Neighborhood Guys

The last episode is live with a bunch of people who have appeared on the show throughout the years. We get into a bunch of original topics, what happened to TR, what happened to Square Up, and a bunch of other things people were wondering about. Thanks to everybody for listening!

Once again - if you were ever on episodes 1-99 and want to stop by to say something one last time feel free to come by sometime between 7-10. If you just want to come hang out stop by after 10 where we'll just be hanging out having a few beers. Mo Daleys - 6070 N Northwest Hwy

Barstool Chief joins the show to talk about Danny exploiting a dog, Tekashi 69 trial, Facebook birthday wishes, and more

Eddie & Danny are back where they talk about if pants really help work accidents, American accents being mistaken, what we've been up to and more.

Eddie & Danny are joined by recurring guest Tommy Systems on today's show where they talk about The Rolling Stones concert, music, being a home owner, and more.

Eddie and Danny are back after a long hiatus and they have an announcement. They also talk about their time on the College Tour, Game of Thrones ending, Draft tweets, Pull the Plug, Barstool Field Day, and more.

Eddie & Danny try something different by recording the show while driving around the neighborhood. It might be awful, it might be not great, but we're trying new stuff

Eddie & Danny are joined by nobody this week to talk about St. Patricks Day, a guy who definitely didn't fuck his cat, Millenial's having it rough, and more

Neighborhood Guy OB joins the show to talk about being allergic to beer, the Good Burger car being for sale, drinking vanilla extract, and Danny possibly needing glasses

Neighborhood Guy Gill joins the show to talk about driving to Florida alone, Eddie's Mexico trip, and of course another surprise for Gill

Guests of the Week: Jane and Linda Jane and Linda talk to the guys about how girls need to stop pretending that they like sports, Valentines Day, Hinge dates, and more

Eddie and Danny talk about the future of the podcast

Eddie & Danny are joined by Neighborhood Guy Pat Corcoran who is sometimes known as Pat The Manager. Pat and the guys go down memory lane about growing up on the northwest side and him eventually become Chance The Rappers manager

Eddie & Danny pop in on New Years Eve to talk about drinking holidays, watching other peoples shit, and hotel refrigerators

Guest of the Week - Danny's brother, Matt - Danny and Matt share embarrassing stories about each other - Matt tells a story about having sleep apnea as a 16 year old - Pull the Plug on cheers and more

Guest of the Week: Monty the Correctional Officer 0 - A big saga with SIMAC Jon where he talks about how he is going to get 8 shots a month to get a dog even though he's allergic 19:10 - Interview with Monty the Correctional Officer where we talk about all things about locked up

Eddie and Danny are joined by two kids who are in high school to see what it's all about nowadays.

Guest of the Week - Mac 0 - Recapping the Holiday weekend 8:10 - Pull the plug on the little seal cover that they put on top of beverages/a savage story about Eddie's friend in College 17:40 - Creepy story about a house being watched/stalked 32:25 - Pull the Plug on people who just let the unbuckled seatbelt signal ding 39:25 - Pull the Plug on movie credits after the movie/Disney & Lion King talk

0 - Eddie talks about his weekend doing pizza reviews with El PresiDente 11:10 - Danny calls the guy who's suing him who is now suing Eddie after talking on the show 33:25 - Pull the plug on people who play music too loud on their headphones 37:55 - MFK: Thanksgiving sides & Thanksgiving desserts (somehow turns into having sex with pies) 48:35 - Simac Jon is ready for Black Wednesday

Guests of the Week: Nick & Patty Mills Eddie & Danny are joined by two fitness dudes to talk juice, tanning, knife fights, Instagram likes and more

0 - Eddie & Danny discuss how much the hospital sucks/Danny has a freaky occurrence & talks about him saying grace at his sisters wedding 15:50 - Danny is being sued 29:05 - Would you rather have sleep paralysis or have encounters with the dead?/Eddie and Danny get into a bunch of scary stories that involves peeping toms and such

Guest of the Week: Tony Da Mimbo Eddie is on his deathbed Danny talks about doing Haunted House reviews with Jon Tony talks about the southside/northside differences Danny has a brutal Uber Pool experience and more

Guests of the Week: Neighborhood Girls Cookie & Candy A whole variety of topics from apple picking to Jersey Shore dudes jerking off with their cats. Just listen to it.

Guest of the Week - Gill 0 - Milk Challenge II Recap 26:05 - Danny tells Gill that he had a run in with Slick Rick 29:20 - Would you rather be possessed for a month of haunted by a ghost for a year? 36:15 - Eddie gets swindled when trying to buy a fish for his nephew/Danny wants to buy a hedgehog/Eddie talks about the time that the show Call of the Wildman was going to come to his frat house in college

Guest of the Week: Tommy System 0 - Danny refuses to do to the coffin challenge at Six Flags 9:55 - Pull the plug: grocery store organization/7-Eleven not having bathrooms 22:55 - ABC 7 posts dumb article on the Sunday Scaries being a thing 33:00 - Official Milk Challenge II gambling odds set my Tommy System Milk Challenge II is at Jets Public House on Milwaukee, Oct. 6...$30 wristband from 1:30pm-4pm

