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Comedians Mike Perkins and D.J. Demers review their favorite reviews on the internet.

D.J. Demers and Mike Perkins

  • Apr 20, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 42m AVG DURATION
  • 56 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Reviewing Reviews with D.J. Demers and Mike Perkins

The Final Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 36:27


The time has come, friends. This is the final episode of Reviewing Reviews. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you for listening. We had a blast. Catch you on the flip side.  Mike and D.J.

"This Man Had Zero Sympathy for a Child"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 41:37


Morey's Pier Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Labhim - "This man had zero sympathy for a child" Heather S - "caters to trash and rift raft" Elisabeth D - "people are just trying to make money" HowlnBubba - "Morey's Pier is the heart of the boardwalk" BandwagonPa - "I am not awarding a golden ticket"

"Great for Depression"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2020 36:37


The Comfy Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Lutheran Chick - "Surprised that I love it" Jake - "Great for depression" Jeri cullinan - "im going to donate this to some homeless midget" Susan Littman - "she discovered a USED Kleenex" Madison Essinger - "Will be returning right after I go vomit" liam - "she is 5'6" with DDD"    

"The Penis Sock is Very Comfortable"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 38:12


Men's Silk Separation Underwear Recorded LIVE at the Bunker in Burbank, California to celebrate our first episode of SEASON TWO! Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Jim James - "separate the frank from the beans" Robert Goodson - "The penis sock is very comfortable" hotrod - "to short for me wee wee" Daniel Lapointe - "support like a jockstrap" Josh - "the size chart is just for your waist" roy c. hendrix - "Too small for cock to fit in sleeve" NJB1349 - "no pouch for the jewels"   Roger L - "Willy thinks he has gone commando"   william j pugh jr - "Sexy but watch out"  

"He Called Me the C Word Twice"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2020 41:07


The Smoke House in Burbank, CA It's our 52nd episode. One year, baby! Recorded LIVE at the Bunker in Burbank, California. Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Dirk D. - "Why is this place crowded and dark" Chris Y - "looks like someone wiped a booger on it" David S. - "The stake was burned then raw" Robert N - "right out of a Dean Martin movie!" Carrie B - "He called me the C word twice" Rick S - "I am going to leave my number 661 523 4373"  

"My Wife Never Poops"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2020 34:20


Poopourri Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Kindle Customer - "Noone wants mom weeping." Steve Leach - "My wife never poops." Supa D - "family of six in a small one-bathroom house" Amazon Customer - "bottle isn't leak proof at all" Zumba Mommy - "summer is coming up soon!" David D - "Nothing like having your boss enter the restroom" Joshua Villarin - "not the farts from my butt"

"The Fyrefest of Chicken Shops"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 34:31


Dave's Hot Chicken Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Luis V. - "I hella mess with it" Thedime J. - "Trash as fuck man" Umar K. - "it's been 2 hours now and still waiting" Jerell W. - "Fire as fuck!" Xitlaly F. - "except for the ugly stares" Henrik K. - "self-aggrandizing wealth-flaunting hypebeasts" Taline V. - "what I imagine heaven to be"      

"Very Nice and Pointy"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 36:24


The Eiffel Tower Here are the reviews so you can follow along: John J - "This will NEVER happen in the US" Stephanie P - "like a girl with two personalities" cz75malki - "What has happened to this place!" Megan K - "I felt like a kid seeing a christmas tree" Inspire30664670969 - "very rude and racist" Tinaturner8 - "It’s almost put me off towers full stop"  

"I Literally Fucking Hate Old People"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2020 37:06


The Irishman Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Eli Hayes - "True king shit" disneydreamdiary - "Adapted a Book About Painting Houses" Roberto_ - "jimmy hoffa's secrets to success" Gabe - "I spent an entire Chicago summer playing Pokémon Go" jay - "joe pesci says 'lets go girls'" grid - "day 135 and i still can't finish it" W007Jebraan - "Martin scorsese can go and fuck himself" Kiana - "i literally fucking hate old people" Cameron Kanachki - "Jimmy Hoffa kissed my grandma"  

"I Was Faster and Sprayed Him Good"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2020 34:33


