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A brand new rugby podcast by two guys who love rugby and cider - and one who only loves rugby.

Scrums and Scrumpy


    • Jan 31, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 20m AVG DURATION
    • 29 EPISODES


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    Israel Folau, You Are A Dosser And A Bum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 96:14


    Do not adjust your monitors – we actually decided to come back. We stayed away as long as we could, but the pod drew us back in on the eve of the Six Nations – the most exciting time in the rugby calendar. We missed quite a lot, as it turns out. Christy applauds proper shithousery! Tom drinks vin rouge! Jack imagines Tyson Fury! Part 1: We preview the greatest rugby competition in the world (subject to conditions, apparently) as well as revisiting all the Premiership movements we missed during our hiatus. We also briefly touch on the lineups for the European quarter-finals as some tasty ties present themselves. Part 2: Huge Scoops are back in force, with discussions of Saracens, major transfers, Tier 2 progressions and (of course) top level shithousery regarding the Israel Folau situation. Part 3: Chloe’s Questions are back, presenting us with some more Brexit and Love Island-themed thinkers. We also lay out our predictions for the Six Nations, with winners, losers, best players and bold predictions all on the line.

    Chris Boyd's Gone Full Keegan

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2019 77:34


    The lads are finally back as the first European window comes to a close - and we finally get to talk about Saracens! But our comments on Semi Radradra have aged terribly. Tom rules himself out of the New Zealand job! Christy puts Andrew Mehrtens in his place! Jack despairs about Harry Potter puns! Part 1: We run the rule over all of the weekend’s Champions Cup action, with Northampton scoring the big win of the weekend, Chiefs marching on and a smattering of the good, the bad and the ugly across Europe. We also find room to praise Bristol for their start to the season and run through the Challenge Cup scores. Part 2: Huge Scoops is a long-awaited moment this week as we finally get to grips with Saracens and the salary cap, as well as the possibility of a Fijian flyer heading to Sale and world coaching changes, especially Scott Wisemantel’s proposed move to Australia. Part 3: Chloe’s Questions are back again as we pay tribute to the Hask in the Celebrity jungle, and we take on a Saracens-inspired ‘Take That and Rewind It Back’ to look at how the world may have shaped up if 2016 had gone a little differently.

    Is Donnacha O'Callaghan Any Good At Scrabble?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2019 92:21


    The World Cup has finally come to an end but there's plenty for us to dig into this week. Jack has a god complex! Christy hypes the bronze medal match! Tom laughs at Charlie Ewels! Part 1: We sadly look back at a heartbreaking World Cup final defeat for England but also pay dues to South Africa. The third-place playoff and this weekend’s Premiership action are all up for discussion as well, as Saints march on and the bottom of the table gears up for another dramatic relegation battle. Part 2: We have a lot of Huge Scoops to get through, including Sonny Bill’s enormous money move back to rugby league, Eddie Jones’ England future and Faf de Klerk’s budgy smugglers. Sadly we recorded before Saracens were docked points and fined for salary cap breaches so we are saving that for next week. Part 3: Chloe gives us some more questions to destroy people’s careers and this time Ellis Genge cops some treatment for his bowels (don’t ask). We also pick our Team of the Tournament for the World Cup, with the midfield combination giving us easily the biggest headaches.

    If There's Jamie George In Your Neighbourhood...

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 89:30


    WHAT. A. SEMIFINAL. The boys chew over one incredible one semi-final at the World Cup, and unfortunately one terrible one too. They also run the rule over the Premiership and discuss an England hooker's role in Ghostbusters. Jack swears very quickly! Tom discusses Australian kickers at length! Christy tells us how Japanese rugby could have fallen! Part 1: The lads can't quite get over England's semi-final performance (swear warning very early on) but sadly were not as enthused by South Africa or Wales. They talk about where the final could be won and lost as well as charting a second unpredictable weekend of Premiership action. Part 2: Huge Scoops features Joel Kpoku and Makazole Mapimpi among others before we try something different to the Hall of Fame - say hello to Turn Back and Rewind It Back! (Name under discussion.) Chloe also gives us our usual ammunition to ruin someone's public image - sorry, Jamie George.

