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    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 382: Disney's Extreme Skeet Adventure

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gushes over Resident Evil Village, Matt is disappointed by Yakuza 6, and Pokemania is alive and well in both of their lives. SHOW NOTES: - Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure - Resident Evil Village - Yakuza 6 - Arcade 1UP - Pokemon - Dario Argento - Labyrinth

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 381: Mortal Joshbat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex returns for a special appearance to catch up with the boys. Naturally, the new Mortal Kombat movie is brought up, among other topics! SHOW NOTES: - Rule 34 - Jackbox - Mortal Kombat - Arcade machines - Catching up

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 380: Space Cum - A Droog Legacy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about Godzilla vs Kong, Mitch talks about VR, and the two of them react to the new Space Jam trailer. SHOW NOTES: - Godzilla vs Kong - Space Jam 2 - Adult stuff in kids' movies - VR gaming - Thumper is a bad game - Stone Ocean - Naked Vengeance - Sega Astro City Mini - Hacking arcade machines - Windows and Linux - Console exclusivity - Dead or Alive - Redo of Healer - Shaman King remake - Streaming services - 8bitdo and Retro Fighters - CRT television collecting - Frowning women

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 379: Captain Coomerbang: What Blows Around Cums Around

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021


    ***NO, YOU'RE NOT MISTAKEN*** Episode 378 is missing. We had damning evidence about how the Coronavirus is a fraud and it was used to steal the 2020 US Presidential Election, and we also gave out the 11 secret herbs and spices in KFC's original recipe. So, we're working on getting that one back up. This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about The Snyder Cut, Mitch just doesn't get Monster Hunter, and the two talk about the normal crap you're used to hearing about from this show at this point. SHOW NOTES: - Zack Snyder's Justice League - Monster Hunter - Never apologize - Dan Avidan - Chicks are lame - Kevin Smith - Nintendo games - PlayStation Play at Home - Mario 64 sucks

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 377: Hedge Your Bets

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2021


    This week on the totally on-time and not-at-all late Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch go over the hoopla surrounding the short stock scandal, and how it's finally unified the country against its true enemy, even if just for a little bit. Matt has gone full gun-nut, and Mitch helps us all realize what we already knew: women are the root problem. Of everything. Literally all of society's woes. SHOW NOTES: - WallStreetBets - The persistence of internet culture - Gun Matt - GamerGate 2.0 - Movie theaters - Women are the problem

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 376: We Will Never Cum Up With a Better Joke

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch keeps on keeping on in Death Stranding, Matt reveals that there was actually a fantastic Garfield animated special, and Mitch comes to grips with his obsession with Scooby-Doo. SHOW NOTES: - Death Stranding - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - Hotel Transylvania - CG movie ending dance parties - Garfield: Babes and Bullets - Scooby-Doo - TMNT 2012 - Resident Evil VIILage - Scott Pilgrim the Game

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 375: Cum All Ye Faithful

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys talk about their Christmases (or lack thereof), Matt supports strong women by watching Wonder Woman 1984, Mitch supports strong men by watching The Lighthouse, and Matt goes full gay for The Mandalorian. SHOW NOTES - Christmas - Mega 64 - Suda51 - Glorious Leader Xi Jinping - Wonder Wüman - Young Justice - Stargirl - Johnny Mnemonic - The Lighthouse - Final Fantasy - The Mandalorian

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 374: Terraligma

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt finds a PAL in Terranigma, Mitch gets depressed over Steins;Gate 0, and the boys lament how bad the new Animaniacs is. SHOW NOTES: - Terra***ma - Secret of Mana - Kung-Pow - Steins;Gate 0 - Ben 10 - Professor Layton - Animaniacs reboot - Filthy Frank - Death Stranding - Kentucky Route Zero - The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane - New Jack City - Scrooged

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 373: OutCummers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt joins the NRA, Mitch talks about the greatest movie ever made (Freddy Got Fingered), and the boys discuss the pros and cons of owning an Arcade1Up cabinet. SHOW NOTES: - Rootin' tootin' cowboy shootin' - Steins;Gate - I Am Not a Serial Killer - Freddy Got Fingered - 8mm - Toy Galaxy - Visions - Megamind - Double Shake - Selling games and manga - Arcade 1up

