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Sunday Brunch Show | Hugh Hefner's Wives | King of Queens | Pudge Rodriguez

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 61:35


It's a Sunday Brunch Show and the Dolts are serving up beer and bourbon and someone takes a gummy and gets zooted. We break down the wild world of Hugh Hefner's many wives, give a random shoutout to Pudge Rodriguez, and try to keep it together long enough to finish a full thought. Brunch talk has never been this unhinged.

Brown Liquor Friday #2 | MrBeast Under Scrutiny | Baccarat Sucks | Gambling with Kyle in New Orleans

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 91:41


The Dolts are back for another Brown Liquor Friday—and the hot takes are flowing. We're talking about Mr. Beast catching heat, why baccarat is the worst game in the casino, and gambling stories from New Orleans. It's chaos, cocktails, and questionable judgment—just the way we like it.

Darrell is Zooted & is eating Twizzlers | Migitizm | The Success of Cheers and Farewell NORM!

Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 68:52


Probably our funniest episode, not for the content, but for the way Darrell is completely out of control.

Brown Liquor Friday | New Pope | Farewell Billy

Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 64:19


It's Brown Liquor Friday and things get loose as the Dolts dive into a holy shake-up with the announcement of a New Pope, pour one out in honor of the one and only Billy. #TwoDoltsPodcast #BrownLiquorFriday #NewPope #FarewellBilly #ComedyPodcast #WhiskeyTalk #IrreverentHumor #PodcastLife #DrinkAndDebate #BourbonAndBanter

Questions for Chelly | In Studio Audience

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 79:44


The great and powerful Chelly co-hosted, and obviously this is our ticket to stardom.

New Trend of Action Figures | Bill Burr - Religion | The Civil War Started and Ended at the same house

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 74:25


We started to get a little drunk by this one....lots of fun topics.

Best Clothes to be Buried In | World of Farts | Income Gap

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 65:36


A hodgepodge of idiocy. We talk about a lot of different things from the best clothes to be buried in, to the instagram page "world of farts" and to the income gap

What Celebrity Would You Want to Look Like?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 58:36


Tom Selleck for the win!

Huge in Egypt! | Fights at Disney | Fighting in Relationships |Brass Tax

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 86:31


Surprisingly, we were ranked #46 in Egypt for Comedy Podcasts....Strange. We talk about Chris's vacation to Planet Hollywood, Fights at Disney, Fighting in Relationships, Val Kilmer passing RIP, and a new catchphrase "brass tax"

Trashed Pandas: We got a new Co-host (it's a woman). Chris & Darrell were SMASHED out of their minds on this one!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 97:59


We had one of the coolest people around (Shelly) drop in to help add a woman's touch to our podcast.

Tipping Protocols | Darrell's Medical Ailments | White Guy Dress Codes

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 70:41


Darrell couldn't make the show, so we had a stunt double!

Youtube Keeps Banning Us | Euro Trip is 20 | Farting on Airplanes

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 65:20


We address our Youtube Bans, talk about the movie Euro Trip, and then discuss Farting on Airplanes

Saturday Matinee | Cold Open | Hooters is Closing

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 52:52


We say farewell to hooters.

Trashed Pandas | Chris has Crackheads nearby

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 74:37


Chris goes on a rant because of his neighbors

We discuss Chris's obvious autism

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 77:05


Chris had a meeting at a small table and realized he couldn't maintain eye contact.

Lively/Baldoni | Non-Profits | Rant Show

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 71:16


We discuss the Lively/Baldoni stuff, touch on how terrible non-profits are, and its a rant show. Hurrayyyy

Kick, Twitch, and TikTok - What's the difference? We discuss.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 90:20


With so many options for streaming, which we're bad on all of them, we examine them and then talk about more random stuff.

How its Impossible to Recreate Friend Trips that Were Amazing

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 69:28


We recap the week that is us! Chris has a terrible ending to his week, Darrell eats some steak and skrimpz, then we talk about how its impossible to recreate friend trips that were amazing.

We're International! | Norm MacDonald - Germany | NFL Playoff Preview

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 65:24


Trashed Pandas | Chris Has AutoTune | Bad Wives | Hammered

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 102:42


Chris acquired autotune.... not good.

20 Days Off Recap | Gulf of 'Merica | Zuck Fact Checkers

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 63:17


We've been off for almost a month. We're back and just as Sh!tty as ever!

Crimmus Trashed PANDASSSS | Jordan VS LeBron: Talent VS Temperament . We were hammered

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 117:55


Last Trashed Pandas episode of 2024! We talk about Jordan and LeBron and talent vs temperament. #ComedyPodcast #TwoDoltsPodcast #FunnyPodcasts #PodcastHumor #LaughOutLoud #PodcastLife #HilariousContent #ComedyGold #PodcastCommunity #PodcastRecommendations #WeeklyLaughs #TwoDoltsComedy #RelatableHumor #PodcastAddict #FunnyContent #BingePodcasts #BestComedyPodcasts #TwoDoltsLaughs #PodcastVibes #SpotifyPodcasts

Pre Christmas Episode: Stella Artois, Best Xmas Movies, Best Christmas Songs, Total Dog Poo

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 61:14


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Vegas Trips | Who Kills more people: Sharks or Vending Machines | Nonsense

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024 106:34


The Dolts are back with another whirlwind episode! This week, we recap the highs, lows, and outright absurdities of Vegas trips (spoiler: what happens in Vegas doesn't stay there). Then, we tackle a killer question: who's responsible for more fatalities, sharks or vending machines? You'll be surprised by the answer! Plus, a generous helping of off-the-wall nonsense, because would it really be Two Dolts without it? Tune in for laughs, randomness, and maybe a fact or two you can throw into your next party convo!

