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In Episode 9, Dave and Andy get their chainsaws out and butcher every name that they come across. But that doesn’t get in the way of bringing you what you need to hear. Like grave-digging badgers, human head transplants or crazy Olympic stories you couldn’t even make up. Plus, the guys let their inner ten-year-olds out to play. Join us won’t you! There hasn’t been this much laughter on the podcast since at least DDYH Episode IV. Right out of the gate, Dave ambushes Andy with a monstrous surprise. We’re drinking Hop Stoopid Imperial IPA from Lagunitas and Lifted Embargo IPA from Latitude 33! Quickdraws - Andy has an update on his favorite boat name and Dave discusses wig theft and planning ahead on a famous murder by getting a fancy gun. Dude, Did You Hear? Cow carcasses kept going missing in the desert. Turns out it was grave-digging badgers. Which will be the name of our heavy metal side project. The world’s first head transplant is scheduled for December 2017. Seriously. This is not a sci-fi tv plot. It’s real life with real people. Someone is going to die. We’ll give you ONE guess how many people saw this movie. Just ONE guess. You’ll never guess how many tickets Shia Lebouf sold in the UK for his new movie. Unless your guess was the number one. In that case, you’re right! The early modern Olympics were a mess. One marathon winner stopped for a drink along the way. Some guy ran in dress shoes, got food poisoning and still got 4th place. Another dude got chased by a wild dog right off the course. You think our banned substance list is bad, wait till you see what they were giving runners back then! Dave and Andy had fun with this one. We Recommend: Andy recommends the medicine ball from Starbucks if you’re sick – or honey citrus mint tea if you’re actually going to order it. There can be only one- honey citrus… let me see if I’m reading this right… mint tea. There can be only one- oh, you got it already? Never mind. Dave recommends Oasis – a sci-fi pilot on Amazon Streaming. IF you want to see more of it, you have to go vote! We Don’t Recommend: Andy doesn’t recommend bad marketing slogans – think it through people! That goes double for you, Baltimore. We done read good to hear at the dewd ded u heer. Dave doesn’t recommend Iron Fist on Netflix. COME ON MARVEL, YOU CAN DO BETTER! Andy indulged his inner ten-year-old and created a list of the top 10 most immature city names in America. Our apologies to the fine residents of Dickshooter, Idaho. The best of the worst! Curated with love. We can't remember, did Patrick Stewart make it into the episode? -DnA
In episode 8, Dave and Andy find themselves pondering the ridiculousness of the world. Beer is made with poop water. Organized crime syndicates are stealing wine and cheese. NBA players think the Earth is flat, like an Oreo (ahem, Shaq). Did you hear you can find diamonds just by walking around a park in Arkansas? They did, and they may finally have snapped under the pressure of the maniacal madness of modern mankind! Plus, Dave and Andy have plenty to say about the Power Rangers and whether they’d rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck. All this and more await you… It's MORPHIN' Time. Quickdraws: We’re drinking Modern Times Fortunate Islands and Orderville. Dave heard about the Spanish words for people with bad teeth. Dude, Did You Hear? Andy feels like the name Boaty McBoatface is grossly misused. A tragedy that cuts deeper than any undersea trench. IBM’s Watson AI became everything we hate about youtube comments within 10 minutes of being plugged into Urban Dictionary. Stone Brewery introduces a new beer called Full Circle. Dave wants to call it Poo Brew... from sewer to table. Andy heard about a dude who found a diamond in the rough (no, it wasn't Aladdin). That is, if rough means walking around a park in Arkansas and finding giant diamonds lying around. Dave exposes the network that first aired nudity ever on tv. And no, it’s not HBO. Brought to you by listeners like you. Sword Watch 2017 returns AGAIN! This time… it’s Morphin’ Time. Mighty Morphin' Murder Rangers! Make it stop, we beg you! Apparently your phone knows who you are by the way you walk. As if there weren’t enough ways for it to know. MORE INPUT! Andy brings news of Operation Wine and Cheese, the organized crime sting operation with the most refined palette ever. The moldier, the better. We Recommend: Dave recommends Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Hugo on Netflix. Andy recommends The Night Manager which is currently streaming on Amazon. We Don't Recommend: False-starting at the ancient Olympics. Unless you like your back-meat flayed off. Also, trying to steal a car if you don’t know how to drive a stick. As stated before... jumping into crocodile-infested waters. Even after 10 cups of goon. Or for a hot girl. Shaq and a bunch of NBA players think the Earth is flat. Time to change that one-and-done rule in the NCAA! Dave answers the question of if he would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck. Spoiler alert, Andy disagrees.
