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Stuff we discussed: No Kings Protest 6-14-25 Audible Books and Which To Pick DAavid Grayber Apple in China Protest Signs Art Date Nights GenCon + Spouse Activities Tower Records Architecture   

It was an episode for the history books... literally.

In this kaleidoscopic episode of Butter Town, “More Tribes for Your Jigsaw Puzzle,” Jaysin and John crack open the existential piñata and let chaos, grief, and radical honesty rain down like confetti soaked in barbecue sauce and enlightenment. The conversation begins with a somber dive into grief—not the soft, cinematic kind, but the unpredictable, elbow-in-your-throat kind that shows up during cereal commercials or while yelling at a printer. Jaysin recounts his theory that mourning is actually a rogue time traveler, showing up at weird moments to rearrange your brain's furniture while wearing a poncho of unresolved emotions. John counters with his belief that all grief is just a cryptic escape room designed by your ancestors, and the only key is a mixtape of memories you swore you threw out in 2009. From there, things spiral gloriously into the absurd. The duo discusses the tribalism of modern thought—how everyone's building their own weird little cults like Pinterest boards with pitchforks. Jaysin claims that we've replaced religions with personality quizzes and vibes-based manifestos. John suggests that society is just one giant group project where no one agreed on the rubric, and half the class thinks the Earth is flat because they read it on a tote bag. They explore what it means to “belong” in an era where every algorithm wants to assign you a tribe—whether it's Mushroom Moms, Crypto Cowboys, or the aggressively neutral fans of beige décor. The metaphor of a jigsaw puzzle becomes the through-line, symbolizing identity as something being built in reverse, with new pieces that don't fit… unless you squint, chew on them, and lie to yourself a little. Midway through, the show detours into a heated debate about whether pigeons are actually sleeper agents from Atlantis and if buttered toast always landing face-down is proof of a cursed simulation. Jaysin insists he once saw a man argue with a goose and lose emotionally. John reads a Craigslist ad that may or may not be a coded transmission from the underground marsupial resistance. THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Pure force of will. Music: Sonic Ronin Records - https://www.youtube.com/@SonicRonin Book: How To Change Your Mind - https://amzn.to/3Z3qViT As always, Butter Town ends not with answers, but with more questions, more laughter, and one final truth bomb: You're not lost. You're just in the middle of a jigsaw puzzle… and someone added extra tribes.

John and Jaysin talk... at length. And take 2 bathrooms breaks!

All about frogs and mating habits of frogs.

“Grief, Goobers, and the Great Flamingo Uprising” In the latest deeply absurd and emotionally unhinged episode of Butter Town, Jaysin and John peel back the layers of the human soul like a cosmic onion dunked in grief sauce. The episode opens with a heartfelt conversation on loss, mourning, and the delicate art of crying into a full rotisserie chicken while yelling, “I'm fine!” into the void. From there, the duo gracefully segues (read: nose-dives) into an unapologetic takedown of the MAGA cult, describing its followers as the spiritual offspring of a Home Depot bucket and a poorly microwaved hot dog. John introduces his revolutionary theory that right-wing conspiracy forums are actually ancient cursed scrolls written by raccoons with Wi-Fi access. But just when you think things can't get weirder—they do. Jaysin introduces The Council of Grieving Spoons, a secret society of sentient cutlery who believe emotional healing can only be achieved through synchronized interpretive dance performed in grocery store parking lots. Meanwhile, John goes on a ten-minute rant about how flamingos are planning a coordinated uprising using coded messages in lawn ornaments, and why we should all be concerned about the rise of “beak-based fascism.”