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 372: Roll Back the Cock

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys discuss their Halloween adventures, Mitch complains about Super Mario Sunshine (objectively the worst 3D Mario game), and Matt gets soy about The Mandalorian. SHOW NOTES: - The podcast's name - Amblimation - The Addams Family (2019) - Halloween (the holiday, not the movie series) - Friday the 13th (the movie series, not the holiday) - Super Mario Sunshine - No More Heroes - The Mandalorian - Pinball machines - Electric cars - Phasmophobia

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 371: Cis? More like SUS!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys lament the Animaniacs reboot being dead on arrival, talk about Tales from the Crypt (can you tell this episode was recorded before Halloween lol), and more! Mitch gets sad about the new Battletoads, Matt gets patriotic with anti-communist propaganda film Superman: Red Son, and since it's this show, Sonic's feet come up in conversation. Because we a have a quota to hit. SHOW NOTES: - Animaniacs - Knightmare - Tales from the Crypt - Horror games - Golden Boy - Shout! Factory - A Whisker Away - Superman: Red Son - The election - PS5 and suppression of free speech - Battletoads - Sonic's feet - Raised by Wolves

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 370: Da Stinci?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch actually watches some mainstream television for once, Minecraft Steve breaks Twitter, and the boys argue about the China virus yet again. SHOW NOTES: - Hololive English - Electric cars - Stand-up comedy - The Mandalorian - Prestige TV episode lengths - High Score (Netflix documentary) - Gatekeeping - Minecraft Steve - Halloween - Battletoads (2020) - Beat-em-ups - Mitch saw a Karen in the wild - Chinese virus - Prog rock

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 369: Tony Hawk's Pro Lapse

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch pretends he's a superman, Matt hangs out with The Boys, and the duo lament the current state of things in the US, and even more troubling: limited digital game releases. SHOW NOTES: - Keanu Reeves - PC woes - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2 - Super Mario 3D All-Stars - Jack Black - Dread X Collection 2 - The state of the US - Don't trust the news - Limp Bizkit - Internet reviewers - Anime figures - The Boys - Women aren't funny

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 368: I Don't Play Games Made For Little Girls!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch talks way too much about the Final Fantasy VII Remake, Matt starts diving into Skyward Sword, Mitch laments upgrading to Windows 10, and Matt is Fitness whole Boxing in his ass. SHOW NOTES: - Windows 10 - Epic Games Store - Avatar and The Legend of Korra - Final Fantasy VII Remake - Skyward Sword - Truberbrook - Records - Mini consoles - Collecting games - Fitness Boxing

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 367: The Big Cumfy Couch

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about visiting Mitch to check out some local game and record stores, Mitch gets magical with Noita, the boys are building PCs, and we're losing Matt to clown porn. SHOW NOTES: - Five Nights at Freddy's/Banana Splits - RoosterTeeth - Old gaming magazine ads - Yakuza - Memes - Noita - Toradora - Sports games - PC building - Nick Robinson - Big Comfy Couch - Clown porn - Quarantine sports/concerts on Twitch - Jordan Peele: the only black man in Hollywood - Video game movies

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 366: The Final Fantasy VII House (For Real This Time We Promise)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, ol' cowpoke Kate drops by to talk about horses, Final Fantasy XI, and of course, Star Trek! Matt starts getting deep in the deep state with Deus Ex, and Mitch reminisces about Deutschland. SHOW NOTES: - What Kate's been up to - Animal husbandry - The Final Fantasy VII House - Horror movies - Women aren't funny - The Lost Boys - Stair Track - Germany - Hollow Man/Invisible Man - L is Real 2401 - Final Fantasy XI - Deus Ex - Badass women - Battlestations - Final Fantasy - Doing crime in Europe

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 365: Cumedy Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch does what Nintendon't with the Sega Genesis Mini, Matt can't even get through an episode of J.G. Quintel's new show, and the boys talk about upgrading their PCs. They also talk way too much about Adam Sandler movies. SHOW NOTES: - Comedy Night - Sega Genesis Mini - Beat 'em ups - Close Enough - Chinese Coronavirus - Upgrading PC - Final Fantasy VII Remake - Ralphthemoviemaker - Iron Giant - Adam Sandler movies - Video games rock

