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Two lifelong friends discuss trending topics and make fun of each other.

Two Dolts


    • Sep 17, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 22m AVG DURATION
    • 219 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Two Dolts

    Darrell's Trip to Visit Chris | Chicago

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2025 97:13


    Darrell came down to visit, and we recapped the weekend!

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    Charlie Kirk | Freedom of Speech Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2025 66:35


    We discuss the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk, and also talk about freedom of speech.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2025 63:14


    This week we covered… well… everything:

    WNBA Bad Marketing & Being Forced Down Our Throats

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2025 61:10


    F&cked Up Friday – TRASHED PANDAS

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2025 101:19


    F&cked Up Friday Episode 2 | Tipping Protocols When Gambling

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2025 70:53


    This week we went down the rabbit hole on:

    Weird S&xual proclivities based on race | 30 Mins of Pure Hilarity

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2025 71:05


    We went hard in the paint on this one. We "essentially" play characters on our show, therefore, this should be viewed as a comedic performance and not real life.....kinda.

    Heatwaves | Train Traveling | Coldplay Concert

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2025 60:39


    We talk about very important things like the weather, traveling by train, and the infamous coldplay incident.

    Darrell is in a MOOD | Chris has an autotune mic that annoys him.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2025 56:58


    Darrell starts out in a historically bad mood....we turn it around quickly. Autotune fixes everything.

    Should Realtors Be Funny? Meth Heads by Chris's House BE METHIN

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2025 64:28


    Seems like nowadays, everyone is trying to be funny - obviously not us....anyway, we find a "funny realtor". Also, the continuing issue with Chris' methy neighbors is getting even more methy...imagine that.

    Karaoke Songs That Don't Jive | Friends that Over Serve You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2025 93:39


    We talk about poorly chosen karaoke songs, and friends that overserve you at their house

    NO KINGS | Tires Season 2 | Pointless Conversation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 99:56


    This week, we unpack the anti-authoritarian undertones of Tires Season 2 and spiral into a gloriously pointless conversation that somehow touches on No Kings protests and other dumb things.#TwoDolts #NoKings #TiresSeason2 #PointlessConversation #ComedyPodcast #TVTalk #AntiAuthority #RaccoonVsPossum #PodcastLife #BrownLiquorEnergy

    The "Drunk Zone" Spirit World - how much is too much?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 53:28


    The Dolts are back and deep in the sauce—literally and spiritually. In this episode, we explore the mysterious "Drunk Zone": that fine line between fun and full-blown possession. Is there a point where booze opens a portal to the spirit world… or just to bad decisions? We ask the hard-hitting questions: Can a hangover be haunted? Does tequila have a soul? And how much is too much?Expect chaotic laughs, unqualified science, embarrassing stories, and a mild existential crisis or two. Cheers!#TwoDolts #DrunkZone #SpiritualHangover #ComedyPodcast #TequilaMysteries #HowMuchIsTooMuch #BrownLiquorPhilosophy,

    Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner's Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rodriguez

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 61:35


    It's a Sunday Brunch Show and the Dolts are serving up beer and bourbon and someone takes a gummy and gets zooted. We break down the wild world of Hugh Hefner's many wives, give a random shoutout to Pudge Rodriguez, and try to keep it together long enough to finish a full thought. Brunch talk has never been this unhinged.

    Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Gambling with Kyle in New Orleans

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 91:41


    The Dolts are back for another Brown Liquor Friday—and the hot takes are flowing. We're talking about Mr. Beast catching heat, why baccarat is the worst game in the casino, and gambling stories from New Orleans. It's chaos, cocktails, and questionable judgment—just the way we like it.

    Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of Cheers and Farewell NORM!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 68:52


    Probably our funniest episode, not for the content, but for the way Darrell is completely out of control.

    Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 64:19


    It's Brown Liquor Friday and things get loose as the Dolts dive into a holy shake-up with the announcement of a New Pope, pour one out in honor of the one and only Billy. #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #NewPope #FarewellBilly #ComedyPodcast #WhiskeyTalk #IrreverentHumor #PodcastLife #DrinkAndDebate #BourbonAndBanter

    Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 79:44


    The great and powerful Chelly co-hosted, and obviously this is our ticket to stardom.

    New Trend of Action Figures | Bill Burr - Religion | The Civil War Started and Ended at the same house

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 74:25


    We started to get a little drunk by this one....lots of fun topics.

    Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 65:36


    A hodgepodge of idiocy. We talk about a lot of different things from the best clothes to be buried in, to the instagram page "world of farts" and to the income gap

    What Celebrity Would You Want to Look Like?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 58:36


    Tom Selleck for the win!

    Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass Tax

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 86:31


    Surprisingly, we were ranked #46 in Egypt for Comedy Podcasts....Strange. We talk about Chris's vacation to Planet Hollywood, Fights at Disney, Fighting in Relationships, Val Kilmer passing RIP, and a new catchphrase "brass tax"

    Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell were SMASHED out of their minds on this one!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 97:59


    We had one of the coolest people around (Shelly) drop in to help add a woman's touch to our podcast.

    Tipping Protocols | Darrell's Medical Ailments | White Guy Dress Codes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 70:41


    Darrell couldn't make the show, so we had a stunt double!

    Youtube Keeps Banning Us | Euro Trip is 20 | Farting on Airplanes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 65:20


    We address our Youtube Bans, talk about the movie Euro Trip, and then discuss Farting on Airplanes

    Saturday Matinee | Cold Open | Hooters is Closing

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 52:52


    We say farewell to hooters.

