Zero Fun Podcast

We are back! Well, one of us is. The other person is brand new. This episode welcomes Kristen as the new co-host of the podcast, and we get right into the shitstorm that is ZFP!Food criminals, cults, and a very disgusting Mountain Dew taste test! Welcome to the shit-show!P.S. Don't mind our crappy logo. A better one is on the way. :) SOC' MED':Instagram: @zerofunpodcastE-mail: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Happy Monday, you lovelies. We're here to bring you a little smattering of laughter, cuteness, and cheer. Also some serious injury clips and recipes that were written in Hell! Let's go!I'm Pissed goes on for awhile in this one, but our grievances are warranted. You'll see.Chris shares his absolute favorite video in the world that he just discovered this week. A listener submitted video re-ignites the chicken washing debate. We're standing our ground.Also we have the FEASTS on full display! Lots of characters looking for love on TikTok, and also some cute cats and some other wholesome treats. Thank you so much for listening and supporting the show! See you next week, sweethearts.xoxoC + SClips from this episode:Carnival Barker Takes a TumbleReady To PartySkyline ChiliChicken WasherOven SpaghettiLoki Theory From Probably-in-the-KKK GuyHalf-Court ShotMovie NightCatching A Snapping TurtleCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Good news! We're both sick and we sound like dogshit! But hey! It's podcast time anyway!Get ready to hop in! Sarabeth's got some news reports, AND some disgusting recipes. Chris has some usual Cringefeast and, duhhhh, Italians!Let's all get sick together! Hey!Thanks for listening, you sweethearts. We're gonna kiss you all on the mouth. Deep.C + SClips from this episode:I Eat EverythingTerrible Cringe Ninja SongGrilled Cheese Pizza Pie RecipeHe's The BestButthead.mp4Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Hey! Chris is 34 old! Budweiser!It's a SLOPFEST this week as we bring you plenty of cringe, cute, and...Italians! Also, Sarabeth has a royally vile recipe. Truly sickening.We've got all that and plenty of other treats this week. Thanks so much for being with us.XOXO,C + SClips from this episode:661-567-2483Juvenile Vax AnthemWorst Song EverNext PresidentHuskyBirbCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

On this episode, we premiere a new segment: The Sarabeth Report! Sarabeth finds...wacky...articles and shares them with all of you! Chris interrupts and plays clips of people saying "shithole" and stuff!We also have some Top Chef discussion, as well as some talk about one of our favorite trash reality shows: Forged in Fire.Cringe! Cute! Italians! It's all here and we're so happy you're here too.As always, thanks so much for listening and supporting our little freakshow.Love and hugs,C + SClips from this episode:I'm 26 OldHang FreeInfuriating TikTokIlluminati Guy Upside Down In CarBeach Dog ShitsCooking With ZippyShow Me Your Butthole!Up Yo Butt SongCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Need a cure for PIG LIPS? Try this episode! We've got everything you need to make a swift recovery! Hop in!We talk a lot of shit on this episode. From bad restaurant experiences to Miley Cyrus's terrible speaking voice, and of course some Italian trash talk for good measure.Sarabeth has some recipes only fit to be served in Hell, and we also check in with The Foodbois! Did you miss ASMR Garbage Wizard? He's back, and he's gross!Hang out with us on this beautiful Monday. We'll keep you warm in our human kangaroo pouches. XOXOC + SClips from this episode:Zippy's Cooking ShowCrazy Bruce's LiquorsCat Getting Nails ClippedUncle Tony's Grumpy AgainJungle Cat SqueaksCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Welcome to another Zero Fun-filled episode! We're all Italian!First of all, Chris is coming back from being sick so his voice sounds like shit. He's very self-conscious about it. He also chokes on water at one point in this episode.Sarabeth has a wonderfully wholesome Learnin' Shit that will motivate you to do good in the world. Bless her heart.We have a new, marinara-soaked segment that will surely take you into Little Italy. It's snowing parmesan! Let's make cheese-angels!I'm Pissed! Cringefeast!  Random discussion of the new season of Top Chef! Conspiracies! Oh no!Enjoy this episode. We enjoyed making it for you.Love and snuggles,C + SClips from this episode:Westboro Baptist TikTokGay NerdsPoppa's BackZippy On Criminal JusticePineapple On Italian Pizza?Terrifying Bus RideCringe  SmoothieSkin NibblerJust Lookin' For FriendsWhere The Grits?Blocking Paparazzi For BeyCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