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 364: Cummyaches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys discuss locking yourself out of the house, the dichotomy between voice actors and their race, and more! Mitch dives into Ring Fit Adventure, Matt digs into Eatman, and both discover the best new term for blue balls you've ever heard. (Thanks, Branny!) SHOWNOTES: - Home improvement - Locking yourself out of the house - Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge - Voice acting and race - Statues bad - Cummyaches - Eatman - Ring Fit Adventure - Yakuza 3 - Steam summer sale - The Clone Wars - Shantae - Studio Ghibli - Stand-up comedy

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 363: Life is a Hierarchy of Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch takes a trip to the farmer's market, Matt gets his hands on a PlayStation Classic, and the boys discuss the various fetish restaurant chains that have popped up recently. SHOW NOTES: - Boomers, Millennials, and Zoomers - Farmers market - Hawaiian shirts - Black History Month 2 - PlayStation Classic - Yakuza - Clone Wars - Ab Girl Bee's - Super Famicom - CHAZ - KotoDama: The 7 Mysteries of Something or Other - Programming socks - PS5 - Cock sliders - Conan Exiles

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 362: Rondo of Cum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch suddenly want their own demon girl harem, Mitch turns Japanese (while learning Japanese) with the TurboGrafx-16 (aka PC Engine) Mini, Alex talks more about Mortal Kombat (because of course), and discovers that Animal Crossing is maybe the only video game franchise that has seen less quality-of-life improvements than Monster Hunter. SHOW NOTES: - Helltaker - Limited Run - TurboGrafx-16 Mini - Learning Japanese - Just Shapes and Beats - Mortal Kombat - Sindel - Scorpion's Revenge - Animal Crossing and quality-of-life

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 361: Mutual Kombat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex comes on to weigh in about Mortal Kombat 11: Aftermath, and how day-one owners of the game are getting screwed on it. Mitch gushes over Alita: Battle Angel, and Matt talks about the Clone Wars. Also, Alex gives us the horrifying revelation that "Air Bud Studios" is a thing. SHOW NOTES: - Fighting games - Air Bud Studios - HP Lovecraft - FRIENDSHIP - Drunk stories - Alita - Clone Wars - Gravity Rush 2

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 360: 360 No Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch and Matt make it known where they fall on the political spectrum, Matt likes the Sonic movie, Mitch talks up Color Out of Space, and the two talk about the now-infamous Last of Us 2 leaks. SHOW NOTES: - We're definitely alt-right - The Sonic movie - Color Out of Space - Skateboards - Horror and 80's movies - Blood - Code Monkeys - Seis Manos - Dragon Prince - The Last of Us 2 leaks

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 359: This is Not My Beautiful Cum

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex drops in to tell us that his Cells are At Work, and that he wants to Hi-Score with a Girl. Mitch says Sayonara to the Wild Hearts, and also tries to lead us down the MC-Escher breadcrumb trail of how his brain works. Matt thinks Guns have No Life. And then the show ends but Mitch rants about Coronavirus theories for another hour. SHOWNOTES: - Cells at Work - Hi-Score Girl - Sayonara Wild Hearts - How Mitch's ADD-addled brain works - Murder by Numbers - No Gun's Life - FF7R - COVID conspiracy talk

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 358: Spoo-Ky-Oh!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex returns to talk a WHOLE lot of anime, including Yu-Gi-Oh!, Land of the Lustrous, and more. Mitch gets Annihilated, Matt meets the Phantasm, and Alex Shudders. SHOW NOTES: - Matt created the Coronavirus to get Alex back on the show - AlphaRookie - Phantasm - Shudder - Horror movies - Annihilation - Smiling Friends - Voice actors - Land of the Lustrous - Anime with weird art styles - Yu-Gi-Oh