    Trashed Pandas | Chris has Crackheads nearby

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 74:37


    Chris goes on a rant because of his neighbors

    We discuss Chris's obvious autism

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 77:05


    Chris had a meeting at a small table and realized he couldn't maintain eye contact.

    Lively/Baldoni | Non-Profits | Rant Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 71:16


    We discuss the Lively/Baldoni stuff, touch on how terrible non-profits are, and its a rant show. Hurrayyyy

    Kick, Twitch, and TikTok - What's the difference? We discuss.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 90:20


    With so many options for streaming, which we're bad on all of them, we examine them and then talk about more random stuff.

    How its Impossible to Recreate Friend Trips that Were Amazing

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 69:28


    We recap the week that is us! Chris has a terrible ending to his week, Darrell eats some steak and skrimpz, then we talk about how its impossible to recreate friend trips that were amazing.

    We're International! | Norm MacDonald - Germany | NFL Playoff Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 65:24


    Trashed Pandas | Chris Has AutoTune | Bad Wives | Hammered

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 102:42


    Chris acquired autotune.... not good.

    20 Days Off Recap | Gulf of 'Merica | Zuck Fact Checkers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 63:17


    We've been off for almost a month. We're back and just as Sh!tty as ever!

    Crimmus Trashed PANDASSSS | Jordan VS LeBron: Talent VS Temperament . We were hammered

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 117:55


    Last Trashed Pandas episode of 2024! We talk about Jordan and LeBron and talent vs temperament. #ComedyPodcast #TwoDoltsPodcast #FunnyPodcasts #PodcastHumor #LaughOutLoud #PodcastLife #HilariousContent #ComedyGold #PodcastCommunity #PodcastRecommendations #WeeklyLaughs #TwoDoltsComedy #RelatableHumor #PodcastAddict #FunnyContent #BingePodcasts #BestComedyPodcasts #TwoDoltsLaughs #PodcastVibes #SpotifyPodcasts

    Pre Christmas Episode: Stella Artois, Best Xmas Movies, Best Christmas Songs, Total Dog Poo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 61:14


    Here's an engaging episode description for your pre-Christmas podcast episode with hashtags aimed at boosting virality on Spotify:

    Vegas Trips | Who Kills more people: Sharks or Vending Machines | Nonsense

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024 106:34


    The Dolts are back with another whirlwind episode! This week, we recap the highs, lows, and outright absurdities of Vegas trips (spoiler: what happens in Vegas doesn't stay there). Then, we tackle a killer question: who's responsible for more fatalities, sharks or vending machines? You'll be surprised by the answer! Plus, a generous helping of off-the-wall nonsense, because would it really be Two Dolts without it? Tune in for laughs, randomness, and maybe a fact or two you can throw into your next party convo!

    Penny Trial & Relationship Pardons

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 67:24


    This week on Two Dolts, we dive into the bizarre history of the "Penny Trial" as the jury went into deliberation. Plus, we discuss the concept of "relationship pardons"—when is it time to forgive, forget, or call it quits? Tune in for laughs, insights, and our usual dose of doltish banter!#TwoDoltsPodcast #PennyTrial #RelationshipTalk #ComedyPodcast #LegalHistory #Forgiveness #PodcastLife #SpotifyPodcasts #LaughAndLearn

    Common Core Math (WTF) | Drinking Games & House Parties | Joko "Good"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 71:39


    In this episode, we discuss common core math, drinking games, house parties, and adopting your friend's favorite team just to support him/her.

    Tyson Post Fight. Lame - Don't listen to this episode.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2024 65:47


    We were drunk and sad....really nothing to say here.

    NFL Firings and Bills Mafia

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 55:57


    We talk about the recent NFL firings and also Bills Mafia. Darrell, is a noted Bills hater and Chris gets annoyed.

    NCAA Football 25, Waiting for the Tyson Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 48:08


    Like everyone else on the planet, we were waiting for the Tyson fight to start....looking back, we should have just covered our asses in honey and sat on an ant hill,

    The Jaguar Rebrand | Golf is great because of day drinking.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 95:59


    We discuss the TRAINWRECK of the Jaguar rebrand, golf tournaments and pickleball being dumb.

    A Very Dolt Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 64:58


    We talk about how Halloween changes as you get older - from being a kid, to a young adult, to 21, to homeowneship and even having kids.

    WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories and a special hostage guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 90:17


    We talk about WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories, and get into the modern luxuries of living today.

    Charades, Follow the Money, Doing Crosswords as You Age

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 78:40


    Old people doing charades as a way of entertainment, doing crosswords as we get older, other dumb topics.

    Trashed Pandas - Would you rather: be the president, leader of north Korea, or the pope?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2024 92:39


    We shouldn't have broadcasted this....we were under the influence....heavily. Trashed Pandas UNITE

    Bad Takes: Chris mucks up the intro | Best TV Dads & TV Theme Songs | Toe the line on subject matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 85:11


    This one GOT OFF THE RAILS. If you're offended by language or moderately close inferences, DON'T LISTEN #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #ComedyCentral #HilariousPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #TwoDolts

    America - What are we doing?? Hurricanes N Floods. Boats N Hoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 63:51


    We examine (stupidly) the hurricanes, floods, and governmental support for those affected (NOT GOOD)

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