    James Haskell's Secret Labradoodle

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 82:24


    The quarter finals have been and gone, but praises be because your favourite amateur know-nothings are here to talk about all of it! We discuss the World Cup, as well as dipping into the Premiership’s intriguing opening weekend and another Huge Scoops. Christy loves pop-up ads and echoes a bit (don't know why)! Jack makes more bold calls about Leicester Tigers! Tomthinks Joe Marler would have a strange pet! Part 1: Its knockout rugby time. The boys look into World Cup drama as England defeated Australia, New Zealand downed Ireland, France implode against Wales and brave Japan struggle against South Africa. We look over all the talking points, thrills and spills, and even an elbow or two. Part 2: Amid all the action in Japan, the Premiership has returned with a barnstorming opening weekend. Saints upset Sarries, Sale were narrowly beaten in the last kick of the game by Gloucester and Bristol put down a marker on opening night. There is a big helping of huge scoops, Chloe’s Questions returns and we predict the ending to a fantastic World Cup.

    Asterisks Be Damned - Italy Drew With New Zealand

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 79:16


    It's the end of a rollercoaster World Cup pool stage and the Scrums and Scrumpy boys return to chew the fat on the major talking points, with Japan, Scotland and the Pacific Islands all up for discussion. Tom introduces his cat! Jack compares Scotland to a psychopath! Christy displays expert pronunciation! Part 1: We track back through the World Cup pool stages, examine questions of Pacific Island disappointment, Japanese excellence and whether Scotland are in crisis. Tom’s cat has some very strong opinions about Conor O’Shea and Jack and Christy cover Tom’s stream freezing with aplomb. Part 2: We put it all on the table about Typhoon Hagibis and the mark it will leave on the tournament. We preview and predict the quarter-finals, which sparks a predictable argument about France, and we dole out our awards from the pool stages. Tom’s cat is sadly absent.

    Let's Face It, We're All Here For The Premiership Rugby Cup

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2019 75:58


    The World Cup is underway in style and the boys are back (but not together) to review all the action from the first week of the tournament. Sorry for the audio quality but poor, time-strapped journos can only do so much. Christy chucks back the apple juice! Jack's had a gruuueeelllleerrrrrr of a week! Tom is struggling with his stamina! Part 1: The World Cup has kicked off and the boys summarise the first week of the action in which Uruguay stunned Fiji, New Zealand squeezed past South Africa and England enjoyed two bonus points wins to sit top of the pool. As well as looking at the teams battling it out for the William Webb Ellis trophy, we haven’t forgotten domestic matters as the Premiership Rugby cup continues with the youngsters at the fore. Part 2: HUGGGGEEEE SCCOOOPPPSSS KLAXON!!!! More drug doping condemnation, Scotland training ground clashes and Alun Wyn Jones love ins than you can shake a stick at as the boys look over what’s been on the front pages of the rugby world this week.

    Is It Okay To Be On The Beers At 5.45am? (The World Cup Preview Show)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 67:41


    It's the same intro music, the same Huge Scoops screams, the same sport...and unfortunately, the same mooks at the other end of the microphone. Scrums and Scrumpy is BACK for Season 2 and back with a bang (and possibly a whimper) as we preview the World Cup in style. Christy gets really passionate about the Premiership Rugby Cup! Tom welcomes random cushion shoppers into his home! Jack starts drinking alarmingly early! Part 1: We preview the World Cup group stage and have traditionally nonsensical disagreements over who will make the knockout stages. We also discuss the burgeoning selection debates, including revolutionising the eligibility through residency laws and commenting on the shape of Devin Toner once again. Part 2: We finish our tournament predictions, with Christy changing his mind every few minutes, and look into top try-scorers and breakout player contenders. We then fall back into the comforting, if screamy, arms of another Huge Scoops, where we brush up on RugbyX, discuss World Cup opening round injury news and pay an honest tribute to Gareth Thomas's continued bravery.