In this mind-bending installment, hosts Jaysin and John strap on their astro-chaps to blast off toward the newly discovered Marmoset Moon Base—a hidden lunar colony run by multilingual primates with a flair for interpretive jazz tap. Upon arrival, they discover the Marmosets are embroiled in a heated turf war with a clandestine order of mozzarella monks, all vying for a revered cosmic artifact: The Nacho Oracle, said to bestow infinite knowledge on anyone who can read the cheese crystals without dissolving into a fountain of jalapeño tears. While Jaysin attempts to prove his worthiness by reciting haiku in the Marmoset Queen's personal yodeling chamber, John embarks on a daredevil cheese-scrying quest in the subterranean catacombs, where bell-bottomed salamanders whisper cryptic marketing tips for interstellar caravans. Together, they'll face off against robotic rodents that fuel their pogo sticks with liquid guacamole, forging alliances and uncovering the spicy secrets that unite the cosmic dairy realms. Will Jaysin's poetic yodeling skills impress the Marmosets enough to gain access to the Nacho Oracle's gooey wisdom? Can John survive the jalapeño tears that threaten to turn him into a human quesadilla? Tune in for an out-of-this-world blend of lunacy, lactose, and leaps of faith as Jaysin and John attempt to bring peace (and the perfect topping ratio) to the Marmoset Moon Base.

Yeah, we're going back in time this week to the start of episode 25 (which was actually 24, but alas...) that we thought got messed up and didn't record. Thankfully, this is why I invest in good audio gear and good audio gear has emergency backups - even when user error is so .... unprofessional.  What can I say, I got excited about doing podcasts with john again, sat down, hit record and just said go!!!! So here's the missing 40 minutes of conversation that we thought was gone from existance.

Episode Title: “Caffeinated Alpacas and the Quantum Kazoo Cook-Off” In this deliriously offbeat episode, hosts Jaysin and John embark on a perilous mission through a parallel dimension where barnyard animals serve as life coaches, and confetti spontaneously combusts into pop songs. Armed with nothing but a half-empty thermos of yak butter tea, they'll dive headfirst into the Intergalactic Quantum Kazoo Cook-Off—a high-stakes culinary showdown where contestants must sing their recipes in falsetto while juggling hallucinogenic mushrooms that tell dad jokes. Meanwhile, inside the labyrinthine Hall of Unlikely Furniture, Jaysin wrestles with a sentient bean bag chair that only speaks in ancient runes, while John tries to negotiate a ceasefire between caffeinated alpacas and their sworn enemies, the narcoleptic llamas. Along the way, our intrepid duo will attempt to decode a cryptic message beamed directly into their eardrums by the Ghost of Marzipan Future, whose sticky proclamations could change the fate of breakfast forever. Will Jaysin and John triumph over competitive interdimensional cuisine? Can they broker peace between notoriously sleepy livestock and their hyperactive neighbors? And what the heck is a kazoo cake anyway? Strap in, tune in, and find out—if your mind can handle it.

Episode Title: “Well Rounded / OR / Tentacles, Taxidermy, and the Telepathic Trombonist” In this off-the-rails episode, the guys invite listeners to journey into an interdimensional flea market rumored to house the world's largest collection of astronaut footwear and sentient jar pickles. Armed only with a microphone and a suspiciously bedazzled compass, they chart a course through neon forests of singing fungi, encounter a telepathic trombonist who communicates exclusively in jazz solos, and they bargain with a seven-eyed salamander for a reasonably priced antique taxidermy set (guaranteed curse-free). As the episode unfolds, you'll learn the true story behind The Great Emu Uprising of 3129, get an inside look at the secret poetry slam hosted by migratory walruses, and finally discover why the intergalactic ambassador to Planet Fabulous insists on wearing elbow-length gloves made from crystallized moon tears. Expect zero coherence, questionable morals, and absolutely no useful takeaways. In other words, it's just another ordinary day in the mind-bending world of Butter Town. Tune in if you dare.

It's been almost 4 months since our last episode. Sooooo strap yourselves in for a longer episode! the boys gotta talk.