SABRE Advanced Pepper Spray Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Molly - "this BARELY subdued the person" H.K. - "someone bad tried to 'get me'" Scotty B - "Was drinking with my buddies one night" Eshe39 - "The only thing it did was burn the persons eyes" Anom Pen-Name - "They did just fine stomping my head in" Jose - "I leave to Mexico in 2 days" Leona Galvacky - "there were two dogs loose, pit bull mix"

"You Gonna Get Some Action After this Date!"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 32:16


Perch in Downtown L.A. Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Bella Z - "the food here is DEFINITELY NOT FRENCH" Rob P - "My friends are idiots" Naoshad S - "...whilst sipping a cold brew" Louis L - "tall boys with a fucking badass view!" Jo H - "We got food poisoning from this place!!" Jon F - "Wouldn't let me in with sandals" ------- Follow us on Instagram:  @Reviewing__Reviews  @DJDemers @MikePerkins_ 

"I Have No Friends Left in this World"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2020 34:29


Diving Deeper with Al T, née Allan T.  Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Old Danish Food Kitchen - "teh fudge is up with this place" Alcove Cafe - "I'm 98% sure it gave me food poisoning" EMC Seafood - "the homie and I accidentally touched hands" NoHo Ramen - "NoHo Ramen more like YesHo Ramen" Mulberry Street Pizzeria - "Best cheese slice in town" Golden Deli - "Golden Deli... more like Golden Belly" ------- Follow us on Instagram:  @Reviewing__Reviews  @DJDemers @MikePerkins_ 

"Found an Amazing Couple, Did a Soft Swap"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 32:23


Club Joi Swingers Club in South Central, LA Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Warren P. - "Don't be shy people!" Tracy T. - "I got Lucky !" J S. - "He'd clearly slipped roofies into my wife's drink" Amber B. - "I guess we were too hott for the crowd!" Grace C - "Found an amazing couple, did a soft swap" Paul H - "We danced, played and swapped" ------- Follow us on Instagram:  @Reviewing__Reviews  @DJDemers @MikePerkins_ 

"We ran into Sean 'Diddy' Combs!"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2020 33:09


TMZ Celebrity Tour in Hollywood, CA Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Conor D. - "Definitely not worth $59" Christina G. - "...an El Pollo Loco Brad Pitt used to work at" Mick H H. - "HE BANGED HUELL HOWSER!" Chris M - "PA VOLUME ON EARDRUM DAMAGING PAIN" Gretchen V. - "I was attacked by a crazy, drugged up woman" Chad F. - "Tour guide asked for a place to crash at the end." Tyler R. - "We ran into Sean "Diddy" Combs!" ------- Follow us on Instagram:  @Reviewing__Reviews  @DJDemers @MikePerkins_ 

"Are Male Kneecaps That Offensive?!"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 31:36


Good Times at Davey Wayne's in Hollywood, CA Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Dana S - "I want a fucking snow cone right now!!" Jacquie N - "told my husband to 'go fuck himself'" Monsieur I - "If I were a drug kingpin" Anmy V - "when we complained, he taunted us" Meara C - "No shorts after 8pm" ------- Follow us on Instagram:  @Reviewing__Reviews  @DJDemers @MikePerkins_     

"A Porn Studio for Homeless Drug Addicts"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 32:23


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Echo Park Lake in Los Angeles, California.  Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Melissa W - "...dead bodies were found in here" Sonia J - "be cautious around dogs you don't know" Kevin B - "a porn studio for homeless drug addicts" Claudia G - "1-2 dead turtles floating" Paul D - "I wouldn't have it any other way!!!" RICH B - "breath [sic] in the contaminated fungus water"

"Guaranteed to See Gringos Spazzing Out"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 32:32


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Senor Frog's in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Here are the reviews so you can follow along: subzerox - "she had one of the worst smells" Bianca O - "SI ME CASO!! Sorry mom lol" John T - "We were greeted by a chipper young female worker" S H - "sleezy waiters creep over vulnerable young girls" Larrabee - "They laughed, but tinged with shock" Victoria L - "I have money... thats not the point" g1air1mo - "Guaranteed to see gringos spazzing out"

"Sorry to Say This, but Santa is a Creep"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 33:21


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Santa Claus Village in Rovaniemi, Finland. Here are the reviews so you can follow along: PeterD218 - "Not to be missed!!!" Ceri - "reindeer had a broken antler and...blood on his face" becky222 - "santa had very black eyebrows" Mary Anne - "I was a child again!" 586erykp - "my daughter was devastated" Jenopolis - "meeting Santa made me feel like a little girl again" liv_ferguson - "he was grabbing us inappropriately"