We're back! Sorry to leave you hangin' there for a week. We've recharged our batteries and we're back with more cringe, cute, I'm Piss, and of course: Learnin' Shit!Enjoy!Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Hey! It's Monday! You know what that means? Let's laugh (and cry a little too!)This week we have some amazing stuff. First of all, a listener submitted a story to our show! Sarabeth reads this treacherous tale of epic embarrassment and we all have a good laugh. Send more stuff! We love it!Chris shares some phone excepts from his conversations with various famous rappers. Some of them are very interested in Sarabeth!Then you know the deal - FEASTS. We cringe as hard as we cute over here this week so there is plenty of both for you. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably pee a little.Sarabeth's Learnin' Shit is especially uncomfortable this week, but an incredibly interesting medical subject that should make you all wince as you hear it.We love you so much! Thanks for giving our little show your time. Means the absolute world.Clips from this episode:Poppa's BackVax HoochieNo Mickey Mouse EarsNasty Boyz @ The MallNasty Boyz Phone Number PuzzleCan't ReadMuh TeethFalling Through A Table!Auto-Tuned FallFormer Police Dog Finds DucksBirb FriendsGuys Discover Amazing PenGail's PissedCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Happy Monday, ZFPigs! Let's do it!Throughout our usual bullshit, we pepper in some "Our Moments"; the card game that forces us to have actual conversations instead of just farting into the mic and playing videos of peoples' balls getting hit with aluminum bats. Actually...it's just Chris that does that stuff. Anyway! Sarabeth not only has a terrible gelatin-based recipe for you all to enjoy, she also has an absolutely vile Learnin' Shit! Double-whammy!Also we have plenty of the usual cringe-bros and also some good old fashioned people yelling at each other!It's a classy episode as usual and we're so happy you're listening to it. We love you and will open mouth kiss you. Clips from this episode:Play With My MomI Hate TikTok$7K CrystalPulled OverFuckin' Fire TruckBig BoiDon't Mess With My ManBring It OnColonizer Bitch Is At It AgainT-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

It's a slop-filled extravaganza!Sarabeth has a lot of educational input that is properly rail-roaded by Chris and we also play some great clips from the dark and sometimes wholesome world of the internet. Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

It's podcast day! Let the honkin' and hee-hawin' commence!I'm Piss is back on the menu this week and we're both pissed about different things! So we get that out of the way before chowing down on a slopshit recipe from Sarabeth. A couple quick Karens and then we FEAST! Some super cute animal noises and a father correcting his stupid child!Cringe?? You bet your sex organs on the black market we've got some cringe! Some new faces and some old favorites make us thankful for our current situation as things could be a LOT worse!Some special surprises (including a great phone call) await within this episode. So pull up a seat, crack yourself a claw, and let us make you laugh. Or cry. Hopefully both at the same time.Thanks so much for listening! We appreciate you all giving our freakshow your time and attention. Means the world.

