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How famous do you have to get for Trump to pardon you? Should we Suicide Squad P Diddy into being an event planner? What is the point of Homeless people according to Luke? LISTEN NOW

WE ARE BACK! After two long weeks, Wyatt is back from Europe and Luke is finished with Finals. Why are the last three days of school always BS? Can Biden still cum from his G Spot? Is Kanye's discography like Star Wars? Could Charlie Kirk out debate preschoolers? LISTEN NOW

Why do people send nudes to random insta accounts with large followings? Why do all Dads LIVE to make things awkward? Is there a racket in our Middle Schools to game the accelerated reading programs? WATCH NOW

Back from Disneyland! Could you used the force to perform an abortion? Could a water bender perform an abortion? Do men deep down wish they were a gorilla? LISTEN NOW

The Pope dies and suddenly...Kanye has something to confess. Wyatt and Luke get back from a three city tour -- SF, San Diego, Phoenix, and pose the questions: Why did our Dad tell us our Uncle was gonna be the pope? Would Luke choose Michael B Jordan over Bella Ramsay? WATCH NOW

Who in history was Autistic? Is Henry Clay the GOAT non-president? Why does Instagram keep pushing hot Down Syndrome girls? Also, Luke has a HOT TAKE on a certain group of people... WATCH NOW

Do men manscape before every date, party, and social occasion? Does Vlad Zelensky's eyes hold the sadness of 100,000 men? Is the Minecraft Movie Instagram Reels in theaters? LISTEN NOW

If you came to the Toronto tour date -- you know what this episode is about. One of the most positive yet distracting hecklers anyone's ever seen at a comedy show. Also! How are high school parties different from entertainment industry parties? Are Men more homophobic when they don't have girlfriends? LISTEN NOW

Wyatt and Luke are back from a Denver-Chicago tour trip! Is holding hands with your brother gay? Is Joe Gatto cancelled? What would you do if you got a text from the pentagon? LISTEN NOW

Would you convert to Islam for a baddie? Are Wilson Fisk and Matt Murdoch the couple with the most chemistry in the MCU? Is that a Playboi Carti album or atmospheric noise? LISTEN NOW

Are men lonely because we feel like we can't call our friends? Is no fap the one thing every religion can agree on? Is JD Vance the most memeable politician? Did Wyatt have the most of out pocket first date of all time? LISTEN NOW

The roast battle between Trump and Zelensky, Casey Anthony's rising stock, and why people hate Greta Thunberg but love Luigi Mangione. LISTEN NOW!

Captain America 4! Did Harrison Ford seem senile? New Avatar Series! Who has a better legacy, Aang or Korea? Who knocked up Toph? What was Helen Keller's body count? LISTEN NOW

Back home from Texas! Hours after their Texas tour trip, Wyatt and Luke discuss Kanye and Bianca's divorce plans, Valentines Day emotions, and why American food is underrated.

Drake and Patrick Mahomes take big Ls. Dudes who can't get girls listen to ANYONE. Kanye hits a new all time low.

Shocking news this week! Luka Doncic TRADED. Onlyfans Star DEAD. Helicopter and Plane COLLIDED. All of it and more, LISTEN NOW!

IT'S FINALLY HERE! Gen Zenophobic episode #1. Donald Trump vs Joe Biden's libido, the cops get called on Luke at a high school party, and a girl gets mad at Wyatt for saying retarded.

THE LAST EPISODE OF DLC! But don't worry, a new podcast is on its way as we speak. During the final episodes Luke and Wyatt attempt to discuss the teachers that hated them the most -- before a dark secret from Wyatt's past is revealed.

Wyatt parties with the Boston PD while Luke takes the SAT! The saga of Wyatt's rented Kia Niro taking 8 hours to drive to Boston is covered, as well as the murder of the United Healthcare CEO.

Episode 50!!! Thank you all who have been with us through almost a full year of episodes. To celebrate, Luke tells us a very special story he has been saving just for this: ...His First Hookup...

A DLC classic! Wyatt and Luke talk about their days in high school -- bullying kids, being bullied, and how it just isn't the same when you're an adult.

Seattle & Portland Roadtrip! Wyatt and Luke are BACK from their Northeast tour dates and talk about getting pulled over on the way there, how they felt about their sets, and most importantly, Luke went out with a girl after a show…

Our election special! The boys discuss what the 16-18 year olds at Luke's school thought of Trump and Kamala, each President's favorite sex position, and how we get radicalized by YouTube Shorts.

Gen Z Slang part 3! The boys return to their legendary series where Luke takes us even deeper into the abyss of youth culture...Balkan Rage, Drippy Cheese, + Thick Of It

Back with just the two boys! Wyatt and Luke tell the stories of the first time they accidentally stumbled on P*rn on the internet! Also bonus story: Luke accidentally said the N Word in front of two trans women onstage!

Part two of our special episode with Wyatt and Luke's sister Ruth. Luke tells the story of a priest dropping the body of Christ on the floor, Wyatt attempting to eat a lady's hair during mass, and the story of our parents finding out Wyatt was doing standup.