"The Roast Beef was Under Cooked"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2019 31:18


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the Men's Club in Houston, TX Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Bridgette C - "I guess I was too attractive" Nancy G - "nothing but a bunch of sleezy crooks!" Rafael A. - "only 1 entertainer approach my table" Erock X - "The breakfast is delicious" Kyle W - "she said he could put his 'thing' in any hole" Tim J - "homeless shelter style food line in total darkness" Gabe B - "music was on point, playing Marshmello to AC/DC" Elle E - "Took my boyfriend here for his birthday"    

"The Frosting is Practically orGAZmic!"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2019 31:56


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Sprinkles Cupcakes in Beverly Hills, CA. Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Heather J - "stood in line for an hour" peter C - "Yes killed a relationship." Gina G - "The frosting...is practically orGAZmic!" JR - "Now I know what the hype was all about" Amanda G - "My first celebrity sighting! Jessica Alba"  

"Seems Shallow and Image Based"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2019 31:43


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Mosaic Church in Hollywood, CA. Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Steve B - "you can expect to live in a garden" Ashley A - "I didn't quite 'catch the spirit' here" Anna K - "I wish I can give zero star" Joshua S - "Seems shallow and image based" Marissa F - "my boyfriend, dog & I were escorted out" Elena C - "Love Pastor Erwin and Hank" Brianna G - "I really, really dislike this 'church'"

"Screw You Snoopy"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 34:03


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ Happy Thankgsgiving! This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!  Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Andy K - "Santa! Fresh off a $600 bailout of his company!" Dave W - "I'm headed back to Mardi Gras before I do this again" Alice S - "It SUCKS! I want to see the balloons" Jane P - "I'M SORRY IF YOU HATE ME." Alex B - "Screw you snoopy. You look worn out and beaten up" Olivia M - "Thankful to the NYPD man in blue (Officer Cutie)"

"Immediately Became Ten Times Sexier"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 32:14


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the ONEFIT mesh men's thong! Here are the reviews so you can follow along: ThisPickyB - "The perfect men’s underwear. Says he. Says she."   Purchaser - "Very hot"   Shawn E Crapo - "...immediately became 10 times sexier"   Taylor - "I have a large package"   Prime Member - "Not enough room for my balls"   mp - "material is a little bit too scratchy"   Mr Devine - "too much material right at the taint"    

"Very Hipster But in a Good Way"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2019 31:52


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of EightyTwo Barcade in Downtown Los Angeles, CA! Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Rik - "a Hipster barcade run by fellas born in the late nineties" Erick R - "his girlfriend she got touched in an inappropriate way" Angela B - "This place is a sauna" Mii G - "the world's dumbest, most obnoxious bouncers" Grizzly T - "The atmosphere is very hipster but in a good way" Mike H - "you brought be back to a time that was once lost." Richard P - "the girl bartender was very rude with attitude"  

"This is Clearly a Meth Kitchen, Right?!"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 33:55


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Oki Dog in Los Angeles, CA! Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Ian S - "Perfect place to go if you feel like getting hepatitis." Eduardo P - "Be careful when buying their CAPRISUNS." Marvin Abdul Hasib S - "call the ambulance about 5 mins before u finish" Josh D - "This is clearly a meth kitchen, right?!" Stephy S. "This place, quite frankly, terrifies me" vicki t - "DO NOT EAT HERE!!!!" Michael S - "The backdoor wind kept blowing the dumpster smell inside"  

"They Closed Because J-Lo was Buying Pumpkins"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 61:03


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike hop around for a special Hallowee'en edition of Reviewing Reviews! Here are the reviews so you can follow along: 17th Door Haunted House Shiva K. - "leaving me feeling violated yet slightly turned on" Michelle A. - "more painful than scary" Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch BK - "they closed admittance because jennifer lopez was buying pumpkins" Letterboxd - 'Halloween' niamh - "I got scared I don't like it" Dirk H - "I showed them the opening scene of Halloween." Liv - "really about murdering ppl with their titties out huh"   King of Egypt costume Brooke C - "BUT SERIOUSLY: take the costume down." Halloween Town Costume Shop FT - "The owner Jackie is a trump sympathizer" Destiny H - "she told me they don't have wigs for mexicans"      