Danny & Dug from Dunning attempt a trial run of the milk challenge and it turns the episode into a shit show. Watch the trial on the Neighborhood Guys youtube

One of our funniest episodes yet where Neighborhood Guy Mac comes at Eddie's head & an in depth conversation with Tommy System, Dug from Dunning, and Intern Tim Byrne about ball shaving. Just listen. **Also remember that the Milk Challenge II is now on October 6th at Jets**

0 - Breaking down the ins and outs of our motel room 18:10 - R.I.P Mac Miller/Eddie gets an Instagram 25:45 - Jon says he'd eat a piece of sausage from the Esquire floor for $25/Blacklight review of the Motel/Reading the Motel's Yelp reviews/Prank calling the front desk & talking about past Motel experiences 47:55 - Marketing Mike joins the show and we all break down the Milk Challenge 2 competitors

0 - Eddie talks about his time at Barstool HQ 12:40 - Danny got sprayed by a skunk over the weekend 16:30 - Pull the plug on CVS asking people to donate to starving children 23:10 - Who has seen more lifetime dicks: A man who played football or a nurse? 32:30 - More talk about staying at the Esquire Motel this weekend

Guest of the Week - Marketing Mike 0 - Marketing Mike explains an insane story about food poisoning from TBK 18:45 - A couple details about Neighborhood Guys at the Esquire Motel 28:35 - Massive brawl at Go Bananas in Norridge 33:30 - Festival talk 38:10 - Pull the plug on Comcast having an HD option 40:05 - Pull the plug on dress shirts under basketball jerseys 52:10 - Mike talks about his time at IU and getting hazed by the football team

Guests of the Week - Dug from Dunning & Tommy Analytics 0 - Dug & Tommy talk about their gambling podcast "Square Up" that is launching August 31 on theneighborhooddive.com network 11:20 - Recapping the guys weekends at local Chicago fests 14:25 - Listener Question: Should this kid pay for chipping his friends tooth? 21:05 - Milk Challenge Update: Dug from Dunning & Matt talk about their upcoming event 29:30 - Pull the plug on Paper Straws/Is it weird to get a hot dog as an appetizer?/Dug talks about his rival food challenge competitor

Guest of the Week: Neighborhood Guy Pal 0 - The guys talk to Pal about being a teacher in Englewood 29:10 - Neighborhood Girl/Milk Challenge II Contestant Lauren gets on the phone 37:15 - MFK: A 45 minute train ride during rush hour, middle seat in a 2 hour car ride, or a 1 hour bike ride downtown during rush hour 47:30 - Pull the Plug on signing with a D3 football team

Guest of the Week: Long Island Kyle 0 - The guys talk to Long Island Kyle about his first visit to Chicago and how it compares to NYC (this includes stories of rat kicking & Jennifer Lawrence in Central Park) 28:00 - What would your strategy be if there was a Purge? 34:20 - Pull the Plug on fruity drink shaming 38:50 - You ever wonder how these bars in Lincoln Park get their team affiliation? 43:40 - Breaking down the NYC boroughs

Guest of the Week: Neighborhood Guy Gill 0 - Introducing Gill and talking about how he's banned from the neighborhood 5am bar 18:20 - Eddie has a run in with the "porn guy" in his office 27:50 - Would you accept 10 million dollars to be chased around by a snail for the rest of your life?/Would you take 10 million to have to work at the 5am bar for the rest of your life? 43:00 - Danny puts out a call for people join "The Milk Challenge II"

Eddie & Danny breakdown every aspect of going out of town for a hard weekend of drinking

Guest of the Week: OK Steve 0 - How similar are Chicago and Detroit? 8:30 - SIMAC Jon bought a boom stick 14:30 - We recap getting a Cease & Desist sent to us 21:00 - Background of OK Steve 29:10 - Would you be a member of someones entourage knowing that you had to be a leach? 39:10 - Are fannypacks back?/Would you let someone use your phone?/Neighborhood watch talk

0 - State of the Union...kind of/Taft video talk 15:00 - Listener Question: Would you tell people you saw Bigfoot if you really thought you did? 21:50 - Draft Tweets: How drunk do you have to be for someone to have to call you a cab? 29:00 - Thailand Cave Rescue talk 36:00 - What's something you hate paying for? Shipping & Handling, Parking, and more

0 - Danny hosts his first show and reveals how he had a shady job to mess with Yelpers 8:15 - Danny gives us some updates 13:10 - Bring it back: Phones that you slam down when you hang up on someone/Old school cell phone talk about the famous nude that got passed around our high school 23:50 - Danny is sick of the milk truthers 31:20 - Draft Tweets: The word canoodling sucks 33:55 - TR talks about a co-workers experience at the PRIDE Parade 40:50 - Danny talks about a wild Uber ride

0 - PIXAR movie talk 7:30 - R.I.P. XXXTentenacion/Which rapper's death would upset you the most? 18:10 - Pull the plug on the Puppicino/Starbucks talk 22:50 - What do you do if you find out your friend is dating a girl that used to get around? 32:10 - Pull the plug on bars who squirt lime juice into your Corona/Tom doesn't understand how a lime is cut 40:40 - Shitty Job Talk Part III: A hardware store that times your shits 45:30 - Is it weirder to shit with your shirt off or take your pants off while you shit?

