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Prepare yourself (and not your grandma) for a funny podcast show about long time friends who are so used to bantering the hell out of each other that it will make sibling rivalry look like a book club. JJ and Imran talk boy talk. Everything from stories to current events and sports whilst taking the…

Imran Akpala, Ceyhun (JJ) Dogru

  • Jul 15, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 31m AVG DURATION
  • 27 EPISODES


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NGA - Episode 27 - Have you seen Neverland?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 34:33


Imran and JJ discuss the dilemma of Chris D'elia. What happened with the famous comedian and why was he in the wrong for what he did? Also discussed; the controversial documentary about Michael Jackson 'Finding Neverland'. JJ has a romance from high school who HE NEVER MET! And Iran takes squirrels hostage!! NO JOKE! Find out why.==Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://bit.ly/3aSDJN8==Check out No Grandmas Allowed on social media:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nograndmasallowedFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/nograndmasallowed

NGA - Episode 26 - Kangaroos

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 46:40


The boys are back funnier then ever and this episode starts off with a bang with JJ's imagination running wild or is he telling the truth.Skippy the bush kangaroo gets a mention and find out what nickname Amir gave the kaneki.Commentating game is back with womens basketball.News and opinion and whats going on in current events.

NGA - Episode 25 - The jizz chronicles

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2020 25:38


The boys talk about being annoyed by someone whilst your trying to concentrate watching something.JJ points out that Imran needs to go see a barber but Imran takes pride in his new look.Imran rages at technical issues.Inan makes an appearance by sending in his fifa video moment.Commentating game is back this time lawn bowls... fun fun fun.News and opinion.JJ talks about his ramming session which he called love making.

NGA - Episode 24 - Laughing silly dumbasses

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2020 26:19


The boys talk about when people demand you to watch something or do something and we do the complete opposite because of our stubbornness.The boys talk about there LSD adventures.JJ talks about his first LSD adventure.The boys superwog LSD adventure.That time when Imran, JJ and Amir went to the city for there LSD adventure.JJ's bad trip in Thailand.Due to the flow of this episode we pushed commentating game to next week.Questions from listeners.

NGA - Episode 23 - Wuhan wheezer

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2020 29:20


The boys talk about how annoying it is when someone asks for your job title then guesses what you do in that role.Imran educates JJ with some British meat products.The legend that is Miss Wong from high school.JJ gets paranoid taking the rubbish out.Some UFC news from the previous event.The commentating game is back this time the exciting sport of curling.Answering some fan questions.News and opinion to keep up to date with current events.==Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://bit.ly/3aSDJN8==Check out No Grandmas Allowed on social media:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nograndmasallowed/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nograndmasallowed/

NGA - Episode 22 - Don't get married

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2020 30:17


where is Kim Jong Un? The boys talk about the North Korean Dictator that made Imran remember of a story that is related (unrelated) from JJ bumps into a familiar face that relates to his previous engagement and saw the depression in the mans eyesThe commentating game is back this time the boys do highlights of football also known as soccer (JJ angry)This week a new segment called news and opinion with a twist==Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://bit.ly/3aSDJN8==Check out No Grandmas Allowed on social media:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nograndmasallowed/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nograndmasallowed/

NGA - Episode 21 - Stop that!

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2020 31:30


This week Imran and JJ explain some of the outlandish moments they had with teachers back in high school. Another week of the commentating game! This week it's bowling and both the boys have no idea what the hell they are talking about. Also, where is Kim Jong-un? And how not to be a 50 year old. That and more!!!Be a mate and help us by rating, reviewing and listening to us on Apple podcast, Google podcast, Stitcher, Spotify or your favourite podcast app.Send us questions or anything else you want mentioned via Instagram or Facebook.==Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://bit.ly/3aSDJN8==Check out No Grandmas Allowed on social media:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nograndmasallowed/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nograndmasallowed/

NGA - Episode 20 - The Commentating Game

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2020 27:27


Well it's episode 20 and to celebrate a measly 20 episodes the boys create their first game. The commentating game! Where they commentate on any sport. Watch the episode to see how funny it is when Imran has 0 experience and totally bluffs the whole thing. In this episode, the boys also talk about funny times when they had said things out loud whilst dreaming oOoOoO mysterious and scary!!! Don't miss out on more talk about how Australia, the UK and the US are approaching slowly transitioning out of the Covid-19 lock-down to save their economies!Check out No Grandmas Allowed on social media:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nograndmasallowed/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nograndmasallowed/

NGA - Episode 19 - Here's my metrics

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 29:20


Imran and Jj talk Trump and his reaction to the sudden increase in Covid-19 cases in the US! The boys also talk about some of the ridiculous beliefs they had in their childhood. Imran's brother is in a forced quarantine in a hotel in Melbourne. And find out what happened to JJ when he fell off of a moped!Check out No Grandmas Allowed on social media:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nograndmasallowed/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nograndmasallowed/

NGA - Episode 18 - You've got to show me love

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2020 28:31


What's your favourite scary story? Imran and JJ share theirs about seeing a man who looked like he could take your soul! Imran has an embarrassing story from high school. The boys discuss just how ridiculous conspiracy theories can get and why people have the mentality that they do. That and more funny shenanigans as always!

NGA - Episode 17 - China China China

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2020 26:49


Imran can beatbox! The boys teach some really bad Turkish swear words and why they sound worse when you hear them as a Turkish speaker. Conspiracy theories of the coronavirus. Parents using too much bleach when cleaning. JJ gives some feedback about the new 'Tiger King' documentary. Find out why Imran hates it when people say LOL and other abbreviations. Just another week of boys will be boys.

