LAST WEEK THIS WEEK

It's fantasy football time. Time to say goodbye to reality and live the luxurious fantasy football life. This is when we leave our friends and loved ones and sink into the fantasy football realm only to get knocked out in the first round of the playoffs. If you love pain then you'll love fantasy football. Check out this episode for draft tips, season long advice, and the roller coaster you can expect all season long. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

CREED!!! Welcome to Summer of 99 and Beyond Festival in San Bernardino California. The lineup was wild. Verve Pipe. Fuel. Finger Eleven. Hinder. Vertical Horizon. Daughtry. Three Doors Down. And the one and only Creed. If you missed the concert don't worry I sing almost every song flawlessly for you in this breakdown. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

We're dog sitting an old buddy that tried to poop on my face but I'm a big believer in second chances so we'll see how this goes. We're also declaring war in our house against the mighty army of cockroaches. It's a tough battle but one that can be victorious. Check out some of the products I don't get paid to tell you about. And finally the Olympics are here but why didn't the algorithm slam them in my face? Post recording we found out the NBC Olympic Primetime trick but before that we had no clue where to go. Regardless we're always rooting for the US of A. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

I thought COVID stayed in 2020 but I guess I was wrong. We caught the vid. Signs. Symptoms. Denial. Surrender. Treatment. We go through the whole phase. There's one product that I swear by for any nasal congestion and boy it'll blast those pipes clean. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Will you choose Taco Bell or will you choose Taco Bell? Understanding the power of choice. Practicing self discipline. Setting boundaries and limitations on things that do not add to your life. Making the choice to love people and treat people with empathy and kindness. Suffering comes throughout life. How we perceive it and use it shapes our journey. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Join me on a journey through my street filled with beautiful flowers, peaceful yoga sessions, exciting pickleball games, and a roller coaster of emotions. Let's stop and smell the roses and jasmine while practicing gratitude along the way! That description was AI generated and honestly not bad. Trying to imagine what yoga sessions on the sidewalk would look like. I would be terrified if a body part of mine hit the streets of LA. Instant death for sure. But I'm definitely down for the streets to be taken over with pickleball. Still riding the roller coaster of life. Still trying to find that sweet spot. But one thing's for sure. The flowers are always sweet on my street. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Netflix threw my caboose off the tracks this week with the midweek drop of The Circle. Then Tesla tried to throw me off the road with the new self driving feature. But we got it together and finished the week strong. Still working on that discipline and self growth. Life is a wild ride baby. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Cats. Goats. And now spiders. These are my favorite internet giggles. I appreciate giggles way more than disappointing Dominos orders. Poor food decisions again this week. I'll look to redeem myself next week. And your boy is stepping up the hair care game. Sliding around like Slick Rick on some silk pillowcases. Yee yee! Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Pain in my body. Pain in my decisions. Pain in my wallet. Had a rough little week but life is good. Pickleball courts are hot. Old ladies bring the heat and we got pickled. Golfing in the rain is as bad as it sounds. Taco Bell might have to go on the no fly list. Whole Food hot food line burns a hole in my wallet. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

A lot of laying around lately. Trying to find the balance between rest and the Snorax pokemon. Time to get recentered and quiet the brain muscles. Nothing is forever in life. We constantly go through seasons of change. Seasons that seem like they won't end. But a breakthrough is near. The only thing that seems to stay the same is my giant logs and I'm thinking it's a problem. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

It's Holy Week and we're celebrating opening day of baseball and the resurrection of Jesus. Can I get a hallelujah! It's tough to beat a bright shining day at the ball park but I really have to give God his time on this episode. Thank you God for allowing us to be with you for eternity through your son Jesus. Amen! Social Meida: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. Butterflies are buttering. Spring is here and we're all about it. Spring time is also a great time to do some cleaning. In the house and in life. It's out with the old habits and in with the new. Continuing to build on new year resolutions. And then the geriatric booties get bumping in Hollywood. We take a birthday party to the streets. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Brothers are the absolute best. This time around the little bro and I went on a hunt for sourdough and used the force to fight our way through Disneyland. Quality time with family is always magical. This episode is a special shoutout to my brothers whom I love dearly. Love you bros. Social Media https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