Hey there, slop freaks! It's time for another Zero Fun big hug of laughter...and terror! Hop in!We open things up with the best performance of Al Pacino's career. How this passed us by is beyond us. We're embarrassed, but we're glad we found it and can share it with you. Dunka-dunka-dunka!Sarabeth's recipes are absolutely disgusting as usual, but at least they are (mostly) a thing of the past. Hopefully no one is still creating these, but if they are, they're surely serving them in a trough.Chris found a LOT of bad porn clips this week. It's a rollercoaster of bad acting and awkwardly timed conversations (like...back surgery conversations in the middle of an anal sex session.)On the bright side, LOTS of cute stuff this week. Adorable puppies, a pilot's speech on his last flight (he's retiring, not hurling towards an erupting volcano...come on, it's Cutefeast), and a professional beat-boxer!Cringefeast introduces some new ghoulish characters and we also check in with some old favorites.Top it all off with a musical-themed Learnin' Shit and you've got yourself a 'cast.Hang out and relax with us. Crack a cuppla claws, maybe? However you want to enjoy it, we're here for you.XOXOC + SClips from this episiode:TikTok is...Gay?Dunkachino!Worst Pornstar Ever (NSFW)You Broke My Car!Lemon-Stealing WhooresGay Porn HackerSpine Surgery Anal (NSFW)Purring CheetahDog Loves ToyPilot's Retirement SpeechFarting In A WindowHe'll Beat Your AssCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Welcome to the ZFP! Whatcha' gonna do when these podcast pythons run wild on you?!We start by talking about how much Mortal Kombat kicked ass. Go see it. Now. Fuck this podcast - MK reigns supreme. Then it's balls to the wall! Karens! Learnin' Shit! Some VERY cringey guys on the feast, and of course some lovely cute stuff after that.Sarabeth gives Chris the "you're a remarkably terrible human being" look during Kinda Funny Kinda Sad. Oops!Enjoy the show the same way we enjoy all of you. Sexually.Love and kisses,C + SClips from this episode:Nachos EverywhereKarenKaren For ChristNordstrom KarenDestroyed By His AuntJarvisPuppy PileDigitallyExhumed.mp4Young HulkamaniacSpanish ParrotLady Gets Punched In The FaceNo SmokingCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

You ready to honk? Here it comes! This episode is packed with delicious goodies. Learnin' Shit starts us off along with an interesting clip from the president. Cuppla' Karens just to spice things up and then it's onto the FEASTS! We follow up with some Cringe characters as well as introduce an INTENSE new one. A lot of surprises in there, too, including some guest appearances. Hope you enjoy! We're clowns!Clips from this episode:Biden MishapKaren Hates PigsMichelle RuskWhite GirlDouble HomicideFirst Worm Of The SummerSatan's Clit?Dropping Daughter Off at SchoolWhatcha' Doin' Bird70-year Old RappersAmerica SucksMan In The TrashCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 was a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been in 2021! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

It's podcast time once again! Let's gooooooooooooooo!We are back with some more wholesome entertainment for you! We've got some updates on past clips to share with you as well as a brand new cast of characters from the depths of TikTok. One of them has darkthroat!Also the FEASTS are in full effect. Cringe feast goes so far Sarabeth almost taps out. Also a terrible recipe as usual, some LEARNIN' SHIT about a cat island, and a delightful game of Fuck, Mary, Kill. We're so happy you're here. Hope we can bring you some laughs and/or nausea.Love and kisses,C + SR.I.P. DMX :(Clips from this episode:Stone Cold LesbianDriver's License DebateDog Butthole PrankSleeping DogeKorean DadDove GuyCart CrasherWolverineComplete Piece Of Shit Racist GirlDarkthroat GuyHey You CuteTony RigatoniDangerous WebsitesIt's a Cult It's a Cult It's a CULTCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

We're back from our unplanned vacation! Our computer took a nice hot diarrhea shit on our chests! It sucked! But we're back with a new rig and plenty of awful things to show you!I'm Piss is back right at the top (there might be a bonus I'm Piss somewhere in here too...) so we can get our bitching out of the way! Then we're LEARNIN' SHIT with Sarabeth! That's right! Not everything can be stupid!Chris has a Kinda Funny, Kinda Sad clip that pretty much only he finds funny. News flash: It is funny. I'm Chris and I write these. It's funny. Sorry! *honk*Thanks for sticking with us! Please tell a friend about our show if you can or rate and review us on your podcast platform of choice. We love you all!!!!Clips from this episode:This is the only one you need.Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

What's up ZFP family? We're kicking clowns in the mouth again with another episode! Let's do it.It's our 4 year anniversary! Or...it was when we recorded this. We talk all about it over some NEW CLAWS! That's right. Variety pack 3 motherfucks!LEARNIN' SHIT returns as well on this one! Sarabeth is so smart. Love you all thanks so much for listening to us be gross!Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Apologies in advance. Russian Hard Bass has infiltrated our podcast. Come to the other side with us. You'll like it.I'm Piss starts us off as we cover the work of Balloon Guy. A true menace in the art world and worthy of all the ridicule that can be dispensed. After that we get into the FEASTS! Plenty of good cringe and cute for you to enjoy. Sarabeth's recipe is the last thing a miner eats before the ceiling caves in so that's cool.Also some Karens of course. They are a plague from which we cannot ever escape.Thanks so much for listening. We can't tell you how much we appreciate it.All the best and nothing less,C + SClips from this episode:Balloon Guy Gets GotPiano CatRanch BelieverSquish That CatSiren DogTalented BirdPsychedelic Bob RossFuckin' Fried Chicken WednesdayHit N' Run KarenTree Climber KarenBad Sign Language Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