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 357: It's Cumplicated

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, it's a Random Assault reunion as Alex comes back to discuss his trip to Arizona, overrated burger chains, and how he's making his way through the Ringu films. Mitch and Matt gush about Animal Crossing, and we talk about the thing that's happening. (To people reading these show-notes in the future, I mean the Chinese Coronavirus that was definitely a front for some shady government activity, right?) SHOW NOTES: - World events - Arizona - Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Animal Crossing - The Grand Canyon - In and Out Burger - Vortexes - Phoenix, AZ - REmake 2 - We talk about the thing - Space Jam - Ringu

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 356: Let the Penis Music Play

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt watches a movie made by a black guy, and gets what he f**king deserves. Mitch endures the Sonic movie, as well as the Netflix Dragon Quest movie. Meanwhile, Matt gets into a bunch of retro anime. SHOW NOTES: - Pokemon Sword/Shield - Joker - Bernie - The Sonic movie - Us - More cum jokes - John Wayne movies - Dragon Quest Your Story - Read or Die - Bubblegum Crisis - Stand Alone Complex - Poppy

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 355: Radicum Outum Diaboli

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch becomes a Hypnospace Outlaw, Matt concludes his journey with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the boys discuss the merits of sexy cartoon animals, and Mitch correctly states that Thanos did nothing wrong. SHOW NOTES: - Doctor Sleep - Sexy cartoon animals - Hypnospace Outlaw - Matt's Marvel journey is finished and he is gay now - Sam Raimi - Thanos did nothing wrong - Wild Wild West - CG anime reboots that are ugly - Margaret Qualley's tits

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 354: We Are Always Gregnant

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, it's a short one as Matt continues his adventures down the soy-lined halls of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Mitch gets Superliminal, and the boys ponder the logistics of Scarlett Johansson having sex with the Hulk. SHOW NOTES: - Matt's Marvel Menagerie - Superliminal - Kazooie is always pregnant - Scarlet Johansson having sex with the Hulk - Ishuzoku Reviewers

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 353: No Nut Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about getting his balls de-boned, Mitch talks about wandering the Exiled Lands, Matt's gone full-on Marvel cuck, and Mitch makes some connections in Death Stranding. SHOW NOTES: - Cumming in Memphis - Limp Bizkit - Matt's vasectomy - Mythic Manor - Conan Exiles - Marvel movies - Violent movies - Japanese horror - Death Stranding

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 352: The Grim Adventures of Baby Yoda and Mando

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch finds a Netflix show that's actually GOOD, Matt finally experiences A Hat in Time, the boys talk about the trainwreck that was the 2019 Game Awards, and also Star Wars. SHOW NOTES: - Kids horror movies - Hellboy - The Witcher - A Hat in Time - Suda51 and SWERY65 - The Game Awards - Astro Bot and other VR stuff - Ghostbusters - Scooby Doo Mystery Inc - Stair Wars - Pirates of the Caribbean

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 351: Chef Bug-ardee

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt does full soyboy on the Disney+ train, and the boys talk about Gargoyles and Talespin. Matt discovers the wonders of the bidet, Mitch complains that we're in the Golden Turd Age of Television, and then the two boys argue for like an hour about eating bugs. SHOW NOTES: - Gargoyles - Talespin - The Irishman - Matt racks-a dishiprine - Richard Williams - Black Friday - Bidets - More VR stuff - Facade - James Bond - Dumb movie theories - The Golden Turd Age of TV - Whamageddon - Jokes normalizing our current dystopia - Matt and Mitch argue about our forced bug-eating future - LumpyTouch

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 350: Half-Chub: Alyx

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch urges everyone to watch Klaus, and makes people mad on Twitter. Matt's gone full-on cuck by subscribing to Disney+, meanwhile, Mitch's Disney idiocy is related to the theme parks and candles. Matt and Mitch also go over the gradient of unfunny celebrities that they wish would perish. SHOW NOTES: - The Mandalorian - Klaus - Inflammatory Twitter posts - Half Life: Alyx - VR - Disney+ - Magic Candle Company - Cybertruck - The pantheon of unfunny celebrities - Pet Semetary - Leaning Tower of Cheesa - Tipping and anxiety