0 - Debuting Neighborhood Guys new Intro/Joe Rogan talk/Spring Awakening talk 9:40 - Would you rather be the best singer, best dancer, or best fighter in the world? 24:20 - IHOP talk/Food poisoning talk 29:30 - That was dangerous: Bushing people 33:15 - A voicemail & DM from listeners telling us their shitty jobs

0 - Preshow banter followed by surprise party & UFC talk 12:25 - Who are your Top 3 girls on Derek Jeter's dating diamond? 23:30 - JJ Redick abortion contract/Two new beefs in the rap game 34:45 - Why don't they have gushers at gas stations followed by a Gushers MFK & grammar school lunch talk

0 - Eddie has a run in with his cake farts buddy over the weekend 4:15 - More Irish Beef/Mr. Beef talk 7:50 - Danny recaps his weekend at the Indy 500 20:00 - At what age would you pay to have sex with a hooker if you were a virgin? 25:50 - Pull the plug on quantifying how many times you threw up 28:20 - If you had to swim in a swimming pool filled with soup which soup would you pick?

0 - Royal Wedding/Jon is 37 minutes late 4:23 - Sports betting is about to be legal/Weed legal talk w/ K2 stories 13:55 - Neighborhood girl sent a reply all email about people fucking the managers at Coyote Logistics 19:55 - You ever notice how emasculating it is when you have to take weight off a bar at the gym 23:10 - Danny clarifies his comments on slut shaming 25:40 - The guys have an in depth conversation about the difference between saggy tits and droopy tits because we’re really qualified to do that 33:29 - Lady shits in Tim Horton’s and throws it at employee

0 - A word from our new sponsor Snappy Dog/Dug from Dunning joins the show 3:40 - Mother's Day Talk 8:35 - SIMAC & Dug re-has their beef 14:00 - Danny & Dug do the Saltine Cracker Challenge/Food Challenge talk 24:20 - Did Danny get duped? 35:45 - The guys talk about shitty jobs/take a caller who explains his shitty job

0 - SIMAC Jon quits Red Bull cold turkey/Summer is finally here 10:30 - Danny was getting beat up by a 5 year old at Jewel 14:20 - Annoying habits people have in the workplace 22:20 - Danny had another run in with a stray pitbull & he tells us about the time where he got attacked by a dog at a beach 33:10 - Jersey Shore/Lil Tay/Cashmeousside girl talk

0 - What's your take on Cubs' fans? 5:10 - MFK: A night at a lake house, Cubs game/daydrinking or a concert 21:10 - Pull the plug on pre-workout 33:45 - Eddie calls a local Italian Beef place that is rumored to be closing/talking top Italian beef spots 40:45 - Eddie talks about how he prefers small urinals now 44:45 - East Area Rapist/Original Night Stalker/Golden State Killer talk

5:00 - R.I.P. Avicii from 3 dudes who know nothing about EDM 16:15 - When is mainstream media going to stop censoring stuff? 21:45 - Pull the plug on drive thru's not allowing people to walk thru them 25:55 - MFK Disney Channel Original Movies (Brink, Johnny Tsunami, and Luck of the Irish) 39:15 - You ever notice how much it would suck to have your name be DJ

0:00 - Would you use your dead dog to get sympathy pussy? 3:50 - Danny and Jon have beef over a tweet that was sent on the Neighborhood Guys twitter account 13:45 - MFK - Darts, Pool, or Shuffleboard 18:15 - Is it fair to use one of your old pictures on Bumble/Tinder? 27:00 - Pull the plug on the deli worker who doesn't wipe down the knife after making a gross sandwich 31:25 - The Sandlot's 25th Anniversary and how the PC Police are after them

0 - Would you let your kid be a child star? 4:20 - Easter shit/Weird holiday traditions 11:30 - Pull the plug on heavy doors 14:05 - You ever notice how when you call someone who was sleeping they lie about how they weren't sleeping 16:10 - What's your favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger/Brenden Fraser movie 22:10 - Bracket to crown the best Cereal

0 - Housekeeping/Danny throws SIMAC Jon under the bus 8:10 - You ever notice how only people who speak English have lisps? 16:15 - Are you a pussy if you chase your shots with Coke at a bar? 22:20 - Do you want to kick Justin Bieber's ass?/TMZ being so normalized in today's culture 32:15 - Eddie is having a problem with a stall at work/Eddie gives an update on him watching "The Office"

0:00 - Everybody is hungover from St. Patrick's Day 3:00 - Danny claims he's "sick" so he's forced to puke on the phone to prove it 11:15 - Eddie apologizes for being the guy who calls for the 5 AM bar 15:55 - What's your take on the people who have no shame farting in a public bathroom?/Dan calls back puking 21:25 - Could you learn rocket science if you really tried? 29:10 - Pull the plug on news outlets starting their stories off with: HORRIFYING 35:45 - March Madness talk