Two Dolts

It's a Sunday Brunch Show and the Dolts are serving up beer and bourbon and someone takes a gummy and gets zooted. We break down the wild world of Hugh Hefner's many wives, give a random shoutout to Pudge Rodriguez, and try to keep it together long enough to finish a full thought. Brunch talk has never been this unhinged.

The Dolts are back for another Brown Liquor Friday—and the hot takes are flowing. We're talking about Mr. Beast catching heat, why baccarat is the worst game in the casino, and gambling stories from New Orleans. It's chaos, cocktails, and questionable judgment—just the way we like it.

Probably our funniest episode, not for the content, but for the way Darrell is completely out of control.

It's Brown Liquor Friday and things get loose as the Dolts dive into a holy shake-up with the announcement of a New Pope, pour one out in honor of the one and only Billy. #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #NewPope #FarewellBilly #ComedyPodcast #WhiskeyTalk #IrreverentHumor #PodcastLife #DrinkAndDebate #BourbonAndBanter

The great and powerful Chelly co-hosted, and obviously this is our ticket to stardom.

We started to get a little drunk by this one....lots of fun topics.

A hodgepodge of idiocy. We talk about a lot of different things from the best clothes to be buried in, to the instagram page "world of farts" and to the income gap

Tom Selleck for the win!

Surprisingly, we were ranked #46 in Egypt for Comedy Podcasts....Strange. We talk about Chris's vacation to Planet Hollywood, Fights at Disney, Fighting in Relationships, Val Kilmer passing RIP, and a new catchphrase "brass tax"

We had one of the coolest people around (Shelly) drop in to help add a woman's touch to our podcast.

Darrell couldn't make the show, so we had a stunt double!

We address our Youtube Bans, talk about the movie Euro Trip, and then discuss Farting on Airplanes

We say farewell to hooters.

Chris goes on a rant because of his neighbors

Chris had a meeting at a small table and realized he couldn't maintain eye contact.

We discuss the Lively/Baldoni stuff, touch on how terrible non-profits are, and its a rant show. Hurrayyyy

With so many options for streaming, which we're bad on all of them, we examine them and then talk about more random stuff.

We recap the week that is us! Chris has a terrible ending to his week, Darrell eats some steak and skrimpz, then we talk about how its impossible to recreate friend trips that were amazing.

We meander through random topics

Chris acquired autotune.... not good.

We've been off for almost a month. We're back and just as Sh!tty as ever!

Last Trashed Pandas episode of 2024! We talk about Jordan and LeBron and talent vs temperament. #ComedyPodcast #TwoDoltsPodcast #FunnyPodcasts #PodcastHumor #LaughOutLoud #PodcastLife #HilariousContent #ComedyGold #PodcastCommunity #PodcastRecommendations #WeeklyLaughs #TwoDoltsComedy #RelatableHumor #PodcastAddict #FunnyContent #BingePodcasts #BestComedyPodcasts #TwoDoltsLaughs #PodcastVibes #SpotifyPodcasts

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The Dolts are back with another whirlwind episode! This week, we recap the highs, lows, and outright absurdities of Vegas trips (spoiler: what happens in Vegas doesn't stay there). Then, we tackle a killer question: who's responsible for more fatalities, sharks or vending machines? You'll be surprised by the answer! Plus, a generous helping of off-the-wall nonsense, because would it really be Two Dolts without it? Tune in for laughs, randomness, and maybe a fact or two you can throw into your next party convo!

This week on Two Dolts, we dive into the bizarre history of the "Penny Trial" as the jury went into deliberation. Plus, we discuss the concept of "relationship pardons"—when is it time to forgive, forget, or call it quits? Tune in for laughs, insights, and our usual dose of doltish banter!#TwoDoltsPodcast #PennyTrial #RelationshipTalk #ComedyPodcast #LegalHistory #Forgiveness #PodcastLife #SpotifyPodcasts #LaughAndLearn

In this episode, we discuss common core math, drinking games, house parties, and adopting your friend's favorite team just to support him/her.

We were drunk and sad....really nothing to say here.

We talk about the recent NFL firings and also Bills Mafia. Darrell, is a noted Bills hater and Chris gets annoyed.

Like everyone else on the planet, we were waiting for the Tyson fight to start....looking back, we should have just covered our asses in honey and sat on an ant hill,

We discuss the TRAINWRECK of the Jaguar rebrand, golf tournaments and pickleball being dumb.

We talk about how Halloween changes as you get older - from being a kid, to a young adult, to 21, to homeowneship and even having kids.

We talk about WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories, and get into the modern luxuries of living today.

Old people doing charades as a way of entertainment, doing crosswords as we get older, other dumb topics.

We shouldn't have broadcasted this....we were under the influence....heavily. Trashed Pandas UNITE

This one GOT OFF THE RAILS. If you're offended by language or moderately close inferences, DON'T LISTEN #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #ComedyCentral #HilariousPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #TwoDolts

We examine (stupidly) the hurricanes, floods, and governmental support for those affected (NOT GOOD)

We use loose terminology and go off the rails. #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #ComedyCentral #HilariousPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #TwoDolts

We dive into having kids, one-night stands, and being married.

This week, we talk about the #oasis reunion, #vegas, #kamalaharris, and #tua. We actually managed to stay on topic!

Chris' dad passed away before he had kids. Now that he has kids, he wishes he could call his dad and apologize for all the stupid things he did.

The topics were slurry at best here. Enjoy

We discuss new comedians on the rise, and a specific challenge with doughnuts and giving yourself a ZJ.

Vinny's live podcast. The guys got together and proceeded to talk immense trash to each other. Chris isn't for Snoop at the Olympics one bit. We need to get better at not just talking to the people there, but we're idiots and you shouldn't be listening to us anyway.

Chris has been paying for MediaCom for over 5 years. Paying for 500mbps UP and 500mbps Down. As of the start of the show Friday he had 1mbps up and .5mbps down. This has been a constant issue for over 5 years, and he's about to lose his mind.

In this lively episode of Two Dolts, we dive into three intriguing topics. First, we explore the art of dating your wife and how to keep the romance alive in long-term relationships. Next, we tackle the controversial subject of the worst dog breeds to own and why they might not be the best fit for everyone. Finally, we delve into the mysterious background of Jeffrey Epstein, examining his rise to infamy. Tune in for laughs, insights, and our unique doltish take on these diverse subjects!

Ever wondered if, when you die, you have to wear the same clothes forever?

We talk the show #suits, Meghan Markle, backroom deals, and how the corporate world works. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

Chris is furious with his service from MediaCom, and we hop on the trend of the 500-toothed dinosaur. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

To keep with the theme here, we decided to dive into the best movies of all time per genre. We were worse at this than our feeble attempt at sports movies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message