Sorcerer - Spotify - 80's music - Synthwave vs chiptune - X-stream sports games - The Urbz - Cyberpunk 2077 - Sonic - Old PC games SEGMENT 3: - Pakistanis and Indians - World Cup - Independence Day - Living in the UK
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 306: WHAT?! Enjoy!
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 305: The Matt and Matt Power Hour. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch is busy being the Ocean Man, so Matt (aka Brosona3FES of the O-Talk-U Podcast) joins OUR Matt to talk about E3 shenanigans. Mitch manages to get his conch-shell-satellite-dish to work long enough to jump on and give his hottest of takes.
This is a mandatory aftershow, recorded after Episode 304: Bob's Bimbo Burgers. Seriously, this aftershow has better stories than the main episode. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bob from Germany joins us to talk about the perils of being a game journalist, the nightmare that was The Last Jedi, and the futile struggle of fitting big Switch games onto the cartridge. Es tut mir leid! SEGMENT 1: - Russell Crowe - Matt's new cat - Old SS buildings - Bob's new groove - Runner3 - Mega Man - Buying games as a journalist vs getting a code - Female equivilent of mass gunners - Power Rangers - Deadpool 2 - E3 - Gorillaz - SJW Vertigo Comics SEGMENT 2: - Star Wars - Richard Scarry - Back to the Future - Ghostbusters - Never-Ending Story - The Last Unicorn SEGMENT 3: - Russian films - Spezi - YuYu Hakusho - Fear the Walking Dead - Watching bad TV even though you hate it - Sam Raimi - Horror movies - Bryan Cranston - Japanese-only games on the eShop - The Last Door - Just Shapes and Beats - Streaming games to Switch - Switch games too big for carts - Little Nightmares - Baldi's Basics and Sonic's Schoolhouse
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 300: Okay Riddance. Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we celebrate the big Zack Snyder number of episodes, but we also bid adieu to Kate, who recently got hitched! Kate will still be joining us for occasional livestreams, but her time as a regular host has come to a close. Join us as we celebrate episode 300 about 4 weeks too late.
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 303: OK Google - Anime Tiddy Holocaust. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Chuck joins us to discuss how the powers that run the internet are controlling your free speech, Matt talks about going to Canada to witness Kate's pagan wedding, Mitch talks about how 5 dollars might STILL be asking too much for Guitar Hero Live, and we discover the idiocy of voice assistants. SEGMENT 1: - Mei isn't fat - Kate's Big Fat Bayonetta Wedding - MAGfest and MAGwest - Seattle - Import games - The Anime Tiddy Holocaust - The slow death of free speech on the internet - Aggretsuko - Thundercats Roar - Cologne SEGMENT 2: - New phones - Voice assistants - Nightmare on Elm Street - Blade Runner - Donald Glover - Final Games - Splatoon 2 - Gwent - Final Fantasy SEGMENT 3: - Stealth games - Guitar Hero Live - The Queen is dead, Long Live Iriqouis Pliskin - SoulCalibur 2 - Hack game makers - E3 Predictions - Zelda waifus - Knack - Horrible mashups
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 302: Doug Walker's Funny Response. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our favorite guy with the inflamed frontal lobe joins us again. That's right, it's Mitch. But Thomas is also here to discuss how his house burned down, Mitch details three movies he got conned into going to see in the theater, we talk about cuck supremes like Doug Walker and Mark Zuckerberg getting put on blast, and you'd better believe that we discover that Big the Cat porn is a thing. SEGMENT 1: - How Thomas' house burned down - Military stuff - Stories I guess - Pacific Rim: Uprising - Black Panther - Ready Player One SEGMENT 2: - Change the Channel - Megaloboxer - Kakegurui - Super Paper Mario - Zuckerberg in the big boy chair - World War 3 SEGMENT 3: - Matt and Thomas read extremely specific shirts - Big the Cat porn - DSP