Penny Trial & Relationship Pardons

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 67:24


This week on Two Dolts, we dive into the bizarre history of the "Penny Trial" as the jury went into deliberation. Plus, we discuss the concept of "relationship pardons"—when is it time to forgive, forget, or call it quits? Tune in for laughs, insights, and our usual dose of doltish banter!#TwoDoltsPodcast #PennyTrial #RelationshipTalk #ComedyPodcast #LegalHistory #Forgiveness #PodcastLife #SpotifyPodcasts #LaughAndLearn

Common Core Math (WTF) | Drinking Games & House Parties | Joko "Good"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 71:39


In this episode, we discuss common core math, drinking games, house parties, and adopting your friend's favorite team just to support him/her.

Tyson Post Fight. Lame - Don't listen to this episode.

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2024 65:47


We were drunk and sad....really nothing to say here.

NFL Firings and Bills Mafia

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 55:57


We talk about the recent NFL firings and also Bills Mafia. Darrell, is a noted Bills hater and Chris gets annoyed.

NCAA Football 25, Waiting for the Tyson Fight

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 48:08


Like everyone else on the planet, we were waiting for the Tyson fight to start....looking back, we should have just covered our asses in honey and sat on an ant hill,

The Jaguar Rebrand | Golf is great because of day drinking.

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 95:59


We discuss the TRAINWRECK of the Jaguar rebrand, golf tournaments and pickleball being dumb.

A Very Dolt Halloween

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 64:58


We talk about how Halloween changes as you get older - from being a kid, to a young adult, to 21, to homeowneship and even having kids.

WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories and a special hostage guest

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 90:17


We talk about WWF to WWE, Conspiracy Theories, and get into the modern luxuries of living today.

Charades, Follow the Money, Doing Crosswords as You Age

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 78:40


Old people doing charades as a way of entertainment, doing crosswords as we get older, other dumb topics.

Trashed Pandas - Would you rather: be the president, leader of north Korea, or the pope?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2024 92:39


We shouldn't have broadcasted this....we were under the influence....heavily. Trashed Pandas UNITE

Bad Takes: Chris mucks up the intro | Best TV Dads & TV Theme Songs | Toe the line on subject matter

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 85:11


This one GOT OFF THE RAILS. If you're offended by language or moderately close inferences, DON'T LISTEN #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #ComedyCentral #HilariousPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #TwoDolts

America - What are we doing?? Hurricanes N Floods. Boats N Hoes

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 63:51


We examine (stupidly) the hurricanes, floods, and governmental support for those affected (NOT GOOD)

(WARNING: OFFENSIVE) When you say "you look like someone I know" and they reject the notion.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2024 63:30


We use loose terminology and go off the rails. #ComedyPodcast #PodcastHumor #SpotifyPodcasts #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyShow #PodcastLife #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold #PodcastersOfSpotify #PodcastRecommendations #StandupComedy #ComedyCentral #HilariousPodcast #NewPodcastEpisode #TwoDolts

Kids | One Night Stands | Marriage

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 88:12


We dive into having kids, one-night stands, and being married.

Oasis Reunion | Vegas | Kamala | Tua's Concussion

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 85:32


This week, we talk about the #oasis reunion, #vegas, #kamalaharris, and #tua. We actually managed to stay on topic!

Concentration Camps | Germany's National Bird |

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2024 74:51


Bad Fair Prizes | Kids are Annoying

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 56:14


Chris' dad passed away before he had kids. Now that he has kids, he wishes he could call his dad and apologize for all the stupid things he did.

Trashed Pandas: Shoulder Issues | Friends go to wrong hotel | Chris Books Air BnB for the wrong date

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 62:09


The topics were slurry at best here. Enjoy

New Comedians on the Come Up | 12/18/24 challenge

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 73:29


We discuss new comedians on the rise, and a specific challenge with doughnuts and giving yourself a ZJ.

come up zj new comedians
Vinny's Live Podcast: Snoop at the Olympics, Vag Inception

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 70:24


Vinny's live podcast. The guys got together and proceeded to talk immense trash to each other. Chris isn't for Snoop at the Olympics one bit. We need to get better at not just talking to the people there, but we're idiots and you shouldn't be listening to us anyway.

Chris has Internet Issues AGAIN | Two episodes lost. This one survived

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 102:58


Chris has been paying for MediaCom for over 5 years. Paying for 500mbps UP and 500mbps Down. As of the start of the show Friday he had 1mbps up and .5mbps down. This has been a constant issue for over 5 years, and he's about to lose his mind.

4th of July Trashed Pandas!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 124:20


Dating your Wife | Worst Dogs to Get | Where did Epstein Come From?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 91:29


In this lively episode of Two Dolts, we dive into three intriguing topics. First, we explore the art of dating your wife and how to keep the romance alive in long-term relationships. Next, we tackle the controversial subject of the worst dog breeds to own and why they might not be the best fit for everyone. Finally, we delve into the mysterious background of Jeffrey Epstein, examining his rise to infamy. Tune in for laughs, insights, and our unique doltish take on these diverse subjects!

If you die, and ghosts are real - do you wear the same clothes forever?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 78:15


Ever wondered if, when you die, you have to wear the same clothes forever?

We talk the show Suits, Meghan Markle, Crime, and other corporate-world things

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 106:13


We talk the show #suits, Meghan Markle, backroom deals, and how the corporate world works. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

Chris has a problem with MediaCom | Dinosaur with 500 teeth.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 62:09


Chris is furious with his service from MediaCom, and we hop on the trend of the 500-toothed dinosaur. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

Best Movies per Genre...We fall flat on our faces

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2024 97:29


To keep with the theme here, we decided to dive into the best movies of all time per genre. We were worse at this than our feeble attempt at sports movies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dolts/message

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