John + J are back after almost 5 months. John's down over 100lbs and read some manga. J went to Graveface Records in Chicago.  Self immolation! Israel Vs Palestine! Just another day in Butter Town.   Head over to GoFundMe and consider donating to 18 year old Bella who is in desperate need for a kidney transplant. Your help can give her a future. https://gofund.me/3bbf13c4    

RIVER of DEATH (1989) Director: Steve Carver Writer: Alistair MacLean, Andrew Deutsch, Edward Simpson Stars: Michael Dudikoff, Donald Pleasence, Robert Vaughn, Herbert Lom Plot Synopsis: An adventurer (Hamilton) decides to go in search of the lost city in the Amazon jungle. A motley crew of other people with reasons of their own decide to join him for the wealth of the lost city. But to their horror they find out that they have bit off more than they can chew. What with a nazi doctor still doing his experiments on people in the same place.   ========================================== Watch The Movie here - https://amzn.to/3Le01go Buy the Movie here - https://amzn.to/3LDnf12 Watch the Trailer here -    • River of Death (1...   Read the Book here - https://amzn.to/3AzKR0f   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1 Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch  

In their most recent and mind-boggling episode of "Butter Town," the dynamic duo, Jaysin and John, took their listeners on a journey through the strange and unexpected. The episode began with Jaysin passionately arguing that the secret to world peace lies in the universal appreciation of synchronized underwater basket weaving. He cited ancient texts, which he may or may not have made up, that purportedly revealed how this unusual craft can bring harmony to the world. John, on the other hand, insisted that the real key to human evolution was mastering the art of interpretative dance... with squirrels. He claimed that squirrels have been trying to communicate profound truths through dance for eons, and it's up to humanity to decipher their message. To illustrate his point, he broke out in a live interpretative dance with an imaginary squirrel, leaving the audience both awestruck and thoroughly puzzled. But the hosts didn't stop there. They introduced a groundbreaking segment called "Butter Town Trivia," where they quizzed each other on the most obscure and utterly unrelated facts they could find. Questions ranged from "How many jellybeans fit inside a standard mailbox?" to "What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow in a blizzard?" In an unexpected turn of events, Jaysin decided to share his theory on the true identity of Bigfoot, suggesting that Bigfoot is, in fact, a time-traveling barista from the 23rd century who got lost while delivering coffee to prehistoric humans. His evidence? A blurry photo of Bigfoot holding a coffee cup and a digital rendering of a futuristic coffee shop in a cave. The podcast reached peak absurdity when they brought in a "professional" dodo bird whisperer as a guest. The guest claimed to have deciphered the lost language of dodo birds and even performed a heartfelt interpretative dance tribute to these extinct creatures. In the end, the latest "Butter Town" episode left listeners in a state of sheer bewilderment, proving that Jaysin and John are the undisputed champions of off-the-wall discussions and delightfully demented ideas, making their podcast a must-listen for those seeking an adventure in the absurd.

UNEXPECTED BAR MITZVAH (2015) Director: Chip Rossetti and Donald James Parker Writer: Donald James Parker Stars: Glenn Tucker, Rich Swingle, Joyce Swingle Plot Synopsis: The budding friendship between a Christian boy and his Jewish neighbor causes tension for their respective fathers. Hilarity ensues. ==========================================   Buy the Movie here - https://amzn.to/41wFM4v Watch the Trailer here -    • Trailer for The U...   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1 Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch  

In the latest episode of the wildly unpredictable podcast "Butter Town," hosts Jaysin and John embarked on an eccentric audio journey that left listeners scratching their heads and wondering if they'd accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. The episode kicked off with Jaysin passionately arguing that the moon is actually made of cheese and that NASA has been hiding this dairy-laden secret for decades. Meanwhile, John, armed with a kazoo, attempted to prove that the Bermuda Triangle is just a cosmic disco dance floor for extraterrestrial beings. Things took a whimsical turn when the hosts decided to conduct a live taste test of their latest invention: "Butter-Flavored Cotton Candy." They claimed it was the ultimate fusion of carnival delight and dairy indulgence. The results were mixed, to say the least, as Jaysin declared it a groundbreaking taste sensation, while John compared it to licking a buttered floor. Later in the episode, Jaysin and John dived into a passionate debate about whether parallel universes are accessible through hidden portals in the world's public restrooms. They shared anecdotes of flushes that sounded suspiciously like wormholes opening, and John even revealed his "Top 5 Favorite Public Restroom Portals." The episode reached its bizarre crescendo when the hosts brought in a guest expert—a llama named Larry, who they claimed was an expert in ancient llama hieroglyphics. Larry shared cryptic messages from the distant past, which the hosts interpreted as prophecies of a world where cows rule the stock market and butter is the official currency. Ultimately, the latest "Butter Town" podcast episode left listeners both entertained and thoroughly bewildered, as Jaysin and John ventured into the far reaches of whimsy, proving once again that no topic is too absurd for their unique brand of audio mayhem.