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 301: Smallville Galactica Pussy Cult. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mike Smith, a guy who's name is too generic to be doxed, joins us to talk about that YouTube shooting, Ni No Kuni 2, verbal tics, and a bunch of terrible Mainframe CGI garbage. Also, we discuss the unassailable fact that Mitch is always right, forever. SEGMENT 1: - Mitch is always right - We had crimes happen to us - We are on Stitcher now - Kate had a week - Cat hygeine - Mitch's opinions on popular things - The YouTube shooting - Bad podcasts SEGMENT 2: - Working out and reading - Kirby's Dream Land 2 - Ghost Squad and lightgun games - Fatal Frame - Ni No Kuni 2 - Far Cry 5 - Golden Sun - Our failing bodies as we age - Verbal tics - Final Fantasy SEGMENT 3: - Reboot reboot - Zixx, Weird Ohs and other Mainframe garbage - Early 2000's adult animation - Scott Pilgrim - Games taken off of digital storefronts - Sexual predators - Cars rule 34
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a much more low-energy show as Matt is tired and Mitch actively wants to die. That doesn't stop them from speculating about the new seasons of FLCL, lamenting the existence of the Emoji Movie, and telling you all to play Golf Story. Also, Mitch takes a swing at Broken Age during the second installment of F**king Art Games. SEGMENT 1: - WCW NWO Revenge - Bayonetta - FLCL - Transformers: Devastation - Ready Player One - The Emoji Movie - Freddy Got Fingered - Pop Team Epic - Crunchyroll - Devilman Crybaby SEGMENT 2: - F**king Art Games: Broken Age SEGMENT 3: - Thumper - Puyo Puyo Tetris - Netflix and sequels - Speed - The World's Most Extraordinary Homes - Zootopia - Black Mirror - The Simpsons (current) - More YouTuber talk - Golf Story - Yakuza Kiwami
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 299: Reference the Podcaster. Enjoy!
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 298: OooOOOooo!! Spooky Fart Ghosts! Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang discusses remasters in our modern age, the horror-filled world of PS2 shovelware, the short history of movies based on Disney World rides, and the all-inclusive American adaptation of Sailor Moon. SEGMENT 1: - The Random Assault Family Tree - Ecco the Dolphin - Remasters - Katamari Damacy - The art of being an edgelord - Kirby: Star Allies - Toys R Us closing - LEGO SEGMENT 2: - Wrasslin' games - Kingdom Hearts - Smash Brothers - Old movies - The Tale of Desperaux and other PS2 shovelware - Horror movies - Did You Know Matt? - Comics - Old gaming mags - Live-action Sailor Moon - American adaptations of Japanese shows SEGMENT 3: - Greatest Hits/Alternate color boxes - Feet - Atmospheric conditions - Movies based on Disney rides - Animation - The Nightmare Before Christmas - Actors and movies
This is a mandatory aftershow, recorded after Episode 297: Here Comes Ol' Cum-Toes. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we talk all about the recent Nintendo Direct which blighted the world with a new Smash Bros announcement, we discuss the intricacies between AAA and indie titles on the Switch, Mitch reviews Everybody's Gone to the Rapture in the debut of F**king Art Games, and we tally up the votes for the new RA logo design! SEGMENT 1: - WWF No Mercy - RIP Billy Harrington - Super Smash Bros for Switch - Kirby Star Allies Demo - Ecco the Dolphin - More Nintendo Direct games - Box art misprints - The dichotomy of AAA and indies on Switch - My Nintendo points - Wii U ports on Switch SEGMENT 2: - F**king Art Games - Everybody's Gone to the Rapture - Ratchet and Clank remake - Mitch is annoying - Roy Purdy - Buffalo Wild Wings SEGMENT 3: - New logo discussion - Toys'R'Us - Farts and cum - Canadian television staples
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week, more SSX-shenanigans abound! Also, Matt actually took show-notes this time! SHOW NOTES: - Rayman - Simpsons on bluray - SSX - ABC Saturday Morning cartoons - Dr. Who - Zoloft - Racism - Canadian PSAs
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 295: Mt. Cum. Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, DJ Atomika returns as Kate takes us on a whirlwind tour of the deadliest peaks in the world in the SSX reboot from a few years back.