Two Dolts

A lot of people would think that doing a podcast minutes after putting your family pet for over 16 years down would be a bad idea - I used this as therapy. We both cried a little, and it was tough.

Chris loses power and we have a brief call in and then he hot spotted his phone and was way too close to the camera with his fat cheeks.

Jarian is back for a quick podcast and we talk about relationships, God, and Jarian pees way too much during the podcast.

On this episode of the Two Dolts Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Casey Kasem's infamous outtakes and Bill O'Reilly's legendary meltdowns. We also explore Hemingway's tragic end and the complex, sometimes romanticized idea of choosing to go out on your own terms. Raw, real, and unfiltered—just how you like it.#TwoDoltsPodcast #CaseyKasem #BillOReilly #Hemingway #MentalHealth #PodcastLife #UnfilteredTalk #RealConversations #DarkHumor #Storytelling #PodcastCommunity

On the latest Two Dolts Podcast, we dive headfirst into the world of 80's dating videos. It's our third episode of 2026—and honestly, it might be our best yet. At the very least, we cracked ourselves up so much that Darrell had to puke into a bucket from laughing too hard. Tune in for nostalgia, absurdity, and a whole lot of laughs.#TwoDoltsPodcast #80sDating #RetroVibes #PodcastComedy #LaughOutLoud #NostalgiaTrip #PodcastEpisode #ThrowbackFun #UnfilteredHumor #PodcastCommunity

Sometimes you're throwing a house party and people say "hey lets do a podcast" Its always both a great and really bad idea. We dive into the songwriting process and a bunch of other topics.

Welcome to “Two Dolts,” the comedy podcast where no idea is too outrageous and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, our two lovable idiots dive headfirst into the wild hypothetical of buying and repurposing Epstein's infamous island. From turning it into a Hooters, to brainstorming the world's weirdest casino retreat, nothing is sacred and everything is up for laughs. Expect hot takes, questionable business plans, and a whole lot of absurdity as the guys riff on what it would really take to turn a notorious location into the next big tourist trap.#TwoDoltsPodcast#ComedyPodcast#EpsteinIsland#Satire#AbsurdIdeas#PodcastHumor#ConspiracyComedy#WhatIf#DarkHumor#RepurposingHistory#LaughOutLoud#RidiculousBusiness#NoTopicOffLimits

Chris talks about his hellish drive through a blizzard

Darrell slowly turns into a puddle

Darrell showed up to the show absolutely hammered

The guys stumble on an article about a Tiger born with DS....while we're a fan of the DS community and have helped over the years, we took a very "comedic" approach to talking about nature...We also talked about John Hamm and even freezing ourselves criogenically while we wait for our crypto to hit.

We discuss wanting to be a good person, but we know we're absolute trash

We talk about getting haircuts while everyone fully knows you're rapidly balding.

Darrell came down to visit, and we recapped the weekend!

We discuss the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk, and also talk about freedom of speech.

This week we went everywhere:

This week's chaos:

This week we covered… well… everything:

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We went hard in the paint on this one. We "essentially" play characters on our show, therefore, this should be viewed as a comedic performance and not real life.....kinda.

We talk about very important things like the weather, traveling by train, and the infamous coldplay incident.

Darrell starts out in a historically bad mood....we turn it around quickly. Autotune fixes everything.

Seems like nowadays, everyone is trying to be funny - obviously not us....anyway, we find a "funny realtor". Also, the continuing issue with Chris' methy neighbors is getting even more methy...imagine that.

We talk about poorly chosen karaoke songs, and friends that overserve you at their house

This week, we unpack the anti-authoritarian undertones of Tires Season 2 and spiral into a gloriously pointless conversation that somehow touches on No Kings protests and other dumb things.#TwoDolts #NoKings #TiresSeason2 #PointlessConversation #ComedyPodcast #TVTalk #AntiAuthority #RaccoonVsPossum #PodcastLife #BrownLiquorEnergy

The Dolts are back and deep in the sauce—literally and spiritually. In this episode, we explore the mysterious "Drunk Zone": that fine line between fun and full-blown possession. Is there a point where booze opens a portal to the spirit world… or just to bad decisions? We ask the hard-hitting questions: Can a hangover be haunted? Does tequila have a soul? And how much is too much?Expect chaotic laughs, unqualified science, embarrassing stories, and a mild existential crisis or two. Cheers!#TwoDolts #DrunkZone #SpiritualHangover #ComedyPodcast #TequilaMysteries #HowMuchIsTooMuch #BrownLiquorPhilosophy,

It's a Sunday Brunch Show and the Dolts are serving up beer and bourbon and someone takes a gummy and gets zooted. We break down the wild world of Hugh Hefner's many wives, give a random shoutout to Pudge Rodriguez, and try to keep it together long enough to finish a full thought. Brunch talk has never been this unhinged.

The Dolts are back for another Brown Liquor Friday—and the hot takes are flowing. We're talking about Mr. Beast catching heat, why baccarat is the worst game in the casino, and gambling stories from New Orleans. It's chaos, cocktails, and questionable judgment—just the way we like it.

Probably our funniest episode, not for the content, but for the way Darrell is completely out of control.

It's Brown Liquor Friday and things get loose as the Dolts dive into a holy shake-up with the announcement of a New Pope, pour one out in honor of the one and only Billy. #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #NewPope #FarewellBilly #ComedyPodcast #WhiskeyTalk #IrreverentHumor #PodcastLife #DrinkAndDebate #BourbonAndBanter

The great and powerful Chelly co-hosted, and obviously this is our ticket to stardom.

We started to get a little drunk by this one....lots of fun topics.

A hodgepodge of idiocy. We talk about a lot of different things from the best clothes to be buried in, to the instagram page "world of farts" and to the income gap

Tom Selleck for the win!

Surprisingly, we were ranked #46 in Egypt for Comedy Podcasts....Strange. We talk about Chris's vacation to Planet Hollywood, Fights at Disney, Fighting in Relationships, Val Kilmer passing RIP, and a new catchphrase "brass tax"

We had one of the coolest people around (Shelly) drop in to help add a woman's touch to our podcast.

Darrell couldn't make the show, so we had a stunt double!

We address our Youtube Bans, talk about the movie Euro Trip, and then discuss Farting on Airplanes

We say farewell to hooters.

Chris goes on a rant because of his neighbors

Chris had a meeting at a small table and realized he couldn't maintain eye contact.

We discuss the Lively/Baldoni stuff, touch on how terrible non-profits are, and its a rant show. Hurrayyyy

With so many options for streaming, which we're bad on all of them, we examine them and then talk about more random stuff.

We recap the week that is us! Chris has a terrible ending to his week, Darrell eats some steak and skrimpz, then we talk about how its impossible to recreate friend trips that were amazing.

We meander through random topics

Chris acquired autotune.... not good.

We've been off for almost a month. We're back and just as Sh!tty as ever!

Last Trashed Pandas episode of 2024! We talk about Jordan and LeBron and talent vs temperament. #ComedyPodcast #TwoDoltsPodcast #FunnyPodcasts #PodcastHumor #LaughOutLoud #PodcastLife #HilariousContent #ComedyGold #PodcastCommunity #PodcastRecommendations #WeeklyLaughs #TwoDoltsComedy #RelatableHumor #PodcastAddict #FunnyContent #BingePodcasts #BestComedyPodcasts #TwoDoltsLaughs #PodcastVibes #SpotifyPodcasts

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