HOOOOOONK! The clown ship has landed. Let's get into some shit!Chris is sick, so that sucks. However, the WINE SHOTS will continue regardless. Make yourself a super-seltz, because we've got I'm Pissed, a one-eyed Karen, and of course a few recipes! Top it all off with the FEASTS and you've got yourself a cast. We also do pro-wrestling FMK at the end.Hope you have fun hanging out with us WITH WINE. We love you all so much. Thank you for your support. It means the world.

This episode ended up being fucking fantastic. Let's get into it.Spoiler alert: Chris is incredibly stupid. He misses very obvious things. You'll see. We have it all! Awkward stories! Listener-submitted cringe! The FEASTS! Recipes! Learnin' Shit!We talk a lot more shit in this one as opposed to showing clips. But there are PLENTY of clips.Show this episode to your mom. Sorry, Mom!Clips from this episode:Boat LawFuck LifeNigerian Millionaire24 Hours With MeDope RhymesGen Z SongBible CringeI Have A Perfect LifeSkull Fucked By ParrotCoach GiftKaren vs. TeenagersKebab Karen (NSFW) Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Snowstorm be damned, we made it happen! It's episode 101, clownpigs!We obviously have an I'm Pissed segment, because this week has SUCKED! But we managed to get an episode out. Hope you're still with us. We've got it all, the FEASTS are here, we've got a disgusting recipe, AND we have some Karens. Top that shit off with some Learnin' Shit in which Chris is insensitive as fuck (Sorry!) and you've got yourself a fuckin' 'cast y'all. Clips from this episode:Wave CheckWake Me Up (Thomas The Tank Remix)Pipe BurstHip-Hop ChoirCome Over I'm HungryTrouser SnakeBacon Pancake Birb50 Is A DozenRussian Bass Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

We did it! Episode 100. It's got...everything. Don't know how to describe it. We're partying and we hope you are too. We are so grateful that you've stuck with us all this time since the beginning. Thank you so much and we hope you enjoy the episode. We got DRUNK.Clips from this episode:Worst News Guy EverCement HeadMorning Owl I'm Not A CatTeaching On MuteCute FoxRock KarenPlanet Fitness Douche Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Bloarf! It's episode 99 y'all! You KNOW we got clips of big shits being taken. It's somehow wholesome, we promise. We're back with another heehaw apocalypse and we've got Karens, a disgusting recipe, a NEW Foodboy (it's a try-out, don't get excited) and of course the usual Cringe/Cutefeasts. It's a bloodbath.Episode 100 is next. We're gonna die. Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

We're big-truckin' podcastin' maniacs over here! Disturbed/Riri mashups, Eye pies, and an Alexa with a fart fetish! It's all here on the ZFP and we're all getting through it together!So get ready for some FEASTS and SHOTS and yeah, we'll say it, some real fuckin' goofin' around, okay? You cool with that? Then it's yours, hop in!Clips from this episode:Alexa...fart for me...Disturbed/Rihanna MashupPlatinum KarenBandza Make Her Dance Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Hey!!! It's your two favorite bitchidiots! We're back with the heeeeeeeehaw! Let's eat ass!Happy Monday! Celebrate it with some feasts! Cringe and Cute are both here this episode as well as some RECIPES with a twist. You'll see. Plenty more surprises in store this episode. Don't shoot yourself with a roman candle!Clips from this episode:Roman Candle Meets FaceBad WaifuNew Math TermsVomit DisciplineRadiation KarenKaren Turkey BattlePlease Save Us President Tr...Ski Lift MalfunctionRabbit Eats WatermelonFox As A PetSpaghetti-O PieStarbucks Hack Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

