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Join comedian Graham Rodgers and musical genius and handsome man Gerard Bauer as they take you on a hilarious journey through the woes of everyday life. From the mundane to outright insane this podcast will have you laughing and singing along from start to finish.

Graham Rodgers


    • Oct 12, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 32m AVG DURATION
    • 62 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from My Tight Hamstrings

    Make Your Own Keys to Success and Become a Locksmith

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2022 35:34


    If you could be a stoplight, what color would you be? If you were a stop sign, how would you stop being racist?

    Dare Taylor: How to Train Your Falcon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 36:17


    The key to success is acquiring numerous gold bricks and saying no to drugs. This episode is sponsored by the collapse of society and Purdue Pharma.

    Turn Your Trauma into Cold Hard Ca$h with TGM!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 32:53


    The Sun is our Mother, the Moon is our Uncle and the Ocean is our Aunt. Unfortunately, they all need your help setting up their computers to "do a Zoom".

    Ryan O'Flanagan: Death is the Ultimate Silent Disco

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 33:12


    The ultimate guide to standing up for your self in the face of customer service.

    Greg Santos: Using a Puppy to Cover Up Financial Fraud

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 33:02


    You must ask a man with a mustache for his bus pass. Greg Santos is that mustache.

    Egan Robinson: Save Your Virginity For a Rainy Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 31:30


    Cover one eye and the world gives you a 50% discount. Or use code EganIsNotFunny at the CryoZone!

    Don't Bring Beef to a Chicken Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 32:10


    Have you been robbed in an Erewhon?  Do your male friends wear brown shoes? Have you been diagnosed as a Libtard? You may be entitled to compensation. Call 1-800-SCOTT-FREE and use code TGM for a 10% discount.

    Bret Banta: Why Sharks Always Eat Your Left Arm First

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 28:41


    Under the sea, life is better down where its wetter, take it from Bret Banta

    Strider Wilson: Sponsored by Scott Free - Attorney At Law

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 50:28


    One day, an alpha male turkey embarks on a journey to find a free car with the help of the sexiest Power Ranger.

    Michael Lenoci: Get Rich or Die Time Travelling

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 31:59


    Millionaire Michael Lenoci is a historian, secondhand suit salesman, and former steroid user. He is largely credited for the popularity of Basketball, Baseball, and Football in the 19th century.

    Vanessa Vasquez: That B*tch is Dead.This is a New B*tch

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 38:48


    Vanessa tries to teach Graham how to be charming and likeable. Graham tries to steal her car.

    Matt Lockwood: Bring a Sword to a Knife Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 50:54


    Matt loves God and guys named Joe. He's afraid of guns, white gangs and becoming too famous from appearing on this episode.

    Joe Marrese: Be a Foot Taller

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 43:03


    Joe fights the fight of the forgotten and wants to marry a girl named Lauren.

    Ali Macofsky: From the Cooch to the Booch

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 37:01


    In a shocking twist, we learn Ali Mac went to school, has been to a wedding and also poops. A lot. If your looking to date her, you better have a car AND drive it safely.

    Amir Kabiri: Finding Your True Birkenstock

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 54:19


    We're back from vacation with a big episode featuring Amir Kabiri. We haven't been keeping up with the news of 2020, so don't expect us to comment on anything that's happened. But Amir will drop some hot stock tips as well as some hot public urination tips.

    How to Survive the Death of Your Volvo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 31:28


    Sometimes you have to choose between sipping on your cold brew and saving the world. We're here to help guide you.

    Craig Conant: How to Choose Between Plata or Plomo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 38:59


    He's known for getting fired from Trader Joe's, but he's also accomplished many other great things

    Do Your Demons Have Demons? 3 Tips for Stopping Incepted Demons

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 25:41


    What lies between natural and super natural? Probably a new pair of Jordans.

    JT Parr: There's No "I" in Team, but There is an "I" in Steroids

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 56:39


    The other half of Chad Goes Deep, JT Parr, shows us how to write an inspirational movie, stop masturbating 4 times a day, survive at sea without being eaten by Graham.

    Ari Mannis: Never Pay for Your Date's Roach Traps

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2020 33:22


    Ari has watched a video recording of his own birth as is still able to function as an adult. Sorry weirdos, all his fetishes are pretty common.

    Ry Doon: First You Get the Psoriasis, Then You Get the Power

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 41:02


    Ry Doon did this podcast as part of his Community Service and despite what he did to Courtney Love, we still think he's a sweet boy.