    The One Where We Speak For The Everyman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2019 89:47


    The lads return minus Christy but bring in Corey Bedford for an outsider's view on the big issues and to help the lads decide their pod awards! Cans are involved. Corey tries to make sense of our garbage! Tom can't think of any Saints players! Jack supports the common man! Part 1: The one where the pod had a few cans and recorded… S and S are back with bonus features and our Scrums and Scrumpy End of the Year Awards. Featuring accolades such as The O.J. Simpson Award for Just About Getting Away With It and The Shawshank Redemption Award for Breakout Player. Part 2: Huge Scoops, minus Christoff, is back with a few hefty helpings along with the final Chloe’s questions which include choosing one rugby player to play you in a movie made about your life and which rugby player would you choose to cook you a BBQ.

    The Pod Becomes Old Yeller

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2019 87:25


    The lads bid an emotional farewell to the booth and one of our ever-present members as the full gang's time in Sheffield comes to an end. Christy doesn't want to talk about cricket! Jack is still very sad! Tom makes up a terrible England chant! Part 1: It's the last ever Scrums and Scrumpy (with Christy in the booth) and we wrap up the long English domestic season by analysing a terrific Saracens vs Exeter final, narrowly won by the north London outfit. We talk a game of two halves for MOTM Maro Itoje, Jack Nowell’s brilliant performance and all the big moments from Saturday’s game. We then discuss England’s inexperienced team beating Barbarians in a classic testimonial match. We talk who might have earned a way to Japan, and how the Barbarians are flourishing more than ever. Part 2: S&S pick their 31-man England World Cup squad to travel to Japan. We choose our (not Eddie’s) picks for the tournament, including dicey discussion over Anythony Watson and Danny Care from Jack and Christy… HUGE SCOOPS involves a development in the Israel Folau story, all the news from the U20s World Championship and comments made by Sarries owner Nigel Wray calling critics of his team “jealous”.   Part 3: The Hall of Fame picks their best performances in a losing side in honour of Jack Nowell. We then take a variety of questions while Tom and Jack are distracted by the cricket, with enlightened discussion over which players were choirboys, and who in world rugby doesn't wash their legs.

    Bitching About Danny Cipriani

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019 72:48


    The lads return to wrap up the Premiership semis and Pro14 final and look ahead to the big day at Twickenham. Tom gives regular cricket updates! Christy says 'bitching' a lot! Jack gets way too into it! Part 1: After technical difficulties the boys are back to break down the past week’s action! We discuss convincing semi-final victories for Saracens and Exeter over Gloucester and Northampton before wondering what on earth it will take for the Devon outfit to down the Sarries juggernaut in the Premiership final this weekend. We then break down Glasgow coming up short against Leinster in the Pro 14 final and Rob Kearney’s controversial yellow, rather than red, card. Part 2: We preview an experimental England XV taking on a strong Barbarians team. We look at who might impress, and whether Marcus Smith should be travelling to the under 20’s instead of turning out for the senior side this weekend. HUGE SCOOPS include discussion over the proposed Rugby X tournament, argument surrounding free-to-air rugby in South Africa and Zach Kibirige’s move to Wasps as the Newcastle exodus continues. Part 3: The lads decide their Hall of Fame pick for worst thrashing with some interesting picks. We then muse over the summer plans for Premiership players before wondering who would have Ed Sheeran play during their wedding…