"Never Again Will I Go There, Unless it's to Slash Their Tires"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019 41:29


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the Yelp reviews of the DMV in Hollywood, CA. Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Abigail M - "Super rude my heart shatter" Jerit G - "My friend went there and she never came back!" Roxana D - "fuck all those biches too they stubborn as fuq" Brooks S - "Never again will I go there, unless it's to slash their tires." Josh A. - "We are...expected to know the inner workings of the dmv" Cameron P - "Review is in Haiku form" Paul B - "Have fun with it. Breath. You'll be fine." Msdoingmyownhusttle H. - "John helped me out great personality"

"This Is My Yelp Review While ON Xanax"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 49:46


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the Yelp reviews of the world-renowned LAX Airport in Los Angeles, CA. Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the reviews that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!) Harry E - "the cocsuxkers that work here are too fucking slow" Joanna S - "I never felt so disrespected in my life" Tianne R. - "this is my Yelp review while ON xanax." Candice G. - "but then a MAN asked me to change all my plans" Kassy M. - "IT WAS METHOD MAN!!!" Elysse P. - "our airport DOES NOT reflect our amazing city" Danny M - "I don't mind TSA seeing the digital version of my penis"  

"This Place Looks Like a Gay Disco From the 80's"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2019 38:39


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the Yelp reviews of Crunch Fitness in West Hollywood, CA. Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!) Emmanuel C - "Front desk is so amazing I cry every time I see those girls" Dan D. - "This place looks like a gay disco from the 80's." Anayat F. - "I could get jacked too.  But i'd have to give up Oreos."  Alex A. - "Dead skin cells and mountain of hair in the locker room." A A - "Always some twat talking loud in the cardio room" Terry M - " I am not a Kid, that is, until I shirt off"    

"My Stomach Made a Sound I've Only Heard at the Zoo"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 41:54


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the 5 pound bag of Haribo Gummi Bears on Amazon. Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Ryan: "My stomach made a sound I’ve only heard at the zoo" Amazon Customer: "I felt a small fart and was forced to let it out" Douglas Pope - "I have seen the face of God" Dr.DDD - "It's like eating magic." Scott T. - "I sent these to my ex 'by mistake'." nessa - "No reason you should be able to buy 5lbs of these at a time" Sanchez - "Haven't been able to finish this bag of diabetes" Ccbilbo - "I have spent a 1 ½ hours meticulously separating the colors" Ann Marie Rinaldi - "I ate a nickel when I was two but I found it shortly after eating this bag"  

"Never Thought I was Man Enough for Magnums..."

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2019 39:40


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the one and only Trojan Magnum Condom (36 pack)! Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Dicky Davenport - "Never thought I was man enough for Magnums" Steve Rice - "My wife complained that she wasn't feeling the full girth of my magic Johnson" A. - "Selling to the male ego" Ajay - "Great for foot massages!" WH - "Works well to establish alpha status among other males." Lisa A - "My son has me order these for him on my prime acct." Alex - "they still haven't been opened. i was overly optimistic." john - "I can't get them to cover my penis and testicles properly." Amazon Customer - "My dick is 13 inches and the condom only went about 8 inches down"

"Who Came First, the Flies or the Homeless"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 36:36


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Starbucks in Highland Park, Los Angeles! Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Rick R - "Who came first, the flies or the homeless" B B - "I'm fine with this Starbucks." Karen H. - "Be grateful that HighLand Park has a Starbucks" Cardie M - "A put-down to the neighborhood where my business is located" TG D - "The architect for Motel 6 must have gotten a shot at creating a Starbucks" Claire O. - "Everyone there should get fired you fucking scam artists" Lilliee A - "The cutest barista named Pablo" Juan R. - "They ran out of a seasonal drink during the season"

"I Was Tackled By Six Security Guards"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 51:31


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Hakkasan Nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada! Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Felisha F - "We stayed in this awful place for all of 13 mins" Aaron G - "12 bucks for water what a rip" Jason T. - "This incident was horrific and I ended up going to the emergency room" Kevin Q. - "everything that is RIGHT with the Vegas club scene" Steve E. - "An unforgettable once in a lifetime 21st birthday party!" Jim W. - "THIS IS THE WORST nightclub I have ever been to"

"I Have Found Hair That Ain't Mine In My Food"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2019 40:47


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Taco Bell in Highland Park, Los Angeles. Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!) Jase Crasin - "i think only good things of this taco bell. love and light always" Yessenia P - "I just want my food but dont be fucking rude" Peter O. - "the competence of a blind man doing dentistry!" Luna M - "Several times I have found hair that ain't mine in my food" Ken C. - "I DO NOT LIKE THE HORDES OF METH HEADS" Sasha S. - "How do you expect to move up in life if you can't handle this easy job?"