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 349: OK, Cume-er

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys talk about their Spooky Month festivities, Mitch takes the plunge on VR, Matt can't stand unskippable cutscenes, and then they just take Nightmare Before Christmas lyrics and turn them into gay and cum jokes for the last 15 minutes of the show. Like you expect any better. SHOW NOTES: - VR - Questionable hentai artist retweets - OK boomer - Godzilla - Halloween - Carrie - Observer - Walking simulators - Unskippable cutscenes - Terminator: Dark Fate - Horror movies - We turn Nightmare Before Christmas lyrics into cum jokes for 15 minutes

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 348: The Hateful Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gets caught up in the Night Trap, Matt watches a bunch of James Wan flicks, and the boys get down to the real point of this show: that hating women is a good thing. SHOW NOTES: - Night Trap - Observer - James Wan movies - Before I Wake - Binge watching - Metal Wolf Chaos XD - Taiko no Tatsujin - Cursed rhythm controllers - Dogs - Nintendo Labo - Hating women is good

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 347: King of Cumedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch sees the funny clown man movie, Blake fills us in on Atlanta Pride, Dylan proves his cuckitude by ranking Captain Marvel highly in the MCU, and Matt still refuses to watch the films of Jordan Peele, because he IS a card-carrying racist. Get 'im, boys! SHOW NOTES: - Joker - More horror movies - Link's Awakening - "Classic" movies - Atlanta Pride - Aquabats - The Wall - Sayonara Wild Hearts - Marvel Cinematic Universe - Get Out & Us - Found footage films - Metallica album covers

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 346: Two Girls, Mein Kampf

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt reveals his normie status by claiming to like American Horror Story, Mitch beats Final Fantasy VII for the first time ever, and everyone is mad at Nostalgia Critic's review of The Wall. Sebastian's on for basically the entire episode. Also, the last half hour or so is just the guys looking over a Sears Wish Book from 1992 or something. So... enjoy that, audio listeners. SHOW NOTES: - Joker - Final Fantasy VII - American Horror Story - Spooky movies - Nostalgia Critic's The Wall - Tony Hawk - Link's Awakening - Bloodstained - Matt's Raspberry Pi arcade cabinet - Nintendo Labo - Sears Wish Book

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 345: The Dark J.O. Crystal

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch hacks the Gibson, listener Devilman joins in to tell his side of the story Dylan told last week, where Devilman and another Discord user ERP-ed with people in FFXIV for sweet prizes, and Dylan defends Borderlands 3, because he is a child. SEGMENT 1: - Anime dubs - Hackers - Devilman pleads his case - Chicken sandwiches - Final Fantasy VII SEGMENT 2: - Maxwell TV - Working at McDonald's - Borderlands 3 SEGMENT 3: - Portland Comic Con - The Dark Crystal - The Golden Ages - The geography of Europe

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 344: Sickopara Mode

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch finally watches Evangelion, Matt and his buddy talk about going to the gym, and the boys discuss the recent Nintendo Direct. Odie Esty and Sebastian come on to reveal the horrifying underbelly of the Nekopara series. Also, the sissy hypno thing might be very, very real. SEGMENT 1: - Evangelion - Justice League - Nintendo Direct SEGMENT 2: - Old cartoons - Jaleel White as Sonic - Gym talk - Magic the Gathering - Chapelle's new special - Deep fakes - Call of Cthulhu - Capcom games - Nekopara - Discord drama - Roleplaying in FFXIV - Sissy hypno

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 343: Don't Call It A Cumback

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt flies solo for the first segment, until special guest Mitch arrives and is able to record show notes. The guys talk about how Fear Inoculum sucks, the Funimation audio leaks, and Dylan comes on to talk about Astral Chain. SEGMENT 1: - SEGMENT 2: - Ninja Warriors - Fear Inoculum sucks - Ziltoid the Omniscient - The Funimation leak - ProJared cancels cancel culture - Drifters - Metal Shark Bro - Talk Bernie to Me - Sly Cooper and inFamous - Kamen Rider has Stuart Copeland nightcore in it - Astral Chain - Borderlands 3 - Justin Roiland is an unfunny goon - Godzilla - Horror movies on Hulu