More wacky dreams. But more importantly no wet dreams. No nudes. No boobies. We're giving it all up for the season of lent. And I'm not even Catholic ya'll. But it's all about that discipline this year. It's about being focused and taking control. Send me prayers but don't send me any nudes...at least until Easter. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

The struggle is real. Weights are heavy. Racquetball is intense. My body is sore. I am tired. I am weak. The Super Bowl had me clinching every muscle until we got a Chiefs win. But we are determined and we are faithful. God says to look to Him and He will renew our strength and Lord we need a full recharge. Can I get an Amen?! Social Media:https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

It's raining in SoCal and we don't know what to do. I know what I want to do though. I wanna stay on the couch with the dog, some taco bell, maybe a frozen pizza, and some Netflix. That would be a dream. Unlike the other wild dreams I've been having. Unfortunately this is the real world and we gotta do things we don't wanna do like go to the gym. That's right. We finally got a membership with 24 Hour Fitness and boy do they let in the creatures. Social Media:https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

The subconscious is a weird place and the Lord works in mysterious ways. This week we woke up early. Saw a few sunrises. Worked through some meh feelings and pushed through them anyway. We found some discipline through our workout. We're even part of the wackos that take cold showers now. But waking up to a dream about a zombie apocalypse with loaded britches left me extremely confused. Social Media:https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

New habits got the best of me. Trying to be the best and got stressed. So it was time to take a step back, take a deep breath, and eat an unhealthy amount of ice cream. Goals are tough. Change is tough. So we implemented some self love and got back to our roots of gratitude. It's a new day and we keep moving forward. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

We stumble but we keep on trying. We go on a hike and get outdoors even though it was way too long and now my knees hurt. We go hunting on 3 hours of sleep and almost sink to the bottom of the pond but we got to spend time with the dog. We're working out but only a little. We're reading and loving ourself. It's not perfect but we show up anyway. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

New Years resolutions suck. Change sucks. But we keep on keeping on. Fighting through the resistance to level up. My little brother comes into town. We hit up the Lakers game, some golf, and an Eagles concert. After the dust has finally settled it's time to join the other cult members of Dry January. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

You made it. You did it. You survived another year. Time to reflect on 2023. I bet you did a lot more than you think you did. Let's take those baby steps and create more babies. Building on small accomplishments. Doing things little by little. That's how we're gunna go big for 2024. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Life is a roller coaster and we are riding it baby! So much to be grateful for regardless of the curveballs that are being thrown our way. On this episode we take a trip home to see the fam. Spend the 4th of July with speed and freedom. Finally learn to surf. We fight hot temps and tornados. Eat some catfish and Imo's pizza. We take in all the greatness of the midwest and somehow make it home. Yee yee. Bang bang baby. Catch all the action here: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

We're catching everyone up with this week's mega episode. I hit up a bachelor party in the Arizona desert where we shoot each other with paintballs and visit a classy redneck Hooters. Then it's off to NYC for some hippie dippie Woodstock wedding times. After those adventures we've gotta do some recharging. The only way to get that done is with some John Wick and Taco Bell baby! More fun content: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Routines and habits and busy lives are difficult but we're back for another episode baby! Dropping adventures from April so far. We celebrate Easter. Check out some fake titties at baby Clay's first drag brunch. Rambo gets a hike for his birthday. God promises Abraham a great nation but at what cost? Linktree: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

After a hiatus and thousands upon thousands of emails demanding the return of the podcast, the wait is finally over. The first podcast of 2023 is now here. We gotta catch up. We had a holiday travel nightmare. We moved out of the crack house into a new apartment. We keep losing tailpipes but keep on truckin'. We even talk about the rain and the power of umbrellas. But the biggest story as of late is staying committed to lent and laying off the almighty vape. It's good to be back ya'll. More to come! Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

The holiday season is upon us and I still have no clue what I'm going to get everyone. If you're like me and struggle to find the perfect gift, hopefully this podcast gives you insight on what makes a great gift. Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

It's the World Cup baby! I really want to like soccer...futbol...soccer...whatever. I want to be as excited as everyone else but it's tough. This week I give my view on the sport as well as cover some very detailed very accurate world geography. Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Friendsgiving time is here. Thanksgiving is here. Time to eat the turkey or fake turkey or whatever you want. Just shove your face and be thankful. Friends, family, loved ones. This is what the holidays are about. And if you're lucky you'll get to sprinkle a little magic in there. Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