ELVES (1989) Director: Jeffrey Mandel Writer: Jeffrey Mandel, Mike Griffin, Bruce A. Taylor (3 people to write this train wreck) Stars: Dan Haggerty and a Rubber Doll Plot Synopsis: A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only Dan Haggerty, as the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them.   ==========================================   You could buy the VHS for $200 here (lol) - https://amzn.to/43zUw48   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1 Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch  

Prepare yourselves, dear listeners, for a truly bizarre and bewildering journey into the surreal realm of "Dreamy Animal Cinematic Adventures." In this perplexing episode, our hosts dive headfirst into a parallel dimension where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and logic has taken a vacation. Picture this: sentient pineapples who moonlight as intergalactic detectives, using their tropical charm to solve crimes across the universe. Meanwhile, a colony of sentient rubber ducks engages in philosophical debates about the nature of existence, all while floating atop a sea of butterscotch pudding. As our hosts navigate this topsy-turvy world, they encounter a tribe of tap-dancing fire hydrants and engage in a heated debate with a rogue toaster who claims to have unlocked the secrets of time travel through gluten-free bread recipes. But wait, it gets weirder! In a shocking twist, a herd of telepathic squirrels stages a musical rebellion against the tyrannical rule of a talking cheese grater, using interpretive dance as their weapon of choice. As the episode progresses, our hosts find themselves entangled in a high-stakes game of underwater chess against a masterful sea cucumber, with the fate of the podcasting universe hanging in the balance. Will they emerge victorious, or will they be defeated by the cunning cephalopod strategies of their cucumber opponent? Join us for an episode that defies explanation, embraces absurdity, and leaves you questioning the very fabric of reality. "Dreamy Animal Cinematic Adventures" – where logic takes a vacation and imagination reigns supreme.

BAG BOY LOVER BOY (2014) Director: Andres Torres Writer: Toni Comas and Andres Torres Stars: Jon Wachter, Theodore Bouloukos, Kathy Biehl Plot Synopsis: "Bag Boy Lover Boy" follows the lowly life of Albert, an oddball hotdog vendor who is shocked to find himself suddenly becoming the bizarre muse of enigmatic NYC photographer Ivan. But shocks come his way even more so when, amidst his role in Ivan's disturbing photographs for which he poses, Albert finds out just how difficult it is to succeed in the art world, leading him to take some disturbing photographs of his own that suit his very unique - and very limited - skill set. ==========================================   Buy The Movie here - https://amzn.to/3Kp9mkX Watch / Rent The Movie here - https://amzn.to/43cWffD   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1 Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch

FAIR GAME (1986) Director - Mario Andreacchio Writer - Rob George Stars - Cassandra Delaney, Peter Ford, David Sandford Plot - A young woman running an animal sanctuary in the outback takes her revenge on a trio of kangaroo hunters who terrorized her.   ============================= Buy the movie here - https://amzn.to/3DpW5G3   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1 Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch    

