Join comedian Graham Rodgers and musical genius and handsome man Gerard Bauer as they take you on a hilarious journey through the woes of everyday life. From the mundane to outright insane this podcast will have you laughing and singing along from start to finish.
If you could be a stoplight, what color would you be? If you were a stop sign, how would you stop being racist?
The key to success is acquiring numerous gold bricks and saying no to drugs. This episode is sponsored by the collapse of society and Purdue Pharma.
The Sun is our Mother, the Moon is our Uncle and the Ocean is our Aunt. Unfortunately, they all need your help setting up their computers to "do a Zoom".
The ultimate guide to standing up for your self in the face of customer service.
You must ask a man with a mustache for his bus pass. Greg Santos is that mustache.
Cover one eye and the world gives you a 50% discount. Or use code EganIsNotFunny at the CryoZone!
Have you been robbed in an Erewhon? Do your male friends wear brown shoes? Have you been diagnosed as a Libtard? You may be entitled to compensation. Call 1-800-SCOTT-FREE and use code TGM for a 10% discount.
Under the sea, life is better down where its wetter, take it from Bret Banta
One day, an alpha male turkey embarks on a journey to find a free car with the help of the sexiest Power Ranger.
Millionaire Michael Lenoci is a historian, secondhand suit salesman, and former steroid user. He is largely credited for the popularity of Basketball, Baseball, and Football in the 19th century.
Vanessa tries to teach Graham how to be charming and likeable. Graham tries to steal her car.
Matt loves God and guys named Joe. He's afraid of guns, white gangs and becoming too famous from appearing on this episode.
Joe fights the fight of the forgotten and wants to marry a girl named Lauren.
In a shocking twist, we learn Ali Mac went to school, has been to a wedding and also poops. A lot. If your looking to date her, you better have a car AND drive it safely.
We're back from vacation with a big episode featuring Amir Kabiri. We haven't been keeping up with the news of 2020, so don't expect us to comment on anything that's happened. But Amir will drop some hot stock tips as well as some hot public urination tips.
Sometimes you have to choose between sipping on your cold brew and saving the world. We're here to help guide you.
He's known for getting fired from Trader Joe's, but he's also accomplished many other great things
What lies between natural and super natural? Probably a new pair of Jordans.
The other half of Chad Goes Deep, JT Parr, shows us how to write an inspirational movie, stop masturbating 4 times a day, survive at sea without being eaten by Graham.
Ari has watched a video recording of his own birth as is still able to function as an adult. Sorry weirdos, all his fetishes are pretty common.
Ry Doon did this podcast as part of his Community Service and despite what he did to Courtney Love, we still think he's a sweet boy.
Inhaling ozone gas is a great way to shorten your lifespan
Have a Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Pranksgiving, Happy Skanksgiving, or Happy Tom Hanksgiving. But let's be Franksgiving, you'll have a Happy Wanksgiving, you sick mother blanksgiving.
You may know him as Gabe, the guy with the chair pants from Silicon Valley or maybe from the Goatface comedy power group. To us, he's just, Aristotle Athiras, a guy pretending to be an 95 year-old butler at a sex mansion.
With the death toll rising from vape related incidents, vaping is getting dangerously close to being cool.
One half of Chad Goes Deep fights for his rights to love avocados and rock a deep sag.
Although there are many groomsmen, there can only be one Best Man.
Hitting a famous person with your car will increase its resale value.
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall but Graham he is too tall.
Freezing to death is one of the more pleasant ways to die.
Always list your sexual preferences on your business cards to prevent any misunderstandings.
Hidden in these episode descriptions is the secret to finding Epstein's Lost Gold.
There are some secrets only fit for under the bed.
Bad haircuts are God's way of saying go f*ck yourself.
Talking about Mozart will make you seem more interesting.
There's a fish line between Juice Master and Juice Masher.
Always pretend to have seen Game of Thrones and the Wire
Spring Forward, Fall Back, Summer Shorts, Winter Races
Be sure your dating profile clearly states you are NOT a sex offender, unless you are.
Taking your girlfriend to the graveyard will let her know you want to break-up.
Never bet on a ginger to win a reality show
Black on Black outfits are appropriate for any occasion
Electric scooter bikes help prevent STDs
The BEST tax advice is the kind of advice that helps you pay less taxes.
If you think your neighbor is a murderer, tell them you're also a murderer and are looking for advice. Murderers code dictates they have to help.
Blind people are good luck.
You probably have earned enough street cred for a face tattoo.
If you are super lame, glasses actually make you cooler.
Bungee jumping is a great way to attempt suicide without people thinking its a cry for help.
If you find yourself saying, "I Love You" to a line of cocaine, you may have a problem with emotional boundaries.