    The Goodyssey

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2019 88:10


    The lads are back on the wagon (unlike Goodey) to dissect the European finals - and the celebrations. Tom spends the session watching YouTube videos! Christy celebrates drinking culture! Jack cries about Super Rugby! Part 1: We break down the weekends two huge European Cup finals, starting with Saracens throttling of Leinster in the Champions Cup. We discuss some questionable refereeing, Maro Itoje’s discipline and, of course, the now legendary 4-day sesh Alex Goode undertook in his full kit. We finish having a good old love-in for Damien Penaud and recap the Super Rugby results (Jack gets sad about his beloved ‘Tahs). Part 2: Attention turns towards the final round of Premiership games and the race for the Top Four and European Champions Cup places. Tom is usually pessimistic about Saints’ chances against Exeter while Christy gives it the big ‘un for Quins’ away trip at Wasps. HUGE SCOOPS includes Italy’s indecision over Connor O’Shea, Dean Ryan becoming DoR of the Dragons and Israel Folau (ironically) showing no repentance for his social media posts. Part 3: The lads discuss what stadium deserves entry to the Hall of Fame before we discuss which player was devastated by Tops of the Pops cancellation and who would be scared by Anne Robinson on The Weakest Link (hint: it may be a New Zealand second rower).

    Izzy Tries To Crowdsurf At Gay Pride

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 85:07


    Part 1: The gang rides again after the Easter lull passes. In the penultimate weekend of Gallagher Premiership action, we take a look at pivotal games at the top and the bottom with Quins taking on Tigers and Gloucester facing a scrapping Falcons. Luther Burrell signed off at Franklin's Gardens as Saints faced Worcester, Bristol and Sale played out a humdinger, Bath were not on the beach yet as they played Wasps and Saracens and Exeter had a (probably) dress rehearsal for the Grand Final. We also cast our eye over the Pro 12 semi finals as a spirited Treviso went to Munster and Ulster and Connact competed in an All-Ireland affair. Part 2: The Hugest of Huge Scoops with transfers, retirements and Israel Folau updates. We look ahead to the World Cup as Scotland announce their provisional squad and France reshuffle their coaching backroom. Part 3: Hall of Fame returns and we have Chloe’s questions, which include the Kardashians, the Royal Baby and crowd surfing.

    Next Time, We're Doing 'Allo 'Allo!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2019 80:24


    The lads have just about calmed down from a monster weekend of European action and return to dissect it all - the good, the bad and the Clancy. Jack provokes Ireland! Tom tries and fails not to rant about a referee! Christy describes his old P.E. teacher! Part 1: We break down last weekend’s European fixtures, including dramatic wins for Leinster and Munster, 14-man Toulouse scrapping to beat Racing Metro and Saracens swatting aside Glasgow. We then turn our attention to the Challenge Cup fixtures, where Sale, Harlequins, La Rochelle and Clermont all made it through to the quarters, with George Clancy’s performance in the latter game drawing the ire of Tom… Part 2: We preview the upcoming round of Premiership fixtures before diving into HUGE SCOOPS. Including contract extensions for Danny Cipriani and Zach Kibirige, Mark Jennings escaping jail time, Mike Ford parachuted in to save an ailing Leicester and a surprising name appointed head coach of India. Part 3: It is our last pod before Easter so we discuss rugby’s greatest second comings. We then go on to discuss such thought-provoking questions like who is rugby’s foremost wheeler dealer and who would be scared by the clay head from art attack (google it, it’s very weird).

    Ooh, I'm Danny Care, I've Got Jam In Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2019 76:44


    The lads return from hiatus to pick up the story of the Premiership relegation battle, the return of the European competitions and all the news from around the rugby world. Jack puts Mark Wilson in his tea! Christy goes all Puritan! Tom can't stop looking at his laptop! Part 1: The pod dissects a bumper weekend of Premiership action. This round of fixtures saw Saints maul the Tigers, Chiefs canter past Bath, Sarries squeeze past Harlequins and Gloucester defeat a limp Waps. At the bottom, Falcons boosted their fading survival hopes with a win against Sale and a basement ding dong saw Warriors hold on against Bristol. We also have a brief look at the Super Rugby and Pro14 results over the weekend, with Leinster being shocked by Edinburgh and the Waratahs securing a famous win over the Crusaders. Part 2: The European Express roles back into town with some mouth watering Quarter Finals lineups. The pick of the bunch are Racing against domestic rivals Toulouse, Leinster against Ulster and Clermont vs Saints in the Challenge Cup. HUGE SCOOPS is back with a bang. Martin Johnson’s green eyes of envy, Eddie Jones sulking over Lions and Paul O’Connell’s Stade exit all feature. Part 3: The Hall of Fame is dusted off, with the greatest escape acts the topics of discussion. Finally, we end on listener questions which includes which player the pod would like to be gunked on Get Your Own Back.

