The Swab with Georgie Carroll

In this final episode of Season 3, Georgie is joined by the Two Humerus Nurses Alisha and Kelly who do live up to their name and bring some laughs! If you want to check out their podcast, you can do it here: https://twohumerusnurses.podbean.com And find them on insta, ya can't miss 'em. Hope you have enjoyed Season 3 and we will see you next time! If you're not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/.  The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December. If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits! https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 Producer - Stuart Buckland and Sez O'Neil Development Producer - Brittany Frappell. The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian has some great stories from his life as a male midwife in the wild north of Australia! If you're not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/.  The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things, join the FB group and let us know in there, it might feature in the show! Producer - Stuart Buckland and Sez O'Neil Development Producer - Brittany Frappell. The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. Interested in sponsoring "The Swab"? Reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Generally speaking, as a nurse, if all your patients die, you are doing it wrong. Hospice Nurse Julie, however, is doing her own thing. In this hilarious episode of The Swab, Nurse Georgie Carroll does not listen, because she still doesn't plan on dying, ever.  Follow Hospice Nurse Julie for some funny and helpful nursing content: Hospice Nurse Julie Tiktok Hospice Nurse Julie Instagram If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits! https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 If you're not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links:Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/.  The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.  The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", email hearhere@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app. Producer - Stuart Buckland and Sez O'Neil Development Producer - Brittany FrappellSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Join The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 Rachel Steadman has a spent a decade on the ED and is still in the waiting room awaiting treatment. Only kidding! She works there. Who doesn't love a natter with an Emergency Nurse? Georgie does for sure, come eavesdrop. If you're not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube  For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/.  The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.  If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things, join the FB group and let us know in there, it might feature in the show! The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. Interested in sponsoring The Swab with Georgie Carroll? Email hearhere@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucy Osborn nurse kids, bleugh! Someone has to, because children are disease riddled and cloddish. More parents than children were harmed in the making of this episode. Georgie discovers that children say the darndest things, but you have to sedate them to get the really good stuff. Follow Lucy Osborn for funny nursing videos and content on Instagram Lucy Osborn Instagram Have you joined The Swab Facebook group?  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 Follow Nurse Georgie Carroll on social media: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/.  This podcast is brought to you by eNurse. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds! As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear. AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15. Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au and the eNurse blog https://www.enurse.com.au/blog The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December. If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things, join the FB group and let us know in there, it might feature in the show! The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. Interested in sponsoring The Swab? email  hearhere@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rating and review on your podcast app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie believes Tik Tok is no place for death rattle, it might start a craze then all the kids will be doing it. Penny on the other hand bloody loves it, what is wrong with hospice nurses and why will they not shut up about dying.  If you want to to follow Penny for some funny and helpful nursing content, here are her socials: Hospice Nurse Penny Tiktok Hospice Nurse Penny Instagram Hospice Nurse Penny Facebook If you're not already following Georgie on her social media, here are her links: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/.  This podcast is brought to you by eNurse. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds! As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear.  AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15. Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au Also, have a look at the eNurse blog page. Some great thinking on there! : https://www.enurse.com.au/blog The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December. If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits! https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", email hearhere@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie welcomes back her pet dolphin @nursemollyphoebe. She wraps herself in PPE and saves the plague riddles, she influences, and she says no to shifts she doesn't feel like are in her best interests! These COVID babies are built differently. You might remember Molly from The Swab live Podcast show, link here to watch: click here If you want to to follow Molly for some funny and helpful nursing content here are her socials: Instagram for Nurse Molly Tiktok for Nurse Molly  If you're not already following Georgie on here social media here are her links: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/.  This podcast is brought to you by eNurse. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds! As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear.  AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15. Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au Also, have a look at the eNurse blog page. Some great thinking on there! : https://www.enurse.com.au/blog   The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.   If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits! https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027   Producer - Sez O'Neil Development Producer - Brittany Frappell. The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to a shiny new season of The Swab! Orca Matt Tyson AKA the Barefoot Nurse is a nomad, beach bum and a ‘try hard''. From the army into nursing life, he loves life-long learning. Listen to the pod and then chase him down to steal some of his CPD hours - he has enough for all of us. If you want to to follow The Barefoot Nurse for some funny and helpful nursing content here are her socials:  The Barefoot Nurse Facebook The Barefoot Nurse Instagram. And if you're not already following Georgie on here social media here are her links: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits! https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/.  If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app. This podcast is brought to you by eNurse. eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets, to handheld study guides and nursing equipment. We are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds! As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear.  AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15. Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au Also, have a look at the eNurse blog page. Some great thinking on there!  https://www.enurse.com.au/blog The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December. Producer - Sez O'Neil Development Producer - Brittany Frappell. The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