"A Spa Day for Your Bum!"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2019 36:10


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the Luxe Bidet Neo 120, which D.J. uses in his home. Lots of clean nether regions in these reviews! Here are the reviews so you can follow along: Mercury - "This bidet will change the way you go to the bathroom" Lady - "My poor bottom" Brandon S - "Best drinking fountain I've ever used" Nhix - "No barnacles on this hull" Amazon Customer - "This thing rapes your genitals" James R. Rhoads - "Mine can hit the wall in the shower across the room" A. Mollhoff - "A spa day for your bum!"   

"You Are the Fucking Worst. I Can't See Any of My Channels."

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 45:04


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Spectrum Cable and Internet in Los Angeles, CA. Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!) Cynthia L. - "You are the fucking worst. I can't see any of my channels" Rebecca W. - "I'm sorry honey but YOU need to get YOUR manager" Susan W. - "Our customer service rep was named Shayana" Jordan M. - "Every cable company sucks. You're screwed either way" Sophia E. - "He posted on Craig's list I was giving away free porn"

"I Had Come Here Looking to Witness Gay Sex"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2019 40:34


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Griffith Park in Los Angeles, CA. Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!) Jeser S. - "I should have gotten high with her." Elise M. - "'Take me to the police' he says, 'please!'" Joolie T. - "a child throws a wiffle-ball at my temple" J.A. C. - "I had come here looking to witness gay sex"    

"The Floors are Cold and Moist. Yes, MOIST."

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2019 38:22


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the Sacramento Main Jail.  Here are the reviews so you can follow along: S D. - "Guest services took a while to check me in" David R. - "Came here for...an unplanned 'staycation'." Maximilio V. - "Upon his release to freedom, Maximilio was greeted by a fleet of Ubers" Jamie S. - "Night shift cops are the most attractive" David O. - "The floors are cold and moist.  Yes, MOIST." Gee M. - "i did meet 4 local celebs while being there"

"If You Wanna Get Fat Then Eat Here"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2019 38:27


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Fat Sal's, one of Mike's favorite restaurants in Los Angeles. Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!) Logan F - "If you wanna get fat then eat here" Sparkle K - "Double the meat, double my chances of a heart attack?" Brandon M - "Your emotional stability has to be as untamed as that buffalo sauce" Chinedu N - "This was one of the biggest disappointments of my life" Jade K - "You might end up being socked in the face, you never know"      

"You Had a Very Strong Case of Halitosis"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2019 36:30


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of a bird store in LA called Pampered Birds. The owner of the store, Lourdes, roasts reviewers so hard. Corey C. - "A whole store dedicated to birds?" ER C. - "Lourdes the owner is hilarious" Buck F. - "I grew up with a parrot named Smokey" Andre B. - "You had a very strong case of halitosis" Dan M. - "Rude, rude, rude!!!" Aaron R - "Seriously? That didn't happen. Lol"

"As a Huge Ship Myself, I'm Hurt and Offended"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 40:53


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of a book that the internet has really enjoyed roasting: 'How to Avoid Huge Ships' by John W. Trimmer. icanReadz - "If we spend our lives running away, the huge ships win" Cooper - "I found "Chapter 3: Relocate to Arizona" particularly helpful" John Petty - "Next time you see a huge ship, please don't ignore it" The Bumble - "I began to experiment with huge ships in my late teens" Doctor M - "I'm...angry at people who mock highly specialized books" Angie Johnston - I...suffer from PTHSCD (post-traumatic huge ship collision disorder)  

"Mac n' Cheese? More like Mac n' Jeez Louise!"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2019 42:47