    Presenting SuperCatt And The Barrettbuff Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2019 78:21


    The lads return to digest a massive week of Six Nations and Premiership rugby, the development of whatever World Rugby are calling the World League now and the Saracens salary cap drama. Jack talks about the magic of the cup! Tom bemoans the existence of Henry Paul! Christy is still here! Part 1: The penultimate weekend of the 6 Nations went, pretty much, according to plan. Nonetheless, the pod dissect a stonking England win over Italy, analyse Ireland defeating a plucky France and look over a Wales shut out of Scotland. There is also Premiership Rugby, Womens 6 Nations and plenty more to discuss. Part 2: There’s Super Rugby to pick over, Premiership Rugby Cup Final and 6 Nations previews, some hefty Huge Scoops as World Rugby can’t make their minds up on anything at the moment. Part 3: The Hall of Fame opens its doors again, we have listener questions and think some rather unpleasant thoughts about the Barrett Brothers.

    Return Of The Sack

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2019 79:06


    The original lineup of Scrums and Scrumpy returns again to dissect a massive week of rugby, both on and off the field. Jack plans a rugby restaurant menu! Tom complains about the smell of the studio! Christy plays Whack-A-Mole! Part 1: Scrums and Scrumpy is back with The Sack as Christy O’Brien returns. We discuss an intriguing weekend of Premiership action and go down under to briefly look at some fascinating results in Super Rugby. Part 2: We have the hugest of Huge Scoops as in the news this week is the ambitious World League plans, the Ospreys and Scarlets merger and Saracens reportedly breaking the salary cap. Oh yeah, and there is the small matter of a Six Nations weekend to look forward to. Part 3: A condensed Hall of Fame and listener questions, which includes which player would be best at Guitar Hero...

    And The Oscar Goes To...Johnny Sexton

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 75:40


    The pod is back, minus Christy but plus Angus Williams! We look back at England's chariot came unstuck in Cardiff, Italy put up another brave defeat against Ireland and Scotland were overwhelmed by France, as well as all other walks of rugby life. Jack envisions Cockerill's Harlem Globetrotters! Angus says You-Know-Who's name! Tom maps out Rami Malek's next move! Christy still makes an appearance somehow! Part 1: The pod reviews a big weekend of Six Nations and Rugby Premiership action. With England going down to Wales, France drubbing Scotland and a plucky Italy being edged by Ireland, there is a lot to analyse. Part 2: We briefly touch on Super Rugby and look ahead to the weekend's Premiership games. There are also huge scoops aplenty this week with the potential World League tournament plans and Georgia's run at the PRO14, Cockerill's Pacific adventures and Matthew Tait's retirement. Part 3: The Hall of Fame elects its ultimate Test match warrior, we discuss who would be in an Ariana Grande video and who would be cleaning up the Oscars and we examine a World Cup rejects XV.

    Les Mis-Serin (Or The Ballad Of Jean Toulon)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2019 74:42


    The lads are back ahead of a crunch Six Nations weekend to review Premiership action and take on the big talking points from the week. Jack hates on a lot of people! Christy offends the entire nation of Australia! Tom auditions for All Saints! Part 1: The weekend's Premiership action is up for discussion, including Christy's celebration of democracy in our Smith/Grayson poll and who is the form 9 in the Premiership. We also briefly talk about the opening weekend of Super Rugby...amongst other things. Part 2: We discuss team news ahead of the Six Nations and make some bold predictions indeed, plus discussing Premiership transfer news, a fresh mutiny in French rugby and the existing mutiny in French rugby, just for a change. Part 3: The Hall of Fame is open for discussions about our favourite captains, plus we imagine a night on the karaoke, the worst pep talks ever and Y2K. Take from that what you will...