In episode six, we examine society and hilarity ensues. Cats are drunk, people are wielding swords, the literal Nutty Professor proposes goat testicles as the cure for everything, and the President of Iceland wants to ban pineapples. So strap in, cause we’re in for a crazy ride... But not one that will kill you, (although, Dave will tell you about one that will) - one that will make you laugh and marvel at the ridiculous world we live in. We’re drinking Beer Run IPA from Ninkasi Brewing and Red Stripe Jamaican Lager Dude, Did You Hear? Alexander the Great hosted an Olympics. But since no one knew how to sport, they just got hammered instead. Someone designed a roller coaster that will literally kill you. Because some people might want to ensure they go out in style. And because nothing makes population control seem fun like loop-de-loops. Spotify releases the top songs to have sex to. And it turns out Australia is into getting down to some out of this world tunes… Speaking of “out of this world,” scientists make a big discovery of the exo-planetary kind. People start going to happy hour with their cats and the rest of us facepalm while we ponder the future of society. Sword Watch 2017 is now officially underway. Andy and Dave get excited about what it would look like if modern day US Marines fought the Roman Empire. Please make this happen Hollywood. We Recommend: Carrying a pocket knife. Whether it's fending off wino cats or opening a bottle of Pinot in the desert, you need a pocket knife. DO IT. BE PREPARED. “Man of the People” from the Reply All podcast. This story contains goat testicles. That should be enough for you. Developing UPenn's key to the ultimate secret of success. Rooster Cogburn would approve. American Crime Story: The People vs. O.J. Simpson. Because we all need a refresher on the craziness that was that trial. Get on it Netflixers! Dave has begun his journey through the AFI’s top 100 movies of all time. He recommends you do the same. We Don't Recommend: Paying your employees too much money. LISTEN UP GOOGLE! Dave doesn't feel the pull to the Light Phone. Which is basically the e-cigarette of smartphones. Use self-control like a real person. Lying to beer snobs (even in Ohio). Because they will find you. And they will sue you. Dave and Andy go valiantly to the defense of pineapple on pizza. Because it’s delicious. SCREW YOU, ICELAND. Dave and Andy predict that Jason Segel will eat someone’s face. Stick Around while Sir Patrick Stewart and his crew receive a distress signal from an underground Icelandic group of pineapple lovers. We uncovered a very special "Captain's Log" in honor of his upcoming poop emoji role.
Episode V: AI Strikes Back. It is a dark time for DDYH, as we find ourselves in a world run by deviously intelligent, possibly malevolent AI. Aliens call out, leave a voicemail, and no one listens to it. Birds can ride in coach on your next Etihad flight. So start your car or grab a beer, (But don’t do both) and hang out with us, just like the Worcester bellringer who got his bell rung. Dave is drinking Ballast Point’s Tongue Buckler Imperial Red Ale and Andy is drinking Mother Earth’s Boo Koo IPA. We do our best to not get wasted by our 22 oz tasty beverages. CHECK OUT FEBRUARY’S MIX TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY Dude, Did Your Hear? AI can now lie to your face, just like the kids who bailed on your high school science project. The next time something gets stuck in your head, it may not be a song. It’s probably a cockroach. If you live in India. Metallic Hydrogen. It’s no Ambimetic Polyalloy from Terminator 2, but it’ll get the job done. Why? Because interstellar travel made easy, that’s why. Blue Jet Lightning. It shoots up to 30 miles in the air! Almost as high as people’s blood pressure in Facebook politics! Check it out. The WOW! signal, 6EQUJ5 was caught by radio telescope on a narrowband frequency in August, 1977. Even 40 years later there’s still no confirmed explanation for its origin. You want to bring 80 of your pet falcons on the plane with you? Sure! Just don’t let them get torn apart by Tom Brady. UNU’s Swarm AI successfully predicted the Super Bowl score prior to the game. SPOILER ALERT! 34-28 Patriots. It’s been right about the Kentucky Derby and the last two Stanley Cup winners as well… and wrong on just about everything else. We Recommend: Losing hair? Andy has a solution for you. The Life/After podcast from GE. Starting with "The Message." Available on iTunes. SO YUMMY COCA-COLA PLUS! SO YUMMY! SO YUMMY! COCA-COLA PLUS! Simon Sinek’s "Leaders Eat Last." You need to read it, or listen to it, or cheat off your friend who did when we give out the test. UConn will destroy you. At least, their Women’s Basketball team will. We Don’t Recommend: Stealing from Salvation Army donation bins. Scrolling through your phone near bedtime. Kiss that melatonin goodbye. In Worcester a bellringer gets his bell rung.