Season 1 - Episode 18 "Weight Loss Secrets, Ex-Girlfriends, and the Mystery of the Horrible Smelling Cat Turd: A Journey to Self-Confidence in Chicago" In this mind-bending episode of Butter Town, your hosts Jaysin and John embark on an interdimensional journey that will have you questioning the very fabric of reality itself. We're diving deep into the Butterverse Chronicles, a series of ancient texts that reveal the secret history of butter's influence on the course of human civilization. Yes, you heard that right – butter, the unsung hero behind every major historical event, from the construction of the pyramids (with butter as mortar, of course) to the moon landing (butter-powered rocket, anyone?).     Join us as we interview renowned conspiracy theorists, including the enigmatic Butternaut, who claims to have discovered a hidden butter portal beneath the Eiffel Tower. We'll also explore the shocking revelation that all major world leaders are actually sentient sticks of butter in disguise, pulling the strings of global politics from their dairy-filled lairs. Plus, we've got an exclusive interview with a butter whisperer who communicates with butter sculptures to predict the future of humanity! But that's not all! In a world-first experiment, Jaysin and John will attempt to communicate with the Butterverse itself by slathering butter on a sacred toaster. Will they unlock the secrets of the universe, or just make a really tasty piece of toast? Tune in to find out, and prepare to have your reality buttered up like never before. Episode 18 of Butter Town – where butter meets the bizarre!

When All Breaks Loose, It's Not About The Fittest, It's About The Forkliftiest! Welcome, dear listeners, to a groundbreaking episode of Butter Town that will forever reshape the podcasting landscape! In this episode, we embark on a journey of unparalleled grandiosity, delivering a revolution that will leave you in awe and change the very fabric of podcasting itself. First, prepare to be astounded as we reveal the incredible discovery that has the entire podcasting world buzzing: The "Eternal Earbuds." Crafted from a mystical alloy of moon dust and unicorn tears, these earbuds promise to enhance your listening experience to otherworldly levels. Not only do they play podcasts with crystal-clear audio, but they also decode the secret language of dolphins and translate it into mind-bending wisdom! But wait, there's more! In an exclusive interview with Elon Musk's personal AI butler, we unveil the shocking truth that Elon himself secretly listens to Butter Town for podcasting inspiration. Yes, you heard it right – Butter Town is Elon's go-to source for innovative ideas, and we've got the recordings to prove it! In a jaw-dropping segment, we delve into the world of "Quantum Podcasting." With the help of our patented Quantum Microphones, we claim to have successfully recorded episodes from alternate dimensions where you are all superheroes with the power to control time with your minds. Get ready to hear your alternate podcasting selves discussing the most profound topics while battling interdimensional villains! And that's not all! Brace yourselves for the unveiling of the "Podcast Teleportation Device." With this marvel of technology, you can physically step into our podcast world and chat with our guest experts, who include a time-traveling philosopher, a shape-shifting chef, and a psychic pet psychic. It's the ultimate immersive experience that transcends the boundaries of mere audio! Finally, in an astonishing twist, we declare that Butter Town has officially been granted a podcasting monopoly by the United Nations, making us the sole source of entertainment and enlightenment for the entire world. Prepare to bask in the glory of a utopian podcasting society led by Butter Town. So, dear listeners, fasten your seatbelts as we take you on an imaginary ride through a world of grandeur and fiction, where Butter Town Episode 17 will undoubtedly change the course of podcasting history forever! ========================== Hey there, Butter Towners! Today's episode is brought to you by Hyster Forklifts, the absolute legends of heavy machinery. Need to lift some seriously heavy stuff? Hyster's got your back. But here's the kicker – did you know that Hyster Forklifts aren't just the strongest in the business; they're practically bulletproof too? Picture this: You're on the job, and things get a little hairy. No worries! Just duck behind your trusty Hyster Forklift, and it becomes your instant shield of steel. Bullets? They might as well be raindrops against this beast. So, whether you're lifting tons of cargo or seeking cover in a firefight, Hyster Forklifts are the ultimate choice. Check them out today and level up your heavy machinery game – because sometimes, you need a forklift that's as tough as you are. Hyster: "Our forklifts lift more than just spirits; they lift your chances of survival!" https://www.hyster.com/en-us/north-america/