LAUNCHING THIS THURSDAY! A brand spanking new season of The Swab with Georgie Carroll is here! New nurses, new stories, not to mention NEW SEGMENTS like a quiz section! Don't tell me that isn't intriguing... Grab your nurse mate, follow 'The Swab" on your pod player and enjoy! Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 To find out more about Georgie, her live dates or to buy her book "Off The Charts", check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com "The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred pod app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Season 2 has wrapped and we loved bringing you the eight great nurses featured! We are now working on Season 3 which will be along in the not too distant future, but until then here is a little cut-together of some of our favourite moments from the last eight episodes.  As always, thanks for listening and see you again soon.  While you wait for the new season, please join our 'The Swab' Facebook group. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits! https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 To learn more about Georgie, her live show dates and how to buy her great book "Off The Charts", visit Georgie Carroll: Home 'The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more about what we can do to help you with your audio plans! If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bron Parker has been Nursing 54 years and shows no signs of stopping. Bron comes from a simpler time, a time before incident reporting systems and a time your patient could set themselves on fire smoking in bed. Georgie is gripped as this legend narrates her through a career that predates CPR! HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 'The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred pod app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitness model/ Winemaker/ ICU Nurse Sacha Clifton talks with chubby wine guzzler Georgie about the thing they have in common- making time to chase dreams outside of Nursing. Turns out all you do is work at the hospital less and do the dream thing more. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 'The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred pod app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sexual health nurse consultant Sim Sheridan and Georgie chat about herroles (there are a few, she is the roles, all of them) and sexual assault in the workplace. Turns out, it still counts if the aggressor doesn't know they did it. You can read a Sim-inspired book https://www.ailsawild.com/book/the-care-factor/ but make sure you listen first. Sim is driven to have the conversations no one wants to have and boy, do we love to listen?CONTENT WARNING: There is a discussion of sexual assault in this episode. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 'The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your podcast app. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's International Nurses day, so of course we've got a treat for you! The SWAB Inaugural live podcast. Nurse and comedian Georgie Carroll pits a dolphins, penguins and orcas against one another to work out once and for all the answer to the question none of them are asking ‘'WHO BE THE SOVEREIGN RULER OF THE HOSPITAL STAFF ROOM?'' HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027/ 'The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred pod app. If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story, or know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things send us a voice note to theswab@ampel.com.au To see the video version of this episode, visit - https://youtu.be/9vgQcQ19sWo Visit Georgie Carroll's website  https://www.georgiecarroll.com for her comedy tour dates.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of The Swab, Georgie probes Nurse Bradley Chesham as he lays in a hammock post-night shift and sips whiskey. There are monkeys, Taliban, virtual reality nursing and Prince Harry in this one. Not to be missed, https://bundleofrays.com/ doing contact-free nursing before it was fashionable. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group! https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027/ HEY SWABBERS! Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Buy George Carroll's hilarious book "Off The Charts"  - https://www.amazon.com.au/Off-Charts-Georgie-Carroll/dp/176098244X If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things. Send an email, or better, a 1 min voice note to info@ampel.com.au. For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 'The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie and Nurse Kelly commentate a school sports day injury thatleft her with just the one eye and many visits to the creepy old eye maker. This episode has the bones of a Disney classic. C'mon you gory bunch, you know you love it. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027/ HEY SWABBERS! Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. 'The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more.If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie says ‘'Howdy partner'' to Az, the Psych Nurse Consultant wholeft Australia to Nurse in the Good Ol' U S of A. With just two weeks annual leave and a chance you will be listing weapons as valuables on admission, why would you bother? Az argues that you get to power up your skill set and then get paid what you are worth without feeling the need to use the weapons you just confiscated. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027/   'The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred pod app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie banters with Nurse Practitioner Katie East, the kinghitter of SWAB episode three. You asked for more and she does not disappoint. After going 10 rounds with the pointy end of QLD covid response this super spreader of ridiculous is truly up for a swabbing. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027/ 'The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred pod app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Indie by name, Indie by nature. This episode Georgie babbles on with thisanthropologist turned independent midwife about living and working in Ethiopian town of Cheha woreda with no blood bank, no birthing unit and an average of 4 births per woman. Have a day off will ya?  HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Learn more about Indie and her work here: https://www.indiemcdowell.com https://www.instagram.com/indiemidwife/ Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027/ 'The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred pod app.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nurse Georgie talks to Nic Rooney about her ridiculous decision to swap power dressing for power pushes. We all cry at one born every minute, but we don't all quit a corporate cocktail lifestyle to retrain as a midwife, especially not while youare a single mom 4 under 12. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nurse Georgie pulls UK mental health nurse Wendy Fullbrook off her holidays to answer the question ''So after you've done your meds round, what do you do for the rest of the shift? I find out that Sperm costs the same as an iPhone 11. Nice to knowGeorgie's husband now has a backup plan if Covid takes his job. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Political Sloth Georgie tackles Emergency Nurse/Paramedic/social justice warrior Travis Johnson about swapping Blue Scrubs for a Green Jumpsuit. All the Big Issues. Safe work Australia found that no other group are more at risk from violence and injury than Paramedics. That and how do you pee in the jumpsuit. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's it like to performance manage someone twice your age and experience? How do you handle multi-million-dollar life or death budgets in your 20s? Why would anyone want to be a manager? Nicole Nash Arnold has spent of her career working that shit out and she's going to pull Nurse Georgie in the office to tell her all about it. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nurse Georgie Carroll is Shootin' the breeze with one of them there American crit' care Nurses. Go get yourself a cup of cwarffee and listen to bird's eye view of what seems a very complicated America today. He makes it all pretty simple by reminding us of who we are and why we nurse. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nurse Georgie and Geordies, Midwife Liz and Nurse Rachel try to out funny story each other. Nurses and midwives are rarely observed together in the wild, this is a glorious opportunity to witness them together. Warning- if you are in a bad mood the amount of laughing will get on your nerves. These women are already booked in for a ''plonkcast'' later in the season. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More nurse than you can fit in an ante room in this ep- Nurse Georgie titters on with Queenslander ED/ ICU Nurse Educator consultant Rob Timmins, he teaches nurses, marries nurses, he's even a nurse breeder! Inception. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nurse comedian Georgie Carroll gets besotted over fishcakes with painterly retiree Marjan. Yes, painterly is a word, as is leprosarium we find out. Someone attacked this majestic orca after she was released into the wild!! She got caught in the net and is temporarily beached. She wants to tell her story so others can spot a rip. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nurse Georgie and breast Cancer blogger Rachael Attiwill say ‘'f*&k off'' cancer so many times that it actually does! OK, perhaps Oncologists, chemo nurses and Rachael laughing at it did more of the heavy lifting than cursing but the odd swear word certainly helped. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nurse Georgie Carroll talks loud with Student Nurse Drew Price. Not often do we get a student on here but with Drew being hearing impaired and trans he has some pretty funny experiences to share that some of us don't get after even 30 years in the game. Drew is unstoppable and even has his eye on a Nursing job that doesn't exist yet. Top shelf dolphin this one. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie Carroll and Correctional Nurse Simon Sporowicz do some ‘'bowl talk'' the caring for the prison population, it is not what you would imagine. Check your cavities are free of contraband for this one.  HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie Carroll and T- Bozz witter on the bright side of the critical choices that have to be made at the moment. This is the second of the adapted Corona special ‘'High Nasal Swab'' podcast. T-Bozz (Infection Control/ Intensive Care) and Georgie (infection confused/ heading back into Nursing) are already planning which restaurants and bars they are hitting next. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie Carroll and Remote Nurse Kell Effenevance. This ep is less of an interview, more of an onslaught of power from Kell, currently employed wedged in the creases of the NT helping indigenous communities to protect themselves. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Code names for this one as Ella schools Georgie Carroll hard with her lived experiences as a patient through her adolescents and nursing career. Gorgeous character- funny as to boot.  It is hard to give a trigger warning without it sounding like click bait, however it is only fair to say those of you living with suicidal ideation or eating disorders that you may get a lot from this or may want to sit it out- either way please remember you are loved by many.  The rest of you- listen up, you will learn, I did. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie Carroll and Val Champion Hughes gabb on about a career that has spanned nearly 5 decades and an injury-induced depression that bounced her into Palliative care- the World needs more Vals. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie Carroll natters with RN/RM Karen Bentley about balance when caring 24/7, ultra-marathons and the swagger of being one year off retirement. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie Carroll and EN/STN Shannon Shar talk, something Shannon doesn't take for granted since her traumatic brain injury. There is a near funeral, there is a wedding and there is a beautiful happy ending. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie Carroll and CNM Anna B rabbit on about vocation, casual workplace racism and escapism through Philippine Soap Operas and medical Missions to homelands. HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie Carroll and CN/ Practitioner Candidate and all around Resus' Rockstar blab about jobs you get fired from before the nurse falls out of you and how cyclones make women go into labour. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027 HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie Carroll chit-chats with RN Mel Tyson about Granny dumping, favourite acute diseases and how to approach a murderer with care. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027/ HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Georgie Carroll and RN Betty Baily banter about 46 years on the job no sign of quitting, tragic motorbike crashes, and how to let your boss know when you are too stoned to work. Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027/ HEY SWABBERS!Here is your not-so-secret link for me-time specialists, Lovehoney.Use the code AFF-SWAB15 at the check-out for a vibrating discount.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian and Nurse Georgie Carroll digs around infectious nurses folds to see what they are packing, hopefully it's viral. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.