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike do a deep dive into the reviews of a man by the name of Allan T, a true poet who will surprise you at every turn. Also, D.J. makes it clear he has no idea what the word 'caucus' means. Oasis Nails Philz Coffee Taco Zone Truck Wurstkuche Gus's Barbecue Jitlada Bud's Louisiana Cafe    

"Blow Up the Hollywood Bowl and Build a Parking Lot"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2019 40:01


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, Mike and D.J. review the reviews of the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles, CA. Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!) Alfred M: "Skinny people like me should not be cramped" Tj L: "[Hollywood Bowl] mostly attracts self involved alcoholic dumpster people" Nichola B: "I brought a giant container of guacamole and chips and some fermented grape juice" Nelson A: "I will never visit this place even if Elon Musk comes to unveil his newest invention" Monique R: "The woman in front of us was hammered and ended up crapping and pissing herself." 

"I Have to Give it a One Star Review Cuz I Got Stabbed Here"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2019 36:19


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ Mike and D.J. review the reviews of Jack in the Box on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood, CA. Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!) Anthony G: "I got stabbed here" Les B: "...told me that the boss wasn't there. Then told me that he was the boss." Allan T: "Do not eat Jack outside of that 4 hour window. It sucks." Jennifer K: "Now I have to get my car shampoo'd. Jack in the crack is the worst." Kristen F: "As I think I'm walking out of here safe and sound a homeless man proceeds to follow me." Donald B: "the security guard pulls a taser on me for trying to get some water" Robert M: "He also was carrying a wooden stick and violently stabbing the the door to get in."  

"Makes Sodom and Gomorrah Look Like a Family Picnic"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2019 34:38


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ DJ and Mike review the reviews of Canada's Wonderland in Vaughn, Ontario, Canada. Justin F: "beyond bad" chickandbeast - "Like a sleeping giant" Dave H - "Makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like a family picnic" Mia O: "Take my word for it, try the funnel cake" Max P: "What is this new garbage funnel cake" Ryan F: "On me heart I swear I'll never return to this here wretched place"

"The Happiest Place on Earth My A$S"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 41:40


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews ------ This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of Disneyland in Anaheim, CA. Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down to the bottom of the Yelp page and click on your own for those!) Erin I: "Wow - you money grubbing hungerbitches" Marie B: "Imagination is a gift." Susie K: "went to disneyland to enjoy instead went to jail"  Paco L: "I thought of suicide twice while here"  

Laurel Canyon Dog Park

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 32:23


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews Mike and DJ review the reviews of the Laurel Canyon Dog Park in the Hollywood Hills.  Here are the reviews so you can follow along. (Except the ones that Yelp has not 'currently recommended'. You gotta scroll down and click on your own for those!) Anon A. - 1 Star Rick G. - 5 Star Sheldon W. - 1 Star Krissy W. - 5 Stars Joshua D. - 1 Star      

D Pet Hotel in Hollywood, California!

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 36:52


It's a brand new format, baby! We're reviewing the reviews of just one product or service per episode. This week, DJ and Mike review the reviews of the D Pet Hotel in Hollywood. Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews  Here are the reviews if you'd like to follow along: Pete G - 1 Star Matthew G - 5 Star Sue K - 1 Star Missy X - 1 Star Thomas P - 5 Star

On the Move

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2019 79:43


Follow us on Instagram @Reviewing__Reviews. DJ is looking for a new apartment in LA, so he's got rental and real estate on his mind. Mike and DJ review the reviews of property management companies, rental agencies, and realtors in Los Angeles. The Rental Girl Hallmart Apartments PRC Management Claudia Hipolito Pacific Shore Property Management Casa Karmina

Weeeeed, maannnnn

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2019 67:58


Follow us on Instagram: @Reviewing__Reviews This week, Mike and D.J. review the reviews of cannabis related services and products. Weed dispensaries, delivery services, vaporizers, etc. So chill out, spark one up if that's your thing, and have a listen.  Weed Boys - Hollywood Med Men - West Hollywood Secret Stash - East LA Hot Box Cafe - Toronto One Love Beach Club Arizer Extreme Q Vaporizer

Self Care

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2019 72:59


Follow us on Instagram: @Reviewing__Reviews Ohhhhhmmmm. This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of self-care products and services. Just Float in Pasadena Weighted Blanket Himalayan Salt Rock Liberate Emporium Whittier Massage Yoni Egg

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