The forgotten sibling! Wyatt and Luke's sister joins DLC for a very special two part episode! Special insight into the family dynamic is revealed as they reflect on going to church as a kid, what life was like before Luke, and peeing in the car.

PART TWO of our very special episode featuring family friend Connor! This episode is mostly about one legend in Walnut Creek History -- Angel. Here are the legendary stories of questioning authority and borderline sexual harassment.

MUST WATCH EPISODE. Wyatt's high school best friend and family friend Connor Kugler joins DLC to regale high school non-glory days of when Wyatt got an F on the most important assignment of the year, messing with horrible teachers, and peer pressuring Luke into asking a girl out.

Legendary coincidence! Both Wyatt and Luke lost their middle school dance virginity to a girl named Gaby! Who knew? Not them. The boys go over their experience with their first dance, moral quandaries in psychology and religion class, and foreshadow a legendary standup story...

Luke gets up to some classic 16 year old mischief. This week in yet another attempt to woo a female, he goes over his prolonged instagram/snapchat exchange with a girl from a neighboring school. Also, the boys reminisce about the first gay people they ever knew.

Wyatt got a cat! There was a really long one month adoption process that the boys discuss, including cat seminars, home visits, and grumpy Eastern European ladies.

Pt. 2 of Luke opening for Jeff Arcuri! Luke goes over how all five shows went, what he learned, and what makes Jeff such a great comic.

Luke opens for social media sensation Jeff Arcuri! Luke has to host 5 sold out shows, so ahead of it, Luke speaks about his anxieties, how he chooses material, and how it feels to move up in your career but still feel behind where you want to be.

The time has finally come, Luke has begun the infamous Junior year of high school. The boys discuss the differences between middle and high school, what it's like applying to college, and what Luke has to do in the coming two years.

US Politics Special... Mostly Luke and Wyatt retelling the legendary story if RFK Jr. and the dead bear carcass. Also they boys touch on JD Vance and Usha Vance.

This episode is basically Fix Your Jokes (ep 24) pt. 2! Wyatt and Luke go over the new jokes they're working on and help each other improve and rate them!

PAINFUL EPISODE! Public humiliation basically… Wyatt and Luke re-watch two of their WORST BOMBS EVER, Live for your entertainment. This exercise was horribly entertaining.

Storytime!! A spooky tale of standup comedy awaits on DLC today. Wyatt tells the famous story of being 19, and being asked to perform standup comedy — for what he didn't realize is a cult…

Storytime episode! Luke and Wyatt go over their elementary, middle, and high school years, and dig up their favorite funny stories, A kid with a knife in his mouth on the roof, bullying an anti-masker, kids showing their private parts in kindergarten, AND MORE!

Cousin Joshua on DLC pt. 2! Lowkey this episode is even better. Three big stories: Luke grinds on a girl for the first time at a New Year's Party, all of us accidentally visiting a Brothel, and Josh forcing Luke to hold his pee for HOURS.

Very special two part episode! Wyatt and Luke are joined by their cousin Joshua in Boston! The three boys reminisce over the impractical joker like stunts that Luke and Josh have pulled over the years…

The most Male exercise — we are going to do a draft of the greatest comedians of all time. Richard Pryor, Louis CK, Bill Cosby. Where will they go? Find out now… Some small audio issues so we apologize. And honorable mention to Mitch Hedberg!

HALF A YEAR OF DLC! Thank you all so much for tuning in for our first 26 weeks! Luke dreams about Vladimir Putin, Wyatt jokes about vanity and the homeless, and both of them celebrate their family not listening to the podcast anymore.

Long requested guest! One of Wyatt's closest friends, comedian, screenwriter, socialite — Surbhi! These two are SAVAGE to each other non stop and they do it while discussing their new dating show, and maybe even Surbhi's love life…

The first episode of its kind! Wyatt and Luke break down and analyze the current jokes they are working on in their standup. What works, what does, why, and most importantly—how do we fix them?

Learning Gen Z Slang pt. 2! The last episode where we did this was popular so here we go AGAIN! Who can guess more slang definitions correctly? Wyatt with 2020's slang or Luke with 90's slang?

This episode is SICK! After two months without recording together, Luke and Wyatt finally reunite to talk about Wyatt's viral encounter with a heckler, a crazy twist at one of Luke's shows, and their shared illness.

Longtime friend of the show and master impressionist Lukas Arnold join Wyatt and Luke on DLC. Cutting deeper than the regular topics about his Tiktok fame and impressions, the conversation takes a turn into what its like to narrate an audiobook, how much of the Islamic faith Lukas was exposed to, and how to use impressions in standup in a non-hacky way.

Fan Favorite Alvin Kuai returns with Natan Badalov to DLC! Wyatt, Alvin, and Natan discuss a variety of intellectual and un-intellectual subjects such as their own fears, ass eating, and the three different regions of Asia..

This week the boys welcome Wild'N'Out legend Maddy Smith to talk about the business of comedy- if building name recognition, censorship on television, or how marketing is changes between men and women are things you're interested in you NEED to watch this episode.