It's opening weekend for deer season. Good luck to all the hunters out there. Stay safe and stay steady. Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Voting is a nightmare. This week's podcast talks about how there's too much to vote on and not enough education. You won't find any political stances here. Just how ridiculous the voting process is. It's too much for us peasants. Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

We get spooky on this halloween episode of the podcast. Carving pumpkins and chasing down weird monsters. Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Depression is a scary word. So we're calling it "The Funk Zone." This week's podcast talks about my personal journey with The Funk Zone and mental health. How I know I'm about to enter The Funk Zone. Understanding that it's okay to be in The Funk Zone. But also how to leave The Funk Zone. Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

In this week's podcast we get out in nature and climb some mountains. My dog and I find some sweet rocks and prickly plants. Stumble on a "Turning 30" photo shoot. And try not to get eaten by lions or bears on the way back. Apparently bear spray is a must for Halloween and spiders. Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Watchin puppies and pickin up poo. A bond created over frustration. Ultimately love wins. Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Out here watchin balls get smacked. A little Top Golf action followed up with a Cardinals vs Dodgers baseball game. Closing out the weekend at Barney's Beanery to check out all the Sunday NFL action. Loving life and loving fam. Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Patrick Mahomes is the Oprah of football. Everybody gets a touchdown. Cleaning is pointless but if you do it you'll probably find way too many worthless treasures. I'll eat garbage before I do laundry. If you have a house, put me in it and I'm bringing my dragons with me (GOT reference). Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek Fantasy Football Podcast: https://linktr.ee/extremelyaverageffpod

Laundry is a zombie. Emails are a zombie. Dishes are a zombie. And those zombies just keep coming. Grab your machete and start swinging baby. While you're at it don't forget to breathe a little. You deserve it. Quick salute to those that serve and those that lost their lives on 9/11. I also throw a plug in for my new fantasy football podcast. Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek Fantasy Football Podcast: https://linktr.ee/extremelyaverageffpod

This episode is as much of a cluster as the Incubus concert bathrooms. Trying to play a new intro. Working with a new mic. Talking about Incubus and how there are no rules in Orange County. Plus a bonus blooper at the end trying to plug in the outro. It's a hot mess over here! Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Back to Vegas baby! Deborah is a ferris wheel aficionado. Unsupervised axe throwing is a must. Always wear a swimsuit. Who needs an exhaust system? Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Quick trip to Vegas just for Taco Bell Cantina. Sunrises on the strip just hit different. Had to make it back home to catch the Red Hot Chili Peppers for an epic show. I didn't cry. Almost. But didn't. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Crack heads are on the loose. I could be living right next to a crack orgy but I wouldn't know because I wasn't invited. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Strep throat is for everyone, not just kindergarteners. Is Santa Barbara even real? Breathe, homie, because you're a miracle. Technical difficulties delayed the post but who cares because it's all good baby! Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Work sucks but does it really? Stupid tattoos seemed like a good idea at the time. When in doubt, throw yourself in the trash. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Cleaning your room only leads to disaster. Swinging Crocs at cocks. Non terrorist bombs. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Jesus makes a comeback. Shoutout to moms. Keys in the sky. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

My tree apology. Golf has no rules. Formula Uh is coming to Vegas baby.

We frolf. We golf. And we always find trees. We also breathe in other peoples' sweat during some hot yoga. And I raise my frequency to kick my own ass. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Hey Hollywood, figure out the movie volume thing. Thanks. ESPN loves Tom Brady more than Tom Brady loves Tom Brady. Nature is faster than butt cheeks. Social: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

It was a staycation baby! And since it's a staycation with Clay it's really a Claycation. Chiefs advance. I pass out in public. Golf with balls and discs. And time to sell the Exploder.

Ya boy went to church. Got a taste of the rowdy section. Then I hung out with my ex at a football game with some slippery wieners. Social Media: https://linktr.ee/lastweekthisweek

Comin at ya from the grave baby! We got Christmas, your boy's birthday, and new years all in one episode. Flyin in a Dodge Challenger, throwin axes, and catchin some fireworks on a rooftop.