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 342: Diddler Done a Goof

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys clown on the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing, Matt's off Facebook for good, Mitch can't tell the difference between black women, and some nerd comes on to talk about tokusatsu. Our feed was down for so long because the site it's on is run by Indians, so I forget who it was. It was probably Blake, because he's all about that gay stuff. SEGMENT 1: - Peter Stormaire - Nicktoons - Getting rid of your Facebook - Zoloft - Dreams - OneyPlays SEGMENT 2: - Rat on the beat - The intricate differences between the Sonic games - Sonic fan-art - Power Rangers lore - Tokusatsu - Twitch drama - Lootcrate - Anime figures - Mitch can't tell black women apart - Which Pokemon would you bone?

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 341: Sonic CD's Nutz

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch is busy being Tim Allen in the 90's, so Matt invites his dumb broad girlfriend on to play Sonic CD. Also, there's no show notes for this episode because Matt isn't afflicted with the podcast autism that Mitch has, so yeah.

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 340: Just a Hint of Butthole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch talks way too much about theme parks, Fatty introduces the boys to the strangely atmospheric Doom PS1 port soundtrack, and we watch the economy of 2fort reach total hat-uration. SEGMENT 1: - Theme park rides and animatronics - The Lion King (the old one) - Dreams - Bohemian Rhapsody - Kill la Kill IF - The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa SEGMENT 2: - Doom's music - Retro shooters - TF2's market crash - Selling items on Steam - Horny anime SEGMENT 3: - Supermega sucks - Mortis' drawings

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 339: Goyim No More

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2019


    Oh gawd, it's anudda Career Suicide Podcast, and we're back to the classic 3-act structure from the old podcast! Matt has some BIG news to share about how he's suddenly going to be much more wealthy and protected in the future, Mitch is feeling motivated thanks to Devil May Cry 3, the boys dissect the Cats and It Chapter 2 trailers, and then Blake comes on to talk about his experiences at Atlanta Comic Con. SEGMENT 1: - Matt's big news - KyoAni arson - Cats trailer - IT trailer - Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto - Devil May Cry 3 - PlayStation menus are slow SEGMENT 2: - Atlanta Comic Con - Facebook drama - Gamer Girl Bath Water - Feet - Porn habits - Inflation pics SEGMENT 3: - The new RRRUUUURRRUUUUS

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 338: Phantasm of Scarlet Homosexual Bug: Curse of the Moonmon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Wizard joins us to talk a whole heaping lot about Touhou, Mitch and Matt discuss the fact that Hollywood is just a feminist propaganda machine at this point, Mitch recaps his experience at Kupocon with the boys from Nude Clan, Al Dente talks about her experience at SGDQ with the Boys of Cringey Summer, and then Matt and Mitch push Dylan to the breaking point. It's all fun and games here, at the Career Suicide Podcast. SHOW NOTES: - Touhou - Lots of Touhou - Too much Touhou - Midsommar - Bandersnatch - Jordan Peele's filmography - Feminist propaganda - Disney live action remakes - Kupocon - SGDQ - Dylan Spergs Out - Bloodstained - Crash Team Racing - Chicken poop

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 337: Survivors of the Abortion Bucket

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks up Hi-Score Girl, Mitch complains about Spotify randomly changing their "Like" system, and we get to the bottom of Blake's secret ties to the Talmud. - Hi-Score Girl - Bloodstained - Dark Crystal - Toy Story 4 - Hollow Knight - Disgaea - Evangelion - Blake's secret Jewish heritage and receding hairline - Midsummer - Babylon 5 - Keanu Reeves - Spotify - Star Wars - Funko Pops - Black Mirror - Chris Chan's self-inflicted taint wound - Kindergarten Cop

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 336: Massive Retard Indicator

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch give their hot E3 takes, Odie Esty talks about some edgy manga and the new Godzilla flick, and Wizard talks about getting an MRI and going to an anime convention with his dad. SHOW NOTES: - Gravity Rush - Blaster Master Zero 2 - E3 - Tifa - Smash Bros DLCs - No More Heroes 3 - Dorohedoro - Godzilla: King of the Monsters - Simpsons pulling episodes - Wizard goes to the hospital - Sack Anime - Eatman - Dagon - The Dark Crystal - Juice's final thoughts