It's clips galore in this Cute/Cringe/Karenfeast of an episode! All aboard the Honk-Honk Express! Hey!Clips from this episode:Seth Rogan ImpressionSarabeth's Dream VideoHoneycomb ManHoneycomb Man IIFrog BoyPizza Ass WiperTikTok Isn't For You...Crazy GuyDubstep BirbCat ConvoCool MomTurkey On The GrillIt Was Just A Compliment, Damn...Leg RubberThe ExorcistSpray Tan Fight Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Can you take us all in every way? Hey-heyeeeeaaaah HEEEEEEEEYEEEEAAAHWelcome to the ZFP, Nava Nation! We have all kinds of fun, shit, and terror for you in this episode! Near-death car crashes? Justin Nava dating simulator? Cringe? Cute? Hotbananas? It's ALL in this episode. Strap in and jerk off!We

Put down your bukakke videos, it's podcast time!We begin with an exploration into the extremely boring world of James Suckling. If you're going to be pretentious, at least make it interesting. What are you doing, man?Sarabeth has two recipes and one of them is accidentally good. That never happens.Chris did some...experiments with Justin Nava's videos and it might be an improvement? You be the judge.Cringefeast! Cute...bite? Not a ton of cute this time around.CRAB-themed Learnin' Shit is also on deck, as well as a healthy batch of Karens.Thanks so much for spending time with us. We are grateful everyday that we get to make you laugh. Let's go fucking hard in 2021.Clips from this episode:Landing In A School Of JellyfishMassive Ego DouchebagTHE DEATH WHISTLESnoring CatRomantic Video (NSFW)Walmart Karen On Karen CrimeWARAQ - "Saucy" Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

We're not drunk on this episode, but for some reason we're extra stupid. Stupid happens.Anyway, this show is packed like a European gangbang. We enjoy a listeners response to our "Gollum Having an Orgasm" challenge and we unravel more of the Chet Hanks story by listening to some of his music!I'm Piss features an ad Chris encountered on Instagram and it will SURELY piss you off as well when you hear it.A lovely listener submitted recipe from Sarabeth (spoiler: slop) is unleashed upon our ears and then...the feasts. Cringe, Cute, whichever feast you're here for, we've got 'em.Also: Kinda Funny, Kinda Sad is back this week along with a swarm of Karens.Thanks so much for listening. We are so excited for 2021. Video episodes!!! We're working on it! Promise!!!C + SClips from this episode:Vienna Sausage CocktailSuckling PigKill That ClownTwisted Tea To The FaceCute FoxLADDER FALL (Watch this 100 times plz)Drunk on QVCEgg TrickKaren With Huge Hogs Hates Small Dogs Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Happy Holidays from your favorite bitchidiots!This episode begins as any episode should: A deaf guy getting eliminated from a game show and not realizing it. We keep it classy here at the ZFP HQ.Also: Sarabeth has a Learnin' Shit that will make you VERY claustrophobic and Chris is fully-loaded with Karens.Speaking of Karens...MERCH DROP MOTHERFUCKS! That's right! Our NEW shirt is out now! HOUSE OF 1,000 KARENS! Check the link below and grab one for all the Karens in your life to see!Thanks so much for supporting our show. We appreciate it more than you'll ever know.

I'm Piss, Listener submissions, Karens, oh my! It's a real drunkisode this time around so line up some shots and let's do the thing!Clips from this episode:Ice Cream TasterTumor ManPregnant Diaper TestSex DefendersTyraCandle KarenCute BatHusk PupMurder Suicide Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

McRib is back! I wonder what the Foodboys think about it? Find out here with the Zero FaPuncast!This one ended up being a hee-haw extravaganza. Learnin' Shit! The FEASTS! Sarabeth's Recipes! And a delightful (not) Karen!! Come hang out! Let's diiiiie!Clips from this episode:Rudy's Star WitnessRudy's FartJoey McRibGreat Sax PlayerDeathSpaghetti PocketsOtter Gets PetsCat DrumNative American Voicemail 1Native American Voicemail 2 Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Hey wait! I know Mondays suck balls, but just listen...we brought...some laughs. Hee-haws, even! Hop in the Zero Fun Express! It's going off a cliff!As is tradition, we open with I'm Pissed. Then it's onto the Karens! Some of the Karens this week have a little bit of methamphetamine in them as well! Karens on meth!! Wow!Sarabeth has a couple Thanksgiving recipes you can do with your leftovers. You can also make them if you just hate yourself.Not enough of a feast? Worry not, young clown. The Cringe/Cute combo is back! After you want to vomit, we will calm the bile with some super cute animals.Learnin' Shit is on deck as well. This episode is packed tighter than a slutty dolphin! Enjoy!