In Episode 4 we find ourselves reading science fiction horror that’s actually real! A real Temple of Doom, Chimera, and January movies! Horror like you never imagined is ever so real. It’ll all be ok, though. So take a wrap off and grab one of the delicious IPAs we’re drinking and enjoy a super chill, fun ride down the river of random knowledge. (Be warned, we do mention the names of several presidents in an entirely non-political way. There is a trigger alert alarm included for the safety of our listeners) We're drinking Coronado Brewing Company’s North Island IPA and Knee Deep Brewing Company's Lupulin River Imperial Indian Pale Ale (be careful, Imperial IPA is usually over 10% alcohol and WILL mess you up, like it did Dave... probably because he has weak genes). Man-Bear-Pig is coming. Well, at least the slightly less disturbing Man-Pig Chimera is coming. Indiana Jones might even get the heebie jeebies at the Temple of the Monkey God. A real Temple of Doom that was abandoned 500 years ago because it was believed to be cursed. Universal is bringing you what exactly what you never wanted! A monsters universe! That’s right, a shared universe that will include surefire hits like Godzilla vs. King Kong! A movie projected for release in 2019. Dave and Andy admit they love the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Is it possible to kill yourself with caffeine? Can you survive the “lethal dose?” Parents test the limits every day... or do they? Did you hear? An acoustically perfect concert hall has finally been built. In Germany. Empty your life savings, it’s time to take a trip. The emoji movie is coming soon. So is Sir Patrick Stewart’s shakespearian method performance as the poop emoji. We Recommend: Sneaky Pete, a new show that feels like a fusion of The Americans and Justified. An older podcast you probably missed called Limetown. Getting back in the gym. Do some cardio, lift some weights, go swimming. Find something to get those healthy endorphins going again. You won’t regret it. Successful business owners and recent Presidents all make time for it, and you can to. Whether you like them or not, they all make time to get in some exercise. It’ll help you feel better about life! We Don’t Recommend: Season 4 of Sherlock. Don’t get us wrong, we love the show with Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberpatch, but its most recent season didn’t quite cut it. The recently released movie, Split. A January movie that’s as lazy as the rest of them. It’s a B movie at best, with an ending that will make you laugh… and not in a good way. We also don’t recommend any January movie. You’re better off throwing that movie ticket money in the trash. The 3 marketing campaigns you probably never heard about. Next time that tornado strikes, don’t use your bathtub. A lucky lady just stole your shot at surviving in her accidentally aerodynamic tub.
Welcome to the Dude, Did You Hear? Extended Edition! Now with 400% more Smeagol! Which is still 0%. Because multiplication. In our third episode, we find ourselves farther down the road, on the other side of the dimensional portal. We’ve found a world immersed in techno-horror, shocking mysteries, and a Dude, Did You Hear in Russia so terrifying, we can’t talk about it here! Don’t forget HAL’s birthday! it already passed… just tell him his card’s in the mail. We’re drinking Belching Beaver’s Me So Honey and Stone Brewing’s classic, Arrogant Bastard. Dude, Did You Hear?: MaxMind brings techno horror beyond imagination with IP mapping. George Lucas is finally building his museum of art. It’s “not just Star Wars,” according to George. Shower Beer is the conditioner that could change your life. One shattered glass at a time. MY FEET!!! Chilean Military Helicopter pilots encounter a phenomenon they can’t explain. Luckily they got it on their file FLIR footage. Two years later they finally share the footage with the world. What they saw, no one can explain. Proving aliens aren’t just crossing American borders. In Taiwan, exotic funerals have become the wave of the future. Dyatlov Pass, a blast from the past where survivors can’t last! The unsolved mystery that will ensure you don’t go camping on open snowbound mountainous terrain in Russia ever again. Africa is pulling an Escape from LA and breaking apart, slowly. Minus John Carpenter and Snake Plissken. But still with the eyepatches, because, ya know… pirates. In a million years, maybe they’ll have Steve Buscemi, too. We Recommend: The Man in the High Castle should be one your radar, watch list, favorites, all of it! America has lost the war, Nazis and Imperial Japan run the country. Things are not as they seem in 1960s occupied America, though. The performance from the arch-nemesis will have you coming back over and over, he’s a terrifying menace you’ll want to run to the neutral territories to hide from. Dave and Andy recommend unequivocally! The reverse wine snob wants to invert the way you look at wine. Your wallet will burst at the seams with savings! Help us save the Five dollar bills… from extinction outside your wallet. Save with Dave and see how much you have when we check in next January. Somm will change the way you see the guy recommending wines at that fancy joint you like so much. Sommeliers have one of the most difficult tests to pass in the world. One with an extremely low pass rate- one of the lowest in the world. We Don’t Recommend: Pointing guns at your mouth. For any reason. Ever. How is that not clear to some people? (What the Eff David Blaine?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY Hiring copycats to design your logo. Harry Potter and the Dodgers could not be reached for comment at press time. New Year’s Resolutions. Unless you have a plan. A SMART plan. With SMART goals. We’re talking Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic/Relevant, and Time-Based. Have a plan, or don’t. There’s always next year. AND FINALLY We talk tech. The nightmare that it could be, the convenience (nuisance?) that it is. What it could be in the future, and how you can get on the field soon at your favorite NFL games. Virtually, of course. Hold off on that camcorder, Uncle Rico. There’s also a special public radio message from our hipster friends!