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 335: The World Needs Hentai

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gushes about Detective Pikachu and the new Carly Rae Jepsen record, Matt talks about shooting guns and watching hentai in a theater, Rat talks about getting kicked out of a fancy-schmancy Holiday Inn, and Odie sings us the song of Flippy. SHOW NOTES: - Detective Pikachu - Ghost Stories (not the anime) - The Clovehitch Killer - Rootin' tootin' cowboy shootin' - Watching hentai in a theater - Rat on the beat - The Pokemon anime - Xenophobia in North Dakotia - Getting kicked out of the illustrious Holiday Inn outside Chicago Heights - Galidor - Bionicle - Battle of the Blakes - Fixer Upper - Indonesian cinema - New CRJ album - Godzilla - Chernobyl - Eurovision - Game of Thrones - Dylan Quest - Porsalin's Sargon documentary - The Flippy saga

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 334: Cum Psycho

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch touch on the Sonic trailer, talk with Sebastian and other fans a whole lot about Mob Psycho 100 and One Punch Man Season 2, discover a very spicy manga by the same dude who made Baki the Grappler, apparently, and figure out what the best object is to replace your testicles with. SHOW NOTES: - Sonic - The Predator - One Punch Man - Autotune - The N word - Butterbeer - Replacing your balls with stuff - Avengers Endgay - Ploobis - Meme songs - Laughing at our old bits - The Vic Minognia scandal - Turning around community guideline strikes - Mob Psycho 100 - More One Punch Man - Sargon - Danberu nan Kiro Moteru - Working out - Trying to have sex with your dentist - Messing with glowsticks

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 333: Accused of Snortos Pee-Pee

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt goes to that anime store run out of someone's house, which leads into a ton of trading card game talk between Mitch and Carolus Rex. Mitch talks about the oddly addicting but really crappy Conan Exiles, we tell people that Glenn Danzig DEFINITELY doesn't eat his own cum, and Mitch and Odie Esty argue about Atlus' business practices for like a half hour while Matt retweets a ton of hentai, probably. SHOW NOTES: - Generation Otaku - Yu-Gi-Oh - Magic the Gathering - TCG talk - Newfoundland facts - Conan Exiles - Glenn Danzig DEFINITELY doesn't eat his own cum - Accused of snortos peepee - Mortal Kombat 11 - Kill la Kill - Wario Land - Persona 5 Scramble - Persona 5 the Royal - Atlus' business practices

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 332: You Ain't Got No Cum, Lt. Dan!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch regales us with tales of his trip to Universal Studios, Matt talks about new anime based on older manga, they talk about the whole Notre Dame thing, and discover the horrifying truth of a guy who runs an anime store out of his apartment. SHOW NOTES: - The Secret Life of Pets 2 - Universal Studios - Medieval Times - Cabana Bay - Child's Play - Horror remakes - Notre Dame burning - The Expanse - Fruits Basket - Baki the Grappler - YouTubers we're tired of - Do you even lift? - Bubba Gump - Cooking - Candy - Paper straws - Roller coasters - Anime store in a guy's house - Mexican candy/juice - Rat on the beat - Dating a black girl - Jojo memes - Real, truthful, non-alleged facts

    The Career Suicide Podcast - Episode 331: Wow - Stinky!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2019


    This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch talk 80's rock, the oriental tricks of Joanne Gaines, their disillusionment with April Fools, and the new plague on YouTube: smug furries folding their arms. SHOW NOTES: - Ram ranch - David Bowie - 80's Rush slaps - We are Cum Town 2 - The word cum - Carly Rae Jepsen and Happy Macklemore - Joker - Bumblebee - Kung-Fu Hustle - Fixer Upper - Hibachi - Two Evil Eyes and The Curious Case of Mr. Metokur - Rat on the beat - We do asian accents for like 5 minutes - April Fools stuff - Fruits Basket - Mob Psycho II finale - Part 5 - Doujins - Triple Threat - Sekiro - Odie's videos - The Mandela Effect - Furries folding their arms - T-rex facts

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