Hey there, Hee-Haws! We're back with another overdose of internet you definitely need!Sarabeth managed to find probably the worst abomination of a recipe we've ever featured on this show. It is truly a bastardization of Italian cuisine. It also gives us an excuse to make fun of Italians. So, uh, we do that...a lot on this episode. Sorry kind of!Both Cringe and Cutefeasts are here, along with a favorite Foodboy! We crack the cages open and the Karens run wild as well!Are there many, many more surprises held within this episode? Absolutely! Clown around and find out!Thank you so much for listening! We love you!C + SClips from this episode:Bi-polarReport Of The Week: Arby'sWeird Ass LaughTerrible VoiceWOOOOOOOOOO!Quit Your Fucking JobMethDonaldsArrested KarenStarbucks KarenOmegle Prank King Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Seriously this fucking goat we play sounds just like Chris Tucker. Anyway, Hey!!! We are back from our hee-haw hiatus with a jam-packed episode. Good clips, bad clips, gross clips, cute clips! It's all here!We start off the show by examining the great Gardettos vs. Chex Mix debate. Not sure anything was settled, but Chris is outnumbered.Did you miss your Foodboys? They're back. The big 3, no less. Chalupas, loaded fries! Lemon juice?Cringe and Cutefeast are back in action. After you hear some horrible people say horrible things, you'll hear some super cute animal sounds! Fair trade?We're so happy to be back. Thanks for listening to our show. Means the world to us and that's not hee-haw that's for real. Love all of you,C + SRIP Alex TrebekClips from this episode:Cheeto-Humpin' FucknuggetsThe Price Is Right!!Emo Fast Food OrderHydrate CringeGummi Worm FreakKaren Has Nerve PainChris Tucker GoatCuteAlso CuteGordon Ramsey Will Fuck You UP Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

It's our Halloweenis special! Celebrate the best holiday of the year with us! We've got some bone-chilling clips to make you squirm! Actually, it's some Karens and some cute dogs and also a plane full of people praying for their lives. It's fun!Clips from this episode:Ex HexWe Have An ArmyMy BF Will Find YouDog Eats IceNo Neck Karen DudeZoom Class SnitchEgg Swallower Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

We're extra clown this episode! Get ready to die!Clips from this episode:How To Open SoupZap!Come And Take ItAnime ArtBrony PresentationShep At VetVet TechWinston Fucking RulesPray To TrumpKaren Gets Her Picture TakenBitch On A PlaneKinky StoryCocky Racer Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

All the horrible and wholesome things!Clips from this episode:Foodboy RookieJoey Reaches New Depths of DepravityCream Cheese Burger AbominationWinston!Porn Intro Designed To Repel Viewers? (NSFW)Wet Ass JesusFruit Snack PhilosophyMilk And Cereal Death MarchMen In MuzzlesFold-Out CouchHorn-play (NSFW)Stay LazyGay KingsGraduation Slip-UpKaren's Religious ExemptionKaren Is Not Fond of Hip-HopMale Karen Owned In New ZealandSting-Ray Dart RemovalJump Didn't Work OutThat Clip Chris Played At The End That Made Us End The Show (NSFW) Check out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

This one is a real FEAST of hee-haw!The FOODBOYS are here! We debut our Foodboys theme song and check in with a couple of them. One is lovely and amazing, the other is probably a phantom of some kind. Jury is out.Then BOOOOOM: Cringefeast! Cutefeast! Some primo Karens! LEARNIN' SHIT!But, wait, is there a Kinda Funny, Kinda Sad? OF COURSE!Relax and have some shots with us. We love you.C + SCheck out our sponsor Adam & Eve! Use code "ZEROFUN" for 50% off almost any one item, FREE gifts and FREE shipping! 2020 is a garbage year, so make your orgasms the best they've ever been! We're here to help you CUM!T-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

