Alchemy This

A writer attempts to write a romance novel A teenage boy is given advice by a sketchy man in an Applebees Suspecting your husband is the devil See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe How the south is handling people relocating there because of covid A criminal using Cameo to send blackmail messages but can only afford b, c-list celebrities  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inheriting a circus Adults being passed off as children but one person isn't buying it The writers of junk mail     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association  Surfers Go to NYC Unnecessary Cashews   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arctic Scavengers Strike at the Paperclip Factory  New York Water Smuggling    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Substitute teacher A seemingly innocent game of duck duck goose turns WILDLY violent The 57th Annual Shampoo Tastemaker Awards See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neighboring condom factories go to war Pardon me, do you have the time? Hash brown World Championship See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pigeons in a shitting school. TOO personal training. You're in the wrong line. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lego manufacturing plant. Powerpuff Girls. Workers return to the office, changed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The US Military and Education departments swap budgets Man who sneezes when he's aroused Pizza wizards See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mario Kart as NASCAR A baby thinks she's funny Home makeover   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

texting prom night convention for bad parkers See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

burrito-rolling master gone completely texas Canned laugh auditions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gap potatoes Overly full orchestra Ben Franklin's tries to get "finders keepers" in the Constitution See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never late for school Zoo animals commentary Balloon World Cup See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zoom doctor's appointment. Failed science museum. Swallowed ear bud. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage. Politician has to poo. Cheese boys and/or girls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences. Small Town grocery store clerk reads too much into items customers buying. Door to door salesman named Hungry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kindergarten class science fair develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples. Wild time at airport arrivals. Why are your shoes wet? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

America's Gum Control Issues 5th Graders V Senior Citizens Bowling Team Stranded on Desert Island See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clothing Store with No Clothes Internet Security Stand Up Verses Improv See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class Newest Bond Girl is from Accounting Ultimate Frisbee tournament See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot dogs V Beer Surfs Up Indigo See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome wagon. The chocolate bandit on 2/13. No sharing snacks unless you brought enough for everyone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Superhero show from villain's POV. Candlemaker union & the electric lightbulb. Swordfight. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A day in the life of the guy who empties port-a-potties. Two virgins trying to have sex. Southerners struggle to leave a review. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Strangers. Bad dating locations. All the shit keeps falling apart.     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Folks Welcome An Arsehole. Pinball Speakeasy. A Day at IKEA. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Family members overwhelming dishwashing robot. Students ACTUALLY listening to Teachers. Nobel prize committee considers the iBong.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turtles on Vacation Milking Oats Flags See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lost In the Mall A day in the Life of the grammar police Elton John V Ricky Martin See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Moist. Chocolate milk dealers. Are remote co-workers AI? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

paparazzi a man with a plan concerning ham the three kings of West Virginia Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hip coal miners recruit new talent. Hot sauce factory. First people on Mars. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

waking up in a strangers bed university moonshine team paintball battle Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Government competition for new National Anthem. Pro Wrestler works at call center. Surprise anniversary party for a sex shop manager. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

A parenting hotline. Bullfighter branches out. Party is actually an intervention.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Someone who can't recall anything and can't let it go A winner from the hit tv show. "Your Mama", just can't let it go. Aggressive inline  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

 Intergalactic Foreign Exchange Student That's Bologna Petey What do with Home Gym spaces? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Yogurt Sweat Street Bikers vs Harley Riders Waygu Masseuses  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Joey Greer Makeover for Prom King Computer Bootcamp  Psychic Discount  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Comedian bombs so hard it kills people. Losing emotional control in the worst place. Satan's lazy brother.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Spatch-cock. Wizards library. 99 Miata.     Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

One day only where you can hear other people's thoughts. The Beatles, the diagnosticians? Aggressive condom marketing. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Man who can't decide if he's severely injured or just fine. Hacking into stranger's emails.. Stone mason become freemason   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Door-to-door beef jerky sales. Libertarians get rid of stop signs. Road rage. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Inept undercover boss. What the hell is going on?. Tenured professors try to relate to their students   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Santa gets canceled. Gold digging Escorts. Vote Yes- Save Our Bus drivers. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Warehouse Mutiny. No Feeling Condoms. What Is Love. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

New medicine turns people into senior citizens. Podcasters must read constant ads. Joey's story becomes a scene. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Wild house party w/ fictional characters. Window cleaners/Xmas conspiracy/afraid of heights. Imposter contest final round.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com