    Use Protection Whenever Sharing Your Wifi with a Stranger

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 38:15


    Inhaling ozone gas is a great way to shorten your lifespan

    Happy Danksgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2019 37:30


    Have a Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Pranksgiving, Happy Skanksgiving, or Happy Tom Hanksgiving. But let's be Franksgiving, you'll have a Happy Wanksgiving, you sick mother blanksgiving.

    Aristotle Athiras: Fall in Love with a Pizza and Never Be Hungry or Lonely Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 35:55


    You may know him as Gabe, the guy with the chair pants from Silicon Valley or maybe from the Goatface comedy power group. To us, he's just, Aristotle Athiras, a guy pretending to be an 95 year-old butler at a sex mansion.

    Optimizing Your BMI for Maximum Trustworthiness

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019 31:14


    With the death toll rising from vape related incidents, vaping is getting dangerously close to being cool.

    Chad Kroeger: The 3 Best Throwing Stars for Home Defense

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2019 32:37


    One half of Chad Goes Deep fights for his rights to love avocados and rock a deep sag.

    Dummies' Guide to Selling the Naming Rights of Your Children

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 21:44


    Although there are many groomsmen, there can only be one Best Man.

    How to Spot a Mopedophile

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2019 21:20


    Hitting a famous person with your car will increase its resale value.

    Botox vs CBD: Which One is Right For You

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 20:56


    There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall but Graham he is too tall.

    Dane Cook Will Reply to Your DMs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2019 22:03


    Love is a multiple choice question.

    Johnny Mitchell: The Tax Benefits of Incorporating a Sex Cult

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 24:09


    Freezing to death is one of the more pleasant ways to die.

    Brian Moreno: How to Invest Your Money in Gambling

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2019 32:20


    Always list your sexual preferences on your business cards to prevent any misunderstandings.

    Expired Meat is a Great Way to Save Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2019 23:32


    Hidden in these episode descriptions is the secret to finding Epstein's Lost Gold.

    When Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Sex Tape

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 28:20


    There are some secrets only fit for under the bed.

    Don't Listen to This If You Are In The Secret Service

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 28:17


    Bad haircuts are God's way of saying go f*ck yourself.

    Do Unto Drugs as They Do Unto You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2019 25:06


    Talking about Mozart will make you seem more interesting.

    Revenge is a Dish Best Served Before Dessert

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2019 19:32


    There's a fish line between Juice Master and Juice Masher.

    A Sad Life Makes for an Happy Ending

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 29:11


    Always pretend to have seen Game of Thrones and the Wire

    Cuddling Your Way to the Top

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 23:37


    Spring Forward, Fall Back, Summer Shorts, Winter Races

    Never Give Up on your Trampoline Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 24:33


    Be sure your dating profile clearly states you are NOT a sex offender, unless you are.

    Instead of Leaving a Tip, Blow Your Waitress a Kiss

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 25:19


    Taking your girlfriend to the graveyard will let her know you want to break-up.

    Always List Your Sexual Accomplishments on Your Resume

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2019 29:43


    Never bet on a ginger to win a reality show

    With Duct Tape, What Happens in Vegas Will Stay in Vegas

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 27:36


    Black on Black outfits are appropriate for any occasion

    Winning Arguments Against your Inner Monologue

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2019 35:47


    Electric scooter bikes help prevent STDs

    Hurting Your Testicles is a Great Way to Get Someone to Touch Them

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2019 31:35


    The BEST tax advice is the kind of advice that helps you pay less taxes.

    Let Your Presense Be a Present

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2018 32:36


    If you think your neighbor is a murderer, tell them you're also a murderer and are looking for advice. Murderers code dictates they have to help.

    True Crime Podcasts Make For a Romantic Evening

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2018 29:22


    Blind people are good luck.

    Never Tell Your Doctor the Truth

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2018 28:06


    You probably have earned enough street cred for a face tattoo.

    Write Your Own Eulogy Before You Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2018 27:32


    If you are super lame, glasses actually make you cooler.

    Burn More Calories Watching the Great British Bake Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 34:00


    Bungee jumping is a great way to attempt suicide without people thinking its a cry for help.

    High Intensity Shopilifting Builds Muscles Fast!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2018 31:36


    If you find yourself saying, "I Love You" to a line of cocaine, you may have a problem with emotional boundaries.

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