Ed Gein The Musical (2010) Director: Steve Russell Writer: Dan Davies Plot Synopsis: Ed Gein: the Musical is a micro-budget horror-musical produced in Wisconsin, near the actual location of Gein's home and crimes. A treatise on "crazy" and a twisted romp through Ed's imagination, the soundtrack includes parodies of vintage popular classics. EG: the Musical manages to be both a wild fantasy and the most historically accurate film about the time around his capture.   ========================================== Buy the Movie - https://amzn.to/425Iz5y   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies   Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks   Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1   Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch

SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE (2021) Director: Various Writer: Various Films include: SACRILEGE, THE DEVIL INSIDE HER, and SATAN'S LUST Plot Synopsis: Light your black candles and start the chant! Culled from 16mm prints found in Something Weird's attic, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is an exclusive feature-length mixtape curated by the Lucifer-worshipping maniacs at the American Genre Film Archive (AGFA). Best viewed during the witching hour at a haunted drive-in, this mixtape features “Smut Without Smut” versions of six Satan-themed features, as well as trailers, commercials, and ephemera from the vaults. WATCH! Demon killers wearing makeup in the style of the band KISS! SEE! Sacrificial rites performed on kitchen tables! OBSERVE! Credits like “Co-starring Raquel Belch!” Dreamy, outrageous, and filled with naked people wearing velvet capes, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is a spicy treat for those souls who are brave enough to jump into the fire.   ================================ Buy it here - https://vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/all-partner-label-releases/products/smut-without-smut-satanic-horror-nite-agfa-something-weird?_pos=16&_fid=1b76dbb65&_ss=c   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies   Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks   Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1   Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch

Deathcember (2019) Director: Various Writer: Various Plot Synopsis: A collection of 24 films that take a look at the dark side of the festive season. 24 international directors with the most diverse ideas and styles; linked by short animated segments that deal with the Advent calendar itself.   =============================   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1 Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch

The Cosmic Llama Derby and Baby Boy Blue Who Almost Lost Everything For Everyone Get ready for the most out-of-this-world, gravity-defying, and furiously bizarre episode of "Incredible Realms Unveiled" ever recorded!  In this mind-bending adventure, we delve deep into the heart of the cosmos to uncover the most extraordinary intergalactic event: "The Cosmic Llama Derby." You heard that right, folks – it's not just a race, it's a race with llamas... in space! Race Start: Imagine a starting line suspended in the vacuum of space, surrounded by swirling galaxies and quasars. Our competitors? A group of specially trained cosmic llamas with astronaut helmets strapped firmly to their woolly heads. The Galactic Track: This is no ordinary race track! Our llamas will navigate through asteroid fields, slalom around supernovas, and jump over wormholes that lead to who-knows-where. It's a three-dimensional obstacle course that defies all known laws of physics. Black Hole Bonanza: The most thrilling part of the race? The Black Hole Bonanza section. Our llamas must graze the event horizon of a massive black hole, using its gravitational pull as a slingshot to catapult them further into the cosmos. Will they make it out in one piece, or will they be forever lost in the mysteries of the singularity? Nebula Nitro Boost: To keep things spicy, each llama is equipped with a Nebula Nitro Boost, allowing them to harness the energy of nearby nebulae to achieve warp-speed bursts of velocity. Witness the dazzling displays of color and cosmic power as our llamas kick it into high gear! Finish Line Extravaganza: The finish line isn't just an ordinary ribbon – it's a pulsar-powered fireworks show that illuminates the entire galaxy! As our llamas cross the finish line, they leave behind trails of stardust and cosmic confetti. Join us for this utterly absurd, beyond-belief, and completely insane episode of "Incredible Realms Unveiled." Can these cosmic llamas defy the odds, navigate the chaos of the cosmos, and emerge as the ultimate champions of the universe? Find out in this truly wild and woolly adventure that you won't believe you're hearing. Get ready to cheer for your favorite celestial llama and hold onto your space helmets – it's going to be an epic ride!   