    Tell Me About The Rabbits, Beauden

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2019 73:48


    The boys are joined by Glenn Hicks as they discuss the Six Nations and rugby at every level. Jack gets all hot and bothered! Tom talks about New Zealand - again! Christy belches heinously! Part 1: Jack, Tom and Glenn discuss the Six Nations, Christy joins us late to tell us who should start for Wales against England and Glenn gives us a great insight into how to follow the wonderful world of Tier 2 rugby. Part 2: The Women's Six Nations, the Premiership Rugby Cup and the start of Super Rugby are under discussion, as well as clever avoidance of Brexit discussions and Tom and Christy battling it out over the best young fly-half in England. Part 3: It's a Valentine's Day special! The Hall of Fame gets us thinking about rugby dreamboats, plus clever date ideas, petting zoos and a spicy little 'Snog, Marry, Avoid' to get us all into the spirit. Happy Valentine's Day!

    Elliot Daly. Quite Expensive, As I Recall...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2019 87:00


    The boys are slightly the worse for wear but still managed to kind of review the Six Nations action. Jack slags off Salford! Tom tries to find Camille Chat! Christy mourns the loss of his Pokémon cards! Part 1 : The pod reviews a pulsating weekend of Six Nations action as England stunned Ireland in Dublin, France are typical France as they implode against Wales and Scotland beat a spirited Italy. Part 2: We can’t wait for the weekend as the Six Nations comes back again. Scotland take on a wounded Ireland, Wales head to Rome aiming for a big win and Les Bleus pitch up at Twickenham. Huge Scoops is back and we touch on domestic action with the last round of the Premiership Rugby Cup. Part 3: Hall of Fame, Chloe’s questions and Pokémon cards all feature. Of course they do.

    The Six Nations Preview Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2019 88:23


    It's Six Nations time! And it truly is wonderful. Jack is pressured into singing! Christy claims he wasn't late! Tom professes undying love for Baptiste Serin! Part 1: The pod previews the return of the best annual rugby tournament in the world, the Six Nations. Will Les Bleus waltz to victory? Have Ireland got it in the bag before a ball is kicked? Can Scotland throw off the underdog tag? Can the Welsh dragon roar again or will Eddie Jones’ England claim the title? And Italy… We look at every team’s chances in this bumper episode. Part 2: The pod takes a look at the opening fixtures which sees Wales travel to Paris, England face a huge test in Dublin and Scotland look to kick off their campaign in style against a determined Italy. There is also Hall of Fame and listener questions also, including which player would you take with you to the well known Swedish home store...

    Magnificent Munster, Maternal Instincts And Marcelo Cheika

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2019 83:22


    As an enormous year of rugby starts to move up through the gears, the lads are back for 2019! Jack swears openly! Tom calls Christy a pearl-clutcher! Christy never had a Tamagotchi! Part 1: The pod takes a look back at European action as both Scottish sides, Glasgow and Edinburgh, advance to the knockout stage alongside French giants Toulouse and Racing Metro 92. Joining them are in all Irish affair are Leinster, Munster and Ulster while English juggernauts Saracens make up the rest of the numbers. Part 2: Big questions are discussed by the pod. Do we apply too much attention to the World Cup? Is ring fencing the Premiership the right way to go? Should the tackle height be altered? And, is Michael Cheika the new Marcelo Bielsa? Part 3: The Hall of Fame creaks open again as we nominate the best Assistant Coach in rugby history. Also, which player is most like to show maternal instincts and who is a dab hand at the recorder...

    A Late Look Back At 2018 (Or The One With The Dodgy Audio)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2019 64:49


    It's our first pod of 2019! Fair warning, we were working with limited resources so there are so technical problems and some dodgy audio, we apologise in advance. Part 1: We review last weekend's Premiership action, take in the major talking points including Steve Diamond and Dave Ward and Jack commiserates another loss for Chiefs in the pod bragging rights stakes. Part 2: We reveal our teams of 2018 and have a unusually good-natured debate about the differences. We also name our breakout players for 2018 and look ahead to the World Cup as well as giving our bold predictions for 2019. Enjoy!