NGA - Episode 16 - Get a hobby

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2020 31:00


And JJ is back for another week of foolishness and absurdity. Tips on how to NOT pay attention in class. The boys talk about a time they both made a funny mistake when under the influence of hallucinogenics (Notice: NGA and it's members do not endorse the use of drugs). And what you can do at home during these hard and pressing times.This episode is brought to you by Yesimin Ev Yemekleri (Yesim's home cooked meals and catering). Deliciously made home cooked Turkish meals catered for you with immediate delivery. Mention 'No Grandmas Allowed' for your exclusive discount! To contact DM Yesim through Facebook at the link below:https://www.facebook.com/yesim.centeliCheck out No Grandmas Allowed on social media:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nograndmasallowed/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nograndmasallowed/

NGA - Episode 15 - Amir the ballbreaker

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2020 36:37


Join Imran and a friend all the way from high school Amir as they reminisce over some funny times from high school. Amir was definitely considered the class clown back in the day. His method of playing jokes on friends isn't always the best but it gets the job done of receiving a whole lot of hahas. Find out why this bloke is such a crack up. Also, a quick update to an insight of people's mindset of the Coronavirus.

NGA - Episode 14 - Nigel no mates

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2020 12:07


This has got to be the most cringe episode of No Grandmas Allowed by far. Imran makes the last minute decision of having Imran on the show. Imran the loner having a massive chat with himself. Funny stories and awkward memories. Honestly, what a loser.

NGA - Guest episode 13 - High school mates & shenanigans

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 37:14


The boys welcome on their first guests! Long time friends Fatih and Inan are on the show to share some funny anecdotes from back in the day. Find out why Inan got pulled over on a police show! Also, Fatih from 'Offside Talk' shares his opinion on The Godfather. Also, find out why JJ looks like Robert De Niro. The more the merrier! The banter just gets worse when all these boys are together.

NGA - Episode 12 - aDOLEscent

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2020 27:26


In this episode find out why Imran receives a hard hit of karma. Jj and Imran discuss Imran's fashion sense. And stories about how a friend makes funny mistakes when pronouncing and spelling simple words.

NGA - Episode 11 - Hadvertisements

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2020 27:44


The boys talk about awkward and embarrassing moments in their past. Have you ever accidentally tried to sneak in hand sanitiser instead of alcohol into a music festival? Imran goes to the movies alone. What would you do if your child misbehaved? Also, what happens when you try to scare a friend and it turns to shit.....literally.

NGA - Episode 10 - NRL fan fun

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2020 32:48


JJ misses NRL and can't wait for the season to finally get started. The boys talk about NRL fans, different types of banter and just how fun it is to be a season ticket holder of the Parramatta Eels. Also, just how badly is Australia becoming a nanny state with regard to driving regulations? And a hint of what the red light district in Amsterdam has in store.

NGA - Episode 9 - Serious at work

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2020 29:57


The boys give tips on how to stay serious at work and share some of their experiences. Imran talks about playing "chicken" with a friend in high school and how it evolved to something else over the years. JJ gives a review on the new documentary 'Rise of an Empire - Ottomans'. Also, JJ's cat piss is out of the bag.

NGA - Episode 8 - Poland

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2020 31:07


Imran goes to Poland. Talking about Polands history, food and only understanding the bare minimum of his wife's grandfather's Polish. The boys discuss road rage. And further talks about the outcome of the McGregor v Cerrone fight. Also, Imrans having a rough marriage.

NGA - Episode 7 - Mahalo bro

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2020 34:43


Imran talks about keeping his marriage a secret, the beauty of riding a Harley in Hawaii and driving an Audi R8 on track. Hear JJ's predictions about the Mgregor v Cerrone fight before the fight happened. And just how crazy one of our other friends can get. Also, please donate or volunteer where possible to the bushfire relief.

No Grandmas Allowed - Episode 6 - I'm Jiggy

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2020 34:51


Finally Imran does something interesting over the weekend. JJ talks about future aspirations of using this podcast as a stepping stone to ditch Imran as soon as he can. JJ shows how manly and compassionate he can get when he loses his pet cat. What the boys are going to do over the holiday period and why Imran has to put down a "close friend".

No Grandmas Allowed - Episode 5 - Get this demon out of me

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2020 31:47


In this episode JJ and Imran couldn't be more childish with their experiences of the extremes of struggling to poo. Also, how a birthday surprise almost went pear-shaped. Also, the fun side of watching the theater with your family. Your grandma should definitely not listen to this episode.

No Grandmas Allowed - Episode 4 - Football & Sex

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2020 33:10


This episode couldn't get anymore boy talk when it comes to being superbad and mclovin it. JJ also explains just how casual it is to see a goat on the loose in western Sydney. Then another casual topic about just how close scoring a goal in football is to sex.

No Grandmas Allowed - Episode 3 - Imrans all fiesty

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2019 31:57


In this episode you find out just how intimidating and fiesty Imran can get when he is angry. Also, JJ and Imran talk about times when their parents said the dirtiest things. Followed by stuff about NRL.

No Grandmas Allowed - Episode 2 - Be understanding

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2019 40:51


Imran talks about seeing the new Joker movie. Based on the moral of the Joker movie, Jj and Imran also discuss how important it is not to be too quick on judging someone who could be dealing with a hard life. Also, how JJ's previous Jiu Jitsu gym lost a good culture and eventually closed for business.

No Grandmas Allowed - Episode 1 - JJ's 30th

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2019 28:09


JJ and Imran on their first ever episode of the No Grandmas Allowed podcast show. JJ talks about his 30th birthday and what he can't remember while Imran was at home practicing for his grade 1 piano exam.

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