What a bummer! Here's the podcast! Hee-haws prevail!Cuppla Karens. A recipe. Cringefeast! It's all here and don't forget Learnin' Shit. A VERY depressing Learnin' Shit at that.Hey!Love,C + SClips from this episode:Want My SammmichOld BetchMattressWedgie BoyDon't Ruin My Pool PartT-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Let's go to hee-haw-ville! It's time to die! Hey!This episode has a slightly rocky start as Chris tries to show Sarabeth a video that she once gave him a legitimate death stare over. Spoiler: She still doesn't find it the least bit funny. Fair enough! Anyway! Then we let loose a storm of Karens and boy are they upset about nothing as usual. Sucks to suck, Karen! Bye now!!Cutefeast and Cringefeast are back to fill you with cuteness and then snatch it all away in the blink of an eye. Cringefeast features a true master of creating jingles and he is our new king.Thought it was over, fuckface? Sheeeit - Learnin' Shit is BACK after its brief hiatus and we're learning about a very popular scream. What's next? Recipes. Yeah, that's right. Two of 'em, and they're some of Sarabeth's worst.Thanks for all your support! Please tell a friend about the show so we can grow into a disgusting beast of a podcast and subject more of the population to our filth.

It's a feast! Is it a Cringefeast? A Cutefeast? You decide! Hey it's fucking disgusting!It's episode 80 so we're bringing our worst. Kinda Funny Kinda Sad? Check. Cutefeast? Check. Cringefeast? We've got it. Oh did you want a recipe? You're in the right place. It's the Zero Fun Podcast and we're doing it again. Match us shot for shot. Let's go!Thank you all so much for listening we love you so much.C + SClips from this episode:Swallowing Problem (NSFW)Moto-Spin MishapFireworksHoverboard DentistFeral Cat RescueThunder CoverFrog EaterDumb RednecksT-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

We're dipping our hee-haw toe into the video world on this one! A bit of a video beta test, if you will. Bear with us. We're figuring it out. I'm PISS! starts us off this episode in which we discuss a serious problem we have with a certain way people eat popcorn.Then it's a back to back dose of Cringefeast/Cutefeast as we see what triumphs: Cringe or Cute? You decide, hey!The Karen cage is open and they're running wild. Some particularly nasty ones this week!Did you think you were getting out of this without some LEARNIN' SHIT? Strap in, fuckface!Clips from this episode:Lovely Farting Ladies Havin' FunSarabeth's...Cool(?) Snake VideoKicking FetishTeacher SingingLoonersI'm Gonna Squirt!Goat Mama Reunited With Her Lost BabyPatrick Stewart Rules AssKaren Wants ChickenBackseat Dude Gets All The RageKaren In VerizonKarens On A PlaneGym FartBeatBoxKingChicken AttackTaser SuperheroT-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

It's a big gross episode for you all this week! Sarabeth has a NEW segment to ease the pain Chris causes with his, and you'll have to see how you feel about the theme song. Chris thinks it's his masterpiece. This week's I'm Pissed will definitely make you pissed right along side us, so be ready for that.Cringefeast is back and cringier than ever! Some lovely gentlemen that just might be over-sharing a bit on TikTok! Hmm!That's not even the half of it. This episode is jam-packed full of stuff. A Sarabeth recipe, the Karens, and a really painful edition of Kinda Funny, Kinda Sad!Laugh with us. Vomit with us. Have a shot and a claw on us. We love you and thank so much for listening.