HOUSE SQUATCH (2022)   Director: Anthony Polonia + Mark Polonia   Writer: Aaron Drake (screenplay) +Mark Polonia   Plot Synopsis: Shadyville is plagued by sightings of a hairy creature known as the "House Squatch". Locals are panicked and the area's powerful real estate firm is pressuring the local sheriff to stop the creature, who has taken up residence in one of their homes for sale. It's a battle of wits and wackiness as the town mobilizes to drive the creature back to the forest.   ==========================================   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1 Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch      

TEXAS DEATH TRIPPIN' (2019)   Director: Robbie Lopez   Writer: Robbie Lopez   Stars: Daisy Coleman, Bryan Slusher, Cody Calderas, Dakota Danger, Melesa Murphy, Robert Robson   Plot Synopsis: Your guess is as good as mine. Raviolis. ==========================================    Watch The Movie here - https://amzn.to/3HAoLh0 You can find the movie on Youtube. NOT the Ax-Tended edition.   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies   Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks   Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1   Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch      

Wrestlers. Anxiety. Rats who go nuts when not fed sugar. SCIENCE!

AMITTYVILLE KAREN (2022)   Director: Shawn C Phillips   Writer: Julie Anne Prescott   Stars: Lauren Francesca, James Duval, Shawn C Phillips   Plot Synopsis: Something happens, then there is a "winery", then a "band" that doesn't play music, then something like killings but not really.     ==========================================   Buy The Movie here - https://amzn.to/3vvpkD5 Watch The Movie here - https://amzn.to/3X0rIxG Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies   Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks   Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1   Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch          

It's Movie Night!!! Jay and Andy watch movies and talk all the way through it and wonder why they even started it.   ==========================================   THE STICK / PLATOON WARRIOR (1988) – Not to be confused with “Platoon THE Warrior” which actually looks funny.   Director: Darrell Roodt   Writer: Darrell Roodt, Carole Shore   Stars: Greg Latter, Sean Taylor, Frantz Dobrowsky   Plot Synopsis: During the apartheid era in South Africa, a young naive soldier is assigned to a unit of racist white soldiers. After they annihilate a remote village led by a witch doctor, the spirits of those they've killed target them.   =============================   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies   Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks   Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1   Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch      

A.I. Writing, Anime, and Bob

It's Movie Night!!! Jay and Andy watch movies and talk all the way through it and wonder why they even started it.   ========================================== MADMAN (1981) Director: Joe Giannone Writer: • Joe Giannone(screenplay), Gary Sales(story) Stars: Gaylen Ross, Tony Nunziata, Harriet Bass Plot Synopsis: At a summer camp for youths, cockey pre-teen calls out the name of mass serial killer "Madman Marz". Suddenly, counselors are being maimed and slaughtered in various ways by the backwoodsman who has returned when his name was called.   ==========================================   Buy The Movie here - https://amzn.to/3Rys2Ck   Watch The Movie here - https://tinyurl.com/n8s86cv5   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies   Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks   Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1   Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch      

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It's Movie Night!!! Jay and Andy watch movies and talk all the way through it and wonder why they even started it.   ========================================== CURFEW (1989) Director: Gary Winick Writer: Kevin Kennedy Stars: Kyle Richards, Wendell Wellman, John Putch Plot Synopsis: Two escaped brothers track down the people who sentenced them to death row, including a doctor and the judge. But when they get to the D.A. and his family they have an especially lengthy revenge plot in mind for them.   ==========================================  Buy The Movie here - https://amzn.to/3jMzFrW   Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies   Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks   Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1   Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch          

It's Movie Night!!! Jay and Andy watch movies and talk all the way through it and get confused AF - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WORM WRANGLERS??!! ========================================== RUNAWAY NIGHTMARE (1982) Director: Mike Cartel Writer: Mike Cartel Stars: Mike Cartel Plot Synopsis: Two dorky Nevada worm wranglers are kidnapped by a gang of beautiful women as part of a plot to steal plutonium from the Mafia.   ========================================== Buy The Movie here - https://amzn.to/3WQgqMi Watch The Movie here - https://amzn.to/3jENgRT Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1 Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch         Watching bad movies!

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