    Falling Falcons, Foreign Flops And Festive Fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2018 79:43


    It's Christmas time at last on Scrums and Scrumpy! We have a bumper festive pod for you and some Christmas-themed questions to pondr in Part 3 coming up... Part 1 - We review all the European Champions Cup and Challenge Cup action as Edinburgh breezed past Falcons, Bath were pipped by Leinster, Toulouse out muscle Wasps, Gloucester triumph in the West Country derby against Exeter, Racing go try crazy in Paris against Leicester and BBC Radio Commentator Fraser Kay gives us his take on Saracens beating a spirited Cardiff Blues. Part 2 - The pod discusses Jonny Sexton’s contract renewal with Ireland and Leinster while we also talk about Nigel Melville’s NFL style scheme of splitting the Premiership into two conferences. Part 3 - The Hall of Fame opens its doors once again to welcome the worst foreign import in Premiership history while friend of the pod Chloe Walton rounds us off with a Christmas themed rugby quiz.

    Leicester, Luscious Locks And Love Island

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018 80:17


    It's that magical time again...for Scrums and Scrumpy! What did you think I meant? Christmas? Ha! Part 1: We go with full force back into the Premiership! Christy gloats about Quins beating Exeter, we ask what next for Leicester Tigers and we reminisce less than fondly about a terrible game at the Rec. Part 2: We look ahead to the upcoming European weekend and preview the English clubs in action in both competitions. In Huge Scoops, we talk ring-fencing in the Premiership, international allegiance rules and Tom goes all olde Englishe on us. Part 3: The Hall of Fame continues with a cracking debate on foreign-born internationals, we discuss the most underrated player in the Premiership and we build our own fantasy rugby Love Island, where this just all gets a bit silly.

    Coach Goodbyes, Hooker Tries And Meaty Thighs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2018 79:59


    It's Scrums and Scrumpy time again! As the autumn internationals come to an intriguing end, we've got a packed (and occasionally chaotic) show for you... Part 1: The Autumn Internationals games come to a close with England defeating Australia, inspired Fiji beating France for the first time, Scotland edging out Argentina and Wales out muscling South Africa. We look at some stunning Premiership games as the league continued with Wasps squeezing past Bristol and Tigers going down to Sarries. Part 2: We briefly preview the next round of Premiership games, discuss Sam Burgess speaking out about his time in Union, dissect the World Rugby Award winners, look at the possible post 2019 Rugby World Cup coaching merry go round and salute Joe Schmidt after his announcement that he will stand down next year. Part 3: The Hall of Fame continues - the topic of discussion this week is brilliant players in poor teams. Shout out to Sheffield Vulcans - a LGBT rugby club who are raising money for World AIDS day, and debate the best thighs in rugby. Finally, a tribute to the wonderful commentator Iain Robertson - who is retiring after 46 years with the BBC. See if you can spot our new rugby-related swear censor...

    Farrell & Son, Foreign Sons And The Fighting Irish

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2018 81:46


    It's Scrums and Scrumpy time again! We ain't no one-show wonders. Part 1: We review a barnstorming weekend of Autumn Internationals action with Ireland vs New Zealand top of the bill, sluggish England beating an inspired Japan, Scotland narrowly going down to South Africa and Wales demolishing Tonga. The Premiership is also back with a bang - Quins defeating lowly Newcastle, Exeter sneaking past Bristol and Saints thumping Wasps. Part 2: Preview of the next round of Autumn Internationals and Premiership games, Geoff Parling Down Under and Agustin Pichot on foreign-born players. Part 3: The Hall of Fame officially opens - with the pod discussing which goal kickers deserve a place and a brief comment on the homophobic attack on Gareth Thomas in Cardiff. Enjoy!

    Courtney, Coaches And Cocaine Bath Salts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2018 70:44


    It's our first ever episode! We get talking about the Autumn Internationals and Premiership Cup action from the weekend, discuss marquee signings and the upcoming games this weekend and even find time for a bit of a Rugby 08 love-in. There's only one Heff in town.

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