Uh oh! It's a hot dunkin' cheesethroat cringefeast over here! Let's clown around! Hey!This episode has a lot of gross things in it! Surprise! It has some wholesome stuff too, though. Did you want some Learnin' Shit? Well, fuck us runnin', we have some!Cringefeast makes it's return and exposes its full form. It's honestly a little much for Chris, and he compiled it!Karens! Kinda Funny Kinda Sad! Recipe! The FOOD BOYS! It's all here so come get a hug. It's a clitfeast.Clips from this episode:Guitar Guy Takes A TumbleOdd Ass TittyBrony KissMy FingersFor The MenMobile Ad ApologyTeddySax BrosJames Is GodEarth WarriorsBest Damn RooferDemocratsProtest KarenKid Breaks AnkleBadlandsReport Of The Week With Another PizzerArm Wrestler Dude BroT-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Okay let's cut the shit. This is a legendary episode. We FINALLY get to talk to James! Who is James? Well I guess you didn't listen to the last episode now did you, dingus? He's a legend.We have an...interesting talk with him and we digest it. Warning: It's a LOT.Then we get into some classic hee-haw, but with a ton of surprises. Sarabeth gets a late birthday gift, and in thanks she gives us all some very horrible recipes. The Karens make another appearance that nobody wanted, and a Learnin' Shit about prison! And baseball!"Wow that sounds a little light for a legendary episode" Yeah no shit, dingfuck. We wouldn't spoil such an episode in a description. A lot more hee-haw cringevomit is held within. Enjoy!Clips from this episode:...cripple fightReds Announcer Says ThingFrat House KarenShed KarenAuto-tune PupperI'm An ArtistI'm Sorry BeeBeeNuttyChristian Singer GuySea LionsT-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

This episode is fuckin' LOADED with hee-haw energy. Hop in! Hey!We re-live a terrible dining experience during I'm Piss, and immediately switch gears to some Learnin' Shit! This is a real Learnin' Shit that's not about a porno video on the internet! This one is about cicadas!We unleash the Karens and also do a nice game of FMK. And once you hear the star of FMK, we'll have you know that he's been in contact with us. Stay tuned. James is coming to the show.

UH OH! Sarabeth has a birthday and it's on a podcast? What is happening? Let's get to it.Lots of laughs this episode. We detail Sarabeth's b-day celebration and get into our famously disgusting segments. We have some Karens, we have an awful recipe, and we have an INCREDIBLY disgusting Learnin' Shit. It will make you sick.It's an extra long poopass episode this week. Hope you enjoy some laughs and find some time to relax during it. Thank you all so much for your support. We love you.Clips from this episode:Ow! My zipper! (NSFW)Cute Bull SoundsKaren Gets Pulled OverVERY Racist KarenVERY Racist Karen Gets ArrestedReport Of The Week Tries Honey ChickenCalmest Car AccidentBrony ConfessionT-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com

Shhhhh! Be quiet! There will be no honking of horns or flopping of clown shoes. If the Freakbitch hears us, we're all goners! We can't let it know we're hee-hawing down here!Welcome to the show! What's not to love about this episode? We discuss the on-going saga that is Chris getting a dental implant, we reveal our idea for a horror movie called Freakbitch, Sarabeth has a really infuriating recipe, and Chris has a bunch of people getting hurt! Also some Karens, some Learnin' Shit, and a brutal game of Fuck, Marry, Kill! All of it jam-packed into a hee-haw sausage link for you to eat in one bite!Hop in, Freakbitch!

The Bop Express just made a stop in Hee-Hawville! Let's have some fuckin' laughs!This episode is PACKED full of good...gross...kind of revolting things. Sorry about that, but it's episode 72. If you haven't figured it out by now...cue the soundboard, you know?We start off with an I'm Pissed that involves cottage cheese! Then it's straight into Kinda Funny Kinda Sad and wow people make some really funny noises when they're in near-death experiences! Uh oh!We've got a GREAT edition of Learnin' Shit, a listener submission that truly makes us gag, Karens and a Fuck, Marry, Kill session!It's all here for you on this dreadful Monday morning. Hope we can ease the pain.Love you all and thanks so much for the support!!!C + SClips from this episode:Road Rager (again)Walmeth.mp4Balloon MishapSwimming Under IceHorse Lovers...Male Karen Yells At BaristaHotel KarenKaren Gets Called A BitchPostmates Crypt Keeper KarenCute SealWhite Claw BoatNever See Me RunningHow I Would Eat Your PussyTik Tok GuyThese Kids Are Badass Caught Breakin' InT-SHIRTS: http://zerofunpodcast.storenvy.com/SOC'MED':Instagram & Twitter: @zerofunpodcastFollow us on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/zerofunpodcastEmail us at: zerofunpodcast@gmail.com